Unknown 0:12 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is Mason and friends show. Featuring that dude called Mike aka J rod states as well as his Junius aka the two murder triangle, your me I'm Mason aka Mahoney. We're pulling this rickety ship into the JuMerda triangle as Unknown 0:52 we're going because I'm sending y'all some right now Unknown 0:54 now what where were we last episode when we were talking to God and trying to figure out for our Unknown 0:59 for your his woman at the bar that he would holler and Unknown 1:05 he's trying to meet you because they never did never stack up you know what it is? Wide variety. Unknown 1:12 It's a big man. Unknown 1:14 Well, he has a wide variety of flavors that he's willing to engage with. But my man has a very picky streak and he's like a child that wants chicken tenders. Yet never as the chicken tenders good enough. Are you enjoying the honey mustard you unit now that's how it is with these women he gets women. Unknown 1:33 What I just said to everybody okay, is Unknown 1:36 that your reaction? You're not reacting to disagree that he's like a child with chicken tenders and honey mustard and what is this? A new deal? We got a different deck. Okay, Unknown 1:51 where it shows the tone moving the separate a split tongue moving Unknown 1:57 a white Yeah, she touches the top of her lip of one part of her tongue sticks the other part straight out Unknown 2:08 so you would fall back now Unknown 2:10 this one because she got this one. Now fucking with this one. And you know why? It's because she doesn't have fucking black down. She doesn't have the black eyes. Unknown 2:19 Or sharper teeth. When she got Nicole Unknown 2:26 ain't really dickhole ears though. Like Unknown 2:28 Oh, she got on but you got to have a little tiny deck. For him though. That's Unknown 2:34 too much of a dick Unknown 2:39 it's still too much. Unknown 2:41 Oh no, I'm not see what they're by look like. Unknown 2:43 Go to her go to her page. She's a petite little but she still wouldn't mess with her. See you. Unknown 2:52 You want to come with her? I suppose you Unknown 2:54 want like a church going girl that's really just Unknown 2:59 sheets. And then a lady in the streets as an all in all virtual reality. That's what he's looking for. Unknown 3:06 Everybody wants everybody Unknown 3:13 to see me like see me like Unknown 3:21 for those that want to follow along, Unknown 3:22 like see, Unknown 3:24 this girl's name has fallen angel underscore seven. No, Unknown 3:27 no offense to people, Unknown 3:28 but I don't I don't believe Unknown 3:32 your respect when whenever you're done saying whenever you say you gotta say respect. Unknown 3:39 Well, I'll start well that respectfully. See the kid to get pregnant for about eight months if the kid disappear. Unknown 3:48 You want her to have a miscarriage and if she keep just then she'll keep the body she needs to have sleep miscarriage body you want her to have miscarriages Unknown 3:58 if she can be that way any other way I guess. Unknown 4:04 You want to use a freshman 14 fencer people need to do a freshman 40 Unknown 4:09 The way I know the fat no badass Real Club a couple months put a kid everybody but if the kid would just disappear you know I mean so you don't have to deal with that. You know I mean then Unknown 4:20 you got to take her out to like the college buffet every every day, Unknown 4:24 or Yeah, so she's high fructose corn syrup. Unknown 4:28 You find whenever you probably put 20 on real quick Unknown 4:31 but still so again, that's another one that you wouldn't fucking Rahal Unknown 4:36 she was the man that Unknown 4:39 will see you Unknown 4:42 so picking those where you Unknown 4:47 wardrobe in a row she loves cracking on and Unknown 4:52 makeup on That's all she just say got makeup on. Most of these don't look like what you think they look like but she can't look crack it that's the fucking makeup she just got showered warm shower statement. Unknown 5:04 You're talking about the one on top. Yeah, she looks great, man. She looks perfectly fine. Like a natural woman and she may have a bunch of tattoos and piercings and shit. But she's not got a lot of makeup on in this she looks just fine. Dancer sexy to see and then she flips and it puts out a bunch of shit and I'm like, I don't like that so much. I like it better in a row without all that makeup on. And Tommy's bananas dog. She flipped her tongue in two different directions. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. She looks totally just fine. And I would be like yo we can go out but you can never put your tongue out of your mouth. Parents out Unknown 5:46 that fucking cheese ball to look instead of who the person really is. You need to get into the right conversation this Unknown 5:53 girl right here should be coalition should be awful Unknown 6:02 navigate six that's cool shit Unknown 6:11 why ever six a body? I don't know what's this face. She got a six body Unknown 6:17 with what you were saying what? Oh, they all have six face physical feature with six basically you I mean six o'clock straight up the best seat Unknown 6:27 that you're looking for straight up and down six o'clock in a woman. But like you're not really looking for that you're not lucky like you. I can't grasp what it is that turns you off about one woman that will turn you on about the next Unknown 6:40 yes that's that Okay, that's it right there. That's the answer the reason for writing right? What you're likely isn't because Unknown 6:52 they don't give you the look. You don't see the looking it's not even necessarily they give you the look. It's you don't see the look. They don't have the look so you don't want to fuck with them regardless of whether or not Unknown 7:08 it's just a good vibe necessarily. I'm not really looking to hold on so let's say you go to the bar right you see a chick at the bar and she's hot and five months ago five overstrike all at it and they walk off man I felt like she out if I guys but if you have to just say hey, how you doing as we are and she kickin it with you like oh shit, maybe she she maybe she was waiting on the gym to show up Unknown 7:31 you might be perfect. She vibes with my QA take Unknown 7:35 that chance. You a shoot your shot. You didn't bother doing the Allen Iverson you didn't shoot your shots. Unknown 7:42 That's right. You know why Wayne Gretzky was the scoring leader for so long because he was took a bunch of shots. He was gearing shooting. Like let me make a nail in the mouths right because he's just taking potshots man Hold on, let me put up 1020 balls before we go. He will be waiting Unknown 8:02 in the driveway. We just randomly to sit man just shoot a shine you know. Unknown 8:06 You'll be sitting there writing your mom would be like alright, we're going to grocery store you'd be sitting in the car like it should be like Oh, I forgot my bag should be other grandmother's shit. Like Steph Curry will be training buckets right but I don't like his mom would literally be driving out the driveway like boy gets her asked him to call and then he would get in the car and they will go to the grocery store. But like, you know, if you take that same mentality to women, so Shoot, shoot shots dog like because you you. You're like, Oh, she got like, you're like you're like what was that movie? Shallow how were like George's iPhone was like on a beach towel was longer than their fucking. So I'm not gonna go to the concert. Three Beatles that are still alive. And it's like, what are you fucking kidding me to go to that concert? I'd stick your toe in my mouth. That's what she told me to do. Like, let's go. We're gonna see plugin. Paul McCartney. Fucking everybody but fucking John Lennon at that point. Ringo? What's the other motherfuckers name? I just fucking I know. You don't. Nobody knows. Who to fucking Beatles. Beatles. I'll Unknown 9:13 never forget the Beatles Unknown 9:15 George Harrison. George Harrison. had like, and then we're gonna have Clapton playing the fucking Linnaean parts like I remember the shit. So I was like, I'll go with the fucking I've gone but one of the Jews like fives that he wouldn't go out with to go to that concert. Now I'm saying I don't I would have three to go to that concert. I don't give a fuck by myself to this shit. Kirby have a Unknown 9:36 great time. Unknown 9:39 You're very picky, man. And you're limiting yourself. You're not opening yourself up to experiences you're looking at him and going no, no, no. I'm not. I'm not you know, I like to get to know a woman before I just decided I'm not gonna waste my time when you just look at the bench across the bar. And you know, Unknown 10:00 the friends do make sense because you got the ones where you can see clearly at work. But once you see that, that one time then you zero in on somebody that you think might be like, You know what, I'm not gonna follow this because she's too dumb drunk. Unknown 10:14 See, but this is what we're here. This is more of you. Maybe you're fishing in the wrong pond. If you've Unknown 10:22 always been fishing in the wrong pile. Unknown 10:23 That's the problem. You don't lead on find the good water you enjoy that good water when you're actually fishing. For fish. But when you're fishing for women don't like your I mean you need a good water to live but you're not finding the good water to look for the women and to fish to the ladies Unknown 10:38 need to explore I know that I don't have own been saying that. Unknown 10:42 See, but what I'm saying is go to the library and read a book and wait for a pretty girl to walk by. That sits down is reading the book and go there and go I know I'm not supposed to Unknown 10:54 whisper to the library. The library Unknown 10:58 is not the library quiet. go to Barnes and Nobles, Barnes and Nobles got a fucking little fruit bar like a smoothie bar inside of it. You go you get some out of bars. No. Unknown 11:10 Well look maybe you need to look for women like Panera Bread and Barnes and Nobles. Right? It's like that era now. You will fuck emeritus Majesco Unknown 11:23 exactly that's upon us need to be in check out those waters. There's some nice nice fishing that we do. He needs to come off and Jimmy the triangle Unknown 11:33 that you try Unknown 11:36 to fit Macare be if you go out to the Atlantic, maybe or further out Atlanta you to veer veer towards you know the UK maybe Unknown 11:45 tragic Mayday waters and crystal clear Unknown 11:48 jump over to the Pacific you know one time to see what the fox popping on that. I mean you know you do that quarter Jackman you bro you know what I'm saying? Like, Unknown 11:56 get back to your home home waters. Like seriously like you really it's where you're fishing for these ladies that your problem you're in plenty of fish and and shitty bars around warrants and land. And that's like, nobody's gonna meet anybody, necessarily. I mean, somebody you know, you might you might meet somebody cool there. I'm not gonna fucking rule that out as a possibility. But your chances of meeting somebody that like you're gonna think of as a substantive human beings are lesser there than they would be than if you actually managed to meet a woman I mean fuck go to the grocery store go to Wegmans and talk to what but I like like you gotta have something funny. Unknown 12:30 That food corner like that the way it was Unknown 12:33 at the food court if you go in there and like hang out at the sushi bar but I you mind if I buy you a plate of fish? With the ladies May I buy you? Sandwich sandwich? If you find a woman that giggles when you ask her for a fish sandwich? What the fuck like What else am I looking for? I'm talking to ladies out in the streets. If she's if she's like, fun, I need somebody that can laugh and be reasonable and have a good time to a great degree. Right? So what else you're really looking for? You know what I'm saying? Like he's your problem is that you're like, Oh, look at that, man. She got to save comparison. dig holes in her ear. Unknown 13:09 You can't be choosy about that because that means that Mitch can explore so she's wanting to try something right? Unknown 13:15 You don't know what the fuck you might find with that she'd been working that tongue back and forth on your Unknown 13:19 salad. I want to look for the wall that got the septum pierced. Unknown 13:24 What the hell the seven bears got to do to God damn. Unknown 13:27 She's she's open minded. She's willing to try stuff that not everybody else is willing to try? No, like, seriously, Mike, you're right. You're right. If I wanted to get my salad tossed by a lady and I went into a room and there were five ladies in there and one of them had a septum piercing that was the only thing that made her stand out from the other ones. The one that I'm willing to like say hey, you know, come in here and ask somebody to toss my salad. I choose. Unknown 13:54 This sharpshooter split tone was like Well, look I've been Unknown 13:57 to thanks. she sticks her tongue out because oh my god, you really are going to toss my salad you might have. Unknown 14:17 You see what you see right here? Is she right here? The only way to get on out here Unknown 14:31 if you can't respect when I got Unknown 14:33 back was getting rid of him because Unknown 14:36 you know what you might be afraid because you might enjoy it. Unknown 14:40 That's his problem. He's and he's and he's scared to find things that he likes that are that are something he did and again, we'll draw Unknown 14:48 that double top thing. I mean, if I can find it, I'll draw. Unknown 14:55 That's not a deal breaker. Unknown 14:58 But but most likely is a bit with the split tongue is gonna have Unknown 15:01 some she has somewhere. Unknown 15:02 Michelle well, but that's the thing, man. What is glass? She got to split tongue. When jewel walks up. She will look like fucking oatmeal cookies and milk. And she's not gonna look the rest of her. It's not gonna look like that. There's gonna be something off. There will be some off as well saying they'll be wholesome looking is what you know what I mean? Which has a very big appeal that its own different kind of direction. You know what I mean? Like, we put here's the thing when I think that you wants is the girl. This wholesome like that, like has that wholesome look, but like when you get her in the sack she's like a chick with a split tongue and a goddamn tattoos all over her body. You know what I mean? Unknown 15:42 Like that's what he wants he wants what was being received visually represents Unknown 15:46 what he wants and in like visual like beavers mom, right? Like beavers mom. When Unknown 15:53 you're behind closed doors. She's fucking Sarah J Unknown 15:56 Exactly. He needs a freak bitch. That just doesn't have all the free pitch like aesthetic Unknown 16:02 near White. So you could focus there, Jake. Because you had all the big center. Unknown 16:08 Sarah J. She's fucking Alpha. Unknown 16:10 I know. You focus there J But you couldn't have Sarah Jane's like yo this my girl right here. Unknown 16:15 Why? Because it's this sort of scenario like Kim Kardashian where you've served videos of her get Unknown 16:22 bored so I couldn't fuck back gonna be with no active porn star previous probably now so I have no business up in sales guys about to say Unknown 16:33 vaginal mileage is the problem. He's gonna get mad at me too many miles but on average JJ fuck with that. I'd be putting them out like feet at a time and then putting them all miles at a time. I can't keep saying like she's, she's used to second time bangs auto Unknown 16:53 drip glass. Unknown 16:55 You're so mad. I mean, they're so concerned like maybe these women like the porn addicts that they're having sex with. It's just a little too much debt for them she has no fucking gay. He has no fucking belief in himself. walks away, making vape and I gotta go. I can't keep talking about all these big black they have to blow me out of the water Unknown 17:28 down well, Unknown 17:31 eenie meenie miney moe. Somebody came along and left me and my big toe walking in the street. Unknown 17:35 You know, the biggest fish was determined. That's what they say. Was tournament. But Unknown 17:43 it is not a tournament. But you don't understand like each individual woman is judged her own fish. If she wants a big fish or a little fish or a nice, a nice a folder or a weird fish. Maybe she wants a fish that's willing to do stuff that like other fish aren't willing to do Unknown 17:58 I'm not gonna lie, but I Unknown 18:01 do when I can't get involved. Unknown 18:05 But pornstar Unknown 18:07 I think I feel like we're nowhere near to figuring out what it is about the Terminator triangle. Like somehow we're we're out here we haven't sought the ship yet. We just keep blasting through. Unknown 18:21 We're just like, you know, we're here. Unknown 18:23 We know we're not as well. We'll be fine. Unknown 18:26 We'll just take it and we're done. We're good. I'm Unknown 18:28 worried about sinking and raking the ship and that you're muted. Unknown 18:34 We're trying to navigate which way we go. Unknown 18:36 What's actually happening? Compensate work. Right. Just spin Yeah, like Wait, what are we really trying to figure out and Unknown 18:47 this is like you don't fuck y'all got the book opposite fuck guy walked the fuck off. That's what Unknown 18:54 it was like that. It's like that painting of the clock that's melting Unknown 18:58 your arm out your Unknown 19:02 avatar navigation card Unknown 19:05 chicken and call the rat. Did you see Wegmans had a commercial I fucking lost and I was laughing this it was funny shit. You had always been for this guy running to like get pictures and shit like they was gonna go see a celebrity and it was a fucking plate of chicken. I might get close. Deckard chicken is bigger. MAFAC is in line like that. I don't know. Chicken. I never Unknown 19:29 you should pop in again. Fuck with it. Press the button. Press the bottom Unknown 19:37 almost. No, no, no, no, no women chapter you are a Unknown 19:44 little effed up over Unknown 19:45 there. Yeah, mild technical difficulties on now. Unknown 19:47 Before he got to try way Miss chicken apparently. Looking back I want you to read you know what what are you gonna Unknown 19:54 like Friday are like wings Unknown 19:57 there's a chance you go into Wegmans to get some scar chicken. That being at the same spot, looking at the same bird and Unknown 20:05 you can be like, Do your kids like the dark meat? Unknown 20:09 He'd be like, Yo, that's a good look at Chicken Fried Unknown 20:14 Chicken make me feel like you haven't out there. Just be like that chicken. Makes me feel frisky to keep getting all right, Matt, you said you say that lady give her that little eyebrow raise. You guys should make me feel kind of frisky. Well have grin. Unknown 20:39 You go to Wegmans. You go look for some shaking. You got to write to a woman that's actually looking at some chicken to write she got to have conversation with you. Have you ever tried at night try this before you? Yeah, no, they are provoked pretty good. Now forgot your tribal shit. You know they throw a recipe out of a throw some like you would make with chicken Unknown 20:58 Yeah, because I didn't know what. To Macedonian. Need to get that from my recipe. Let's run an ad for Unknown 21:11 tennis and my paprika. Guys. I'm making toward tennis say coming Unknown 21:29 thing to be or Oh yeah, you're right. On that line. Do Unknown 21:32 you hear what's going on come up with a fake side to make because you know you don't like sighs but he goes yeah, I'm gonna get this chicken. I make some noodles with this one. Unknown 21:45 I get me some fresh apparatus. And then I add a little bit of pepperoni and coming on there and I put it in the oven. chicken grease. Unknown 21:59 Salt butter. beverage that Unknown 22:08 score sublimit burgers. Unknown 0:00 The rackets side dish see Unknown 0:09 I have a conversation with a woman it's getting chicken with you. Unknown 0:15 What you do is you throw them words out or you stand next to as bragging. Have you ever tried this as Bragg's systems? We're gonna get rid of all these apparatuses a sugar if I was gonna take you out to dinner would you have asked for x? Unknown 0:38 Kinda does funny things are funny. People Unknown 0:42 read in brocolli Unknown 0:50 putting up Unknown 1:00 and he might get a giggle out of it Unknown 1:11 but I'm enjoying it Unknown 1:14 I think that would work for you man. You can pull this off. You can pull this away how you say that Unknown 1:20 refers to good land, right? Unknown 1:22 We're out right I just wanted you see you smile. Have a nice day. Unknown 1:26 I've been saying rock all the rock my whole life Unknown 1:35 to be like, Wait, how do you say Unknown 1:40 that could that could work for his man. I'm telling you. Unknown 1:44 I'm gonna try this if I'm in a grocery store. Unknown 1:47 He could pull that off sorry to say I love you bro. But you can pull that up the asparagus opera saying that she brought me home Unknown 2:00 with a flower can I get Unknown 2:03 I really appreciate you and I gotta figure out how Meghan, bro Kelly. Maybe because my God says I need some more vegetables in my life. That's it. Don't talk about your doctor. Unknown 2:17 Vegetables anyway, there may not be at all God damn, maybe but it's sexy as fuck and brought over here he was a fitness health check your whole life he'd be out here with a peloton bike Frank getting ready to run a backer Megan says I was doing it for a while. Unknown 2:41 He coming out here no man but pretty much good Unknown 2:46 to have a man buttoned up the mullet guy Casey Unknown 2:48 this is gonna be too awkward for him with a man but that should just don't look right at all. Unknown 2:57 I wouldn't disagree with that. I think that the big main floof behind him is pretty pretty. That's what it needs to be. But on occasion, I think throw a little grease up in that mile fucking and Jheri curl nap flavors is gonna be nice to start doing on the fly. You're the only one wears him headphones for the last decade. So do what the fuck you want with your hair. Unknown 3:16 I need to get me some new ones. Unknown 3:17 Yeah, you do. You need to get you some near Unknown 3:24 misses have been around a while they've done their work, man. I know I showered so I never had a meeting but it never got rid of scraggly Unknown 3:31 this. You know the mafia. Just Unknown 3:34 focus it down. So I Unknown 3:38 mean, I mean God damn. Very good. He Unknown 3:41 is yeah, it's gotta be these headphones over a decade old Unknown 3:45 and the amount of runtime on him of Jesus Christ. All these Unknown 3:53 all those that's the only piece of equipment. I think that was here at the beginning. Unknown 3:59 Those headphones versus in that little box thing that still made it that I bought Unknown 4:03 No no, that's not a mix anymore. It didn't fry it's actually at the in the mobile setup. If we ever fire that, Unknown 4:13 phones Yeah, originally see Unknown 4:14 only thing from the original he Unknown 4:15 ended up getting new headphones. His hearing we it will fuck him up every Tuesday. Oh no, we'd have to. Unknown 4:23 We'd have to tune in for sure. Unknown 4:24 I'm gonna get some I got some I got some amazon giftcard lined on up pick me Unknown 4:29 up. Get yourself some Unknown 4:31 properties right here. He's 67 Unknown 4:39 There's some good options out there and like the I got Unknown 4:42 the parent here and I got prepared the house for my show with the house. That I do. So. Check it Unknown 4:50 that's on you. I've been waiting for the Jew to buy headphones for 728 episodes Unknown 4:59 20 Friday, I put them in Friday or maybe you get them by Sunday. Probably not but Unknown 5:04 well I mean if you want them anytime this week, if you find yourself some earlier in the week, you should be able to have my next episode. Unknown 5:11 I'll send you the link to these on Amazon. Because Unknown 5:15 like I got I got some new memory cards coming and ship because I wanted to have backups for all these Jazz's and I feel like I'm wearing out memory cards. At this point. You burned all these all these miles we put it on beings but I saw Beavis talking to the fire in the trash can. And I was like yo this is amazing. But I didn't finish that episode. I had to walk away. You see the front of us the beginning part. I didn't see the beginning. When when they went to the escape room, and he was shooting the mummy at the end. Unknown 5:44 Super heavy trigger was when he was watching the videos man when he was watching the videos and talking like they used to bear that shit. Yeah was fucking ridiculous, dude, that's Unknown 5:53 what makes this show. That fucking shit is ridiculous. Unknown 5:55 Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go do this voice target these buggers do it was ridiculous. For Unknown 6:07 us to look at them. Yeah. Because I was watching Unknown 6:10 a scene as beginners just like how the original I think all the music and everything. I think it's like 20 Whatever years ago it's Unknown 6:17 about rights me like judges and I think he's doing it as close to like how he did it originally Unknown 6:22 open and cut them there seems like it was it was a music Well, but Unknown 6:25 it was classic Beavis and Butthead they're standing in the street throwing milk in the street with cars are running over milk cartons, right? And they're laughing and getting splashed with his lap and they laugh. And then these girls are like you're smart. Right? Come do this some scape room with us. And then like they go in the bathroom on accident. And the girls end up going into the escape room with some other dudes. They end up leaving with and they're all talking to the bathroom the whole time like thinking they're in the escape room. They end up going through the ducts to the other side to the up to the ladies. And then flooding the ladies room with fucking tampons in the toilet. It's fucking classic Beavis and Butthead Do Unknown 6:57 just like that, should they? Level Unknown 7:01 and Beavis is talking to fucking fire in a dumpster. Like there's a dumpster on fire and he's talking about in dumpster fire about fire. It's pretty awesome. The fact that he could talk about fire again because back in the day they got in trouble in a fight never brought up fire again. But can you hear me they got a whole bunch of shaking like some kid burned down the trailer trailer park and said he was wanting to blame it on Fox. Unknown 7:26 Shit. You know not about all that. I didn't watch a lot of BS back in the day called dude, but I watched Unknown 7:32 some of it I was an aficionado shout out to the homie Jeff we used to watch fucking moron I thought I Unknown 7:37 never caught any. The only thing I really caught every time when it came on was wrestling for a while there. When it was good. You know Monday night. Monday night when Monday night we'll come on out fuck with it like 20 years ago. Monday night some good shit who definitely weren't watching but other than that I never had no shit I fuck with MacGyver whenever it came on of course is because he turned some shit you know I mean he and then fucking 18 Maybe Unknown 8:15 Yeah, nah shooting motherfuckers boy right there. Unknown 8:20 And in the turtles anything I guess turtles and I'll fuck with that. You know? Unknown 8:24 That's what I was at. Unknown 8:28 Yeah, the Turtles are pretty dope. Think about getting the turtles patch making Unknown 8:32 what we do over to for, for for the show we stay late for on it. I ain't really worried about seeing two chains and Unknown 8:41 going there we're gonna do finally Unknown 8:42 maybe four or five possibly Unknown 8:47 10 or 11 Unknown 8:49 Rolling entries a letter Unknown 8:50 we got there were like 10 Lanza turns around again to drive Unknown 8:58 drive I'm transported yes all my phobia we get there get into we got to do and get out because I mean we didn't need we stuck around for a little bit less even some of the panels we added we did everything we just sit there and watch the list of panels rolled out Yeah, we got to a point because you left before because he was fucked up that day. Unknown 9:20 Keyword theory and 100 handset. That was an interesting time. Unknown 9:23 Yeah, yeah. That was with farms too, though. Yeah. Unknown 9:27 Yeah, that's what made it interesting. We Unknown 9:28 was already planning to do our own thing. You know, so, Unknown 9:32 whatever. Yeah, interesting things happen. Unknown 9:36 It was a whiz whiz. Unknown 9:39 I want to save for that day we left it. I mean, if it ain't somebody that I want to see I'm leaving. We watched action at one time. Unknown 9:44 See, we should have watched we should have went Sunday to Sunday a t shirt. We should have went Sunday. Sunday a t shirt. Sunday. We're Unknown 9:52 gonna festival it was the cannabis was the grandma year. Hey, they Unknown 9:58 also got some shit. Plugin smoke Bango may get up there and fucking you see this Jason is John on a book on the same sheet on the book. But it's some cannabis shit and Winchester like fucking with smoked weed paint and fucking smoke. Bingo and so we do all this other show Mexican women. They're Unknown 10:20 tasty bugs have fucking you gotta get on a member of murder mystery dinner and infuse murder mystery there and I like all the chips having like a burner like God fucking loads Unknown 10:32 then for you can you know there shouldn't Unknown 10:34 be anything if I went to I couldn't eat a fucking thing. And like Unknown 10:42 just a regular one when we went to the murder mystery, like you like I keep telling you though. You Unknown 10:47 got to find a real job. Find a better job Unknown 10:49 for working on this voiceover should I get this ship proper so I got to work with these motherfuckers no more. Unknown 10:54 That won't be nice. Unknown 10:56 dropping some have made a little bit a little bit like their class has passed yesterday was actually fun cool fun. Did that she got a couple scripts and you know I mean it was great. I got some more sheep coming up here pretty much all of March and we booked all of March fucking every Tuesday. Wednesday and Thursday. Pretty much site shares just fucking slammed with shit so fucking excited with this shit. Unknown 11:23 Man stay busy. Unknown 11:25 I told everybody man did this this whole fake winter that we got going on I'm in the house. Like I don't plan on going anywhere for shit. Unknown 11:32 Like it's almost oh man animals kind of coming out trying to Green Red Unknown 11:36 Frog This Thursday episode so the day technically should be about 80 degrees right and that's what Unknown 11:41 the fuck dude hit like I saw only 767 68 When I was leaving the house coming here like god damn I'm gonna be in the beater again at the fucking show. Unknown 11:51 Whoa, yeah. Unknown 11:53 It's been hot as fuck in here dug up and wiping it up. I'm like about to start getting tattoos like I'm a fucking basketball star. We're Unknown 12:00 what? World's coming to an end ma'am. I Unknown 12:02 am for the dude. Hell is frozen over prayer like above other fucking UFOs coming along. Unknown 12:09 Check us out. We talked about last episode. I said, Man, I think it's a distraction. You don't hear about it. In other countries. You'll hear about UFOs flying over Asia. Unknown 12:16 You do. I heard about flying over China. And like yeah, China scrambled fighters in the day. Like there's all kinds of crazy stuff happening so Unknown 12:25 they don't own aggressive grammar that balls flying through the air that was just flying behind that. Unknown 12:33 Yeah, that's just like, Unknown 12:35 damn, bro. Unknown 12:35 Yeah, it's crazy. And that ball making no noise the big balloon like item floating through the air making no noise flat. Unknown 12:42 Like it was kind of coming down maybe maybe a little bit I don't know. But it was hauling. It was running. Unknown 12:46 I still think somebody's might be distracted over the all the rails. I've been happy with muffles factories going Unknown 12:53 I've been meaning to shout out people in Ohio for a long time to even hear numbers out of Ohio shout out Ohio. God damn fucking madness. shivs Norfolk Southern right now because of what they've done Ohio. And what is really being done to like the middle of the country. Like this is a horrific fucking disaster that's going on. And nobody wants to say anything because you're worried about like, if this was going on in the Trump administration, and he tried to burn his axe to the ground. Yep. Fucking Biden sucks. And nobody on the fucking side that voted for him wants to admit that he's ridiculous. Like, Trump sucks. They're so just buying. Like, if you can't admit those things, you're not dealing with reality. Unknown 13:26 I was a little bit better than Biden. I won't say well at this point. Unknown 13:30 It's hard to say that he's not because like Biden started wars. Like that's the thing that's so asinine about it. They're given all these fucking reasons why Trump's gonna go get himself reelected. He's Unknown 13:38 gonna be like, Well, that didn't start any wars. But Biden did. All I'm gonna do is what I did before. They don't like that. I'm friends Unknown 13:45 with Putin, but maybe I can help me squash this bullshit like he's the one who's just sitting there saying it plus he's the only one that's looking for priests. Like they had a peace deal. The US Oh squash the peace deal. So Holy fucking British leader in and said none and I can't squash this before it Unknown 14:01 started out OSHA where he just shut the whole fuel down again. Oh, getting our Unknown 14:05 what what you mean where he blew up the fucking gas line between Russia and Germany? Yeah, yeah. After said that he was gonna do it after he said that he was going to do it then he's like, Unknown 14:13 Oh, don't worry about that. Oh, what a fun, Unknown 14:18 commit acts of war and then tell other people they can't commit acts of war like it's fucking ridiculous. Unknown 14:23 Fucking the real estate the real estate was a union bullshit whatever. Like yo, we gotta let go all these people Unknown 14:29 know what the problem was. They fucking breaks and the wheels are. Unknown 14:34 This is what they were saying earlier that this before I came here today, I was watching they're like, look, what happened was because they laid off his rail workers and they want to move ship faster with less people. What they used to do would take like four hours to check these cards and the rails and all that shit. I didn't want them out of here. 2030 minutes I get them gone. Now you trying to say printing money. Unknown 14:57 Monetizing things. They kill the environment. Do people give people cancer? grand scale, Unknown 15:04 but then you gotta look you got these factories going up in flames like all these food factories and shit that are getting fucked up all the Unknown 15:10 factories and people act like we're not under attack. Well, how would people attack us? I don't know. I guess I could walk across the fucking wide open border and fucking go buy a car and drive it into a fucking building. There's all sorts of Unknown 15:22 right there that to where it's just put the wall down. Just let anybody just walk them here and then we're gonna drive people wherever they need to go. Unknown 15:31 Yeah, it's not a good investment. Unknown 15:32 Not at all. It has no idea how many months are you? Actually let nobody's bitch because ain't nobody sitting there. Unknown 15:39 Well and those people that they would come up and give themselves up. They don't catch what are those? What right just maybe they're thrown? I don't know maybe to throw Molotov cocktails and egg factories. I don't know bro. I don't know call me a conspiracy theorists. Unknown 15:52 I don't really give a fuck there's a lot going on. Unknown 15:55 I just don't trust you. Don't trust nothing Unknown 15:57 here trust though. This has happened. Unknown 15:59 Ever since that fucking whole shit where a fucking number was random ran up to Capitol and then boy just let it happen. But it was truthful. I know Nancy Pelosi for National Guard was head of security in Mr. Fugger. Knees knees be in jail. Because after that should happen. I could not get to work and I'm trying to tell you it was so hard to walk anywhere around DC truck drive as I'm saying driving was ridiculous. But even walking was fucking stupid as fuck around the Capitol. Should have a soul. She was going to happen you already fucking knew she was going to happen you didn't do well mother Unknown 16:37 wanted it to happen so that they can make political people happen Unknown 16:44 after that. Every goddamn cop was seen on the goddamn road at ak 47 or whatever they're allowed to fucking care. Whatever chopper right they're allowed to fuck. Military motherfuckers cops all the motherfuckers three or four and a goddamn intersection ships right for two weeks after fucking have a book prior fucking nothing. I was working. You were walking right behind where I was working up the mall. Get right tear shit up. work like it ain't nothing fucking happened. And like fuck you whatsoever. vug and run security should be in jail forever for conspiracy or fraud or whatever fuck on stupid shit. Just being a dumb off are not doing your job charges will do Unknown 17:27 well it's a negligence thing. Unknown 17:30 I was scared for my life but I didn't shoot every motherfucker moving made you crazy fucking now I'm alone every fucking every clip I've got. I will shut the fuck out y'all stupid clusters your shit right I will. I will shoot you say two times. Next thing bam bam bam reload clip. I'm still gonna shoot you. I'm over it. I'm still scared. Bah bah, bah, bah, bah. Gretzky will run after me and they look what I'm doing then. When I run out of that I'm gonna Hey, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you with whatever I got right here because I'm scared I mean he's six seven is like hot air Tom and scared all Unknown 18:09 the way up there running around killing people. Like left and right. Regardless anything just fucking people up like if you talk badly, you can get your head cracked. He's always been like that. Like, it was like that when my grandfather was a young man, motherfucker. They will fuck you up. If you talk shit. It don't matter nothing about it. They're the law. They fucking know they can beat your ass and they're a shit you can do about it. Regardless of where the fuck you come from. Who the fuck you are they gonna fuck you up. And if they do it too much then they might lose their job but most of the time they don't. They're not worried about it because most of the time they don't fucking kill you. They're they just fucking put you in the hospital a pack Unknown 18:46 of smokes they always want to hurt us man back as a kid you know, he always we're out. Have you ever really hang out smoke screen when you go I suppose. crip he'd always had these little goddamn gadgets. He had his little bar thing. You know, I mean, he'd lock up your wrist and shake him it was lock you down. And he just standing there you know? Big hands man. You know Got your ball locked up some cops shit. Unknown 19:11 Smoke that really fuck with me Unknown 19:15 to turn the tables on a man. That's why all the good stuff. Unknown 19:20 This is This is fucking. I don't know how long you smoke, but I'm talking we're talking. We're Yong Yong Unknown 19:25 is the only one out of the crew that doesn't have an origin story. I don't know how he came to be and how we came to be friends everybody else I know. Unknown 19:33 And with that said we're going to bring this episode of the Mason their friends Unknown 19:36 show me a smoke man who will fuck Unknown 19:38 is smoke smoke. Anyway, thank you so much for listening. We'd like to encourage you to listen to old episode as well as new episodes don't Bogart is best described ladies and gentlemen. Be nice to people that look like you'd be nice people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 19:55 A little bit. A little bit. Ladies and gentlemen keep moving forward. Keep going and Unknown 20:03 you want to do unit so Unknown 20:06 we got to play a G film this Unknown 20:08 gentleman coming straight out of the chair mute a triangle Unknown 20:13 because we come out of the dryer we pull it out now we're like are we covenant are different borders now. Unknown 20:19 Air National Water Unknown 20:23 What do you fuck a plane over there Mike Perry Unknown 20:26 song sophomore and when I was paired Hey, he's getting in Dooley Robert was everything I want to read a bird buy and Unknown 20:40 hold off by the sound is what it is. Unknown 20:54 That's the parent saying Unknown 20:56 he's put it on her. Whoever whoever was putting our Oreos Ella rose. She might have been first time trying to run Unknown 21:05 without kerosene oh that you've chopped as he learned that word real quick. Yeah, I just blanked it out over there Unknown 21:24 this was parent daughter. Oh my god. Oh my god that should I just played over the microphone. Unknown 21:30 Whatever. I don't want to know you're watching the other foot as we come out of the two meter triangle. We're gonna play a fucking Jew unit song for you. falls for you damn near people that are still with us as the Jimmy units and Eric saying crazy shit fair porn. Porn apparently. Whatever. Alright, so this song is from the G unit. It's called all fish matter. It's to a Garth Brooks song. This is new conch contra newish. Alright, so stay tuned. Don't forget we love you very much. And peace be with you? Unknown 22:23 Saturday morning, efficient whole government shutdown together. I gotta hurry. I got the thunder. And lightning back in the harasser. They're gonna try to scare away the fish and round them up. I gotta hit water for a run me scattering England own light that light it ain't gonna catch my ass make a boat. I got to my sanctuary here that gets backed by later you can catch me and burn my ship and won't be out of you said If you fuck with Mike Swayze. Now we're Swayze live back with a pond in the meadow. He never seen us lazy with it. Maybe y'all know scary movies, you might see something like that. But right now we ain't doing water get home that feels we reeling in anything and everything that man asked me the other day which you catch it and I said would ever swim in and fucking by a nine prejudice or race to settle this matter? Yes sir. Yes, sir. A F Damn. of Office matter of this matter cannot be with anything only information. Here's my phone number. You can call me if you want I'm gonna send it right now. I don't have time for you take this survey the rains come in. And I gotta get home before they park acid rain they assess it against struck by lightning gotta get away from no motherfucking water because oh my god. They're the only one look around and they got damn rain. Maybe they but I'm taller than him. So obviously I'm all get struck first Unknown 24:10 don't notice that. I got struck by lightning if it's stronger than a white man, I think the white man's gonna be because I assume he's out in the rain. If it really starts raining real hard. Just everybody go inside but you know how then white people conquer and all the fucking elements. I don't care about rain. I was born in the world of water. around me. I can take a little bit of rain. I don't care what you're making. I don't care Unknown 24:48 about Sally rubber Fargo's making colada as a hockey baby Unknown 25:02 the rains are coming. I got to clean my says I can't get up as a lightning bolt struck 100 feet away. It's close and fast. I'm not gonna run I'm gonna walk away casually. Hopefully you don't see me. Hopefully, they don't see me. Thank Fashion One zigzag from the line name because when they come down, they come down in a zigzag pattern. Yes, they wouldn't match my steps. I might as well walk straight down to lighten to like sidestep ankles. That's how you move. That's how you roll. Appreciate the background. That's how we roll