Unknown 0:07 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason and friends show. Featuring that dude called Ju aka el Juparino as well as in the background giggles pharmacist as well as the Black Hand of Mike, aka sir chokes a lot as well as for the first time in a long time Stevie smalls Unknown 0:40 what it is what it was in shall Welcome Home Biggie good to be back. Fuck yeah, welcome back to the regular shit brother. Welcome all y'all out there listening. How's everybody doing today? Mr. Miss? Yeah. We missed you, brother. We missed you. Unknown 1:03 Man, welcome back. Hey, now. We've had some things happen since the last time he was here. The state actually legalized marijuana. It certainly big shout out to state of Virginia. Unknown 1:14 The Jews houses actually glean. Unknown 1:17 That is a whole other thing that's happened last couple of weeks. Thanks to pharmacists for every church Unknown 1:23 pharmacist for that it's nice to come back to because I was expecting you ain't like what gets a little bit look bad look, we actually got the windows hooked up right this year you know No, no, no for the plastic is on tight. Nice, you know, say Unknown 1:41 insulated with the foam panels in Unknown 1:45 big time. Around the step just gave way to fuck up. Well, it's not just that but behind the scenes. Unknown 1:57 Ladies, gentlemen, pardon me. Looks like Tom Brady and the Buccaneers. Just got the ball back it's currently 13 Unknown 2:07 Brady just found that they just got the fucking ball back. That was a first place since they got the ball back Unknown 2:11 there was a breather fumbled. It was staff he was saying Unknown 2:15 they got the ball back with Brady just fumble. Well, Unknown 2:17 just now you know, often we try not to have stuff on in the background because it can distract just like it just did. Unknown 2:23 I watch that happen. I was at work. Unknown 2:26 You've always been the most professional big Unknown 2:29 a huge Tampa Bay fan. Just warning everybody I'm gonna get emotional. You're gonna come back I'm gonna be okay. Unknown 2:39 Well, here's the thing you for the sake of the show the best thing that could happen is the Buccaneers making it to the Super Bowl. Oh my god. You know what I mean? For the sake for the sake of the podcast, just to hear Did you hear that complain about Unknown 2:51 God. Can you imagine? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because it was the same thing like last year. I want her to go give it a fucking shade because that's what Jamie does. For that Unknown 3:05 earnest bloody lip was the first major Unknown 3:13 referee he yelled at rapidly started Unknown 3:15 thermostat at a better beat another time where he comes back when something or does some shit he'd done it system England or Unknown 3:21 something? Well, did you mean I saw a meme that had a picture of Aaron Rodgers and a picture of Tom Brady and it said 10 wins and NFC postseason and it's yours in NFC to next scene or whatever. Next, Aaron Rodgers. Unknown 3:38 Somebody's been supported TV. Somebody's showing attendees in the crowd right now. Last What's up BC bunch of beats getting thrown with the camera. Somebody's showing the attendees for some being there in Florida right now. This whole time we've been talking Unknown 3:53 you're just being ridiculous. Unknown 3:55 Bro the sun somebody somebody shows somebody's dead. He's been he's got thrown there. Unknown 3:59 I don't believe it could be but I don't Unknown 4:01 know one guy that's got a bib slip. You get the whole beads. If you just get like a bracelet. Yes Brian NiP. But you got the whole necklace. He shows Teddy. At least one of them. That might be the only reason the power of beats being thrown made was I Was Here by beats all the shit are that are what set him off. We're gonna be coming out here man. I had to do this concert. What's that do where apparently Yeah, they tidies me out all the fucking time titties be out before the concert. A saggy tinea tinea Teddy really well, except nipple Teddy's long the hall Unknown 4:51 talking to my sweetheart talking with Lauren Unknown 4:53 long nipples is just the aliens. Unknown 4:57 They freak out Mike my hair too long nipples. Unknown 4:59 I should pitch the nipples like like to Unknown 5:04 have them kind of nipples. You can't say that at least. I didn't really think about it. He just I think he had just rang remember, Unknown 5:11 but he was a boy. Unknown 5:13 If he was a fucking alien Unknown 5:17 generation Unknown 5:22 alien never I've seen a chick would Unknown 5:25 feel bad for you sick and I'm sorry and I am body positive so I support you. Unknown 5:33 I support you as well. Unknown 5:36 So your body positive so you support long nipple women. Unknown 5:38 I support the other day. Everybody will like what you have somebody Unknown 5:44 Wow. This was on me. That's my fault. It's the fault for 14 and got the pass interference call on the two day Shut up. I would also like to point out how professional I was. I didn't there weren't I thought you kill the game. appeal on top of the world. I feel like you're the Unknown 6:08 only one that pacifiers is technically a personal foul. Unknown 6:12 Okay, we'll see this man over here. Do you know that that'd be we're sitting on the couch last week when they hired that dude just for this game. It's amazing. Like I'm hitting Unknown 6:25 you right the random people out there. Unknown 6:28 Maybe trying to make sure most of us don't get Unknown 6:31 it playing football. I'll be hitting the fuck out. Unknown 6:34 Now that busted and shoulder 2020 You like causing people to have concussions so bad that they kill a bunch of people and then the life or Alex Hernandez is a real person. Yeah, that's Aaron Hernandez. That's what I met with his broken brain. Broken brain. That is a sad story. Very sad documentary. Unknown 7:01 A lot of broken brain guys, Antonio Brown man broke his brain hitting them over the top. What's his not volunteers burbling? Unknown 7:11 I think he dropped the album. I think he's dropping the album. Yeah. Who Vontae is by Antonio Brown. Tonio Brown. He's got a single he got an album, right? He's got a single right now it's gonna be mumble rap. even know what it is. People have already heard this shit. It's gonna be Unknown 7:29 the football player Antonio Brown. Unknown 7:33 He's been training for with Logan Paul. That's who the fuck is he fighting? Love the ball. by Antonio Brown is gonna be fighting Logan Paul. Yeah. I heard that Dan Jordans or Tyson supposed to fight this one fucking day were Unknown 7:54 gonna ruin himself because they're not gonna let him knock him out. Unknown 7:57 Danny will Tyson will type bad Tyson is Pat knock knock them out. I'm trying to draw that motherfucker neck they drawn it should be bad. Tyson Well, that's what they're gonna do to Texas as man you say that's what he's talking about though. Mainly because everybody will see Jake Paul laid the foot down as soon as Tyson starts fucking him up. They're gonna stop and take steps it takes this guy hit him once he's gonna come up like Christopher Reeve their national Unknown 8:24 advertising fuck out that much toxic okay, they get brain damage if they really let them fight. They're not gonna let them do that and they wouldn't be able to really Unknown 8:36 like a weight differences in there at all. Don't matter. Unknown 8:41 Robinson three foot six. Unknown 8:43 Terrible but it's the same principle is still not good like boxing is supposed to be against a human opponent and Tyson is clearly even if he is 20 or 30 years older than Jake Ball. He is still a beast. Unknown 8:59 It is all about money. Unknown 9:01 They want to get that that top paper views Unknown 9:03 are going up these washed out UFC Fox because I see Unknown 9:07 them training for UFC today. Well Jake Paul was doing some UFC today. He got to get his head kicked in. Unknown 9:12 He don't get fucking rock you got a UFC dang about protecting soccer Danny white or whatever you need that big bro like I don't know tell you I guess you just take that. Unknown 9:25 Like we have Rob Lester come to the UFC. It will be spirit. Man once he laid on top of that was it had no Unknown 9:37 that was his problem. Unknown 9:38 Well if he could get on top of too many of them are good enough to get out from under him and hit Unknown 9:43 him flat out and grab as a spreader or something but Unknown 9:46 it's the same thing that happened to fucking McGregor when he went tried to fight fucking Floyd. You can't jump like that far out of your league. Unknown 9:53 You need more training. Unknown 9:54 If you need for years if you just try for one year would have been a bazillion years. No he needed to study daily training with Mickey from the motherfucking. Chicken you can catch Floyd Mayweather Unknown 10:11 his drug so what out there? Unknown 10:14 He didn't slap him. You didn't even see that Kevin. Unknown 10:18 You're hungry. Unknown 10:21 Iraqis rock is dead. Unknown 10:24 Dead and recognize his dad was probably dead you know? Never heard about his dad. Unknown 10:31 Dad man I think that was a damn that's my train of thought good. Unknown 10:39 Stand Out son who just never let rocky ability was Unknown 10:43 tell him because he won't because he won't think you've just taken his money at that point. Stupid dog with a dog McGregor and Finnegan I think Unknown 11:07 he thought about it dogs, the neighbors here. Unknown 11:09 I want those dogs all the time. I want to pet them. He told me their names. I was like, I'm the guy. And I'm walking. That's not their names. I just made I don't know anything about those dogs. Unknown 11:38 Know what the hell make a name for him and call him that Unknown 11:45 they're adorable. And the names are really cute. But then he's like, I don't know if dogs don't go. Unknown 11:54 Walking over there. I'm like, wow, that's gonna make it make over there. They're the ones mitigating Unknown 12:02 dog yoga. They're very cute black wet socks like Unknown 12:08 yeah, you know, the white feet. Unknown 12:10 Oh, okay. Okay, okay. I Unknown 12:11 was I ready to see my dog. I was at the Home Depot the other day. I saw I saw some white people feet and legs and arms all like God. Damn, man. It's 14 degrees outside. Unknown 12:37 shorts that day. Unknown 12:39 I saw a guy in sandals coming out the pet crops and he had sandals shorts, and he had fucking short sleeve shirt on. I was like, fuck you bro. Why are you making us look like are you gonna do that? All my black friends think we do. Every one of my black outside in the cold with a T shirt on for five seconds and you want to have sandals on and your Unknown 13:12 legs don't get cold. Unknown 13:14 I'm getting tan it's December. Unknown 13:17 I gotta get up my vitamin D Unknown 13:21 to try to prevent the vape Unknown 13:22 the COVID doesn't like vitamin D so naturally. Unknown 13:26 Speaking to the VMA this month fucking shit over in China now. Look, this ain't got nothing to do with the VA this comes with products in China that I've ordered some shit before the past couple of Christmases right? For people ordered this one again for my home girls wife man for Christmas. It finally fucking came in. And I wanted her to gridwall house you know the gridwall House National Lampoon's the dual line off the side not the picture and everything with all the bad the whole scenes that they had to house the garage, and he's fucking trailer. Eddie fucking putting shit in the sewer. Fucking gridwall plugging the lights up to have all this should set up by something and it's gonna be like a nice size fucking house. It's rinky dink one optic. It's gonna be like maybe like shoebox foot by a foot or something like that. Right? Right. It's my foot came and it was like a Christmas ornaments. I was like, What the fuck is this? So I ordered the fucking I ordered Eddie's trailer to go along with this MAFAC right. That trailer is bigger than the fucking house on my lookout I'm bullshit is this I sent my fucking China now here's the thing with China right now. Because Because look, look. The shit that's made in China has made in China all that shit man and she's actually gonna ship the products that they ship that are made in China are not the same as the standard made in China you know what I mean? You get what you follow me what I'm saying right here because for Commission's fucked up like I ordered my girl fucking kill bills Jackie last year right. Kill bills or favorite movie rights are fucking ordered and fucking jacket right? Q Bill man fucking the jacket came in looking just like it's supposed to wear yellow with the black strike. But the bits that's on the jacket at the beach that played the beach in the movie. Yeah, it wasn't Beatrice it was some other bits from the neck down. It was Beatrice but the face was somebody completely fucking I don't know why they got this bit wrong. But it was Unknown 15:27 a huge thing. Mike, you got to stop buying shit that gets advertised to your Instagram page. Unknown 15:33 That's where it's coming from your face Google was looking Unknown 15:42 to fetch cuter fetch shot now. Yes, please check. Still waiting on California where the pucks Unknown 15:55 shit, but you don't know us from China yet until fucking the shit gets through it. You see. Here's your shipping number. And you see all the fucking shit written in Chinese letters. And I'm like, man, what the fuck fuck. So, like I bought my sister, a jack at the same time I bought my girl at GenCon I bought my sister jacket a black baby boot jacket. Betty Boop black. She's black all over except for our left hand. The left hand is white. Like it's got the Bible Jackson glove on the left. Hey, yeah, like but they forgot the color in one spot. Like how the fuck do you miss our hand? There's two of these motherfuckers Unknown 16:29 perfection is unattainable sir especially when you're buying cheap ship from China is what Unknown 16:33 gives me though this debate in China shit that we have over here that we can go to the store majority of the shit that we get his made in China. It actually is good quality shit now that they have made in China Unknown 16:45 because like someone is buying it through a Chinese distributor that is selling the manufacturing of that product. So they're paying like a higher end company to make like the glue Unknown 16:58 say basically what I got was a sweatshop shit is what I got. You got your shoe Unknown 17:02 was made no your shit way. By a fucking Chinese slave Uighur Muslim, Unknown 17:08 and even a little bowl of rice a little ball right from China out of home with a little ball Unknown 17:13 of it the plastic is actually made out of Unknown 17:17 plastic is made of the bird Unknown 17:18 flesh of the burned up dead Chinese slaves. Yeah, man we got bad bad thoughts around here but I Unknown 17:25 was like, What the fuck as a goddamn and try to you fucking me up Unknown 17:29 a couple if y'all don't canoed oh man, hit your hit your mute but Unknown 17:33 we're here all kind of sitting back. It's you're waiting Unknown 17:44 Well, that's my point. Unknown 17:45 All I said was Unknown 17:46 cry baby. Just put your phone Unknown 17:51 if you're gonna want to complain to your lady friend there about how cold her beer is. You mute yourself sir. Thank you. A couple of cup holder a new way this conversation let me just clean I got light bulbs in the light wider than Unknown 18:13 it's been. Exactly, exactly. Unknown 18:17 All I got to do is Brian microphone a cleaner Unknown 18:25 we got to get it's got to be 10 years it's got to be at least 10 years. Unknown 18:28 I don't know we've been doing the show here for about five five years loose with the show. This is the cleanest place has been for two weeks. In a row for sure my god for certain Unknown 18:39 broken here one time and Unknown 18:45 tell her about we don't know she was a meth head but she was definitely Unknown 18:57 and do maths. But I'm not going Unknown 19:01 to tell you this everyone here would prefer you stripped as opposed to doing meth Unknown 19:09 which came in here at Robin for stupid shit. Ever the devastation took she cleaned the fucking house Unknown 19:17 has you know what it was the place was so filthy and set off her OCD. Unknown 19:22 She's you have a shovel here on the fucking couch. Unknown 19:25 She couldn't come through and just robbed the place she had to clean up. It's set up. Unknown 19:31 There's no other way. There's no other way to describe Unknown 19:34 it. It's up but his journey has been crazy. I can't I don't even know. Unknown 19:44 Like there's like six bucks in there. I didn't take think she took what the neighbor's cat. Unknown 19:55 Yes, somebody's cat but look. We came to this house in this house and the house was clean like oh shit. You clean the houses like nah, I got robbed by some bitches Szekely down. So my what the 42 minute. Hold on. That happened. Unknown 20:14 So classic you Unknown 20:20 he is handsome kid you very surprised if not everybody has at least an hour a day talking about Unknown 20:36 at least one story. Unknown 20:40 Of course it is coming from when I showed Unknown 20:42 up on cow who's been doing that all day. Unknown 20:45 Because he did put charcoal in in the carpet. Unknown 20:50 Why? Because charcoal sitting out there. Obviously I just go and put it on there Unknown 20:55 say look the bluegill died Unknown 21:02 want to kill the fucking bass to before you came Unknown 21:07 in colonial states is right now. Oh you gotta frozen Korean states is he bout to come out on a spell that got to find out that they squirted puking in the ambulance, man keep them coming to like you gotta find that sprayed a little I got like a fossil 55 gallon drum out there just fucking rocks Unknown 21:47 out it does happen with Unknown 21:52 fucking Lee now I got bait. Unknown 21:58 You literally froze a fish outside. Unknown 22:01 He's gonna come back to life. He's right I warm it up wishing he might be jumping frog right now. Unknown 22:19 Now you know it's funny. He's gonna come back to life and jump out of the bucket onto the ground. Unknown 22:24 He may pet cemetery he might come out runaway he might come flopping around. To check on that Unknown 22:37 two weeks I'm like put some water in blue and he's like it's fine. Like Unknown 22:47 because he was cold Unknown 22:55 you got these beads. He's like, Yeah, and I'm like Yeah, but he's in a barrel. So the oxygen limit he's like oh yeah, Unknown 23:08 you said for real? Oh Unknown 23:09 yeah. Oh yeah. On Air Unknown 23:20 I'm gonna put some I'm doing some nightmares. Fist murder all back Unknown 23:29 so you're giving him fish nightmares now? Yeah, I'll tell you why. You know what, if anybody. Unknown 23:34 I told him as basic biology I was like, I should not scare you. High school teachers even Unknown 23:40 the problem with him he didn't pick up all the basic knowledge and Unknown 23:43 I'm going to say blue. I made a hashtag I like blue like Blue Unknown 24:01 Bird murders the case that the game was Unknown 24:05 called he didn't. He had no accidents Unknown 24:08 among celebrities. Besides you. Oh my God, Unknown 24:11 every celebrity Bob Saget. Unknown 24:15 Bob Saget meatloaf. Because last time Unknown 24:19 Louie Anderson meatloaf playing around Yeah. Unknown 24:25 Who's that dude on? Unknown 24:26 Bass is the Louisiana's the year he remember he was a guy on the fries. I won't be on the fries coming to America it was before the ribs Unknown 24:51 I don't know now if I want just leave him out. For the birds and bury him for a while Unknown 24:55 I'm not a fish anymore. I'm Unknown 25:02 good. He's the one who's gonna know to do what with that old fish carcass. Unknown 25:08 He doesn't know Unknown 25:14 might be able to catch you at Shark Unknown 25:15 now. Every every week, Unknown 25:26 every week of shark week for you? Yeah, well then you fucking pie is on Alibaba and the Ju unit and the pharmacist tell you I watched shark week every week. Unknown 25:41 fish out there. I know. Unknown 25:45 I tell you what, I can be down there. With a bigger one. Hooks man on a gun named again Anwar. You know what I mean? You don't want I'm just so glad of the fact that this show was recorded because I can't remember what the fuck word he said. That's the show. That's the next album title. But I've got it Unknown 26:08 he fucking remember Unknown 26:09 that thing. It's not a word that it is a word that Unknown 26:13 you have the nice alphabet. It's a Unknown 26:16 free shelf and then the Unknown 26:25 top six. I think I'm a chance to take a break on the backside. Unknown 0:04 Have you looked it up? That's what they say to do chopstick you're Unknown 0:09 not gonna say, well, that's literally someone on the internet it is making up extrapolating, what Unknown 0:18 would there be somebody out there thinking just like this? Unknown 0:23 Thoughts like it has to be something that tacular how would you use paper white Unknown 0:33 paper and you can't wait man for receipts demanding because the machines are hard that was odd to me. They got the monkey Butt Paste up there in the future. Book pace, Unknown 0:56 the papers that come out, I swear. Yeah. Say the word shit. And then Unknown 1:04 how many swipes you think you're gonna swipe your ass Unknown 1:10 Taco Bell because that's the only restaurant Unknown 1:13 you know Taco Bell is gonna make it super neat the rapper Nagar No, Unknown 1:17 I didn't know that. Taco Bell. Unknown 1:22 You know what, though? I gotta tell you is all you're eating is Demolition Man Taco Bell. The little things the little gummy merge code. Think about it. What's your what's your bowel movement habits are gonna know they're gonna be really simple. No, it's all the same shit. Over and over and over again Unknown 1:49 it's gonna be you're gonna wrap it turns out, you clean as duty you're barely gonna have to wipe your ass. Unknown 1:58 If I live in a sewer, that's perfect. That's all I need. Unknown 2:02 I don't know. Living in a sewer and shitting in the sewer. No but as eating and shooting where you live definition Unknown 2:11 I find the scene sewer you know like I have to go downstream will tell Unknown 2:16 me an abandoned town bathroom got to be downtown or something. And abandoned town. He didn't want to be living in the sewer. So Unknown 2:23 I refuse to die in a apocalypse. I know where I'm going when you die in the sun for me. Unknown 2:32 So you're gonna you're gonna make it regardless of what happens but you don't have a plan I'm gonna show up like The Walking Dead like six weeks later. Like yeah, I brought the recorder no Wi Fi device so we should be able to to podcast. I'm gonna show up with the podcast here. Unknown 2:55 Yeah. I saw was that movie. The one genre Leonardo DiCaprio and I don't look at this. It's, it's alright, because it pokes fun and how stupid humanity has become. It pokes a lot of fun and how stupid we become as a species. Like yo, this is actually well done. It was put together pretty bad. Because it's the shit that's happening in it could actually fucking happen today. The way everything plays out I'm like, You know what? I could almost believe that this shit is actually gonna happen if it's if a big ass comment was coming down. To blow up the earth. I believe everything that just happened could happen in this whole fucking get up. But it was already he's checking out. So it was decent. I was rooting for Leonardo DiCaprio. You know, he seemed like a good character and then he fucked around on his wife and his boiler so lame and he cheated on his wife and then he didn't want him to win. Now I mean, I still feel full but I'm like damn on at least one. Something like damn, bro. He was doing so good and you got caught up in the midst of the blockchain there why the fuck. Unknown 4:07 It is the way that Unknown 4:10 she grabbed the shit in the middle interview. He know what to do, man. It's Dookie twinkling toilet. It was like I can understand that but but hold on. But this woman got him off all his master. He was taking a lot of meds. He had no more Unknown 4:24 and laying down whatever she grabbed his dick and he quit taking medicines. After a while he didn't take his pills. But you know what that that tells you like quality sex and one's life will mentally straighten you out a whole lot better than a bunch of fucking SSRS that's why when I'm President, I'm going to legalize prostitution and it's to tax on it that way in sells out here in the world. We'll be able to get off and quit shooting the place up. Unknown 4:49 Revelation sorry. I would write that down and write it down already. I'm writing down Unknown 5:01 to take care of the World Man. I'm going to provide us a better place. A better place to be you know what I mean? through Mexico 2020 For Unknown 5:08 every year check out don't look back because then as a species as a ship we talk about man that shit that goes on that month. I'll give joy it's like a okay yeah, that's pretty much what we were saying that has to do with Unknown 5:19 people people that damn stupid in this world, man. It's a it's a real Madhouse Unknown 5:23 right Jennifer Lawrence's character bands she flips the fuck out that pitch. Is like you're fucking stupid. Because everybody fucking does is when have you sold it man. I'm so mad. Don't look up. It's on Netflix. Unknown 5:39 Said Nooshin on Netflix and they fuck with Unknown 5:41 her band man. Like I like Jennifer Lawrence's character. She plays that ball because she's like, she just she starts losing day because she's the one that found out that this comment is coming and so she's the one like oh, we're all gonna die. Like she does the math on everything like yo, we are going to fucking die. Yeah, Buffy was a bear clown in the back getting Unknown 6:00 like they're gonna die. There's nothing to do like there's no stop and this common there's no Unknown 6:05 stopping the common man. It's party time. Don't try to tell the whole world that like look we are going to die. This is the time limit we have. We have six months, 14 days. And stop turning the Unknown 6:17 base up living up y'all I don't want to know about the end of the movie but if the world is fucking ending because of a comment, I'm fucking without rubbers man. Let's see Vicki bond when I pee before the world ends. Unknown 6:44 Six months. So what Unknown 6:50 I'm offering to everybody out Democrats so Hey, anybody want a blobby? You used to be straight now paying what's up? Who wants Unknown 6:58 exactly you got six months left to fucking live? What are you gonna fuck? It's like 20 Flowers live and ship you got six months there's a time limit on when you know this ball for competence go and blow the fucking earth Unknown 7:11 right brings up pitches Unknown 7:24 for sure to hop hop off the balloons I love this go wild. start robbing mo focus do some crazy like bird shit. See? That's the total of like journeyman. What's the point of robbing somebody because you can spend the money which exactly that's Unknown 7:37 what I'm saying. Like you might as well throw some fucking nuts in some homes and six months. Maybe a time coming in Unknown 7:51 I had a baby a time loaded hey, look, I just won't let you down. I got herpes so a bitch Unknown 8:04 show for at least 67 often do Unknown 8:07 it gonna die we are all gonna die so fucking Yeah, I got I got I got a couple of bumps and Scott was Unknown 8:18 talking. I'm gonna get the whole department Unknown 8:21 putting his razor burn his razor burn. Burn it up. Okay, that's cool. Maybe I find that getting Unknown 8:30 into the pharmacy and I'm copying some fucking WHAT'S THAT SHIT called? Penicillin down every night I'm getting penicillin and fucking Viagra and I'm popping Unknown 8:48 a urinary tract pain reliever Unknown 8:51 urinary tract Unknown 8:54 so it'll make your pee or I tell him that I'm like, Unknown 9:03 orange pea fucking maybe like the world's gonna end? Unknown 9:08 No, no, hold on he talking like let's get back get back to reality. Explain yourself. What exactly you explain and talk to them what Unknown 9:15 I mean so if you have a urinary tract infection, you're your doctor gives you chips or something. It costs 70 bucks. I'm like, Cool by the same shit over the counter. You can but what is the NIZO for 18 100 milligrams Unknown 9:37 nasal careening 100 milligrams. Yes. We're gonna add knowledge ladies. Unknown 9:44 Will be orange peas. So don't call your pharmacy and say why is my p Unknown 9:50 versus Senator light? I don't I don't Unknown 9:53 I don't I once again, I would love to talk to you for 20 minutes how you orangepi But I Unknown 10:00 just do people call you and say my urine looks straight. Yes, Unknown 10:03 people call me everything. Unknown 10:10 What's the weirdest thing someone's called you and asked you about as a pharmacist. Unknown 10:15 The weirdest thing was probably in person. A guy came in. He said I'm traveling in an RV with my old lady wife because I'm like eight years old. Oh lord. I have a very low toilet and I'm looking for testicular restraint device and I'm like oh Unknown 10:36 city and hold that's above the water. So Unknown 10:39 immediately. My very young inexperienced that says ball bra. That's what you're looking for. And he laughed and he's like, yep, that's actually what I'm looking for. And I'm like Unknown 10:58 wait a minute. Do you carry all bras? Unknown 11:02 No that's not a thing in the world Unknown 11:10 got a ball sack somewhere. It's a hole but nuts. Let me swing. Liberty bills real thing. Liberty bill isn't. Unknown 11:20 I mean, none of that has to do with cracks though right? That's Unknown 11:24 the correct one. And yeah, Unknown 11:25 you don't want to get Christ it's like a punch right NIDA unit you don't want your liberty bell cracked if nobody does. So yeah, that's probably the weirdest thing is an old man. Looking for the thing that holds balls out of the toilet. Unknown 11:48 I've got nothing I can use to hold my nuts up while I take a shit. Unknown 11:51 Mostly my main concern is people that are like, throw sweats. I get I know. The clothes off. It's always like an 18 year old woman. She's like, I'm gonna lift my everything off. Unknown 12:12 I'm gonna show you my butt crack and you tell me if it's a rash. Let's go see a doctor. Unknown 12:16 So I get I'm like, hi. I don't know. When the talks are Yeah, do you have insurance? Because that's Unknown 12:29 that's pretty gross. Unknown 12:30 It feels I feel bad. Every human body. Stuff happens to it. Unknown 12:38 You've got questions. Unknown 12:42 Answering questions when you show me that I do have questions. I'm gonna Google them later but I'm not gonna do Unknown 12:51 hold on part of the job. Because after you given a medicine you like hey, is there any questions? Yeah, you already opened it up. So he asked that question right there. Do I have any questions I'm gonna short has gotten them out of my hands and asked her what the fuck do I do about this? Unknown 13:14 People show me their shit. Way before they ever tell me that ever. Griffin. Unknown 13:20 They're like, are these general warts? Are they ingrown hairs? Unknown 13:23 No. It's so many things. It's a wide Unknown 13:30 swath of sounds like how many how many? Let me ask you this. I've seen so many things. Well, more specifically, how many individuals whom you have not hooked up with genitalia Have you seen in a public place? Unknown 13:43 Oh, I mean, I can't really use both. Hands. So Unknown 13:48 we can't go over time over more than 10 but under 50 Unknown 13:51 Oh for sure. The healthcare, insurance billing or something? If I see 50 Old lady plots where they are. You don't have 75 years. Unknown 14:15 On my labor Majora my labia majora has a thing. Unknown 14:21 The problem is you have I mean you have free time. So people Unknown 14:25 are cool, but couldn't you couldn't you say though? Like I'm not a physician. I can't look at your labor. I Unknown 14:31 do. I do. If you start pulling your underwear down, I'm like no, no. Lift your shirt a little. I'm like okay. Unknown 14:43 Okay, so staffs gotten to where you know what it is? Unknown 14:48 It's been zoom areas like those. It's leg Unknown 14:51 phones. It's leg folds when you see where the leg calls once you're exposing your phone, Unknown 15:00 no folds of my life. Get on out. No thank you. Go. Unknown 15:07 Get somebody come ready to just bend over. Hey, look at this and just show you straight booty. Oh, why Unknown 15:12 don't you describe my life? I'm fairly compensated. Unknown 15:30 I must be nice Unknown 15:36 Don't be showing your Unknown 15:37 parts. Yeah, you went to college for this. Just don't tell anybody. Unknown 15:45 What I think it is those because you're like the closest thing they got to a doctor has gone to the pharmacist without having to go to the doctor. Right we just asked her she went to some kind of form of Unknown 15:56 thing right when I was selling car parts and shit people come in to start to ask me questions about what's wrong with their car and I'm like, Dude, I don't know you need to get a diagnosis. I can't tell you what's wrong with it. Deal with this shit all the time. Right? You should have some kind of knowledge about this guy to have some kind of knowledge but every guests that I can make is not necessarily going to be the correct guests who are not willing to guess for you person I don't know who will try to hold the establishment accountable. When I tell you replace a belt and your fucking motor blows up. And now it's my fault. Fuck you. You're not getting that out of me. Unknown 16:28 That's I've been asking you Hey, is this a tumor or just a Unknown 16:31 ward burns when I have to deal with the work people do people? Yes, people are the worst. People that grow up so I do got to deal with them on a far closer to gross level than a lot of us do. So. Unknown 16:46 Having girthing ever done something Unknown 16:49 like that should they do when they do the slides? Class? Oh, worse than that. Ladies and gentlemen. Big Steve's team has nearly time. There are 42 seconds left. Tom Brady has driven the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to a 2627 Unknown 17:08 Got it he said he got an extra point Unknown 17:13 you didn't listen I told you when I got here y'all baby can funny Oh make that muffin Tom Brady mad and now here we are. And when Bruce Arians crazy enough good for tonight. No good. Oh, that that was what I was thinking to. I was thinking that you just go for to shut down. Unknown 17:28 Ravens because hardball something horrible. could be going on fourth to the game like three weeks in a row. Unknown 17:36 tied up with 42 seconds. Unknown 17:40 But we Wow. Because Unknown 17:42 I mean, Stafford like I said the best thing that can happen to this podcast is Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. As far as dealing with this man here, and his ridiculousness, what I want to see is the bills against the bucks. Sorry big wants you to buck the bills beat two bucks Unknown 18:04 real estate well what the fuck Unknown 18:05 all tied up. He never got Unknown 18:10 even got props y'all and you don't even know Unknown 18:12 what the fuck he muted so you can take your headphones off and climb out of there faster trying to do that's what that buttons get. It needs another drink. Unknown 18:20 Drunk to drink already. Some Unknown 18:27 girl you got all the access to the pills. And shit. I should know what he needs you really do not talk to us the mics we're still on the whitespace go for not Unknown 18:49 not using it well, Unknown 18:55 you know biggies here the game is almost over. We're gonna have to end this episode and come back to another episode. Hopefully there won't be biggie. We'll be here for the next episode. Unknown 19:06 I hope you have a happy Thursday for those that don't hear me if you'll Unknown 19:13 you'll be here I believe. Anyway, so we're just about out of time. But we wanted to thank you for listening. We wanted to encourage encourage you to listen to old episodes check out check out the website. 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