Unknown 0:15 Ladies Gentlemen, once again it is The Mason and Friends show featuring that dude called Ju as well as Lady T as well as the black hand of Mike. Me, I’m Mason, welcome to the Mason and Friends show. Unknown 0:36 What's happening y'all what's good once you got Okay, Unknown 0:38 Mike knows what theme song this song Unknown 0:42 or actor? Unknown 0:44 Yes van damme okay, you're in the right ballpark. Unknown 0:47 Okay which is not though it's not kickboxing this other model fucker where he's fighting. Lionheart other MMA fucking shit I built as well because this is what he's this is what he's wiping his eyes his eyes back at it Unknown 1:09 yeah fuck yeah there on the thing he doesn't hit the wrap because this Unknown 1:16 is after he wipes from being blind because he should have powder into there my bill was very big because I remembered his pitch Unknown 1:33 that sound like a song. Dances Unknown 1:37 Yeah. magic boxes with a fucking fanny pack fucker. Three pack doors of bullshit as this drop down doesn't split hit a bucket and that's I never noticed when Mr. Fucker would do the splits. Why somebody is kick him in the fucking face. Unknown 1:55 The ladies is the lambs. Dropping down like that like dropping the D right on in Unknown 2:06 my mind a woman doing that I can see a woman doing the splits on the day but apart from the daughter supposed to drop and dig into the purse like you scissoring Unknown 2:14 and then hop back up and shake hands by and then Unknown 2:18 I made my full on penetration and removal and then re penetration okay. Do the splits. I won't be doing that. I suppose I find that Van Damme split game up and I'm looking here but we scissor in the night. We give it a whirl and say hey baby. Let me see if I can slip my beginner scissor style. Unknown 2:43 Speaking of wishes, this is a Thursday episode. Yes so happy 39th right to my man G unit over fucking I'll be 39 ain't there yet, but you will be happy birthday Oh man. What's your plans for your birthday? I only Unknown 3:03 work and then I mean like that's what I'm kind of going out to be a Unknown 3:10 very go see the family. Unknown 3:13 They're supposed to snow bear Saturday morning. So Unknown 3:16 we'll see up here. Unknown 3:20 Ba ain't conference. I mean, they're just saying Snowdin saying just enough Unknown 3:23 to cause problems on the road. Just get you stuck. It's probably just because they're not driving. You know, as soon as the flake hits or raindrop hits, buffaloes lose. Their shit out here. Unknown 3:37 I don't know whether Unknown 3:39 we'll see. Let's go be enough. Labor weekend. Very good. Good, good, good. Enjoy yourself. It should Unknown 3:46 be safe. Let me tell you something as a viewer listening, but we know you don't listen to the show. So we're not going to talk to you like you were you know through the show like right now. I would say like if Mike it was your birthday, man. I hope your birthday is going well. I know you're a Jew. I know you're not listening. Unknown 4:05 To Happy Birthday you get your voice bro. Chilling, Unknown 4:07 right. Fortunately, we told you now because you probably won't get a voicemail from me. I don't know I'm not I don't I don't keep up on things like that. I tried Unknown 4:13 to I missed yours. I gotta write your shit down. I gotta remember your birthday psyche a voicemail message to write on now. Because this one thing with birthdays. I gotta fucking use up all your time on the voicemail. Whatever allows me to do okay, I can just talk random shit. Oh, I should have I should clear Yeah. Yay. Have your mailbox full because I'm gonna keep calling you to Unknown 4:38 hell, you know what, I don't think my voicemail even work. So good luck on. My show hasn't worked in months. Yay, at&t. Unknown 4:46 I was the 5g going away. I don't know what happened popped off Unknown 4:50 and I really don't know what the deal is. It hasn't worked in a long time. But you know, not a big deal. It's not it's not holding me back. It's not hold me back as far as I could tell. It'll probably fix whenever I get a new phone. Unknown 5:03 I'm not like any man fuck Mall. What he cares. Ray Ryzen saw they Unknown 5:09 all they all got some issues Unknown 5:11 with it. You have unrealistic expectations for virtually everything there is in the world. So like I have a hard time like believing Unknown 5:17 to be a little bit cheaper. Was everything gonna be so expensive? Unknown 5:22 $100,000 man don't worry about Unknown 5:24 that. That's because they aired I'm recording this later on because I can't see it but that's because Putin is going to war with Ukraine. That's why everything's expensive. Absolutely saying now. Why don't the only reason why I know. The only reason why but that's what they putting it on. The video ain't around no more. Unknown 5:42 I don't know why. I don't know why we can't open domestic oil production. That's one thing I just don't understand. Unknown 5:47 are a big part of that had to do with that. Fracking and shit they were gonna be doing on that pipeline or whatever. Yeah, Unknown 5:55 I don't know, man. I don't know. But all things asinine. The way the weight about buying an electric motorcycle. Gasoline is getting so expensive. Gasoline bad to get out through 72 bucks filling up the other day in the Buick. And Unknown 6:10 she's fucking Yeah, stop to 60 Oh my gosh. Unknown 6:14 I gotta fucking get gas after this show. Man. Unknown 6:18 I don't know what it is down here. But for 2420 for regular Unknown 6:23 regular rain for 389 the other day right at Unknown 6:26 the gas station on the corner. For 20 Unknown 6:31 Yeah, it's no good and it's just gonna keep going. Unknown 6:33 It's just gonna keep going. Because the thing is, it's like, Unknown 6:38 Biden came in he shut down our pipeline. Then he approved a Russian pipeline. And we're buying oil from Russia now. I don't know. Doesn't that don't make sense to me. He is smart enough to open our ship mega Right, right. He can't because it'd be bad for him politically. He doesn't care about our pockets. He cares about his political life. Unknown 6:59 All of them give a shit about their own life. That's what it is. They don't work for us even though they got to depend on us to be voted in and keep your fucking job. There they'll give a shit about what the fuck how bad we get fucked over some shit. Unknown 7:13 Kinda. That's pretty much the way it comes up $10 per gallon and you know why that's so that they can make it more economically viable for us to have other things. Because when gasoline is as cheap as it is, it's not it's more difficult to compete with for alternative energy sources. You Unknown 7:32 see he's also trying to push for focus to go back in person work. Unknown 7:38 Which is bad because we got to pay gas to get that man if you want you want gas to be this expensive. We need as many people as possible to work to get that money back. Unknown 7:47 So the whole cycle I don't know Unknown 7:49 man. I don't think they know what they're doing. He is definitely that man. He doesn't know what he's doing the deep state turn it at all. Yeah, I said Unknown 8:00 he shut down on him job. So jobs get shut down around here. A lot of jobs. Try to find land sit down for an hour Unknown 8:08 while they shut the pipeline down because they didn't have a safe way to do it. From what it was they didn't have this thing set up in place to me I've Unknown 8:17 been working fairly safe. Unknown 8:20 Forever. We just we just started getting we started domestic production, the Unknown 8:24 method in which in which they want to use shale Unknown 8:27 and shale. They get it out of shale. That's not It's not fracking. It's coming out of shale. It's a different thing. Well, I'm not really Fort Bragg. Not really big on fracking either, but I am for domestic oil production. So that we can have a reasonable price of gas. You know, but that's just when I'm president. You know, we're dealing we're dealing with President Obama Biden. And it's just it is what it is, is Unknown 8:51 what was it? There was somebody that I can't remember what it was that he said he said something Oh, it was like defund the police Shona or from the police whatever joined and there was a whole bunch of comments after they did his every day the State of the Union. And somebody in the comment section said, Man, why don't he legalize fucking drugs and tax to churches and I was like, Holy shit, I'm telling you, man, I hit them all fucking head. I want to reply. Okay, you need to check out the basis. of fresh gencos out here because this is what we talked about here. And I said legalized prostitution to like legalized prostitution that joined Vicki said, Did you watch it because I watched them all fucking joining that YouTube about sex work. Unknown 9:34 Oh, yeah. John Oliver episode. Unknown 9:36 A watch that joins trump the other day seeing that's Unknown 9:39 that's what I'm talking about. That's the shit like that was a very well orchestrated thing. Outlining the reasons why many of the reasons why I have been saying that prostitution should be legal because first off it's your body. If if you want to take it in the ass for 250 grand go for whether you're a man or a woman, I want my cut. Go on Unknown 10:03 YouTube video tour. I mean, you know, cut Unknown 10:08 off maybe like maybe you have a good time, whatever. Like it's it's a job. Sex workers work your work. You know? Like anybody that can get that work should be having to pay taxes on that shoot or if you Unknown 10:21 want to sling you dig around and get paid for sling. You want springs legs open and get paid would do that. Goddamn right. You have your booty hole ramping, you should push Unknown 10:33 forward think about it. If you make 1000 bucks to go eat some pussy somewhere. Some like 60 year old lady she can give you a G 20 minutes of work. Unknown 10:43 All but he's gonna be up in the house with Aisha going on they bad they have their Mint Julep and shit. Unknown 10:51 Be smelling like whiskey and cigarettes. Unknown 10:53 Just to forgive mistakes dive in machine as we'd come up here and be my mouth diver. It's gonna cost me it's gonna cost you Unknown 11:04 Mike's pop diving 1795 per minute, Unknown 11:08 right? It's gonna cost you at least at least 10k for the firsthand, but hey. You got been Julian Amanda. Yes, she is 10k Unknown 11:18 You're gonna charge her based on where she lives on a flat fucking rate that people pay now. Because diversity gets a for $17 A minute Ruth was good. Unknown 11:28 You live in this nice house. It can be some bottom shelf, fuzzy, maybe you're gonna charge 10k It's gonna be like, Oh, it's gonna be Unknown 11:36 I want to close school and Unknown 11:41 you're putting in a minimum and an hour. I'm looking at him saying everyone he would ever this Unknown 11:46 is my card. Here's my certifications. qualify for this. Unknown 11:51 I'm certified and clitoral stimulation. Unknown 11:53 There's no expiration date on this as you can see. Here's my clean bill of health right here. You know, we're good to go. Let me check your things your your paperwork is in order. Unknown 12:03 Now what you like what you like I met mouthwash. We sleep we provide options here at Mike's. What? Unknown 12:11 I have a case. Unknown 12:12 Mike's divers. We provide options Unknown 12:17 now. What is it would you like to have done Unknown 12:20 Would you like a menthol oral rinse prior to your Unknown 12:24 old school ice Q Unknown 12:26 What would you like all school ice keywords to Unknown 12:29 know we have discounts he went on to be on certain Unknown 12:33 hot pepper and go down on your whatever you need. You want that? We bring that fire to you as I like that dialogue dialogue dialogue. Unknown 12:44 We have all the time scene dialogue dialogue dialogue dialogue died What Unknown 12:51 if you want to do it and I will charge you for it. For real. I got my 1099 all the same gets his cut. Bam. We're good to go. I'm making a living. What do you do? What do you do for a living? It wasn't what I was. Unknown 13:05 That's what I ran. I pay taxes. I'm a sex worker. That's all you would have to say. I'm a sex worker. If you're interested in my services go to my website it's Mike's MUFE dime Unknown 13:16 me the specialty but I look as if you to either that's gonna cost you extra that's gonna be like extras on the side like this is the actual Unknown 13:28 like these are add ons. I mean, it's like how do you want your pussy ain't gonna have like 17 different categories that can be checked. Unknown 13:37 From the back be one finger inserted the human to use towards you like this. I use sauces if you like sauces if you're into that kind of shit. Unknown 13:46 Some people are into sauces Mike's got a Polynesian sauce from Chick fil A Unknown 13:55 the word McDonald's sweet and sour right? What do you what do you prefer Unknown 14:01 McDonald's on their spicy chicken sandwich. Ah Unknown 14:07 yes. Wherever you wants to Racha okay, we can do so Roger. I draw the line and Hot Cheetos Fritos that share the talkies a Caden talking you don't want to talk he's gonna fuck sheer size. I Unknown 14:20 think most of it sounds like a terrible idea but Unknown 14:23 but if America wants to do it Unknown 14:27 if you can run a business like that, I support your right to do so. Unknown 14:31 Have a mobile you to have a shield on the side of the vein. Unknown 14:36 Science side of the man Mike right out of the pussy van was coming to you. Wagon is supposed to eat and wagon. Unknown 14:45 Hey, look man, I got Beth scheduled for three o'clock. So Unknown 14:53 he got a sponsorship from dental floss companies should Unknown 14:57 go have commercial this should have been sent in. She just having a flashback. It was like you know, but let me call off divers Unknown 15:08 for real. Like think about it man. Like that's a way to help people who doesn't want to get there push the end of the day except on occasion. Exactly. You should be able to like make a phone call, just get it done or like not sweat. Like I gotta go out here and find somebody that's going to do this for me who's going to do it poorly? Well, Unknown 15:28 I want to get somebody that's certified that knows what they're doing has to kiss and is cleaning good. Unknown 15:36 A good blowjob is rare find right so like if you're paying for just a solid blowjob, or I would imagine, for the ladies, finding somebody that really knows how to go down is probably a fairly tall order. I mean, I went down at one chick one time and she was like I was married to a man for 10 years couldn't figure out how to do that. Like five minutes. It's true. Unknown 15:55 Think about the elderly ladies that like fucking they got that luxury no more. You know, they like Unknown 16:01 to throw a rock and when they hit someone and they're like, watch your rock and because I was hoping you would eat my pussy. Unknown 16:07 But if they if they haven't hit this dude on the app. I know he certify he came over here before and I was worried about it. But he did a good job. I want to come again. Hey, girl, you should check this shit out. I got this young fella that comes over. This is all he does. See? Unknown 16:23 Because that's what you're paying for. Right? You're not or the service necessarily. You're paying for the person that provides a service to not be a pain in your ass and problem in your life. Unknown 16:33 Exactly like Unknown 0:04 Should you leave now? Absolutely. I got other Unknown 0:06 you've already given me my chair. I appreciate you No problem, man. Catch up to me them wholesale. Hi, we need to do it we're gonna make this simple. And I've gone to my next appointment right Thank you. Would you like to stay for some cookies? I'm sorry if I can't do that. Unknown 0:21 I'll take some cookies to go. Unknown 0:23 If you give me it to go back. I'm good to go. But can you schedule me for next week? Yeah, I can fit you in on. Unknown 0:29 Let's see my new your regular time, Ethel. Unknown 0:31 We got to move into a Friday at four. vaginas clean. They got to be tested too. They gotta have their paperwork. Yeah, it's got to be it's got to be good on both ends. Unknown 0:42 But something those extra tests for like a bunch of different shit now you can do. Unknown 0:47 You can sit there while you drink your medulla pan that's quick and we got to do this test you know, clean up and we're going to go Unknown 0:57 straight to digital one. I wish I knew the shaking in a cup that turned purple but maybe that's kind of blue. I don't know blues bad purple fun. Unknown 1:07 So we got to make sure it's all straight and good to go. Everything's gonna be legitimate. So we're going to go here we go this How are we gonna make this work? You're happy I'm happy I got paid. That's professionalism Unknown 1:18 right there. You Unknown 1:20 know exactly. That's caring about the service and the Unknown 1:23 service. You take care of the customer and yourself at the same time. What shit killed the game? Unknown 1:30 Absolutely. That's gonna help that's gonna help society feel better. They're gonna not be so backed up. They're gonna know that they can get a quality orgasm off of somebody without a whole bunch of hassle. Yeah, because what's more annoying than you go out with something you finally get to have sex and it's no good at all. And they're like Unknown 1:47 Oh, I forgot Billy Ray and Billy Ray got that big don't work disease no more you know I mean, that's just fun some all. Unknown 1:54 Billy Ray likes to watch Ethel fuck somebody else and there's nobody around to Unknown 1:59 see that's a whole nother Unknown 2:00 Billy Ray gets to sit back and watch professional coming to handle his business. Unknown 2:04 That's a whole nother lane. Right there. Now look, if he's gonna sit in the corner, watch me do this. That's actually because he's getting charged too for being a spectator. Unknown 2:13 That's right. That's our spectator. I mean, that's what that's what Tara Reid said. In Big Lebowski. 50 bucks to watch. Unknown 2:26 Want to watch? Asterix beside that too. That's Unknown 2:28 right. Somebody's watching it's gonna cost more money per person. Unknown 2:33 Because no videotape but if you'd like a video of the process that's extra. I will send it to you in mp3 format. Give me an email Unknown 2:43 right we're gonna have this whole thing professionally personally done. Unknown 2:45 Yeah. But audio winning man will throw some music in the background if you like you know, saying all that shit. Unknown 2:53 There's a lot of options, man. A lot of options. Lee's gonna tell you this is a good business right? A lot of options. Unknown 3:00 We can bring habit office. Unknown 3:03 You know, it's a beautiful thing. Like you spend a year to eat and a lot of policy. Then you hire other people to eat. Exactly. Unknown 3:09 Do you just sit back? Hey, James, I need you to go to Ruth's house today. She called she asked me you say Unknown 3:16 Do you franchise it out. So there's makes math divers all over the cut. techniques to teach new certified individual have Unknown 3:24 my face on the trip like ACMA fuck FH for your back door Mike Mike's McDonald's is all over the world. Yes, we are. We're international baby. Unknown 3:43 This is an international company. We took it overseas and 14 different countries. India expanding to more. Unknown 3:50 Yeah, we hit Mongolia Who the hell knew Mongolia was gonna be hot like Unknown 3:55 Zealanders like to get their foot in a GMO Unknown 3:57 even Nicole Weathershield we're good to go we're all over cold warm wet. Unknown 4:01 Brush abrogates their shit together. We're going to go into their camp up with them now. Yeah. Unknown 4:08 We got y'all yeah we provided all Unknown 4:12 they're looking at. We provide discounts for Ukrainians, Unknown 4:15 dude, but look at that shit. Look at how and how much money you can make off of just doing that. Unknown 4:20 Think about Japan taxes. You get up. You get this whole thing you know everybody's donating money to Ukrainians you donate cuisine funds to the Ukrainian women. Like I'm gonna go ahead and pay for to get you proceeding by Mike's mouth divers. Unknown 4:33 Here's the biggest philanthropists in the world. Ladies and gentlemen Mike, how you doing? Mistake Unknown 4:45 what we do is we provide an actual meal for every person that gets a box lunch box let's eat your box and give you a box Unknown 4:56 go eat the box provide a box that's how we do that maybe that's Unknown 5:01 the life that alphas aspiring damn right. That's it and drink some beers. Unknown 5:09 Drink he does want to get fucked up have good time on earth. He suppose. Unknown 5:13 I understand that though. You can relate to 10 It's very relatable alphas more relatable the older I get. I'm like god damn bro. Unknown 5:20 He was such a simple Unknown 5:22 person. He wasn't a person. Unknown 5:24 He was an alien in my form alien life for several individuals. He was he was basic. He knew what he was. And he wanted to get back home. Unknown 5:33 That's really I don't want you to buddy and then go home. Unknown 5:37 Because he was the only person he was up on was the captain house. That's all he wanted. Let me get let me just get that let me just get that right there. Unknown 5:44 But my question is Where to now develop a taste for posting to know what he wanted to get. That's what Unknown 5:48 they were there was even putting on this planet where he from? Unknown 5:52 What it was, okay, Unknown 5:54 that's a delicacy on this planet. Well, Unknown 5:57 I would think a real deal alien would start like a, you know, breeding facility and just have a bunch of cats be Unknown 6:03 the new thing. But see if they know where to go there. If he didn't, he'd be on one of them. He'd be like they would have they would have Michael Vick fucking house man if he was real. Then had him locked up because he's abusive policies. Now Unknown 6:18 that's true. That is fairly abusive to actually eat the cat video to Unknown 6:22 have him in like some rehab facility. What are you here for? Just what he's posing. So what was the cat? Yeah, as was Unknown 6:31 loafer, so I can't get off my mind. But I always thinking about Unknown 6:36 this domestic CoCr have raw hair is just amazing on Earth. Yeah, I've got the wild pussy out there. Big big plus, Unknown 6:43 I think I think once I get small ones, you got all different kinds you got Unknown 6:47 Sahara. She got stripes ones were poking Unknown 6:51 short ones tall. ones got exotic domesticated ones. Unknown 6:55 You got the mountains and ones in the jungle. Y'all got too much varieties, right? I feel like kooky and New Jack City it just gives called I saw Unknown 7:03 a jaguar. So dragon an alligator out of the out of the water. Oh yeah. I thought a huge you Unknown 7:11 said that alligator. Unknown 7:15 Feline version. Unknown 7:16 Did you see the Johnson show on Instagram with a dude called alligator by hand and Unknown 7:22 water? Stephen Jr. That's the one you're looking for. Right? Yeah. Grab one that. Unknown 7:27 I didn't actually look at that video. Unknown 7:30 Well let's say he was maybe three feet long. My question for you is would you chop his tail off and throw him back in? No, you can't do that. Why not? It'll grow back. You got to eat the Unknown 7:39 whole thing. I don't think alligators Tails grobag I think it was only for chameleons. Unknown 7:44 I think alligator tail grow back or maybe not who cares? So he'll live sort of morally, throwing him on the group. He got him and took him home. Unknown 7:54 cut her hair got him and throw him on a rotisserie him right on the grill. Unknown 7:59 She can cut the head off and skin them and got them and then rotisserie him. Unknown 8:03 Oh, thanks. So yeah, a little bit so Unknown 8:05 yeah. That sounds right. You should you should enter Jackson garlic butter and you know with the sport that shit all up in there. Get the little injector front person salt pepper all eBenefits Unknown 8:19 so I had the wireless. Unknown 8:21 Some nice Montreal steak seasoning to do real nice on a fucking Gator too. Unknown 8:26 These estimates that black a lot of times you know ain't about all that. Ruins whatever kind of meat you started with. Unknown 8:35 I think the best Gator price I've had. We're at this place called goombay. He's down to Hyderabad. They have some further bang as Gator bites down that pitch. Unknown 8:46 Would you butter Malcolm first. Unknown 8:49 Now you got to beat him around a little bit tenderizing first Unknown 8:51 Michigan are you going to get him? Take all his bones out and then are you going to eat the bones in tenderizer Gator with Gator bites ug beach it sounds like you take it down to filets and then you hammer it Yeah, Unknown 9:02 that's what I would think. Yeah, Unknown 9:04 you would think but you know no you ain't no no designer cooker was tough me see what I'm talking about me. How do you know that ducks you never cooked? Unknown 9:10 I've had yeah, I've bought Gator buys from like Walmart whole like raw Gator from Walmart Unknown 9:15 oh wow that's gangster Unknown 9:19 it looks almost like some some pieces of it almost look like like chicken with hearts and geysers and shit like that. Not delivers but to shit that like the two pieces are together. So I think that's it gizzard I think yeah, it looks kind of looks like that's kind of like that that Yeah, man. So yeah, it's trying to fucking muscle. There's pieces of that inside of me. So it's like it's it's different coloring. So it's some different shades like pinkish to why it's a damn shame. We Unknown 9:59 don't live somewhere where you could regularly be catching yourself little alligators and cooking them up and get yourself you'll probably get bored Unknown 10:05 when the water thing I can't go on a grill or artist or even a campfire. Unknown 10:12 But you're gonna lose it. I think if I think if you're living around a place where you can grab gators like that you're gonna lose a finger itself. Yeah, at one Unknown 10:17 point in time if you're just grabbing gators. He loses reality right? There's three of them. It's gonna happen. You can't sit there just keep Unknown 10:27 just I don't want to have to just say oh then fuckers. That'd be putting their heads in the Gators. How many of them actually never got bit, Unknown 10:34 dude. Once I catch the catfish, and then they get their fingers bit off by snapping turtles and shit. Oh, with their hair. It's terrifying. Like it hurts. Do they do it for fun? Unknown 10:51 On campus got some jobs. They have teeth. They don't have to, but it seems we're just just Unknown 11:02 gonna have to be hungry. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm catching me. A catfish. Unknown 11:06 If it gets finger right in the right spot right? Unknown 11:10 Fist and these motherfuckers ain't fake Unknown 11:12 one that you want. Like what they're doing is to reach through the mouth of going out the gills. Unknown 11:15 Right? They just put their hand out there until the fish actually bites their whole hand. That's what they do. Pull it out so they do fuck all that noise they wait for the fifth to actually eat down. Basically, and what happens if the fish is big enough to like pull him under and kill him? Right? Well, then you're dead. Right? I mean, if you gotta I mean, I don't know because there's no if you have his feet above the water. Yeah, I mean, you might not give him a couple minutes and he goes down under. Unknown 11:52 You're by yourself. You're trying to catch a Unknown 11:54 rope. I think they tie a rope to their ankle and shoot when they gotta go on the water in the home. Unknown 12:02 Ladies, I agree. Unknown 12:05 But yeah, it's ridiculous. Hanson NASA is using NASA has water or revenue. It's always in a mudslide. You're walking down a river and shit. Unknown 12:14 The bottom feeders have fish in the bottom feeders right. So yeah, I mean, you got Unknown 12:17 to get in to get them Unknown 12:19 I mean they just eat whatever you know they just did not necessarily always cruise on the bottom they always they cruise suspended sometimes as well you know Yeah, I don't know. He damned or whatever. Whatever going to bottom Unknown 12:32 snapped on your hand besides the catfish? Unknown 12:36 Yeah. Put your fingers in none. If there's a snapper turtle down that vision you got a little sex finger come or worse and it could be Unknown 12:43 a snake or something. We might have seen some more shit right? It'd be a problem right there. Unknown 12:48 You'll catch an eel like that. Or some shit. One of these days my Unknown 12:50 province of elearning ravers. I guess they are Unknown 12:53 either eels about to be somewhere like there's probably some I just think it sounds like a bad idea all the way across the board to find Naked and Afraid I in fact, Unknown 13:07 I don't think they pretty much do at night as both it will spotlight like spotlight ship. Unknown 13:12 Well I think bow hunting fish would be actually kind of fun. Unknown 13:15 That's that's definitely they're very cool sport. Yes, Unknown 13:17 different animals completely for sure. Because that that I'm like, I have that Unknown 13:22 skill skill. Unknown 13:26 Not just doing like being dumb. Like it seems to me like however they figured out that they can noodle catfish was just being stupid. I'll name this catfish the bit my hand how to count it look attacked and Unknown 13:37 survived. That's all that tack from let's just try to do this turn the Bob you see that right there? Let me see what's going on here to put my hand let me see what's going on. I grab his dinner. Right. Okay. Unknown 13:56 Dinner special. Unknown 13:57 I'm not gonna I'm not about that life. Unknown 14:01 Man when you said you would do that to a shark? Unknown 14:04 What noodle sir? 98 noodle and um, he said he had jumped in and grabbed by stay on track mountain or I believe Unknown 14:11 catcher to put his fist in his mouth for some shit. I Unknown 14:14 didn't even say anything ground by the gills and the tail. Unknown 14:17 Sign of that girl. I'm just gonna mess with his tail. Talk to him lazy. Why? Unknown 14:25 Why can't you leave that shark alone when Unknown 14:26 I catch his mouth? Let them go back. Unknown 14:29 Well, you got to get that hook out of his mouth. Tools. See, but like Have you not seen those dodo videos? Maybe put it on the internet we're liable for the shark just jumps around where the divers were the divers are hanging out with the sharks underwater. And they form friendships with sharks because they pull officials out of their mouths multiple years. Like they'll help the same shark 20 times over the course of 15 years. And the shark rolls up on him. And it's like Hey, dude, what's up? They're like, they like you. If you're pulling fish jokes out of their mouth like they like like dogs shit. Unknown 15:02 Would you ever swim down the water with like, Unknown 15:06 obviously, like these people I see him doing it Unknown 15:11 was good ain't doing it. She Unknown 15:14 wouldn't do any kind of snorkeling. Unknown 15:18 Now, hey snorkeling, the GMA snorkeling. I know Lady Tina. Unknown 15:24 what's your what's your prey eats even though you don't eat them, but they do hunt fish not about smoker with fish Unknown 15:37 not like to be one with the fish to understand element that you're afraid is I don't you get that reaction and put that in your ears for you go down. He's not Unknown 15:45 even going on like down Unknown 15:51 my ears too much now. Back to the water and sewer now now since you're almost deaf pretty much you know we know that know that know this shoreline right there. You know, a couple pops away. I guess. Unknown 16:05 You're just one away from him. I want him out. Unknown 16:10 When I go over to over the mountains of PA Unknown 16:13 elevation to watch the way you drive. When you go back to 95 miles an hour. It's not a gradual Unknown 16:21 when you come up too fast on a watershed from scuba dive. Exactly. I get that shit in the game. To get air Unknown 16:26 bubbles in your lungs right Unknown 16:33 is where you drive boy to smack bang Unknown 16:35 my head GM take some Unknown 16:38 demand doesn't come prepared. Hey, oh Unknown 16:40 go prepared anywhere or think of things that help in the time like he got to drive by the gas station to back out let me go and get somebody to bubble you know Unknown 16:47 as long as he has his poll he's good. Everything else don't matter. He won't have those spare clothes Unknown 16:52 but you sit he'll sit there and put up with like feeling like shit. Just affection. When you could be buying something I don't know cleaners out. Make them not hurt so much. I don't know. Like you strike me as like you're gonna like put up with being in pain to do something like Yeah, see I was fuck shoulder isn't exactly that's what I'm saying. Like, I would have stopped playing softball long ago and you played through hella injuries, just playing softball with four different teams because like you're in a league, you want to leave. believe you're in a league of 75 people throwing your arm out like call pepper. Exactly. You're in a league with 60 people between four teams playing a call pepper twice a week. And now your arm hurts so much. You can't even watch your back properly. Unknown 17:41 That was Marshall. Unknown 17:43 Another semantics, like martial Culpeper. Fairfax, it doesn't matter. If you're not in a league with like Ken Griffey Jr. There's no excuse to be as in pain as you are from sports injuries. There's no excuse. Unknown 18:00 That's bullshit. Well, this is where the real injury happened. When, what when I put too much weight on that shoulder? Unknown 18:09 What were you carrying poles across the workers? Unknown 18:12 Pipe that I thought was two sizes smaller than it was cheese. When I picked up what I thought was a hunter, it was definitely not 103 steps and then I just lowered the whole body till the back end hit the ground and and I kind of just like, let it roll, roll it off. And I was like, yep, not doing that no Unknown 18:36 more. But that was enough to tear your arm out. Unknown 18:40 I assumed that as soon as I hit whatever area this was right here. I found all that house live action. That's probably why I got this like Unknown 18:49 it came from I think the luck comes from fucking overdoing it and deception building up you might have fluid there. You might need to get that Muhfucka drain because you don't want to be like the Hunchback of Notre DOM. Saying walk around because that's what you fit to be walking around. Right on your right sides can be a knock upon your back at like my like Family Guy. I still can throw it I still can throw it. I still I'm checking. I'm running. Exactly. See Unknown 19:26 let me I put me in right now Coach Brown man I got problems I never put me in Unknown 19:33 a hunchback football field Unknown 19:35 you got to get out of softball Unknown 19:38 I hate fucking I need to exercise Manny back out there but Unknown 19:41 you but it's stuck in a row game will be tied to them off because you know I'm tired of a ball he can turn it to shoulder every year playing ball last night with the boys basketball Unknown 19:53 school. It was to one day was to me Want me to let the guard down and then all of a sudden my feet just like slow the both of them just slid out and just ended up laying on the back players who Unknown 20:09 was covered in high end see that's what happened. You boys and you came in high and God sit down for the fuck about today. Well, Chi Unknown 20:18 Chi. I was gonna break down and rain they were they called me. I needed renewed Unknown 20:24 and your kids kids call you out and you take your kids to heart. Unknown 20:30 Like Happy Gilmore. Yeah. Billy Madison, Madison. Dodgeball. Unknown 20:36 Yeah, you know, I Unknown 20:37 mean, the kids down Unknown 20:40 right here as soon as they start talking to you, right? Much Joy. Unknown 20:46 It's funny because one of these days when they whip his ass, he's gonna be all butthurt about it. Already be walking around all but his feelings. Unknown 20:53 But with the hunchback, right, man. I mean, if I didn't have this damn punch on my counter where I'd be good to go. They wouldn't even call me out suck. They still wouldn't be able to fuck with Unknown 21:03 me. Well, if they were smart as when they were targets. Unknown 21:07 Well, they weren't sure what I was already thinking about. Unknown 21:11 Or they don't get you for sure at some point. That pick Unknown 21:16 one more year when you turn 40 They might give you a hell of a good Unknown 21:19 one. If the little one leads you into the proper pick on the big one. Throw your shoulders fucking you know what I'm saying? Like if they get to give and go and the big one this is a standard have CD players right? What should happen we should bring him out and explain him to what to do with the basketball court. You're gonna dribble this way and then you're gonna come back around the other way and you're gonna run the Jew to his right and your left so that he hits his right shoulder into the bigger one. And then when he falls down, then you're gonna pass the ball to the bigger one who could dunk on top of the Jew unit land grant. The ball comes back down and hits you in the head. So I Unknown 22:00 hope like them does. Unknown 22:02 Like that pitch. That's what I need to do, man. Unknown 22:07 Come back bench. I got your bench. That was your mom giving back you only meet me here. I don't know each other have dinner because I'm gonna be here Unknown 22:16 on a ship. Do the show the kids are outside. What are y'all doing all decked Unknown 22:21 out because when we ran a pick and roll on him into basketball and his shoulders in the swing he's gonna He's right. Unknown 22:31 K water faucet so let me jump into my big mean our Unknown 22:38 big beam Dippenaar now I had to learn how to lefthand Unknown 22:43 like your my shit together. I got to practice with left. Unknown 22:48 outside too. My left to my right hand is done now thanks to that pick and roll from you bitch Unknown 22:54 and I'm Bert to laughter Campbell's fuck now. Unknown 22:56 You know it's funny. To be more upset about getting dunked on while laying on the ground that he would his shoulder being blown out. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. When I saw that pick and roll because there he got up he gonna get up again with a shoulder like leaning down by Unknown 23:09 his fucking ankle. Unknown 23:10 Yeah. He's gonna be dragging his arm around like when rigs this okay, it's a shoulder Unknown 23:17 treat and get the shoulder and it's not gonna work. Unknown 23:20 He's gonna actually break his collar where he's trying to relocate and she'll still Unknown 23:23 go try one arm Come on, run that back because he's not gonna give up he will not give it like a bad credit he will back you up he got approval boy. Shit. Unknown 23:36 He's gonna prove us He's stubborn point. Unknown 23:39 Get fucked up. The other day you want to get done? Yo yo, what are those who want to hang out the house gonna Unknown 24:06 work? Yeah, that Yeah. Unknown 24:10 I've seen people do this too. Unknown 24:15 Yeah, he's gonna play the saxophone. And it's not going to work out. Unknown 24:20 This music playing in this band is hey, this is montage what's going on? Right? But you will have the dead dad tried to His arm was hanging down. So you say go run to the tree. And I made even worse knives at his ankles. Unknown 24:38 What's he doing? He's out there at the tree screaming That's awesome. I believe in you Jr. When you dislocate your shoulder you're going to know exactly what to do about it. Unknown 24:59 Go straight movie reference. Unknown 25:01 Exactly. And work for rags. Unknown 25:04 Work in the best of the best. Eric Roberts Unknown 25:14 joined to basically my movies. Were best of the best. Unknown 25:18 I think the second one to a Wayne Newton. I don't remember that one. They have like this like gladiators ring in Vegas or something like that. And they were like forced to they cannot the family and like Unknown 25:37 sounds traumatic. That said, we have to bring this episode of Mason. We'd like to thank you again for listening. We'd like to encourage you to be nice to people that look like you and be nice to people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 25:54 Little bits by Little Bits ladies, gentlemen, people. 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