00:00:00:00 - 00:00:52:17 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, for the 785th time it is the Mason and Friends show featuring that dude called you, a.k.a. Sir Coughs a lot. So I bet as well as that dude called Mike, a.k.a. sir. Chokes a lot. Yeah. Me, I am Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and Friends show. Was having a area was good out there day things are fairly well, I suppose, all things considered, Michael. 00:00:52:22 - 00:01:19:29 Unknown There you go. There you go. You know, tough to complain, but balls don't hurt. Nobody's agitating me. There you go. And I'm doing all right, You know, So also, with the car, we're doing those. What's the word on you? Should a settlement anything yet? So shout out big fuck you to a national general who sucks in life. Oh, I told you that suit. 00:01:19:29 - 00:01:41:01 Unknown Yeah, that's who we had. That's it. We told you about the motherfuckers, man. Massive general fucking insurance is some shit. Because they told me when that lady hit me in the parking lot of fucking Wal-Mart. They say, Man, dealing with Nashville, General, you ain't gonna get nowhere with them. They don't like paying. I'll never. They fucking suck. They don't even like paying themselves. 00:01:41:05 - 00:02:04:16 Unknown Yeah. So apparently they was driving for Uber. The story I got, which don't make no sense, is that if they were relevant as far as I'm concerned, but says do drive for Uber and then tell whoever heard didn't tell a serious company he was driver for whoever they cancel his claim because he was driving for Uber by the time when he got in Iraq. 00:02:04:19 - 00:02:23:05 Unknown So they canceled his claim or denied his claim because he's not saying that he's a 1099 employee because he wasn't clearly articulating what he was doing with the vehicle that you're supposed to use. I don't know. I don't think if you're supposed to search when you're driving. No, no, no, no, no. You just have to have you have to have proof of insurance. 00:02:23:11 - 00:02:38:28 Unknown Well, that doesn't make you physically withdrawn for Uber. You have to have proof of insurance. The way he went, what his job for it, whether drive for self, whether you drive for God damn Joe Big Dane. He was driving for y'all motherfuckers. He's your fucking client. Give me my fucking money, you fucking dickhead. You're lucky you in North Carolina. 00:02:38:28 - 00:02:57:18 Unknown Because if he was anywhere around this motherfucker, I need talk to him. Here's my motherfucking check. I need this big sign. Right to fuck. Now focus on the job. Oh, we're going to court. All right, let's go to court for my you brother. I have to. But now. So now what I'm doing is filing an uninsured motors claim. 00:02:57:21 - 00:03:16:16 Unknown What I got to do. Or I could go after him personally, and I ain't going to get nowhere to go. Just say that and sell or whatever and fucking. Yeah, yeah. And that's up to the judge to tell me, you know? I mean, and if my car is over five, I ain't getting paying and I ain't getting all my money and I will get fired at a car. 00:03:16:16 - 00:03:38:09 Unknown And over five you told me about them motherfuckers, man. Because I told them, I said, yeah, I got hip this is the person. They're like, whose are assurance? And I said, It was a national general. Not not the general, not Shaq's general. Yeah. This this guy, he's actually better national general, but national general. They said, Man, the motherfuckers suck. 00:03:38:09 - 00:03:53:24 Unknown They're a pain in the ass to deal with. Because when the lady, the lady literally backed into me when I was come out the parking spot and they were like, Well, because both of you guys were backing up. It was both You got your job to pay attention what was going on? I'm like, I stop, motherfucker. I was backing out of a parking spot. 00:03:53:26 - 00:04:14:08 Unknown This bitch was back and back down the aisle that she drove up is So tell me how they're both our fucking folks when I'm actually doing right. Get the fuck out of here with that. Yeah. So we're not going to. We're not going to pay you own and maybe fucking you awesome parking lots if they can. National fucking after general fucking general insurance fucking sucks. 00:04:14:15 - 00:04:39:02 Unknown Case of fucking big to them motherfuckers. I concur with you on that bruh. So. Yeah. Yeah. So that's where that's the latest and greatest. Now. Now they're trying to find my car. I guess they're going to ask you, where the fuck is that? Because you still got your shit in it each day is this one fact Call my partners and they're like, Well, you got to give me verification at your car for you can come get anything out or it can be moved. 00:04:39:02 - 00:05:04:08 Unknown And I'm like, for an answer. If people can't pick up my car, I need to send you a copy of my insurance. Yeah. I.D. When I gave you that shit, when you picked the motherfucker up two months ago and took it to where the fuck y'all parked is motherfucker, I got to give you this information. Yeah. Huh? Because a VIN number don't work like you can't put a VIN number in any restaurant. 00:05:04:11 - 00:05:24:26 Unknown I got. No, I could, but I'm fucking good. Then when they let me know if they need a partner on the mouth burger back with any kind of. Any brand, like, Come on, my first. I don't know, bro. It sounds like a big mess to me. Yeah, they know. Like, what do you want to do? You got. You can either go and call this person and, and I'm like, I only had his mother's number, like one written on a plate for my shit. 00:05:24:29 - 00:05:38:26 Unknown I'm, she's written down on there but not issued write down on my father. I'm like, awesome. You got an address? I didn't go my father's door. You didn't get any information from this guy. I didn't even get to talk to that dude who says he shrugged shoulder at me like I was in the wrong house. I am. No, no. 00:05:38:28 - 00:06:02:03 Unknown Neither should have police in a place where they're doing all that. I'm like, Why do I need to go? Why should I go have to get a picture? I did all right. Shit. When the cops are here, all that information should have been in a police report because that's what my when I was in my ex and I had all that information, I had like three pages of shit whose person was like their date above the name, their address, where they lived at and who their insurance was. 00:06:02:03 - 00:06:20:25 Unknown That was the things they had on that police report for me. So that way I know who to call. When I called insurance, they let they who's their insurance? Such and such. All right, cool. Got you. We can look them up. No problem. Date of birth and address. Here it is. So the cops didn't do their job. So you fault because nobody, not all everybody. 00:06:21:02 - 00:06:37:11 Unknown And all I got is a badge number or not an email. The cop didn't even give me his talk about. Now I'm like, Ah, awesome. So why I should just go buy a new car and move on with your life? Why? I see if they will give me any money for it every year. Got a point there. Come on out of the dealership. 00:06:37:11 - 00:07:00:09 Unknown I know some people will get you hooked up, man. They know. Get you into something new that's old and old. Something new to you. Some. I know what you need. 5000. 4000? I figured it out. The perfect. The perfect blend. You got to get the V6 Firebird or Camaro from the late nineties with the stick shift, because then you can have a good time shifting gears. 00:07:00:11 - 00:07:16:23 Unknown But it's just the V6. You run it once when he's a little bit get on fast if you will be able to get up there. But that's my point. He'll be able to have fun driving. He's going to be that fast and furious. He won't be able to do too much crazy dumb shit. Okay. Yeah. This fool little guy. 00:07:16:23 - 00:07:36:04 Unknown There you go. Here you go there, man. Like he go. He's going to downshift just to downshift. A wide shift back up. He'll go fuck their tricks. Pitch it upslope, Get out of your way. But that's what he does to all cars. He buys cars. Dog the shit out of the shit out of it until there's nothing left. 00:07:36:07 - 00:07:52:02 Unknown And then he buys another $5,000 car and he doesn't want the car to die. You said you. Are he going down it for you? Make sure to see you. Unit torture tests like if we can get money, go on with this show and let them dog the shit out of it. Is this man new cars for six months. 00:07:52:04 - 00:08:15:09 Unknown Many who makes the nicest cars because we had a great six months. You do scale. Here we go. We're going to do scale right here. The scale of unit. That's right. Where we go with this. What unit does this unit qualify? Yeah, above or below a 6.9. Oh, yeah. There you go. There you go. It's vehicles serve or above 6.9. 00:08:15:12 - 00:08:38:19 Unknown If it's a 6.9, everybody has a duty. It's worth it, man. How are we retarded? Hey, bring their ass back in here for you. Make comments on this. Show This bulls over here checking his chili or getting his lot of shit juice. 6.9 scale. Yeah. Let him dog our Jew. We got the new fucking Tesla. Run that shit, dude. 00:08:38:19 - 00:09:05:00 Unknown And he couldn't test. No, look, we have a separate different tracks. You know how they do the commercial for cars to be on tracks and shit? We have special area for him to let loose. All because that's all I know. It needs to be a daily drive test. We're going to put them on the road and. Okay, I want to have like legitimate car provided me with vehicles to put this fall in so that he will realize how durable they're sitting for all those people. 00:09:05:00 - 00:09:24:00 Unknown Because I'm a driver. Shit. I gonna say, Hey, you're here. So I'm saying, like, if we put this fall behind a wheel and the vehicle manages to hold itself together, like that's, that's substantial, you're saying So that right. I like to do that and be an ambulance driver and that's a driver. I want to see with our kids, somebody as well drive these mothers to the house. 00:09:24:01 - 00:09:44:05 Unknown You don't want to put your mouth on, but you're all them to save lives. If I'm the same other lives every night where anybody else is driving he pie with that man. He only had about a minute left. But people, believe me, to be strapped in right now, have seatbelts and handrails and hands and everything. When these motherfuckers drove me to the hospital, that whoever was the driver, he was taking him turn sharp. 00:09:44:05 - 00:10:05:08 Unknown Look, I felt like I'm getting him out. You're too much. Yeah, I feel like Pinky in fucking next Friday, like I'm taking a turn to Sharp. Now we're just going to put the Ghostbuster siren on that bitch. Oh, I don't. Why, dude, that's what's up. We got you coming through at the fucking Euro siren guy coming in. Hi. 00:10:05:10 - 00:10:23:22 Unknown Yeah, screaming like 65 and a turn and I'll hang out in a left while we're. I mean, take Tony. Left, left, left side, left. That's right. We don't have no headphones on like we're like we're doing a little fucking brownie radiation and shit. Oh, there you go. There you go. Like a sharp left. Left. Hang on our back. 00:10:23:25 - 00:10:42:17 Unknown All right. And number two left. And number three left with Kevin in hot going to right. There you go. In and out. Yeah, they run. What's best way to get it right there? Woods. Hold on. In Rally. They were gonna catch the person I they got an extra freak out for a reason. So what you need is the extra person to help call out the road to you while you're driving. 00:10:42:19 - 00:10:56:21 Unknown May be too quick every time. That's the way out. Anyway. That's a fire trucks, right? Do right I think. I think. I think both do like that. I don't know about the fire trucks. I don't think the driver and a one guy are telling it like we're going to get worse. That's what the rally championship would do for. 00:10:56:24 - 00:11:14:25 Unknown I know they do, but I think Amazon Fire Fire wanted to do that shit. That's what you need. The other guys just driving, you need a rally championship side driver, passenger driver to be with you, calling it out while you're driving the fucking ambulance and like a hundred miles an hour just getting it. Yeah, same amount. Burning. Yeah. 00:11:14:25 - 00:11:37:06 Unknown Saving lives. Burning rather saving lives. You should get on your next license plate. SBN alive, saving lives, saving lives. Right. Saving them. Now, California's going to be looking at me off on the ground. Right on bottom. La la la la la la. Yeah. Cause now your truck's falling apart again. And everything is just a life, huh? I hear that day it happens. 00:11:37:09 - 00:11:52:12 Unknown That's what it does, dude. Life's like, Hey, this almost doesn't suck now. Yeah, it sucks. Can you. You only get so many good days, and then they're usually found out about the ways they got to be grateful Alive days. You know what I mean? Then you get a couple good days, and then there's some of those questionable life days here. 00:11:52:17 - 00:12:15:16 Unknown They say life's about balance. You got to have you don't have one without the other, but you appreciate the good because you know, what's bad is I don't need so much bad, though. Well, you got to have a handful. Yeah, you got to be that good. I don't know, man. It don't seem to work like that. But whatever bad it is for, for the time, man, it's only going to be bad for so, so long. 00:12:15:19 - 00:12:32:26 Unknown I don't know about that, Ed. I don't know. Like, for this, Maryland Continental is going to be bad for a while for this month for you hear about this dude, the most fucking Maryland cop that fucking got caught fucking in the park when somebody's under age or just focus on what is fucking means. Like ministers. Apparently she looked like a yo, but. 00:12:33:00 - 00:12:55:25 Unknown Right, Tina, I'm assuming it's brown. Yeah, I don't see it. I don't care. I mean, what is public is an issue. Only not looking so weak. He's at a school like a school park, like a fucking popular kid. That's a different thing. Because now your section out here in fucking denying that a registered sex partner. See, and that's the thing that sucks, because I'm like, I don't think you're like a legit sex offender, but you do. 00:12:55:25 - 00:13:22:22 Unknown You copy that? Being in a weird park? I mean, come on, lover. You see what the point where a guy goes on in the video that came out? This is the first time we fucked this bitch at this park. Like, that's where they start. If anybody going tell them, No, they didn't. They do. Maybe they to keep on, you know, dudes be sedated with your name when you're fucking in parking lots on a regular basis, you've got to pay a little bit of attention and you got to find enough dep cranny. 00:13:22:22 - 00:13:40:02 Unknown You can go tuck yourself away in a cop car to take no for. Yeah, he was in the car. He said that everything should have been fine for uniformed bitch. Come over to him. You see him, man, the bitches like uniforms. Throw the bitch in the bag. And I'm saying, like, Oh, his uniform will work for a McDonald's employee, let alone a damn car. 00:13:40:02 - 00:13:59:25 Unknown Here's the kicker. What to know? The fucking dude's wife gets on fucking my Instagram and tells everybody like, I know he was having an affair. We had infidelity in our relationship before and I forgave him, but I didn't know he was still going around behind my back. Fucking this bitch Stacy. And I'm like, Wait a minute. I'll say, You know the bitch. 00:13:59:25 - 00:14:13:04 Unknown You know what I mean? He put her name out there and everything she did, She already knew Renee. This is the way she. Yeah, She's like, Fuck that bitch. You can burn in hell. There's a special place for you. My, how you mad at her for fucking him when he's fucking her too? And then got caught. Oh, my way. 00:14:13:04 - 00:14:33:25 Unknown But you got caught and there's little kids in this park and there's nobody saying that you need to register. They're not even arresting them yet. Like, he's just on leave. I like not to have any been anybody else. If I may, I think if. If you're fucking in and anything and you're not actually, like directly deliberately exposing yourself to children, then you should be. 00:14:33:25 - 00:14:47:27 Unknown I should be fine. You should not a fucking a car in school. You can maybe get a fine. They shouldn't have taken issue with me. It shouldn't be something thing. You should be headed for a bag of titties on a winner, not having a face. All. They're all going to do nothing. But think about this. Think about this morning. 00:14:48:00 - 00:15:12:03 Unknown What if I brought my special camper, right? Say I got the. I got the van or whatever. I got some kind of camper unit I bring up in there and I'll fucking make some random chicken there, my lady, whoever. And that's like a semi abode, right? Like, that's not really public power. You're not allowed to do that because they got well they've got videos like where I remember the one dude, he was either FedEx or he was UPS. 00:15:12:05 - 00:15:34:04 Unknown I was on hamburger ass and there is nothing wrong with that neither. He was just delivering all the packages. All the packages in the trailer used to handle the packages in the truck. I got the side package out of his delivery. I got a volume on it, a ten minute break in between stops right here. Meet me here. 00:15:34:04 - 00:15:54:02 Unknown My next stop. Get into Bam. Burn you up there. I got to go. I got boxes to deliver, bitch. He just got. He's just got to fuck face and face into the steering wheel because we face in a winder. You're going to rock the truck. But if you face the front or back on the right, you're not going to rock thinking about the truck as much. 00:15:54:02 - 00:16:13:04 Unknown That's what if you get the truck rockin, you can utilize that as part of your stroke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stroke for that recorded the conversation. May Yeah. So getting back in the car and then I seen the truck got a rocket and he was in there for me about ten, 15 minutes and they was done. And then she went her way and he went the other way. 00:16:13:04 - 00:16:28:19 Unknown And then like the next day another video shows them on a different day. Somebody is in the house, record them doing the same shit. I'm like, Damn, this dude, Do they give a fuck? We give a shit at all. I mean, if if I mean, he was getting away with it. If he never got caught, he wouldn't have given a shit at all. 00:16:28:24 - 00:16:47:25 Unknown Exactly. He's been fucking this bitch and a fucking part. But you got to find, like I said, better places to block to tater shit. Now, look, he's in a better place out here. Bring it back, Taters. You said a very break. She's like, Think about this. A parking garage. Right? Where's a parking garage? You always find yourself a spot in a parking garage. 00:16:47:25 - 00:17:02:18 Unknown You should be good. Know I'm in there and you got to get away from the doors and elevators and whatnot. You got to pay $20 in that bitch. No, that's the thing. Someone must have for you to be here. Where to hide saying I pay to be here. He's got a point there. You're a cop. You should know the shit. 00:17:02:20 - 00:17:17:01 Unknown You should know what a high man. We drive around looking at some of your videos. Well, that's true. All you do is be like, you know, like you should know. Well, this is a great spot in the middle of nowhere. Right over here. I don't. I drive by something. It looks like a pot. I come back and I find out the smuggling problem. 00:17:17:04 - 00:17:33:16 Unknown So you scope. Yeah, Yeah. Steady scoping. And this kind of as a cop, you're going to have an appetite. In theory. If you want day, you're going to have some time to have your meal. Good night. You're going to have some time. I'm going to mean this in the daytime. Not from here. Middle of the night is not. 00:17:33:16 - 00:17:57:04 Unknown It is not is hard. Usually pull the wrong side of road taking that buttermilk day. You need to find some ground last row with some shade a little half at some spot. Smoking a ball would sit that right or dragging off the side road and you as a cop, you should have those spots in your head. Well, but plus, as a cop, when you park your shit, like most folks ain't just running up on you. 00:17:57:07 - 00:18:14:16 Unknown You know what I mean? Like, I think I got 15 minutes parked as a cop anywhere, almost any time doing anything in that cop car. As long as I'm not rocking the boat saying, Look, this motherfucker was trying to do some shit, like some training day, you know? I mean, he tried to. Some did, but didn't have any apartment. 00:18:14:16 - 00:18:39:02 Unknown It doesn't seem like that's the way to do it. Park to fucking look. Parked the van load parked the car you got from the motor pool that somebody's fucking got jacked, you know, like. Yeah. Fucking took somebody. Drug dealer car and now you riding around that bitch to hydros, you get the fucking eight switches. The 16 switches in that video, how you put up a simple counter, put that bitch on the ground and go in there and bang out even man, get a whatever on game to lie. 00:18:39:04 - 00:19:00:00 Unknown Oh, even my men dead bitches. Okay, y'all turn on me. Okay, Sikhism, you play basketball. A Pelican Bay. When he did that, if he had come out and he had been fucking even Menendez, like, like fresh off, he's not here to win. Like, man, y'all trippin. He wouldn't have been doing it. Got all mad, man. I fucking got this shit. 00:19:00:00 - 00:19:16:22 Unknown I got to go get shot for, motherfucker. Busted. A dude made stroke on him like fuck. They wouldn't even me stroke. She she was about to get mad. I don't know. I guess he was putting it back on his neck. She was awesome neck shit. But he had a gun strapped up and the money in his hand. He was ready to go there. 00:19:16:25 - 00:19:37:23 Unknown He's ready to go. He's like, Oh, look at you, Jakey man. Pass the contest now. Bullshit. You just tried to give me wax, my nigga. It's over. Okay? When he shoots him in the ass, that's the best job you reward because it's the little details. And that's really what he cried. To draw the little details, though, where he. 00:19:37:27 - 00:19:51:25 Unknown He's got the cigarets on the ground and the guns on the ground and they're near each other. And he bent down against the cigarets and he looks at him and he smiles and he puts a cigaret in his mouth and he's like, Hang on, do it. And he likes a cigaret and I'm gonna get that gun and I'm a shooter. 00:19:51:25 - 00:20:17:18 Unknown And then Zeller pops him right now, ask if I got a shot. Yes, that's great. But that's subtleties. Shit. I love subtle stuff in now Denzel's the shit you're saying the three know our words. I hear every scene. Oh, equalizer. Yeah. I won't go see them all. Forget it. Should be cheap. Now, if I can get off work early enough this week, I might swing by there. 00:20:17:21 - 00:20:33:23 Unknown Take a look how you know I'm so unenthusiastic about going to a theater for movies. There's been a couple I wanted to see this year. I'm like, Sure, it won't even want to go. You know, certain ones. I'll go. Like, I better be like, I think it's going to be almost to the point now or damn near too gory, extreme. 00:20:33:23 - 00:20:53:28 Unknown And that's about all they can change it just make it even gorier than it already is, you know? I mean, you mean just rougher kills and violence. The plots pretty much the same. So it was a blast. But to saying they pretty much covered a lot of it with the plots they got now, you know, I mean, how much they can do now is of course, maybe a drug dealer or some shit like that or some shit. 00:20:53:28 - 00:21:09:00 Unknown I don't even fucking know. Yeah, I don't know, dude. It's mainly it's about how many if you go stale and it's formulaic somewhere, you know, the thing that makes it big time is he's got the little girl from the one movie, The Crissy Bear bitch. She's got her back. That's right. Chrissy backing up. Yeah. The fan of Girl Hollow, Man. 00:21:09:00 - 00:21:24:15 Unknown So, like, I don't know, I'm still fuck would have, cause I don't know about that. I'm still on page 17. Right. But you like that. Like violence for no reason. Violence. And that's what that movie is. Sure to forgive that shit. Yes. Fuck some shit up, blow some shit up for a reason. It's just her getting torn out of the socket. 00:21:24:15 - 00:21:47:28 Unknown They just released fucking the 10th fucking. What is it? Fast? If you're on like premium, what is the peacock pick? I sort of think it's on someone. Watch it dumb and shit to see how fucking the laws of physics are broke this time. You're actually going to watch it? Yeah. I've already seen all sometimes. Watch this motherfucker. That'll be some more on this because I've seen a lot of them. 00:21:48:00 - 00:22:12:19 Unknown I don't really. I don't. I don't pay for it under the fair for free. I'm a car guy though, so I've seen a lot of them stay away from the cars and, well, and that's probably when I stopped watching her. Like after you know what even Tokyo Drift was about the cars. At some point, Tokyo drift may very well be the best fast if you're the one that sucked about that was having a ball in the fucking goddamn Zion box with the incredible hot prints on it. 00:22:12:19 - 00:22:30:01 Unknown Like, you know, you can't drive a little box. An incredible haul. That was some wax shit that was fucking stupid. And then you got your ass whipped, you know, because you saw somebody some fake JS in fucking China. No, no, it was a it was an iPad. Oh, that's a little one or whatever. It was something. And he was like, I tried to say it was broken when he bought it. 00:22:30:04 - 00:22:48:06 Unknown Yeah, you broke it. That was the dumbest fucking sequence. So it was just dumb. It'll do pissed spit on his hand, like, What are you doing? Yeah, You put his mouth to his face to spit on it. Yeah. How am I? That's nasty, bro. But my thing is, I think bow wow was and any of the rest of them. 00:22:48:09 - 00:23:09:18 Unknown Yeah, I think he's one of the newer ones. He was the last one. He was a nine because they're bringing a little other douchebag and it had shot a rocket the Pinto up in the space. It wasn't a Pinto, it was a beta. Was it a gremlin. Yeah. Was it gremlins, a Grimley? They shot in a Levi's interior back in the day shooting cars in space. 00:23:09:21 - 00:23:28:23 Unknown Yeah, but here's the thing. Tyreese and Ludacris were in space with a fucking hazmat suit and duct tape. Yeah, that's the thing. I'm like, Hey, Jesus Christ, Mike, Was this the temp? No, that's the night. That was the night. Yeah. Oh, my God. They shot a week, so they went to space in nine. Yeah. You know what happened? 00:23:28:23 - 00:23:54:12 Unknown Where you go, there's no place else to go. They're just like water and water. Underwear. You know what? No, no. You know what they say? She hit the DMT in, like, drive cars in an alternate dimension. Oh, you got a multiverse rock? Yeah, they got that. How to. There. That's why tennis Bobby going figure was going at least 14 years Too much shit to fucking get you to game the multiverse now they got the multiverse. 00:23:54:14 - 00:24:12:28 Unknown Well there is no end if you want it to continue they'll say yeah like shit. Because yeah they, they, they shot Ludacris and Tyreese in the space and then the motherfuckers were stuck there like a rough rider Joe from they all motorcycles and shit. They already did. They tried it. Now there was a movie like that one. I mean it. 00:24:12:28 - 00:24:32:23 Unknown Biker boys and talk. Talk. No, I'm talking that fast Furious like they not they're not gonna say abuses. And that's what they, they already tried that with those two but it wasn't Fast and Furious talk. It was no good talk. Yeah. They just made movies like based on Fast and Furious, but with motorcycles. Yep. Yep. And Bikers Boys had Laurence Fishburne, right? 00:24:32:23 - 00:24:52:17 Unknown Yeah. He was the main motherfucker. Wasn't that like blacks versus Asians? No, no, no. It was like young versus old because fucking Laurence Fishburne, illegitimate son, fucking wanted to be a racer and shit like. And he comes into his life all of a sudden, after all these years of not being there and trying to sell his boy, don't be like me. 00:24:52:17 - 00:25:09:09 Unknown So and a boy ends up being like him and fucking burns them on the track. But like what? He doesn't. Laurence Fishburne lets up off the gas at the end to let him win. Mike, you. You've seen too many bad movies, Dog. We got to find something for you to do with this. This is how I look back. 00:25:09:10 - 00:25:26:22 Unknown What I need more. I'll fucking cut on something and just go marveling. Still seeing the god damn DMX snake movie and I would forgotten the name Motherfucker Slither or something like that. Yeah, I got I got it on from the one that I ain't seen that dumb ass yet. I'm excited to say it actually is going to trip. 00:25:26:22 - 00:25:46:27 Unknown You have all the stupid shit you've seen and you still haven't seen. That makes me like, really, really. DMX really didn't even know that was a movie. I'll tell you, bro. Just like, fucking not worth watching because you just see it. Black Dynamite got another one fucked me. Oh, my girl. But it's not. Black Dynamite is saying, you know something? 00:25:46:27 - 00:26:12:14 Unknown Yeah, it's a Western drawing Black black cinema parody came in the Western. It's supposed to be like some preacher, but he ain't that. Oh, lordy. Oh, my. So many bad movies and so few good ones. Well, you ain't got the right of this shit now. They're on strike. You know, It's like I was talking with. I was talking with the Jubilee the other day at a party over here in town. 00:26:12:15 - 00:26:29:03 Unknown How, you know, I'm start doing comedy. I'm going to go celibate. I might make porno. Yeah, And, like, maybe I'm going to do like. Like Boogie Nights Porno where there's, like, a story so I can do some acting manners and then have some sex. That'd be cool, man. Oh, you want to go old school? What? I was saying and everything before she comes in. 00:26:29:03 - 00:26:47:27 Unknown You know what? It would be cool to do the sex like it's half hour comedy bits. You know, where it's like Seinfeld, but only instead of Seinfeld. Just like innuendos to the sex. Like the sex is like, slap it, you know what I mean? So you like telling the story so, man, this one bitch coming to the house the other day, I couldn't believe it. 00:26:48:00 - 00:27:08:00 Unknown She said, you know, she wanted to fuck me with sweaty balls. So I did a couple jumping jacks or the flash for the. You doing jumping jacks? You know, I got my balls, I think sweaty enough for it. And she was like, you know, just dripping on my here. So, you know, being the man that I am, I said, okay, here, that might, that might be a little extreme. 00:27:08:00 - 00:27:26:07 Unknown But yeah, something that might be a little weird. I was going to say normal shit. Now you definitely have to say shit. My gay saying no normal shit, that's for sure. That's the first thing that came to my name right is now Barry. I put together. I guess you could, but in a comedic for not so nasty maybe. 00:27:26:07 - 00:27:44:20 Unknown Well, like we can almost just make literal Seinfeld spoofs that are pornos. We're like any Seinfeld episode. We take the premise of it and we're going into a porno. And I know for you, yeah, no such thing, You know, soup for you. I met a girl at the soup Nazis, and then I went back and banged her. You know what I mean? 00:27:44:27 - 00:28:09:14 Unknown No blowjob for you, huh? No. Hands up for you. There's some. Oh, there's something there. No. Soft from for you is definitely something. They're real stories. Nobody. Hopefully you. You could do somebody in there, huh? We know. Looking for you. New guests. No full time. I hate to think I know nobody by for, you know, putting pot for you. 00:28:09:16 - 00:28:26:06 Unknown I don't know, Mike. There's a lot of options out there. You know what I mean? That's bullshit. Yeah, a lot of options. Yeah. Yeah. You see what happened with that? Also, I do that up in Pennsylvania, Got out of jail. You see, I got out of jail. I scaled a wall or something like, Yeah, he put up the wall. 00:28:26:06 - 00:28:42:14 Unknown Fuck it. Had his hands on one side, you know, I then walked up to him and Joe Warrior. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He got out. That motherfucker was out for like two, almost two or three weeks, and they couldn't find him. I heard about that cat. He stole a gun out of someone's garage. Yeah, Yeah. Down there. Yeah, they got him. 00:28:42:14 - 00:29:06:10 Unknown They got him, like, last week, sometime last week. Hey, what's a fugitive in growing up? He might have been in jail during that time. You never know. There's one. And he was. Yeah. You don't seem all night to each other in that time. But, like, for me, it's like if you get out, like, I think that if I was out for two weeks, I could almost walk from Pennsylvania to Mexico in two weeks, for sure. 00:29:06:16 - 00:29:24:20 Unknown You know what I mean? Cause right now I just walk right over right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's far harder to get in to Mexico. That is for Mexicans. Get American because you probably have to have paperwork to do it the other way round. Well, I mean, if you just find a spot to walk across, you could. He only made it 30 miles from the jail. 00:29:24:22 - 00:29:46:27 Unknown Yeah. With. Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't hell bent. Now he, she got down on the river fucking out of flow my ass on some really nice one. This recently happened right near. Yeah. And walked over 70. Yeah. I've flown, bro. I've flown. I'm going on some kind of or she did. She was out there with some fishing or right management and then crab walked up a wall to get out of here. 00:29:46:27 - 00:30:07:00 Unknown Like I said. Goddamn. Yeah. Ninja warrior. She quit right down here, the creek with a fishing pole. Yeah, Because they learn in, they start off like, ah, we got this five mile radius. She's got to be in this five mile race. Couldn't get far. They need to is, like, almost talented enough that he could find a person that's fishing, bum a pole fish with the guy for a while. 00:30:07:03 - 00:30:30:28 Unknown They catch a ride. Yeah. Mean like I'm a and I'm. We get right back into town. Oh yeah, sure, man. No problem. Like you make friends with it. Here you go. He does. And he what I call it. I don't need to sit. I'll just casual, whatever it would be one of these things where, like, if we were making like, a montage of it, the cops would be rushing by every time and the Jew would just be sitting there with a fishing pole, like glancing over his shoulder at the cops, continuing to fish. 00:30:30:28 - 00:30:45:27 Unknown And it was like, Man, something must be going on. And then, you know, my I heard some on the radio about the was happening, but I you know, I got one. I got one go Yeah hey look about having big is here. Right here. Special fish out here. Yeah. You ought to get called a banana with me. Worry about the shit going. 00:30:45:28 - 00:31:06:03 Unknown All right. See, it's all about maintaining the illusion of being free, right? Yeah, Free and properly in the place that you are. Like, if people look at you and think you're supposed to be there, they're not going to sweat what you're up to. Yeah, it's like one Jack, the Daffy Duck suit from Six Flags, and like, I just walked out with it like it was mine. 00:31:06:05 - 00:31:28:12 Unknown Yeah. And nobody said anything to me. Just like when I crashed their wedding reception. I walked in that motherfucker like I was supposed to be there. Exactly. All you got to do is leave, you know? No shit. I it, huh? I'm supposed to be here right now. Oh, Lordy. Fucking die. Which is great. I like playing last shit, Mike. 00:31:28:12 - 00:31:45:04 Unknown I'm glad things are so good for you. Watching terrible movies and shit. And I've still not. I don't mind the terrible shit because it gives me something to be like. Goddamn, You know, you could do so much better, Which is that when I see somebody that's like, I either this person is in it or this person is directing and whatever, I'm my and ain't going to be shared. 00:31:45:05 - 00:32:08:16 Unknown So wait, so you watch movies with people you know of that have done good things just so you could be like this motherfucker suck my arm like I know you do. You can do good. But this shit here that you've been doing doesn't make no fucking sense. Did you hear about Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher? Oh, yeah. They try to me ads for they were like, Hey, take it easy on Danny. 00:32:08:17 - 00:32:29:02 Unknown They got in there like, he wants you. Oh, man. They dig them a new one. They're like, So whatever fucking foundation they were supporting at the time, they started a foundation for like helping kids or some shit. I think it was for people that were victims of sexual abuse. Yeah. Yeah, They stepped down from there. Like we step down from it, like. 00:32:29:03 - 00:32:50:08 Unknown Yeah, yeah. But she apparently, they say, like, she's part of like an abuse fucking major cause, huh? Come on, Mike. What are you saying? This is part of an abused nature. Yeah, like so on the set of whatever it was to show they were on 70 shows. Yeah, So she was like when she started the show, she was 14. 00:32:50:11 - 00:33:10:15 Unknown Ashton Kutcher was 19. They got an interview of him talking to. Well, he lied about her age somehow. I don't know if it was Rosie or somebody else. Was she? She was 16. No, I said the talk with Ashton Kutcher about this kissing. He's telling them like this is her first kiss. It's their first kiss. And he's like, do I give her tongue or whatever because she's 14. 00:33:10:15 - 00:33:30:00 Unknown I'm 19 years old at the time. And they're like, You do what you gotta do it. He comes out from now, I'm like, God damn, I should no longer turn down a 40 year. I'll be all right, you know? Are you comfortable enough to do that? Hey, man, it was a professional setting. Died. I do the script, but they just kiss it. 00:33:30:00 - 00:33:45:27 Unknown Don't say that about tongue in a bitch. Dad, you got to. You gave a little back, Pat. Yeah. Kids, you know, they just don't want you trying to crack down. So that was already in a But they say that everybody on the set was fucked up except me. Oh, yeah, but is that grooming? Is that grooming? Little like. 00:33:45:27 - 00:34:06:16 Unknown Like how they be saying, Leonardo, wait a minute. You think that they're trying to say that Ashton groomed Mila by making out with her when she was 14, 19? Yeah. They're trying to say that like she's a product of fucking how fucked up Hollywood is. You. Yeah, I don't know, man. Maybe because they say she. It says something about how she was fucked up. 00:34:06:18 - 00:34:25:29 Unknown Well, in a substantially attractive lady. And it adds to the, like, my confusion about just one of these casting directors up to what kind of dirt bags are these casting directors? Because like, like I it's well known and I'm a big fan of Emma Watson, but there's a number of other ladies that were in that that don't look bad. 00:34:25:29 - 00:34:48:07 Unknown They're pretty good looking ladies not they've grown up there. And I was talking to some chick I work with and she was like the guys from Harry Potter are pretty hot too. And I'm like, Hmm. It makes me really question. And they always say Hollywood is fucked up, you know, all AP series and all these little child stars that are coming out with saying, Fuck The Babadook, but it's like they've got the eye of like the little one on the ground. 00:34:48:12 - 00:35:01:17 Unknown You know, they look at like a ten year old and be like, That one's going to grow up hot. But you know what that really means? They look at the ten year old knowing a ten year old Tom did. Yeah, that's really what it means, like, oh, let's go for growth. It's going to be some right here. I, I my way. 00:35:01:20 - 00:35:30:16 Unknown Oh yeah that said one of these days wink wink, like, man, shit's fucked up, bro. Shit's real fucked up. That's true. That's Hollywood. At least that's what they'd be saying. I don't know. I'm not part of Hollywood, I could tell you. But it's been said dead long. Said by a lot of fucking people. And not only then, now, still even back then, with that bitch to play Shirley Temple was at the little fucking girl in Shirley Temple was her real name wasn't really matters was the act. 00:35:30:16 - 00:35:51:21 Unknown I thought that was the character she played. I didn't know that was a romance. That was her real name. Every day and every day. Really creepy stuff that she was dead. Like singing the soldiers. Like little dress. Yeah, like, really weird. But see, that's the thing that bothered me, too. Remember a young girl that passed away that was like this little kid model and something, Renee, JonBenet Ramsey. 00:35:51:21 - 00:36:12:27 Unknown Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. And I'm like, you know, but that wasn't even Hollywood. That was just just weird. Weird, weird parents dressing their children up like they're adults. They're like, we're going to put you in dresses and modeling and all this shit makes sense to me. And like, why the fuck you got these little kids in makeup, all this shit and you got 16 and pregnant like crazy. 00:36:12:29 - 00:36:32:05 Unknown Those kind of pageants, I kind of think should not be allowed. No, not at all. Because, like, I mean, that makes no sense to me. Was nothing about nothing about it seems health care, beauty pageants. Like what the fuck was this? Doesn't make any sense. Like, why? Yeah, to straight. You got grown men judge these fucking little kids. 00:36:32:05 - 00:36:48:18 Unknown You know what I mean? Like, huh? How often do you do that? Where do you do that? I mean, that doesn't make any sense to me. And who signs up for that? Like, if my buddy came to me and said, Hey, man, I'm doing a beauty pageant. You want to be a judge? I'd be like, Yeah, I think I could maybe wrap my head around that. 00:36:48:18 - 00:37:05:01 Unknown He goes, Oh yeah, By the way, they're seven years old now. Oh, yeah, I'm good. Like, What the fuck are you doing that shit? Yeah. No, I don't even know if I want to even get to that point, my friend. And maybe, like, All right, you're now an acquaintance. I'm not fucking with you. Like, I don't know what the fuck you and your mother shit. 00:37:05:01 - 00:37:24:14 Unknown Yeah, that's some serious other shit it is. Like my dude. I don't know if we can fuck around. I don't know if I can hang on anymore. Dude, you questionable. Now I got a question. Everything you do now right? Like, are you really collecting toys for collectibles now? You know what I mean? Like, these are collectibles. You got Legos for wood, You know, like, come on. 00:37:24:14 - 00:37:42:08 Unknown Where you are. I see. What the fucking white van You, man, you said need nutritive taste levels. And she was thinking, Good. Yeah. You're halfway to my bad, man. You got canning your pocket bridge. Yeah. Freedom's so I get the free hug sticker on the side and all that jazz they're trying to tell you. She said, But shit's a problem. 00:37:42:08 - 00:37:56:24 Unknown It's been thrown out here in our face. We just need that really paid attention to it. I mean, we prior. Painter Sure. But a lot of the focus, you know this claim that she like, oh no it's good for their self-esteem. Little girls don't need to fucking know that bullshit they use fucking them up for later on in life. 00:37:56:24 - 00:38:20:15 Unknown I mean, like somebody she calls them ugly. I was Ms.. Beauty, beautiful, whatever, when I was five and everything fucks everybody up. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Like there's nothing that's like. I don't know. I don't know. I guess the good set of experiences helps, but other than that, everything's fucking people up. So, like, if you go dress up, kids learn a beauty pageant, like the chances of that actually being good for them is so slim there. 00:38:20:17 - 00:38:41:08 Unknown There's like quite 1% of the kids that go into beauty pageants at seven years old. Maybe it's good for the other 99%. It's fucking with them. They're fucking they don't want to go through this order. They did a thing on that, man. When when the Ramsay girl fucking went missing or died or was murdered. They did a fucking thing on that. 00:38:41:08 - 00:38:59:08 Unknown Talked about how the kids don't want to do this shit with the parents as they're just the parents lived through the kids vicariously, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Like it's almost as bad as how the parents are with the kids that are playing football and shit. Right? Yeah. Yeah, That's. Maybe that's the. That's the solve for all this stuff. 00:38:59:08 - 00:39:22:06 Unknown Now, you little bastards don't get to play nothing until you're fully grown into. They make it. They want their kid to make it for right now. They want that high is in. Maybe it's always really that good. It's always Karens that weren't that hot. But yeah, but now they're so there's too much money involved like football players. Fucking maybe not beauty pageant, but everybody wants to be a football player because you know next you know they're making 50 a year. 00:39:22:08 - 00:39:44:02 Unknown A million a year, you know what I mean. Yeah. For fucking your county or whatever the fuck you know. I mean, you're from Simone fucking Ohio. Yeah. All their heads up and not being worth a shit at 35. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But pretty soon football's going to be real software standard to be true, and that's just not really going to be that much too dangerous for our agreed places. 00:39:44:04 - 00:40:01:14 Unknown Gentlemen, With that said, we have to bring this episode to a close. Oh, yeah. I'd like to thank you so much for listening. We'd like to encourage you to listen to old episodes as well as new episodes like Serious is Scrolling. Gentlemen, Let's try to be nice to people that look like you. Be nice to people that don't look like you. 00:40:01:14 - 00:40:20:23 Unknown Don't be a dick. Love this fellow. Ladies and gentlemen, keep moving forward. That's right. Keep grinding on the things that you are trying to get done, because that is how things get done. We believe you. That's right. Like Cher, Subscribe to tell your peoples. And don't forget just how much we love you, Love y'all, and peace be with you. 00:40:20:24 - 00:40:27:13 Unknown Go to double of still getting high. I can't complain. 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