Unknown 0:15 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the mason and friends show featuring live via zoom Trae X. One time for ya mind two times for ya soul. as well as that dude called Ju aka el JuPerino. I felt I was just watching this movie but I don't think it was as well as the pharmacist as well as big Steve, Unknown 0:50 what it is what it was what it shall be Unknown 0:55 as well as black hand of Mike as well as Alice from the rickety ship. Hi, me I’m Mason. These are my friends. Welcome to the Mason Friends show was having. Done, sir, that's not a noise Unknown 1:17 or noise. Before we get started, we got to get here. Can I have the rookie ship I have him all fucking birthday so happy birthday to Mahoney. Welcome to Bob fucka 48 over club. Nikhil, thank you coming up right there Unknown 1:37 three to eight days. Just shy of a year shy of 40. So we're all getting older around here. Yes, we are. It is received. Unknown 1:49 We're getting we got a little pep rig person we got a little extra flavor with us. That's all it is. Alright, so we should Unknown 2:01 do I gather Unknown 2:04 negative afraid reviews and instead of a great episode have a great negative afraid show. It's all users talk shit about these people on mute, like right over just talking about them on mute. Like we've been doing for the past 20 minutes where Unknown 2:20 there's no sound of it. We're just judging by what we see. Learn just looking at players in action. Unknown 2:26 Speaking of Naked and Afraid I was listening to last Sunday's episode. It kind of goes without saying but please give the Judah sweetie time so the weather girls Unknown 2:42 remember what he was saying that was gay. The closet. I've been telling you for years he's coming out but he never does. He came again. What did he What did he say Trey that as you expected him to jump out of the closet soon. Unknown 2:56 I mean, come on. Now he was going on. About a guy's size. I mean, we saw Unknown 3:01 about the black bear get afraid. He saw me falling naked in the bathroom. Unknown 3:07 For black men so Unknown 3:11 true. White takes showers if that's what it takes baths and his bathtub back here. Black caulk on all the Cox black. Unknown 3:19 know aside from all of that, aside from all of that I did like the way that y'all handled the congregation last time. Unknown 3:29 We do we can do me I did enjoy that. Unknown 3:31 But I did enjoy that and as always, I always have something to bring forth to the front of the congregation and that is the entire state of Florida and the entire state of Texas. Need to consider Brian the congregation. Unknown 3:44 What what happened here now what's going on Trey? Unknown 3:48 Most of y'all don't pay attention to the news like I do. And for a couple of you in that room. I'm not naming names but in the state of Florida, they have passed the don't say gay bill basically heard about talk about anything. Yeah, I know. It's the name of it just sounds nuts. But don't say anything that's even pertaining to the LGBTQ community can no longer be discussed in schools and to some degree Oh, that's they will submit that teachers could out students Unknown 4:28 that's none of that sounds good to me. Unknown 4:30 I wonder what all the fuss was considering the fact that considering the fact that LGBTQ you have high numbers of homelessness and in some cases, mental health problems and suicides over the last few years? Unknown 4:45 Yeah, these are bad things. And so you're saying that Florida and Texas are banning the the use of the term and Unknown 4:54 now Florida is trying to ban it and this is a maybe it could end up being the final straw that breaks the camel's back. As far as the reign of terror of Governor Ron DeSantis in the state of Florida. Now getting to Texas. They are trying to have eras of transgender youth arrested for child abuse, simply because their child is transgender. Unknown 5:21 that's been happening in Texas. That's nothing new. Unknown 5:25 still bad. Unknown 5:27 Very acid accurate and very least. Unknown 5:32 Yeah. Straight up. Don't step foot in Florida. I love Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I love it. Give me tickets to fun road to them and I wouldn't go step foot in Florida. There's not a chance here Unknown 5:45 that opposed to going to Florida. Unknown 5:47 If the meth heads or the Gators or the imagine again, it's like seven confirmed flesh eating bacteria sites in the United States. I'm pretty short ball six or the first six our influence isn't don't go flying biting insects are enough to make me not go Unknown 6:08 to come on to Florida politics. It wasn't so bad. Unknown 6:11 You got you got the pythons people Unknown 6:15 ain't seen any of these things. Unknown 6:18 That's because you stay the water well, Unknown 6:21 I mean we're around water bugs still gotta be around water. How's he not gonna see an alligator if you stay on the water desam screaming now and say don't go to the pond. I Unknown 6:29 got finished this app is to pay attention and I might Unknown 6:32 get this what he's fishing waves are not a gator in Florida. My father. Is the gator gonna come fucking me. More than likely Maryland. Mr. Davis you sit Unknown 6:42 around but you're gonna run from unless he's small enough for you to catch some big news, take his hair towel, throw it over his head. I mean, I got you not got a foot strap on. We'll give her my court. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say Unknown 6:57 My question is what do you do with a snake fuckers? Like if you got a Python Unknown 7:02 he's gonna run from the snake he wants to eat tonight go pay the snake. No man snake NGO's has come since slipping on me. Like we in the Jungle Book. Unknown 7:10 Come back snake got there and Unknown 7:15 remember that movie Anaconda where he spit out Jon Voight. Like I could be you Unknown 7:19 doing snake and Python Unknown 7:20 man. It's That's right. There's a snake. I don't think there's a man. I don't think there's no aim. I don't think there's no con there's Unknown 7:29 because the party Unknown 7:32 we're not no big fucking toy. I mean, how big was when you were eight foot Unknown 7:36 the one I had before dad was eight foot. Unknown 7:39 Now it's just it's just you're not gonna run an eight foot snake unless you start ankle size. Unknown 7:47 Not even having the size you up. They like heat. So if your outward is sunlight, abundance of sunlight and comes out the shade, it's not going to heat. So say you're standing in an area with plenty of sunlight and it's just happened to come out the shadow is going to want to warm the fuck up. Unknown 8:04 I was drinking my rock from hamlets. I mean, it's just Naked and Afraid. Like we're gonna even where we just judged Unknown 8:10 me on what your reaction would be. Unknown 8:15 On the reaction versus going outside party or not. You're going to cut catch and cook it Unknown 8:21 just depends if I'm negative afraid I mean help your kids see but in a regular normal circumstances you're gonna let them be like Naked and Afraid you're doing that right Naked and Afraid. Clearly you're eating a snake not a B but a four foot Gator on my job on that's what I'm talking about. I might jump on a put them out or hold him at night. Hold on. I got a tag four foot snake comes by four foot snake saying though hold up four foot snake. It's a whole lot easier thing to catch. There are four foot alligator, okay, you want to eat something? If I if I had to catch it and eat it with my hands or just a towel in my hands. Trust me. I've gone through the snake before go for the alligator. All day. You know what I mean? I'll get has gotten better I see but that's you're not thinking man. He's looking for to kill somebody bad taste least decent. I love them. If I can't take this sucker and cook them up and remembering like it was a special thing. Everyone says like sometimes like Sanders, afraid bought into water, but my point is if you're on Naked and Afraid, and you're sitting here with little titties, and you're like I love you hit the two of us need to catch something to eat and a four foot snake comes along on your left and a four foot alligator comes along on your right side. Little to the CISM Chinese first and I'm gonna use pieces of snake I'm using snake heads to get the gator over here to use the snake. Yeah. Good about the snake. Bam. Bam right there. Okay, snake, man. Dangle the head. I mean, as I'm perched up on are you going to have it on a string that you make out? Right, and then I'm Jimmy blah. Snuck up right on him. Right off a little low hanging branch. Right? Yeah. And that's where it's gonna fucking wrap up and he's just gonna swarm a little bit then I don't know a couple of times lately just died. I don't Unknown 10:16 follow anything that may be Unknown 10:20 dependent on my shoulder got to be good dance. about grabbing by the hit. I'm a gravitates think so and I'm a closest jaw Brian. I'm gonna hold on tight like this and I'm gonna hold them tight get the portfolio but that's about shoulder strength. This snake What am I bring electrical take them just when I'm making it for the negative trade jobs. You know, I still take the Unknown 10:46 things that you shoving up your ears Unknown 10:52 when I walked in there and gave my you got sales my phone and I'm like, Yeah, you can leave now. Or you can bring your ex like this is what we're doing. You know? Unknown 11:00 You're gonna fuck over the gator because you go Jimmy floss. Now. Would you Jimmy foster some shit that's what you because you got to do it too high. You're gonna come in. It's gonna be real quick. Title protection do they have out there? It's just another it's a camera crew right? They don't have to set he's in. Unknown 11:27 He can't gotta have a gun. Obamacare man I gotta go. They'll know about it. But I gotta Unknown 11:33 know you're not out there. holding the camera in the woods, but you could be here in Unknown 11:41 the woods. You should run around. Naked folks. You're one of the naked folks out prime. You know what I'm saying? out there on the naked style. For sure. normal guy. Unknown 11:53 That's definitely Unknown 11:54 Yeah, cuz the camera guy is semi normal. Unknown 11:56 earlier. Earlier Steve, you mentioned something about going to Florida and you have small children Correct. Unknown 12:07 You mean Disney World at Disney World enough. Unknown 12:09 You're not taking your small children to Disney World. Well, Unknown 12:12 not not Disney World. This is not this is pertaining Disney World. This was something else that I'm bringing to the front of the congregation and that is the entire staff. But it's like this. Suppose that you're running late to pick up your kid from daycare. And when you get to daycare, the building is locked. Unknown 12:31 locked in there. Yeah, I saw that. She admits she was 15 minutes late. I mean no excuse, right? Yeah, no, I would have I would have had to call the cops I'd have to get in and video is of the kids standing like you're breaking the door has to stop at the top of the door. The mom was crying because she didn't find out and let the kid to daycare and they locked them inside and locked Unknown 12:58 him and silly and it's dark. All the lights are on. So like let me get this straight. The daycare facility, locked the child in the daycare and then left. The child was in the daycare by himself Unknown 13:12 didn't realize that they had left a child there that didn't realize that but they didn't keep track of Hold on. This would never happen at Biggie Smalls rolling Biggie Smalls. 24/7 Daycare ban Unknown 13:26 we're gonna know we go know each kid Yeah, in which stripper got each kid. We're gonna have a tag Cenomanian Greg get the foot back here. He'll be on the inner focus. He will be on the interstate Goddamnit cinema you better get him little biscuit biscuit biscuit Unknown 13:49 you anywhere near at any of them kids yeah Unknown 13:52 damn right. You're raising them. If there's a strip club with a daycare like the Jews definitely hanging out the strip club section. Oh there's like your clips are beyond daycare slot back there and cook a little bit every now and then that there to Biggie Smalls. Guest guest appearance and we're gonna have just chicken as a food truck on the weekends. Unknown 14:09 It's relevant not just chicken is just chicken ribs and waffle just Unknown 14:13 chicken ribs and waffles. Yeah, Unknown 14:16 yeah, yeah, we'll menu that's Unknown 14:19 a little odd. You don't tell people it's gonna stack man people don't love it because he's gonna make the best chicken ribs and waffles around I would definitely Unknown 14:27 hashtag patent pending and everything else in between. Unknown 14:31 You got it covered. We've done that at least five times. Very Mark hashtag, LLC incorporated all the all the letters and words and Unknown 14:41 whatever's the cost money. Freight margin things cause money. Unknown 14:46 That's why I always tell him it does. Kanye West shit out right up to the top. Intellectual property but you're gonna lose. Oh, I've Unknown 14:56 been keeping a list of the good work because this is gonna be so I'm not. I'm not letting Mason get screwed on. Unknown 15:14 Technically, that was the third of March 2018 We came up with that cause Unknown 15:19 there's there's a whole bunch of concepts that are on a running list that Unknown 15:27 a lot of shit on this show. Hold on. Let me ask you. Do you have that running list with Unknown 15:29 you? Some of it Unknown 15:31 how many episodes deep? Unknown 15:33 This is 627 we're 627 and in this round doing Unknown 15:38 some gems in there. So once we forgot about you that accurately. Assess sex toys, sex toys. We had all kinds of shit. We have Unknown 15:51 a lot of a lot of concepts come out of this show. We're like a full Think Tank. Yeah, basically, it's the Mason and French Think Tank Unknown 15:58 drove speaking of. Oh, yay. Did you get a chance to see his documentary on Netflix? That's yeah, that's pretty good. Unknown 16:06 Hell no. Unknown 16:07 I like is it good? Unknown 16:08 It's really good. It's early. Unknown 16:10 It's early. Yeah. I do like me some early game Unknown 16:13 to set you up to see his mindset already early on. Unknown 16:17 So like that's what they're trying to do is make you think that oh, we'll look how Kanye. Kanye has always been. Unknown 16:22 Yeah, basically, it's like yo, this man. Unknown 16:25 What I'm gathering from. Unknown 16:26 I don't think my thing one bit of it after watching it. Because it's another episode suppose the air this week on Wednesday. It's a three part join. I've watched the first two. And from what it seems to me was his mom was an anchor. His mom had a saying that he was like a giant that could couldn't see yourself and she was like basically what it means is you have an ego which isn't bad, but she goes you got this ego. But you know you're a giant in that sense, but your feet are on the ground. I think after she passed his feet left the fucking ground and may never come back. Unknown 17:02 He definitely lost his mind but didn't she pass where he is now? But didn't she pass because she was getting LIFO or plastic surgery or something like that. enlarged or SEIFA they wanted was liposuction. Unknown 17:15 I did not know that. Well, yeah, so but I mean, it's good. It's early gay. Back when he fucking got on with Rockefeller was trying to get on Rockefeller man. It's actually decent. Join check it out. It's Unknown 17:32 been with his name attached to it Unknown 17:35 wasn't anything new? Because you got paid $200 just to listen to listen to this album. Unknown 17:42 Any and everybody that listened to that album? Honestly, y'all are so there's something horribly wrong with you. Why are you supporting that man for any and everything and all the evil that he has caused in the last couple of weeks? Unknown 17:55 That you feel about Yeah. That's how he feels about Yeah. We gave you scare people, man. Unknown 18:00 He's crazy. Very scary and dress shoes. Like that's how people end up dead. Where Unknown 18:11 that's also true too because I mean that's Unknown 18:17 that's crazy. But it's like that's the sort of thing gives people Unknown 18:22 what she said Unknown 18:22 you know what I mean? Like I bought the trailer next door Unknown 18:25 thing like Unknown 18:26 the fact you know that's what it sounds to Unknown 18:29 kill it killing the fact that he's talked about killing pee. Like all that everybody shouldn't think that that's a joke later that should be taken seriously. Unknown 18:39 Once all that shit that he tweeted and snapped and all that shit. Nobody wants that thrown out in court not used in court. Unknown 18:44 I saw that later. They go into court now. Unknown 18:47 That's not going to happen. Unknown 18:48 He's gonna have custody battles with Kim Kardashian. Unknown 18:52 When that shit. Unknown 18:54 Do you think he's not gonna have opportunity to get up and make an ass out of Unknown 18:59 court charges? In right. Unknown 19:02 I don't know. I think Kanye definitely stands a chance if he's in court of getting a contempt of court charge. Oh, there's no yeah, he's the likelihood in that in that realm. Oh, it's going to happen. We shall see Unknown 19:14 without fail what's gonna happen if Hold on a second y'all already Unknown 19:25 know he's back. Anyway. Yeah, man. This EA thing is clearly abroad for Yeah, so like documentary. Hey, look, man. I'm not saying hey SMA some bangers. It's hard Unknown 19:36 to not appreciate his musical genius because he is a genius and I think I don't know anything about faster but he is very popular and fast. thing he's a genius things that he's done. It's just other aspects of his life that's like that. Okay, chaos. So it's like our Kelly. Our Kelly made great music. But outside of that he's a fucked up individuals. His genius. But then that doesn't excuse you keeping them locked up in their hotel rooms in different places and making the songs about the bitches the young kids you got locked the fuck up? Yeah, he did. Some crazy motherfuckers out there did a famous Unknown 20:22 thing right the difference between madness and genius are what is it that they say is that what it is the reason the line? Right Yeah, madness and genius. But that's yay, he doesn't he falls from one side to the other on like an hourly basis. Like he's fine for a minute and then he trips over the edge. And he's off into madness for a while. And then he comes back. But that's the way that like people are they chip off in the madness. They kill somebody and then they come back to normal. They're like, Oh, no, I didn't mean to do that. Unknown 20:51 And there's medicine for this is all I'm saying. He don't want to take the medicines. Matter of fact, I think he's quoted as I take when I work on my albums. I go off on medication. Yeah, Unknown 21:00 yeah. So that's that's that's why people think he's like, truly like Unknown 21:05 he might take medicine they don't want to take Unknown 21:07 but he's skeet Davidson not a funny name. Ski David's it makes me laugh right Unknown 21:12 mark? should really rock a shirt. If I Unknown 21:16 was skiing I was being like, yeah, my name is ski and I was named for skate for what I do to Kanye West baby mama. Skate skate. Unknown 21:29 As he has gone after and achieve to move he Unknown 21:32 Davidson as I can I say okay, that can sell holy friggin shit, man. There's, there's at least three more. If I was with Kate Beckinsale, Kim Kardashian would never get any time. Like cake. Where are we going? losing him? Yeah, let's go. Okay. He's Unknown 21:47 just gonna get torn apart Unknown 21:51 from the 70 So he's got a laundry list. of beautiful women that he was dating and he ran his mouth about it and they always on the Unknown 21:57 Stern show and he talked about a lot of them. So that's pretty amusing. Need to get him on here. Asked him. Would you ban this thing Unknown 22:05 Wilbur veiled around Unknown 22:08 Yes, not Fez. Oh, you're Unknown 22:11 right. Well, and he says is F E S for foreign exchange student. Unknown 22:20 By contributor right. That's what it was. Unknown 22:23 Some wild shit right there. Unknown 22:26 That's his trip. I didn't know that. Yeah, that was a good show. And I was thinking about it. Right. Like, when that show came out, marijuana was against the law. And they were clearly getting high. Every episode. Like thank you to that Dev 70 show for helping to bring marijuana more to the forefront of culture. Okay, so Unknown 22:45 we got a woman on on PLLC we got the Waco P Davis in hand has came back. Ariana Grande. Yeah, that was the other one Phoebe Denver. Whatever name Cassie David sumbitch name was Carly and Coolio. Unknown 23:05 Carly and Kognito Yeah, that's Unknown 23:06 that's what I was a minor I only heard like three that I know is Kate Beckinsale Kim Kardashian. I mean like I mean, I don't think she's gonna be really an ugly brown I mean, fucking with no you know, about me did Margaret. Was Margot quality. Margaret, quaintly Unknown 23:28 quality and quality. She's the chick. Have you seen the finale? Yeah. Have you seen the movie with the new Tarantino movie once upon a time in Hollywood? Garber? She's the hairy armpit, hippie chick. That's like, can I blow you and he's like, let me see your ID. I'm like, it's about baumatic out in the in the theater like. I'm like, so then he's asking her age, right. And I'm like, I pulled out my phone in the theater and looked her up. Yeah, she's old enough to let her suck. My dick. I'm not feeling so bad anymore. You know. Brad Pitt? Well, yeah, she's playing 16 or 17. So he was like, he was like, definitely protecting himself but he was looking at that in 1969. He was that nobody, right? She was wide open back in those days. Unknown 24:23 Like now I can't. Unknown 24:24 Well, hairy armpits wasn't ideal, but I'm like, yo, if I already got the girl in the car, and she's like, we're going to my place kind of blow you on the way. Yeah, okay. Right. Unknown 24:34 Come on down. really gonna be grabbed for hairy armpit. Unknown 24:37 Hair you armpits look at man I worried about fuzzy maybe regretfully? Yes, so I think you got me I mean you you Unknown 24:54 you shape your Unknown 24:55 your man married so absolutely do not it's up to your wife to keep Unknown 24:59 wearing clothes exploded my hair business asked me if I can borrow Unknown 0:06 If I can borrow Unknown 0:12 exceed the sweet sounds of the women girls Unknown 0:21 get me for cheap we're hairy armpits. You're not really reaching for the armpit was to give you this Unknown 0:26 none of the places that ladies have hair other than the top of her head Am I involving myself with when she's blowing vessels and I'm probably Unknown 0:36 vindicated have a ball. Unknown 0:42 I'm saying like I'm typically not trying to be involved must go ahead and do you know, stick my hand in the back of her head she could be like don't do that. You know what I mean? Like that's happened I've dealt with that enough in my life. Like no I don't do that shit. You want me to put my hand back in the hands of real what you say here wasn't real that would get me in trouble. Unknown 1:12 He just had to put it on the side and keep going no Unknown 1:14 you back at the hair salon. Right buy in the next one. Unknown 1:18 Now man get some Gorilla Glue. Unknown 1:20 We know that work. You just don't gorilla glue that shit back on Mike. We Unknown 1:23 know it works we've seen Unknown 1:28 we saw her Unknown 1:29 rebuild what happened? You do that bitch got a fucking single who the Gorilla Glue girl has made a sale. Unknown 1:36 I need to Gorilla Glue girl explain. You don't Unknown 1:40 suck it was doing a hair and ran out of like some kind of hairspray or whatever. So she took the gorilla glue and put in our ship and fucking basically glued a fucking hair on our scout. That wasn't a wig off it was a wig or we would ever go around here and they had to scrape like the basically scalper to fuck get to shut offs or hair grew back. The bitch became famous for being stupid did not now she has a single out I'm trying to pull up her man Gorilla Glue girl Unknown 2:08 Gorilla Glue girl I glued my hair to my head because I'm a fucking idiot. The name of the single Unknown 2:15 single and this is a hair product. A lot of hair products coming out. Unknown 2:21 Not Gorilla Glue. No. My hairline called not gorilla glue. Unknown 2:26 I don't understand how you would have gorilla glue so close to your hair products or why you would think it's a Unknown 2:31 good idea to use it but nobody knows why it is misused to shit nobody know because she was she became a fucking me Unknown 2:40 way in order to get famous. As you Unknown 2:44 know trait that is a very good point. She might have literally done it just a blow herself up on the Insert of a word Unknown 2:48 gorilla girl all the time for Unknown 2:53 a living that really is Unknown 2:54 called hair. Unknown 2:57 Look at the times we're living your name. any and every camera says famous like that. That's true. Unknown 3:05 Did you say Tessa? That's her name. And the song's called my hair ma ha I was hoping for a sticky situation Unknown 3:20 that's the next thing along Unknown 3:21 the side is damast Unknown 3:26 It's a two minute 42nd long song and I'm quite sure she Gorilla Glue prime front or some money for the shit. Gorilla Glue got famous right after she like even more famous for what it was because that's all she kept talking about people like yo Gorilla Glue really works if you fuck this girl's head, because I've used gorilla glue on some shit before. It's like sometimes it depends on what you get and how long it's been said but this bitch has been fresh Gorilla Glue and spraying or fucking hate like a nominee she Unknown 3:57 use Gorilla Glue spring Unknown 3:59 there's a spring there's a spray. It comes with a spray aerosol glued her hair like it is try to watch the shit out and fucking you know like once glue horns sit you know I mean it just seems also she's spraying and it's just just like a wax gonna just come in and she's trying to scrub and her hair is not moving. She starts crying and shit. This goes to the emergency room and they gotta cut that shit off Unknown 4:26 was she recording the whole time? She live streaming Unknown 4:32 she used the Gorilla Glue show him off and he uses hair should work. Should work. Is that what she said? It's shoebury so I didn't watch the video. I just seen clips of this bench doing this shit try to scrub the shit out of her head and it just wasn't working. And now she's famous. That's amazing. You tell him Unknown 4:53 what I mean that's the culture we have. I mean Paris Hilton got famous for doing nothing and then don't do it on camera and then Kim Unknown 4:59 Kardashian got funded and actually famous is Unknown 5:02 like now you don't even have to blow anybody to get famous you just got to be really stupid. Yeah, do some really dumb dumb shit. Like that kid that kid that got Arrabida gorilla killed back in the day all the big time. Yeah, that kid's gonna be real big time because I Unknown 5:17 think fucking didn't la say they was playing the game for her rhombi they dedicate the game to a wave of Hawaiian bass was murdered is like a huge meanie. You Unknown 5:29 remember trying a few years back some kid fell in a gorilla cage like the LA Zoo or something. Unknown 5:33 Yeah, that I'm like you're still on that. La Unknown 5:37 la ville world rail on a tray. Damn right. was picked I'm sure justice Unknown 5:42 for her on a Wednesday they've been shirts that have been shirts Unknown 5:48 and shit. Ridiculous. There were stickers. Unknown 5:53 All kinds of shit. There's a million memes and Iraq based ended up dying in the shadow they shot and killed him right there Unknown 6:02 and he's dead before he got a big name. Yeah. When like people knew about Iran baby before he was dead. Unknown 6:07 Nobody knew what the girl's name was like, Mommy, look, gorilla. Let's take a picture for real and then there's Luma fucking Mommy I want to climb up here and fall in his bed. Unknown 6:16 Let me go hang out with that girl that's natural selection though that little bastard should have died Robbie. Robbie didn't do shit roller in here Unknown 6:23 keeping children Unknown 6:27 you're breaking up but I'm pretty sure you say keep an eye on your children which is a fucking Minda that. Unknown 6:32 Express if you had a zoo, why would you not keep on? Unknown 6:35 Yeah, dude, if a real Unknown 6:37 you got animals around his mother Unknown 6:42 had leashes on their children in public? Unknown 6:44 Oh, you damn right I had a leash on me when I was a kid. You better keep me under control you better you better hang on you actually Unknown 6:50 had to have a release all Unknown 6:54 right. Talking 3734 36 Unknown 7:01 leash like a real dog leash. Unknown 7:04 It was bad it was what was wound it was woven course and I had to harness on everything. Unknown 7:10 Shut out your Unknown 7:12 boxers people to be success. My mom says people used to look at her like she was like mistreating me because it was a chain. But it's like, you know when I put when I put the radio fence collar on the dog to keep her in the yard. People say oh, that's cruel. And I'm like it's more cool. Let her go get hit by a car. You know what I mean? Put me on a leash me walking around in public. I'm gonna go get my ass run over by a car because I ain't got no fucking sense. Unknown 7:35 Fuck market everybody put a leash on his ads if you want to. Fuck that, bro. Unknown 7:40 I can't bring myself to put a leash on my kid because you're not a goddamn dog. What are you talking about this a bit Unknown 7:48 serious. At least when you were a kid, not all the time. It was it was Indian. guys out in the yard, whatever you Unknown 7:57 got to pay get in there. I can't go and pick it Unknown 8:02 up and away from it according to a 10 foot circle. Put circles and it gets caught and my circle gets smaller and smaller. I can't extend my radius done. I can't I can't run my way away from this this spiral. curly Q in the floor Unknown 8:16 to the close Unknown 8:18 clip to a line on the ground and I ran back and forth next to the fence every time I was like you want to play football that's the ball from one side of the fence to the other side of the Unknown 8:34 fence to cinder blocks in my bike man Robert, you're not Unknown 8:38 man. This isn't a rich this is when we would go public somewhere when I was a little kid Keep him away like a crazy person but keep me from seeing something going for if you did like 12 kids. Same gang of don't come around like a chain gates. Come around or to Unknown 9:00 watch and warrants it but they had the kids hold the rope in DC they got the Unknown 9:03 rope around. Actually, Unknown 9:07 the rope was around the kid at DC and the person in front they were all tied together. Up here wanted they just had the kids. They tell the kids to hold the rope and that's what you hold on to water walking up Unknown 9:17 to that seems so much civilized because at least if a car is wrecking the children can let go of the rope and run in different directions. You know the whole reason why chain gangs are like kind of a problem because when the guy is driving a tractor trailer and he falls asleep and drives off into the median and hits the chain gang. They all get harder but you know then the chain gets wrapped around the axle and the guy keeps driving. They're all getting pulled in one by one like all city cartoon. Unknown 9:42 DC the kids in DC they don't hold a rope. They're all tied together. He's right I've seen it and that's all the more dangerous it fuck Bo cuz I'm like yo, why aren't they just holding the rope? Like they should just be holding it like they do for you. Unknown 9:57 It is different maybe they were like Mason as a child and they were just like oh so in a lot of 3d tied in. Worst case. Unknown 10:06 You got more of a population up here in DC or these homeless small focuses walk around Halo motherfucker come here I got some fun Unknown 10:13 looking now now he's got 12 Not just one exactly. One a little bastards and got all the other 11 day by themselves lot they got somebody they got the teacher and how Unknown 10:22 many are actually paying attention to all those kids they had Unknown 10:25 why they tied him together Unknown 10:30 no sphere why the fucking homeless Timmy on an air over there begging for change or to do to open the door for the people every day every morning Unknown 10:37 whatever he wants to while you get through stream off because that'd be spaced out just walking down the middle of the fucking road. Yeah, come on over. I remember when I was going to school we had to worry about Unknown 10:50 my day when the time Unknown 10:53 person in the front job to size them up to be like don't even fucking do it like you up in front of all these kids Unknown 11:00 or these teachers. But who are these teachers? They're gonna be like given the death stare to fucking homeless people in the middle of their work in the city. If they back up sign that I'll be bucking up he gotta be a little bit games to be achieved. You know what I've been doing? I've been walking around with nunchucks like like it Harcourt requirements stone going like seven dudes the surrounding powder now one of the face. And then they'd all be like, oh shit, because they didn't even see it coming Unknown 11:40 that fast. Oops, mongoose crackhead goes by mongoose turbo for ketchup. It's up like behind, flicks it right back. Unknown 11:52 So you lose your teeth mongoose ain't gonna be no more Unknown 11:57 mongoose ain't got no teeth he'll need Unknown 12:01 us ain't happy had to go knock mongers teeth out he came to the streets with no because it's all Unknown 12:05 good. We're talking about Tifa which is going to bust my gums already. Unknown 12:12 I'm already gum and everything I eat. I eat oatmeal for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm worried about you. I'm taking your eyes out of your head. Oh shit. So I would go Unknown 12:22 Now give me a sticker ball. What's your lunch? Unknown 12:25 Can you imagine having no teacher I need a Snickers and a dining Unknown 12:28 room. You got to get three musketeers if you Unknown 12:34 have anything no peanuts no tea right Milky Way Unknown 12:41 peanuts does not ice Unknown 12:43 cream and together nobody is nugget anyway. It shouldn't we change the word because I'm not sound distinctively close to something that Nobody's allowed to say anymore. Unknown 12:55 It depends on a new game. I guess if I knew how to pronounce it, it doesn't sound so. Unknown 13:10 Egg whites Unknown 13:11 and sugar and egg whites Unknown 13:15 forever. It can lead to complex Unknown 13:21 strips of government chocolate I can take off your sugar. Delicious love is low. Versus sugar due to a very specific Unknown 13:29 temperature Unknown 13:30 in order to maintain the proper consistency otherwise you end up a caramel or somewhere grainy. Yeah, absolutely. It's complicated. Like stuff. Yeah, but not no sugar optic or some Burnt Sugar. I mean not super. Unknown 13:49 just care about Unknown 13:52 sweet not been burnt taste not that fire pans gonna Unknown 13:56 be sugary. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I'm kind of weird. I've been some strange stuff. No, this is like what? Very sugars to the carbon like I will put you know sugar and cinnamon on my toast and cookie till it's like Mega crispy. And it's like two black edges but that's the bread is black edges it's not yeah sugar bread black. Yeah, just put the sugar where the butter is edges around sort of burn up there. But I guess you know, that's I guess you're right. I don't really burn the sugar. That's not super crazy. Unknown 14:26 He said when I talk stocks tail or some shit like that are like Unknown 14:29 delicious. Yeah, my tail is delicious. Yeah, my black and me oxtail seen, bro. Some words. That can be oxtail Unknown 14:39 wanting you to snake alligator, but you would not eat oxtail. Unknown 14:42 I probably will try. But I do not just like, I don't go to the store and look for national Unknown 14:46 he has no desire for sale. If you went to the store, if you went to the store and they had alligator tail, would you buy that bug? Bug at me? Yeah. So it's not like the fish that you won't the shark had. You won't hang on the wall because you didn't catch it. Like you'll eat Gator but you don't have to catch it. You wouldn't put a shark head on the wall if you didn't catch it. Unknown 15:13 We're gonna It's like a trophy. You can't claim a trophy that ain't really Unknown 15:16 put to me. Eating alligator tail soup or something. That's like a trophy. Hey, look, I'm sharing that trophy with your belly. You know what I'm saying? So when you won't get get your tail at a restaurant or vice restaurant cuz you're gonna kill it. No, I'm not that guy. I would put a shark on my wall that I didn't Unknown 15:34 have to store. Unknown 15:36 I was like I said I would put a shark on the wall that I didn't kill because I'd be like, that's a bad motherfucker. Look at that shit. I mean, would you eat? What is it the Rocky Mountain Oysters was? Bowl balls. Yeah, I'm skipping that two balls. Let me ask you that Super Bowl balls. What if it gave you like supernatural powers? What if you ate like, powers if they were some kind of powers? Exactly. You just strip left and like if all if all men had raging hardens at the nursing home because they were eating gold. balls for lunch on Wednesdays like would you partake on a weekly basis see Unknown 16:15 the creases this all I need to creases coming to get the edges don't mind this Albula standing up right here Habilis. Unknown 16:47 Is it had to be like a superpower that I would want and do I get to keep it or it only happens when I hit the ball ball? Unknown 16:54 The superpower is you're an old man with a raging hard on it bangs chicks no problem that's the superpower is you got to eat gold balls once a fucking week but your dick will work till you die. Like it'll work like you're 20 till you die or if you eat both balls once a week with your son and a big didn't work doesn't matter if there's like tangible proof if they were like you know how they say aspirin stops a headache and a lot of people Yeah, right like a baby aspirin. Like if you took a baby aspirin a day and prevents heart attacks they say once you get on so if they were like, look, it takes baby aspirin eat his bowl ball. Once a week. You eat this bowl ball, you bring Unknown 17:32 your will. It's gonna be good and your Unknown 17:35 big word right? That's all you need. You need your heart to pump that dick up. And you need that tick to function as a winner. What was that? Unknown 17:45 Chet you won't have a heart. Exactly Unknown 17:47 exactly what a winner bull ball dinner Unknown 17:49 Exactly. Football dinner once a week baby Hall Unknown 18:08 even ball balls we got to go home Unknown 18:10 we got to leave grid at eight is bull balls and Sally the nurse is coming by we Unknown 18:14 already know what time it is. It keeps knocking off the coffee table. Rafi just knocking shit Unknown 18:20 over I got a ball ball at me and I'm like a hot Bulcock in a china shop don't sit next to so like do you like Mike and I clearly Unknown 18:32 haven't pulled in had a nice 92 So we'll see the farming samples I'm getting Unknown 18:36 some we doing it we all we all are bored or would you be Unknown 18:42 what you expect that you got to think of? It got Unknown 18:44 to think about it your path you're taking tick is all man Unknown 18:48 I mean I'm confident that my deck will be we're just saying the case I know for a fact that other things exist. From ball ball, make everything work out this little blue pill balls Unknown 19:08 is all natural little not for him at all that missing link it up in email when it's Better Unknown 19:20 Living Through Chemistry big steel Unknown 19:25 Yeah, to be able to rub like two leaves and a gingerroot together some shit like that. Unknown 19:32 You are so not the race seat nice seashell. Three seashell and Unknown 19:38 you ought to be able to get some over the basil, ginger and vitamin. Look. Hold on. That's not how it works when in time to time. Hopefully anything is 40 Unknown 19:51 This is a belief thing Unknown 19:54 can be a good cook. Somebody could cook the shit up out of some ball balls and probably the best balls you have. Unknown 20:01 Right if the unit smoked them like he does his ribs. And you notice she'll be delicious. You'd be like these are the best balls. I have eight balls to eat these things, but you gotta cook them. To balls you want raw balls there too grainy if you eat Unknown 20:36 their fried nuts Unknown 20:40 to me that's bad. I like chicken liver like fried chicken liver. That's kind of what that would look like. Unknown 20:46 What the bones Yeah, those Unknown 20:47 bugs are fried. Oh, but Unknown 20:56 you got something like this Unknown 20:59 full of chicken liver. Unknown 21:01 That's what you need in one form. That is a sound like an apple I needed to be French Unknown 21:15 think about it though. If it was smoked it tastes like fucking delicious ribs. You will be like yo meeting this bar. Unknown 21:21 You go eat some crazy sad this ball is to listen. Unknown 21:24 Next Renaissance Festival instead of the turkey leg. You just get a bowl ball and an ice cream cone or stick for $17 A bowl ball and a stick and you just walk around waiting in line for the next bit Unknown 21:37 might be the hit of the county fair this summer. We're bringing it back. Yeah, we're bringing it back full balls were lost his mind. Unknown 21:52 Some balls at the top of the stick man and walk around with a mouse. Unknown 21:55 Yes. On a steak good for the devil. Unknown 22:00 Make it look like you make a corndog two balls, Unknown 22:03 two balls. Cornbread. We figured it out. We forgot about these things giving you superpowers Unknown 22:19 to fly to just eat them just Unknown 22:21 talking about superpowers and he kept talking about how you're preparing your balls. So you got like a weird Unknown 22:27 you got if you're gonna be eating bull balls on a regular basis you can't just eat them the same way every time. Your boss Tao main Unknown 22:43 the way you fix the ball Baba Baba got balls This is disgusting. This is ridiculous. become invincible. Unknown 23:05 Okay. Well, ladies and gentlemen. With that said we're gonna have to bring this episode of amazement fringe show to a close. I'd like to thank you so much for listening. We'd like to encourage you to listen to old episodes as well Unknown 23:18 as new episodes. Like Share Subscribe, right on right on. Unknown 23:21 Be nice to people that look like you'd be nice people that don't look like you don't be a dick Unknown 23:25 loves by lovely sexy gentlemen keep moving forward try Unknown 23:31 and as always protect your mental wealth and his lady T would say protect your energy Unknown 23:37 and support Ukraine shout out to Glen young kid for Cali Putin a Soviet dictator. I fucking I gotta you know I don't agree with everything that guy does, but fuck Yak. Let me Okay, that was cool. So yeah, thank you for listening. Check us out next Unknown 24:00 at least they did something right. They did something right. Right. Unknown 24:04 So have a great rest of your week. And we'll see you on Thursday peace thanks so much for listening. If you want to help support the show, please go to www.patreon.com/the letter M. Perfect entertainment. There's a link in the description of each show at the bottom. If you just scroll down you'll see the imperfect Patreon. Account link. 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