Unknown 0:07 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason and friends show. Featuring the Black Hand of Mike aka sir chokes a lot as well as big Steve aka Stevie smalls, Unknown 0:32 what it is what it was what it shall be Unknown 0:36 as well as Alice of the rickety ship crew as well as the pharmacist as well as that dude called Ju aka el JuaPerino and me I am Mason. These are my friends. Welcome to a Mason and friends show Unknown 0:59 who's having what is good out there was had a dream Thursday episode coming at y'all live and direct calls will hopefully hopefully Russia has left Ukraine in a ship hop in the fork off. HQ attendant Steve. Steve, we love having you here. Yes sir. Thank you are making a friend show royalty you're the absolute regulars appreciate you look good in that chair. Like you know, you do real good this year, you know that you are clearly a member of their ship crew because of the fact that you can actually alter the time that the show starts I did that today. And I wasn't like Hey, fuck you, bro. I was like, whatever you come in. We don't work against all odds. Here's the data on my 40th birthday or something. But it has happened to happen. And it's happened more than once this year. We'll see if we can keep it going. And try dude like once or twice a month. That's what I'm talking about. Man. I'm sitting here like, if we can encourage big to roll up on a regular so you know, regular basis. That'd be good for big and it'd be good for us. That's right. All way around. Goodness. Unknown 2:20 You must have been in here in the right place at the wrong time now. Unknown 2:29 Was that dress commercial for Jurassic Park. The intro ladies and gentlemen, this is why No no no, the intro was Unknown 2:43 up late Blade Runner. Blade Runner. Man I'm gonna learn y'all some Blade Runner one of these days y'all will watch Blade Runner be like goddamn all this music sounds so fucking familiar. I'm supposed to be watching Blade Runner. Oh yeah. That was a second one's really good to added to watch list. saw the second one in the theater with the homie def Jepsen, out in California. But he was a leader as all the time I've seen the movie and I thought it was really good at the time. That'd be really good big screen. Experience. But Unknown 3:18 it was it was definitely an experience and a thought. Yeah, it was really cool. I was super excited when it came out because you know I've eaten mushrooms once or twice and watched such a movie as Blade Runner. And like when I was on probation years ago, I ate mushrooms and watched Blade Runner drink a bunch of booze. I had a fucking blast. This is so much fun Unknown 3:41 to speak of and I've just watched that new Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Netflix. Do straight stream straight booty man stupid is this ridiculous like the guy Leatherface should be at least 70 years old technically if DAX is not like a restarted thing. It's like the same Leatherface basically, basically what they're saying is they basically started off talking about it's a documentary on like 2020 of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And I've heard enough there the woman is still alive the one that made it through back in the 70s the survivors she made it through the one that got away is the old lady she becomes a marshal she's been hunting for this month for like 50 years. And these kids like go into this abandoned town and fucking by rundown as store because they're going to turn this town into like a new in thing like people are gonna come everybody's old as rookie as shops make him into art and all this stuff in towns we pop it again don't have fuck all it's just supposed to happen but that's the fun part. That's how they started to shut off. And then the leather faces mom in the original is actually in this motherfucker she dies and love the face goes apeshit and fucking just starts killing motherfuckers off the bat which is killing the dies and he just goes in front of murderous rage. Yeah, the killing cool. They they do some good killing. But then Mike likes creative ways of murder. But there's somebody she gets cornered by his mindfuck at one point in through the chain saw like a boomerang. On the floor. It hits the bench and angle cuts her Achilles tendon she drops to the ground like BAM it's really that's how you got to do it. You know I'm saying this one bitch yo, he fucking I'm spooling the fuck out. This cuz it's fucking so shitty. This one. The original bitch she comes back out because she hears on the CB that the motherfucker has puts her face on this bitch calls over the CB Tombow leather faces out. She finds them. She runs upon us. I noticed him his leather face. That's what she calls now said her shooting this motherfucker as soon as she sees them. She got to ask them Do you remember me she gives a list of our friend's name that she cries and lover faces gets Unknown 6:09 from the OG movie yeah the vicious from their little old my fucking with the hammer was supposed to hit them up in their head and Unknown 6:14 shit. Yeah, yeah, that's a wacky movie. But that's good on them. For like throwing back to the OG thing with OG bitch. She would shit even hunt for this mob over the years. You see this motherfucker? You don't shoot him right? The mafia gets up from where that looks at. He sit in a rocking chair looks at it gets up and walks the fuck out. The house. Just walks off. She stand there crowd with a gun shot down like bitch. What? Kind of bullshit yes bullshitting I've killed him over he handled the business. This real? Because fucking the two chicks that he was chasing earlier. He hears him scream he goes on. I try to kill them. That's when the boji bit shows the fuck up. Unknown 6:56 So she comes back and gets him. She's been the shoulder 67 rounds and if she hit him once, she shot him once and then they fucking have like this sword battle with the chainsaw on the shotgun. Unknown 7:08 And gentlemen, first of all, for me shooting a motherfucker. Shoot don't shoot of once the inner mass center mass hits him at least three times in fucking horror movies. You always go for him though. He's supposed to go for the hit. If we've learned anything over our time. It was a horror movie. But what I've learned is along with Unknown 7:30 hate to shout out to Michael Mann Unknown 7:32 capuccino that was a good one. So what you do is you triple tap him in the chest and the roll up and put one in there. Exactly. So anyway, the OG right biggie. I mean, there was all the OG the other face takes the OG bench basically impels her with the mall fucking chainsaw. Lifts are up in the air. Water Smart for the chainsaw is going like she looked like she's having an orgasm on a chainsaw. She's doing all that right. Fucking drops the Biff down on the ground. Boom you think the baby's dead right now somehow this bitch lived the extra five motherfucking minutes because other two hoes when they hit his ass because she swerved to miss him when he threw the chainsaw at the bench. But you're in a bronco. Like a like a OJ Bronco. That's what they was. In. Okay, she goes to hit leather face APA here and panels with a bronco. Leather face with a bra. Yes. So leather face throat chase all this pitch get scared. swerve e squared away from the chainsaw. Yes, yes. Yo, son. I'm not driving. All right. So I'm screaming. I'm like yo, bitch, so then they wrecked the shit right? I believe in the OJ Bronco windshield to handle the change. At least long enough to keep me money. Exactly. Like a winch would it took it took me field is designed to spider web. And like really heavy duty old school like that's gonna hit that shit. It's not coming right? Shatter. It just cracked and it splinters. He had thrown a 60 pound steel rod like or a piece of rebar or some okay yeah, that might be a problem because of multiple Castle strikers. He one of them bitches man with a sledge hammer. He threw that mound foot from the top of the steps and blasted the pitcher chest. That bitch flew off the steps hit the floor and went through the next fucking floor. You know my elbows like, I don't want to see that. What is this Texas Chainsaw? Chainsaw Massacre on Netflix. If you didn't get it on Netflix. Worse movie over 22 B anvil Yeah, it's terrible. It's horrible because that's the you said it was a sledgehammer. He fucking it's like a sledgehammer he just he hits this bench. He throws them off like a sledgehammer. She's at the bottom of the steps. He studied at the bottom. She hops over the banister and gets on the handrail to hop down on the steps because she hears him in the other room, because he's screwing in some somebody's screwing something. He fuck comes I stand on top of stuff. He just looks at her. She doesn't even scream. He just launches the fungus legit bow through this bitch back off the steps. I'm like, Damn this she went through the floor. I'm like damn, dude, sledge hammer carries a lot of fucking this Baba fucker through that shit was so fucking authority right there. I laughed my ass off. Now he had to have at least a 16 pounder man. I mean, he was fucking because he beat this dude's head in with it. Like it would just beat his head and it did fucking that and then so anyway, so the mile fucking bitches come out the fucking after they wrecked the fucking Bronco. She runs back out of the street with Leatherface Chase there and a bitch that he held five minutes ago that should have been dead because he had a chainsaw running while she's in it. Shoots this motherfucker three times and then tells the bitch don't run is going to get worse. To give the bitch to God and some shells. I'm like you ain't been alive that fucking long. Who the fuck wrote this bullshit here? Like it was horrible. Yeah. And then at the end you know how all monsters come back again, right? They're in a Tesla right and they got autopilot set up in the Tesla and they think they're good they put it on autopilot. Fucking love the phase busted window grab out the one big sister cuts her head off want to Tesla is driving the fuck away. With the other day screaming at the sound of chainsaw. Chainsaw because the chainsaw got kicked to the side. He had basically drowned. It's just fucked up is terrible. It sounds small focus on the bus though. Like that was kind of a good thing because AUTOMOBIL was on the bus and he did that. Airlines one of them needed that because as soon as he gets on the bus they all pull their phones out stop recording. And this one dude goes Oh man, I'm canceling you bro. And I'm like, Are you Are we here? Is this what is this? What was going on there? They had this one for the somebody's gonna cancel him off again the movie. Kill that sumbitch real quick. Part of the lexicon man canceling people was like the thing to do these are he killed every last one of them was on the bus because they couldn't get off the bus. The bus route was hideous. He fell asleep. Like how the fuck you fall asleep in two minutes. It sounds like a horrible movie. It's a terrible movie and trying to catch the sledgehammer kill. But like hey, because I found something on here. That says all leather faces kills. Man I'm not willing to wait to fall. She didn't die. Just knocked down taller than thank you for that because I only spent about 45 seconds maybe clipping through that trying to find Unknown 12:31 she fucking just got knocked through the floorboard. I love you know, it's funny, like the older I get, the more I like having movies spoiled. Like, I don't want to watch that movie. Just tell me what happened dog I don't give a fuck about so many fucking Marvel movies for me on this show. And I love it. I'm like, Dude, I don't want to watch like the checkout thing though. I don't dislike it. But I don't want to take the time to watch in game. You guys explain it to me. I'm good. Check out 355 to join with the women it's on prime as it knows on peacock three fun with OB OB oak the gotta play the Opie his daughter. Ron Howard's daughter the redhead? Yeah. Bryce bryce dallas heritor he's in it some blonde chicks in it. The shorty Lupe from Black Panther she's in it. What's her nuts like? She? Yes. Oh my God love her man. She's gorgeous when she was wearing that light blue thing at the Oscars. Cool, Unknown 13:32 bro. She's bringing this joy and fucking Bryce, Dallas Howard I think as Jessica chest chest and she's the other one and they all look the same. Two girls look the same. Unknown 13:45 But that movies tight. I like that John. That was pretty good to fly by. These are all their assassins or something or two of them are spies. They all work for different agencies. I think I have seen it's actually pretty good. I liked it. It was decent. And I liked the new one two years and one two years I fuck with that one dude, I watched the first episode. Very impressed. I was impressed. I really was actually this fucking buying. I had low expectations. The garota plays his sister. Tell remember, I don't remember her name, but she's a brand new one too. She probably too young for us my nah she's 18 and endzone so she's got to be honest. She got to be at least 18 reality now I can look it up. But the one to use that joint is actually good. I like talking about ABC. That's not that's on HBO Max. I was watching it on net regular network television. Oh yeah, it's on regular TV but I was able to know HBO I see no HBO Max yet one two years. Veteran I liked it. It was good. Dude, like the old the old one was good. And I watched a lot of it. I remember watching a lot of that show. And then they made the new one and I saw a commercial for it. And I thought, oh man, like maybe they're gonna blow this. And then I saw like, I just kept watching a trailer and I was like, oh, you know what this is actually looking like it might be good. And then I saw she was dead there. She was a narrator. One of the producers is Fred Savage. Room. He was a little boy in the original. Yeah, I was like, Okay, maybe this will be good because they've got people from the original involved. It's actually it's really good. It was last season. It was very good. I didn't see the whole first season, but I watched a lot of it. Okay, who's the sister is it Lillian is that her name? Yeah, thanks. So Unknown 15:37 sync con Sinbo Singh blow. What's her name? Unknown 15:44 Say con assembler cow born in Atlanta since 77. So yeah, she's old enough like I that's probably the mama though. She's not a sister. She was born at 77 She's older than us. She claimed a sister. You never know man Black don't crack brush yet. Cracking Up must be removed must be Kim Williams. That must be the character's name. Is it camisas sister's name Kim. Kim was assises de hago. Kim got big forehead. See here. Laura calrec Kara cue from blacklight meme Wonder Years. She pretty. She's got a kind of big forehead man but she got a five head as some some. You know. I'm trying to make sure we're talking about the same person here. She got a big Oh, yeah, she got a big ass forehead. She got five head and it looks she looks good though. Unknown 16:44 She's definitely got the Tyra Banks for him. Unknown 16:46 Yes got she got Tyra for his she she's Unknown 16:53 looking at she's got a Tyra Banks for ever real she's Unknown 16:59 got that tower for it. Unknown 17:01 In this picture. She's got a Tyra Banks. Unknown 17:07 That's a big forehead like I could put my all four of my fingers on it and they'd still be forehead above and below my four fingers. You know what I'm saying? That's that's why it's a five head right? It's a five head. Nobody five fingers to cover that forehead. I think the biggest for a time has got a pretty big forehead I'm up. I'm a side by side I'm gonna bring up a timer retirar got that for eight of all four A's like she got a bigger for you and then Gina. Shit. This picture of Tyra I'm gonna tell you all right now here's the one. This one is Tyra Banks forehead. They got about the same as fucking forehead man for real like this girl's had timers head is mad big hold on like some of your a lot of them I won't get you this sideways long enough here. To screenshot it send it to me so we can look at this. You see this guy told me up like it's just the opposite. Alright, I'm a turn that and then we go to this other girl. That's lower. That's the same forehead son. Naughty naughty tower got that he can see that hairline. hairline is back here. Time has got a lot of peak is right at that top of the top of tyres airline is in here. It's a winner hair with their ears doesn't hurt doesn't hurt. That hurts a little bit ahead of that but not much. That's that little bit of fuzz there. If that keeps going back if that goes back. She's gonna tie her hair two years from now but she didn't have to tie her forehead towers for that but you don't want to hear but I think forehead has seen some shades of Tyra said come on my face you would have a hard time not hitting the forehead or you definitely hidden off. You're not hitting nowhere in my face for any day. Now my forehead for a minute. That's a lot of coverage, even a military base. Ah man I got time for that. Hair but she didn't you out. Timer. Do we not clean the fuck out. Unknown 19:02 Tyra has a very large for him. It's absurd. She looks good. She looks good Unknown 19:15 Mike Gibson all about the Benjamins caveman times got a lot of forehead man that airs way far back on her that's all them years of that Marlon and putting Chinar in on him extensions. And extensions. She got a magical forehead though because I mean something when she was in higher learning that Mowaffak was in a little tiny fucking bun or a head and that forehead was shining out bright and big. Unknown 19:43 His hairline starts at a different spot. Oh, every body is different Unknown 19:49 with Tyler Foley Tyra sets the standard bodies Unknown 19:53 are different she Unknown 19:54 sets it standard for big for employees. Yeah, power is like the number one she's not only the client, she's the president. Later slugging which girl? Unknown 20:07 Yeah. Mike is still smack you upside your forehead if that's what you want him to do. Unknown 20:11 She might like him off of the palm, whatever. Hey, girl. I don't know dude. I'm looking at her. Unknown 20:16 She probably does it. I'm sure she probably likes it when somebody gives her a nice little kiss on the forehead. Unknown 20:22 Lotta kisses. He needs some big ass lips to give her a full kiss on the forehead may Unknown 20:29 stop them bigger. They're so worked out just fine. retable Unknown 20:38 big lip band. I'm looking at a picture of her laying on the ground and a pink tights bottom and a pump I'm sorry a purple tights bottom and a pink top. Her forehead does not look as big as it is. What's up the hairstyle is a lot of weights pulled back. Like she's got it in a ponytail, or whatever. Know what though? Is angles. Women bottom angles, man, she a model. She knows the angles. It should even be fun. This is a movie she can't control the angle. You know what I mean? The director candidate that sits in her contract. forehead is like I said like there's a lot of pictures of her hair. And she looks really good. And she's clearly young. And she does have a large forehead but I think I might be able to get all four of my fingers over that forehead. That other picture I was showing, you know, chairs when we started receding back no chance. Yeah, she's Unknown 21:31 been. Yeah, it was just a in that photograph. It was not the most flattering light for Unknown 21:37 like, you see this over my shoulder right later. Unknown 21:42 I had to stop working retail because women would be like how did these pants look on me and I'd be like, we need to find you something that's a bit more flattering. Like and then they know they would be like thank you like I'm not gonna let somebody spend 6070 $80 Unknown 22:02 to another woman saying that SQL that's you would have said to him like that's fine. You some what the down I look good. Nice. So what she's talking about is why I can't sell cars. Because I'm like, people like Unknown 22:13 I said I had to stop retail because you just get fucking tired of being like Unknown 22:23 telling people they're ugly. I'm sorry those pants make your ass look monster gorgeous Tom, should they already know the answer? Unknown 22:29 It's like you know that that doesn't fit you correctly. Like Unknown 22:33 you just need me to read affirm for you that that is not the way you want to look when you go out into public. Right? They were putting that on me. That's like people Unknown 22:41 but But I appreciate that people can't see their own rear rear view like that's that's like a limitation of being a human being. You cannot see your own backside you need another person to tell you what you look like from the rear. limitation and Unknown 23:01 you got to be able to leave. You got to be able to believe Unknown 23:04 and you have to have somebody who can be candid, but kind and Unknown 23:09 and that's a lot of pressure quite frankly, right. Nobody needs to put up with that shit and I'm not going to do this for you people at Kohl's anymore. I'm not telling you what your pants at Kohl's look like Unknown 23:20 and bring your brand as people get indignant and they get upset and it's like well, what do you want? Do you want me to tell you this thing that obviously is is is not the appropriate size for you. Or like it? Unknown 23:35 Yes, if that's exactly what they want. That's exactly you tell me this thing that's too tight and doesn't flatter me at all it looks good because fucking I like it. That's what they want until the hearing. Exactly. That's that's a lot of people cuz I when I was married, my ex is why my ex's friend came over the house one day she got kicked out her shit. Oh my that's how porno start. She comes over it's like three o'clock in the fucking morning wakes them off. Oh, who fucks here. Oh, it's her. What foot do you want? I kicked out of my house house. He came to your house. Don't give a shit. I'm waking her up. She's gonna come back and deal with you. I don't feel like dealing with you. As she looks at me now heavy. She's known me for years and no, I'll tell you the truth whether you like it a fucking night is gonna come and it's three o'clock in the morning. You won't be the fuck up. I gotta get ready go to work. She got to look at me and say my man told me that I was fluffy. Do I look fluffy to you? I looked at it. And I just thought well, I didn't ever well. He he won't forgive you ha speaker Haskell he's gonna say well, I did answer the full question. That's why you asked me right if you know you look you know you look fluffy. And you go and look fluffy. You know what that is gonna agree with stay because you do look fluffy. But that's like a that's like a Can I trust your question? Do I look fluffy? Yeah, you look a little fluffy. Alright, I can trust you. Like if I say to somebody, like I probably had more hair 15 years ago on top of my head. Oh, yeah, exactly. Say you. You keep it real with me. Like, if I was like this haircut look like is as thick in the middle on the top as it would have, say 15 years ago. Oh, yeah, dude, you look fine. Just like us in high school. I'm not one of the people that's gonna tell you that. If you got a booger hanging out your nose. I'm gonna tell a man you got a booger hanging out. I'm not gonna let you walk around with a bucket hanging out your shit. Because I've had my fingers do that shit to me. Like I walked around all day and work one day Young. This is back when I was where the print shop. Look at hanging on my nose. I blooping those didn't even know I was hanging out. Walking around talking to people talking. Nobody said nothing, right. I go back and fucking the only system that worked in there's only two black people that work. For me. There's one sister in the back. I go to the back and she goes Yo, you might want to do one of these numbers right here. flicky knows I'm like alright. I was like, man, I appreciate that. Because I blew my nose like three hours ago and I'm walking around talking to all these motherfuckers and not a single one. He says to say hey, man, you got to nobody said that. Yes, amen. And the only person I can fuck with is you. Only honest person in this business. Because you wouldn't let me walk around with a booger in my nose. Like I tell people that show Nah, man that's good. Looks like I'm not gonna let you walk out here wishing hanging out when I was in high school. In my English class every morning and when I was in ninth grade, I blow my nose. And I would turn to this dude it was sitting in the trashcan and I would like pointed my dog on my good every day so I say but see I cultivate relationships like that with people. Yeah, because like even like my book or check person but check my boogers which will be like this some kid I don't know. Um, there was like three cats opening the trash can in class and I will have them all laughing every day because I'll blow my nose in the morning. And I pointed my nose when I was walking by my good my clear here and they were like, you had dog you could one time. They said you need to blow that again. I said Ah shit. Good luck, man. Right That's what I'm talking about. Like you got to ask why I ask. You know Unknown 0:04 But I mean, because most of us will let you walk around look stupid Unknown 0:07 all day. All day there'll be like yo juicy Miko meat butter my Unknown 0:13 yeah like began hanging out his fucking nose He Unknown 0:20 didn't even know he had that green icicle button happens to that shit Unknown 0:25 hits his lip he's really gonna have a fucking fit Unknown 0:27 you know when I was talking to him he was waving at me like a fucking flags Unknown 0:31 are so you're breathing in and out Unknown 0:33 and then he would sit down and Unknown 0:35 come before go yeah sorry about Unknown 0:38 how you can't feel that dog you got to put your Unknown 0:41 hand up to crush the shit hanging on the lip the ship they ate they usually got some shit hanging out like bro hey you might want to just that that right there bro Unknown 0:48 Right? Like if you got something to teeth nobody tells you around all day with fucking you know receipt leaf Unknown 0:57 though that can backfire to people with the teeth because some people got some fucked up TV like you got some? Unknown 1:02 No I don't have my for my now my tooth looks like Unknown 1:08 I was trying to help you out Unknown 1:12 I would forget that Unknown 1:15 you got something to mass by fucking black Unknown 1:21 people man they're busy talking about their their bedtimes and that's why people man their business why harder the nose they had like a little thing that just coming off Unknown 1:36 Now the really funny that's my skin tags taken off the doctor next week fuck you for pointed out. Whoa, whoa, whoa, man. I'll try to help you with a book. Unknown 1:44 I thought it was a book about it once you walk around being Mr. Booger knows you know. Unknown 1:49 Nobody wants to be Mr. Poker knows nothing here. I was trying to help. Booker Mike likes Unknown 1:59 to talk to people all fucking day low Joey me Unknown 2:01 wrestling me talking. Unknown 2:04 This is what you do enjoy games Unknown 2:10 Hey, Booker mind. Transporter aka Booker Mike Unknown 2:17 muffins, walk around with that toilet paper sit on their feet Unknown 2:21 Boogie like laid out man. Got nothing to say. He got no input. No boogies been in this conversation for an hour and a half. Are you looking over what's wrong with you? Unknown 2:44 He's looking at negative afraid John told you to turn Unknown 2:47 the fucking TV to half ago. Turn it off. Put on some motherfucking girls beach volleyball and some shit man. Nobody want to see this fucking well we got a little big and little teddy bear Unknown 3:00 or the Olympics over? That's it. Unknown 3:03 Over here. She started going on with Russia. Unknown 3:09 That's why I failed the drug test and still compete with that chick from the Summer Olympics. Unknown 3:17 That's a job had to bow out and couldn't compete for smoking weed get this Bravo. Unknown 3:23 Bravo for that statement Biggie damn right. It's serious bullshit. Did you know what else is pushing? Unknown 3:29 hard drugs she was on was actually an enhancer. That's you know, I mean, like it was actually what happened. Unknown 3:36 You know what happened to like a month and a half ago two months ago. The government passed fentanyl into schedule to this it has medicinal value. Marijuana for marijuana one, scheduled one. Unknown 3:50 Killed how many people already this year. Unknown 3:53 weigh more than marijuana. I see more people today the marijuana has killed for Unknown 4:01 was already a schedule two drug though. It's been available on the market for I know a teen year. I know it's been Unknown 4:06 available but I heard something that they apparently voted it to suit a different schedule. Unknown 4:10 I mean, schedule two is the first if the next level you can get schedule one is like no no credible. Right? Right. And cocaine technically schedule two. Right? They use a footnote. Okay, injury schedule, too. But yeah, fentanyl has been a patch and they had a lollipop. Unknown 4:25 Yeah, I heard about fentanyl patches of fentanyl lollipops. Yes, for sure. Well, I don't know. I heard that happened. Unknown 4:30 Maybe I'm maybe I'm mistaken and maybe it went down in schedule. It could have gone to Unknown 4:34 it might have gone from three to two Unknown 4:36 or from two to three. Unknown 4:38 On the worst that might have been what happens is the strongest Unknown 4:40 like Percocet and OxyContin and fentanyl patches Unknown 4:44 and also because they can make a lot of fucking money off of it. Unknown 4:48 For sure fit and all is spelled with a P Unknown 4:50 with the F because it just wasn't FBN TAYL Unknown 4:54 got asked the pharmacists. Unknown 4:57 I don't know a lot of things but I do know drugs and how to pronounce. Unknown 5:04 On this show I don't know how to pronounce Unknown 5:05 their names. I'll just pretend. And then eventually all people that I work with will say it that way too. Unknown 5:12 That's right. I do that all the time. Unknown 5:15 Yeah, if you do it with confidence, it is what it is. Unknown 5:19 You guys think kind of right though? Because if you say Don't say Unknown 5:26 exactly. Even if you like sounded out and it sounds like that. Unknown 5:31 Like all people do. All people are adorable. So there's a drug metformin Unknown 5:36 on now. Apparently it had been temporarily scheduled into schedule one, Unknown 5:41 but they brought it back and brought it back. Well we're losing so much money like yeah, Unknown 5:46 we get some of those lollipops what do we worried about all these Unknown 5:52 people but it's like but could be used for medicinal purposes. Today you can get Unknown 6:01 the only the only thing that you spent no for was cancer pain. It was only Yeah, it was supposed to be if you had failed all other pain medicine, very heavy duty. You could put a patch on for 72 hours and I have one patient that uses it that way. And the other time you see a script for it. It's some pain doctors will say this is rebuilt. They make like a lozenge that you can set your support. Okay, I've gone for 12 hours they make a patch that's supposed to last 72 hours, Unknown 6:26 little loss and just the same thing that was a lollipop right Unknown 6:29 but the lollipop came in a variety of strengths. So it starts off at like 200 microns it goes up to 1600 micrograms. Wow. And people get very tolerant very quick. Unknown 6:39 Oh yeah. Yeah. 1600 That'll get you good. Unknown 6:44 That'll get you dead but you got to start out with I believe Unknown 6:50 1600 milligram fentanyl lollipop is you have problems big guys run out. Unknown 6:55 I got to get him off the hook and keep coming back. That's the whole point of Unknown 7:00 hot damn right. We guys not cool if it's if it's unheard of we saw somebody crack but it's all good if we got fitting our lollipops. Oh, that's funny. You went up to 800 milligram lollipops cool pretty cool. You've got a little ways to go until 16 Unknown 7:15 Remember that time we went to fucking BC to go highlight one of the shots right and we was walking back into the homeless guys was mad because they stopped giving out to Percocet and they were getting one now. Yeah, it was going off right you only want to Hillman one pill. That's fucked up BS to give us all kinds of now we can only get one out so you need to go up and get your one pill. Oh my god. He's my focus is behind out here like baby these pills. I spent 10 of those two. Right by the fence. Yeah, Unknown 7:43 we're walking back from the greener here, I believe. Yep. And we're walking along and it was really funny because at that point I had my cheap and it was black. And we parked data. We probably couldn't get away from it. It was fucking awesome. Because we had first blacked it out. Yeah, I loved seeing it like that. That was so cool. What the Unknown 8:00 fuck is brand they needed them off hookah pills. It was time to haul man they only give you one now fuck these motherfuckers man they cut us off a shit they got y'all coming back like that. The PC Unknown 8:13 like yeah, drug rehabilitation like that people with addiction problems and they were taking them to to one and they were not happy. Unknown 8:22 I was thinking this is like a weed store like Unknown 8:25 went to the Midwest. And we were walking by the jumping up by the rehab wherever you were walking by the way back to our vehicle believe it's Unknown 8:33 part of its territory. Unknown 8:38 That parking lot is not a parking lot in them was actually a government building. You can't you Unknown 8:43 will not surprised. Unknown 8:46 Classic government rehab center put a parking lot here. It's like he was Unknown 8:51 kind of a hospital or so it was something more it's not Yeah, we were definitely in the parking lot. Unknown 8:57 game park you know more I go pass them off on the spot every fucking week now. Just really? Yeah. I go right by the door and right by the door you want to do where I grew up as a huge shout out to Capitol press. Yeah, yeah. Seen any of them? Unknown 9:16 Yeah, I was it's funny enough. If you know, if you're listening Actually, today's episode is too late to even mention it. But I've been attempting to get people to nominate me for cannabis competition judge and I hit up from the greener hue young lady. She's like, Yeah, I got you. So Unknown 9:38 all that being Fox. Unknown 9:40 I did. Shout out to Mr. Fox. Nominated Mark. Mark nominated me with a little bit going on there. Yeah, I mean, I reached out I must reach out 250 Fucking people that I know to try to get that shit to my ego. I'm doing it for y'all make any ship crew members motherfuckers because I'm trying to get this month I'm going to be fashion nation now. Unknown 10:01 We will be in the building anyway. Unknown 10:03 Oh, yeah. Well, my hope is that I can get the VIP tickets 30 days and get the foot like someone's Unknown 10:09 about to fall here. Now you could just Unknown 10:10 pick up which is in your hand. Okay. Unknown 10:15 Now we're good. So Unknown 10:20 yeah, man. I'm trying to get that next issue. Did you both get you nominate me? Yeah, but I ain't gonna tell you yet. I am I'm hoping to catch a nomination and get a VIP ticket to two days. This is one leg on being able are no longer. April. Saturday there's the festival and then Sunday there's the cannabis championships almost like next month. Oh yeah, it's plans. Unknown 10:45 Where's the DC VCR? Unknown 10:48 You want to go get yourself a ticket Unknown 10:51 to nominate somebody first. Unknown 10:54 You need to nominate me I'm gonna coach. Unknown 10:57 I got the thing I didn't play. We do Unknown 10:59 I need you to because I've only got a few days to get it tight. Now. Let's march like it's right there. I Unknown 11:06 should do it tonight. Yeah, you really Unknown 11:09 should do it ASAP. Unknown 11:11 I mean, Mark, it's literally what it takes you biggie. Weed marches this to fill up. Unknown 11:17 Yeah, I really took a minute to think about what I was writing. Unknown 11:20 He wrote probably the most elaborate thing other than I wrote and it took him two minutes. So write an essay. I love you write as extensively as you want us to why I would be a solid candidate to be a judge in a cannabis competition and vote for me as the or nominate me for the THC flower judge because that I don't give a Unknown 11:41 is that a separate essay? Unknown 11:42 There's there's three different judge categories categories. Yeah, and I don't I don't want to be edibles for a flower THC flower judge Unknown 11:55 to THC edibles shit, Unknown 11:57 and they're only doing CBD edibles. topicals and they've CBD flour. So they haven't got THC edibles in the mix yet, but they need to do that next year. If I get the judge bought I'm gonna mention it to the gentleman toker and all those all those folks. So Peggy, you come into the festival to share with us Unknown 12:14 probably I don't know what could Unknown 12:25 preclude you being allowed, Unknown 12:27 because that's all day event right? Unknown 12:29 Oh, absolutely. What is the 22nd 23rd? I Unknown 12:36 believe? It's like $89 for the VIP join. Unknown 12:40 Now it's $89 for early entry products early entry. Okay. Yeah, yeah, VIP is like 200 Unknown 12:48 VIP gives us a little section next to the stage. A little gem here. We don't need it. We're doing all that. Unknown 12:56 Gentleman tiger doesn't require like a jacket. You don't require smoking jackets or ties or anything like that. You just can't bring no bottled water. Can't bring drinks in with you. You can stand in the line which Bolla we could chuck your water in line when you get to the point where they're like you can't bring that in with you. Unknown 13:13 You know what, hold on this I am on air right now. June. When you order your ticket, shoot me the email. When we order our ticket whatever you ordered, I'm Unknown 13:28 canceling tickets are available. It's Sunday, this weekend's like i My point is you could buy it from now until they run out of tickets. early entry. I know y'all go stand in line like you did last year. That's up to y'all but I'm doing early insurance. He was going through this shit ain't gonna stand in line for 911 45 for hot dog I walked everywhere. I spoke to everybody I've been all the things and y'all finally showed up. We was Unknown 13:59 outside and I was talking to people outside then once we went in man. We just went to work. We may amaze went to work as soon as we're fucking stepped in. Unknown 14:07 But in about five, four and a half hours you just talk to people handing out cards to show the show in the car next year. Unknown 14:17 Yeah. That's what we do. Man. We slammed the crowd quit Unknown 14:24 Why don't you believe in the show like Mike and I don't believe Unknown 14:27 in talking to me. Oh, we Unknown 14:28 go out there. To show Unknown 14:34 a podcast episode from there. We could we could move like is it like GoPros or you could just hook up a mic and just carry Unknown 14:41 a camera around. We could carry this dashcam around the quality be probably very rough, Unknown 14:45 because all the quality would be high top shelf. It could be well if it's not that you throw it away. Unknown 14:54 After because you got to determine if it's worth risking the $300 device. Unknown 14:59 After the First Coast okay. Unknown 15:01 Oh yeah, I think about buying mine here today or tomorrow. Unknown 15:04 Hey guys, how many people are we gonna have? Are you guys gonna have they have Unknown 15:09 a group tickets you can buy like four at a time and there's also like a cabana you can buy for like five grand though. It's fucking ridiculous. Unknown 15:15 Let's see we go we hit two people early because you got to hit everybody early and because they're talking even more interactive with everybody. Unknown 15:27 Today I'm like I can't even talk to nobody. Unknown 15:29 Once everybody's fucked up. Room primed. Good and come on down and get the fuck up even more, you came fumble nobody and I think we're Unknown 15:36 looking at sleeping bag and just crashed wherever you can. Unknown 15:38 You can definitely grab some I slept we're very brass in the tarp thing. Unknown 15:44 Once he wants to hit that guy. He was like all the way man I'm doing right here. Yeah, doesn't work just fine. Unknown 15:50 My My only issue is that I'm annoyed because I'm like if I can. If I get the judgeship, then I would get two VIP tickets for free for the two days. But if I buy tickets ahead of time, can I get a refund? I don't think I can. Unknown 16:06 I don't think they do it like that. Unknown 16:08 And I'd have to like get someone else to take the tickets off me. So I'm kind of waiting to see if I get the judgeship before I buy a ticket. Because if I do, I'm probably going to have to skip the cannabis championship so we can do the show. But if I get a judging thing, then you know we'll have to do the show later. So for I don't know, figure it out. Figure it out depends on what's happened. That's right. I'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Because the rickety ship crew is important to me than Mike and is important to the Jew units. It is important to everyone Unknown 16:42 else in the room. Shout out to split I forgot to sing out the fucking Unknown 16:46 we go into day one or day to day one Unknown 16:49 we're definitely a championship I don't know a Unknown 16:53 two guys slick Rick's Unknown 16:55 I missed him the time I was going to see him and Rock the Bells. So I would that's that's significant. I'd really hope I get the fucking judgeship now Jesus Christ Unknown 17:03 at slicker, it great but Unknown 17:05 day one has everything and more you have to click on day one to see all the people that are going to be Unknown 17:12 there's some dope shit going on to literally Slick Rick, come on out of a championship we're Unknown 17:17 not gonna listen to all them. I mean, bang, bang will be playing throughout the day like back. There was was was is the Showtime Wiz Khalifa will be an interesting thing and it probably let us go come out with him it goes face I haven't Unknown 17:29 seen live music and so long I'm gonna watch every single one. I'm gonna cheer Unknown 17:33 Are you gonna go with us? You come into the Camus festival. Let's go. Unknown 17:37 Hell yeah, like fun centering it. Unknown 17:39 What have we got? My Unknown 17:40 barber? 617 50 Sir, we ain't got poor people. 1715 people going was in praying really worth it wasn't 85 Unknown 17:47 I don't know what was the cabana group Unknown 17:48 thing 1750 Well, the cabana group thing is sold out. Unknown 17:55 They should make that red on those. Unknown 17:56 Those usually don't sell out too. Early. Andrew is about in general pass. Unknown 18:01 Today thing is 5000 Unknown 18:04 Yeah, for the for the cabana. Yeah. How many people that can hold Unknown 18:08 10 5000 $5,000 500 person $5,000 Unknown 18:18 pairs that is way too many. They'll Unknown 18:20 come in a handjob today pass now the answer is one Unknown 18:22 that's separate then I'm good. You can tack it on at the end as an extra but Unknown 18:26 but that's also sold out about Jesus. They're all sold out. jobs so they Unknown 18:34 all they do go like hotcakes. Are we going Unknown 18:37 for that first without even the entry? Rail? I'm Unknown 18:39 like you're the two days early entry. Yeah, that's 125 but not the early entry plus. I can't worry about all that right now. Figured out another time to go into the plus Unknown 18:56 please examine. We're gonna be there at least three of us if not five or six or even more Unknown 19:01 Be on the lookout. Y'all know who we are. We know what the gods send out. Unknown 19:05 Two days or one day. We will figure that out off air. Ladies gentlemen, we've just about run up against our time limit here at the Mason differentia we're gonna have to bring this lovely episode to a close. I was thinking though, might have to play a little to Linux unit song. And maybe we'll go with some new G Unit music because you know, I know Biggie got all kinds of old big old tunes and stuff at plus big I haven't found it. I see the stuff that you have in your phone that I haven't put into mix yet. So I'm working on getting that in there but I haven't got it yet. Yeah, there's some there's some last JUnit songs that are coming to the forefront. Later. Can't wait Do you want to from the episode when DMX died? Yeah. What these bitches want was what white bitches wants? For 1121 fan? Yep. So stay tuned. For this episode of the junior song. What white bitches want for April 11 2021 Unknown 20:14 That's the second time under decimal that's a remix. Unknown 20:16 That's the second time we did that'd be the first time I did it was was a bit as well from the cracker. Yeah. Unknown 20:22 That's enough preamble. Yes. Unknown 20:25 So stay tuned. For now, we'd like to say, Fuck, Putin, as well as be nice to be able to look like you'd be nice to people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 20:40 There's been little bits ladies and gentlemen keep moving forward. Unknown 20:43 As well as your energy and protect your mental health. Your mental health your mental health all tried to stay stable. Shout out to Triax shout out to Lady T. Homie splutter, homie. Splinter and listen man wants Unknown 21:01 to meet y'all to shout out to everybody Unknown 21:02 on the record ship. Do me a favor. If you look at the masonry French Oh, fuck, it might be too late to sign me up the if you look at the website, I got my real name on it right now. So you can sign me up. There's some links and shade you can figure it out because you're smart as you listen to this show. Yeah, but thank you so much for listening. Stay tuned for what white bitches want from the June units and we love you very much. And peace be with Unknown 21:39 thanks so much for listening. If you want to help support the show, please go to www.patreon.com/letter M perfect entertainment. There's a link in the description of each show. At the bottom. If you just scroll down you'll see the imperfect patreon account link. If you're an Apple user, please take the time to give us a five star review on the Apple podcast. App on your Apple device as compensation concerns. 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I'm gonna give it to you all I knew about this shit a long time but we came up in the motherfucking next week, we'll put it on a new generation of men that you fucking back in action in a different corner got a new studio set up maybe temper where we might be out on the motherfucking boat not gonna be your jam but can be real deal being you gonna be fucking hit me on the fuckin zoom because I'm going to be going real in the me and I'm OMB mother BackupPC never read a in every every single moment that's what I'm gonna be I'm gonna be calling now we're fucking sick not sick of on mount on a water bucket wailing the man because I don't give a damn what avenue to come by. Right now so bear with me. They can honor my love again a go buddy got a boo Nene has worked that much money you stop coming heavy with that big spaceship on the 10 minutes just be me. What? What's that going to be? I'm gonna tell you what I'm going to do because I got to do what's up on the web. Packer ain't nothing but just fucking wasted space like their mother fucking cabinet that you got in the corner that you ain't got the number of minutes but the dust in the clear butter spiders. The spiders but y'all know about that y'all might not know nothing about the spider cuz you might keep it real fucking clean but I ain't got no motherfucking Pam apparently they keep it clean though. I got a spider sitting in the corner. Damn clear. Fucking train look like a new leaf. How will fucker spider GOD NO GOD DAMN ways have you ever seen a spider with no fucking legs? He's like, God damn. From the God I guess flat earth he wanted he would tell you how they got here but I guess he just showed it fell from the motherfucking top frisbee that's under the blow frisbee that we said on flat Earth is up thinkers fucking man cuz I got sunburned so how can I get burned over here burn out over there ripped or hurt? How the fuck is he going to be everybody should be some burn if the fucking earth is flat all the time. I do got a bucket by the bucket. Here in Jinja motherfucker. Ain't gotta have a fucking Tinder beach ain't good. Bucket Cotter by the bucket Walker brown here. Other fuckers don't know what patterns think powder came out 99 I'm probably wrong about that was probably 2008 But I don't fucking know when even probably will live on he was a pain to walk around. Thinking had a job. We were very directly Transcribed by https://otter.ai