00:00:00:00 - 00:00:51:20 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, for the 768th time, it is for the Mason and Friends show featuring that dude called Jew, a.k.a. El Jew Moreno. What about that? As well as that dude called Mike, a.k.a. Big Mike? Yeah, as well as that lady called Lisa and me. I am Mahoney, a.k.a. Mason. Welcome to the Mason and Friends show. Was having a yard was good out there today. 00:00:51:22 - 00:01:17:17 Unknown I'm upset about that. I never I don't really get far from. But, I mean, Jake, Paul is really going to beat up fucking Nate Diaz. Suppose we fight maybe in two weeks. Supposedly, he started until August, and it's scheduled. This has happened. It is. Having a pay per view is having everything. Everything I see, says Nate Diaz, is like, just a fucking wash up, beat all in his ass whips. 00:01:17:18 - 00:01:35:11 Unknown What they're saying, know guys, ask him. And that dude is twice the size. Nate. Nate Diaz loves the violence but makes Nate sit there and get his ass whipped just because he loves getting his ass, which makes it different characters. But once Nate gets a little blood, he takes that shit. It's a whole different day. It's a whole new ballgame. 00:01:35:11 - 00:01:57:01 Unknown He has to literally go on here. He has to be cut on. Yeah, well, he's good. Like, you know how my type. Say, everybody got a plan to to get punched in the face like he needs to be pushing the fuck his plan is get punched in the face and let's see what happens. But like, the thing is about Nate Diaz, like, he's either going to come in there and be great and on the ball or. 00:01:57:01 - 00:02:14:06 Unknown Yeah, or yeah, it's either going to be a great fight or it's going to be a terrible fight. There's not going to be some in between, but I'd say I'm still not a fan of Jake Paul Motherfucker, I hate to move out of L.A. Not all he's doing is honest. She's fighting. He's piss poor as garbage as motherfuckers, man. 00:02:14:08 - 00:02:41:21 Unknown Like, it's not. I ain't hating. On balance, in the last, it wasn't like his perfect for the one dude who who they one do who need him in the head Knocked that dude out you know I mean that muzzled massive dive or whatever the fuck master at all. Yeah. When he went yeah he fought Ben Askren. Yeah. After he ever after that dude knocked him out And when he came back when he came to his senses like two years later, now he wants to get a boxing match with this dude and he beat the brakes off his ass and they voted out little motherfucker. 00:02:41:21 - 00:03:02:29 Unknown Who won? Where the fuck? Yeah, I mean, he's definitely fought some people that have kind of, like, these kind of, like, told us, like Kimbo when in the old days, when Kimbo was going in these motherfuckers backyard beat him. Fucking Ali's with him up in the backyard and shit. But see, Jake, Paul's a pay per view magnet. That's a scream. 00:03:02:29 - 00:03:21:09 Unknown And he's making too much money. Appeals to, like a younger demographic for, like, people want him to get his ass off. Yeah, right. And he's undefeated, probably. I don't know. I think he. Didn't he lose to somebody? I don't think he's even fucking loss, man. I think everyone the fuck is undefeated, but he's still maybe for fought over again. 00:03:21:09 - 00:03:41:12 Unknown Do like five and oh man, he got to be to a certain respect to do well and I kind of professional gobby cocky because cocky get you hurt but he just reminds me of like, that kid who's like sports facts about S.O.B. family. They told him he could be famous one day. Like, I don't know. I just want me to go over kid, and I would forgive. 00:03:41:16 - 00:03:57:19 Unknown He was something. He had some like he was a little fucking huge boy. He was big on like, I think he had his own YouTube channel when he was, you know, he would do that on or something. He got a brother or something to of it or some shit. And they're both been big on their privilege but like he's, like they were Google kids. 00:03:57:22 - 00:04:14:29 Unknown Yeah, something like that. Who the fuck they were to go over teams or whatever. I feel like they were like some sort of like Disney actor type of type of dude, you know? Oh, my God, Like type of that kind of thing. Like, like a mickey Mouse. And then there was something like that that made him famous as a kid. 00:04:15:00 - 00:04:33:19 Unknown When they torment Tyson fighting that do to at one point in time or something. But I wanted to I mean, now but I would never I hope that would never happen, man. Yeah. They even types in their bases. There is still a monster. Tyson doesn't have that killer. And I'm like, He did. Yeah, that doesn't work. Tyson That he's a redemption story. 00:04:33:19 - 00:04:54:23 Unknown True man is is is setting up very chilling. Smoking is great I mean he destroyed a fuckin are you forget that is not easy rape somebody he got convicted of that he got here. Yeah yeah, definitely I convicted. But he's a true redemption story, I think. Yeah, but, but the was it did he actually do it or was it like. 00:04:54:23 - 00:05:12:05 Unknown Was it like that. Yeah. But I mean still it was still. What do you mean the evidence couldn't you mean could you really have any better at the club. He went to the home. Fucking shit. I've heard screaming rape. Well, you know, I mean, like the shit that's happened in McGregor right now. Yeah, well, the McGregor thing. I don't know. 00:05:12:05 - 00:05:32:01 Unknown I don't know. It's pretty wild, too, but I really delved into it too much. But I know that, like, they were saying that there's footage of him talking to her outside or something or another after the supposed attack occurred, but I don't know, man. It's a real problem because it seems like a whole lot of there's a whole lot of motherfuckers either like doing fucked up shed or a whole lot of motherfuckers make it up. 00:05:32:01 - 00:05:54:15 Unknown People doing fucked up shit, which I'm not sure it's this, but it's fucked up and it's not good thing because like Tyson, remember Robin Givens say that she reads or whatever on TV, like literally on a live fucking interview and fucking that turned out to be a lie, you know, because he she's a she's a famous devil. She's a demon. 00:05:54:16 - 00:06:18:15 Unknown It was a demon dress. Yeah, very. The devil did. That was a great resignation. Mike Tyson was my dude. I got to meet this dude twice. I met him when I was younger. And when you. He's your perception changes as you get older. When I was younger, I think I was like, maybe six years old. And he came off the room and he had to walk through the door sideways like, Could you motherfucker was that wide? 00:06:18:16 - 00:06:38:09 Unknown You know? I mean, I'm like, This motherfucker look like he raped somebody, man. But I was like, Your arm might not do like, cause I was really into boxing. And then I met him again more ran into him again at the Holyfield fight or his actually, his last fight. It was Laila Ali's last fight. His last fight that night in DC. 00:06:38:11 - 00:06:54:06 Unknown And I'm like, you know, seeing him again, it was like, different, you know what I mean? You see, he was just there for that chick. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm the best of the best. There is. I'm cut from a different cloth. I'm Sonny Liston. He didn't no one like. No, I'm impeccable. My defense, impeccable match me. 00:06:54:12 - 00:07:14:19 Unknown My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I know these are words of acclimation because they sit on a mirror, read it every day, Praise you, the light, your kids. Yeah, I'm sitting there. I feel good right there. Maybe you could tell that man nothing. Youngest fucking heavyweight. He's a mad man. But he was a bad motherfucker. 00:07:14:19 - 00:07:33:13 Unknown Bad ass motherfucker was when he got. When Don King is what fucked with Don King for. Don King was like the Diddy of Don King is worse than that, though. Don's worse. Oh, yeah. Don King is worse than Diddy. He didn't do it forever. He was Greece and he was getting back in the day. He's a pop star and life. 00:07:33:16 - 00:07:51:29 Unknown Here he is. He's. He's a vulture. He will suck the living shit out of these, like, fucking models. We're talking about Diddy in my man. There is a vulture. Do like everybody. That was what did he like? Half of them. He got to be to everybody that was looking to to some kind of religion. You know what I mean? 00:07:52:01 - 00:08:10:19 Unknown Yeah. Yeah. Like everybody that was watching you turn to some kind of religion, you know? I mean, and they all got bad raps and. Exactly. And they were the religion, you know what I mean? It's like puffy set g g. That was obviously, though G that I think went on like a journey on his own and then turned himself in after he got felt redemptive. 00:08:10:21 - 00:08:34:09 Unknown Like, you know what? I did just murder Lonzo. I got to go turn myself in. Yeah, I really don't know, man. You're getting too deep into the shit. I could give a fuck about that. But check this out, though. Check this out. So while I was on vacation, got a chance to watch Bulls on TV, right? And I'm fucking doing laundry and watching TV, and this showed me the power of the LGBTQ. 00:08:34:15 - 00:08:57:11 Unknown Plus, however many layers you want to add to the community is right. There was a commercial about his aids menacing, right? And this shit comes on there and they're like, you know, this hasn't been tested on those that were assigned female at birth. And I'm like, Oh yeah, I didn't hear that, right? Yeah, yeah. It's a sign of female at birth. 00:08:57:13 - 00:09:16:27 Unknown God, I played it again. I'm like, Well, what the fuck were the bedhead? What did they change that shit up? Because you heard what they talking about changing the JJ, Right. Don't call the vagina anymore. It's called a fucking birthing canal. No, no, no. I got it in my notes that I wrote this. God, Delicious. Oh, bonus hole. 00:09:16:29 - 00:09:42:17 Unknown What the fuck are you guys? That is not a love that doesn't come from. That's the primary that spark, that LGBT community right there. They say, No, we're not going to call that a vagina triangle because trans they're trying to marginalize women just because you turned your shit inside out and now you're saying that's a fucking that's all that about. 00:09:42:19 - 00:10:04:22 Unknown You don't call my shrink on that. So, you know, I really get it that you got a lovely lady. Exactly what kind of female perspective? What about your vagina? So I had a whole conversation with my 14 year old about this shop because he legit asked me. He was like, Mom, it's kind of confusing because there are so many girls now that like, how do you make a baby say that they're trans? 00:10:04:29 - 00:10:22:24 Unknown He's like, I just can't. I don't want to be disrespectful to like the trans community. He was like, I don't think that I could ever want to, like, physically be with someone that used to have a penis. Yeah. And he's like, Does that make me anti LGBTQ? That's what I want to think. Oh, not at all. I wish I'd known about that bonus. 00:10:22:24 - 00:10:40:21 Unknown I'd be like, That's a bonus hole. You can skip that if you want. I mean, would you actually have to ask? I mean, these are conversations. You got to have kids. They're not even with the kids when you go out here. So they're like, yes, you do right here. Yes, you do. It's got to come out and look. 00:10:40:23 - 00:11:05:21 Unknown Well, yeah, you better ask that mom for the make out of a jaw bone is old. And look, you know, like, I don't know, man. The whole thing, it's is insanity. It is. I'm saying I understand the insanity in it because there's only two fucking species. There's only two male female. That's all you can be. Well, no is there is an extremely low percentage of like things that are anomalous exact. 00:11:05:22 - 00:11:27:00 Unknown But that problem with that is that we've not, we've made it like a thing to do. So it's trendy, right? So people are doing it way more than they would be under natural circumstances. Would you be shocked if you grow 100 weed plants, you're going to get a couple that are not quite this, are not quite that. This isn't quite a male, this isn't quite a female. 00:11:27:06 - 00:11:52:05 Unknown It's somewhere in between. It's intersex. So it's got, it's got like buds going here. Frogs are like that. Well like you know what Kennedy was talking about, you know, I've been doing geography in the actual classic Kennedy voice. Where ever are if you took 100 frogs and you put them into a always in erode the ashtray scene, which is something it's found in water Day. 00:11:52:08 - 00:12:34:27 Unknown Sarah I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Like era as a Kennedy, I would not leave a woman behind inside of a river to drown inside of a car. I wouldn't do such things. But anyway, back to RFK. Jay And if you put 40, I'm not quite sure it was 100 frog into the water. If you put the main wood under the regulation amount of acceptable atrazine to be in human drinking water, if you put it in with under that amount, you will chemically castrate a large percentage of the frogs they go from male to female, a small 10% go from male to female, and it's an extremely disconcerting thing to be a witness to 00:12:34:27 - 00:13:01:07 Unknown these actual scientific things that have occurred. So testing to judge this is not just error crazy talk. So since I can't do I impress a nation of RFK. So that goes that they made class impacted us to seahorses. Exactly exactly The seahorse. Yeah yeah that's how real it's become Trillanes is say the frog. Exactly. I think boy and Cheryl hopping on who's hot hot. 00:13:01:07 - 00:13:27:05 Unknown Ask Tiffany now. Yeah Bhagwan because that's what he was saying would turn out to be right so I mean out of 40 had viable eggs everybody went from male to female with whatever where were looking at his hands who you license his name is Thomas and now his name is Tiffany. He terrible me. Have ever heard of anything. 00:13:27:08 - 00:13:56:00 Unknown That's what he said. I followed behind me to get I told to take. Ma'am, you go first. But it also turns into a vagina fucking internet and said, okay, Dick Stern's into a bonus. Okay? Yeah. Don't give me that. Meredith. Oh, I'm ready. Charlie Back off. Charlene That's my problem. But. Charlie, wait your turn, huh? Let me get Tiffany first. 00:13:56:00 - 00:14:20:14 Unknown I'll be right over there. Oh, my God. I'm so, so fucking happy that this very, very small percent of the population is having a moment and it's coming to light and things are being conversed about, have never been talked about. Such public, national, international forum. I respect it. I think it's fucking awesome. What sucks is to have to like, have a conversation with your kid and be like, No, sweetie, it doesn't make you a bigot. 00:14:20:17 - 00:14:42:14 Unknown Yeah, he wouldn't be attracted to Jack. You're not an asshole. You wouldn't put it in the bonus hole Like, that's that's. That's a very real problem. You guys have that makes you homophobe, blah, blah, blah. Right. Like Mark, your fans don't know you're gay now, motherfucker. All right, That's not is like, am I a am I a jerk if I don't like them? 00:14:42:14 - 00:15:05:07 Unknown It's like no one you have to like everybody's got preference playing with your mouth. Fucking man in the boat, like, huh? Yeah. I'm going to get for a real little man on the boat. Yeah, I don't need that faux pas. That's what I'm looking for. Oh, Pop. Whose? I don't know. Inverted dickhead. Yeah. I don't want the bonus You want to love and you want to teach compassion and acceptance. 00:15:05:09 - 00:15:27:13 Unknown Well, but at the same time, you want to support your child and be like, okay, no, you actually don't. You're not a dick. But that's the thing right now, the issue that I have with all this stuff is, is that it's become like a religion to a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like it when someone tries to force their religion on you, yet you are running around trying to force your religion on other people because you don't call it your religion. 00:15:27:16 - 00:15:44:01 Unknown You think you're somehow absolved of that. You're you're woke or your religion is just as bad as you are. Right? Right. If you want to push your opinion on me, I should be able to say the same thing about my opinion that we have a conversation to see where we can meet. And but this is where I'm going with. 00:15:44:04 - 00:16:06:29 Unknown Well, you know, we've created a society where a lot of people are just unable. Yeah, Yeah. I disagreement. I think you are costing them or like attacking them they feel they're under the offended me. What's your opinion. Right. Like well I disagree with you I don't like you so far I thought you should do this instead of that. 00:16:07:02 - 00:16:31:25 Unknown Right. And it becomes like a whole unacceptable way to treat people and then you're the bad guy. So let me ask you guys how you would ask you guys how you would have answered this question. So my kid came to me and was like, Hey, mom, like, I understand there's like a whole gay pride culture thing, but like, why do some gay dudes talk that way when you know damn well that they grew up in the flamboyant? 00:16:31:25 - 00:16:48:29 Unknown See, I don't know. Yeah, we had a whole conversation about it and I was like, I think it's just a learned cultural thing. Like, it's just like every, every different type of people in their little plagues, like, have their own way of speaking. And it just became something that, you know, he was like, well, there's just so many. 00:16:49:03 - 00:17:09:11 Unknown He's like, I have so many friends. Like you would know that they were gay until they open their mouth. But the way that they talk with the like, Hey girl, I'm like all that. He's like, Where does that come from? He's crazy. He was like, my friend in sixth grade did not talk like that. And now that they're like, out and loud and proud in eighth grade, they're like talking in a different dial act. 00:17:09:11 - 00:17:30:23 Unknown And he's like, I just don't know where Randy went. Like, that's that's something that I feel is interesting. I feel like it's like culturally, somewhat it's not like I feel like I feel like it's pushed for because like, I think when I was in college, I went to stereotype. I was in an acting class, right? And they were like, You have to do this acting thing for the acting class. 00:17:30:23 - 00:17:45:08 Unknown And there were all sorts of different options you could do. You could be in a play for this or that you would act like that. But they did this, this reading. The teacher was like, You can do this reading of this thing. And I was like, All right, well, I'll do the reading thing, right? So they wanted me to play this gay character, and I'm like, I, that's fine. 00:17:45:11 - 00:18:05:09 Unknown So like, had to talk about, like, watching some dude take a shower, right? So, you know, and so I'm trying to do that, but I'm trying to do it in like a respectful like, okay, I'm just to do it. Likes dude, let me just talk about it. Right? And they're like, No, you got to like it. You got to like, you got to flamboyant it up and you got to know that your character is this gay. 00:18:05:11 - 00:18:21:29 Unknown Literally made me do it in this way where I'm like, okay, I mean, if you really want me to do it, like, I'm making fun of the gay kid in sixth grade, I guess I can do that. And that's how I did it, because that's how they directed me to do it. But I didn't feel like it was like respectful of like the subject matter. 00:18:22:01 - 00:18:42:04 Unknown I felt like it's like stereotypical and this is what you're asking me to do. I don't think this is the way that you want this. I don't think this is I don't read this like this, but y'all want me to, like, fucking flamboyant it up like I'm fucking ridiculously gay. Over-the-top gay. Okay, fine. That's how I'll read it, because all I'm doing is reading. 00:18:42:04 - 00:19:01:12 Unknown And it's not like I'm really watching some dude in the shower, like, Right, I'm fine. I'll read it off. You're being a good actor, however. Right? Exactly. However you direct me to do so. But I don't feel like this is like some elevated progressive thing where we're making some big strive towards a better future. We're pretending to be fucking gay out here like we're not doing it in a respectful way. 00:19:01:12 - 00:19:23:11 Unknown Like I prefer the gay characters on the TV show that aren't always so obvious. Some of them are, some of them art. You know what I mean? Like if you watched what was the fucking show Six Feet Under, right? That fucking the gay characters on that were wonderful and they were varied, right? Like they were different times or different ones were doing different things in the eye. 00:19:23:12 - 00:19:44:27 Unknown Whoa. Hey. Wow. That's kind of whoa. That's like this. Okay, so I guess people do some defense of gay stuff. That's great kind of stuff right there. You know what I mean? Like, things happen, but that I felt was like a respectful portrayal of gay people. Right? And I felt like what I was being forced to do in this acting class was not of respect for portrayal, not as a stereotype. 00:19:44:27 - 00:20:04:29 Unknown Exactly. And it was obnoxious. Yeah. But I think that's where that flamboyance it comes from is a stereotype, because I think they're like, Oh, are you gay? Well, you kind of have to act gay. You don't have to get all flamboyant about it. Yeah, you can't just be like, you can't take it about gay looks just thinking about dick and booty play, crawling little moves. 00:20:05:02 - 00:20:31:02 Unknown Yeah. Stop being a bitch. I know that is very bad. Yeah, I was just thinking about Dick Booty, You know, sitting here thinking about all they do is they say, Yeah, that's what he said. Yeah. Started laughing. We were starting to hate what Dick. Dick about to get back at us. And I don't know what's going to make it all flamboyant. 00:20:31:08 - 00:21:00:21 Unknown I just haven't got them. I'm in San De Cock right now. And again, if I could, how? Trying to forget what's going on now. I might as well. I don't know if I could get forward more. Holy fuck. Shit man, I'm right there with you growing back. I mean, three weeks ago, I had you here. It's going to be harder for you to go back to me. 00:21:00:21 - 00:21:25:12 Unknown To go back? It's doing for sure. You hear about what's happening in Texas, though, where they're doing more syphilis outbreak than I guess it was now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, 20% increase in women right now. Oh, is that because all the Mexicans coming up in there and then spreading? It's like cancer. Yeah. I think it just might be like Casper. 00:21:25:14 - 00:21:43:08 Unknown I don't think they just Casper and them up in them little camps and they're waiting to get the first time to come and get them. People have issues because they hang out a little, you know, they hang out a little. In the Boston area. It's sort of behind bars, comes and gets like the place in the beginning of Scarface. 00:21:43:08 - 00:22:07:12 Unknown They hangout place like the beginning of Scarface. And you know, people get whatever happens and they're fucking they fucking. Eddie rolled up to Baltimore recently. Like, as soon as you get into Baltimore, there's a huge sign fucking billboard. As soon as you get into Baltimore that says Gonorrhea alert, please. That it's us. Red Bull, Mexican government, Nothing against Mexicans, man, But Mexicans are dirty, man. 00:22:07:12 - 00:22:32:14 Unknown Mexicans don't even like men that's out there. I've talked to a lot of Spanish people in aerospace. People talk to Mexicans is dirtiest motherfucker. Now a lot of Hispanics person called Mexican. I'll tell you, I have no fence, man. I got bedbugs in an apartment complex because it's for Mexicans. One time. I understand. No, no. Puerto Ricans, Hondurans, Ecuador, Guatemalans, all go now. 00:22:32:20 - 00:22:52:19 Unknown Salvadoran. I love them. I've told the same man. But now that he's talked to plug in there saying the same shit. But you got to think about this dope when you really, really think about it, huh? They're not really. They're coming back home. You got to think that half of America was Mexico at one point. Yeah, but my that's like. 00:22:52:22 - 00:23:13:12 Unknown That's like hundreds. That's 100 and 5080 years ago. You're talking about, like they just come to reclaim a shit. Fuck yeah. Kicked us all for shit. We coming back? I like. It's stupid shit, man. That's how it's going to work, man. I don't think it's going to work. I to say. Well, I. Yeah, I mean, would if they can organize enough, truck enough, they get their hands together, man. 00:23:13:18 - 00:23:33:11 Unknown Take over the world. Take over. Well, they got no Southwest. Take another look. Not a problem. It ain't coming up here. We got guns. I mean, they got guns and there were not that many for them. Get hold of some whole difference to me. Like the first Wal Zombie World War Z world. Yeah. What is with the Brad Pitt zombies that run like 712 more? 00:23:33:11 - 00:24:04:01 Unknown M Yeah, fake zombies. WW M Nah, yeah, we got to stop. Yes, stereotypes exist for a reason, but they should not be. It should not be something that's like just accepted across the board. Like, well, see, the thing is that you, you name all percentage of people that have created this you unit is our resident bigot. So whenever something is he he he is everybody he makes statements about all this stuff, it's most ridiculous. 00:24:04:01 - 00:24:24:12 Unknown And then it's like we sit here, Wow, he's like a firestarter. He's just ridiculous. Say ridiculous shit about how, you know, everybody hates all races. Hate. I just say the shit that people want to say. Yeah, they they don't want that. They're scared and insane because they might think that somebody might get in their feelings. But the real but I don't because I don't know none of them people. 00:24:24:12 - 00:24:43:28 Unknown The real problem is we're the human race. We're not a fucking goddamn bunch of different fucking types of humans like we're one fucking species, motherfucker. Yeah, Yeah. Like, just because you're from here, I'm from there or whatever. Your skins they are the skins that are like, Shut the fuck up. We're all like one in the same shit. But everybody wants the exact same shit. 00:24:44:02 - 00:25:03:06 Unknown You motherfuckers want to be happy and make a reasonable want to have a comfortable life. Don't want to deal with those dicks at work. You want to be able to come home, enjoy your motherfucking shit. You want to be able to afford my fucking house. You should be able to afford my fucking groceries. To be able to afford to feed my fucking family without fucking struggling out this bitch. 00:25:03:12 - 00:25:28:23 Unknown My my things the same way, but fucking well, I feel like we're mixed up and fucking divided off ignorant shit. I feel like there is a huge mass uprising right now of like laborers lashing back out at the giant corporations happening here. So I have to go on. I'm ready for it. I'm fucking report like, tell me when we're going on strike because I will organize my whole goddamn team. 00:25:28:27 - 00:25:55:01 Unknown We get to walk out like I'm ready fucking for an hour and I'm ready to come in with me. I just feel like if you just go, if you go to a of companies, key countries like in Europe mean everybody. Everybody's different people, not just their go. They they work. Like in America, you work to live and in other countries you live or no, in America you live to work. 00:25:55:04 - 00:26:18:17 Unknown And other countries, they have work to do. But a big part of you and the man and make it work. Oh, God damn. Get a job just waiting to get your bed. I'm tired of buying own and my baby. That share bed have no. So you'll have me going. Lady. This makes me interrupting my shit all the time. 00:26:18:17 - 00:26:40:27 Unknown And she won't. Yeah. And I for and they are better on 24 seven they do fucking while the house makes shit. But I feel like that's I his daily outbursts like they're not real one a day. I'm not to call customer service now I'm ready now at least two. How bad it call customer service through Good day three but two two. 00:26:40:27 - 00:27:08:18 Unknown Probably the minimum for sons of bitches. I was in jail. Outburst in Florida. I got the hours of the hour he after that he is whole. He is on the water. Yeah that is why he is like dang sentimental. You put them on the war or whatever and you. I noticed whole different you on the water in my car snuggling with his kids like they love everybody. 00:27:08:20 - 00:27:29:26 Unknown You put them on just like what Mr. using all day on the water. You get him back on man, and put him behind fucking four wheels. Nice. I Both of you want to fuck up. All right. So I felt I felt as we cross state borders, like I felt a little bit more. I'll bet I'm going to go the golden glow. 00:27:29:26 - 00:27:48:05 Unknown This is great. And his fade away. Fade away. Dave. Lenny, the sun. And that really, it was like a snow globe. You shake up and he's all happy and pretty and have more to show. So I started to leave as as I know, yeah, the guy goes down, but I say want mayo. He gonna be straight all day the more angry he gets. 00:27:48:05 - 00:28:06:02 Unknown I mean, you want to become a sugar mama, so you just do that fucking full time, like. Yeah, three meals a day for everybody. He did. He fucking cook meals a day for everybody off the boy like fucking chef. I can make enough money to take him domesticated Hardy. He would definitely domesticate for you and well, yeah, although, you know, I don't know. 00:28:06:02 - 00:28:24:13 Unknown You might have to put a time lock on the liquor cabinet town and get me Rambo fucking over it. You got to drink a fluid. Yeah. So are you prepared for that? If you're going to sugar mama him, you're going to have to take him to Florida and live there. Yeah, okay. She's prepared. I want to fucking with Laura. 00:28:24:16 - 00:28:40:08 Unknown I had such a great fucking time. I mean, the people were so goddamn nice, like random dude just walking up to lakes, being, like, how many? How much are y'all comfortable? You know, like, it was just. I mean, you could tell he was amongst his people. It was a good time for you. He knocked on me. A lot of Kentucky people down in Florida. 00:28:40:08 - 00:28:56:22 Unknown And if you meet Kentucky Boyega, talk to world. Well, you're going to meet a lot of people that are Floridians. Like you got me an audience and a bunch come here like, Yeah, yeah, they'll get over there. You yeah, they're not to get of state. There's a lot of people going to Florida. Not a lot of people from Florida. 00:28:56:22 - 00:29:18:13 Unknown Yeah. So we saw a lot of Florida men every time there were some like crazy ass on the side of the road to be like Florida, man. Yeah, man. We're going to watch out for Florida, man. He's all over the place. There are no on Netflix. Call for me. I'm not surprised. I was like, I was just Motherfucker, have you seen a fucking American gladiator documentary? 00:29:18:17 - 00:29:35:05 Unknown Yeah, Yeah. Already watched. Oh, my God. Now I watch one episode. Two episodes. I got to watch out. Watch all that, man, You get a story. Last minute, Jay Sanford to, like, fucking 1:00. I was like, Man, he's. I got to go to bed. I got time. I'm like, Yeah, I got to go to bed the mornings now. 00:29:35:05 - 00:30:05:24 Unknown I love where they went broke, man. I heard about it. Yeah, that's sad. Yeah. Beginning. They're all covered up. No, man. Hey, androids. Yeah, I just going to begin and I saw in two episodes, but yeah, man, I watched all that shit I happened to run across Iowa, watches my fucking shit. It was good. I like it. So I got to give a shout out to my dad because my dad donated a piece to the rickety ship After it shot out, Pops the computer I've been using to make the videos. 00:30:05:25 - 00:30:25:28 Unknown It's just started doing really, really slow. Yeah. And he was like, Hey, how about you want this one? And I was like, Okay. So he gave me a computer to throw up on me and I, Oh, I'm there to get the job done now. Good looking man, Good man. Problem. Mahoney Yeah, 38. Yeah, they got big up to dad Depreciation. 00:30:26:00 - 00:30:47:21 Unknown Hell, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm excited, man. I can, I think, get everything done on one computer a whole lot quicker now because it's like, you know, about 16, 18 years newer than the computer, right? Oh, nice. There you go. So sweet. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so sorry. All my dad ever gave me was daddy issues. Oh, my lucky Jew unit. 00:30:47:24 - 00:31:14:03 Unknown He basically told you. I'm just kidding. George, if you're listening, don't really. Not. Yeah, I told her. I know, I know. I got to start a fire here. You guys should go out and start a fire. So my fire sleep last night, I think. What's your cup say? Oh, well, I will drink calcium or it in here or there. 00:31:14:03 - 00:31:33:22 Unknown I. What's wrong, Captain? Working everywhere. I got to stop drinking that watermelon. I said that my first night. Yeah, I see that she I'm pretty sure I'm an 89 yet today. I guarantee you that too. You had that vibe of like, you know, actual session. It's been an intake and we are know that animal right there no S.A.T.s. 00:31:33:24 - 00:31:54:11 Unknown That's not that Westcott talking and it really does have kind of milk. I mean vegetables. Yes, that's the wrong thing to say. Yeah, that's for me. How do I know it's been smoking? We've that's not something that's a best with her. Yeah. I'm having my papaya. Spinach is green by the same should be right out the can should be Yeah. 00:31:54:11 - 00:32:14:04 Unknown I don't think your stomach can handle fucking vegetables to be honest. We know a lot of them mean what you need is like eggs, bacon, steaks and, you know, slice of pineapple, bit of squash here. They're stuff like that. That's right. That's a diet I need to start doing, man. Just chicken. So good for half of that. Mm. 00:32:14:10 - 00:32:39:05 Unknown Some bacon and some motherfucking. You wouldn't eat open vegetables shot, you know, a part of would help you out make of an apple Make sure come taste good back True everything I heard and never heard during pineapple juice gets rid of them You give me better for like I say hey for down. Oh I know it does it Yeah sure I Look, I'm a big fan of my grapefruit. 00:32:39:05 - 00:33:04:16 Unknown Does the same thing Does it? Yeah. Grapefruit to do the same she grapefruit juice. I don't like grapefruit if delayed. Easy to peaches. It helps with the Virginia is natural. I've heard. Yeah I heard that she her watermelon fuck you get makes your erection last longer there's Schachter viognier watermelon seed watermelon. If you did not know that you aren't now. 00:33:04:18 - 00:33:28:03 Unknown Oh my God that the of that is simple juice man is it really is like 2% watermelon turns 90% sure that he's planning for some loud fucking tonight. Yeah I guess lag yeah. Pray for me seriously I love you. Got to hear the way. Hey, my dear. We did all the math for you. I was sorry for you Went halfway. 00:33:28:06 - 00:33:42:16 Unknown How we do Florida. I was like, What? You don't even like me no more? And he was like, He was like, I bet he, like, the whole house can, like, hear us bark. 30 houses right now for you to worry about. How are we going to fuck? That was the first thing you say. I know. How we going. 00:33:42:16 - 00:34:00:29 Unknown Fuck yeah. There was no pocket in the rental car. This if that's what the plan was, it didn't happen. You also tried it on the boat nest. In the boat with Poppy as the captain. Oh, I thought he was the captain. He got No. And Bobby let him drive. I was not about to let him take that. Should I buy gas or gas again? 00:34:01:01 - 00:34:15:20 Unknown But that would have been fine. Bert Sachs. That's something I never done before. That fine. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the beautiful thing is he has a boat, so you guys could go do that on any little lake around. I think he never. Is that boat respectable? Well, I catch some. Well, I get, like, a staph infection from that boat, kind of. 00:34:15:20 - 00:34:35:13 Unknown I mean, all of that. He prior and clean that boat because, you know, I think it's probably a really good way to ruin your butt from bad. Go get my game, because we going to be like, I've got the gangrene in my leg now. I'm pretty sure I'm a catch a beauty tie from that boat. Yes, sure. When I remember. 00:34:35:16 - 00:34:54:26 Unknown I mean, me and Dan went on that, but you never taking on that go there. And that son of a bitch. The motor went out on us, man. I was like, Bro, you roll in his mouth, the mile out club, he take the Bible out. Yeah, It's like he's been fucking a lot of bitches on. It's a I love that he can't get bitches to go out to the water with him. 00:34:54:26 - 00:35:08:28 Unknown The fact that you've gone and done that like paradise, I don't think any of the other girls have done that with them. One The one that was the one that crazy one. I mean, there was a number of crazy ones like the one that tied up with the time. I don't care about the world. Don't categorize it like that. 00:35:09:00 - 00:35:27:10 Unknown Was she really crazy? I don't know. I think. I think that you're crazy, but I don't know how crazy it. I don't. I can't. It was it was it was a very crazy gale, right? It's like an old ways to wear the same person. Always going to be some. You know what I mean? Like. Like you're crazy or be they're pregnant or not. 00:35:27:10 - 00:35:51:06 Unknown But like, for women, crazy here are like, are you a day into it? Are you six months or a year way you want to know to wear or are you Medicaid? I am to not be crazy. Theoretically, those are the best ones. Really were the ones I need to be medicated. No, the ones that are fucking handling their shit and like have a year therapy under their belt and like understand that they can't fucking be crazy. 00:35:51:06 - 00:36:17:21 Unknown All the derby on top. Yeah, that would have been there. Those are the best ones. So you don't like they accept that shame now. Crazy. Well, why? I think some women acknowledge that like if you ever everybody naturally and like I know I'm a get a lot of like feminists hate for this shit but I truly believe women cannot handle their emotions the same with the same like the same way that men do. 00:36:17:24 - 00:36:38:13 Unknown If we if we have to sit in a mastermind way, we compartmentalize. That's how we're brought up. I mean, I compartmentalize, too, but I still don't I don't think that there's not men that are like throwing themselves on the floor, pulling their fucking hair out, jumping out of cars. I of wild like, like the way that I know myself and a lot of my female clients have acted that shit. 00:36:38:15 - 00:37:00:11 Unknown There was a guy pissed me off one time and I literally left and then pulled out of his driveway four times just to fuck up the gravel intentionally. That's some crazy shit because the women are necessarily were dead. Women are like, there's something to it. Because like when women hit a certain level of emotion there, they don't realize what they're doing. 00:37:00:12 - 00:37:19:03 Unknown Exactly. We're like red zone. We just see red. Yeah, he just flare out. I just think we have bigger emotions, like we are just more in touch with our emotions. So like to like, feel sense because we're seeing a well, that's why you zone out. This is emotion. Region The problem is that you dwell on your emotions. Yes, right. 00:37:19:03 - 00:37:38:15 Unknown You don't sit there and go, okay, this is how we think of feeling as fact last night. And I don't think most men did because the feeling can be changed. Right? So like if I don't feel good about something and there's anything I can do to change that, I go put my focus to that instead of dwelling on the thing that makes me unhappy, right? 00:37:38:16 - 00:37:53:01 Unknown I'm like, Well, how can I fix that? Okay, well, let me go beat my head against that wall for a while to try to fix it. And even if I don't fix it, at least I feel better because I fucking tried, right? You know what I mean? That's why therapy is so important. And I think that you should get therapy for not you personally. 00:37:53:04 - 00:38:09:11 Unknown That is nice. One end. Yeah. I believe everybody should go. I think everybody you know, I don't even think a better. I think men need therapy too. I think even like, you know, when I want the therapy and how to help me out, I'm like, you know what? If everybody went to bed every like you do a dentist twice a year, just get some shit out. 00:38:09:11 - 00:38:26:24 Unknown Well, I guess, you know, when I got elected president, these are going to be the sort of things that I'm going to help sponsor and be able to get accomplished for the American people. I'm paying for the people so you can get fucking health care and shit. There you go. Yeah. Like if we're going to spend all this money to go fucking fight wars where we shouldn't be, Yeah, we should be spending money and fucking to take our man. 00:38:26:25 - 00:38:43:15 Unknown That's going to be nice for me. What's three, man? For three? Well, things are going to work. Three is going to start when we let Ukraine into the fucking Naito right now obligated into world War three. That's already set a time. You don't think that's going to happen with Taiwan? Like the only that's going to happen with China and everything? 00:38:43:15 - 00:39:00:17 Unknown Like, I think I could see that becoming. I think there's I think there's Ukraine, a very large probability that that does occur. Yeah, I would if we can postpone it for long enough to get a lot of like the technology that we rely on coming out of there to be being made somewhere else before that shit pops off, I think we're a lot less likely to have it be a big, big issue. 00:39:00:19 - 00:39:26:15 Unknown But being that America is rode with the one-China policy and not ever acknowledge that Taiwan is actually its own nation in reality, I think that that just gives us a comfortable excuse to step off and be like, No, sorry, we're not doing anything. And I think Biden's just the kind of fucker that would do that saying so even after as much as he's helped out Ukraine, not he's a warmonger but offensive by his ties with Ukraine, a go with him goes deep, pretty deep with China. 00:39:26:15 - 00:39:46:06 Unknown You know, I wonder if those fucking hundreds bringing his cocaine from. I don't know man Hunter Ukraine cocaine hunter was on a fucking payroll profit and all I got to tell you, I'm like I say, look, I was cocaine found. Why? No cocaine, which I know, I know. But look, I see they watch a lot of that. CNN Span shit and all them. 00:39:46:09 - 00:40:06:11 Unknown If I was sitting there in the dark and talk about we watched a lot of Fox News and Gloria Borger, fuck, you know, watch a lot of Fox News. Then my fucking oh, they won't talk about and they showed us this monster house pictures is my father and his little more fucking crocodile smile. He fucking little kids huge and fat and like, he passed cocaine. 00:40:06:16 - 00:40:30:00 Unknown Yeah, like he got like a jogger, like a Jagger. Oh, they're too big. Like guys, But that were like, damn, like that book on drug should not be a gateway to fend off. Like, heroin should be clean after a certain cocaine is a gateway to all drugs. Cocaine should be a gateway to like marijuana is the gateway crystal meth. 00:40:30:07 - 00:40:47:27 Unknown Now it's only because crime down McGruff told us it was only because it was criminal ized. In 95, when marijuana was criminal, you'd go and get something else when they didn't have weed. That's how it was like a gateway. That's the theory of the gateway addict. Let me get a bag. And we don't have that anymore. How about some blow the hell out of here? 00:40:47:28 - 00:41:05:02 Unknown I Yeah, right. That's the theory on that bullshit. Reefer madness, huh? Reefer madness goes back way further, way before that, you know, it's all just. It's all. We had a dare program, but it's all based on you. But it's all based on knowing better. It's all based on knowing better. We know better than you will tell you what you can and can't do here. 00:41:05:02 - 00:41:23:26 Unknown Things you're allowed to do in here. Things you're not allowed to do. That's bullshit. It's more like, Here's the things that you can tax and here's the things that we can't see. But that's the thing. You can't tax all this other stuff. You're just not coming around. That's part of the entire marijuana decriminalization. So the government finally understand you can make a lot of fucking money taxing this shit. 00:41:23:27 - 00:41:43:02 Unknown You gotta got to do it. But that's the thing. All these vices and things that people consider to be such an issue that we have all these criminal things going on around. When you legalize those, you didn't get to tax them. You also get to regulate them so your prostitution becomes cleaner and healthier, your fucking drugs become cleaner and healthier. 00:41:43:09 - 00:42:18:01 Unknown The criminal activity that takes place all over the place to run that stuff dries up because there's no fucking criminal marketplace for right, right. So that's that's the way that I'm always talking about fixing things all the years and all that stuff. You gotta have the right people in the right place to do that because fucking somebody, the lax Vegas with them by all we have sitting on this batch of weed that went out, if you bought any marijuana between January 1st and July 36 and lost 2027, you got to be like a refined marijuana back to back, something like that. 00:42:18:03 - 00:42:37:24 Unknown But that's all that you got to worry about with that shit, man. Well, government gets involved or some shit, man. They they're. They're massive fuck ups. Exactly the issue. But these are, you know, you've still got to find better ways to find better ways to find their ways. And what we can do. Exactly. But in with that said, I'm going to have to bring this episode of The Mason Friends Show. 00:42:37:28 - 00:42:55:15 Unknown Yeah. We'd like to thank you very much for listening. Appreciate Joe would like to encourage you to check out all the episodes as well as new episodes like Here Scrambled. Don't forget, you can watch it on Twitter Rumble or you too. We want to tweet, tweet. We want to Little Blue Bird, the fucking little square with the fucking play button, you know? 00:42:55:15 - 00:43:13:02 Unknown I mean, we all know I have to get back my sweet Jay. Now you know how add me more. I get a bone there. But anyway, be nice. People that look like you be nice. Really don't look like you don't be a dick. Little bits by little bits. Ladies and gentlemen, keep moving forward. That's right. 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