Unknown 0:21 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason and friends show. Featuring off camera, the pharmacist. Hello as well as a dude called ju aka el juPerino as well as the illustrious poet Trae X Unknown 0:44 One time for your mind two time for your soul you know how we do Unknown 0:47 as well as EL Blackhand. Me Mahoney, aka Mason, welcome to the mason and friends show. Unknown 1:00 What's happening yeah, what's good out there? I know I think I want to say I noticed one but you notice one, maybe maybe I've not heard this shit. Someone's like some some sad drama sheets at the end of the movie. Unknown 1:14 This is definitely a sad drama movie. Like this is a this is a heavy one dude. It's a heavy film. Unknown 1:22 How know if I see some heavy shit I might have seen Unknown 1:24 it's got any differently minute before he is any different. Tim Tim Robbins. Robbins was somewhere I Unknown 1:33 don't know this one day. This is a movie called Unknown 1:34 Jacob's Ladder. Unknown 1:39 Real quick, having motherfucking Mother's Day everybody out there a lot of mom and stepmom was on TV. sissies fucking significant female good role models in these lives out here had Mama's day to go Unknown 1:52 baby mamas. Mamas mamas. Right? His Mama's mama, Unknown 1:57 call your mother tonight. Yeah, I drove into town today and there was like a line of people go into different restaurants and whatnot. Unknown 2:08 All the way through. That's why I took my mom and my girl out yesterday. He took him at the same time. Okay, I was gonna take her mom out too, but she she got sick so Unknown 2:20 well, I'm sorry to hear that. So I took them Unknown 2:23 out the lunch like a little lunch yesterday. Had a good time. Cake didn't want to do the movie thing today. Hold on lady. Unknown 2:30 What movie did you say Michael? Unknown 2:33 Should the Santa join last city with her and Channing Tatum. It was actually good. It was decent. How was Chinatown? In London huh? Unknown 2:42 Yeah, does he take his shirt? Unknown 2:45 You know he does they throw a bunch shot in there. Oh, speaking of fucking reviews, though, so I wouldn't seen the new Doctor Strange. That was decent. It wasn't good about paper. It wasn't decent as it was yesterday. So because marvel to me, Marvel dropped the ball on a couple of things. And I'm not gonna spoil it for anybody. Until like next week. Unknown 3:16 You got a week to watch a week to watch the ship before I spoke with the fuck out if you actually care. Mike's giving you one week Unknown 3:23 then check this out. So let's music review wise Method Man meth lab three. The fucking album is on fucking point. He didn't miss nothing. That meth lab three shit fire. Gotta get kudos man. By the Unknown 3:40 way. If you aren't in the DC, Maryland, Virginia area. Wu Tang and NAS are coming to town in September. Go get your tickets now because that shows gonna sell out Unknown 3:52 that's probably true. Unknown 3:53 Well, it's gonna be which, Unknown 3:57 formerly Nissan Unknown 3:58 which sounds like a really bad name for video. Sounds like a gay nightclub and in that No, please give the Whoever named a Jiffy Lube like the sweet sounds of the weather girls. Unknown 4:07 It really does sound like a gay nightclub. Not to mention it Yeah. Unknown 4:12 It was a singer that mentioned that show. Not a show I went to but my ex went to that. Unknown 4:19 And that somebody said that? Yeah, this place sounds like a gay nightclub. Unknown 4:22 Yeah. And she was right good sound like Now speaking of venues Um, Unknown 4:28 oh yeah. Hollywood Bowl. Unknown 4:30 This has been on the mind heavy for like, the last few days is everybody's talking about it. We need Isaiah Lee, the person who decided to tackle Dave Chappelle at the Hollywood Bowl to come to the front of the congregation we must have a word Unknown 4:45 was really never really played football because his form was having me. Dave Chappelle was able to turn heat and wrap him up right. Unknown 4:55 Dave Chappelle Jamie Foxx can Busta Rhymes with you will see that she Unknown 5:00 said they set yourself up for that though by going up there like like Unknown 5:03 by sucking it Unknown 5:06 with Busta Rhymes Come on now. Unknown 5:08 We'll see a bunch of him. He's dangerous. Dave Chappelle and Busta Rhymes got this like comedy concert thing going on Dave and Busters that joined look like I want to see if I catch up to that join right they've ever come out this way. Unknown 5:20 Yeah, that's supposed to be a hell of a ticket. Yeah, Unknown 5:22 but it was a festival. They were doing. Yeah, they Unknown 5:24 were doing some sort of like Unknown 5:26 a joke. And that was at the Hollywood Bowl. Unknown 5:29 There was all these cats that are like friends with Dave Chappelle there. And I think at least everybody got one good shot. You know, everybody took a hit on that. Unknown 5:39 He just got his ass whipped it was Unknown 5:42 ran you run up get done up treat that's it. Unknown 5:46 Was Chris Tucker the entire time Unknown 5:48 where was where was Will Smith. I want to see well Smith. Unknown 5:52 He's an NBA. Well, some happy retreat went Unknown 5:55 to India. He's he's a Unknown 5:56 he's one of them. Buddhist retreats. Like you know, he's trying to find himself again. He's one of those you know. Unknown 6:07 At the same time, Busta Rhymes with me. Yes. I mean, did Buster really put his hands where this dude's eyes can see. While in in the place to be Unknown 6:15 he wanted all the smoke Unknown 6:18 he got it. Yeah. And then while you had them all in check, he really got all that smoke Unknown 6:23 must have just been waiting for a moment. Yeah. And I mean, Unknown 6:26 it's just been waiting since he shot that. What was that movie where it got shot. He got shot up and I learned Yeah, whilst we've been waiting, somebody is talking to ice cube is amazing. Good movie. Unknown 6:50 size q Busta Rhymes, Regina. King is in that movie. Unknown 6:54 Michael Rapaport. Fishburne, Unknown 6:58 me somebody else we'd like to get on the show. Michael Rapaport. Unknown 7:01 Rappaport would be an interesting Unknown 7:04 yeah, I think he went through his divorce 90 days back. Unknown 7:07 Divorce now. Yeah, you're Unknown 7:08 thinking Garryowen, Unknown 7:10 are you right? You're right. It is Gary. What I'm thinking of now Michael wrap, wrap wrap up is Unknown 7:15 doing okay with all that is Gary. Unknown 7:16 Gary Owens. All right, other white guy that's been like neighborhood. Unknown 7:21 And speaking of white people that are good in the neighborhood. Salute to Eminem for getting into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Unknown 7:30 I salute him but this trial called Quest How are you gonna Unknown 7:35 see but you can't blame Eminem. Unknown 7:39 It wasn't him that guy. It wasn't there's there's other people. There's Pete that people actually vote for this. People Unknown 7:44 know who Eminem is more than I knew tribe is which is kind of a shame and a lot of ways that is a big shame. I think a lot of the voters have more of an idea who had no idea what m&ms Unknown 7:53 last album was, but I Unknown 7:57 think it's recovery in it. Unknown 7:59 But that brings me to congregation a moment number two Ben Zito Benzino has had an issue with Eminem for at least well over 20 years and there was a Unknown 8:10 man called Ray Ben zero there used to be Unknown 8:13 the I don't even know this song. Neither do I he Unknown 8:17 was the editor and Unknown 8:20 the source that's right source Unknown 8:22 which I had a subscription to Unknown 8:25 all on the sores Vive and double XL that was all three of them offer this is my shit. You probably had a subscription to King magazine King asked me why booty pics on my wall at my house man booty pics, I have one mole wall just to ask just pull up Bucha is probably the largest Unknown 8:43 magazine and Unknown 8:44 jet beauty of the week. Now we're just beginning of the week pages were too small. You had to have the smooth and King man couldn't Unknown 8:51 cover the wall properly. Magazine. It's not Unknown 8:57 renew the subscription to jet magazine. Unknown 8:59 Man not the DC the Jets were passed down. Like somebody had the subscription the magazine would go to one person and Unknown 9:06 another one. Was the name on a change. It was like the youngest nephew. Unknown 9:10 Just do. This month magazine came in you throw down next month to somebody else so the previous month somebody else jet magazine you had the beauty of the week or beauty of the week I'm sorry but it was really the beauty of the week Unknown 9:22 and I call it beauty of the week but it was like a picture of a girl asked for a swimsuit now she wouldn't ask for it she just didn't give asked her shots then no saying that for jet because doing that on the Instagram these days. They're doing they just straight booty out there. Unknown 9:35 We'll see here's the thing with the booty pics with the booty pics is yes is only going to look like that for a short amount of time. It's going to change Yeah, I mean gravity is gonna take every part of the body changes exactly, exactly change chain like Kanye said and one of the songs you know you're gonna be hot for a little bit um, be rich forever type shit. Unknown 9:56 You're right. That's a very Kanye kind of thing to say. Unknown 9:59 He said that he said that I'd be broken with Amber. Unknown 10:01 Yeah, back to this whole Benzino thing. You've had a beef with Eminem for well over 20 years. Number one Ben Zito let it go. Number two. Nobody knows your music even I don't. Unknown 10:11 I mean really? I've never watched an organizational chart remember what his shit was? I Unknown 10:15 think he gave himself five mics in the source. I'm quite sure he probably did. And for whatever reason that album was garbage that is straight bananas. But he was going off about like Man, why is Eminem in a rocket Hall of Fame like WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Unknown 10:30 Nobody's ever seen anything major from Benzino for him to have any kind of attitude, as if he deserves the accolades that Eminem was getting? Well, not Unknown 10:39 for 20 years especially. I don't even know who it is a guy when he exactly have a beef. Get over it. Unknown 10:46 Move on with me remember what their beef was he Unknown 10:50 probably doesn't either he just beef and it's all Unknown 10:53 yeah yeah, we can't get along just cuz what do you mean just cuz we can't get along? Just cut Unknown 11:00 cuz I hate you for some of them Right? A long time ago. Unknown 11:03 I decided to hold on to it. That's what it Unknown 11:05 is. Like I decided I had beef and shit y'all really are Unknown 11:09 well I hope he's listening. There's a lot of people that you know or whatever your name is. Xena hope you make peace in your Unknown 11:15 straighten up and fly right hey careful which I can tweet. Unknown 11:19 There's a lot of people that are doing shit like Amber Heard and Johnny Depp they too old to be doing this shit they Unknown 11:24 stay or on some shit. Unknown 11:28 Fans are sitting outside the Unknown 11:30 court is getting crazy shit is fucking hilarious and sad at the same time. While like they are definitely sad because she's fucking acting out in court and you know act like he's gonna hit her when she's walking towards them or some shit right now she really She's acting like oh, she's terrified of him when he was like we all notice but see she's pulling that fucking white woman been battered car type shit in court. I've seen this happen because it's happened to me in fucking gore. You know? I'm saying is that how they played you Mike that's how the fucking one shot was we tried to do it like telling Unknown 12:06 the judge looks at you and says we come in for everything I Unknown 12:08 was living in the state of hailed worst life I've ever had no Unknown 12:13 dreams we want them to Unknown 12:15 be FUCK IS THAT but the shit that they had going out now where Johnny Depp was fucking doing Carrie searches on her for drugs. Now. Here's now look. Unknown 12:25 He thought that she hid his cocaine and her pussy. Unknown 12:28 I'm gonna throw to how you was talking about how when she was taking off his boots and sucking his dick. He was looking at her asshole smelling and putting his tongue in that motherfucker you think I Guaran fucking tee and he was looking at us all he was looking booty. Oh yeah. Unknown 12:43 You think he was doing that at the same time? No, absolutely. Unknown 12:48 can be served but not during the day was not very thorough. Unknown 12:52 Like you're out of your mind. I'm telling you that weird dude. Like, came up with this is what Mike comes up with. Like I sent him an article that says down the road. Right that's what he said he gets he gets a gets an email from me and it says Johnny Depp searched Amber Heard for cocaine wants an inspection that apparently went in and around her body, including private areas, at least according to a forensic psychologist. He's stuck his tongue in a booty hole. And that's where Mike takes that. Unknown 13:18 Exactly. That's exactly Unknown 13:20 the point in time and life. Yes, I'm sure he did. Unknown 13:23 Or during a cavity. Unknown 13:26 Right. I would not think you're doing cavity searches Unknown 13:29 on these put Unknown 13:30 this tongue a booty hole right in the man. That's like, just like when she was taking off his boots. He sat in his day. Alright, now I got a cavity search. You Unknown 13:38 see now I extrapolated that I believe that she was talking to stick when she took his boots exam and that was why she was mad at me. You can't be taking your boots off or sitting here on a calf because I take your boots off and it's like you know what I mean? That's the researcher is gonna tell us that Sally. That's what you think he's like, I'm gonna go down on you and reach all up in here trying to make sure there's no cocaine. I don't think that's how it was working like I want seems way less likely. To meet and Unknown 14:06 he leaves blowing a booty hole. Unknown 14:10 Well, what does that actually accomplish? Unknown 14:12 What does they have? They've had that word right. Unknown 14:16 I think you have a weird relationship Unknown 14:22 relationships but that just takes the cake and then stop. Unknown 14:26 There. But if if what Mike's claiming is true. Unknown 14:30 It was true than if we're just listening to. Unknown 14:36 It just screams crazy on a scale of this is a crazy scale on a scale. Of one to Florida. Where do they were? Unknown 14:43 Definitely ever heard of Florida? Definitely. Unknown 14:46 If they were nice smack dab capital of Florida. They if they weren't Unknown 14:49 the beautiful people that they are in the Hollywood world that they are in they would be Floridians Central Florida right. They try to far away from the waters Unknown 15:00 trying to bring down Amber Heard quick fast in a hurry and I'm quite sure they will. Well there's a lot of people that back Johnny Depp Unknown 15:07 well, like I'm definitely more partial to Johnny Depp and Amber hurt. I mean, he played Hunter S Thompson in a movie. How am I not going to like that guy, right? Yeah, Unknown 15:14 and at the same time, a lot of y'all don't remit well of course. Everybody here remembers the first Nightmare on Elm Street. Yeah. You got got Unknown 15:22 Yeah. And the beer and that's where the blood scene come from. The blood comes out the matches goes all over the ceiling. That was his first movie. Unknown 15:29 Yeah. And then three years later, he was on TV and then did films again. He's he's been Unknown 15:33 around all this is just a defamation joint. Like all he's doing is suing her for fucking slang. Unknown 15:38 Word. It's called romance because I'll go it's like, right there on. Fairfax. Alexandria. One question for you. What the hell were you thinking when you did cry baby? That movie was garbage. That's Unknown 15:51 the question you're gonna ask him. Yeah, there's Unknown 15:53 a deli right across Unknown 15:55 me because, Mr. Depp I was curious. I don't want to billion. What did they offer you when they offered you the script to cry baby? Jump Street for this. It didn't come with cocaine in a jar. Yeah. Did you lose that jar cocaine sometime later and try to find it and never heard snatch isn't where you thought it was Unknown 16:14 and don't even try to hit me because I'm gonna tell you Unknown 16:17 he put his tongue and Unknown 16:18 you think he didn't just see like I don't get it man. I can't put that together like I can understand like what I've read that it sounds like he was inappropriately touching her expecting to find cocaine that he somehow for some reason decided that she had hidden from Unknown 16:32 me but if he's doing a cavity search if he's deep diving in this cavity search it's called turn Central. Sometimes I think your Unknown 16:37 interest is he doing with his tongue first off second off. If he's searching, why is he toss him Unknown 16:46 he's gonna say the problem but the products in there if it's been in it, well Unknown 16:53 pharmacists, thank you How ridiculous is Michael? Unknown 16:56 I know. So I think this whole thing is ridiculous. Because honestly, I've had friends that fight like this and they break up like this. They're both fucked up. Fucked up. Situation is here. dividual instead of burden somebody on Facebook and posting a passive aggressive message. They just sue each other for $50 million. And now it's big thing and it's like, we're talking about this and news is talking about this and like but we're not talking about anything else that's relevant to our lives. Unknown 17:27 We can't talk about Ukraine or anything. Unknown 17:29 I don't give a shit it to rich people are fucking weird because that's what I'm weird to and I wouldn't want any of my listeners out there on public display the weird things. Because Lord Unknown 17:46 TMZ that gives ammunition to the National Enquirer that gives ammunition to Unknown 17:53 their friends, so it just seems like bait to me. We're not even close to the exciting thing. Oh, Unknown 17:57 it's it's the smoke in the mirror. That's what it is. Unknown 18:01 Over here, and don't Unknown 18:04 don't worry about all this other shit that we're up to. Yet. Unknown 18:09 Yeah, well, maybe we will. We're on it. Get there? Unknown 18:14 No, I'm trying to get on the Late Late Show because James Corden is finally getting the hell out. Unknown 18:18 I'm glad you said that. I'm glad you said because I've been holding this question since I've seen this. Okay, Trey, this is for you brother X. Where's your hate gonna go now that he's gonna be off TV two words Unknown 18:28 any going next on the list. Unknown 18:33 So Andy Cohen now jumps to Unknown 18:35 the number one spot for haterade the good old age now. Okay, Unknown 18:39 I'll be glad to play your hand his ball right now. Unknown 18:43 Well, at least we know where the hate is going now that well? What's his name is gone. All Unknown 18:47 right. It's like we know that like the J Unit has at least another year to determine where he's gonna send his his Hey, he hadn't figured out what to do with his hatred of Tom Brady before Tom Brady decided to come back. Keep coming back. He won't retire Unknown 19:01 and he was right. Unknown 19:02 You didn't say that. Unknown 19:03 You did say you were right. You really weren't. Unknown 19:06 And he got next year? Yeah. I'll see if hurt. That's the way he's gonna retire before 45 If he gets hurt, if they don't get fun here. He's playing we spent 45 Well, that'll just be a year right. I Unknown 19:16 thought he was 4244 Unknown 19:19 It doesn't matter. He's in his 40s So he's gonna be hurt just by this for you. All that money. Unknown 19:28 Come on. Unknown 19:29 I say play. I see him playing the 45 Unknown 19:32 really playing poorly till 45 Unknown 19:35 He's been supposed to be playing poorly for a while now. Unknown 19:37 He is 44 Well, yeah, so yeah. 45 Yeah, that's the Unknown 19:46 beauty of hang it up. Unknown 19:47 You gotta get sit down the pastor because if he gets hit by one of these youngins that is fresh in the mind fuck it. Unknown 19:52 Yes amaze last year definitely have grown in chronic don't come back. It'll die out. Unknown 19:56 They might try to come back. I don't like Unknown 19:59 to see him continue to play till he's 50 just to watch. Just to watch this fool get madder and madder year after year. That he's continuing to compete. If he's competitive at 48 You're going to be so fucking out that if they if their blood pressure is gonna go through this. We're saying like think about it if Tom Brady Unknown 20:14 Pressure Monitor now. He was Unknown 20:17 here last night in Tampa. Good job. He won't last that long down here in Tampa. Somebody's bound to get hold of his ass for years somewhere down there. So I'm about to get on the dance. Unknown 20:29 I don't think so. Dude, I think that there's a really good chance that he's moved to a nice tropical climate. And he's feeling good. Not that he's gonna bang and now he's gonna stay protected. He's too. I mean, he could get hurt. It could Unknown 20:41 happen what he'll do but I don't think it's gonna take over be like, Look, I need this person on my line. Unknown 20:46 I think he's gonna wow everyone except for me. Because I'm gonna be like, Yeah, I expected at this point. Unknown 20:50 I think you're gonna be walking across the street. He's gonna walk up on a curb. More than they're gonna call it a lower body injury. Unknown 21:04 The curve is gonna take Brady it Unknown 21:07 could be anything. Incline you got three inches. Unknown 21:10 He's gonna fall and break a hip. It'd be like how did this happen to your fucking old Unknown 21:17 before he does? Unknown 21:18 Break your hip to the wall Walker? Unknown 21:20 Just the you know, Unknown 21:22 knee. Brittle Bones of age will take him out before the NFL. Yes, mostly. Unknown 21:30 One of them young children. Unknown 21:32 I don't disagree that he could get fucked up good by some young buck out there. But I disagree that he's going to be non competitive going forward and Unknown 21:41 being on the team that he's playing. Unknown 21:44 I think it's gonna stay in Tampa. I think he's staying in Tampa to Unknown 21:47 do he's not gonna where else again, na. People are gonna look at them as valuable Unknown 21:53 unless someone helps him some like one year ridiculous as money contract. Unknown 21:58 No, just money rocket app. He's Unknown 22:01 doing it that'd be a lot of money. Unknown 22:04 I'd like take the money and run. That's good philosophy. Unknown 22:07 Take the money and go Unknown 22:09 You're too old to be playing and you don't need this one having a heart attack. Oh, Unknown 22:13 no, no, no. He's gonna have a heart attack. He's just gonna sit there and complain throughout football season whenever Tom Brady does something he doesn't think he has any right to be doing. Football. Oh, sorry. You out. Are you out now? Like I was over last year. I'm pretty over it since the Redskins are Unknown 22:29 over last year. I'm pretty sure it'll be over. Unknown 22:32 What was it commander? Unknown 22:33 I might just want like, just to see what I like my command Unknown 22:36 shoes. I like you know, I Unknown 22:38 mean, see what kind of colors they brought. Watch a game or two of them. Unknown 22:45 Front I'll pay attention. I'm a Redskins fan. So watch what they're doing it I'll be like aware of they're really competitive. Unknown 22:50 What are they doing like stadium wise? I think they're trying to rebuild like another stadium or whatever. I'm not sure what. They tried to do one here in Virginia. Unknown 23:00 Alright, so this is what's going on with them right now. Maryland has the fucking money and they're trying to keep the team in Maryland. There's gonna fuck him Unknown 23:09 and want to stay where they are and rebuild and they're Unknown 23:11 not even going to rebuild the stadium. They're trying to fucking throw the money to the neighborhood around the stadium. You know, I mean to fucking get people there and jobs and all this other shit. DC doesn't have that. They don't have their pockets. Right. So Virginia, muffled was like Nah, we really don't want to but yeah, we got to pockets right? We just don't want it because Amazon. Amazon came through and what's the other people's lawns? Northrop Grumman, Northrop Grumman just came in. So now they got some new should get ready to pop off out here. So they got these two months ago new things just Unknown 23:45 feeling some Amazon tower place in Crystal City. Unknown 23:49 That's taken over and then you got all these data, these data products, the cloud basically. Now they're all over I do I go to these places. They're all over I see a lot of windows. The whole fucking place is just a giant ass warehouse with no fucking window. Unknown 24:09 bathroom break allowance per day. For real Unknown 24:15 time, you know workers rights come right down. I know firing by text. Yep. Unknown 24:19 And I've had a friend text me and say man, I have a really shitty stomach today I hope I don't take more than two minutes shit. But why? Well, cuz I'm getting written up like you need to find Unknown 24:32 pictures like Amazon purchases the back of the truck when I roll but Amazon will not let you take pictures on that property. Amazon Unknown 24:37 just does fuck. I can tell you that. Which makes no sense because I applied to drive a truck and they called me and they were like, Could you pass a drug test? I was like, Nah, we will fuck with you. And they were like why? And I was like, cuz I use marijuana. And they were like, Well, look, we don't test for marijuana anymore. And I was like, Oh, well, that's interesting and they go but if you know if you're in a wreck, we're gonna test you if it's there, we're gonna fire you. And I said well, then you clearly don't understand how marijuana works in the system do like dummy shit I'm not gonna have been saying before but if Unknown 25:05 you fuck up, you're gonna get tested for it. Unknown 25:07 Yeah, so Amazon does not test you when Unknown 25:12 they're gonna lower you and be there for six months. Somebody's gonna tailgate Yeah. And running, not your fault and then you're gonna lose your job. Right? Exactly. How your neck hurts. You're fired. Unknown 25:25 I mean, that's how it is in pharmacy. It's like, if you get hurt. I slammed my finger in a door and I don't tell anyone because I don't want workman's comp because the first thing they're gonna do is drug test me has nothing to do with my work like go home and Unknown 25:43 show up at work. That's so like, we Unknown 25:47 also have a statute of limitations of it. Like you can claim that workers comp later on so like, you know, if you wait a certain amount of time and claim it then they're not gonna be able to drug test and be like, Well, you were clearly fucked up when you did this. Unknown 26:00 No, no, though, because yeah, they will tell you Unknown 26:04 so as you did you first initially did what how long did you wait and then why'd you wait this long? Unknown 26:09 Well, like I got, I got injured. And then the doctor's office misdiagnosed me. And then they eventually properly diagnosed me by the time they properly diagnosed me I quit that fucking Josie that's how you got so then I had to go through a bunch of shit. To prove that it happened at the time that he did. I had to like get one of the homies that work there to come and testify with me at a hearing and everything. So that worked out for me because you know, I had the truth on my side. And so that's one Unknown 26:40 that's one way to loop all right. That was months later, but I smiled you your shoulders fucked up because you fucked up your shoulders. Unknown 26:48 Half of it is softball, softball. The rotator cuff is a softball but the fact that my shoulder is lower than my arm was a pipe that you shouldn't believe is probably at work. But no, because I'm still wanting to clear that up with my boss with the safety guys like bro if I got a guy who probably could not say this right let's say this guy gets hurt at work. Right? Are you going to make this dude pass the cup because he don't like test? You know? Unknown 27:29 I told you I was like, please do not have anyone in your company. Until you have gone like literally until you've gone to a doctor. You've gotten a diagnosis like then you can go but otherwise, every single thing they're like Unknown 27:47 Yeah. We don't know. I'd have to double check. And then later on, it's like, yeah, you said that that asinine? Don't let don't let him know man. I appreciate you. Unknown 27:57 Yeah, it's only decriminalized on a federal level. Unknown 27:59 So no chronic state level state, a state level. Unknown 28:03 So if your company operates in more than one state, it doesn't matter. They will test you and they will use it as an excuse and it all falls on the insurance companies. That's where we need to be looking insurance companies sets the inflated prices. They set the drug tests and say we're not going to cover anybody who's smoking weed. Which completely right then empty out all of your businesses because good luck drug testing, everybody. You're going to have no employees. Unknown 0:03 Well, maybe one that's the sort of thing the fun guy. That's the sort of thing Amazon's labor movement needs to work out. Hey, look, you can't talk to us. Fuck you. Unknown 0:12 Well, they can't keep anybody in there. Unknown 0:15 They can't because their job situation is too fucking shitty. Unknown 0:18 Especially when you're on the news almost every night Unknown 0:21 gig of air one dude was actually in Congress. That guy got fired the union for them which was actually a smart Unknown 0:28 move to the White House. He was on a job for two years so he just been fucking with that shit. Unknown 0:32 Yeah, but he got he got the money for the settlement. Everything man like fucking Dave were supposed to be hiring him back, but I don't think he needs to because they gave him the money for the settlement. Unknown 0:41 Because why would you go back? But why would you ever go back to work with a company you had? Unknown 0:48 He's trying to set up other unions for Amazons and other places. Unknown 0:53 Yeah, he's gonna be a union kingpin one of these Unknown 0:57 by Jimmy Hoffa though you gotta be careful don't get your throat cut because more often Unknown 1:03 than a barrel and like me Unknown 1:05 like fucking them you you say us like I worked at this one spot man. You say union that was a big no, no. You couldn't say no. We're like when I was younger working there. The Union would be outside man handed us flyers to shit. So they ended up getting a security guard shack and all this shit stop the union people from coming. Well, he's more focused, got slick and knew where we were going for lunch because there was only one place to go for lunch. It was a 711 down the road. They will put the fliers in the fucking beer cave and all that shit. You know, it wasn't because that's where the fuck was going? And you know, I mean, smart. And they're like, you know, all we need is one of y'all to say yes. And we're in the build and all we have to do is get a yes like vampires. Invite me and I'm in the building. Unknown 1:51 You said you need three times. It's all over. Unknown 1:54 So fucking three times boss company would set us down and they'd be like, Yo, this How come unions are bad? And then you know, you'd have a couple of us be like, Well, if we had the union, we'd be getting paid more. We'd be getting treated right? This and y'all motherfuckers are fucking us over it. We're busting our ass for this bullshit money that we know we can get more here. You know, the only problem with the union is we don't have our voices talking for us to see these motherfuckers talk. Well, Unknown 2:22 that's the thing right? Once you sign in, they dictate to you in a way that's bosses me. It's it's a tricky slippery slope. Unknown 2:30 I'm paying these models. You got to pay these dudes out of your pocket for these more focus to make sure that you're treated right at work. And if you got any discrepancies, that's when you can be like I were on strike. We just ain't gonna work. Yeah, I mean, if you think everybody will Unknown 2:44 agree to that. You're not really paying to get treated well because I've been I was union for three years. And it was awesome. My insurance was amazing. I paid $5 For everything didn't matter. I had surgery. dollar copay, they charge me but I worked with people that were terrible at their job. I would say to my boss, hey, this isn't a good employee. And they were like, well, you know, what are you gonna do? Yeah, and he's never getting fired. Yeah. Unknown 3:12 And that's the that's the that's the tricky angle that makes it such a difficult thing to try to pass legislation. The Unknown 3:19 worst part was I have to move home now take care of my sick parents. I have to go home and they said, Well, too bad. You can drive 75 miles to Tyson's every day. And I said no, find me a different job. And they were like, it could take a year and a half, but your union so you were not allowed to work in your professional at another job. And I just laughed and I was like, well, that's not going to have money and I'm not going to do that. So come get me. No union thugs ever showed up to beat me up from my pharmacy. Thank goodness but I just told him, You guys, I need money. I know you're protecting people, but you can't prevent me from working. Work state. Right, right. Or Unknown 4:02 there's companies that do have that cause and they're like I worked for a company where I was like, if you ever quit here you can never work for a company in this industry for like X amount of years Unknown 4:11 that did not prevent me Unknown 4:16 my answer that one because watch what the fuck I'm gonna do if I feel like it this company's gonna pay me more. doing the same job I'm doing here with you then. You can kiss per day. I'm gonna keep on getting it gravel. And travel gets like green but from gone. Unknown 4:32 And that's it. You know, you can't stop me from making my livelihood. I get it. The benefits were great, but the work environment was shit. Perfect was really it's always Unknown 4:43 a toss up somewhere because you're gonna latch on to something somewhere regardless of how you you fuck What if Unknown 4:51 that's the issue. What's the what's the proper balance? Yeah. Unknown 4:56 Do you want dictating what you can or can't do? Unknown 4:58 And that's what the fuck we got going on right now everywhere. The workplaces government the whole fucking nine schools, doctors all this shit. That's a man. Why'd we have mothers telling us how the fuck we should be doing what the fuck we Unknown 5:12 want to do if we keep doing it. Unknown 5:15 Like what else can we do? Yeah, what else can we do to make money? Unknown 5:18 What other option is there at the moment? If you Unknown 5:21 guys can help support the show? Unknown 5:23 You know? What are they gonna do? And that's the thing the power relied on. To do that saying No, exactly. It's like how am I going to eat while I'm taking a stand? So they know they have you over a barrel? Yeah. And it is not going to be even Unknown 5:40 on the money to work in some places isn't working. Unknown 5:44 Yes, some jobs are so shitty. You just don't want to do Unknown 5:48 a story not too long ago I saw this yesterday. There was a story about a woman going off on a Dairy Queen employee because here's the reason why. Because they were closing Unknown 6:02 Yeah, sorry. It's time dairy time came along. You know it was Unknown 6:05 like is a blizzard that important is a man's cream cone really that Unknown 6:11 important? You can't just go to the grocery store cop some ice cream. Way Home like they got it. They're Unknown 6:16 really worth cussing out a teenage employee Unknown 6:19 who taught you I need this teenager to scoop ice cream for me. And those are the people Unknown 6:26 that already Exactly. Unknown 6:28 They're just pissed off because they want to be pissed off, right? They Unknown 6:31 can't do that. And the perfect person is somebody that made minimum wage high school who young defend themselves. It happens all the time. Yes, Unknown 6:38 I need to yell at someone without the confidence to yoga Unknown 6:42 was on my way to work on Friday. Stopped into a McDonald's in town to get a cup of coffee I'm looking at was like crew members $14 an hour early number one I make more money than you guys to why the Ill Will then again I understand you're trying to get people in the door. A lot Unknown 7:00 of money for McDonald's. Unknown 7:03 And then they invite you in they immediately cut your hours to like, live in a week. When they say well Unknown 7:11 yeah, yeah. We're giving you 14. How dare Unknown 7:13 you. That's how that's Unknown 7:17 coming to work for the company I work for. Unknown 7:20 It's all like a dope because even in the companies that you work for, you knew like the one I worked for, they'll tell you in a heartbeat like you're lucky to have this job. I can't give the name I'm lucky to have this job. lucky to have me I came in at the time I needed a motherfucker and I needed this space and we both helping each other works at the end of the day. We're both gonna fuck each other at some point. At some point one of us getting fucked that had taken me that's all the funny Unknown 7:49 thing was this time last year I went on that interview three days later got the job. Three days it can happen almost flat out told the person who ended up becoming my boss. I'll start today. Unknown 8:03 I never did that what a motherfucker man like yes you want this? You got it but I can tell you something. Unknown 8:06 I told them on the job now. Unknown 8:09 I told them on the fucker was over. And one point by this dude was interviewing me and I said alright, well, good luck in your search. I've done and I started getting up and he's like, what, what are you doing? And I said I believe in good luck in your search. Nice meeting you Unknown 8:24 have to get on the phone like a couple of times when people will now remember the story I told you about the supervisors job they're like yeah, we're gonna pay 55 55k I'm like yeah, that's it for now. That's You don't sound right. Well, we've been having trouble getting trying to fill this position you go into because you're not paying shit. I make way more than that. Doing fucking less shit and less responsibility. Get the fuck out. You need to match what you need to pay more than what the fuck I'm making for me to take this job. Unknown 8:51 You need to give me more for me to take on more balls because I Unknown 8:55 understand those roles because I've been in those roles. So you can't tell me this and that's the thing I like right now. Because when I was younger, I didn't negotiate my shit. Now I go into places. I'm like, Look, this is what this is what I want. Can you match this? Can you do this for me? If not, then we don't need to talk no further exactly what I said. We don't need to talk after this. If you can't do this for me, then I were good. This is why I'm laying this shit out for you. Did you read the JavaScript? Yeah, I've read everything. I want you to read my shit now. Unknown 9:25 Right? Have you read what I've written? Can you can you this Can you do any of this right here? Because if you can comprehend what I've written and have a conversation, but other Unknown 9:33 than that shit, let's go ahead and cut this conversation short, nice meeting you are right there Unknown 9:37 and the interviewer was like look, this place is X amount of miles away from home. You need to pay me this much so that way I can at least compensate on gas and wear and tear on my car. That and they did it. They made it happen. Unknown 9:53 It's all about asking really because there they are. There is some wiggle room in all, but used to people saying thank God give me a job. Do whatever you want. It's like mindset Unknown 10:07 words where this is what's happening. Unknown 10:12 You want me You better pay to play so I'm Unknown 10:14 gonna catch I work with a witch tripping off of it because they're like, Yo, how'd you come in the door making this Unknown 10:20 one? Why you tell them what? You should have told them what's your man? I Unknown 10:24 don't really give a fuck and I'm like, No, I Unknown 10:26 tell you shit. They're like, Oh, I Unknown 10:28 make this one. You want to make that like why? Have you come to the door and you got more credentials than I got. You're only making that you didn't negotiate your shit. They say man closed mouth don't get fed. Exactly. Exactly. And I'm like y'all motherfuckers incedo Shit. You need to negotiate your mouth. In the interview, that's all you got to fucking do. And most of the time most companies they'll sit there and they'll listen and be like, Alright, cool. We see what you can bring to the table. We'll work with you. Others we like how you just too much Okay, let's go holla at you and then fucking turn around and get a call back from like, get we thought about what you say. I think we might be able to do this but I don't know. You know what I mean? Too late, man. I've already done this. So yeah, it's your opportunity. And I mean, I'm not stressing over shit, man. It's not I'm not doing I'm not this young kid anymore like fucking scrapping for some shit now. Yeah, I mean, Unknown 11:23 like, I'm almost 40 I need to be making X amount. Let's make it happen. And sure enough, they did. The rest is history. With that, so Unknown 11:33 don't do Unknown 11:34 work like that. When I tell you what, but you make more money. Unknown 11:39 Government jobs is like your you can get paid this don't matter. We're not dumb and jobs. It's still there's always like a going rate for this person or this person, or this person. Or like, Unknown 11:56 what you worked yourself up to that spot. Unknown 11:59 What's even going in I mean, even a floor sweeper is only supposed to make, you know, this month or labor or whatever. You're only supposed to be making this much. Unknown 12:07 Do you have a position at your job called floor sweeper? Just a guy? Unknown 12:11 It'd be labor, labor day make him do more Unknown 12:14 than just sweep the floor and everything. That requires not handle. You can't carry like, you Unknown 12:20 know, skill. He's a non skilled labor. Unknown 12:28 Skill is I've literally hired 20 year old to come in and I go hey, can you sweep the floor and they say how though? I'm like, What do you mean? I don't know how to use this. I'm like call it a broom. They call it a sweep. I don't know how to use the sweep. And I'm like, well, guess what? Unknown 12:48 You gotta go. Learn. I don't think I'm a motion. I think that will be I think that at the at the interview. For sure. Yes, that's a sweep. Do you know how to use the sweep? No, I do not. Know what it's for. We'll be in touch. Unknown 13:09 You make this dirt be in a pile over here. I'll clean it up. I don't care. Just switch switch it. Unknown 13:15 Switch it that way. Unknown 13:17 There's still no they just make Unknown 13:20 some pathetic shift. Unknown 13:22 I don't I don't call Unknown 13:27 shutting that down. Coming in any further. I say hello. We don't even agree that Unknown 13:31 I feel like some of these chicks will be like, what's this three legged wooden platform I have to sit on? Well, like just sit Unknown 13:41 there and you figure that out? You figure it out. Unknown 13:42 Right? These are the kinds of things if you don't get it like I can't fuck with you like trying to Unknown 13:46 pose if you don't get it you just don't get like when people Unknown 13:49 talk about the data. Make somebody read. Sorry, before you go out with them. Unknown 13:57 Like I just gonna ask someone to read out loud. If I'm ever hiring. If I have a job where I'm hiring people, yo I need you to read that. Unknown 14:04 Should I ask people the date? Like can you tell me the date I heard a kid apparently law changes in pharmacy I can hire a 17 year old I didn't hire him. He shows up. He doesn't know the numbers. He came to me he goes Hey, what are the num what number is March? I was like what do you want to use? This morning was tripping balls because so nice and adorable. But he said what number is March I said what number? And he goes yeah, like which number is it? And I'm like it's three and four weeks and I told this kid. Look I'm giving you homework I know it's a retail job. It's your first job whatever. But if you don't learn the dates because you just got into high school Don't you have to write your date on top of that. We don't even use paper and like a decrepit like the Cryptkeeper age and I had the telephone. Please learn the months because he asked the patient. He she said what numbers Unknown 15:10 were on so I was telling you I used to work at when I was younger when I was first hired in there that you had a math test and a spelling test. That's what they gave you. You know, I mean, because standard, they wouldn't they wouldn't hire you unless she was either married or in the military. Me and this one guy. We were the first two kids fresh out of high school hard in this place. Right? Everybody started to take this test. Over time they stopped doing that test. They said it wasn't it wasn't ethical for them to use that test. Right. So when I got hired back at this place again a few years back, the people that were there and I'm looking at these young kids, I'm like yo these motherfuckers can't do basic math, and they can't read the fucking labels. See that's what happens when you go and I used to ask the managers it used to be I'm like, yo, there used to be a test these motherfuckers have to take right? It's not a matter of fact look, they give it to everyone I say go get One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, and have them read the first five pages of that book. Unknown 16:13 You're gonna have a guy in here sweeping the floor. Guess what? I don't give a shit if he's going to read Dr. Seuss to me like I want to know how to use a suite and do a great job and not everybody is Unknown 16:27 simply sweep the floor Unknown 16:28 thing. That's where you start to have to you have to break people down into categories and that's where it starts getting weird. It's like a weird you know, brave new world scenario where you're giving people designations because if you're coming in sea floor and you're gonna do a kick ass job, I don't give a shit what you read. As long as you're a good person you show up and you can sweep the shit out of that floor. But if your son people drugs and putting chips in literally the very first day we had a lady come in, she poured the pills in her hand and she used the spatula to count them into a bottle I'm not joking my boss, like are weeping punked is Ashton Kutcher. He's like it's Ashton Kutcher gonna come out and talk some shit right now. And I'm like, I don't know what's happening. I had to tell this girl. You can't put people's prescription in your hand and count them but Unknown 17:16 do you realize what you're doing? Unknown 17:20 She should have been rated as a sweet like Unknown 17:23 Did she has a degree in pharmacy? Unknown 17:26 She was a yes she this was a student so she is in pharmacy school they go through rotate. What people normally in the industry can tell free labor. Normally we give them products. I've never been cheap freely. Unknown 17:38 I've never done pharmacy work. If I have seen people putting pills into bottles, not using their hands. So I'm sure that the very least Unknown 17:48 I can nobody has ever ever done it except this one at the very least through the world. I Unknown 17:52 am sure I could do that right out the gate. Like if you brought me in. I might I might not know exactly what to do. But I'll bet you I would have that covered. Unknown 18:00 I bet you would have to look at the person to your left and your right. Spatula by fives. And I've literally said to you the phrase, Hey, make sure you count by fives. But I you know I didn't think I would have to add the part where it said don't count by fives in your hand. You know your human hand. That is just getting your skin cells all over like, Would you want that? That's all I don't know. I Unknown 18:24 don't like it when someone I know hands me a pill. I don't like Unknown 18:27 when people touch anything and it's going in my mouth. That sounds bad as soon as I said it Yeah, I knew it. It was stopping sound travels fast. It's just physics Unknown 18:47 Watch out Johnny Depp. We'd like to thank you for listening. We'd like to encourage you to be nice to people that look like you won't be nice people that don't look like don't be a dick. Unknown 18:58 But spot a little bit ladies and gentlemen keep moving Unknown 19:01 forward. It's actually mental health and wealth and protect your energy. Unknown 19:05 It is mental health awareness month. So man look, go out there. Check your shit out. Sit down, talk to a therapist. Man. It's not gonna hurt. Unknown 19:13 That's a month. Right? Unknown 19:14 Please. Just once. One time, go talk to a therapist. Once again, let's get ahead. Unknown 19:23 Let's don't hurt yourself. Shut the fuck up. You hurt everybody else too. Unknown 19:28 It's really good to just be able to figure out how to sort your shit. Yep. Unknown 19:33 Yep. But yeah, so Anyway, thanks again for listening. Don't forget we love you very much love you. I believe in you. You can do it and peace be with you. Yeah, that's that's a mighty big bear. Right there. I am really fucking tired I'm very pleased with the progress made So Murni while ago wish for gravel road Morrison true insurance. Smith Smith. is June based on last month banks baked off us most. Know everything else Ladies They all get in trouble. Site This this lesson bullish bullish bullish bullish this so bullshitting? 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