00:00:06:28 - 00:00:51:02 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, once again, it is for the 779th time to make so many friends show featuring that dude that changed vibe and take that you. Hey, I'll be there. What is your barber going to have the hands of? Merlyn tries to bitch as well as that dude called Mike a mr. Statham. The recipes are all behind me. 00:00:51:02 - 00:01:13:20 Unknown I am Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason Infringer Tower and look at those. It would not be a foul. She would like the whole house bouncing up the couch. Man, My man is light in the couch and his spark matches got a little pot rack going on. But there's always a little hangman at the flier somewhere. Throws the guy dead. 00:01:13:20 - 00:01:36:22 Unknown We got a favor go to show. Just started like me. Find someone, a dude. I'm jinxed. Bob Barker. Yeah. I didn't even know it's me. Even though 36. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just tell me what's a day. Here's all he really not dare wait. Asked Wednesday. No, it was yesterday. Yeah, he died yesterday. Sunday. Oh he got some pussy over on it, huh. 00:01:36:25 - 00:02:00:11 Unknown I'd say it's a distinct likelihood if I was getting pussy. I guess I'm positive. Dave Rada whenever our attack answer. So you think you're going by heart attack? Oh, death after heart attack, Zombie. Ain't nobody going to be around when I'm out there twitching and twerk and I'm twitching, you know? Okay. You know, I could see that I don't want to worship, but I don't see you know, my own mind kind of individual. 00:02:00:12 - 00:02:20:23 Unknown You just I've received a five year delay. It's going to be on 2020. Supposed to look like that is fine by any measure. Yeah. This is like flails. Like one is fine. He's not brain still he's gone now and got him like that for the day. And Max, say who's going to find you old man fishing You know he's going to be an old man. 00:02:20:23 - 00:02:46:16 Unknown That was fishermen owned by an old man fishing. It might be the economy more for he'll pass out on the boat and fuck your neighbor like it is a body of very gillnet. Could you killing that and get in it is bloody giving that doing a bloody bloody game in that what's good out there today. Let's just have Bob Barker going. 00:02:46:18 - 00:03:08:16 Unknown He got us through a lot of sick days after school or during school To Bob Barker. Some ginger ale and saltine crackers, huh? I mean, Bob Barker was good for the soul man. Don't forget to have your pet spider. Oh, yes, that whole thing. Yeah, it's all pet population spayed or neutered. Find it very amusing that the Jew with his matches is completely unable to light his joint. 00:03:08:16 - 00:03:29:29 Unknown I want to fuck. And he's got the Bob Barker Mike Bailey still using, even though he just bob with Bob Barker. But I know you have a lighter day. He could easily ask for his. It's lit rich. You seen him? Do see the end? Fix it They are not asking enough initially it is Don't work. He just You need to come on Huh? 00:03:30:02 - 00:03:52:16 Unknown I don't know, bro. You know that's smoking marijuana. Like, do you know we're all that best way to tie? What's wrong with you? Just freaking a little. Let me get my girlfriend first one. That's it. Time got him in here with them. Enough. Now. Let's have a look at our pre dark girlfriend and just the one eight year old whose prior family fucking matters. 00:03:52:17 - 00:04:18:19 Unknown Are you saying the are they point the shit about now but this may made a great day out there Ladies and gentlemen, heads up. The jury is and actually go to bed. He's in rare form. We barely started the show and he's already ready for bed and lot. I should be in bed upstairs. He might need your light after he forgave my team 100% on the field a day that goes on there. 00:04:18:22 - 00:04:44:01 Unknown Kickball, sun. Oh, I see what has happened. He started drinking a kickball. And we want a game of Adria. Yeah. So start started them, huh? Tamper. This game started at 1005. So you started drinking before then. So it had to be about 930 when you started. Right about breakfast time. Mimosas, mimosa time. So did you start with Moses? 00:04:44:01 - 00:05:14:25 Unknown Yeah. Rum and ginger was not a mama. Somebody's mouth, huh? It was. WOMAN After we play kickball, that's what I was going to call because I sounds like a Jew. Jew. Moser To me, right? I didn't get into water was a little bit cold. I got it bad, knee high, and that was about it. Oh, baby, you to say you got in the water, man, If you. 00:05:14:27 - 00:05:32:21 Unknown I didn't even count. I didn't even need to draw. You got it? It just enough to get to meet cats, right? I mean, you know, if you stay still, it'll keep your balls out. That's like, Yeah, I will. Now talk about me a little bit. Silly. Yeah. Putting the balls in a whole different game. You're going to a whole nother level. 00:05:32:21 - 00:05:51:13 Unknown You might as well go to your head if you it. Once they got in bed I said look, no temperature on the ball and the badge is a whole different scenario. I don't know what it is on the badge, but it's a lot colder on the ball. But you know, all the vagina parts are like inside and the testicles are outside for a reason. 00:05:51:15 - 00:06:08:02 Unknown So I can't. It's a lot more surface area nut. Do you remember that episode of South Park where Randy had a big balls and everybody ended up with the big balls because they were trying to get medical cannabis. And then in the end, after his balls got all big, he had like a just surgery to get rid of them. 00:06:08:04 - 00:06:30:08 Unknown But then they made a jacket out of the scrotum for his wife day and and she loved it. She was like a shrink. So it gets cold? Yeah. Yeah. Huh? Yeah. Where would that cold water hit? You not say I was yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll be following this show. That should hit. She's, like, taking a bath in a river or a pond as well. 00:06:30:09 - 00:06:48:19 Unknown I would never get another cigaret. Hey, man, it happens, huh? Oh, man, I'm going to wash it off in the creek before a black tie. I don't get it. Neither one of those damn things. What? Mike, you're just a silly guy. No, I will. I will not get no river or lake, but you could stay in and knows you're not going to drown in that. 00:06:48:22 - 00:07:13:27 Unknown I still don't get it. No. He's worried about the thing that's in the water. They. They. This is bacteria that I'm thinking about constantly. I mean, even pool's got stagnant water that you should really be concerned about. If you get a well flowing creek. I wouldn't get in this drought They were that open source are shit brown ladies going in regular skin and in light you know so you going to happen to shit day I'm stutter got a fucking shot get another shot. 00:07:13:28 - 00:07:31:02 Unknown Yeah I finish I float this float of atonement but I'm floating down a rabbit head Anderson and no even no the mascot is bathing themselves and they're putting out their little back. They're using up in that more vulgar shit with the falconer. So, yeah, I. I'm still going to flow now. No, I'm good, but I ain't floating in like that. 00:07:31:02 - 00:07:49:07 Unknown Of course they're not. Like I know when I flown to say nobody should be there, Nobody should be there. White folks swimming in it. Well, they're just trying to get the point there they ain't afraid of Nobody's due to be here. I mean, after that point, like, once you hit that certain age, then people look like they were let down with their life. 00:07:49:07 - 00:08:08:18 Unknown Really? And out of me. That's like Florida, man. Yeah, man, that it was just a four day over. It was like, you know, forget how to live through. No shit. We got a third coming by. Me and Anna. Gosh, you're going to do that again? No, nothing. Yeah, there's no good could come from that. Not in Anacostia. There's no good. 00:08:08:18 - 00:08:33:09 Unknown Not at all. Not at all. Especially after good fucking heavy rain. You still got all that sewage coming home. Are just fucking discuss nasty shit, right? Just thinking about it. Just fresh, fresh meat. Fresh meat house pouring out and skating. Yeah, Mike, just really getting visual with you. It's just bad. And you couldn't drink because you just take things so far. 00:08:33:09 - 00:09:01:03 Unknown All right? But I already just know how fucking nasty that fucking shit is. It's just. Oh, man. Growing up and going out that motherfucker every other weekend, knowing how nasty that shit is, they talk about, Oh, man, it's great. No, it ain't Top Chef. No, I ain't. That's one of my hookers. Where if I had to fight a horde of fucking zombies or a swim to get to safety through the Anacostia, have take on the Horde. 00:09:01:03 - 00:09:23:01 Unknown So let me ask you this. If you were like in the recent bad times in Hawaii, but you had a buyer, it's going to kill you and your children, or do you take them into the Anacostia? Oh, Jesus. See where you put the kids at it. Hey, look. And you try to keep your head above the water. You don't let it go out there. 00:09:23:07 - 00:09:42:08 Unknown That in your face. No dancing in your mouth. Do not be in this water. I'm going to driving straight dry. She gets in your mouth open, you know. But is that the think about it. Just being on your skin is slimy and fucking fucking foul. That shit is. Well, yeah, if I. If I had to save them. Yeah. 00:09:42:08 - 00:09:55:06 Unknown We got to jump in and of course I'm saying like I saw this video of this couple trying to get out of Maui during a fire and the cops kept turning them back whenever they got to get out. When they were about to get out there, I ended up just leaving their car, getting in the water with the kids. 00:09:55:07 - 00:10:09:09 Unknown Yeah, you got to do something. I'm not going to stay. You told me. Turn around. Go back to where the fucking fire is. They were like, Oh, we're about to be gone. And then they're like, Oh, shit. And now the cops telling us, Go back. The cops are in the back multiple different, probably like you. What the fuck you going to do at this point? 00:10:09:09 - 00:10:23:08 Unknown Like if I drive past you now, you know there's a fire going on and a cop said, No, you got to turn around. Fuck you. I'ma keep on going. What are you going to do, Arrest me, bitch? No, you ain't got time to do all that. Yeah, dude, it sounded like you ain't got time to do that. Shoot. 00:10:23:08 - 00:10:46:24 Unknown Fuck you right now. Turkey's on fire right now. Everything is on fire. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's. Everything's now. Sun on fire. The world is ablaze. Not just California. Wildfire. Well, it's not just fires either. Like the world is ablaze with madness. Oh, yeah. All over this crazy are know across the fucking globe. And while that's happening, BRICS is fucking getting more and more people added to it. 00:10:46:26 - 00:11:02:06 Unknown They just put the Middle East in their shit. Right now we're about to lose the value of the dollar. Oh, yeah. Take our economy. Oh, yeah. And it's all because of the way we've been doing things in Ukraine, like way to spur in the rest of the world to not want to have anything to do with us. Like, Hey, all right, cool. 00:11:02:14 - 00:11:21:05 Unknown But year after year, we create new wars. I mean, other than the four years that Trump was involved, like, we didn't actually have any new wars under Trump, yet every other president in my lifetime creates wars. That's all they do. That's their business for that conflict, their military conflicts, because never has Congress actually authorized us going to war since World War Two. 00:11:21:07 - 00:11:41:29 Unknown So we've just been in military conflict after military conflict because we're just made up the military industrial complex I learned this about before it killed Kennedy. Yeah. You know, so I'm looking at Robert f k j baby. Best option we got right? Yeah. And, you know, that's I don't think I would notice a mandate. They're really trying to shut that motherfucker down. 00:11:42:00 - 00:12:02:13 Unknown I like you. Yeah, well, that's why that's why the Biden administration won't provide him with Secret Service protection because they're to bleed him out. Yep. Like, literally and figuratively, We're like, Oh, fiscally as well. Right? This shit is starting to get old and retired. Well, it's really. It's really fucking dictatorial, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a dictatorship bullshit. 00:12:02:15 - 00:12:20:27 Unknown And it's the Democratic Party doing it. Joe Biden and his fucking fucking cronies. It really is. Because you see, they're really putting it right there in front of your face to see this shit right here. It is. Like it's really high enough. You have to want to not believe. Did not believe what's going on. You want to be out of it. 00:12:21:00 - 00:12:44:19 Unknown You want to try to be willfully ignorant like we say. Uh huh uh huh uh huh. But yeah, I mean, the stuff that's coming on, dude. Vicious even on the road, man. Like, I'm tired of these motherfucking goddamn road warriors, these vigilantes that think they got to control the flow of traffic and, like. All right, so, you know, Mr. Unit drives, right? 00:12:44:21 - 00:12:59:17 Unknown I see a motherfucker like Mr. Unit coming. I see him in the mirror. I'm going to get over. Let them off. They have that lane, you know what I mean? And make sense. Not fucking get in that lane when I see him coming to slow the fuck down and try to stop this motherfucker from doing what the fuck he's doing. 00:12:59:17 - 00:13:18:24 Unknown Like, Look, if a motherfucker want to be ignorant on the road, let him being there on the road. Just get out that motherfuckers way. Let him be in there in peace. But then when you try to fucking stop for shit, all you're doing is causing more of a fucking problem on the goddamn road for every fucking body else that's just trying to go home. 00:13:18:28 - 00:13:36:10 Unknown I mean, it's the same way somebody's going 80. Somebody's going 50. You go right behind them. Reiner a 50. He's gonna drive around Omaha, do what you like. You got a problem? Once you got a problem with somebody, do it. When you going? 60 years ago. You never want to go 80 your life care. Here's the other shoe where you're going 84. 00:13:36:10 - 00:13:53:26 Unknown I'm ready to face somebody. People that want to input on other people's lives. Yes. For no fucking me. Like if you know me, if I know you and you're driving 80 and I know you're driving 80 and like we do periodically, we give you shit about it. You know, that's probably not the best route, you know what I mean? 00:13:54:03 - 00:14:13:01 Unknown But, like, that ain't the business to somebody. They don't know you until you run into them or literally almost cause a wreck with them. If you stay the fuck out of people's way. I don't fuck with people that you ain't got no business fucking with. Stay in your lane. Stay in your lane, motherfucker. 5758. Don't make nothing. Not marriage. 00:14:13:05 - 00:14:28:28 Unknown Ready. How's it going so far? There won't be none. Right. Right. The fuck, folks? That being the passingly going fuck the woman. Get the fuck on over. But then when you get over to try to pass them in the right, they won't speed up. All of a sudden they don't want you to fly. It's great having a vet. 00:14:28:28 - 00:14:43:27 Unknown I tell you what. 80 like, bitch, I got over to get away from you, but now I'm right back behind you. Now you want a break check? Yeah, because your stupid ass don't want to get the fuck over. But if you let me pass you, it'll be good If you are driving down a road that ten miles long. 00:14:43:27 - 00:14:59:23 Unknown And at the end of that ten mile road, you got to turn left and there's two fucking lanes. Stay in the right lane till about nine, nine and a half miles. You know what I'm saying? Stay the fuck out of the way. Leave the light on and drive the left lane because they're going to turn my skirt and I'll save. 00:14:59:25 - 00:15:19:09 Unknown Turn out. Hey, Mark, a buddy, maybe a van. He'll know when they get him. Return seven and a half miles and run out. Bitch at 47. Well, it's 55 versus God damn when you ain't got two family members. And some will drive you appropriately. Bitch like me Better match yourself. Well, look, my God. Damn, you got yourself mirrors on your car. 00:15:19:16 - 00:15:37:07 Unknown You got two eyes in your head. Go years on your bodies and pay attention to the shit going on in the vehicles around you. You either slow down or speed up. I'm on my phones all day long. The 66 year old man just looking right at me. And I'm like, Because I'm slow. I'm coming at you, lowering your mirror. 00:15:37:07 - 00:15:56:23 Unknown But you notice that instead of going around, I see the black around me because I'm all the way too far right lane. And then if he wants to just get over a quick and just slow down and just stare at me in the mirror the whole time, I'm looking at John's number and I'm looking over here. To me, when you were just rising over to the left, just laying next over minding your business, doing you, do you, Bill? 00:15:56:29 - 00:16:14:07 Unknown Well, this bill means you stay out of the way, you know, and play just to help the way get the fuck out of the way. Like I see a lot of accidents. I've seen a lot of accidents this past week happened just because motherfuckers want to be fucking these guy David Road vigilantes, you know, give a shit. I just don't shit. 00:16:14:10 - 00:16:32:09 Unknown I mean, it was 70 flying down my folks in 66 now, because that's how slo mo me die. It's fucking terrible. I'm not 17. I'm flying my movies. I'm out of the debate and out of lanes and shit on my bro. Why are you doing it? I'm in a big ass truck actually doing the squealing because I have to and they fucking still driving fucking slow as shit. 00:16:32:09 - 00:16:56:11 Unknown I'm like, if I'm doing the speed limit, I'm even doing sometimes five miles under, you know what I mean? Yeah. And he's going slower than me and I'm in a tanker. Like, there's no reason for you to be driving too slow for me. Yes, because I got wait in the back in this motherfucker. But for you know, I mean, 2 hours down the fucking road, it's hard to teach people how to drive even when you see them doing shit and you know them and you're like, Why are you doing this? 00:16:56:18 - 00:17:18:18 Unknown The thing that hurts my nerves now think they're being safe by driving slower? Is fucking it out of your danger by driving as slow as you are? Yeah. If you're in a 55 going 45, you are the danger because you are Walter White. The shit I've learned would be right. Someone's around morning at seven at the minimum time. 00:17:18:24 - 00:17:36:29 Unknown At the minimum. The thing that gets me is the people that are driving slower, they don't pay attention to what's around them because their drivers are like, I'm good because they think they're going around me. Do something else. I can't get around because this asshat next to you is doing the same twice now and it's 55. Sir, you can just drive around me, like failing to find somebody else going too slow as they are. 00:17:36:29 - 00:17:58:29 Unknown Right next to right next to fucking road deserting. Motherfuckers don't pass. Don't trucks and tractor trailers anymore. They stay right next to all that is the worst spot to be in If you're a fucking driver like no, get past a motherfucker or get behind them. You know what happens to large vehicles periodically? They have these inexpensive tires cause they're trying to save money. 00:17:59:01 - 00:18:20:03 Unknown Their tire explodes you right? Then blow out all your glass goes. And you're lucky if the vehicle doesn't overtake you and kill you. Oh, you know, like you driving slow and creating awkward spaces around you and your behind you and in front of you, who bleeds? People don't want to get in front of you when you're coming. Do you ever have somebody jump out in front of you? 00:18:20:04 - 00:18:35:21 Unknown Are you driving on the road? Like if you're if there's nice space in front of you, enough time, they can take someone to want to jump out in front of you. They're going to tell you you're going so slow. They see that you got 15 motherfucker stacked up behind you. They're going to do all it's in their power if they're paying attention to get the fuck out of here. 00:18:35:22 - 00:18:58:00 Unknown I don't know what it is, so I'll just pull out in front of me, like, because you're a fucking problematic already on the roads already. I'd rather see three axes this week, man. Just some motherfuckers trying to slow somebody else down or. Or not let a motherfucker pass or not let a motherfucker murders like the arcades. We just have assholes the fuck out in a way and let people merge. 00:18:58:00 - 00:19:16:10 Unknown Like when I'm going down the road and there's somebody trying to merge. If I got the clear lane next to me, guess what I do? I get the fuck out. Yep. Even some asshole like that. You going to pass? You know, I get over that because I don't want him running into my watch. These motherfuckers that the faster guy go by because then they get to take a fucking drive to fuck you. 00:19:16:10 - 00:19:32:09 Unknown Tom, You want to run 90, right when he blows by me at 90 and I'm going 75 in a fucking 65. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to run it up to a little bit less than that for I'm gonna let this bull get out there on his ass where he stands on the brakes. 00:19:32:09 - 00:19:51:10 Unknown Guess when I'm ready, I will slow the fuck down. Yeah, because that's how you smash the brake. I'm taking all the gas and I'm coasting. And you're already going slow because these are your AC or polar basic drive. These are my focus, man. They come. Come back to work now. See, a bitch is gonna be worth 66. Ain't gonna be so bad. 00:19:51:17 - 00:20:10:23 Unknown So fucking bad It sucks now when like there's going to be terrible man. And come to work title. This might be one or two. I kill everybody back to where we're gonna be fucking six and say, Say we do get some snow. There's no place to push it. There's no place on fucking 66 to push it all the way to the end. 00:20:10:25 - 00:20:28:10 Unknown Well, you got to play shit over and lift it up over the the lip. You can't. There's no lip there. They don't have to take the wolves out in order for you to actually snow from there. There's no place for shit to go. You can't put him in the middle lane. No, because the expressway somewhere. So are you telling me that the government redid the roads? 00:20:28:10 - 00:20:47:11 Unknown I didn't think it out very well. Absolutely no. Independent contractor. The roads and the government. It. Yeah. They approval the state. The state. Do you. But here's the other part because you can see it when it rain when it would rain remember how it would rain. Michigan get all flooded. There's no place for the water to drain. So it would just go over the bridge. 00:20:47:11 - 00:21:07:15 Unknown You go over every bypass, you see water just flowing over in traffic and shit. I'm like, man, there's not even the drainage isn't even set up right. Like it's going to be a pro. If we have a winter, 66 is gonna be fuck the fuck I it's going to be bad because when they plow, they plow five deep shoulder lane, lane, lane, lane, lane. 00:21:07:17 - 00:21:21:07 Unknown It's all got to get pushed to one side. But the thing is they're going to come and jump saying bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. So you're going to have to push my plan. Truck said, Yeah, a mile an hour. They're going to push it all to the right, but there's no place for what it is. There's no place to put it. 00:21:21:07 - 00:21:36:28 Unknown There's nowhere to put it. They can't even push it. But so far, exact lane down one lane is going to be shut down. It's going to have at least one. That's it. You got to have one if you're lucky. And they're going to work out a second. If you're really lucky, you got to figure out how that's just going to melt because there's no place for it to fucking go. 00:21:37:00 - 00:21:53:23 Unknown I'm like, Yeah, I'm looking at it. When it rained and I notice they show my gear if we actually get a fucking winter man, fuck 66 Bury No, you can't go. You're not going to be able to go nowhere, especially if you get stuck on at its worst. I know 60 miles was bad back in the day on our space to push off the shit on. 00:21:53:23 - 00:22:08:05 Unknown Anyway, when you get out there in the snow and they took away all that space on the shoulder and it's all gone. I come to you there in the El Camino once I did about 15, well, about six or seven slides back and forth, you know, where I was just 180 and going down the road and El Camino. 00:22:08:05 - 00:22:27:18 Unknown I'm like, Well, I managed to keep the front end going in the right direction pretty much the whole time. But the rear end come around on me like, many times. Yeah. And I just kept going, drove through it. But like, man, that road ain't no good. Nine And the way they've rebuilt it, like it's rebuilt high speed blast off, you know, there's nobody else on it. 00:22:27:19 - 00:22:52:24 Unknown Yes, but man, it sucks out of Valencia. Yeah. What mostly plays on it if you are, you can open up over 100 whatever it after fucking midnight on that bitch from 60 miles of it but that it ain't where the fuck you know economy wise, fucking recreational or anything where you're paying to go to work the money that you have to pay because that should changes every fucking day. 00:22:52:27 - 00:23:14:26 Unknown Like Bush. I think it was Thursday, it was like ten something. Friday it was nine something. Which actually is that. That's the one by my job. The balls for taxi to get on the expressway there it was $10 like ten 1040 There was a 47 Ford in Janesville. Yeah. Three time of two miles. Yeah. Yeah. I take Centerville to an asshole. 00:23:14:28 - 00:23:35:10 Unknown Which. 28. 28, 20. Yeah. Central Mass. So that's like two miles. Yep, three miles. And then when I started out there, it should be 875 teams that pay this before 20 like six months ago now. 650 And that's the thing that gets me with it. It fluctuates every day. You never paying the same price. You never in traffic. 00:23:35:10 - 00:23:55:01 Unknown The last traffic don't depend on either. Yeah. Unless you're on for 95 or you're heading to like New York or shit, you pay the same price with all the toll going up, it's always the same. But. Virginia Yeah, but. Virginia shit, that shit fluctuates every fucking day. It's never the same price. Sounds like a really. So I wrote. 00:23:55:01 - 00:24:10:27 Unknown I don't know. Like I said, that's going forever. It was a 65 or Sarah, whatever that is to dollars. Attention. Get going that way. Yeah. The whole fucking with the whole goddamn road, whole farmer road to our tents and that's it. What you going to Virginia. That shit changes and coming back is different every day. It's a scam. 00:24:11:00 - 00:24:32:05 Unknown Oh, yeah. That's independent of our just as Robin mowers of it as a part of it. That's why they get these little fake people coming over every time I turn left, you know? Get over now, Lane. Get over Neil Lane. You got two trucks driving time. I get over to driving for no reason, and then you get up front and then a motherfucking front end because those motherfuckers work with the other motherfuckers that put Brice up. 00:24:32:07 - 00:25:00:19 Unknown Right. So this Mark house conspiracy before he started buying the contract to try to push the people off the road to get on easy pass lane because he weighed both of them offers making money that's cash spares so that have just instead of just driving to driving trucks with it with the lane and sign going over there and they just ride doing about 30 days in a row going up they just right fucking up driving like a motherfucker brown until they finally get the fuck off. 00:25:00:20 - 00:25:21:28 Unknown You got the crash cushion and you got the fucking sign saying Lane closed ahead. And it's a moving lane closure like. But there's nothing there. It's his Every day He's right. It's every day. There's two at one time and a pickup truck. Ladies and gentlemen, you've heard this house conspiracy here. Just right, friend. Show 66 is being utilized to take advantage of the citizenry. 00:25:22:00 - 00:25:40:04 Unknown It's been that way in Virginia. That is why people freaked out when they first came out. What did they want is $70 and try to D.C. You have 60 bucks to try to do this. 12 miles and miles of people freaked out. You know what? This was personal for me. You know, for me the most about it. This is the primary quarter corridor into the city from the rest of the country, the metro here. 00:25:40:05 - 00:26:12:28 Unknown And this is where the cat room, right? This is where Americans want to come to see the nation's capital because their favorite, fabled great place to see, you know, freeing the brave on air, land of the free, the capital of the land of the free and you got to pay 50 bucks or 100 bucks just to drive your child in the places, just to show them the places of history that the monuments to all the things that we're supposed to be proud of and aware of and not even necessarily proud of, just aware of like the Vietnam Memorial. 00:26:12:28 - 00:26:39:02 Unknown Right. Like that's there to remind us to not go to war in stupid situations. You know, something that, you know, that's tucked away in behind some bushes and shit, although I never get overgrown, you know, it's not overgrown, but that the bushes, the canopy on it now, it's a it's a fucking enclosure like almost. Oh well, I can tell you this man should fucked up, but absolutely seriously fucked up shit going on out here. 00:26:39:04 - 00:26:57:04 Unknown And it's kind of. It's kind of a problem. Problem made the word fucking proud. It's almost so to the point where it's like, Now you know what the real problem is? Well, fucker, we're like, on the verge of World War Three and nobody wants to admit it. Yeah, yeah, nobody. He wants to talk about the last three. Me I'm waiting to see what's happening with Taiwan now. 00:26:57:04 - 00:27:20:04 Unknown Like, that's going to be a whole nother fucking mess of bullshit. Gary, come. We've still got one more year. It didn't. They don't have that. Then we got the election. You get ready. Come on. Which is going to be even bigger share of a whole bunch of people going back and forth, arguing over two old individuals instead of really fucking trying to say, Who do we Can we get up here to make something happen if we get up in this war, the parties cared about the American citizens citizenry. 00:27:20:07 - 00:27:36:28 Unknown They would have us voting for people that are not Donald Trump care. They did them. The Dems can't really put a ban back. They will. They will. They want to. They don't want to. They don't want to. But they they want to run Gavin Newsom because he's done such a bang up job of California. They want to bring that debacle the rest of the fucking country. 00:27:37:00 - 00:27:56:25 Unknown It's just something else going on out there. Conscionable. No, man, you can't have that man as your spokesperson. And Bernie, they don't give a shit. They got that one bitch in Congress is just fucking invalid at this point. That Dianne Feinstein. Yeah, she's an invalid, but fucking over the rights of her life to her child. Boy Yeah. Yeah. 00:27:56:28 - 00:28:19:19 Unknown All policies. Yeah. She still gets to say yay or nay, even though she can't even say yea or nay being told to do it. It's wild. Things are wild. Being absolutely wild. Like did you see the general on Tucker on Twitter? Oh my God, General Douglas MacArthur or something like that. He's a retired member like general of, you know, America. 00:28:19:22 - 00:28:43:13 Unknown Yeah. And dude, he was talking about how he goes, Look at Ukraine. He's running out of people, right? So they're acting like this war so important. Who's going to be there to fight it when the Ukrainians run out of people? Yeah, it's going to be us. But here's the problem. We don't have the fucking state of the art warfare machine that we need to have to go to war with a nation like Russia or China. 00:28:43:15 - 00:29:01:14 Unknown But we don't have the infrastructure, we don't have the facility to do. So. He's like, we would get wiped out if we do this and nobody wants to admit that other than fucking, I don't know, ex fucking generals. Why would we want to listen to those guys? I mean, because they're on it, so they must be right wing, So they must be lying. 00:29:01:14 - 00:29:20:22 Unknown That's what a lot of people are going to say. Just go right off. We'll see gas as soon as fucking if somebody goes on. One of the shows that they stated that the ice cube like that, she got to be like these motherfuckers on Twitter with Tucker. I saw parts of it, but I'm like, these motherfuckers, like, just ran Ice Cube threw dirt on my house for doing that because they said he didn't take the vaccine. 00:29:20:22 - 00:29:38:08 Unknown Lost eight, $8 million. He's like, you know, I didn't have. Yeah, exactly. How are you going to sit it out? Like I say, he goes, Man, how do I lose money? I never have. I never lost a day. He goes, I'm not. That's why. So whatever show Method Man is awesome. Show what a 50 cent show. I think it's power or something. 00:29:38:11 - 00:29:54:11 Unknown And Red Man was on as his brothers and everybody asks him why you're white and red man come back to reprise his role as your brother. He said, Man, he didn't want to take the Brad man say he didn't want to take it. They said, Fuck it. They had somebody else that did take it. And we're first line is he's like, No shot. 00:29:54:12 - 00:30:13:18 Unknown Yeah. And I'm like, You can't fault them. Like, they made it to the point where it was. You remember how to say how to divide people now was on vaccine tracks. Now here's the new line is it was transgender and not you know, I mean if you if you don't agree with the transgender movement and shit, then fucking fuck you. 00:30:13:20 - 00:30:38:09 Unknown Like, wait a minute, man. Now, this is the thing, man, they're trying to make. If you're anti-trans, you're anti-gay and everything. Yeah, I guess because it's all not the same. Exactly. Like just because somebody doesn't like something doesn't mean they're against all of humanity. I mean, it's like this was just there's certain things that I don't agree with that you seem to fucking agree with, and we can agree to disagree. 00:30:38:09 - 00:30:54:13 Unknown That's why these two that's the thing that's really annoying to me is that people that want to like, have all this shit in school for five year olds and shit, they are religious about it and I don't want religion involved with any of this shit. Well, see, that was I remember that big ass argument when we was in school, how they were like, you know, they didn't want to have religion in school. 00:30:54:17 - 00:31:19:24 Unknown Hey, then you can't say separation of church and state, all that shit. Yeah, all this half the state utilizing, like, religious doctrine to tell you what you can or can't do. Exactly. The problem with the woke culture thing is people are indoctrinated into it in a manner that is religious like. But see, hear, believe in it regardless of whether or not it's something that they can justify it like they can't even explain to you why they support it. 00:31:20:01 - 00:31:40:05 Unknown But they do. But here's the thing I hate when they call it the woke agenda, because that's not woke. That's what gives me but is not the last act, the term that you people came up with. Yeah, yeah. Pardon me for using the term, but that's the shift from this. That's the shit that gets me. I mean, it was a very black thing, man. 00:31:40:07 - 00:31:55:19 Unknown You got people here. Yeah. Yeah. See, that's what it work. But then, like you said, we came up with it. That would be fine. But if I say you people came up with it, that's a problem. But you, it's the exact same thing. Do they know that everything is correct? Yeah. Keep on carrying on. We'll see. Here's the thing, though, that got me. 00:31:55:19 - 00:32:17:15 Unknown Would it? Like, how are you going to say that this is the woke agenda? One is not why woke is because it's been hijacked. My to say that this this is well tell me why some people say they woke nine where they woke. That's something that's today. That's because the concept has had itself stolen. And it's become such a more encompassing thing in the things that it was written word about came around. 00:32:17:18 - 00:32:37:20 Unknown It was during the fucking 1970s to the early eighties when the Black Panther Party party movement was coming along and the Nation of Islam was up in a barrel and fucking you had all these civil right and activism was going on and they were basically saying and teaching people like, Look, this is what the government is doing to you. 00:32:37:23 - 00:33:01:24 Unknown And if you realize this, you're starting to wake up out of the slumber that you're in. Which came the woke concept, you're waking up, you're seeing shit for what it really is, right? Like originally, I always thought of it as being aware of of what's happened to bullshit. Exactly. That is exactly true to us. That's exactly right, Major. 00:33:01:26 - 00:33:24:20 Unknown Wow. Yes, right. It to me, it has nothing to do with the color of my skin. It has to do with me being aware of what it is doing to hold all of us down. Yeah, exactly. And now woke culture has become pushing the LGBTQ agenda, which I don't understand how that happened, but I'm trying to fucking grasp how it got, how it got colored. 00:33:24:20 - 00:34:00:13 Unknown Got liberated. Yeah. How in the world that we come fucking thing. Oh, you're not woke because you don't understand what's going on. Like saying that. No, I'm supportive of so much. Yeah. We all share on this show. We are supportive, but it just, it gives me like they were talking about, they had something I came here with the interview was but I remember this woman was talking to a guy I know this dude talked to a trans woman and said, So if Mike Tyson got in the ring and said he wanted to be a trans woman and got in the ring and knocked the bitch out, is that acceptable? 00:34:00:15 - 00:34:23:09 Unknown And she sat there. She was powerful means I'm asking cause she's you know, you don't understand. He says, no. And see, he said, I'm asking you a question. If Mike Tyson said if he'd identified as a female gets in a ring and just pulverizes a woman, is that acceptable? Did you hear about the transgender weightlifter that broke the record by £400? 00:34:23:10 - 00:34:49:27 Unknown No shit. That's going to hell for hundred pound sets of God damn man. Like, yeah, that is a man that beat the record. I get that. Okay. Yeah, Yeah. But we're the you know, you supposed celebrate. I mean, you remember lady bugs, right? What? It was what? He killed himself? Yeah. Yeah. They made the whole movie about a boy coming to the girls team and making them competitive because he was it to be a girl that was a soccer. 00:34:50:00 - 00:35:17:15 Unknown Yeah. My favorite film had a really fucked up jokes. It. It really fucked up Rodney Dangerfield don't fuck real up right now. This one had some real. Ladybugs. Ladybugs helping the boy try on the dress and they're in the dressing room and the feet are moving. It's like too tight. You get used to it. And then they come out and just from the Oh, lady, just about as hard as Well, see, that's the thing. 00:35:17:16 - 00:35:36:28 Unknown To the pedophilia. Should they be tough on Hollywood like new state? They put it right in your face, but people are like, oh, no, that's not it. But that's she does to cause you hear the story. Yeah. You hear all these children, actors now coming out and talking about, you know, this is what to me, this is what was going on when I was there. 00:35:37:03 - 00:35:58:14 Unknown This is what I went through. And you see more and more children, actors coming out like, oh, well, what's that one? Orlando. Orlando, something. BLOOM No, no, no, no, no. He was that. That's so. Raven, What the fuck was his name, man? He they everybody says this boy is crazy and whatnot. And I'm like, Yo, I think he went through some shit as a child actor. 00:35:58:14 - 00:36:23:28 Unknown Like, a lot of these people go through that we don't know nothing about. Yeah, yeah. You know, your parents wouldn't put you in this position to where now you're the Bracy, the breadwinner of the family, huh? He makes. You got to fucking do that on your child. Yeah. Yeah. They hang around you. They got somebody. Somebody supposed to manage managing you or somebody is supposed to be looking out for you in this industry who's basically using you. 00:36:24:00 - 00:36:46:16 Unknown So I do believe a lot of shit is going on that is foul. And this motherfucker, Dante Garrity, is some foul fucking fuckers out this bitch. Yeah, but they don't want to talk about that. They want to keep us divided. Yeah, exactly. They want to let us talk about the things that they're doing that are fucked up. They want us to sit here and hate each other because of the color of our skin or the sexual orientation that we claim and claim that you're not war, that that that's not the woke agenda. 00:36:46:21 - 00:37:11:10 Unknown And that's if I support 90% of the fucking agenda of the vast majority LGBTQ shit. But I don't want the transgenders be able to fight each other like it's a boy sport because it's just not fair. And like I don't want it's ridiculous for people to actually I don't want it to be in school. I don't want to be in school indoctrination, like I don't want religious to be indoctrinated in school because think it's a big thing. 00:37:11:10 - 00:37:30:07 Unknown Here's the thing about school, right? Teach the children how to think. Teach them how to have critical thought, but they don't know that. They don't want that. But the problem is you got to teach them how to think and how to understand, and then they could figure themselves in the world out. But if you just teach them what to say and what to think, you're just creating drones with mindless fucking drones. 00:37:30:07 - 00:37:52:20 Unknown That's a anti-woke movement, huh? You see, this school system is on the anti-war movement. What you say about terminating you end under the term. Well, thank you. Huh? That's the shit that's getting to me. I'm like, That doesn't make any sense. Like, you should be teaching kids how to be able to be financially stable, how to do some entrepreneurship. 00:37:52:25 - 00:38:09:15 Unknown Like if they got some creative, let them learn how to be creative in that field right there. You know what I mean? Parents already have a difficult day as it is, and you just try like I try. My dad was to teach my kids as much and probably as much knowledge as possible, but I don't have a lot of time under the sun. 00:38:09:18 - 00:38:30:27 Unknown You know, them saying like, I can do as best I can. I support you in whatever you want to venture into. Like if this is what you like doing, cool. Like you does it with his kids, you know? I mean, he's right. They wouldn't write it this summer, like, Dude, I got you see. But that's the problem is that it's all about checking boxes and it's not about accomplishing what the actual task. 00:38:30:27 - 00:38:57:00 Unknown Yes. Like the agendas, the military that they're pushing doesn't help us become more militaristic. We ready for something that could happen? And the more we do in the world, the more likely something bad is to happen to us because we're out here being the bullies. But America's always been there. That's the thing, right? But it's so many people want to act like we're not, but they want to act like we have pure motives all the time. 00:38:57:01 - 00:39:19:12 Unknown Never. We drove, never had we never had them. It's always been, what can we get if we introduce you, how we're going to break out of this? What? What if there was? Can we get one of our American oligarchs? Can we help to fund? Yes. How can we jerk the system to bring more money back to ourselves? How can we enrich ourselves through this system? 00:39:19:12 - 00:39:34:13 Unknown How do we flip this? How do we make this work for us? Because if it ain't going to work for us, then fuck it. We ain't dealing with it, you know, like, like all right, You had all that should happen in Puerto Rico a couple of years back then. We help them out now. We give up Puerto Rico. 00:39:34:13 - 00:40:03:16 Unknown Why? Why? Why? We won't give a fuck about our homies down there. Puerto Rico coming in from Detroit, from Prince Heroin fucking here to New Orleans to Michigan. We got to be like, How are we not offended as Americans that they wanted exactly $25 billion bill to supply aid to fucking Maui after fires. We're going to give $1,000,000,000 to them in Hawaii, but we're going to get $24 billion on the back of that to Ukraine and we're going to call it fucking relief for Maui. 00:40:03:16 - 00:40:22:22 Unknown You break it down for you. Anybody could die in Detroit. Yeah. And you can go no further from Detroit. From from from Maine to Detroit. Got me by the same guy. Medicine middle right dab in the middle. Cheaper to go from from fucking. Oh, we're going to go straight across, you know, mean. But either way, don't marry anybody can drive Detroit. 00:40:22:22 - 00:40:49:03 Unknown They can't drink water. We're bringing water. I don't know what the real problem is. So many people got indoctrinated into thinking that Russia is the reason Donald Trump got elected when that was a hoax created by the by the Clinton campaign. And that was already shown. And that was the reason why Trump got elected. That's what a lot of people say, what they got do in Russia, that Russia rigged the shit to make them win or some shit like, you know, Snowden did some shit. 00:40:49:06 - 00:41:08:28 Unknown I think that Trump rigged the numbers, too, huh? Yeah, well, they think they say that the Russians injected themselves into the voting machines that they now claim are not corruptible. Right? That's the gap in 2016. They think that Trump won because the Russians duped the machines themselves and they got them on vote video to get more votes or whatever. 00:41:08:28 - 00:41:35:10 Unknown They think they ran this way. There's no way that could have happened in 2020 because that would mean that maybe they actually didn't win the election when everybody every election for the last 25 fucking years, I mean, I'm sorry for the last 23 years roughly 2020 election, they fucking fought it, the 2004 election, they fucking fought it. Everybody has fought every election year, every time for all my entire life. 00:41:35:10 - 00:41:58:01 Unknown There's always been something going on for all year, right? And now. And now we're politically prosecuting our, our enemies. Like the party in Dallas. Again, this one is one of those on both sides. That's the party in power, activating its political justice system to try to fucking smear and destroy its political opponents. But the crazy part is they know they can't be Trump in a real deal. 00:41:58:01 - 00:42:21:23 Unknown Fear of the other fucking thing. So. So I saw like highlights and shit from the Republican base and the way these motherfuckers are attacking that dude that he was talking about, they jumped on his ass. The thing that got me was this one motherfucker said We already somebody with a funny last name come up on stage and, you know, look what happened when he was in charge. 00:42:21:23 - 00:42:38:06 Unknown And now we got another person with a funny last name. I'm like, God damn. Yeah. They're trying to really brazenly Obama You really blatantly just said some fucking condescending bullshit out your mouth. Well, but you know what's funny, Vivek Actually was plagiarizing Obama. Who's this skinny guy with the funny last name up here in the middle of this? 00:42:38:06 - 00:43:00:14 Unknown Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't look like he said it. He ripped off Obama's statement cause I'm like, you know, And I was, you know, for him to think that he's going to have what he does, he knows he's not going to have it easy running. He knows it because I'm like, yo, you're you're going against the things he's saying, a machine that is already white a certain way and you don't fit in that call, huh? 00:43:00:17 - 00:43:20:17 Unknown Well, he wants you to. Not really a Republican. He's. He's only been a Republican since like 2020 because he totally till he's like, I'm business businessman. I know business. I'm entrepreneur. And he is right about fucking some things. Some things I don't fuck with him. All of a sudden I can see him all here because he's like, Yo, capitalism gets you out of poverty. 00:43:20:19 - 00:43:40:14 Unknown He's not wrong about that crony capitalism. Crony capitalism is what the problem is. But see, I think if he said that, he'd probably be a little clear message because right now, capitalism, the evil term out here. Right. You know I mean got a different understand the difference in between them. That's why I get that because people think that crony capitalism is just capitalism. 00:43:40:14 - 00:43:57:23 Unknown Yes, it should be. Or that's the way that it's supposed to be. Exactly. Exactly. You've got to let businesses fail. Like why does Hostess cupcakes get to fail? But General Motors gets bought out. That doesn't make it. Exactly. You got these little banks. They're letting these little banks go here and just fucking tank so the big banks come in and just take them. 00:43:57:24 - 00:44:16:08 Unknown But. But they're bankrolling the big banks when they fuck up. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. The garbage sort of little banks don't get no help, but you're letting these fucking little banks tank out get fucked up when they're actually helping people and helping their communities out. It's a show, even a comedy anymore. We're going into we do dabble in dabble in a lot of shit. 00:44:16:11 - 00:44:31:23 Unknown They're getting pissed lately, dude. So. But I've been right there. It pisses me off. I get aggravated with the shit that I actually see out of you. All right, Look at me right now. All right, hold out. Hold up. Let us General this. We will come back with this episode of Matt Mason and Friend Show to a close. 00:44:31:23 - 00:44:48:22 Unknown We are located here. We'd like to thank you so much for. I'm going to start off with nothing good. We'll see right now. Right now is fuck DC police. Yeah, that's not going to help anything right now. But to start off in the next episode, well, they helped you out, so. Oh, no, no. There's another thing. That story with that we need to get out of that. 00:44:48:24 - 00:45:10:04 Unknown Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, we're starting off on a negative now. Come on. Come on around here. Very funny. Fully. I would do something with them to work on getting my. My passage out for you. I gave you. I saw you on Terry Crews who found out there. But I'm confident I'm. We're going to now make statements. Ladies and gentlemen, my very dry thank you so much for listening yourself. 00:45:10:04 - 00:45:27:14 Unknown I we like to encourage you to listen to old episodes as well as new episodes like, this is great, ladies and gentlemen, that's out there. Don't bogart this bitch. Be nice to people that look like you guys to people for a start, Be nice to people that don't look like you. Don't be a dick. Love this guy a little bit. 00:45:27:15 - 00:45:48:24 Unknown Ladies. Keep moving forward. That's right. Keep grinding in the future, trying to get done because that is how things get done. 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