Unknown 0:07 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason and Friends show featuring that dude called ju aka el juPurino. As well as that dude called Steve AKA, big Steve, Unknown 0:29 what it is, what it was, what it shall be Unknown 0:33 as well as background headphone less and probably not saying much the pharmacist, Hi. as well as Jay rod Statham. I’m Mason, these are my friends. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. Unknown 0:52 Yo, what's good out there today? Man. I got to give a shout out to my homie man his wife man burning boss. Happy 20th anniversary. Great time the night. Way too much to drink. Unknown 1:09 Y'all made it 20 years that's better than like 90% of most Unknown 1:12 of your there at a very high percentile some rarity shit right now. 20 years of marriage going strong. Unknown 1:19 Yeah. The three people that have been married in this room's time married doesn't add up to 20 years. Unknown 1:25 True. How many did you put in June? I think I had seven phase math and so that's 12 plus 1238 years in June for me. So just just about equal then Yeah. Yeah. Damn, it's been that long already files. That Phil I mean, Brian. Were you Yeah, Unknown 2:00 I took my ad to feels like eight weeks or 880 years to begin. One of Unknown 2:05 my half of that for me. Somewhere in the immediate middle, Unknown 2:08 somewhere in the middle. So it's been eight years feels like 4040 and some acres. Unknown 2:15 40 acres has been crazy last half because kids but kids make everything go by real fucking quick. It's hard to try to make sure to enjoy you know, when they're between a baby and five. Yeah, because a lot of shit. You've got to go through and think about and worry about it. same damn time. I don't. Jordan Peterson was saying something about I guess it's the most important time because you don't get this back. Always have other kids but I'm like if you don't take advantage of between four, five years of them being innocent in children. Unknown 2:55 Like you just say fuck me alone. Exactly. You got to take advantage of that time where they don't really have a choice hang out with you. And they also are not going to shame you for forcing them to hang out with you. Well, it's Unknown 3:07 hard to maintain like remember this is the good part when you change diapers. Unknown 3:16 Part and you're sitting there thinking Well, wait, how much worse is this gonna get his knuckle deep and shit every day? Unknown 3:25 You look at it and they're fucking you know, God says his age fucking damn 120 I remember when I changed as shitty as that. Look at you. Look, I found an old picture of me and God says oh man, I think it was either second or third birthday or whatever birthday we lost that plane on top of the apartment building. Is that a pitcher beat him bad. We're fucking looking at the camera throwing fist at the camera. I'm like man, looking a little chunky. He was actually bigger than the Jew. No shit, locking them up and putting them in holes and shit around like, call me next time as Unknown 4:06 you're gonna show up a washer. You're gonna elbow drop them Unknown 4:10 over you know he heard it. He he listens to the podcast. You don't want Unknown 4:22 one of these days we're gonna put on like a pay per view special like this. We're gonna actually put them in a ring together and watch the Jew get Unknown 4:30 right to nuts. A lot of fun. He's gonna take out my weakness and I'm gonna take out his weakness right there we're gonna Judo chop to the neck, then that's gonna be my next one. Unknown 4:51 Okay, you can do the jury trial today. We're gonna have to set some rules and regulations ain't gonna be Unknown 4:58 fighting ain't no rule. If you get to answer them. You want the rules. Don't scratch don't poke no I don't bite no here Oh, that's real clear phone fucking each other. Unknown 5:12 This I'm afraid I'm gonna have to side with Mike on this that he shouldn't be hitting your son in the ball. First smacks you in the balls then you have a full right to hit him. But you can't lead that charge. Unknown 5:26 You know you gotta get man off somehow you got to get him Unknown 5:32 to listen to that concern. Unknown 5:34 That's what I was about to say. He's that you're certain that he's already in his bio like, right that the boys in the nuts. I'm ready to hit him. It is nuts. If he got me he's on me all the way I'll be able to get him off Is it Unknown 5:47 because I'm not gonna be able to jump because he's gonna have to say Unknown 5:51 hi but but essentially what you're saying is you can't take your son. You're gonna have to hit him in the nuts take him there is buried between the Unknown 5:59 shoulder to shoulder with this fight. Unknown 6:02 Strike low. We'll talk about fight. Unknown 6:05 He may think it's a dirty move but he could be off me Unknown 6:10 instead of him unless you'd be good tagging them in the eye one time. You don't think you hit him in the jaw one time. Unknown 6:15 Why don't you just square up on him and knock him the fuck out. It looks Unknown 6:18 like he would have a glass jar to say he didn't want to break my son's jaw. Unknown 6:32 He wants to break his balls. Boys will be just a screwed up when they happen is my children are. I thought I'd hit you in a nurse that way your genome sequences to get all screwed up. Everything would be all out of whack. Unknown 6:51 A little scrambled. You don't want to hit him in the face. Exactly what you don't want to hit a father. He wants to do that check. Unknown 7:02 I don't think that's a good father. I think it's better to give him a black guy who gave that black guy my dad as opposed to because my father kicked me in the balls when I was having a sanctioned fight on his podcast. And I said he smacked me in the ball. First, Unknown 7:21 I'm not gonna feel go kick him in the nuts. You know, there's gonna be a little sub to get him off. Unknown 7:25 To stunning professional wrestling we're talking about here. Unknown 7:33 A bad game, you know? I mean, bad day. Unknown 7:37 Joy. That dude was like me what to do like crab is dig twisted. Twisted. Been watching the UFC fight yeah that's what sets gonna be screaming. UFC was in the beginning. Oh, yeah. Like but clay and the Beast Severn and Ken Shamrock. They definitely hit each other Roy's crazy. And gals going back yo with Tito Ortiz and sham Robbie, his face was lumped up fuck buying devastate him off his face down lumped up before but that buffer can like gorge on his fucking face after that fight. That was a good fight. chubby guy with a long beard. I think it's tank something right? Exactly. That dude. Yeah, Unknown 8:32 these dudes were scary people. Unknown 8:33 Yes. I'm sure they still are of their love. Like WWF drugs they fucked him over Yeah. Unknown 8:41 Yeah that's true. Do it they're not living that lifestyle trying to put on a show every Unknown 8:47 every night they're they're joined they're actually trained for and doing all this shit the writers they got to do where WWE was like I always got to look good. And make sure we do the act. Unknown 8:56 And it's volume, professional wrestling and volume act like you go out there every night. You put on the same you fight the same guy every night, six nights out of the week. And then the seventh night you do it on TV. Unknown 9:07 Because really I'm just amazed that I still laugh because I'm like how many times can you run across turnbuckle and clothesline a mall fucker dropkick a sumbitch and in different ways. Unknown 9:16 The thing is the people that do it are different Unknown 9:17 other bands. So Bob, Robert now, I really do rasslin Unknown 9:22 It's always had some soap opera shit going on. Yeah, but not not crazy. I Unknown 9:26 mean, they're really really here's the thing already. Unknown 9:28 Back in the day, though, when I used to flip past wrestling, often I'd flip by wrestling and they'd be wrestling when I flipped Pasolini. Nowadays, they're not wrestling. They're talking. There's some bullshit going on. And that's cool. If you're into it, do you? But I don't know. I ain't got time for that shit. I'm working on. I'm working on bigger things like church, Mason T shirts. Unknown 9:49 I mean, what the people do what people do when they're just interviewing people, you know? I mean, they go to wrestling actually had to wrestle a match. And they did all they're doing is, you know, interviewing people whether it's behind a stage Unknown 10:01 exhibition match is going on, you know, they do little TV join back when I went through, but I was I was a kid when Unknown 10:09 they still do that shit. They still have those matches that aren't on TV so they don't really talk as much like they would I don't think we were paying Unknown 10:18 a good price to go see this. Yes, yeah, sure. Yeah, like WrestleMania let me know wrestling resume Unknown 10:22 WrestleMania seveal deal. When you get to see like WWE fucking, you know, NASA Square Garden or something? No. No, I've seen it like the local basketball arena. Like and then their dates on like a Tuesday. It's not on TV. It's just they do that shit. Like, the volume of the business man. Those guys are out there all the damn time. That's how they get good though. Repetition. Like this show. We keep doing we get better tune. We come up with new ways do a shout out to Jesse Rakeysh ship crew member Fraser just recently shipped. Unknown 10:55 Fucking yo. Oh no. You noticed this man. I don't know how often y'all go to Northern Virginia. I know you see it big you probably see it dude you but I've learned some Boston Northern Virginia. I love my Northern Virginia folks. But these motherfuckers cannot back out to the left. Just save their asses. I don't understand how they can't do this. But I have come to the senses of these motherfuckers cannot back out to the left I don't understand how and why it happens I'm confused with it you know I mean cuz I got to stop I go to and I got back this fucking truck up into slow fucking parking spot. Get my shit and it's in the fucking shopping center. And these motherfuckers have watched me look at me like, Oh my God. Like what the fuck am I gonna do? Bench back out to the left but you want to try to back out to the right and keep fucking moving your shit all kinds of 3.8 point nine point earning. Instead of doing it the simple way I've watched the shit every fucking week I'm at the same spot and I see this shit happen all the fucking time but going on for like a whole year like this got to be in Northern Virginia. They gotta be. I Unknown 12:05 don't know, man. People are really dumb. I don't think we can espouse it to just being a Northern Virginia thing. Unknown 12:09 I'm just saying this this this one. Slip. I know that you is Unknown 12:13 going to is going to vouch for Marylanders being just as dumb as I Unknown 12:17 see Maryland Maryland is they store issue wherever Yeah, they're gonna figure a way they gotta figure a way out. But someone northern Virginians man that lack critical thinking skills. He thinks he knows what I'm talking about. Unknown 12:30 Is that because in Northern Virginia, everything is right there so you don't have to be nearly as self reliant. So they're just like virtually helpless because everything is provided Unknown 12:41 ourself is pretty much in Northern Virginia. Unknown 12:45 My times more important. Yeah. Unknown 12:48 Whether they go or whether they go on fast. drive better than I think a lot of people are trying to break I'm doing at wherever I'm at. First, no matter how many miles miles neighborhood I'm not doing my differences. They use turn signals. And eight and they all don't go at one or two of them go at when they see me going at but then when I realized they go an ad they go back down to 60. So you get like for sure I don't get people to speed but I people I drive your negative rates you know, I mean, I don't drive in my mind. As I'm racing but an outsider looking at looking in on race. Racing, so if I get I don't think I'm racing. I'm just driving. I gotta get out for me. On the way home. I got to get out to city. I got to get out the fucking city. And when I'm out the city, I just like, well, I just gotta get home. But Unknown 13:47 you see, I've been with you. I've been with you in a fucking car. When you see the Mustang and you go up to you like you're all I got to do is tap the brake it means we're ready to go. So he tapped his brain that had to be Is he ready to race to Unknown 14:00 that was the old me law now. Unknown 14:04 A year two years ago Unknown 14:06 told him I just be rad. And then if somebody wants to get some my alright well, Unknown 14:12 anybody else that's driving quickly as a challenge. It's a race. Unknown 14:17 Wait for the brake tap big tap the brakes. That means this is good to Unknown 14:20 know because I get all you know you get all these people they'll speed up a little bit because then they'll be like oh this do you try and get just get so they'll speed up and try to cut you off trying to be cute. Like I'm just not gonna get over your three lanes or take the shoulder at a time I'm driving too fast or I have to take the fucker shoulder right because there's some tag is pulled out in front of me as you're about to wreck. An ad I've got to run through the motherfucker I got no choice but to go in a different lane and sometimes it'll end there. So you got to you know, you got to do what you got to do. See, Unknown 14:49 the thing that gets me about this mentality is you know, you're not sensible. You know, you're not being sense. Unknown 14:54 I don't understand why we all just can't be at down 66 What's the issue? Like it's four lanes is perfectly good. Because not you can handle Unknown 15:00 a car doesn't mean that most people can handle it. It should Unknown 15:04 be can't drive lane. And there should be Get the fuck out the way like to get the fuck out the way lanes and to K drive lanes. So don't necessarily over here and right. There's 60 all you want. I don't necessarily disagree with five lanes. Get one lane for the truckers in a bus. I'll get fucking Karen White people you ain't home. Get over the right fucking late. Last thing I really worry about buster. 47 bucks on air because you care and why people aren't out of your fog. Obviously they got time on your hands, get over the right lanes and travel the rest of my barbers or actually just feeling Unknown 15:33 that last the speed limiting seconds I could deal with I do wish people would get the fuck out of the way. I do not think that taking the shoulder is an appropriate way Unknown 15:47 to turn signal lanes ease before shoulder. Unknown 15:50 You're doing 80 miles an hour. I don't know what that shoulder exactly because you haven't caused like tragedy is like used to like oh, it's cool, because I don't know. You always have to but yet at the end of that man. Everything's yet I'm still living on a senior surface Unknown 16:15 I found out I got diabetes. Yeah, yeah. Go to doctor if I find out I go I got high glucose or whatever. I have very high everything except for my mentality because I meant to the doctor everything Unknown 16:40 that I did there right now. It could be hidden behind Unknown 16:44 me. Could just pop up something may happen. I could get kicked in the nut and then and then a hernia a hammer or some come up and I gotta fuck a temporary third. You never know. That's why Yeah. Yeah, dude, it could go like that. Caught hot coke press. Get it back down every time I run out of giga that ladies and Unknown 17:10 gentlemen the rickety ship crew has been joined by Lady T. What up y'all what up? What up? So lady T the G unit here is expressing how he doesn't like selfish people yet. insists that driving 80 miles an hour on the highway Unknown 17:23 I think I ever said that when I said that was like people getting them away to get out of the way. Don't think I didn't say that. Yeah. No, I didn't say that certificate. But they are. And Allison said to drive like me but a little bit more Unknown 17:41 sense. So the dump truck drivers aren't fucking some of the word Unknown 17:45 motherfuckers they just don't even understand what the hell happened. Like I'm doing 12 That's probably Unknown 17:52 drunk drivers are just on 66 where that construction Unknown 17:56 is somehow the Virginia line of marijuana because don't drunk drivers in Maryland drive like that you go through our childhood, Virginia. They drive like old Betty White type shit. Like man, I noticed don't truck goes a lot faster. If you pull more, and you will focus some of them don't even have a load I understand if you have a load and you're just getting going. Right, right. Right. But if you ain't got a load, man, you should be able to pull that MAFAC off, you know, at least a good 45 Not fucking 13 Yeah, Unknown 18:29 that's terrible. I used to have all sorts of sorts of problems with them back when the COVID was going on heavy and I was driving up into Nova going to work at the dealerships in shanty and I should Unknown 18:38 I say still got that that and regular construction trucks. Yeah, right on out for somebody that's pretty near Unknown 18:45 and consider it. Unknown 18:47 But you know, it is what it is. Unknown 18:53 Thanks to them all Unknown 18:56 out there. And I see a lot from like the shoulders and 95 That's why you see a lot of fucking just dangerous it because you talk about people passing on the shoulders, that shit happens. There's more EMS out there than Jews out there. And the police I'm like, What are you? This is amazing. It's amazing. You haven't been the amount of Zelly the Jew has a guardian angel they've been putting in so much work like when he goes to the pearly gates busy guarding that guardian angels gonna hang foot squarehead has asked is worn out. It's like any Viva seen that she'll big mouth. on Netflix. They got Laney Yeah, they got these horrible monsters man. This is one hormone Masana this old rickety that's what his fucking his guardian angels like just Oh, whatever he like. God helped me out. Why the fuck did you give me this guy right here? Like damn tired Fuck, he's doing something again. I'll be back. Fuck Unknown 20:05 that guardian angel now wants to him for Unknown 20:07 almost 40 years Damn. Still got more years to go right. And I will he got some knots in the show. He got an extra shoulder he got shit he don't know about Unknown 20:17 that's the thing right now. Unknown 20:20 He's got a guardian angel. All the damage that he's done like that guardian angel is like standing there exasperated exasperated all the time. Like, God dammit. I try to help I try to help him to shoulder still fallen off. Unknown 20:32 I guarantee his guardian angel drinks heavy, heavy drugs and heavy. Gotta take Unknown 20:42 the shoulder progress. What do you got going on? Unknown 20:45 You've been to a doctor. Yeah, this bone. You've been to a doctor. Yeah, this bone with the ball right here that connects to the shoulder is about a half inch above. Like the bottom of this ball is in the middle of my actual shoulder. socket. Okay, so this whole this whole shit up about a half inch look like from the X Ray did we not say help but I just needed Mel Gibson it up against the column. So what they said did you ask him Can I Mel Gibson this ain't asking but he told me he got he got look at my rotator to figure out what's wrong with this whole bone area. Over here and I'm thinking my mind well, that there's some going on. Behind I think Unknown 21:25 I think you've got a torn labrum or some shit. And it's like, whatever pulled your shit into a different place. Where from where it should be Unknown 21:33 hodl we've never asked this question. When your shoulder really fucked up. Did you run into a wall? Unknown 21:41 Yeah. Did you drive your way out of it? Unknown 21:44 Are you like, damn, I hate her. I tell her let me go in and out a lot because I don't because not because it was just, it was just a rotator cuff injury how started the whole shoulder thing is I think when I throw that weight on that bitch at work, and I just basically Unknown 21:58 any team you knocked it out of it's just dropped off. Unknown 22:03 It was it was at least I don't even know. I don't even I don't even wanna say numbers. I know it's ridiculous but at least 200 pounds that are just straight like a bar Basically that just threw out my shoulder. I was like I got Unknown 22:14 it. So you want to hear Unknown 22:18 well, I thought it was I thought he I thought the pipe was different size. I thought you'd order smaller sizes on my yard carrier that is heavy. It should be maybe 100 I should be alright. But I have extra Unknown 22:27 100 Unknown 22:28 bucks. So but in the process of taking it from the ground and getting into your shoulder Unknown 22:32 halfway elevated. All I did was like lean it at an angle with my shoulder at a 45 You know, I mean I just rocked the front. You know I mean until I come on my shoulder. But it was like I rocked forward to my whole body kind of went with it. Then I'm trying to do steps. I was like yeah, this ain't happening and I just leaned over to the right. And let it just roll off my body. And they just stay there looking at the fence. So I you know, came back around and move around a little bit and I'm like, I'm probably gonna get some help on that. But like, I don't think that then it's too late. How long have you realized that? Did you go to a doctor? Three years? Unknown 23:10 Three years? No, this Unknown 23:12 happened Unknown 23:14 to be more than three months, three months. So so like Unknown 23:20 because you have been looking up faders at least set folks to seven years. Unknown 23:24 Yeah, you shoots out of whack man. Like there's muscles that move in it like across your shoulder and your chest and everything and there's muscles that like come from below and above and around. One of those muscles is torn at least and your shit is Miss set because the other muscles are pulling it in that direction. That would be my basic Unknown 23:50 Malla fixes more focus shut up because back as I came around who would a boy had his shoulder fucking die? And he's throwing a fucking fastball a year. Bear watch? Exactly because if he comes back he will Unknown 24:07 be right up bear Nath Park man come on get in this suite up here son to Elfo Unknown 24:12 He really put the kids up a dodgeball TV with the fucking shit out I'm thinking the end so he will be there Unknown 24:19 ask him for that. He already heard I'm gonna get the Rookie of the Year arm can you put my ligaments into tight tighten my shoe there real tight right here thing I need Unknown 24:29 you to trim some Fanny girl might Unknown 24:31 be asked what I'm talking about. I had seen like watches cuz you remember 20 years ago? Unknown 24:36 Right? Or what? He went back and he Unknown 24:40 just right here. Unknown 24:41 He told him to move his arm slowly. And then he smacked Doctor into you know, the giant luscious, luscious, Unknown 24:49 like very abusive. Unknown 24:51 And then we were with Gary Busey isn't that he's the one that ends up going with his mom. Daniel stairs and he's harder Unknown 25:00 than rutabaga and that was the COVID Yeah, he was like, he managed to Unknown 25:06 run a mocker Well, he was. He was the guy that the kid took over. Unknown 25:10 Right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, Unknown 25:14 he was the was the ball pitcher. But he got his mojo back from the kid came in the league. Cups. Yeah, they were the Cubs cubs. Movies, my 90s movie trivia. Unknown 25:28 I got a shout out Oh, Cavs game now. John was tight and in a hotel. We were at guards. Hilton Garden Inn or some shit like that. It was kind of reckoning a little bit of shade was broke. But you know, that's how like she was broke. I don't know to my age had like the condensate like the ice on the back. So I think the fridge does need to be turned off and melted by email defrosted but I Unknown 25:51 think it's the press was fucked. Didn't have a little like one of those little door freezers across the top corner. There have noted Oh, yeah, and it sounds like it was fucked up. Unknown 26:02 But it but it was. Like I said it was a whole chunk of ice on the whole back wall. So but the compressor ran constantly. And I think that means if the compressors constantly running, that means it don't work. Mostly he's not cooling. Unknown 26:14 It's got a bad seal. Unknown 26:15 It's just it's just circling but a bit of bad seal. It Unknown 26:17 couldn't give itself close. It was constantly moving. But Unknown 26:21 other than that, it was nice. Is it good low areas nice enough back in the corner. Nice little spot. Unknown 26:27 So you felt safe in the DC hotel? Unknown 26:30 It was easy not easy. Unknown 26:31 Because you've crossed the ward. Unknown 26:35 Family Ties the corner Gotcha. Unknown 26:38 Damn it halfway home man was I need if I'm staying in the city at the game. I'm like I'm walking across the street or something like what? Around Unknown 26:49 70 to 80 assumption for a room. I'm like to say you got a bar when you're in the city center but I enjoy going to Unknown 26:54 the game. I'm walking across the street because I'm stumbling. I don't want to leave early. Obviously it was ridiculous to hotel no water. Exactly. Fucking Unknown 27:07 some marathon on Ohio. She was shut down because constitution coming off six weeks ago he st have to somewhere to somewhere just I believe I saw the White House again. Unknown 0:04 So I think that's the White House is like it looks bad right? I think that's where I was gonna put the Unknown 0:13 plan that I need you to plan that out. So when we get elected Unknown 0:16 it's gonna be right to the right of the bill and when you're looking at it, I guess that'd be the front door, back door whatever is on Pennsylvania and Unknown 0:21 look it's gonna be one side or the other. Unknown 0:24 Or whatever. It's on Pennsylvania side. Unknown 0:26 I don't know if that's actually Pennsylvania Avenue is the White House. Unknown 0:29 I don't know what side of the White House it is like that's like the front door and White House or deputy back door. Unknown 0:33 And I'm not sure what was the back door front door. That'd be an interesting thing. Like to make up names like that. Well, this is the front door did you go to the front door the back door? You knock but I didn't answer well, did you go to the front door the back door Oh? Unknown 0:52 Good time for the Cavs game. Even throwing shade on the Unknown 0:56 seats. Like I said, that's first time I've been to like a sporting event right and I just have to watch TV to watch the game. actually watch shit and see what was actually fucking happening. Now my man habitat Unknown 1:07 well some of these sports are pretty doable in life like hockey. You could see pretty days I mean Unknown 1:13 basketball I assume would be the same way basketball Unknown 1:14 Same. Same same size, same sports or like basketball game. I don't like football because it takes too fucking long and they stop the game for like TV timeouts and shit. Like they'll be like man when your TV timeout Unknown 1:30 let's see I like interacting with the people you know I mean I like fucking with the Crown ship Unknown 1:35 park a lot for that Unknown 1:36 it's too far to go do all that too far to dry. I mean, if you live near there, you know what I'm saying? Like, go into the Redskins game versus going to the bullets game like huge difference. I like one of the bullets game way better. You know I drive right up there in the middle of the city. Game's over I blast out. It's not a big deal. Back in. I want to go to the skins game. I get to try the other side of the fucking country press Unknown 1:58 go. Unknown 2:00 As Orion is arrived Unknown 2:02 further truth is Matt Bellamy should should Unknown 2:06 they move that shit over and allow them now that they that Unknown 2:09 come out? Do you think that's actually gonna happen? I don't see that. Unknown 2:12 I don't know. Those people angle. Unknown 2:14 Let's see. I don't understand why they just don't have redo RFK Unknown 2:19 what I want to see them do is do RFK same design but for like 100,000 plus people so that the end zones are rock like rapidly back around. Unknown 2:31 But you know the way they do she's now play arcade but a long time we played an arcade Unknown 2:40 game they got out he they got out of the stadium now. Unknown 2:45 Cuz I want to say I noticed just use RFK for shit. That's Unknown 2:48 how much it's production look Unknown 2:51 like when we first went up there man for the first cannon fest. Armageddon up and I've been living up there come on Unknown 3:04 campaigns and ship Unknown 3:07 zombies and email. The homeless guy that leads me to some pets are so spot depending on which kind of guy he got the fast ones or the slow ones. Unknown 3:19 He almost quartered that gel now he could probably buy he'd been up in hammock so long and that's why I would do if I was him. Long enough. I put my date on the wall. You know I mean stablishment point and just hang Unknown 3:32 out there. June unit here since 2016. Eight squirrels that Unknown 3:35 around Ehrenburg if you can find him you know I mean nuts. Unknown 3:38 The squirrels are probably good evening BZ engines Unknown 3:41 present I probably would try to stay away from catfish and shit like that in the water. Now Unknown 3:45 you don't want to fuck Unknown 3:47 yeah, he got a big cat for the big cats in there so you can eat good oh no, man, that sounds very good to me. Now that you trust the damn DC over DC campus I don't see Unknown 4:02 a cable right here. If you have a DC rat versus the catfish I probably Unknown 4:09 a real one. You know. I'm saying Unknown 4:13 can do the catfish right I got to go with the rat on that one. If you had to children, DC rat or DC catfish? I had to go with the rat. I'm on catfish. Bird red Unknown 4:28 bird. The rat if I don't have to if I'm not in Demolition Man, I'm not eating Unknown 4:35 rats or eating better than the catfish. Unknown 4:37 How do you know that? Unknown 4:38 So there's a rat there was a restaurant. The restaurant got seven eight inch bodies on a wrestle felt like that but there's Unknown 4:48 a seven inch rattling around no you will see a hamster and a guinea pig. See a DC random that bitch walk around. Look at all hood and shit. Unknown 4:55 I don't have to put your hand here. Like if somebody cooks all this stuff up and I get to inspect each cooking and such then maybe I would make a decision as to which one I would want to eat. I don't want any of them. But those are like your options, right? I'm leaning on catfish. Unknown 5:12 I'm serious. Because there's too much shit. Like Potomac. Unknown 5:15 There's garbage everywhere, right because the rat is eating a burger. He's eating the burger through a plastic bags and eating a plastic bag too. So when you eat a myriad, not that plastic residue to which we all already have in Unknown 5:27 cafes eaten whatever sitting Unknown 5:31 on the bottom. I got a few people Unknown 5:37 sitting around thinking water can't be more. There are some people laying around. There's more water than they can see got Unknown 5:48 more restaurants than you do with the catfish. Even in the water. You see I'm saying Unknown 5:54 I think constantly flowing water. Yeah, it's moving water. So thank you Unknown 6:00 I think the cat fish has a much better job with migrating teeth that don't count. They're not eating the same Fraxel Unknown 6:05 eat other rats, catfish, or whatever. But it's out there in the water. He's getting all that stuff in the water. I'm going with the catfish Unknown 6:15 does that shit water better there's dirty water Unknown 6:21 or some disgust what's a big rat but it was dead and on the side of it had a huge bite mark like like a cartoon size bite mark on the side of this rattling there's no way I'm gonna sleep here Unknown 6:41 a monster read Unknown 6:42 something passing could be the alligator that said the water sewer the sewer. Unknown 6:47 She said the real question becomes would you rather have dead human fed cat fish or regular city garbage fed rats because I'm still here I'm still with they're not gonna be dead human is something I would rather have. The catfish has been eaten dead human. Then the rat has just been eaten still reading your last rat food like regular as funky as garbage in the city. eaten the juniors have finished talking Unknown 7:20 to get past the damn denim or the Nike material first brown to get to. Unknown 7:27 This is like are they like they're like decomposed bodies in a freshly dead bodies just tossing the man with the catfish and the cats on the cat fishery world Unknown 7:40 characters gonna be there right it's just it's got to run a little bit you got thing like Unknown 7:44 doesn't the kisser catfish gonna eat it with a rubber Unknown 7:46 stamp? on it? But yeah, they smell nasty shit, but Unknown 7:51 it's gonna run the body's gonna be if you have a Unknown 7:54 group of catfish that you're feeding dead human bodies to. They're going to be regularly used to eating dead human bodies and eating from the time they hit to the time they have rotten, especially if you've got them on a regular cycle where you turn the body in just as they finish in the one where you get these bodies from Unknown 8:14 Dexter like Unknown 8:15 it's not the purpose. Unknown 8:16 Hey, hang over here man. You know I mean Unknown 8:20 running our experiments. Well I Unknown 8:24 just roll them into water we roll the white people in at 930 I'll come around to the man to be dropped. Unknown 8:32 I do a pigeon over all of them no pension DC veggie Unknown 8:37 okay Unknown 8:39 they still he whatever say fucking thing. It's just this month I've got wings on it. Unknown 8:43 I never seen the DC pitch and things and then little black birds or whatever the hell I'm sorry folks. Unknown 8:53 You told me a whole time in DC you ain't never seen one of the big ass fucking pitches and look like a goddamn mini chicken. Like a dog. Well, a big robot train station these motherfuckers had like they worked out with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Grand Central Metro video, you see some damn pinches you know you see some bridges out there. Unknown 9:21 There's no way in my time I've seen to dmdc fish. Unknown 9:26 You don't know what you're seeing half the time it's you see things Unknown 9:29 we had to build a White House. For it worked up there. Unknown 9:33 Even sure people don't live there. People that live in Oklahoma that have never been to DC and are happy to see the White House when they're like 70 and they come from Unknown 9:49 Pennsylvania and something else Unknown 9:51 we live in this light on have been there like marvelous area of the world and have zero appreciation for it and particularly you that you Unix like Unknown 9:59 like Yeah, I mean talk about water and partnership. The rest of everything is like yes Cool. Awesome. shouldn't put upon Yeah, you're like what do you do man did Unknown 10:07 you feel in a pond to build that parking? Unknown 10:09 Lot? Because Unknown 10:11 you're such a conservative tablet. Unknown 10:13 When we went on all the field trips, you know? And then you see my child Unknown 10:24 remember your childhood at all like you don't you don't ever go into DC on a field trip ever Unknown 10:27 only filter by member doing was going to damn Harpers Ferry. For what? What are we going up there for? Unknown 10:34 Oh, look at the mic when you talk just look into general direction of the microphone. Unknown 10:39 He's very good. He's been out there for Unknown 10:43 we went fucking doing hiking up the mountain bike, went on some bike trail where we rode out went up to this other town Unknown 10:51 Hershey Park up to her Unknown 10:55 going to her back neck hands fucking place off the bike trail. We just went out to my screen and was kicking it and then we went back in the game and the game board they would let the person ship anyway we went back to the town. So when it came from which were always supposed to be going there Unknown 11:11 so did you get away Unknown 11:12 from your group on the field? or biking or just getting on this trail? Unknown 11:17 Were you on a field trip? Unknown 11:18 It was almost any brought your bike? No we rented bikes or some Unknown 11:22 you and your buddies to run away from the group everybody to help us but you separated from the group. Yeah, Unknown 11:27 we just ran out of town as my ice cream. Then we come back and the man stopped was he was like bro you know y'all gonna be back here with these people. Then we went back to the town with the whole group to get ice cream joint over here. It is like we are we've been here moved by man from the tent up in the big ass spares. I remember doing that. Unknown 11:55 Okay, I remembered a boom hours when you're out check these out. Unknown 12:14 W filters. I remember some of the Aerospace Museum as a kid. I remember when I lived in when I lived in Fairfax. We always came out here. But then when I moved out to the country, he was always going to the fucking city podcast here we go with a smoky house. Unknown 12:41 Yeah, the house is worth mentioning. I just thought that I thought maybe they ate it earlier. Unknown 12:49 On So here would have played that bacon eggs and some of us that's why I was like I can I can smell the bacon Claire's day. Yeah, Unknown 12:57 I thought you know, oh, that's what they have for breakfast. Unknown 13:04 At least he didn't burn and funky. I'll tell you one day that's where we Unknown 13:08 burned the house down. Unknown 13:11 Or is he still used Unknown 13:13 for personal personally I brought him some some cheap random shit. I said to my mother, I was like you have anything that I can take to the charity good bacon. I will donate. This. Unknown 13:23 Fact is is using them as the question okay. But he puts foil on them and Unknown 13:31 great parchment paper. Okay. Unknown 13:36 It's bad to put the shirt on full and then just slap Unknown 13:38 it right on the racket. Yeah, yeah. Unknown 13:42 I remember when they would come in. He had to bake it. He's like, Man, my shit fell apart when you got grease in above and ever and man I don't like that ever no cleaner Shut up first. And bring home fucking house down man. Well, not this house. No, this house will go up like eight shifts. This motherfucker. Free super slow because this house is like this inflammable shit I guarantee this house would be like a fucking day on the cartoons you know our time J ladder match. Thrown in the house. Real quick and be gone. That's how to ship Unknown 14:19 to one and then fuck let alone get a hold of liquor leaves a gallon that is somewhere they began to gas who knows where they're scattered at right now. Unknown 14:36 Or you know there's a can of gas downstairs right now. There's Unknown 14:39 got to be one on the front porch. It's all close by to the Halls reaches like two to three feet away from at any time. And then it's flammable at the moment. Unknown 14:54 So we just about run out of time. I figure I will throw on a another one of the last two units were number one Number biggie. Do you have a favorite juke joint being the you're the guy that knows all the joints? We've done eight and 10 Unknown 15:13 I want to say Judy Joy five is Mario. I think the data Unknown 15:20 okay. So we're gonna do joint five, which is from March 26 2012. So nearly a decade ago exactly. This is early, early, early two unit. This is before I even had him in his own folder. Unknown 15:43 This was the fresh ship right here. Unknown 15:47 So stay tuned after the little spiel. And don't forget be nice people that look like you'd be nice people that don't look like you don't be a dick Unknown 15:57 loveless I love this ladies and gentlemen, keep moving forward. Unknown 16:02 Protect our energy Unknown 16:04 as well as your mental health and your Mental Welfare. So yeah, don't forget we love you very much. Yes, we do. Like Share Unknown 16:11 Subscribe. Peace guys go. Thanks so much for listening. If you want to help support the show, please go to www.patreon.com/the letter M perfect entertainment. There's a link in the description of each show. At the bottom. If you just scroll down you'll see the imperfect patreon account link. If you're an Apple user, please take the time to give us a five star review on the Apple podcast app on your Apple device. This conversation can serve no purpose anymore Unknown 16:59 I don't have to go get yourself a job history. Left both of his mortal life. Yes, certainly. And Facebook search. You can get Unknown 17:12 711 for me whenever. I would like to thank you eats cheese in my house. It's my big toe. My left big toe is bigger than my right Unknown 17:34 there okay myself together in this booth. I can see that door for my free how mo Brian? Yes sir. We and then next thing I know the white man closes the door for me. Now I've got to go back at that we'll circle circle circles. It's got to be something better than like Tinder and running circles in this hamster wheel. I can't eat fill my water ball off. I've been drinking on dry water for weeks now. God damn it feels sucks to be a pastor. Yes sir. We walk in trouble for one fucker ferrets. Stare allowed to run out the street I wish I was maybe a squirrel or Cadbury pitch to sue come around. Yes sir. Baby Fish So Haley that are back thunder take you down the street. Yes sir. God has the hardest shit ever. Buck your white people Yagi kiss Bob baby foggy and a nun bus broke dick cadpr fucka I'm doing this shit like hey name not not Neverland, right he's Kobe cheese or mozzarella Oracle we gave over bitch. You can be able to stagger re Kobe cheese. Right? For a wide range. Swiss provolone, Monterrey Pepper Jack Buck your white people to get a job. Facebook is the devil. Yes, sir. We understand how why people can behave on their Springer. But then they go and get on Facebook. Face same damn thing Jerry Springer sprinter is Monster thank punch it is the camera pointed at the wall. The only reason people watch Jerry Springer as soon as the white people fight about their fucking their boss in the same room as they're asleep. Yes. I can be quite people now. They own it same shift. You can see the symbol as ketones see what's going on. He sees that a friend or family could be he is both your mom and you will know Transcribed by https://otter.ai