Stace [Nix]  0:02  
[ominious tones begin playing in background] All right, first of all, 

Alex [ChaCha]  0:07  
No juggling. [demonic hiss in background]

Juggling's stupid. Nobody likes juggling. I don't know why people want juggling. 

Daniel [GM]  0:19  
[as villain] Oh, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

I mean, he's exactly what you think he is.

Marietta [Atalia]  0:25  
This is genuinely a bad guy.

Daniel [GM]  0:27  
[as villain] You are not prepared!

Sampson [Dili]  0:30  
And that's on us.

Stace [Nix]  0:33  
Sally's such a fucking square.

Alex [ChaCha]  0:36  
Scary things don't always hurt you

Daniel [GM]  0:39  
[As villain] Do not doubt my power.

Sampson [Dili]  0:45  
We weren't drunk enough.

Alex [ChaCha]  0:48  
Yeah, that's why I'm here. You guys hate juggling just like me.

Daniel [GM]  0:53  
[as villain] Only now, at the end, do you understand.  The world revolves around me because I. AM ALWAYS. JUGGLING. Look at these pins flip through the air and DESPAIR. [demon hiss]

Alex [ChaCha]  1:14  
[theme music begins to play] Fuck juggling. Juggling's stupid.

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