Unknown 0:13 Ladies and gentlemen, for the 629th time, it is the mason and friends show. Featuring Miss T aka lady T. Hey guys, as well as that dude called JU aka el Juperino as well as the Black Hand of Mike L, aka el chokes a lot, me I’m Mason aka el Mahoney Welcome to the Mason and Friends show Unknown 0:57 was having your what's good day. It's nice day. This that kill bill? enjoying it is the first time I was like man, I felt like some kind of wax on wax off. I was like now. Unknown 1:10 No Bruce Lee shit Unknown 1:12 this and Kill Bill. I thought it was Karate Kid. Sound kind of karate kids but once that flute gets to going Oh, my God. Yeah, Unknown 1:19 yeah, that flute flips the script. Unknown 1:24 That was the five poems of devil five fingers deaf would exploding guard game. Five punch exploding five Unknown 1:33 point welding heart punch or like that. That's a fire way to make a motherfucker die. Unknown 1:41 Hit him in the chest. Unknown 1:42 Monet was blocking four Unknown 1:47 fingers Mike forgot to bring it to like the darkest nastiest part of the entire doubles. Unknown 1:51 The shoot movies a spitter? Unknown 1:53 The worst part of the two movies the part everyone wants to forget right most Unknown 2:01 people be doing that shit man that some of that there's some truth behind that man. Unknown 2:05 There's no doubt somebody out there paying money to bank checks and Thomas but he got what he deserved. Yeah, but definitely got Unknown 2:12 fucked about then took the pussy wagon Unknown 2:17 the wagon was so trash ever Chairman a car like that Unknown 2:22 but he looked like a kind of guy if he's fun combing bitches. He got a plus. Woman. I Unknown 2:27 mean, how late can you get like my cell COVID check dates. And I drive a fan that says truck this is Plessy wagon. That's horrific. absolutely horrific. When he would hear about that guy, right, like you'd hear about him on the news, shit, that's blog he drives the footsie wagon. How could I not How could I not have known? How do I let that slide I should have seen that one. I'm not surprised by polling every day. The neighbors don't say Oh, this is surprise. shocked that was fucking chicks and comas with the Posey wagon. It's disgusting. Unknown 3:15 So for your fans, it's Unknown 3:16 like what do you what are you bringing to the table so look Unknown 3:18 fuckin this was earlier banned this week this past week. I forgot depends right so I stopped at one of my clients trying to go take a piss and they're bad for me. And some dude is that in this mall fuck like, having all helped Merkley have like his mom was like praying all the shit. Like it sounded worse than that. Unknown 3:38 He's praying bras and like, oh, Lord, please Unknown 3:45 Jesus, and all sudden, this fucking girl explosion happens. I'm like you know what? I got a purse. I just turned around and walked out. I was like, Man, that ain't done but trouble that fall back Joy right there. Like the bug already talking and praying like please help me type shit. Yeah, you know, Unknown 4:09 I've reached a point in life where I have a fairly good idea if what I'm eating is going to do that to me. I don't do it if I'm going to be at a gas station taking that shit. Unknown 4:20 This is that like work like welfare has got to come into this business. Like right there when you come into my office, Unknown 4:25 and I literally work somewhere with maximum five people in the building. Right? There's maximum five of us there. And that's like the most people I've ever seen there at one time. Like, I try not to take a shit I will there I'll take a shit there. But like, I'm still like, Conchi like I don't get bummed out at lunch because I'm not just gonna have to do that to myself. Unknown 4:50 Sounds simple the restaurants can do it. But that dude, he fucked that that whole joint had to be a hell of an ordeal. I felt bad for him. Because I mean, he was chief some kind of fun man. Unknown 5:04 I can't feel bad for those people. Because like I know when I'm going to do that to myself. doesn't catch me off guard Unknown 5:10 for the for the adapter he might have some shit he might have what his girls could have gone to Chipotle or he could have many girls people's and you know they Unknown 5:17 think Sony fine. You know I'm gonna get it laid on the beans. And then just staggered should Unknown 5:22 just didn't work out right for me. Right. I felt like it was probably in a sweat. Yeah, we had one in fucking stone pains where you just immediately start sweating. If you thought there was like a sweat on that shirt. Last Unknown 5:36 time where you get in there you take your shirt off. Unknown 5:40 You got protection right your head like fuck Unknown 5:47 had a turn by day. Unknown 5:50 The guy instantly sweating. Unknown 5:51 Even not never hanging damn quarter naked. Unknown 5:55 You don't want to consider your the woman is telling stories about being in the bathroom at work. leaning against the cold wall. Unknown 6:01 Oh yay. And that Unknown 6:05 was a real bathroom. It was a dude who missed the bathroom. Unknown 6:08 That's what happens we wave 120 degree weather that's on the bathroom Unknown 6:15 find a bathroom wall like oh this will Unknown 6:20 take care of it. That's that's dropped booty mess on the tiles today. You just let your boards have some booty beds. Yes. Unknown 6:30 It's not soaking up into this game. Unknown 6:32 No don't don't give booty miss. For you lead your friends on a wall Unknown 6:56 my face just my back Unknown 7:03 seat back was last time scripted Unknown 7:15 you had your bad arm prevents you from cleaning yourself properly so you might not have cleaned his back properly since he leaves that dirty bathroom Unknown 7:22 fling. Just fling the rag up on Unknown 7:25 your back. So you slap yourself on the back with the towel with the washcloth Unknown 7:32 does like three degrees. Unknown 7:35 Hands out a brush or two Oh, Unknown 7:38 you know what you need Unknown 7:39 to really do. Unknown 7:42 You need to go to like paying somebody to help like somebody that can like help you do rehabilitation therapy. Maybe your arm of work right one day and then you should probably not play softball ever again. Unknown 7:57 The reason why I would I would go do that is if softball came back around with kickball together then I'm like well your shoulder fit well with all those faces. Unknown 8:07 Effect six weeks before the season starting to go out Unknown 8:10 there. Because it's gonna be under pre or post rehab it post rehab one is doing rehab, Unknown 8:17 right? You're gonna have like, professional level injury you already have professional athlete level injuries. Yeah, no scratch to show for. Like the only reason to have professional athlete injuries is if you've got professional right that's like don't say yeah, Unknown 8:37 we know what's coming down the way he goes hard in the pain he knows. There is no medium speed as either zero or 100 Unknown 8:49 zero or 100 always run at 100 and that's when you take your socket, something out of the socket. You know what I mean? You make that cut. You're like oh damn, I footstep there and the rest of my body went there and then my name was over Unknown 8:59 here and I see my shoulder just laying on the ground. I saw that'd be i i tried to stick out. Unknown 9:07 He needs more help than just you'd lady to. Yes. Your assistance is greatly appreciated, but he's gonna have to do something about it one of these days, but he's going to be the old man that's too broken. They're gonna be like, Look, dude, we're just gonna put your arm in a sling, which is gonna be he's gonna have Unknown 9:26 you but there's no sling I'm gonna have to design this big hand. I can't do that Unknown 9:39 you don't have to learn I've learned Unknown 9:41 like it's gonna feel foreign to me what I got taught a different language to me. Let me now talk all sweet. Nothing. Unknown 9:49 I'll say it's Canadian. That's at least kind of close. Unknown 9:53 lefties. Let's see what you can do. funky stuff Radburn associate Unknown 10:00 can happen man you gotta be careful. Unknown 10:03 We also I finally saw that third episode farmer joining the Yeezy joint. I watched some of the whole documentary is fucking good. You see how it came to be and fucking crash that he has man like his camera man Cudi his uh, his homie fucking even would cut the camera off when he will start going into his rants like yo, I don't even want people to see this. It's too hard for me to see my homie going through the city going through Unknown 10:31 coffee. He's really fucking nuts. Oh, yeah, Unknown 10:34 I get mad. You know, he is. Unknown 10:36 He is a genius though. Yeah, he's absolutely a genius. Definitely. I love how they call him a genius. That's such a stupid word, but it works. Like I don't want to be a genius. I'd be happy if you called me a genius. But if you call me a genius, I'm not I don't want to be associated with what Kanye is like. I don't want to be that loony. I want to be that crazy, you know? Unknown 11:01 Hero but after after watching I'm like yo, this man is really needs some serious like, when talking counselor something I don't even know the therapist can really help. You know, like working out a therapist, because I don't think he will take it serious enough. It had to have something like some traumatic traumatic Unknown 11:18 thing. You have to want to get better. Yeah, I don't know. He wants to get better. Which is a damn shame because I mean, Kanye is pretty dope when Kanye has been pretty dope. Yeah, but he's fucking Looney Tunes when he's gone. Unknown 11:34 Yeah, you see that she you see the change? It happens. Unknown 11:37 Well, and he probably he seems to think that it's like a good part of his creative process to be crazy. So like, he's got to like get off the meds when he makes a record. Unknown 11:47 You got people that surrounded that pride, you know, stepping away, Yo, man, you might want to step back off of this for a second. Let's just chill on this for a minute. Circle might not be the right song. Unknown 11:59 Yes, people. Nobody's saying that ain't the right thing to do, man. Because who is he going to listen to his Mama's dad? Nobody else is going to be able to tell him that hey, right. He said he told us years ago he can't tell me nothing. Unknown 12:12 To be one of his kids. His kids have symmetry. Unknown 12:15 But how many years is it going to be till they're old enough to be able to maybe do that? Unknown 12:19 You know what it doesn't take you don't take them to be old enough to say some tea to be like your baby check yourself. And we just want them because kids they got the purest form of fucking truth is gonna come from a child's mouth because they don't have no further what she did is gonna let you know. Like they don't they're not untainted by the world yet. You know what I'm saying? Now I Unknown 12:39 understand that's why I like dating younger women now by the world, Unknown 12:49 CD sound has been beat down by the world because you get real shit out of the fuck out. Unknown 12:54 There's something to that too Unknown 12:56 young. They still got that fantasy mind of unicorns and gumdrops and shit. They only get you good woman at the men through some shitty like I got time with this bullshit. That's what I'm talking about. Let's get to the meat potatoes. Don't need all the extra shit right there. Let's get to the point. Yeah, Unknown 13:12 it's a delicate balance. You know? You want to find somebody that's like, not been too beaten down but has been beaten down. Unknown 13:19 Just got some life experiences under the belt. That's all Unknown 13:22 just some life experiences can be pretty broad. Yeah, you know what I mean? That's pretty broad there, buddy. Unknown 13:28 Just just just a few things. to happen in life and see how you overcoming it dealt with it. So Mr. Unit How you feeling bro? Unknown 13:38 You need to turn that TV off, man. I see you there just staring at the fish. You got the fish on the TV. Unknown 13:43 Right and man there's this fake fish around or Unknown 13:47 that you would throw? Unknown 13:48 How's wicked tuna? Fake fishing. Unknown 13:51 I don't know man. I heard that they got the fish already hooked in shit. Out Buckner. Okay. I don't know Unknown 14:02 what they say but how would you fake hookup or fake tuna? Unknown 14:08 This officious fake is what some say. It's like why can't you turn it off? I don't know if it's the same people that are saying Burgess robots are versus not real. Birds aren't real. Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, they're robots or their drones or some shit. Yeah, I don't believe that. I believe that either. Unknown 14:26 I've met birds. They're actually birds. So Unknown 14:29 let me just say I have a saying that I can be very nice. Are you saying that state casting out there or it's fake fishing they're catching. Unknown 14:38 They say it stays Unknown 14:40 as in like they have a hook would have fish and they throw it into water and then pull it back out go hair days I got this Unknown 14:46 got a fucking eight foot total laying around and just throw it in a fucking water favor and instantly see but it's not like it's WWF and they're like alright, you fish. Like Unknown 14:56 37 minutes into the Unknown 14:57 it's not like tap through tap your hand or tap the rare smacked around three times stand up to like that. It's Unknown 15:03 Jake Paul and turn the wrist this way. Unknown 15:06 That's what I think I heard from when they go down to the Outer Banks. That's what them North Carolina boys was saying. But I think that was Unknown 15:14 that's their haters. About these other you can't listen to the haters Unknown 15:18 come down and check because I'm like how the hell it couldn't be staged my partner so I don't know. Unknown 15:22 Right? It's not like wrestling. That's easy to say. Unknown 15:25 There's not under Karen a foul Eva, a foot fish out there dropping them into water and their foots real down on different boats. So I don't Unknown 15:34 I still don't understand why you can't turn the TV off. Because when you turn off because you won't participate in the conversation while the television is about do you know because you just watching the watch I was talking about before. We'd like it to be a part of it. I Unknown 15:54 remember what the I was in town about Unknown 15:56 two weekends ago and Unknown 15:59 what else I remember that because that just happened I was talking about before that. Unknown 16:03 What I just asked you was how was your weekend going? Unknown 16:07 I told you about big and busy. I was doesn't would. It's all done. I'm done with I don't need to wear Unknown 16:12 wood for now that it's getting warm and we've split up enough wind to last season. Unknown 16:17 I got five cores. Unknown 16:19 Let us some storm comes from trees come down here. They're gonna be cut up again. No, you're right. Have an addiction. You Unknown 16:26 have a serious addiction. You're a good hoarder. You're like man, I can't burn all this word but I'm still not stalking. Unknown 16:31 Exactly. You got a serious addiction just would. Just chords. Yeah, I Unknown 16:40 mean, I got chords for days, man you want Unknown 16:43 firewood? is the word that you're referring to take their sexual innuendos room, they may feel derfor you would think he like wouldn't shit just like firewood. Unknown 17:09 Right? For a living tree fall down this this Unknown 17:13 is I got problems with weight. Like I see good wood laying on the ground. I'm like, Damn, that's a good look. Just like if I see a fire and I'm like, I want to get over there. Unknown 17:23 You have an addiction. Unknown 17:24 I could get over there without that house see him? Unknown 17:27 But is it nature or is it just like certain parts of nature a fallen tree. It's more that there's a dopamine hit that he's getting? Yes. dopamine hit from the side of the water eats dopamine hit from the side of the downstream Unknown 17:40 he gets the hit from it's not just seeing the water is the actual going to that water that Unknown 17:47 gets it throughout Japan when he sees it. Walking to it. As a fish striking his dopamine as he sees as he reads the water. He's like man, he's saying I don't ever want to Unknown 17:58 get somebody to feel sad. I'm like you're supposed to be here that's the extra kick Unknown 18:04 No, no that's that's the Rutland getting caught. That's it social justice warrior mentality coming through him. Like he's not. He's not like a leftist or social justice warrior. But he has that same indignance When someone tells him You can't fish they're patient here. Fuck you. This is a water man. God made water man water don't hurt you don't Unknown 18:21 own this. I don't care if it is on your be this we shall be able to fish. You got fish in it. It's worth I got a call. Unknown 18:29 I'm a fish and I ain't gonna believe it. Yeah, Unknown 18:34 I'm sure that argument where you should have a whale fish. Unknown 18:39 That's a bumper sticker right there. Half pole will fish to make a Jew unit t shirt. That sounds like I swear that will sell because how many fishermen are there right? Unknown 18:52 That's why I think that can be six nine shirt is going to be some one of these days people like me wearing them all the time. It's gonna It's so inappropriate for dads to hold up inappropriate shit. They really do. One will go further because Rob can not be inappropriate. You know what I'm going to do next? I'm going to do church a Mason. I'm going to take that that Blues Brothers church, you know, a lot of light shining down on it and I'm going to change the cross on top to a pot leaf and make that church amazing. I see. Unknown 19:28 Do you see the Knights you see last July live? Have you seen a lot Unknown 19:36 of exciting fucking started moving from shooting to the house now so Unknown 19:41 I like a real deal. Family Man with the lady and all that Unknown 19:48 good man man we got the movers because they've been busy and they don't have enough staff so we got to push back like a week for them to come move on ship but other than that, man, we went by the House Day and gotcha squared away per day. You know, cleaned it up a little bit. I got to get the hot water heater flushed out I gotta flush that out and shit but everything's good to go man. Aschenbach stuff pack that that's what I've been doing all weekend is getting that shit together and squared away and packing and shipping Unknown 20:20 it up manually. Fucking family man and shit. Unknown 20:23 Man. It's just pain as packet issue but I'm glad I'm happy to throw a lot of shit out though. Man fucking just get rid of fucking all this shit. Because I'm like, Man, I'm not trying to have a bunch of shit in the house that I don't need. Unknown 20:36 Humans are natural hoarders, man we hardship you got to learn to throw shit away. Unknown 20:41 But it all depends on what you're like. Alright, so this Muhfucka here. He hoards the wood he got he got actually hoard wood because that could be useful later on down the road. Unknown 20:51 But he's got that. What is it a depression era mentality about what? As much as I can possibly physically don't ever embrace but at some point it might be needed. Oh, property report. Unknown 21:07 There you have it all switched over to rat everything. Lazy I don't want to get up I want to get out on you got to be it's all good. We got it under control up in here. Fucking Unknown 21:31 I didn't say get back there Unknown 21:34 there are a number we're fucking got out getting ready to come back the actual old school out Unknown 21:41 of his African to come back from Mel Mac. Unknown 21:43 Does not he's gonna they're gonna read the movie. Oh, no, no, they're just they're bringing the old episodes back. They're gonna stream the old episodes. Unknown 21:52 Probably doing that somewhere. Probably been doing that. Good enough to be like, I love that athletes mostly. Unknown 21:58 Like that's all he wants to do. He sees it. He just was he was the person he got Unknown 22:08 that person on the breath on the train. I don't think so. I think he just a pussy. But did he drink beer? He did. Unknown 22:16 I think he just drank and ate pussy or what to eat pussy because he never got on the bus. Unknown 22:21 I think he was counting every time they tried to try to get that putting in his mouth all the time. Definitely. I did not realize what he was. It was funny. There was an accident eat cat so that would be an actual. It wasn't like it wasn't as egregious as Mike and I are making it sound like whoever wrote it was that's what they're saying. There's an innuendo in there. That like thinks is real. Unknown 22:47 We think we're set percent sure that's real shit. Unknown 22:52 Because it makes a show about an alien and all he wants to do is eat cat Unknown 22:57 this is like all the preparing as Disney people you know all those people pervert or drone decks in the sky like I like that though, man. That's cool shit, you know? I mean, yeah, I've been writing Unknown 23:09 in stuff that's a little less I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tape it for the parent. Exactly. Oh look, the dust says Deez Nuts. deez nuts in the dust Unknown 23:24 absolutely deco FeCO from Unknown 23:27 Yeah, they have orgasmic things going on for sure. If I was making them I mean, Unknown 23:34 expression that is was shit now. I think it really matters like fucking I got a homie that works at the schools right? He was talking to me the other day he said, Man, these my kids are here man. They fucking different. He goes Unknown 0:02 because I was working in this ball fungus by and fucking he had a conversation that's going on with these teenage shit. He said he's more focused. There was a bunch of girls and guys, it was all talking and whatnot. And fucking the dude district was like, Yo, he saw day, just like I just returned. Sunday. Unknown 0:22 He goes, You know what the girl said return to say Wisconsin. He goes now. She said she texted him and I'm like, what? Unknown 0:29 He goes, these goddamn kids they real bad days like what the fuck? Whatever that she was popping off. We wasn't this ball for Gaza. Well, yeah, you said some shit but not that damn direct. Unknown 0:43 was like we were coming up with porno on the internet was just starting to be a thing. bastards came up. It was always Unknown 0:50 free. You had the fucking turn the TV to a certain channel or watch the squiggly lines are added right? Unknown 0:56 They didn't come up like watching the squiggly Bukoba they came up like watching like teenager HD and I'm gonna do that in a couple of years. Unknown 1:08 Shot every fucking eight eight minutes a tech stand Unknown 1:11 up late to watch HBO soft porn. Unknown 1:13 You know like we had like Bill Clinton tonight and then he was up low job was sex. Which then by the time our children Unknown 1:23 was a sexual like, Unknown 1:24 whatever that's like an answer that's like a handshake now. They blow him off fuckers like it's like oh, nice to meet you that's what it appears. Unknown 1:36 I have a daughter that's Unknown 1:40 all you need to talk to your daughter about DECnet just raise the right respect yourself fuck all these fuckers Yeah, be Unknown 1:46 like you know, you might not want to like to be thrown around too much. Unknown 1:50 Do I want to be that person? I Unknown 1:51 want to get any it's 1 billion thrown around too much. I don't know. Unknown 1:55 That should follow as you were saying or I say you wrote to the shorty that you back in the day in high school. You knew that she was always running around and shit. Unknown 2:11 You know you still got a fat burner even when you're in. Unknown 2:18 High School you still have to say when Unknown 2:20 I asked you if you saw Nick in high school, he said you take it it has Unknown 2:25 to go forward the way around. Unknown 2:27 I remember that science fast. He said he took it Unknown 2:34 was shot him but I ain't shot. Unknown 2:37 Right. Exactly. I didn't know how to save up and then but I know how to talk about it. Now. Come on. To the van. Tell me about this. Man. You got to pay him. Down by the river. I got a man. Drive it down by the river. Man when the animal was down by the river. Booty hold it up. Unknown 3:03 Man and animate us already. Unknown 3:05 That's mad preparation right there. So la bas professional preparation. Unknown 3:09 That sounds like abduction. Don't be scared. Unknown 3:13 Now adoptions don't get it they don't get the they don't get the future. They don't get the end of abductions don't get enemas. That's not how it works. Unknown 3:25 The animals being polite about it and be like Unknown 3:29 oh right like you say like this, so I brought like the proper preparations for it. You know what I mean? Unknown 3:34 Just in case I've read it to you. Unknown 3:37 Since we were talking about this in high school now that we're 41 on me just in case. I'm ready. I got rubbers. Throwing the booty hole now, Unknown 3:46 right. Is it cool? Still Okay, okay, Unknown 3:51 you still take it into booty hole. Unknown 3:52 You gotta use the enema first. Unknown 3:54 You probably it cleans out the track get all the get all the duty out of there and let it out because you don't want nationals do. That's what they do with professionals important. Girls taken in the ass in Florida, because they do an enema first Unknown 4:07 because you don't want to be fucking plunging in all sudden you don't want to pull out a Pomeranian Taco Bell last night you fucking airbags and fucking you pull out that just the stars guys are right, just shockingly fucking rank. Unknown 4:25 You don't want to have to deal with other stuff that's in there. You want there to only be enough room for you to dig in. There. You don't want to call it lightning round you know and have that core kernel sitting in the tip of your deck. Oh no. Board Oh yeah, I went to both southwest grill last night got that course all my taco. Girl you need to do better thought Unknown 4:53 clinic fuck would you Unknown 5:00 read it's gross. Unknown 5:03 If you go go on a booty home and clean them off. Unknown 5:07 By the blood polite about it. You know what I mean? And like Don't be banging somebody in the booty Hall if you ain't got like a shower to go hop in immediately afterwards. Unknown 5:15 don't cross contaminate. Absolutely Unknown 5:17 keep it to the booting on once you're in there you can't Unknown 5:19 go back to the recipe and say to somebody young as I Because man like the boring shit now man they go fucking booty oh yeah suppose the booty all mouth to booty all the pasta plus mouth booty Hall again. Unknown 5:31 They're doing MSC they're also doing they're also doing enemas and they're taking cuts you know I mean to my wife Unknown 5:37 and they shut up but see, younger don't understand they're actually taking breaks in between here to clean shit up and go back in again and do some other shit. Unknown 5:44 I'm gonna need Somebody to wash my deck so I can stick it in her vagina again. There's lighting There's sound. people down there like scrubbing duty off your booty hole out your booty off your deck and disgusting. Unknown 5:56 His eyes back on the side. But this is bad going booty Whoa, girl let it go and swimming. Back scene three even saying three. Covenant Are you okay? Right? Unknown 6:11 We get a stunt booty Hall. The gym orgazmo Unknown 6:16 Yes, yeah. Unknown 6:18 The Stock Car Yep. So you get a stuck booty hole where they just bring in a different booty hole to get bang for a while on camera Unknown 6:24 or gas will be rolling the first time I've seen it what he would throw is fart so Unknown 6:28 that shit is the guy is putting thoughts into drones. He know he brings it to your face and says that's for you. It's like he catches him to cup and then he goes That's for you and like it's like he's handing it to you. And people want the movie to react as if it worked. I've never been able to come catch my fart and hand it to someone. I need to Unknown 6:51 see what catches my eye throw it to pick up a fastball. And this is funny. This is hysterical. The way he does the shit up like yo Hey, by the way, this man just cut the front and handed it off. Like I just passed this to the way people Unknown 7:05 react in the movie to it. It's as if he really did just hand you a fart Unknown 7:10 Cybertron throw it above let me see if I catch a fling was better. See, Unknown 7:14 the thing is I try not. I try not to be too gassy. You know what I mean? Like, like avoid things. I try not to you know, if I'm at Moe's and they're like you want black beans on us? I'm like nah Unknown 7:30 you like black beans? Just go for it. No, I don't because I'll be Unknown 7:35 exactly I would rather feel good later on for what I ate then like enjoy what I ate slightly more and then feel bad after bargain boo Unknown 7:42 being gassy versus shitty. Unknown 7:45 Well but you city always follows the gassy man not really you don't move man. You go poop. Unknown 7:51 It's not gonna be that Unknown 7:52 you can't trust your gas necessarily to not be you could be feeling a certain kind of way. Or you let yourself slide for Unknown 8:02 y'all man. I had a fucking oh man moment happened to me too last week this is real because I swore almost shit myself back I was getting I almost did this fucking I was riding the truck right and fucking I hit a pothole and see the fucking shit. I bounced up in the truck right? And I burped in Florida at the same time. It's a never happened like burping far fine like the elevator went up and down both time like what the fuck is this? Like? I had that moment and realize I'm looking at I'm looking out the window like there's a camera looking at me. And I'm married to myself. Like, man, I'm glad I didn't have to shake because there's no way to clenched and caught that. This just came out I hit that bump I went up in the air burping farting same time ain't gonna happen like I got to be careful nowadays. Unknown 8:52 That's that's potentially problematic right there. Unknown 8:56 That's Oh my God by that age, man. You got to be careful man. Unknown 9:01 Old enough to be magician himself on Unknown 9:05 too hard bad fucking have one a nice one. I had some good food. I ate too much. And I don't like I say I don't sit in public places. Unknown 9:12 But that's that's a problem. You're setting yourself up for problems right there. Plus, how are you supposed to stick Mason your friendship stickers on the bathroom walls and truckstops Unknown 9:20 Seattle stop at truckstops Okay, I'll do I'll stop taking pics but I don't take enough shit. Unknown 9:28 Well, when you take a pinch you got to start sticking stickers up in a bathroom Guy No Unknown 9:31 bro. That's a fucking take those sheets Unknown 9:35 so all three of y'all tried to catch her farts and cups before. Unknown 9:41 Like before, a catches a throw Unknown 9:44 it you don't even throw throwing he's gonna bring it up. Like the way he moved it. It's like he would move his hand as if he was maintaining it. Like bring it to Unknown 9:55 me just kind of like Unknown 9:56 under your nose Unknown 9:57 like okay, that's for you. Alright, so as you hear me Unknown 10:01 and the arrow see he's putting the full flicking the wrist into it. From like nipple level I'm grabbing. I'm almost skating. Yeah, man. That's a Spider Man. Spider Man. Unknown 10:20 Throwing like a fastball Unknown 10:23 dissipates. You see I'm trying to get it to your face and flicker let it run. I've tried to do it as clear as close to the orgazmo character as possible. We're like he farts in his hand. He keeps his hand cupped until it gets to right under your nose and he opens it up. That's for you. Unknown 10:39 Alright, so where did you do anything called or Unknown 10:47 where did you it's from the people that made South Park. So do Where did you come up with the idea of catching your phone in your hand and putting it in someone throwing it towards ashes Unknown 10:55 some said we've been doing and for really? My brother burps and likes a bourbon blown. Unknown 11:02 Yeah, but that's that's a completely different sort of words. Yeah, that's different levels. Yeah, we always been chucking farts and it's doable. But Chuck it farts doesn't really work from what I Unknown 11:16 do to the boys on time. Unknown 11:19 See, you're maintaining the threat of now jumping in your family. I've done it before you throw a party. Unknown 11:31 I come across backs out both cheeks, then grab disburse jackets, Beauvais in the room, and toss the senator Unknown 11:39 Stuber. Unknown 11:41 Greg Rambo. At least one of my catches. You got to you got better odds. Unknown 11:47 So I don't know, man. It's pretty much just farting in the room. Yeah, sorry, farting aggressively enough often a little bit on the reach around far enough that they actually smell it. That's like, that's the ticket right there. Unknown 11:59 But wouldn't even like even to do the lighter on your movie. Oh, it's gotta be real. Unknown 12:03 That's a whole different game. But to catch that gasps it's Unknown 12:06 got to be tighter shifting booty hold a hands off the turn. You got to be up on Yeah, Unknown 12:11 I mean, I would have to take my pants off. I'd have nuts hanging. I'd be burning their balls or Unknown 12:17 fade or really get too far. You probably wouldn't have to be as out Yeah, it's probably less like I think Unknown 12:22 my best bet to actually catch the fart would be like a solo cup. To do it like in the movie like I can our Unknown 12:28 coffee can with the flat like and Jackie know that Robin Williams Unknown 12:36 she was in the NFL games. Unknown 12:39 But that's like so ridiculous. That's like what Scooby Doo a yell in a jar and handed to the village to take the top off and that's that's good. To know, that's it's like if I'm not gonna smell that. Like I understand like the pain for used panties on a conceptual level because the used panties are gonna smell like the vajayjay or the nuts or whatever they were up against for a day or two. So like, if you're buying used panties, okay, I'm not really trying to do that, but I understand that buying and Unknown 13:13 selling jars I'm not gonna bother to party to selling you a jar. You don't tell me I didn't fart in that Unknown 13:21 jar to sniff of Florida and empty jars Unknown 13:23 I was that girl that's what she was doing and moonlight or something on top of the mother Unknown 13:29 I mean, she could really just graze her ass crack along the top of the jar and it would be just as good as Unknown 13:36 take some student paper and wipe on the aroma of Jesus. Unknown 13:43 Not really hardship Unknown 13:45 right like I mean, why not? Remnants of this page you know what I think would be better. If she's farting in a cup or in a jar and jarring that incident energy that's That's bullshit. At the very least if I was going to do it, and and sell you that jar full of worthlessness. It's not going to smell like my fart. I would just keep a bunch of empty jars in the bathroom when I was taking a shit. I would put the caps on. You know what I mean? That's close enough. Taking a chick is gonna take a shit like I'm not gonna do to come back down into Joe or PooPourri outward or whatever was bribed. He's like why do you want to know you want to talk to them? Unknown 14:25 Enemy somebody did you sniff at John? Do you know if that was her ass and you're smelling? Unknown 14:30 I need somebody more famous performing a pain for their fart in a jar. Just on a conceptual level. Like, you know, like I've got me I got Mila Kunis is Emma watch as far as like, Okay. For me I'd pay some money for that but I still believe it's gonna smell I wouldn't be I feel like looking hopefully Am I at least touched her booty crack with this. Good enough. Was it random? But random chick on the internet? Hell no, man. Unknown 14:56 It's bullshit. That's what they're selling the hope that you're celebrity that's rice wipe their ass across. Its hopes that they're selling Unknown 15:06 Why would much rather just buy some huge panties off on one of these chicks? I'm going to do it. You know what I mean? Fucking Florida and shark. Maybe Bobby dude, I've thought about wearing panties and selling them on the internet talking about some fucking hot ship. What the fuck may not tell me that that's nuts and not vajayjay nobody tell the difference. This smells like muskie used underwear like whatever difference between nuts sweat and vagina I guarantee you they couldn't find out for now we got to find a drawer. That's the ticket we get three pairs of Jordans want to punish somebody that indeed wore the other two girls you got to tell us which one is the man and which was the same guy. Absolutely we're buying a three pack even at three different people to where he tells what's what came up the man was one came off the wall. You know friend, that's that's the kind of thing we need to have or view video cameras and like to serve Unknown 16:14 bit one person that wants to sell some drones that was at night. Unknown 16:18 Well that's the thing, man. Hopefully at some point the show will be large enough that we'll have people hitting us up when they hear this episode but like hey guys, listen to this panty sniffing episode. I have 16 different pairs of panties that I bought over the internet like as well is any of these women likes at least semi famous it is more likely to get Kathy Griffin's or something like say there are Unknown 16:37 Robbie you know that you're sniffing that versus shit. That's what say you. You don't know what that's next. But those are Unknown 16:42 the kind of people which you get. Those are the kind of people you'd have to come down here to do the blind taste test where they snip the three different panties to tell us if one came off or do came off of a test. Come down here and take a take a walk off to these these panties that we have had a bag for a week off of somebody. Here's what they do, right if you're selling us put them in a plastic baggie like selling them to a vending machine in Japan, or whatever, right so somebody gets them they're gonna be in a ziploc or something like that. So they're gonna have like that like that like residual funk of body. Work. That's what that's what that's a different kind of like I believe that'll be a different friend requests Exactly. If you want me to like put some, some strings in this, you're gonna have to like tell me which woman Unknown 17:32 she wants to cheese on this fucker Unknown 17:56 Do you think we've run off everyone that ever has Unknown 17:59 at least three have turned on Joe Rogan Unknown 18:03 they while they're gonna come back, they're gonna want to know what Unknown 18:08 Big Cheese where there could be a request. There's a lane for the tribe that is probably leaning forward somebody some woman Unknown 18:15 I'm sure they're selling the bacon get cream they got Unknown 18:19 somewhere not me the cream is real dick cheese is definitely out there somewhere. Unknown 18:24 It's in the process. Somebody's putting on a bagel right now. Start my morning. Unknown 18:31 I got some smoked salmon damage proteins so entirely foul. I don't believe I don't believe anybody's doing that. Unknown 18:45 It is somebody I guarantee. Let me ask you something which there's this like video Unknown 18:52 that's actual cops are is not me playing a siren or anything. Unknown 19:00 There's this video turn right we're supposed to say with your boyfriend, right? Record and then listen to the audio that's playing right and it asked it says Sit with your boyfriend and ask him if he's ever been in the shower and he's his ball skin to collect water never to shower Unknown 19:36 like, like the Batwing Unknown 19:42 he let the water Unknown 19:42 kabhi up think I did that when I was a kid. Unknown 19:45 Now I never done Unknown 19:49 that thing of I've I've done that when I was kid I'm gonna have to say yeah, probably once. Probably. Famed by Unknown 20:01 Lady t you got to come back to the show more often. She could phone with all those video turns on the Unknown 20:07 me somewhere. Unknown 20:08 I could tell. I'm like Lady t come to the show. I see you born I know you're born. Unknown 20:13 It's fun. It's fun I remember doing Unknown 20:24 Yeah, that's not something that has ever occurred. Sure. Yep. Unknown 20:29 Genre being a kid in the tub doing it shouldn't Unknown 20:32 I mean you didn't have to have some serious fucking nut sack before I'm gonna be like, you know, oh, let me go ahead and take this big ass. Seven nuts and splash a motherfucker woman balls you know what I mean? Like, like, read your notes out and like get a whole walk like you know when you scrape your hand across the top of the water spray water. If you got take your balls and do that with your balls, like that's, that's as close as I can imagine. Like me doing anything close to that would be splashing by your strength but my balls like with a hip twist. You didn't even like water. Unknown 21:13 The world the curtains. Exactly, exactly. You could have something that got the beat curtains, you know? Unknown 21:19 That's exactly right. If you got big enough feed parents to swim with those motherfuckers maybe underwater like JJ stroked the water would you Unknown 21:35 just stroking Unknown 21:39 that sort of curtain stroke Unknown 21:43 price today you know how you framed your legs like you doing? will say shit that but Chad the camera took toner the fuck was Unknown 21:56 like thing you're doing that Unknown 21:57 should master watching the Meekers open the climax close open close like the wings of the finger. Unknown 22:05 Yes. Yeah, yes. Wow, that's disgusting. Like I imagine a woman with her legs spread in the water. And her vajayjay just flapping. We're slowly moving through the water because of majestically majestically that I'll tell you what if I met a girl that could swim like that and she puts her hands out in the water you know she spreads her legs and uses nothing but in for JJ to swim across the pool. That's kind of hot. Like that's a lot of you got a lot of vajayjay talent if you're able to you're able to prepare yourself. We'll give you let's see. Unknown 22:40 I got some like you know grip. Unknown 22:42 That's that's gonna be that power grip right there. That's gonna be I break your dick right? as well. Fuck up. You ain't go don't worry. You don't sit there and do nothing. I'm gonna do everything right and then she says all you did on him off for frill around. You start doing Unknown 23:01 Anaconda mon she'll pull it off with her for Jeff and Robin across the room with her virginity week I've ever Unknown 23:07 shared. Such a bitch I thought I didn't know how to do this to me. Good lives one fucking lips the lips playing 100% If you're doing some serious work they propel you across Yeah. Unknown 23:35 Do you know what you want to say? What do you want to say? The job will be the same. Unknown 23:41 What do you need girl? I'm waiting. Where are we going? What are we doing? Got Unknown 23:45 the agreement was right back. I see the poor doing laughs You keep your mess right? Unknown 23:58 Do you laughs I'm gonna get you a protein she shouldn't even Unknown 24:01 doing Kegels she's the one laughs Julian Julian's having a hard time. Unknown 24:11 Last mini episode Jeremy has had a hard time talking mini episode 30 Oh and fucking slap like Scooby Doo stale? Unknown 24:29 Yeah go Unknown 24:37 she's like if I play with my clitoris for three seconds straight. I can propel myself through 14 feet of water. Wouldn't that be the shit she just lays and plays with a click and it fucking propels her across the water. The first the first just I wasn't about Unknown 24:58 to wind up. I was about to wind this up like life right now. Unknown 25:04 We got another one to go. With that said we're gonna have to bring this episode to Mesa a couple weeks. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna bring more uncomfortable conversation at the Julian for the Thursday episode, but for now, you're just gonna have to wait for a couple of days to hear more of this so you know Unknown 25:28 I've accomplished Yeah, Unknown 25:31 that's right now you're admitting that Unknown 25:36 you forgot the conversation. Because I'm here so I'm in trouble. Unknown 25:43 Sitting there shaking your head. Unknown 25:44 Who your trouble with we've been doing this for like five years. Who's who's listening Unknown 25:49 to this clip called the regulation for the FM to people that become on radio. Unknown 25:57 They don't have nothing to do with Unknown 26:03 doing this do you go to HBO to watch out? Because he's telling me Wow, nowadays, you right? Unknown 26:10 Once they get an HBO show, man we're gonna be doing some really crazy shit. That's that's what we would have that contest that we were talking about earlier. What we were talking about. Unknown 26:20 Shit. Unknown 26:22 The pussy smell of content. This real balls or puts? Oh, yeah, Unknown 26:28 yes, definitely. Unknown 26:29 That's absolutely yes. So you know. Anyway, stick with us, man. Stick with us ride with us even as we're bringing continual quality programming. Unknown 26:39 We love y'all. We Unknown 26:40 do so you know be nice to people that look like you be nice people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 26:47 Little bit by little bit size and gentlemen. Keep moving forward. Unknown 26:51 extra energy guys. Unknown 26:52 Protect your mental health as well. Unknown 26:56 And, you know, be nice to people. Yeah, that's about it. Really. Unknown 27:01 We love you. We love your booty hole D cables. Unknown 27:06 Have polo fish. Unknown 27:07 That's right, clean you. Unknown 27:08 Enjoy Unknown 27:10 the rest of your day, the rest of your week. Don't forget we love you very much have peace be with you. Unknown 27:21 Thanks so much for listening. 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