Unknown 0:29 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason and friends show featuring that dude called Ju aka El Juparino, hey, as well as the Black Hand of Mike aka el black hande. Me, I’m Mason, these are my friends. Welcome to the Mason and Friends show. Unknown 1:03 What's that? Everybody was good out there. Every one of the fun Easter to all those out there to celebrate Easter. Unknown 1:09 Happy Easter, Unknown 1:10 happy motherfucking Sunday to those don't happy zombie Jesus Unknown 1:12 day. Yeah, yeah. The Lord has risen and he's a zombie. Unknown 1:19 Most of you. I see you got like a quarter court going on out there, man. Well, what's the deal with that Unknown 1:25 quarter court? Basketball court not like a bottle court Unknown 1:30 because your work looks a little rough bro from a concrete Man X concrete man a Unknown 1:37 mic on the sloppy side Unknown 1:39 well yeah did able to show Unknown 1:50 you know, you got a couple of friends that you could ask to help with that shit at some point if you ever really need Unknown 1:56 it or what trials you got trials and all that shit. Yeah, I got to trial Unknown 1:58 by trial help you dog. Unknown 2:00 Oh, my friend actually might have found that Unknown 2:03 one halfway through. Unknown 2:06 Or you gonna actually use this a two by four but hold on. We would Unknown 2:10 what we would have needed to do is be here for him to say hey man, you need more than what we have right here. Good. Let's dig some holes and get this right. Unknown 2:19 You ain't got no rebar underneath the I got Unknown 2:22 all thread. Oh, what do you got? Oh, great. We're just Unknown 2:27 all through it. It's it's pretty much like rebar but it's just it's all three bar like a ticket screw. It's just that's all it's just all three. It's just a lot of credit turning screw. That's basically what it is. All right. Like a boat. My other question is bro you know should he property right? Unknown 2:46 Yeah. So did you get like an okay to do it? That's why we keep saying like, no, the due date Okay, me turning his dirt in the goddamn gravel or a driveway. And he's got an issue with it. I'll just put dirt back over like how it wasn't I moved in here. Unknown 3:04 I don't think it's gonna last oh man the way it looks. I think you might have a good spring with it summer with it. I don't think it's gonna make it through the winter bra. Oh, well. I will give you credit if it does. But I don't think so. Just me being an ex concrete guy looking at it from you know, that standpoint, it doesn't look like it's it wasn't done properly. It Unknown 3:27 doesn't look like it's gonna last to you is what you're saying. If you were the foreman at this job, you'd show up and say I need you to break that up and redo it. Unknown 3:35 Let's make sure that because you're grading I see where he was going with the grain and that is not graded properly at all. You're gonna have some spots on him off. Let's go get a truck. Somebody's gonna trip if they tried to. Possibly, you Unknown 3:50 know, yeah, that's a Thompson girl. Like if you're not careful Unknown 3:55 not back our ball was backup all about Unknown 3:57 getting fucked up and hurt on somebody even as concrete Unknown 4:03 Yeah. agrees Unknown 4:06 I got one for your domain. Look I've been I've been waiting to get back on the show because of Miss lands. Mike where you bet my kids had them for spring break. So that takes care of all that stuff working late, trying to unpack and new house and all that stuff. But the jaw catch this article about this do that was beaten off on a plane. It was a four hour trip. And the small fucker Good lord. I think it was a flew out for our flight. Unknown 4:37 Has he been off rock or? Unknown 4:38 No, he'd been off four times. Four times that this is an hour. This is an hour time. Here's the thing though. Here's what got me because the gentleman asked the woman next to him if it was okay for him to beat off. Unknown 4:54 Well, if she said cool then what's he in trouble for? Unknown 4:58 She said cool and recorded the shit oh Lord, Unknown 5:01 that's my kind of girl Unknown 5:03 look forward to play see fucking video so obviously be thinking like how this conversation with it. Oh, hey, how you doing so so? I guess we're going to the same place. Look, I don't know if you know this but in flights you know, the altitude gets me right to where my erection is just perfect. And when I ejaculating 30,000 feet like it does something totally spiritually like a 30,000 foot ejaculation. Do you mind if I push myself? I'm a member of the Mile High Unknown 5:46 jerk off club. Unknown 5:50 Like, well, yeah, I'm cool that like she say, let me see what you working with. Unknown 5:55 First, that man is going to have trust issues for the rest of his life. Because she said Unknown 5:59 it was cool when she said that she record this shit. You know I mean, so this ball fucking beats on four separate times on a flight you like Unknown 6:06 that? Like yeah, like if Unknown 6:09 beats off four different times while he's on this one. So this ball FUCK IS BACK Unknown 6:21 shit like it right? And then he goes on to sleep. He wakes up. Hey, sweetheart, if you don't mind, I gotta do this again. You know, I'm telling you this elevation. That's all it is. Elevation that should get you fired up blood is rushing you know to one area really quick right now so I need to school. Who Unknown 6:52 did you got the apple cart via the lady with the cart world's by you want to juice ginger ale? Do like you'll need some water. We got Gatorade. I mean my electrolytes back you don't I'm saying you got to rehydrate after some shit like you know a Greg's that mom forgot. He said they're looking out his window because he probably got a window seat. You know what I mean? And it looks back over to Lady Hey, sweetheart. You know that sunset right there while they're rising, just touching me some kind of way Unknown 7:25 like being in the middle Institute, like what in the world is going on with you on an airplane? It's like being stuck in the middle of Institute man. Unknown 7:34 You got to pick that heavy. She's recorded this she's had to tell somebody something about this because authorities got on the plane where they landed. So she's telling somebody and this this that's one of the third time the Here's the fourth one I got in my head. Wait a minute. He beat off the fucking different types of play. So the cabinet boom, we'll let everybody know we're about 15 minutes from laying. Pleasing you seatbelt on until the time cuz take it off. Sir Peter. You fly with Southwest and Sarah leader. Are you tight? for two minutes, we laid in 15 minutes. We take the elevation changes without elevation changes, or it's gonna be the best one. It's gonna be the best one you get thrown out but you got to vote what the woman said. Unknown 8:37 She said like that's like she's like an undercover agent. You know how like undercover people will go and like, like, sit up and do things with people that like really shouldn't be done to set them up for it. That's what she's doing. She's like those FBI guys that set up the dumbasses that wanted to kidnap the governor of Michigan. Unknown 8:55 Here's my take on her. Okay. She could have been one of them ladies. It's just better alone. She could be one who cat woman. You know what I mean? That just has a bunch of cats. She got four different videos. The Unknown 9:05 cat lady she's got four Dick videos that she can lead off to for the rest of her life. Exactly. Unknown 9:09 She probably landed their spot, got to the hotel, maybe even went on home and flipped the beam a couple of times you know what I'm saying? She probably did some of her own and we'll see like, oh my god, this bag was able to bust fold times within the hour of the flight we had. Unknown 9:28 Like she has to be at least semi attractive to be able to have so much going on like that. Like I'm gonna beat off four times actually on the plane. Like I don't know if I could feed off four times on a plane next to Emma Watson if we were going to Australia. She's like, break your coat down jacket off for me. Can I like go down here or something for this half this airplane? You're fine with it. Unknown 9:54 She wasn't the hot water. She was just fucking just like, like, like a mud duck. You know? I mean, Unknown 10:04 she might have that sexy internal like, like, core motor thing that like gets you going like it might be this girl Unknown 10:11 or what it was is that she said it was okay. Unknown 10:15 That's it. That's it. All I need is a go. Unknown 10:20 Magazine sitting on his lap. You know what I mean? Dick already I was a hey, do you mind if I whack off a little bit? What do you mean fold the page back up my brand Unknown 10:35 and my whack. She says yeah, and gets her in trouble for Unknown 10:43 She's like an FBI agent dude. Unknown 10:46 You said he said it was okay. For him to get off. Unknown 10:51 She didn't mind. If she said it was cool. I still don't get a real problem. Other than the fact that it is a public Unknown 10:57 place to play. She gave consent. Unknown 11:01 But that's like when do we stop? That's like when Louie CK was jerking off with chicks and like he tell him and they were like, Okay, I guess and then he jerk off and then like, it's like they said that he had power over them because of his position in the world. That's what made it like real harassment. Just do. Just like everybody else. I'm saying like if like if my boss I'm like with my boss instead of like, my like, if my boss wants to jerk off and I'm like, Alright, whatever. Like, that's one thing, but if I'm with my boss, I'm like, let me jerk off and she's like, go for it. Right? Like, isn't that a totally opposite? Like, shouldn't I be getting the credit? She told me to jerk off. So I did. Blah, blah. You know what it is? I like to please so she wants me to beat off. That's what Unknown 11:48 you got flight attendants get up and down the aisle of the plane. I know one of them had to sneak up. And then on top of that they give us bad mom's like a hot towel. It give your moist wipes or something to clean some shit out. We're spackle go. Unknown 12:08 Who knows? Man. They probably got somebody with a mop like the old school jerk off places. Unknown 12:13 Videotaping Where do you think she's? Unknown 12:18 Yeah, yeah, he thinks the girl videotape you should have to clean the nuts Unknown 12:26 a little bit she already freaking out like if Unknown 12:32 you're jerking off, jerking off on a plane, like in between people. are like I'm gonna have to like have some comments Unknown 12:39 in the middle seat. Right. Unknown 12:44 Right in front and all you hear is Unknown 12:49 you kicked her around, because you don't know that she could be coming in. Unknown 12:54 You want to catch on I guess I shouldn't have scraggly guy Unknown 12:57 and she get the eyeball doesn't want that good pink house or whatever. Because it's been Unknown 13:02 syphilis in the eyes subject. Beat off behind you on the plane and Unknown 13:05 her visa you Island back here matter of fact, the month in front of them having to hear him ask the best question next time I would have Unknown 13:17 been like raising hell. Like if the dude behind me he's like, do you mind if I jerk off and the woman behind me says Yeah, that's cool. I'm gonna be like, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, we break Dicks Out. Can we not do this Unknown 13:29 guy Where's where's your trajectory like what to do with Unknown 13:33 that has nothing to do with it. Like when I took out my vasectomy and went and took it back to them. The stuff I the jerk off that I took to them was in a like a one of those medical waste bags. I mean, they gave me like a medical. Like this is so dirty as medical. As Right exactly. Gave me a biohazard bag and a cup to come in and sit back and I'm like, All right. I knew it was toxic. My fucking bath my trash can in my bedroom has been toxic for 35 years Unknown 14:07 just think about that. There's too many books right now. Just being beat dogs. But air bosses didn't step into play like they get bad and people on these planes was not when they don't want a man if Unknown 14:21 I was harmed on that plane right if I'm one of those dudes with the gun, like I'm pistol whip and somebody Unknown 14:31 10 Thanks study walking down the aisle or Unknown 14:33 you got to study they're pretty steady paying attention to that sits in the front for cockpit area where they look up to out so they can see what's going on. You know Unknown 14:48 like you hear that? We find that shit. Unknown 14:50 Somebody's beat off because blast Unknown 14:59 might have been four times Eric is a fight pencils kept coming down the aisle so you stop so people want to finish for time. For for Nutter Unknown 15:11 so just a couple of up about Unknown 15:14 1520 strokes can be Unknown 15:16 could be good. You still got the people that sit in currently in front of people sitting behind did you get the other seats that are across your the aisle? Somebody's laying over like this. If you're Unknown 15:25 not in like the back left or right corner you claim like there's no one behind you. Like you bet 90 To think about beaten. Unknown 15:31 If you sitting by the wing, you got a lot of leg, a corner Unknown 15:35 back corner you got to be against the whole of the plane as well as there's no aisle next to you. Like you need to be like deep like in the back of the bus. If you're to beat off on a plane. Why not just go to the bathroom? Why don't you gotta at least you got a Unknown 15:47 little private issue. That's not as fun in the bathroom but Unknown 15:51 that's where you go to join the Mile High Club. If you try to join them all high jerk off club you might as well do it in the bathroom it's like I guess though there is like that element of somebody might catch me beaten off. Unknown 16:02 Well you don't have to worry he argues we'll get caught because the woman was recording Unknown 16:05 well he that's a whole other game though. Right? Like that's a whole other thing you hear Unknown 16:11 you brazen enough to tell us shortly next year Hey, I'm about to beat off. Do you mind if I beat off while we're flying the fucking Phoenix I don't mind you beat last fall okay. You like what you see right now. Wait till this happens. Let me let me flip it a little bit for real like that. Yeah, you a dirty bitch. He Yeah. See Oh, hey, recipes. Gilbert Godfrey. Yeah, we'll get out there man. You're Unknown 16:50 very big loss man. We miss you, Gilbert never got to have you on the show. Just start we're just starting to get guests and videos and stepping to that next level. So but yeah, Gilbert, getting gone. That's no fun man. Gilbert was cool. He had been fighting for a while like I used to listen to a lot of Howard Stern. And years ago he was in the hospital and started wind visited him and all that shit. He was he was Fuck, he's been fucked up for a while. It's very it's disease for a long time. So it really sucks that he's not around because that was a don't give a fuck. icon we are like Gilbert is an icon of not giving a fuck I liked Unknown 17:27 him in movies a day movie with little red band elbow Fuck yeah, like he went on. To have like the I heard a story Unknown 17:37 that he was like an opening act for like, Run DMC or Madonna or something like some 80s Big time tour. And they were like, eat clean. I think it was Madonna. And he went out and started telling cut jokes to the Madonna crowd. Like, I love you, dude. If that's what you're doing, like literally you're there that level of don't give a fuck like I'm going to be told not to say anything obscene. And I'm going to go out in front of pre pubescent Madonna fans in 1989 and say cut jokes. Like that is Paul's giant fucking balls. Come up on stage and drag me off because I'm saying your talk jokes. Unknown 18:19 And brag did they weren't too late. Haha, we gotta get them off like right now tackle Goldberg exams get them off the focus. Here that Unknown 18:27 motherfucker. Gilbert Gilbert was the shit man for real. Unknown 18:33 So most of you may you pretty quiet day man. How'd you how'd you used to go man? How's everything flowing? Unknown 18:38 quiet lately, man. He lets us do the show here but he won't participate that much. Unknown 18:42 That's all the good ones. The good ones is leaving, man. That one boy. They're fat dude. Off of baskets. Yeah, yeah. Unknown 18:52 Louie. Louie Anderson. Anderson. You lost Bob Saget Louie Anderson Gilbert Godfrey in like the last couple of months, and none of it from COVID. Now Unknown 19:02 we all hate on the Lyme disease. Classic. Unknown 19:06 Good classic are fading away man. Unknown 19:10 Then you Unknown 19:12 know who to do? So we'll be the generation to back them up. Unknown 19:17 I don't know if there's a there's no current equivalent to those guys. Unknown 19:22 There hasn't been Unknown 19:23 no, definitely not. Nobody has been equivalent to like there's just a whole nother thing that those guys were up to. Plus they're all from like the pre YouTube era. So like your your ability to like put yourself out there is totally different. Speaking to YouTube. Shut up camera motherfuckers I see you watching the show. First time got over 600 episodes for you. That's right. You have to go back and listen. to If you want to know video other than what we got going on right now exactly. Last couple episodes and bear with me because the audio audio got way better over the years as well as will video I promise there it is qualities videos are going to continue to improve. Unknown 20:02 Just get we're doing the little videos out now. Unknown 20:05 Yeah there's two videos out now for two full shows out to be watched on rumble and YouTube and I might go rumble exclusive because the actual Rumble is really fucking dope. The things you as a listener person who I'm pointing to right now can do as a listener, as well as now a viewer. See, look at me. You can see me crazy is that. So like you if you listen on rumble, you can like set the thing to play and get out of it and do other things on your device. That's why Rumble is really neat because it's the same function that like Rogan has with Spotify, where you can watch Rogan video wise on Spotify but you you don't have to you can just listen if you want. Same thing works on rumble. So we're trying to bring you more and more options for consumption of rumble. Follow the show. Follow us on rumble you can follow us on it's on YouTube, but I don't know if I'm gonna be on there forever because YouTube's kind of like a little bit not cool about creative types. But I do think it's an important platform to be on so we'll be on there as long as we can before they kick us off or something like saying fuck you too. Yeah, fuck you. You too. Unknown 21:10 There was a lot of shall we say Brian, get a kick off him off. Unknown 21:14 Mike the way you talk about Unknown 21:18 just beaten off. Unknown 21:19 Well, that ain't got no they got way worse than that. Oh, you too, but will you be talking about not wanting to get vaccinated? They don't kill us on that and Unknown 21:29 we're like, what you want to Unknown 21:31 do with your body is you want to do or yeah Unknown 21:33 now fuck you. That ain't allowed. You gets the Unknown 21:37 that's what they're doing. But I don't know. I don't know. I'm not like ready to not put it on YouTube. But I'm definitely like, impressed with rumble versus YouTube as far as like a place to consume the show from is concerned. So I would love it if you could as a regular were rickety ship crew member go on and follow us on Rubble and YouTube fuck the bullshit like everything man like oh go round that shit helped me out get zero podcasts out here in the bigger numbers are Unknown 22:08 finally saw that fucking Halloween gills join Halloween killed me it was Halloween. Okay, Unknown 22:15 is that another John Carpenter one? Yeah. Did he get it? Unknown 22:18 No. I was this morning. I mean, I heard about it was shitty. But I like giving my own opinion. I gotta I gotta take a look at it myself. And you know really right and I like fucking Michael Myers back awareness when motherfucker do but the way they did it Vanessa go round I was like, Okay, got it done too much with his ass now like you really saying this sumbitch came die this motherfucker was stabbed in the back with a pitchfork. He was shanked four times. He was shot. Unknown 22:55 I was stabbed and shot him and hit him with a pitchfork. Unknown 22:58 He was burned it was in house fire when they fucking found his as you know what I'm saying? So like, but he was shot. I want to say he took six. Six to the torso. You know what I'm saying? He took six to the ball fucking torso. Unknown 23:14 Six different stabbings to the torso. Unknown 23:17 Yeah, no shots, bullets bullets, not shocking through through like, through through. Unknown 23:24 Well clearly. He's another worldly type entity man. Unknown 23:27 What the fuck was stabbed in the back of his neck at the nape of his neck. Unknown 23:32 You mean where the spinal cord resigned? Yeah, left it in Unknown 23:35 the shit. They left it in his shit. He was beat Bob Bob Yeah. A what? A mob a mob the angry mob of people. Unknown 23:45 So they tried to call Rittenhouse somebody didn't have a gun do Unknown 23:48 it gets up and flux everybody. Everybody fucks along love after they beat the shit out of his ass. I mean, the mouth buckle was hit by a car ran the fuck over. And I'm like yeah, I know micromass K dad but shout out to get you to a different level down. Jana really, really took it to the extreme. It's Unknown 24:13 nice when they give you like a little bit of space like this could be not so unreal. Like it could be semi Unknown 24:23 completely through all that shit out just tug of war. Unknown 24:25 Why can't he not die any regular dude? Unknown 24:27 Yeah, but see Michael virus is the essence Apparently not. He's asked to be who he is evil. in physical form. Unknown 24:36 He's evil personified. He Unknown 24:38 is extremely powerful. So he was murdering people as a baby. He killed his sister when he was nine. So he was killing Jamie Lee Curtis. That's Unknown 24:47 a different movie. Unknown 24:48 Now what Jamie Lee Curtis it was his other sister killed her. Unknown 24:51 Alright, so he had two sisters. One of them was Jamie Lee. Curtis. Unknown 24:54 To correct him because they was that was about how old they was. That's all about oh my god. Oh, my God. Monica. Macaulay makup Macaulay Culkin, what are you talking about? He was pushing people off the bridge and said that Unknown 25:12 he didn't push a person off the bridge he pushed a dummy dummy did made everybody wrecked their car. Unknown 25:16 Well look, here's the thing though. Because what was in that movie to Michael Myers as it ages was so genuinely cursing Michael Myers there at least 60 years old Unknown 25:27 still saying they gotta be clubs. Exactly. Your children. Growing up together they can't be more five or six years smarter Unknown 25:32 fucking kills his god damn what is she man that is nice. His great nice kills her you know I'll be like I'm like damn, Unknown 25:40 he killed his great nice he still got a sister get Gosh didn't you get like generations before you Unknown 25:44 move on to the next one is great. Nice. He killed his niece because her daughter's still alive. It's his fucking sister's daughter that he killed. So yeah. Like when I'm sitting there thinking like, damn this shit that was doing his policies. It's like, well, what the fuck are they doing with this now? Like I get it. That day. He gets saved from the fire. He pulls them off up through the floorboard fucks up the fire of it kills now I'm off on the fire but off the bat, Unknown 26:10 you know firemen workout and shit dog. I think realistic. Unknown 26:13 These folks had look these motherfuckers had an X you know x they go in and chop down and shoot the house and then they have to steal concrete saw the motherfucker has the Saudis covenant Miko buyers are somehow loses the bitch my boss turns around on him. I'm like how you see the motherfucking houses happened? How all daddy I get John's answer by the salvage. That's Unknown 26:36 the problem. Like I can suspend my disbelief for stuff but that's fucking extreme. Yeah, Unknown 26:42 do look this is the angry mob that he fucking killed everybody. This is like half the town looking for type shit. This is like back in the day when you know they they came for Frankenstein. Exactly exactly the same shit. The old town gets together. There's just one dude that gets them all riled up. Evil dies but it says the doctors line and shit the whole fucking town is all hype killed kills motherfucker. When he wakes up off the ground after being stabbed in maple neck and beat the shit beat out of him. He gets up and everybody's like oh fuck What are we gonna do they get scared out Yeah, cuz he didn't die. So he starts talking about this lady has a gun. And she points it at him. And he like just smacks it and it flips back around and she shoots herself with this motherfucker. That's all he did. He just smacked her fucking head. And she turns around and shoots herself from like, what the fuck see? Unknown 27:34 This is like when I'm watching jaws and the sharks going by the boat and he's shooting at him and his little pistol and I'm thinking fight my AK 47 dog. I'm like got it. I did it. Let's go home movies over. I mean like and that's the way it would be like you tell me nobody in this town has anything with more than two or three rounds in it right? Unknown 27:54 If they would shoot at this motherfucker. He was ego he was eating. He like like the body like Will Smith smacking Chris Rock it wouldn't faze the reader Unknown 28:10 that's not really didn't faze Chris too bad. It was face though. Other than the fact that he he like had to like not escalate the situation what Unknown 28:18 the fuck that thing is they're gonna make another one of these motherfuckers this coming because the way he said them like, Y'all should have left this one. Unknown 28:25 Like you said Jason don't die. So like of course I'll make another one. Unknown 28:29 Mark Omar has apparently you know, I mean, Jason I know he came down on Friday. None of them really fucking die. They just go on Friday. He's already dead. Yeah, Fred is dead. He just comes at you and the Unknown 28:40 only one that even kind of makes sense that there's a crazy motherfucker that like runs from dream to dream trying to kill people in their dreams. Like do I kind of understand that like that I can work with it's like if you get killed in the matrix you die real life okay, I Unknown 28:52 get it. You die in your dream. You did real life right? I Unknown 28:56 get it. Theoretically even though I usually wake up when I die like that's Unknown 28:59 what that's what they say if you actually die your dream you're dead. Unknown 29:02 Right? I've been shot dies so far. Unknown 29:07 Not survived. I survived. Unknown 29:09 Saying you know, they say you don't actually die in your dream. You realize you're actually dying or dead. Definitely go but if you die, you will know that your dad or your dad or your dad. Yeah, that's a good one. He's Unknown 29:20 wacky, wacky stuff, man. So I've bumped up our compression on these mics. Unknown 0:02 To a degree that I've never been willing to go to before, and it's working pretty well. Yeah, I'm like pretty impressed. Only problem is that you can hear me rolling my joint crackling in the Unknown 0:15 attic you see what you see Unknown 0:17 what it is I apologize for the racket. I don't like it but you know I can I can put I got a full like hand wars between me and the mic, which I normally don't I'm usually right up on it. So the compression thing is working like like, like I've been aware that it would and just haven't been willing to like push it up this high because you can hear like a mouse fart in the other room. So it's a delicate balance. So I apologize for hearing too many little crackles and things but I think the show's continuing to improve and yes, it will. I'm very pleased with the show as well as the numbers of people listening appears to be growing worldwide. If you're out there listening all over the world are watching. I don't see you but I appreciate you. Unknown 1:01 Got another question for you. Did you go see the new Sonic movie? I did? What do you think Unknown 1:10 it was alright, so the first one was Unknown 1:12 a little bit better. Definitely. The first one was better. Utah. Yeah. wouldn't see any. Yes, they had to shatter. He's in like number four Sonic for the game and like Unknown 1:23 the game. Yeah. So they brought a character in the second movie that wasn't around until the fourth game. Unknown 1:28 I think so. Unknown 1:29 I guess I don't know. I didn't really focus on too much. Unknown 1:31 Well hopefully that'll be the end I didn't either. I didn't have Genesis so I don't know. I wasn't I was a Super Nintendo but they do keep they did keep that Unknown 1:39 game pretty good. That made me pretty close to the game. Yeah. Like Sonic had to bug him. I mean, Tales had airplane and shit. There was that one little airplane. Yeah. And then the main thing to get to the drill get to Unknown 1:53 was on real fucking knuckles. I felt when knuckles knuckles did it. There was parts of it though, that my whole fucking movie didn't leave. Oh, yeah, there was a wedding scene where fucking the bridge goes crazy. Cat fester wet and then of course she's gonna go crazy. They have fish Unknown 2:13 that the way Unknown 2:16 the main character, the people that take care of sign the guy's wife. Basically sister was getting married Unknown 2:27 Sonics sister, Unknown 2:29 the people that are taking care of Sonic, Sonic Sonic the Hedgehog. Unknown 2:34 And the people in the movie that take care of Sonic are just like his pet. People like Matt and they own him. Unknown 2:39 They consider him as directly. Yeah, they raised beds is what they do. And it's funny Unknown 2:47 how movies like that can act like something like that is totally normal. If you like when it's over just like your buddy's house for dinner. Like blue ball. Looks like your buddy's name is Ronald and his brother or his sibling his name's Sonic you can get there and Sonics I have fuckin agile Unknown 3:03 hall pass through Unknown 3:04 the house just wandering around the house. Unknown 3:07 But uh, the dudes like sister in law's getting married and they go to this fucking destination wedding and shit. Big Wedding setup. Long story short Sciencism struggle fucking gets teleported to fucking the destination wedding fucks it up and turns out that the system was soon to be husband as FBI agent that set up everything just to get to get this motherfucker Unknown 3:32 to get Sonic Yeah. FBI set up a wedding to catch Sonic. Unknown 3:36 Yeah, they the home. Everybody's FBI, the group, the Reverend the caterers. Unknown 3:41 It's like the kidnapping of Governor Whitmer in Michigan. Everybody buys are you really dumb? No, you're not then you must be an FBI agent. Unknown 3:53 So that whole part didn't need to be in there. Fucking Jim Carrey he got like it was it was hell. Unknown 4:02 It was alright, but I don't think anybody would have played him better. Then that's Unknown 4:06 true though, too. So it sounds like a poorly written. Yeah, Carrie did the best. He could was shit material. Jim Carrey was Unknown 4:13 always does get it though. Really? I mean, Jim Carrey I don't really seen too many bad Jim Carrey movies. Unknown 4:22 Did you ever see his movie 23 That was that was his like, Thriller creepy horror. Film, right? Yeah, that was actually alright. Seeing him and that changed my way of thinking about him as an actor because I'm like, I always seemed also funny goofy as shit. You know? I mean, I Unknown 4:39 did. It was the regular man when he played the Riddler. How could that not change your perspective? Not real fuck that guy. Like that was a joke. But the Andy Kaufman thing that he did was pretty I've ever seen that already. Next Level. He went on like hardcore meta and was like in the zone with the story and was playing he was like, channeling Andy Kaufman, who was kind of a crazy person. Andy Kaufman was amazing comedian and but also like a madman, like you heard the I can't think of the name. I don't think it's Tony Hinchcliffe, because that's a comedian these days. But it was some sort of Hinchcliffe name. The guy was on taxi, which was like a TV show back. Danny DeVito and Tony Danza Christopher Lloyd, and all these people we know. But Andy Kaufman was on that show, and he had like an alter ego that he would do like this Hinchcliffe character. And he showed up on set with to live action Real Deal hookers, like prostitutes. Like there's this whole episode where he's got these prostitutes and it's like Unknown 5:41 the little white dude with glasses. Was that him? Unknown 5:45 No, he was the comedian that fought Jerry King. Look there Jerry The King Lawler and had the neck brace. We call it like the late night TV shows. Okay, he I don't know like he was something he was something I don't know enough about him like I'm talking about him like I know more about him than I do. But he's definitely like one of these characters that like over my life have always been like, marginally aware of not aware of to the degree that I could be by any means but like aware of to the degree of like, I have respect and hold that guy with a little bit. of reverence because he was so like, doing things that were not normal, you're agile and still maintaining his star. Like at pushing the envelope of what funny is, which I appreciate so I got offended for a while so that motherfucker Unknown 6:33 Yeah, I don't know if you're seeing this if you're seeing the clip where Kim Kardashian sons playing Roblox I didn't see it but I heard about it. Tell me a little bit on the fuckers player Roblox right. And they showed a pickup as some height comes across help warn the little boys like Bobby's you were me like he's he's too young. I understand what he's looking at at the bottom of it. But I know it's gonna cover out to Unknown 7:03 do that's gonna have to come around like I've never seen the Kim Kardashian Porter. So I don't know how egregious the graphic it may or may not be. Unknown 7:10 She gets there. You know? I mean, sure, Unknown 7:12 but like, do you see like caulk in Pelosi? From the from the perspective of the guy or Unknown 7:18 is she gobbled that bomb sucker down anything Rachael Ray J's faces by her ass. He's shaking and jiggling like this. Because hey, got her in the mirror. Look at it. Just got up and Unknown 7:32 did everything. And that's that's what she was like. 20 or something, right? Unknown 7:36 Somewhere around there. But here's the thing, so she's crying about this shit, right? She's losing she like it. She calls Kanye and she's like Kanye, like you're hungry. John's got to go through this. That's for Unknown 7:48 ever, ever, is how you because it's how you're famous. You are going to have to put up with this for ever. Unknown 7:55 Exactly. Your kids are gonna dig a beat kid a class when you said this before? Oh yo, yo, yo, ha ha Kim's kids little bit like to think about Unknown 8:04 how fucked up that is. Motherfuckers in school be saying fucked up shit to people. Just to say fucked up shit people. Unknown 8:13 Kids can be some fucked up in the stream of cruelty. No, Unknown 8:18 right but that shit is like, that is real. It is out there. Yeah, like Who's Your Mama? Take that. away that you could look up other people's moms and maybe find a porno form but probably not. Unknown 8:31 Definitely the top of the list I can see like a class presentation going on at a mall for gonna be like, Yo, I got my presentation. Here's my thesis, blah blah, blah. Blah. I don't know how this can pay off this last night. Sorry, north. My bad. There's my phone. When she goes into class for crying, you gotta be like, this is something you have to think about. What you got pornos out there. If you have kids. Somebody's gonna show that kid. yo ass Unknown 9:08 like if you're not like, random, like porno girl 687,000 on Backpage porn page, whatever. Like, that's how many views? Do you know what I'm saying? That means that many random girls right? If you go online and you look for porn, like you like, let me find a blow job clip right? You just look for a chick sucking dick. Like you could find hundreds of 1000s of girls were digging their mouth. To hundreds or 1000s of guys was digging their mouth. If you're looking for a blow job video, you can find her for hundreds of 1000s of individuals performing that blow job. If you look for a specific blow job. Like if I look for Emma Watson blow job. I'm not gonna find Emma Watson given a blow job or also to see maybe, maybe I probably would have seen it but like anyway like, they can look up. Kim Kardashian Kardashians Sunday dinner, or Paris Hilton sucking dick or there was a number of ones that you could look up. And you know, Pamela Anderson with Tommy Lee's digging her mouth Unknown 10:07 to his wife, Coco Coco. Unknown 10:09 Okay, so but it's very difficult to look up a specific woman. It find her sucking dick, like on the internet video form clear and clear enough that you can look at it and go, uh, yeah, that's her. No doubt about it. That is her. Yeah. So Kim's one of what maybe 100 women in the world that you can do that with? Oh, that's probably more than I doubt it. That day. 100 is at least 50% of the women that you get specific or like, outside of like, specific porn stars. I mean, like specific women that you would know for something other than sucking a dick. You know what I mean? Like if you wanted to look up like a specific like Jimmy James, Jenna Jameson sucking dick Yeah. Sure. You could find that but like, if your job is sucking dick for a living if your job is a porn star, like, say, like you could find a union Exactly. You're not gonna find a Gabrielle Union blow job you might get go and see the Barbra Streisand Dick sucking pictures from the 60s that I've seen. I don't know if they're real or not but it kind of looks like back in the day when you had to pick to get a job in Unknown 11:13 Hollywood's the Reagan fucker was above for good broke gobble. Unknown 11:17 Stay say she was like the king of blowjob. Unknown 11:21 So somebody had some openings of normality fuck it just maybe, Unknown 11:24 maybe, maybe think a bit like at the same time. You're not going to know whose dig is in Nancy's mouth well enough to know if she's really doing something special. When you see a Nancy Reagan base cocking her mouth picture but you could put on a dig in the mouth per se, but you don't know if that's two and a half foot deck. She's got down to her fucking stomach acid. You know what I'm saying? Like, you never know by video. Unknown 11:50 There's somebody who's got books. Somebody's got some picture somewhere. Unknown 11:53 If somebody had pictures by now Nancy Reagan sucking dick a young Nancy Reagan suck and dig that she will be out there dog it will be Oh absolutely. Oh, yeah. Dead. Dead. There is no there's no video and whoever had that video now they're the children or grandchildren of Nancy Reagan. Whoever would have that video. You know it Unknown 12:18 wasn't a fat man. I found some old nasty pictures my dad and corner some Unknown 12:25 brand new porn open. But they're not in a magazine. Not not just pictures, the pictures. Grab it Unknown 12:34 just say no. Yo son. Just so you know. That's that bit that was sucky God that is dead. I got the Unknown 12:53 Nancy Reagan way to dig in her mouth is too much for you to talk about. You are just that. Are you Are we making you uncomfortable in that? Unknown 13:03 That's the Reagan thinking about Unknown 13:05 if I was running around back in those days, I'd like Nancy Reagan sucking Unknown 13:09 shoes. The head golf and the Hollywood Unknown 13:13 had goblin. That's that's the term that had gotten Unknown 13:17 her God was a Hollywood Unknown 13:19 cocky gobbler of Hollywood. Like I mean, I do believe that there is that level of rumor mill out there but she's not alive. Come out and go look I only sucked 72 decks I didn't suck 172 decks or or whatever would be an egregious amount. Because you know, a woman like Nancy Reagan is considered herself a throat goat if she stopped seven cops in 1946. You know what I'm saying? Maybe, maybe, I don't know. Like I don't know enough about back in those days. Oh, yeah. I got a crazy story. Which guy? It's not even that crazy. It's funny though. Because, you know, I've been putting out show clips, right? And these show clips are not exactly safe for work, if you notice, right. So my dad says to me the other day, so your mother made me watch some clip of the show. I was like, what? I was like, Oh, for real? And he's like, yeah, yeah, she she made me watch the clip that you guys had that you just put up about the way he goes. What did he say he said the lube for you hold some shit like that. And I was like, Oh, look for your home. Okay, yeah. And he said that she's like coming. And he's like, what? And she's like, Look at this. She played some video. He's laughing is that is it really that funny? Unknown 14:46 No breach. He pops. Unknown 14:48 Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty funny because he stares like for Yeah, I was laughing my ass off and she was appalled. And I said Look, I told my mother years and years ago, when we started the show, I said, Look, Mom, mindset. You can't listen to the show. Because I'm not about telling people what they can or can't do. You don't want to listen to the show. That's all I'm saying is you don't want to like Unknown 15:15 Who was it? Somebody asked? me about it. And I turned them on to it and they're about to cut it off the wall. Don't cut get out. You know, we're at work. I came here I was at one of my stops. And I was talking. Let me leave before you play my bike. And they was like, Yo, hold on. I got it right here. Yeah, that's it right here. They wouldn't have said whoa, don't do that. It's thick. Unknown 15:35 Do you find that the QR code is making things way quick for people Yes. Unknown 15:38 Yes. It's a whole lot easier a lot quicker than than typing out Unknown 15:43 a whole bunch of shit Yeah, shout to quick access or quick response codes, but fuck Unknown 15:47 it. I told him I said look, do not listen to this my focus shift at work, or if you do at least have your earbuds and or know your people. Yeah, because so she can get you know a little out of hand Unknown 16:00 you know what I mean? Yeah, let's she'll get bananas. I Unknown 16:04 told this one month ago Abraham I've seen this bone fucking years man years been shed maybe 13 years as I've seen this person. I was walking around a Walmart and had the shirt on and whatnot. And she was like, cuz I heard her kids singing now because this kid made me laugh. You know? I'm in a whole nother aisle and I hear this kid go. Hey, can I sing my song? Can I sing a song? And hit him and go yeah glazed sang whatever song you want at this this was the perfect shot Hey, you better can't get or she dancing like street upper and I lost the young fuck out cuz I'm like it's a little kid voice second his job and I'll be the best. I've started laughing right? So I come up out. And I walk past the following hour, right? And the little girl is still saying that shit and she looks up at me and I laugh I'm like, Yeah, that was great. And I kept walking. I paid on mine. So I've been learning how to ride down the store little ways and I hear the same girls saying the same shit right? And I've come around out and it just so happens. I know her mom. So I'm talking to her mom and talking to whatnot. I was like, Yeah, you need to check out the show because she was asked about everything. I told her what the deal was and said, Well, you can look it up but she pulls it up on the phone. And she goes, Man, cool. Let's do it at work. I got my own officer then I was like, Look, man, turn off. Make sure you check out shit First, listen to it first. And make sure it's on low because if other people hear that some people might get offended. Unknown 17:36 Yeah, yeah, don't just turn to show. Like I told you about the one girl that don't turn the show on like it's the fucking view or some shit. Like the girl Unknown 17:45 I took a splinter turn to the show and she was the current Obama went off like, What the fuck are you listen to because it was something like, Unknown 17:52 I hope that girl is still listening. Whoever you are a young lady. I hope you're still listening. Yeah, Mama didn't discourage you from listening to having a good time Unknown 17:59 talking about booty hole bliss your booty Oh plunger some shit their mom was like What in the fuck foul? Should you listen to Unknown 18:07 the whole bleaching it was well we're just trying to help Unknown 18:10 man and we was talking about bliss the booty hole the plunge into booty hole. One of the two was going on when we start with the booty hole hashtag protect Muto. Poor job tighten up on lock down yep, yep, yeah, clear Unknown 18:28 that fucking Friday. Unknown 18:31 Clear. Clean for that so you know you ain't guys all those things that you Unknown 18:36 draw. This one this one's problems are coming. Unknown 18:40 Oh, yeah, that's a block of the past. That means there's something in the sheet ready to come out? Yeah, you're right there. It sounds like a light purge or report page. That's what it says. Unknown 18:52 Never, never listed. It's never saw the purge. What's the Unknown 18:55 difference? Not a purge. No. Shut the fuck out. That's a good one. Unknown 19:00 Yeah, dude, that kind of shit. I don't know man. Like, you know, I'm I'm a Virginian. You know, I'm fairly armed. I don't like that kind of like, hey, the world's gone to shit. Never just run around killing everybody Unknown 19:13 for 12 hours 12 hours do whatever the fuck you want. Unknown 19:17 I'd be on the roof of the house hidden anything and move near the house without putting ding Tao like Unknown 19:23 for her like I said you go for hire. Hire me. Unknown 19:26 Now you end up like that dude that Jason state the movie when he got into boat they fell over. He had his hands to wash out your big ass into a little Spaceman. Somebody Unknown 19:38 said fuck you What are you gonna make how much money as we get this day? Unknown 19:42 Like so what would what you would you would be murder for hire if the purge was real deal. Unknown 19:46 I gotta get my first five those are gonna be my personal ones I got to do and then fucking then I'm going on. Unknown 19:53 Can you can't guarantee like completion of the Act inside of your 12 hour span. Oh, yes, I will. Like, like, that's the concept. The concept of the Purge is just beyond but then there's like permanent or some shit right Unknown 20:09 there's the other one that does like the purge forever purge Unknown 20:12 yeah forever I Unknown 20:13 don't know what the focus is like you'll fuck that we don't even give a shit to the Purge is over. I haven't seen that but that's gonna be one of the next things I'm gonna watch. See what that's working with. Unknown 20:20 That's like, that seems to me that they were like fucking we just purge we're just got Unknown 20:24 to keep on killing fuck we don't get upset. We don't deal with the times. So there ain't no we can go to jail for this. Now the theory Unknown 20:30 of the Purge is that there is legalities and that they can lock you up for that shit. You got 12 outside of 12 hours. 12 hours once a year. Yeah, 12 Unknown 20:39 hours once a year. This should go down you do whatever the fuck you want to do photography. After everything's fucking back on the books being legally illegal or whatever. Unknown 20:48 Okay, I hear that. That's sort of like there was a Aldous Huxley book called the ape in essence, yeah, about post apocalyptic world. And these people came over about 150 years after a nuclear holocaust to the West Coast of America from New Zealand, because that was one of the few places that didn't get too much nuclear fallout. So they wrote a boat to the southern coast of America, the southern western coast of America. And when they get there's all these deform people that live there, and we're talking like multiple eyeballs and arms, like we're serious deformities. And the way that that society survives is that once a year they have like a massive orgy. Everybody fucking everybody just getting it in anywhere. They get this big room and they get together just be fucking everybody. And nine months later, they have babies and then they take the babies and they look at him and they're like, alright, if they got less than three, or they got less than five, less than two, four arms were like, not normal. Not normal, like acceptable abnormality. Like if they meet this threshold, then we're going to keep mother wives or pick them off the cliff and that's like the society that these people land in. Is a good book by Bob that thick all the socks Unknown 22:00 off the purge was that one of the Purge is a US fuck for 12 hours. There you go. I just fuck Unknown 22:06 see but that's like what it reminds me of conceptually. Like the concept of the purge for some reason makes me think of that book as an essence but I just really like Aldous Huxley books and all this Huxley shout out all this Huxley. Unknown 22:19 Very good very good. Unknown 22:20 I'm pointing at you even though you're not alive anymore. You're still a bad motherfucker all this? That dude constantly broke wrote a brave new world. Heaven in hell. He wrote a book called The doors of perception at the band the doors named their band after gotcha eating mescaline. I think it was and hanging out at a Walgreens and talking to people it's it's amazing book Great stuff. Obviously well worth it. I'll put some links up if I get the ambition you know with the video thing going on like a point natural dog because a Unknown 22:53 lot of slipover Unknown 22:54 like yeah, man I'm like very intrigued to like, move on and do other things and keep expanding the, the just the stuff that's out there like having links in the video. Check us Unknown 23:05 out. Where are we gonna be on the whisk is coming to festivals gonna be Unknown 23:09 challenging shine. I'm excited. Today, man, Unknown 23:11 this is common. I got football. I mean I go better but the boys got four boys got pictures. I might Unknown 23:19 say that happened last year. Remember smokey took them? Unknown 23:21 Yeah man shot smoked dog. He don't hold it down. Unknown 23:24 No, I don't have pain at all. Oh, God. It was football last year too. Yeah, thanks. Unknown 23:32 It was football it was because because fucking that's what smoking was telling me. Yeah, the game of football. And it gave me Winchester and he had a job boy because he was with us. Unknown 23:46 Yeah, and you'll be with us again. I put the festival sign Unknown 23:49 this time. When the ticket comes. screenshot that bitch. Not always screenshot it. screenshot that mindfuck and it sent it to me. Unknown 24:00 Or amazing Are you ain't gotta Yeah, Unknown 24:03 nah, come through. Yes, I know when it comes. screenshot that mom fucking then send it to one of us. If not both of us. Unknown 24:12 Yeah, and we can screenshot it right back to you that Unknown 24:14 way. You're good to go. You know to me we will make sure you are strict this year. Unknown 24:20 Yeah. No doubt. Plus, you're gonna be on the early entry with us exactly. Unknown 24:23 On top of that. Do not eat a whole goddamn bag of edibles before Unknown 24:30 you get there on the way. Don't be eating edibles, like gummy bears. So you're not sleeping on the floor like 11 o'clock Unknown 24:39 before he was hurt. That was fine. I Unknown 24:44 won't put you stand in the middle of the field just standing. Like, just standard in general. We're talking about what you just did. Unknown 24:56 Podcast. My name is Mike and this is like you were like, just You are so funny. Mike I have conversations like that dude that just can't talk to you. We're so fucking or like looking around like one of my friends was gonna stop talking so Fievel I don't know. Unknown 25:22 I can't bear John Still talking about white people Unknown 25:26 talking to white people. He's not going to Asian people. Like yes, no one no white people by it. Was he talking to people? Unknown 25:35 It was everybody that means I don't know. Unknown 25:37 Just Unknown 25:40 talk to me the way when I say we're Unknown 25:42 not Yo, dude, it told us about the JLo story that What do y'all do a podcast man I just got off the joint man. I got some stories for y'all Unknown 25:52 out of jail. Always want to talk about stories in jail Unknown 25:54 right where he goes like, you know, the buffalo I'm talking about real stories y'all about what do you remember that laying down feed each of the ice cream machine like we're waiting elaborate. What you just say? Baby doula, right, and we feed each other ice chips and shit in that ballpark laying on the ground on the mat. You really wouldn't be able to show and talk about this yet. Yeah. Unknown 26:19 So anyway, with that said, we're gonna have to bring this episode of Mason, a friend show to a close I'd like to thank you so much for listening. Yes, Unknown 26:30 we do. We thank Unknown 26:31 you. That's right. And you. I see you last year. I don't but we'd like to thank you for listening. We'd like to thank you for watching if you're part of the crowd that's watching now. I'd like to ask you to like share and subscribe. Please do anything that we're on. 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