Unknown 0:09 Ladies and gentlemen, for the 729th time it is z Mason in French show featuring his junus aka el to Perino. Hey girls, as well as that dude call Mike aka his black hand we I am Mason aka Mahoney. Welcome to the Masonic fringe show. Unknown 0:45 What's your what's good out there today? What was we just told Unknown 0:51 the homie that she the girl he works with Dayton some brother at church Unknown 0:59 that it was passed Yeah, no Unknown 1:00 but you saw someone your phone and then you started huffing and puffing real hard, Unknown 1:04 because I pulled up. Alright, I pulled up I try to pull up the internet to try to Google whatever we were just talking about. But when I seen the African deck rock was in my Unknown 1:17 African deck right to African Unknown 1:19 big rock machine that Google Unknown 1:23 Google if you Google that for conditional. Unknown 1:25 I got I got just treaded that dude at work Unknown 1:29 and he said, You always got something to play with when the girls Unknown 1:35 came up to him and said something about some rock nation Rob on his big getting make a big heart immediately and she was like, Oh, this is Africa. Deborah. Fuck it off and then I'm good. With it. Is there a real thing bro? Unknown 1:50 Damn near there, except it doesn't actually make you Deckard. Unknown 1:55 What he had is one of these almost, it almost seems like like a voodoo rock. You know, I mean, not just straight, not just a regular rock. Like the little voodoo doll. Unknown 2:04 He given bitches boudic Unknown 2:05 Corn rock, also called Rock. Solid Rock is a large statue of a penis raised on a platform on the state located near Unknown 2:15 death. But that's not this dude said it's just a right leg. It's a regular rock. And you rub it on dick. And it does amazing things to your fucking penis. Makes it makes it rock our back. I Unknown 2:25 couldn't ever figure out what. But it seems like it's talking to like a real Unknown 2:34 I'm gonna look it up a different way. And if it pulls up, I'll tell you how I looked at it to see because if you just started off the show with this bowl so everything Unknown 2:42 I see is just that penis rock statue thing or whatever Fuck Unknown 2:48 everything you see is with his penis rock is appears Unknown 2:50 rock is not actual little rock tend to rub like, like white people got rocks from like, like, like DS like a Jesus rock you know? I mean they would like a quote on assumption like like a Bible verse or something like that, right? It's supposed to bring luck I Unknown 3:07 ran out of stone. I forgot what kind of stone they call it. It's a certain stone that's typical army Unknown 3:12 stone for the Army stone Unknown 3:15 to ever it's got that same kind of style, but it works like I guess you got invited right? Fuck Unknown 3:21 What kind of African? Unknown 3:23 I don't know if you gotta find Unknown 3:25 such like a large place like can you narrow it down for me? Is this Congolese is this like, Egyptian? Are we South African Are we like coming from Niger? Unknown 3:37 We would just talking about but that's now but like I said, I don't know what we're talking about after the church, the brother going to Unknown 3:48 the white church talking about how he deserved some pussy if he goes to white church, Unknown 3:51 because that's not doable. It was something that I needed to Google that we were speaking about. Unknown 3:57 Well, do you I'm afraid. Unknown 3:59 So we talked about Caitlyn Jenner. It has to do chick right. Her right. Unknown 4:09 She's a her now. Unknown 4:10 But what did she is the penis tucked his penis Gone Unknown 4:13 is the penis of a giant I'm not sure apparently we're not allowed to ask these kinds of questions. So let's all right. That's what the woke ism says. Okay, here are a couple of questions. Unknown 4:21 Fair enough. First question. If you have sex with her if she's still gonna dig, are you gay? Unknown 4:28 So she identifies as a woman I believe the technical response is supposed to be No, you're supposedly having seated payments. Like because trans women trans women are apparently offended that hetero guys don't want to date them. And I'm like, What the fuck is wrong with gave Unknown 4:44 me rebar man. I'm gonna get called gay straight people are mad when they get called straight. Retarded man when he got a call call retarded people ain't mad and don't be when you call him down. So we've Unknown 4:57 done before and he's gotten mad about everybody no Unknown 4:59 words, you know, I mean, take it or leave it. I just want to know what it like i said i don't i don't really care. You know, I mean it was just that another thought that came across mine. Like Unknown 5:09 I would assume Yeah, because you're fucking right so what what are largely it's a man even though that person identifies as a I Unknown 5:21 got a fake person which is got a real pussy. No more dick. And it was a good posting. Unknown 5:25 That's what that's saying. Now are you still are you still gay? Because that was a do. Now I still do. Unknown 5:31 It hasn't changed. It came Unknown 5:32 out the boxes to do right so you've been cut anything. You come out the box you come out the Unknown 5:41 back. But if you're having sex with a vagina, isn't that hetero? In a sense, Unknown 5:46 but it's really a dude. Unknown 5:47 It's really not a fucking dick and Unknown 5:52 definitely they just cut the tip and tuck it in. Unknown 5:55 I believe so. Very good. Talk to your athlete or something. Like that. They make your vaginal canal with your dick shaft and your clitoris with your penis head, I believe is how the Fangio plasti goes, Unknown 6:09 that's not going to pop in and pop out. axner So I mean, they say enough to make a vagina out and Unknown 6:17 everybody's gonna bottom out in the Jew in Shoo. Shoo Ella Zhu Zhu Bell. Unknown 6:25 Blown on that thing isn't his Unknown 6:32 work but anyway, you can tuck it over dad popped it back out. I mean, again, no, no, Unknown 6:39 I believe I believe the tip remains and that the urinary tract is turned into a clitoris. With the shaft going into like the tubular portion of the vagina. I'm not an extra words too much. We're but these are things that I've heard about. Unknown 6:57 I would think maybe just cut the tip off, tuck it in get like a closed shooting or like a closed clip into your tank to keep it back in there. You Unknown 7:10 clearly don't miss this But JJ with a paperclip inside your tank. That's what's gonna hold everything together or six months honey, I will have you come back here and pull that paperclip out. Everything's gonna be where it needs to be. Unknown 7:25 Dissolve and clip Unknown 7:28 two units Bajio plastics. You Unknown 7:30 gotta do everything like the girl you gotta eat lightly because you gotta sit lightly to write for next six bucks a week since it is serious. Unknown 7:37 Like a guy that failed the correspondence course doing a fucking job. Like lowered. That's amazing. Unknown 7:50 That's how we started to shut off today. Unknown 7:53 Well, we was gonna start off with whatever I was trying to do Goddamnit if I could remember what the fuck we was talking about. But there was a Unknown 8:01 race that brought up so that we haven't talked about so but I don't remember what that was. I know Unknown 8:05 what it is. I've been waiting to get to this bar here where we are because we ended the show last week. And the juegos man thing about going down Florida. Somebody snakes? Yeah, yeah. Bring this up on the show you motherfucker. So today, as we pull off in our rickety ship towards the Japanese triangle, we're gonna go to Florida. He said he's gonna go to Florida and start hunting snakes. We're gonna be the question is, you're going after clearly big game. This ain't no little snakes. Now. This is Anaconda like the movie Anaconda. Unknown 8:46 Do you know how to handle a snake? Yeah, grab by the head. Unknown 8:51 Grab a 13 or 17 foot Anaconda by the back of the head is probably going to it's bigger than that. The heads gonna be bigger than that and his inclination. is going to be to wrap himself around you. strangle you, Unknown 9:03 automatic when you grab a snake by the back of the hand and automate I felt that before I did it to my snake that I had just to see what it would be like Unknown 9:10 what you need to do you have a smash out of the head off if I was going to be out there hunting Anaconda All I know is I'm taking probably multiple guns. And I might even have a samurai sword up in that bitch because you're gonna try and grab by the back of the head. I'm a lot that head right to fuck off. You will Unknown 9:28 throw kind of bullshitters that I think they want. I don't think it's dead or alive. Unknown 9:32 It's got to be dead dude. They want them alive. They want them dead that's the whole reason the hot them. Unknown 9:38 You're not throwing a rag or coat over top to Unknown 9:41 be leaving bodies bringing heads on spikes. Here you go. Evidence of a big ass snake. Unknown 9:49 For big snake you're gonna have to try to get to the head eventually. But the tail is where you grab it from me so slowly pulling Unknown 9:57 them out. Yeah, you get to pull them out so you get like a lot of so Unknown 10:00 that a snake can strike half its body distance Unknown 10:03 at least. And it's a real strong talker. Unknown 10:06 Very number muscle. I know this because I've dealt with it. I've had what I Unknown 10:11 here's the thing, though, Mike, we know you and I both know and the vast majority of the listenership and viewers that are watching them listening to the Mason French show around the world shout out. The vast majority of people know that a snake is technically just a big giant muscle. And his goal is to eat and not die. And your goal in going down and catching a snake is to kill this snake. Unknown 10:39 We're going for catching the snake, catching the shark and possibly one day jump on top of the Gator to do all three of those in Florida you can do all three things in Florida Dr. Unknown 10:51 Farber that fucker though man from wherever Unknown 11:00 they are degli manage lands for hunt pythons. Unknown 11:05 So what do you know about this? Technically, you know, you can get paid and you think you have to bring a living Python. What about that makes sense. You have to bring a living Python when they're trying to eradicate the pythons because you Unknown 11:17 can't kill them because that's inhumane. Unknown 11:20 They gotta fucking put it down in their own way and Unknown 11:21 put it down themselves. Unknown 11:23 Take it to a sanction. I'm Unknown 11:24 just going to ether it to death. Unknown 11:27 Fair money. Does that mean just cabinet bringing it in with what a what a 27 cent bulletin from us. You know, I Unknown 11:33 mean, all I'm saying in case you hit him in the head with a pike and like, like bring him in while he's half retarded. You know what I mean? Unknown 11:40 I'll beat up probably Unknown 11:43 to show them a sledgehammer Unknown 11:45 you gotta like Unknown 11:49 take a flow fuckin space. Power everyone's out. They would have so spread Unknown 11:56 out no viewing that really crushing that same we made to mouth but if you if you have them half dead when he gets there and they don't know he's still alive turn Unknown 12:03 him as like the Gators they can catch them games may take them to see taxidermy or whatever phone Unknown 12:08 show I've been watching when I get the fucking bullets hanging out over the side of the joint maybe Unknown 12:12 I will not shoot him but when I they turned him in they go I was gonna take him to wholesale or whatever. Fuck you just got me saying fuck it down. Unknown 12:19 Right but why can't you bring a dead one in? Like it seems awfully dangerous to me. Bringing in live 20 or 35th Fucking pythons should just deal with this. Unknown 12:29 Where are you going to house that because in order to take it you need to have it in something to transport. Unknown 12:34 You need something major and when you pull the top off or whatever that is he's coming out and he's mad. Unknown 12:39 Pythons have an aggression with them. But these profiles that have been released they're they're not as wild as their cousins you know? But that was then they've been domesticated a little Unknown 12:52 bit Modesto killed the fuck out of you. He's still being a fucking option to kill you. Unknown 12:59 For it to get us got to wrap around you. You know why? Unknown 13:02 But none of that's the point. This guy thinks he can go down there and catch him. Like, I think you'd have a hard time you're shocked and I think he'd have a hard time. Like let alone catching one alive and getting it back. Who are you take the fucking snake? Unknown 13:16 No cuz he didn't. He was frayed snakes to crap sandwich. Unknown 13:19 You're gonna put it in a bag. Bag and bring it home. Unknown 13:25 He gotta confess the fucking shark in the mouth. episodes ago specifically episodes ago Unknown 13:35 when your fucking specifics needed Unknown 13:37 you said it rejig grabbed by the gills. You got that ball fucker Unknown 13:40 you said it and I'm sure that more than just Mike and I would vouch for that if you know anybody that listens to the show. So many would vouch for that. Unknown 13:48 They reached out to grab gravity. Gravity is on the outside. She Unknown 13:52 said she was gonna grab him by the mouth to catch him into the shallows and pull him up the water by his fucking Unknown 14:01 video to do jumping off the boat and really jumps off the boat. It's like a fucking wild Blackfish Blackfin maybe about six feet long and picks it up on the water just straight punch in his bench today to the bottom of his love for zombies tear to sit up in the ocean. I'm like, Lily jumped on the shark. Pool this bitch out the fucking water and it's a straight punch people they all you got to do it you're gonna do it here cuz Hey, cuz he jumps in. She did. I think I might have saved that to Sydney. Oh my god. This Unknown 14:40 straight bananas. Like yeah, it is ridiculous. Unknown 14:44 You want to jump on top of a gator? Do you say you ready? Do you say Unknown 14:49 you've seen the video that I sent you the guy on the fucking Golf Unknown 14:53 Tour because he thought he could do the same because his T shirt shirt over top Unknown 14:57 Gator. And got lucky enough to lose a damn arm or something like Chubs one and it was on the ground. Unknown 15:06 This was Oh wow. Unknown 15:09 Yeah, that was right after you said that on the show. Yeah. You always say things on the show. So when you said you was going naked and and we weren't on the show. I was like You motherfucker. This is a show topic man. You can't just bring that up off off air. Unknown 15:24 Well I'll just you I take that back. I'm not going to take on that air because it's too far drive for wanted for to definitely not this time because those guys got me too cold for them. I've heard right now. Ladies are 70 data's in their mind and moving down here Unknown 15:39 rustling fuckers up. They stand still for too long down here. Unknown 15:44 And they burrow and they got a competition with the Gators out there more random than the fucking gators getting beat by these bitches named Unknown 15:55 in neighbor shot a bear shot the bear and the one in the neighborhood. Unknown 15:58 Oh, the one that was out here. Unknown 16:01 He shot a bear. I don't know if it was the one. Unknown 16:04 Why do you do that? What was a bear doing? Unknown 16:06 Tearing up people ship in night hanging out in his yard. Yeah, that's a little money hanging out in his yard. Like you say walked out the front door and my father was come about dressed, stood up on. Yeah. And he said he just pulled out bussaco rousers as he's made. scraggly look, Unknown 16:26 so he shot the bear. The bear ran off about 30 feet. In a jar and then dropped by at least he killed it. Unknown 16:36 The other day that Butler when Apple was trashed? The old neighbor trashed the old neighbor's trash. It was all over the fucking yard. Unknown 16:43 They must have been having feasts and shit. Unknown 16:46 Now Nagas is warm now he's coming back out of sleeping Unknown 16:49 to eat you know I mean dude, and I never really got cold Oh yeah, it's crazy whenever Unknown 16:53 I was looking where you look like front wherever he woke up rough like to get up mash shit already. Yeah, I Unknown 17:01 got one for you. For if you guys got the cars back. Failed. Four year. What for? EZ Pass sticker on my windshield. What did he I stopped listening after he said that because I really want to reach CamScanner slap a toggle right off the bat it was located in the wrong spot for itself. It's not it's not on the windshield and the right spot Unknown 17:28 needs to be properly affixed to the windshield it Unknown 17:31 needs to be somewhere in a corner or some somewhere and then my battery didn't have the clip thing that bolted down. It didn't have a tie down. Yeah, don't have the tie down in my headlight bracket that broke. Unknown 17:47 Okay. From where you hit the one end thing Yes. You Unknown 17:51 know he's I need new fender Unknown 17:54 fuck you don't need well Unknown 17:56 because that's what that's the headlights were broken over there. But I don't need a Fender I need to fucking study the goddamn quarter panel. Unknown 18:03 No quarter panels the back of the car by without Unknown 18:06 even front by name whatever fender. Barbers the front. Court males in the back yeah Unknown 18:14 quarter panels behind the it's above the rear wheel. Yeah, but I don't need that I need alright. Fender Unknown 18:21 I need to hold on to your Sledgehammer because I'm gonna tell you God damn what that when you hit a guardrail or fucking Jersey won't add. It does more bend a little bit plastic. It does more bend a little bit Unknown 18:33 to get yourself to pass inspection. It sounds like it sounds like what you need is a headlight and a Fender to pass inspection and just take your fucking for the time being. But you need a headlight and a fender Unknown 18:48 and a battery clip thing and a battery tied out which I've never heard anything about them but like you said Yeah, well Unknown 18:53 that doesn't mean that you know everything we can Unknown 18:56 do the we can just take stick we just take the easy path down and you know put to put the clip on the battery. Like okay, do you gotta god damn Fuck 2003 Fucking silver goddamn fucking better way around. So I've got the villain out there. You know you don't put the rejection on lockbox. I go to fuck forgive your fucking $10 Fix breath out as you do especially she's in acid damage that's supposed to go to the one boy in the morning but I really didn't feel like Saturday. I just felt like this laying there. Unknown 19:32 Well, I might know somebody that can fix your shit but you'd have to buy the parts. If you don't want to fix it Unknown 19:36 not we'll take it to that one boy right here and warranty and it looks the hash they'll say Unknown 19:40 Oh, don't say where you're gonna take it somewhere pay somebody off. Unknown 19:45 Because Gumby have never heard about it fucking battery clip what the fuck to better clip got anything do me safely driving the researcher Unknown 19:51 in place. What is the science working with winning fireflies forward five inches and rips the fucking cord. The cable out and start to fire or stops working. Then that's why the battery Unknown 20:11 right here. Destination brown Unknown 20:15 are so simple. You upset about the third thing you upset about the cheapest part. Come it's a $14 part. You can buy it fucking Autozone fix your shit and put it on there the expensive parts gonna be your headline is gonna cost you at least a buck or two. If not four or $500 You don't even know. So like, you know squid sweating that find a used vendor on eBay or fucking LK Q fender or on eBay. Or some bullshit order that rocked the black fender like you know you gotta fucking get busy Unknown 20:47 should pick apart Unknown 20:50 might be able to go to pick apart a fucking good headline and render and get that ship but you might be able just buy that shit on eBay for a couple 100 bucks and have it sent right to your door. Yeah, you got options. But you gotta bite the bullet you might be able to go to rock auto buy a headlight in the fucking fender from them Unknown 21:05 yeah need to get the door handle for truck again, rock auto should have that that's what I got a lot of stuff shipped last time from them fuckers are on the ball. I keep dude man. You didn't even know what book part now we are looking for. How you could find stuff if you know how to look. Up part numbers Hell Unknown 21:27 yeah, so we went to the kids go see a man Joey right. These a movie good movie. So then we walk out Unknown 21:38 long for me man out of action. But then we Unknown 21:41 go out walking around and got the embarrassing like for cocaine bears out we got Unknown 21:46 the cocaine bear do does. Unknown 21:50 He were up there suit today. Unknown 21:54 It was a guy for the movie. They're like, Oh, he's promoting Unknown 21:56 the movie. Yeah, like Unknown 21:58 we couldn't be Unknown 22:01 around a little No, because the lady asked if we want to take a picture with Coco asked us a Unknown 22:08 picture. Take a picture. With cocaine society is my friend. Unknown 22:13 Be rolling so I'm Josie Joe. This is just asked us and the kids. Oh, we got one take a picture with cocaine bear. Unknown 22:20 I'll bring ash it'll game. Okay man in the house, y'all. Thank you so much. Unknown 22:28 Never seen before yo. They really promote the fuck out of this guy damn movie about this guy, Dave Baird and Dave Okay. Unknown 22:37 I think they've kind of hit on their hands. They're hoping they're hoping maybe Unknown 22:40 it's gonna be better than most of the shark movies, Unknown 22:44 the Sharknado any Unknown 22:47 kind of bar of quality is that there's not a Oh Sharknado for animals. But is it better than two and one best animal Unknown 22:55 movies was was flipper ever in a movie or he's a TV. Unknown 22:58 Think they made a flip Unknown 23:01 fruit no really what the flippers the dolphin? Unknown 23:05 Yeah they just said you know don't fucking divorce stuff like that but but it never like what is it really just ran straight horsemen Unknown 23:14 like Seabiscuit and Unknown 23:18 all that shit. But those drives was about a zebra Unknown 23:22 that what kind of like movie that's about an animal. there's anybody that's grown like at all? Is there a good animal movie that's grown? watch. Unknown 23:33 I watch Secret Life of Pets Secret Life of Pets. That was Unknown 23:38 because your parents were kids man that was Unknown 23:41 a good one that was Unknown 23:47 like, nobody likes anything. It's not like canine or whatever. There's no like good movie. Like who Joe. Like these are all garbage. I gotta watch it. It's garbage I in Washington garbage. Just in a book by the cover. I'm doing like the women. Man's best friend now that's the show. But none of these are good movies. Cujo. Maybe Unknown 24:13 Stephen King classes that's all Unknown 24:15 it's nothing special. That's I'm saying that like nobody like really trying to think like kids Unknown 24:20 DMX movie bad but god damn. Unknown 24:26 But as you know, it's not good. There's nothing worse than dolomite. It's terrible. Goldberg's class Dolomites a classic and is wonderful in its own way, but like, you know, nobody makes like a movie about an animal that somebody likes fizz bomb. I really erect a phobia that was isolation elephant dropped like why don't we talk about that with Bill Murray. Isn't that right? Bill Murray movie raves Unknown 24:53 again, Charlotte whalers live. We'd have big Unknown 24:56 Yeah, but that's the kid movie still. You know, like, Unknown 25:01 there's not really an adult. There's an adult, a horse that's just gonna be horse racing. That's why, on the other hand there was a race a horse race. Unknown 25:13 There was one that I didn't like as a double joy. It's called hot to trot with the guy that played in police academy. Got to got to talk off up though. Okay. He's the guy that inherits his racehorse Unknown 25:26 from my his gold plated pair the horse Unknown 25:30 that happens to be able to talk as John John can all Unknown 25:33 right. And that's an adult ish. Okay. That's actually a good funny that's probably about as close as you get. Unknown 25:40 Because obviously you're thinking like Man, there is one out there. That one ought to Unknown 25:44 try. Bravo Michael, let it come through. Because I used to Unknown 25:47 love him. I'll fucking do that. She was funny shit, especially when he gets the mall focus function in the stall. Yo, that shit hilarious is focused on drums right? The horses watching us. Basically ain't matter what's going on. He's doing this ever like he asked me he makes good jumps. Arbitrage is definitely a dope animal moving sounds like Unknown 26:13 it's immature as fuck to Unknown 26:17 eat up their fucking smoke. You're good one man and sit there watch it but Unknown 26:21 I'm saying that's the point sometimes. Right? We want silliest movie to laugh at nobody makes a good silly movie. Any happy Unknown 26:28 as the voice of the horse? Yeah, you got fucking what's his name from police academy? That's just perfect, right? Unknown 26:35 Like I've been thinking about making this movie. Like, what the most biggest car in the world like it'd be a horror movie. For a guy has like the biggest car they ever made like a 77 Lincoln or something. You know, because there's all he can afford. But like his neighbor sells it to him for $1 So I'm sure he's trying to help out or some shit like that. You know? When he goes somewhere he's trying to get away from this monster and every time he's about to get back to get killed. Something about the car being oversized helps him out I mean, like something about the car like under normal. Use in a normal car. Only dead right now with this car. You just did something and everything's Unknown 27:13 good as the Savior Colossus how Colossus was with us now my car van mo for good every fucking day and made through it all. Yeah. Unknown 27:24 That's what you need. You need a big ass old school whip with the fucking sigma. A big thick metal popper? Unknown 27:31 Because he fucked up some shape because did he just Unknown 27:35 man because I've seen this old as kids stuff like Unknown 27:37 a 78 Malibu with a stick shift tonight. Chantel de tear that up. Unknown 27:47 Yeah, I could ride in a boat. I liked me a boat. Unknown 27:52 Way Gosh, you just can't do the actual water. Unknown 27:56 Water he just needs to be careful about Unknown 27:58 y'all see the video video with a killer whale going behind that boat and big water efficient. Unknown 28:04 That's what they do. Unknown 28:10 Things you just can't see the sharks in Unknown 28:12 the plane with me who sent the thing where they dumped the thing off the side of the big boat full of food and all the sharks came up so sharks out there man. Unknown 28:22 Why don't give them more. Unknown 28:23 I know Mike you scared of sharks. Dog. Unknown 28:26 Got them water. Unknown 28:30 Fair enough, man. I mean, at least you recognize your fears of the Unknown 0:05 Feeling good all day. Unknown 0:08 See, like I want to surf enough that I would I would be able to like put it into my mind. But I'm not able to like get to the point where I can surf Unknown 0:15 right here on this, Unknown 0:17 this section at the end. I don't know, man. I think you can get some sections of Myrtle or all right there are certain places but like I'd have to go out west and do it or maybe go to like a surfing pool and learn how to do in a pool and then go out in the ocean. I mean, we we've got to shoot the water out and you got to stay in there. Today well there's that but I'm talking about they have like big wave pools and actual waves like three and four and five foot waves happening and you can learn how to surf. That's how surfers are getting so good. So I'm like young surfers are getting really good because they can go and catch waves, constantly consistent waves and get good practicing. And then when they're out in the ocean. You know, you're wait for the good wave, but you're able to get in reps and like to wave pools. So like I would like to go get reps in and learn how to do it somewhere. Why not worried about getting hit by a shark? I guess maybe Unknown 1:07 four foot three foot all you need that'd be great. too great. Private. Unknown 1:12 You can even ride Absolutely yeah. Four banger will give you plenty of room what Unknown 1:16 you want is a long section where you can ride a wave and that's where the West Coast is best. Because you can get that long section a wave Unknown 1:22 or you can get four or five photos in North Carolina. Unknown 1:24 I'm not talking about height. I'm not talking about crest. I'm talking about like the space that you're riding it get on Unknown 1:33 to fucking three foot. Unknown 1:34 Well, I mean shit dude, I was riding waves in Myrtle Beach on a fucking boogie board. There were like a foot foot and a half Unknown 1:40 way different. I think Unknown 1:42 what I'm saying is this ride and this but it's gotta it's not as much fun as having a curl and overtop he and she Unknown 1:50 definitely different different ways to buy surf to fuck out it down here in the beach. Yeah when I didn't get fuck about sharks or shit in like seven waves and fucking tear Maya so Unknown 2:00 what what happened? Unknown 2:02 That's what was here busted open. Unknown 2:04 No before he gave a shit about sharks. Like he just said before I gave a shit about the kid. So like you were just unaware of people you know, I Unknown 2:15 mean, but I know you know, I mean I was I was now searching for him. So now Unknown 2:20 Connor might be the hunted. Army. Army. Nature's yeah leave karma would come and bite you in the ass. Unknown 2:27 He wasn't aware like he is now he says you know he's a fucking they gonna come after me because I'm wiping the ocean. You know really? He hadn't had that thought process yet as a young me Unknown 2:38 because you're white in the ocean Unknown 2:42 because you know we were just a shadow I think that's why they're less attack shot. They just think it's up floating. Really fuck with it comes out. Don't seem to be living by me. Do you got to be around a white person? Never got me to the place not going to be down the water just hanging out. By itself. Screaming you'll Unknown 3:15 come in bases. That's what you got to worry about. That's what you're worried about. Like you're worried about a shark coming in. And there's nothing you can do about it. You're just getting ripped to shreds dragged under the water eaten by the sharks that you've been trying so hard for. So many years to pull Unknown 3:36 for whatever shark eats it was gonna be high and drunk like, right right? Unknown 3:40 Sharks gonna be having a hard time. Unknown 3:43 There's gonna be a movie called fuckin Zuhdi Shark. Unknown 3:47 Shark or Chuck unhei Shark Jorgen Hyzaar. Unknown 3:51 Shark at the best edible he could have yet to do Unknown 3:54 well for Grover store circles for no fucking reason. Unknown 4:00 I'll put another one of those out here. So sharks gonna be mad. Guys, we gotta get into this. Unknown 4:08 We're gonna be up top squeaking like a dolphin and doing all that first. guy Unknown 4:12 that got LSD on his fingers that he synthesized and accidentally collected started. Dude, we got to figure out a way to do this. Unknown 4:22 At the bottom of the sea turtles like Kid give it back give it a full forgiveness. Because of the fucking sea turtle Unknown 4:31 forgetting to swim. Shark out the shark die he forgot to swim or ate the Judean. What I know it's hard to believe but that's what happened. Unknown 4:45 For him take samples and shark high Unknown 4:47 he lost all motivation Unknown 4:49 at the levels is fucking sharp Unknown 4:57 there's nothing but like, left in his stomach Unknown 5:00 with a higher THC level Unknown 5:09 Well, you know it's a it's been a bit of a slow episode. And today's a special day. I didn't bring anything up. Unknown 5:15 It's your birthday. This is the birthday I meditated earlier. Unknown 5:19 Thank you. So I figured we need another 10 minutes and show so 41 answer. I'm officially an old asked motherfucker. We may be wearing hats from a balding Unknown 5:32 look man. Sometimes you just gotta let it go. Unknown 5:34 I'm kind of like trying to let it go. I'm like Unknown 5:36 back to Faith. American History X Joy going for yourself you shave and you know Unknown 5:43 you think if I go too far now Unknown 5:46 you got the sun fucking crisp your head right? That's that's part of what I see. You're also gender Unknown 5:54 aware half of every gonna go bald. Unknown 5:55 I don't know man or shaved or whatever. Like abstain about thinking about a lot of stuff same beer because I get an old man I might have to do shave beard but like, I'm definitely thinking about doing some TRT because after all the fucking hernia mesh surgery and shit. I'm feeling like I'm a little bit a little bit depleted. Like it's hard to like get the full bounce back and like exercise and exercise. I get tired and it's fucked. Up. But that seems to be like the low tea sides. I'm probably gonna take one of those tests, see how I'm doing? And before I would spend anything to grow my hair back I would spend money to like, you know, feel better. Like maybe for the hair but like I mean, Unknown 6:34 which needed eugenics. Unknown 6:37 They do like legit mattress shipping and they do all sorts all sorts of stuff. They sell all sorts of stuff man test them and all sorts of stupid shit like I'd be trying to look into like, I've been trying to look into something like Rogen would recommend instead of like just some sort of like route that I could eat from the fucking GNC. You know what I mean? Figure out like if there's some kind of figure out if there's some kind of like natural decent for Unknown 7:09 Tangata alley and this other one called foot bear or something. Unknown 7:13 I don't know if I trust all that might not FDA regular. Unknown 7:18 Tagging that tongue got Leon with our tagging. Unknown 7:22 I know Joe Rogan actually had a thing on his joint Joe Rogan Unknown 7:28 Mike sent all the answers that Ali might Unknown 7:31 match natural shit Yeah, Unknown 7:32 I like to do so before you sent me the link for what you fuck because, you know, I figured I figured like Mullen leaf I'm Unknown 7:45 not necessarily like opposed to doing something about to hair. Like, I want to figure out how to like keep the energy shit because I'm just gonna get older. I might as well figure out Unknown 7:56 what you will see. Or you got you got to pack you got to pawn. I got to pawn right. Unknown 8:01 It's a little bit set on the front, towards the top. But like that's kind of like in the family. And shit. But it's also like, you know, I had a hernia mesh wrapped around my best efforts for two years. Unknown 8:10 A little bit out of Laos. You don't get the pawn and try to in and keep whatever's around and with the pawn or like to make the rematch or like to Unknown 8:22 like if I don't Terry Bradshaw it's the Hunter S Thompson and I love hunters Thompson's maybe I could support the hair on the sides and the totally chromed dome but like, I'm not particularly keen on that. I might actually try with them Laser Hair Therapy things to like because those are the light thing, whatever they will have like six month guarantees. I'm like mean, of course the shot. I don't know Unknown 8:45 how they just go. It feels as if I was losing my hair anyway, I think I would. I think I will save it all. Unknown 8:54 To me. It's like I don't like shaving in general. So like yeah, that just starts but I might just start doing like a buzz down once a month. It just like the end of the month. I just take it down as short as it goes on a one and just move on with my life that every month with the beard go wild and just have fun, just do my thing. But like, you know, I'm not necessarily opposed to trying something to try to curb the hair loss or whatever. But I'm not necessarily willing to do like, I don't know, I'm not I'm going to more like the less I have to take the better. Like the laser hair thing makes sense. Because I'm like, Well, I just turn a light on a few times a week and if it's like actually stimulating growth like I get that. That makes sense to me, but like taking stuff I'm not really into that revenue fell on my head. I'm really into that. Maybe maybe I take some time not only and I get I get to like shot in the leg every month or something I don't know. Unknown 9:46 My shit like when I went bald. I was like you know this was standing out of here and I was like fucking Unknown 9:52 brother with a bald head looks better than a white dude, Unknown 9:54 what a bear. It's also true. Unknown 9:56 Like I got a good head for being bald. My shit don't look bad. But like, I don't want to deal with the maintenance. That's why I don't shave my beard. I mean Unknown 10:08 this is as thick as a spiritual Unknown 10:10 or what I need to find because I used to make jokes about it. But like, I want to find somebody to give me some African American hair plugs. I want to Unknown 10:22 I used to tell people, I'm telling you, right. Douglas hair plugs dog Frederick Douglass got to fly his throat. I'm telling you dude, Frederick Douglass is the reason I wanted to throw when I was born in white care to shoot his flies held off. It's my fuckers fly shit. And like, he'd be on the wall in school and I'd be like, dude, that dude right there is good. To fly right there. Unknown 10:47 white dude gets fuck in China tell you they pull that off that app is a funny kid referral Unknown 10:55 plus and and I've seen here on the show with a big ass buck and Unknown 11:02 I support you. Thank you Unknown 11:05 one brother told me how to do this. So the thing is this hair right? So if you're growing hair, who's to tell you that's not your hair? Right? That's my head mother father. Unknown 11:16 Would it take on your characteristics or keep African American characteristics of the group that Unknown 11:21 would be terrible if I put an afro plugs and I couldn't like cornrow my shit. I want to African American white hair like Frederick Douglass, and I'm gonna get my fish car road up. Unknown 11:32 We're talking about this dude. This motherfucker is almost 60 years old man came with him on for one day and a full on Jordan jumpsuit sweatsuit. What is hair cornrows? Like obviously Unknown 11:45 that's what I'm talking about. When not just straight back looking at Hawaiian litter, fuck all that shit up coming out like Allen Unknown 11:56 core over by Unknown 11:59 the dog if I got Afro plugs, I would put in the fucking work. I would have African style. Like I would. I would take advantage. I wouldn't just have a frog. I would get Tony and then I'd let one out and that should be all like Unknown 12:19 that demand when he's got the thing in his office trying to tell you dog I would have all crazy as like a pair of clubs tear smiles that I could never get. I would get it all for her rocker cube play ones all the time. I would go from I would go from like, like you'd run. Exactly that. We're gonna go oh my god, if I just rocked every error. Like you have to Unknown 12:46 wonder if I will cover with a Jheri curl. Curl with the beard like a white man bear with me much as white to do anything Unknown 13:03 dressing my dad midlife. Crisis Management life crisis. It's a lifelong age now. Unknown 13:18 Lock me up because Unknown 13:28 you already out there that you just Unknown 13:31 wanted to get banned from club since the second every day you brought it up in the seconds. Unknown 13:37 It makes it worse it does. But you were saying I'm thinking about this as I was younger. That is typically midlife crisis. Unknown 13:48 Its fruition of a plan. I said when I was young one day I'm gonna start losing my hair. And when I do I'm gonna get Afro Unknown 13:56 Coventry. That's not been like crisis but everybody in the world go look at it like Unknown 14:04 that white dudes got to Frederick Douglass going on and I fucking love it. People are gonna love it. I remember I was in the third grade. I'd be walking around now she'd be blown into wind blowing in the wind get that nice thick part down like curled part to that. Not just straight back fucking bullshit. That fucker add flavor in his part took forever one day you will know you will. Unknown 14:35 Ladies and gentlemen, with that said we're gonna have to bring this episode of foolishness to a close I'd Unknown 14:42 like to thank you so very much for listening. We'd like to encourage you to listen to old episodes whether new episodes like share subscribe. Rate, if you know where I could get Afro plugs. Send me a link. Be nice to people that look like you'd be nice people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 14:59 Gentlemen, keep moving forward. That's right. Your wish faces a happy birthday the day man and if you can't find them Afro plug. Unknown 15:10 Plugs. I'm gonna have to call a hand plug place but I cannot get black people here. First less Unknown 15:15 up me to talk to y'all. Unknown 15:19 Out there too. Yeah, we'll find somebody. But yeah. So Unknown 15:23 stupid basic company. We're Afro puffs. He wrapped it around the ball everything Unknown 15:28 dog. Every every African American beer style for the last 30 years and hip hop in my head afro. Loves I would go through the whole catalog. Anyway, Unknown 15:44 so the thing about Unknown 15:45 don't forget we'd love you very much. Keep grinding the sheets trying to get done. And peace people Unknown 15:50 love y'all Transcribed by https://otter.ai