Unknown 0:11 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is Mason and friends show. Featuring the Black Hand of Mike aka. Big Mike. As well as that dude called ju aka that dude called ju and as well as Trae X aka the illustrious poet, Unknown 0:39 one time for your mind two time for your soul. You know how we do it, as Unknown 0:43 well as the pharmacist aka. El chemist. Hello, me, I'm Mason Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What it is we're taking it back to Unknown 0:58 see if you can see him with the glasses on. Unknown 1:02 You know why he did that because he feels the vibe with the jobs Unknown 1:05 coming in the building. Shops are coming back. Shops back into Bill. They're pure. They're not unless his chops yet but they're going to be Unknown 1:15 watching this the next stage Unknown 1:17 now. Theme wise. Why don't we get the feeling of her somewhere? You've probably seen Unknown 1:24 this movie. I probably I would say so. I would I would Unknown 1:27 guess to figure out who's in it. Unknown 1:30 This is an ad nobody you've ever probably Unknown 1:31 heard of. But I'm Wheel of Fortune today. That's that's a hint. Go on like a wheel of fortune today. Unknown 1:43 No Unknown 1:46 it's not quite there a little fortune. Further back earlier in the day. I was playing a sample I could play the sample the game and it's gonna give it away. Can you dig it? The warriors. Unknown 2:02 This is when they was running through the subway. Unknown 2:05 There's a lot of running through the subway. A lot of it. Okay, okay. Can you dig in you it's not it's not one of them Unknown 2:19 towns where he's walking somewhere. Farmers throwing her shades to jockey see her she's Unknown 2:27 got a two thirds sunglasses or one to two fits. We haven't two sunglasses that was going so far. Yeah. So So Okay, Unknown 2:37 so you've been making moves over here first. What's up with the fish you have to jump into a lake Unknown 2:42 and the pond actually Unknown 2:44 loud jumped in the pond and they jump and upon just stepped into pond. Okay to step Unknown 2:48 so you didn't get you you didn't get like you didn't go past your size. Or you asked your shins was Unknown 2:55 double angle. Gravity. Unknown 2:57 Why did you have to go in the pond Unknown 2:59 because the dam line broke when the fish was just right there like Unknown 3:03 so. Did you go out and grab the line to pull the fish in now I Unknown 3:05 was I was willing to do J Wang grande line and that's when it's snap. And then the fish just sat there flop real quick. And then I dropped the pole and when they're just trying to snatch this up as soon as I touch that big MMA fighter all hell broke loose. Unknown 3:24 Anyone so you left him with the hook in his mouth? Unknown 3:27 Yeah. Whoever tried to catch him Unknown 3:31 bite again. Hey car. He was a car. We on a carb kick now because Damn. Kids took all the fish out of the damn pond. You said the word kids. Okay. The kids I thought it was the Spanish boys that were clearing out the pond. But it wasn't which pond. This pond that we were up in. Hey, Margaret. Unknown 3:55 Real quick Cinco de Maya was last Thursday, right? This shit? Yeah, had me blown because I go to the spots where there's a lot of Hispanic cast, right? So go to one spot. This Hispanic dude was like Yo man, Cinco de Maya. I was like what happened? Cinco de mio brother. He was like, man, appreciate it. But you know, he goes by people celebrating Cinco de Mayo more than we do. And I was like, Unknown 4:21 appropriation bags. He goes, but any seminar that say, Hey, Unknown 4:25 man, when I asked him, Do you know what Cinco de ma means? You know, they said they probably don't know what it means. They're just going out to get fucked up. Is he's really getting stupid as drunk. He goes, Yeah, because that was that was Unknown 4:36 I don't know what St. Patrick is either exhibiting why not to just go exactly. Those extreme and you notice other people other than just white people getting drunk on St. Patrick's Day, just like there's people that are Mexican. Unknown 4:49 Majority buy that you sadly Unknown 4:52 just because the majority of people running around that's why the majority Unknown 4:57 of great St. Patrick's Day. Unknown 5:00 See brothers wearing green and plein air and St. Patrick's brothers not a white loud way green on your watch. Unknown 5:10 Are you celebrating their holidays? Unknown 5:12 Which means their holidays is a holiday for everybody man, which brings me to Unknown 5:15 this to the people in Arkansas. This was something I saw on Twitter of all places. Unknown 5:20 Oh yeah. Remember this one? I know where he's going with this. Okay, so Unknown 5:22 Juneteenth is coming up next month in the state of its some little area in Arkansas. They were having okay, we're talking Unknown 5:31 about a federal holiday baby. Unknown 5:35 Yeah, getting but anyway, they were having a soul festival who is on the right. Unknown 5:42 Okay, well, white folks. Unknown 5:43 There's these green Unknown 5:51 here, that's the thing, right? Like, food is food man. Everybody needs to stop racialized and everything needs to stop back like everything. is owned by this person who that person was. In any food good, it's hard. Because make us all food Mexican, because the top line Unknown 6:08 you will be missing in that food is seasoning. Unknown 6:12 It's a good chance that there's gonna be raising somebody's fucking potato. So I mean Unknown 6:16 as far as soul food I talked about all i got fried chicken Unknown 6:21 do you make fried chicken ever and he doesn't know anything about cooking but he somehow seasons it so I don't know. Unknown 6:27 Because he's a chef but Unknown 6:29 that has nothing to do with the color of his skin. Right? Unknown 6:31 Exactly. It doesn't. I didn't like America thing is if you so and you put in your food good for you. I don't have but but the truth. Unknown 6:41 The truth is it's like they always say like they always like fried chicken with no seasoning or whatever it is. We're not doing a Paul Patton kind of chicken here but Unknown 6:50 all the fat that's gonna median from the 90s right now that Unknown 6:56 was robbing six ex wife and she saw the way she fried chicken there was a big hoopla how she fried chicken. Unknown 7:03 Well wait a minute if she was black, right Robbie white to black woman Unknown 7:08 all years. She's black. Right? Okay. She was fried chicken. She called him for the way she fried chicken because she's not she's a mixed she's half black half white. Unknown 7:15 So the white half cooked the chicken wrong. Yes, that's you're trying to tell me her mama told Unknown 7:19 her how to cook his chicken. So looks Unknown 7:22 a chicken Have you eaten a chick? Let Unknown 7:24 me just break it down. Have you eaten a chicken? Unknown 7:26 How you wrongly cook it Unknown 7:28 I'm gonna tell you break it baffles me that I want you to listen. And you tell me what she fucked up to carry on. So she got the right to wash chicken, which was do wash me. She puts it in the fucking oil right now. After it's in the oil is when she starts seasoning. She's putting the fuck in the seasons on the ship and that's as far as fire and everything. Yes, she's putting this in the fucking after. She did put it in the in the fucking Friday. So does she do it right you know what? It's making gravies season the grease Unknown 8:10 just bouncing off the goddamn tick. And what about the front side? That's already done. Cook. Unknown 8:14 Exactly, exactly. So she called her she's like, Oh, this is my mom's recipe she told me Unknown 8:20 Yeah, but so like I just fucking told you how to what was wrong with it. How does he know the chicken I cook Unknown 8:25 where I don't put any kind of seasoning at all his wings would just throw them straight in the fryer. And then I was like hot wings. Barbecue. So anytime I've ever cooked Unknown 8:38 any kind of chicken so you don't even flavor your wings when you're doing when you're doing it that way and stuff now? Unknown 8:43 Yeah, if I'm putting a bomb the only time I ever season wings if I'm putting them in the oven with no salt added but if I'm frying them Unknown 8:52 throwing no salt pepper on Unknown 8:55 even when I make them boys and the boneless barbecue Jones I don't even throw salt and pepper if I if I meet them then I feel a little salt pepper but if the kids don't fuck with it too much. He wants to make sure you know I mean like just just a little hit because they don't need much soy sauce is gonna give you on flavor. That shit anyways so that's the only time I don't cook with season. Unknown 9:21 Yeah, but still at the same time. I was looking at the plans like wait a minute. This is appropriating Juneteenth, it's no black. I feel like also, when is it appropriate June 10. I feel like like wait a minute like why are we going this route Unknown 9:36 wires whatever route would they go to when you think about it what other ways Unknown 9:42 they could show up wearing dashikis Unknown 9:44 I'm waiting for the see what's gonna happen to the store staff to do sales I should convince the St. Patrick's Day they do the fun green shit and little leprechaun run around. Yeah, they got sick of the mile all the fucking modelos and fuck Corona goes on sale that day and also, Unknown 9:59 so it's a federal holiday but do you guys think that only black people should be allowed not work on those days? Unknown 10:05 I'm just saying fucking. I want to see what the fuck the store is gonna do because they're gonna have to, they're gonna have Unknown 10:11 they're gonna make it look like like a Million Man March t shirt or Unknown 10:14 something? You mean that there's gonna be Unknown 10:15 something with the mascot. mascot is 10 Unknown 10:19 million and I have a million family March t shirt that I like to wear on occasion. Because I couldn't find a million Million Man March t shirt. I found the thrift shop I found the million family marks joining a thrift shop and I went through the strip shop who says I was in South Carolina. I went through the strip shop but couldn't find a Million Man March one but I looked at every shirt and that bitch, but I bought the million Family Mart shirt. And it had a bunch of black characters like literally they were black and they had like red, yellow and green outfits on and was wearing it what time it is black dude said to me, why are you wearing that shirt? Why not? He said those people don't look like you know it's a tribute like people to me. silhouette. Yeah. It wasn't like it was like literally it was like a pedestrian crossing very much like a little like triangle for the upper body. A little triangle for the lower body and arms and like, read the cert. Now he did. He was talking with me. But when I said they looked like people to me, he was like, Okay, I'm fucking with you. You know what I mean? Because Unknown 11:20 yeah, but getting back to what Michael was saying about I don't understand sales of holidays. Target does this all the time, especially come the first of June because that's when they bring out all the rainbow flag stuff. And I feel that that's pandering to the LGBTQ conservatives. Unknown 11:33 If they didn't do anything, would you you wouldn't like that either. If they didn't do anything, Unknown 11:37 some wouldn't. But I personally don't have a problem because I talked about going abroad but then I started thinking about is do I really want to be in the middle of that? Because you don't like Unknown 11:48 your anti cliche and that sounds bad. As cliche as anybody can be. I'm Unknown 11:52 going to end up cussing somebody out. Unknown 11:55 But why do you think you're going to customer Yeah. Unknown 11:58 How hot headed I am and knowing my patience is very razor thin Unknown 12:04 well then maybe it is wise for you not to go Unknown 12:05 yeah because then next thing you know you'll be seeing me on the news well we don't Unknown 12:10 need what you don't what happen is train will go down there and he began out he had a couple of major French Oh cars and he got into a fight with somebody and they feel like this guy for this basically went down here. It's terrifying What a bunch of gay people misinterpreted. Unknown 12:23 Listen afterwards, Unknown 12:24 but this is what I would say with the single the mouth shut. So I go to this other spot, right? And I go in there and this whole joint is run by Hispanic people, right? I go in there and a little shorter. She's like, Hey, have you seen the mind? I'm like, Well, okay, have you seen the monsters? I don't celebrate that shit. While I was like, Well, look, Unknown 12:41 I'm not gonna Glad you're saying. Unknown 12:44 I said Well, look. I'm not gonna come into a place that I noticed a lot of Hispanic workers and say Happy Cinco de ma because that's gonna make me sound ignorant, because I don't think that all Unknown 12:53 of you guys in high Hall are Mexican. Day to day and did Unknown 12:57 my homeboy hold on my homie that works there. This dude looks up. And he was like, Yo, that's why would you bet you my motherfucking dude, I'm like, yo, yo, he's like, god dammit, you nominee motherfuckers the game here today and told me happy Cinco de Mayo. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Motherfucker Puerto Rican. I'm like, damn, are you actually right now like, hey, fired up. Unknown 13:22 That night. I got back into town. I on Broadview Avenue. Guess what? Let's add a line on Cinco de Mayo. Taco Bell. In there was like Unknown 13:35 when I tried to get a border for that authentic. Unknown 13:39 Mexican cats Hispanic cats do not Unknown 13:43 go to Taco Bell. You go to like an authentic Mexican food place. You realize it's fun Great. Well, if you go out west like the food's really great, but she realized that the tacos they'll have like American style on there. You know, and it'll be like cheese, meat, lettuce, little pico or whatever. You know, like, oh, like my American style is actually Taco Bell style. Unknown 14:03 Yeah. Because man they had a food truck. And one of these stops I had man fucking tacos I told you about man. The truth man what? Everything was homemade banned from the sauces Unknown 14:15 like this. I only got pickled onions. I fucking wish that she was Unknown 14:19 on fucking point. Oh, look out look out she almost lost a shipper Shannon Thompson herself Unknown 14:25 all over the place now okay, just as we have silent off camera stuff going on here to Mason your friend show right now. That's how many friends we have. Some of us can't be on camera. Unknown 14:35 Now back to you to there because I heard there's been a challenge issued on Super Mario Brothers. Which one Unknown 14:43 too to Mario to Mario bras here when the challenge happened any of the most. She said with your Mario pick up your ass Unknown 14:59 is is been trained and proficient in Mario gaming. I know. Unknown 15:04 Some all these people Unknown 15:08 I got no friends. Everybody come in Unknown 15:14 watch out for them cameras Unknown 15:16 but what I'm telling you is he okay, have you played a video game with him yet? Have you have you been any Comic Con? Unknown 15:27 No, I didn't compete against him. We Monster Hunter together. Okay. I knew his skill is real because I handed him a controller. He's asleep on the couch. He said here I bought me this game. I'm gonna take a lot of naps while you play it. I was like perfect and I woke them up. I was like, please help me snipe all these dinosaurs a Monster Monster Henry wakes up. Just does it and goes right back to sleep. He's literally never played it. Unknown 15:52 Because he's played enough of these motherfuckers right. But here's the thing now because if you play against him, he gets he's gonna get competitive with you. Oh, okay. There may be there may be a fight happening. Unknown 16:06 In shops. I know that. On top Unknown 16:09 of this Mario is is motherfuckers like John bring it as his fucking game right there because we make this better. This motherfucker here has been playing this shit. And not only has he played he's played every level. Yeah, but he's had the time but here's the thing every level. Unknown 16:28 I also I had a different handicap which was being a huge loser and I have no friends and a lot of Unknown 16:38 like, a lot of years ago. years ago, I played video games with the junior unit. Like many many years ago and we played a little game called Madden 2002 Unknown 16:51 gave up on and that's what I was gonna Unknown 16:53 say like, I was playing him. And he was beating me, right? We were losing the first half the game. And he only kept saying, Man, you know, come back second half of this year. Don't beat me the second half this whole shit yeah, he was setting it up and then so second half comes around. And sure enough, I started turning the tables on I'm coming back and be I started beating it all fall. I don't think he's ever played Madden football again, as I understand it. So there's a lot happens on them though. There's a level of he if it doesn't go his way Exactly. He might he might encounter like this a level of unhappy junior to a degree that is like on a sustainable Unknown 17:32 once he talks down to his self. That's when the tide turns because you doesn't understand the power of luck and putting it out there in the universe. When he puts a negative he Unknown 17:44 believed it was an affirmation. He believed it was the game because like I know how Madden is. See like, I still believe that right now. Unknown 17:51 Mario one is going to be different, too. Unknown 17:55 So you're here, you're not going to be even if you lose, you're still not going to be able to be upset. Unknown 18:01 Thinking that I love Unknown 18:02 a challenge because last time I got towels when a girl brought that one chick over here and run her mouth about fucking that game and I turned it on. Fucking levels it was your cheek man. Up with played his game every fucking day. Rob has been busy has been fucking Super Mario Bros. One like I mean, come on, man. That's a be left right, like get the fuck out of here. I'll challenge me this game and it's suck in World War One like Unknown 18:37 four three before you're walking up. Unknown 18:39 I'm an issue of separate times. Then we'll go we'll do Mario. And then we'll play SoulCalibur sword fighting game right that is a oh yeah, that's why game at the arcade that was what is it called the button pushing whore. I was like I was in his castle at the mall. You stayed off you stayed on machine and somebody put their coin up there and I would just stay there and guys would say stuff to me and I'm like, what is happening there Unknown 19:14 like because you're fucking there pride of Oh, Unknown 19:17 I was fucking them all up that's what you're gonna do Unknown 19:21 to my man the unit and he's gonna be mad upset. I've never played Unknown 19:27 the night right, and had all the mafia I played that was my game because you find the bamboo forest. Yep, that was my Unknown 19:35 ball though with the knife hand. guy had no idea. Unknown 19:40 That was my shit. I fuck with that game hard. I know the game we talked about. Unknown 19:45 I love that game. Unknown 19:46 I I'm excited. I'm excited to see you chop his head off. Unknown 19:52 Oh, calibre was Oh shit, Dreamcast. Unknown 19:57 Dreamcast out of tickets to get Oakbrook and I've just sit down and people until it's time to go home. I gotta take my Dreamcast. Unknown 20:07 PlayStation when I had I played on PlayStation two. PlayStation One. I think it's on everything was on everything. Unknown 20:14 Every system has their own like special character. invader. I don't know if you want to give me a lifesaver because then it's all over. Unknown 20:24 You. I'd love your level of competence. Only. If you're gonna chop motherfuckers heads off and show Unknown 20:30 that in Fallout four. Put me in the apocalypse. Or give me a sword. That's all I can do. Unknown 20:39 It was a metal gun. Twisted Metal blast. Shut up for the PST. Unknown 20:43 Yo, I gotta get on that I gotta get on that I played. Since I'm here this week Unknown 20:48 is I was the ice cream. Truck. That's back in the dial up like Unknown 21:03 maybe we can find some T shirts like three minutes to load onto the screen three minutes in one pixel at a time. Right. We got to have a nipple on the screen. We're gonna have to restart this Unknown 21:15 down and you got to turn the whole thing off and restart the modem later. Unknown 21:20 Alright, so you were saying you went to Charlestown now? Yeah, I mean, I would say Did you bet on horses or did Yeah, we Unknown 21:27 went on this trip. We went to the to the horses and South Sydney or James gonna go out and he was like, oh, boy bullshit. And then I said some bad. I think I said, Well, we got Charles out, just fuck it off. And then he went out spoke Jack. He came back he's like, Charles. I said, Well, we've caught out. So flip the quarter dollar $1 tip and hit it twice. To go and I might Unknown 21:54 as well okay. Enjoy any money. Unknown 21:58 I made? Yeah, made maybe 50 bucks. How much did you lose? I lost. May I went in about 450 at one point in time maybe up to Unknown 22:17 160 Unknown 22:24 What did I use? I went in there with 150 $150 in my pocket when I came out with 190 But I was drinking. I was drinking and I use cash for drinking and we went to sheets I use cash for seeds. So I really don't know what I really bought. Unknown 22:50 More than than that Unknown 22:51 you spent me when they sat me down. Amazingly. I know when I bet at the first race when we got there. I put $2 on a car mandate because he's the man named me to wear a mask. You know I mean sons of bitches. That's another reason why I put any kind of money on that dude because I've made a video on him off auger and then I put $2 on my model my boy my boy go babies a buddy man fucking clearly my boy fucking douche. A horse Unknown 23:25 by a horse a shitty horse and give it a cool name and people like your good Unknown 23:34 name and then they both won first and second. Both one that shit was real. That's intense man that shit had me fucking like my shit was shaking. I was all fucking primed up because I could definitely see you I made my mag fucking up my my boy came back from fucking like five blinks three horses back almost take that shit like he was fucking photofinish, like I don't even know which one fucking one Unknown 0:04 But I won like $24 on first place and then my boy wanted me like $1.75 and a quarter Fuck What do you do like god dammit you sound bench six I put two bucks off because he was like a five to odd or some Unknown 0:17 ATP real nice and interesting for you there. Unknown 0:19 So but yeah, so that was it other than that next horse next race and we lost our ass. I lost I lost my ass. Another $4 I'm sorry. But then Unknown 0:30 how much money can you make that and $4 Unknown 0:32 it all depends on Unknown 0:35 I mean usually you're Unknown 0:37 even even with great odds right like if I had bet 20 on the Kentucky Derby winner at the one I only want to make $1,600 Now I did want to get add to that for every six to $1,600 Unknown 0:50 Yeah, if you Trifecta on the Kentucky Derby on rich strike it at 81 You would have made like $330,000 I think so. A few people. I think hit that trifecta. Well, I Unknown 1:05 don't know how to try Plexus work but I would have been trying first. Oh I see you hit first second and yes, Unknown 1:13 that's that 80 to one rep strike the meanest Kentucky Derby horse of all time would have one and then that's why I like him there. I want to see him going to I was like he's wearing a mask. He's the only one and that means he can't even see the other courses. He did he has no he was he was the second leg longest he was the Unknown 1:33 longest he was the longest shot there for that race but the longest second longest. Unknown 1:40 I didn't want to fucking say man why dashing on the fucking news. Why? Tell me about that all day that should they should flash that Unknown 1:48 we bet for the Kentucky Derby. Unknown 1:52 He got the you got Unknown 1:53 it but I will put up solid uploaded for Unknown 1:57 a second. Because I pulled it up. I pulled it up but he's gonna have way better odds at the Preakness is not gonna go in there and ain't Unknown 2:06 gonna be ferocious because that horse I mean, like, I never really have watched horse racing, but I sat down with my mom. That's what she wanted to do for Mother's Day weekend. But it was Kentucky Derby. I'm like, Yeah, I'll come out before it starts and we sat down. She of course went for the half Happy Jack or whatever. Like whatever has a nice names and they came in last. I'm like, I'm going for this horse and the horse of the face mask like a Mexican. He came out of nowhere in the last five seconds he really did come right up. Other courses just got out of the way and I'm like you see why they're getting out of the way because he's just they Unknown 2:42 made like this crazy move around this horse on the inside and then just rocketed past everybody and Unknown 2:48 it was paused. You watch the photo finish and it's like He looks angry. He looks like a metaphor. Unknown 2:55 It's been alone. Nobody knows how to do it. Unknown 2:57 And on the roads that are sitting on the road. He's Unknown 3:00 pretty fury at the one man South America. I can't even get Unknown 3:03 off that man that was just fuck. Unknown 3:06 I do love that he was attacking the horse. He was trying to walk and shake him like a dog. It makes me want to root for him on the rest of it. And if I had known that I could have had DraftKings was pointing it. I was sitting there and I was like man if I was there I'd be betting on that. 80 to one oh, if I didn't like and then literally the race ended and they were like rich Rottier right rich or whatever. And I was like, oh shit, that's the 80 to one motherfucker. Just one that's the dude I would have bet on Yeah. Right. Yeah, I could have made some money but I would have I'm gonna have to top that. Fucking Unknown 3:36 all have been asked Unknown 3:39 to do that shit dragon. Fan that fan. fandom is the shit out losing all the money on the pelicans and the Cavs and Unknown 3:49 actually do the research to see how he was better than where you've Unknown 3:52 been on a dog. He doesn't bet on the cat mug shot. He bet on the cat and didn't even ask me. I told him one time he said why don't you tell me I was like, I didn't know if you if you had said I'm gonna put some money on the game. I'll tell you. I'll tell you Unknown 4:07 that ain't how he operates. Communication basically not you bet on you operate on motherfucking distinct side yeah. rolls up and down. Unknown 4:17 I was looking I was like, go pay the man pay paid man click like that. That's exactly the event. Scroll for future paid man future Pay man nope not going back Unknown 4:31 they don't look right you ain't fucking with them but if they look if they give you that look, Unknown 4:35 table laying fucking read and write but he can't read the table right or it's not Unknown 4:39 trying to get over on a roulette man. But they weren't trying to let me but the table wasn't. Wasn't alright Unknown 4:45 but we reward the linear the people that are likely to Unknown 4:48 that guy cables and oh god damn, you're not playing on spot. Unknown 4:54 That guy right there. Get them out of a lot of Unknown 4:56 his virtual might have a picture of this motherfucker. Now Unknown 4:59 in a craps too. I got to craft tables, so technically only 20 But I've always only had to save some time had four to four tables for craps they never asked never operate at all. It's always only been two. Unknown 5:14 I've seen fucking all four of them operate but that was pretty COVID though. Unknown 5:18 So yeah, but they'd probably fuck that shit up. Yeah. 12 people on the table if you can six person six players so you really only got there might have been three three roulette tables. But still that's only 18 people. And there really isn't a lot that sits vert not virtual but they got the big screen machine and everybody's sitting at the other screen like I can't I don't know that all the cane out yeah that kid yeah there is but there's there's a lot of virtual and shit like I don't Unknown 5:52 I gotta watch I don't believe Unknown 5:56 Of course I would want the money because I was like watching Cesar Chavez go hit red Unknown 6:06 every time he feels that Rain Man Syndrome. Definitely definitely ran definitely. Unknown 6:12 gave me good luck with all those four leaf clovers. In the yard, and I was like, Hey, you want to see some four leaf clovers. Look at this area. And he points the one giant plant Literally. Literally. It's rare to feel the clover. He points to one plant. That's not a clover at all. It's humongous. I don't know what it is. And he goes, is it this? Unknown 6:38 Big thing was amazing. And I'm serious. You don't know what Clover is? Unknown 6:45 And I was like you know, we did eventually find the four leaf clovers. There's like five of them but it took it took a minute. I was a little shocked. I giggle Unknown 6:58 fucked up I focus on the biggest before the clever I spent a long time to see what apparently don't look right, but it's got four Unknown 7:13 designers honestly at a loss for worth. Unknown 7:16 It happens fucking luck. Unknown 7:21 We appreciate Unknown 7:22 that's why you don't pick them. Otherwise, I feel like if you pick them That's bad luck to me. Unknown 7:28 But picking the four leaf clover. I found Unknown 7:30 I found no joke probably hundreds maybe 1000 in my whole life and after a while you feel bad about it. So it's kind of feel like bad juju because it's not their fault. Poorly clovers and I'm just destroying them. You know not I mean, actually good luck. Unknown 7:48 I've seen so much club that like it's not like it's usually just three leave. Like I see Clover have all kinds of leaf, right? It's clover. So like a four leaf clover to me. Okay, what do you fucking do? It's not that big a deal. It's cute. It's all as nice and all but let's not I don't find that to be such a rarity that like oh boy, you really must be on a hot streak. Now you know Unknown 8:10 what I see it on black fucking rabbit's foot that rabbits feed on their fucking Unknown 8:19 cars who who's the lucky one in this situation and how is the Lucky Unknown 8:22 Rabbit or said the rabbit is lucky now that there's less Rabbit's feet out there now that he's back that's right in the universe or for real rabbit gets to keep his feet these days. Like you don't see rabbit's foot like like, you're supposed to rub the rabbit's foot right for longer. Unknown 8:37 But why wait, I don't know why we need to research that seems very creepy and reasoning. Unknown 8:42 Why is a rabbit's foot lock Unknown 8:45 word on it right now. Unknown 8:46 Mike's going in. Unknown 8:47 It has something to do with the church. I'm sure Unknown 8:53 that son of a bitch say Patrick. Unknown 8:55 Yeah, I gotta I gotta stone from kid. Yeah, little Jesus rock climbing stones. Some kind of stone. Unknown 9:06 It's a rock that has like a phrase. Yeah, it's basically where you go to you rock this rock and you say your prayers to it or you know you read the scripture that's on and so as to bring like peacefulness and what you're praying for to for wishing. Unknown 9:25 It's a sort of crystal that was apparently grown in the Shenandoah Valley that shaped like a cross. I was fumbling it was BS though. They're like we harvested this from the mountain Unknown 9:36 really sounds like it looks like a cross. They were Episcopalians Unknown 9:39 apparently you know well by doing by genetics I'm Episcopalian with keep aliens but it was adorable and I'm crystals Unknown 9:48 can grow in different shapes. And I know I can see that possible. But Unknown 9:54 I always wondered about that. Unknown 0:00 If you can form it out and grow into that form some Unknown 0:11 natural growth to them typically and they can grow into the shape of a cross, I would think but I would think that'd be a very rare thing to have Unknown 0:19 anything and grow into whatever you know, I mean, if it Unknown 0:21 just grows freely, what do you mean? Like I've seen the spring I've seen like cork, boards, stones, you know the shit that comes out of the ground. Unknown 0:29 They're supposed to come out amazing. Unknown 0:31 They're beautiful things, Unknown 0:32 but like some, Unknown 0:33 they do grow with some pretty weird shapes. Unknown 0:35 So like penises absolutely found a very giant Amethyst and on the outside, it was shaped very much like a penis with the whole who wouldn't sculpt Unknown 0:47 who wouldn't want to put that on round? Like a like a bangle and cut it in half or whatever. It didn't look like a deck anymore. Unknown 0:54 Well, it'll look like two decks that were purple. Unknown 0:57 today. I would have sold it as a big giant Amethyst stick. Unknown 1:01 Give us that as well. So who knows? Unknown 1:04 Okay, so I've been doing some reading on this sheet with the rabbit's foot equity guy. Celtic tribes believe Rob has spent so much time on St. Patrick. They spend so much time on the ground they could communicate with gods and spirits. So they believe that the rabbit's foot will be carrying some kind of that love in the spirit in the spirit realm of the gods are under ground. At least that's what they say that they're saying. The Celts 1000s 1000s of years ago, people in Western Europe were telling around the foot of a hare a rabbit. They believe it was imbued, embodied with magical properties. So they believed that the rabbit's feet were magic and good luck and can communicate with the gods in the spirit realm. That's why they carried the rabbit's foot around that's where it comes from a well done I think you Unknown 1:53 guys hang out right about the devil within Unknown 1:57 our culture if the gods the good spirit. Have you ever Unknown 2:00 seen what's his name's movie Jordan pills. US okay, because the reference now make sense that I've read this because I've seen us is basically there's an underworld of versions of us that are being exact opposite of us. And basically you Unknown 2:19 explain this movie to me and it the little girl in the joint was like Unknown 2:23 the other way Yeah, but they all fucking eat rabbits like they they fucking all of everybody in the world has a rabbit. like rabbits are the main fucking thing. And now reinitiated kind of like okay, so he threw some of that Celtic shit into this movie. And I mean that part of the movie now makes sense to me. years later. Unknown 2:44 Jordan Peele be written. Unknown 2:46 I want to see his other movie with his alien ship. I can't remember the name of but he got another movie coming out. Aliens. Unknown 2:52 has no idea what it's called. But Unknown 2:55 I want to see this month because he was working with I like all that sci fi shit. Unknown 2:58 I like sci fi stuff, too. Unknown 3:00 You know, Jordan Peele, like, his movies might not be the greatest, but they're decent movies. I like watching him was the first one he had get out. That shit was funny as far as love their love because it was fucking hilarious to me. I'm saying. Unknown 3:16 Yeah, you've explained it. A couple of times how you found that movie Unknown 3:20 was okay. I haven't seen that show. They so I gotta watch that shit. And then I want to see this new one that we got coming out which is just covering Unknown 3:27 like every group of people that could be described as he done ours or nine. You Unknown 3:36 pronouns and she ain't got there yet. He might get to him. Unknown 3:40 He's gonna get to it all dude. He's got enough time Jamie keeps making movies. There's gonna be like a whole like us, them we our thing. Unknown 3:49 I want to know I think an alien movie might be them. I might be Unknown 3:54 like, they like who is they got a bunch of TVs? Are they here? Those there Unknown 4:01 might be because from what it looks like it's aliens. They Unknown 4:05 owe them alien Unknown 4:06 shows. We're still doing alien movies. Always. Alright, Unknown 4:10 you're always gonna have a sci fi Unknown 4:11 movie and it's gonna be a friend forever. That's gonna have permanent Unknown 4:16 aliens. Nope, no, no, no, like hope but not. Unknown 4:22 Nope. My God these aliens gonna get you know, we're gonna fucking put this probe up. You're Unknown 4:29 kind of neat really? With no Unknown 4:34 like, I feel like he's like the plotline or the only line and like an all black heart. We get it out. No, Unknown 4:41 no, but it really just turns out the short film. That'd be the short film. Yeah, that would be Oscar nominated short. Film. It was a it was a black horror movie called No. and No black characters kept going into situations saying Nope. And Unknown 4:57 scary. I say going on and nothing happened. No, Unknown 4:59 I believe. Would you like to go camping with us in West Virginia and we might take a wrong turn. No, no. Unknown 5:06 Straight you're gonna do that. Like we do this all the time. But we've never gotten to this place we've read Oh, Unknown 5:11 Kevin deep in the woods and this lake called Crystal Lake. Unknown 5:16 And at least that people watch that. Unknown 5:20 Bragging sadly Unknown 5:22 I mean, watch that every Tuesday. That's that DMX for Unknown 5:27 Max movie was amazing. Unknown 5:30 To see an actor in it, yes, it's not belly to the grave with gently Unknown 5:39 was Steven Seagal. Unknown 5:42 You ain't gotta change Unknown 5:43 to think about like, like a heart house like where somehow DMX got involved in shit we made but he's produced it and Unknown 5:54 one of the neighbors. Remember it was Unknown 5:57 a gator slash snake. Slash knowing reptile head had a Mexican alligator alligator Unknown 6:11 and basically is about these because they hit a guy's wife with their car and the guy who was the thing that he found is a child needs like I'm using the root of our Gator snake key and DMX team up because he feels so guilty. They're like we're gonna go save the rest of these kids but like, five out of six of them are already dead or maybe like four out of six and at this point, you're just like, why are we still watching? Yes, so it's I feel like it'd Unknown 6:42 be good to Maxia DMX Unknown 6:45 snake movie come right up only because that was the first thing that came to my mind is Unknown 6:53 fine this wasn't on like hey Amazon Unknown 6:56 Prime. It wasn't Netflix happy amazon prime Unknown 6:59 it was like Netflix before the chill. Unknown 7:03 carnivorous that's what I got. I got a serpent known as lockjaw called carnivorous a name Unknown 7:12 of a serpent Raza COVID Supreme is what is no No, no no no. Unknown 7:18 There's two different ones. Here's another one neveress Unknown 7:23 of fear serpent terrorizes city army. Special Ops vet master Hunter, Nick. Make care we're Corrado Corrado DMX is the only man Unknown 7:35 only man that could stop a serpent notice blockchain. Unknown 7:38 That also sounds too good to be the movie we're talking about. No, it's gotta be yes. They just didn't reference any of these things in the summary in the actual movie. Oh, Unknown 7:48 it's either lock jaw or current. Unknown 7:51 Whichever one gets the worst reviews and Unknown 7:53 then it's probably locked. Unknown 7:56 Reviews worse reviews. The rapper has a bazooka Unknown 8:01 Yeah. Yeah. Stop right there because Okay, so there's like a random white guy that shows up and like his Chrysler 300 Knees and he opens his trunk. He's got a bazooka and he sells it to DMX. But then two minutes later DMX is like giving it to him. He's like, Oh, yeah, hold on to this and the guy's like alright straight. He puts it in. I'm like, singing just gave him a bunch of money. You bought a bazooka you gave right back to him. You really couldn't use that. Gator snake log Unknown 8:32 remembers are the same movie. That's what it says. Reverse is not the correct title of Unknown 8:38 whatever one was the worst produced like at the very beginning both this the same exact name but it's worth three guys. I watched them all the way through by this dude Rob Unknown 8:48 Stewart. Let's see in the countryside. Alan and his friend Becky steal a creepy wooden box with a parable Aside from his voodoo stick neighbor, yeah. Oh yeah. 2008 2008. One hour and 16 minutes. Where do you find this red box? Unknown 9:10 No, Amazon on Amazon Unknown 9:12 Prime. I have firestick so I assume it's Unknown 9:17 on Amazon. on Amazon Prime to I don't think this is HBO. Definitely one HBO and one. Unknown 9:22 Oh no. It doesn't really sound like anything HBO would do. I don't know. They've Unknown 9:26 got some hidden garden again. Unknown 9:28 Yeah. If HBO can jump on my I just got the idea for the horror movie. series called Nope. They can jump on that. I mean, granted the movie only be like 10 minutes Unknown 9:40 long. Yes, a short movie. It's a series of short movies. Unknown 9:44 And we go out to the Crystal Lake. Unknown 9:48 Nope. Your motherfucker sat in a coffee cafe. Talking about how man left me this house that I have. I don't even know this guy. I haven't seen him since fucking I was a baby. Apparently. He lives a woman's fucking place called Transylvania castle. I think his name was Dracula. Unknown 10:10 focus right on the brother. Nope. Unknown 10:12 We gonna be this weekend in Toronto. No. Unknown 10:16 You know what it could be? It could be the store. It could be. We can make it a movie. But you're making a movie here about a black guy that has a bunch of friends that all die and he's always invited yet never goes to say die. Unknown 10:29 We already know as Unknown 10:33 I told him to go up and and keep on fooling around these damn lakes and shit. Unknown 10:37 No, were the ones driving the bus and dropping them off at Camp Crystal Lake. Unknown 10:42 He's fucking mountains and shit. They want to fucking get these hidden relics at the fucking flea market and shit and one fuck focus should do told them that perfectly. They keep on breaking these rules, man. Fuck that name. And Unknown 10:55 there we are. Read about it in the newspaper. Unknown 10:58 Send it home. Like I know that guy. I guess I knew him. Unknown 11:03 I might have to watch a shitty movie. Now I could just find out. I want to see if you have a tip me to go see how shitty this Unknown 11:13 I think we should do? I think we should do. Watch one of the movie previews and talking about this episode. Real quick, ladies and gentlemen. With that said Don't forget to check out lock jaw featuring DMX. Unknown 11:30 AKA current numbers, city. Unknown 11:33 With that said though, we're gonna frame this episode of the Mason your friend. We'd like to thank you so much for listening. We urge you to listen to old episodes. We'd like to encourage you to be nice people that look like you would be nice people that don't look like you don't be a Unknown 11:47 little bit by little bits ladies and gentlemen. Keep moving forward. Unknown 11:51 That's the mental well protect your energy. Unknown 11:55 Weird outro Unknown 11:56 Yeah, TBD. TBD. But yeah, you know, trying to sit you're trying to get done because that's how it gets done. We believe that's right. And have a great rest of your week. 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