Unknown 0:08 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason and Friends Show. Featuring lady T aka. Ms T. Hey guys, as well as that dude called Ju as well as Biggie Steve aka Stevie smalls Unknown 0:39 What it is what it was and what it shall be Unknown 0:44 May I mention thank God for Julian it's cough button as well as that's it for us here so welcome to the Masonic fringe show. So what the fuck is going on guys? Happy Day. Unknown 0:58 I got the hook up on on almost it's illegal it's illegal fishing that I've ever done. Unknown 1:08 Hell yeah man I'm excited for you because I know breaking the line really your plan but you don't mind doing Unknown 1:14 I mean for the fish, you know, solve for the fish. But I can't describe the undisclosed Unknown 1:23 location that well you got a spot over here somewhere where there's water but Unknown 1:29 of course we take a runoff. Unknown 1:31 Somebody came and ran you off. I thought you said it was kind of leak. Well. It wasn't. So but it Unknown 1:37 was there's a lot of divisions in this establishment. So a lot of people don't know. Jim so to say. Yeah, Unknown 1:46 I see. So not everyone knows that you're legally allowed to be doing what you're doing. Unknown 1:50 Oh, well, Tim told me. Tim told me that. You know, Fisher Well, I don't know Tim isn't I'm like, Well, it'd be a lot cooler if he did. With me, you know, as far as mo Park say that's cool. This was Unknown 2:06 Tim's access point. He said we're good Unknown 2:07 and I was like, well, we don't know Tim is and you can't really be here. I was like, Alright, Unknown 2:12 maybe overdrive tell him I'm like I'm not keeping these fish. Unknown 2:16 When we're sustaining there was a fishing pole and that's it. No bag or no nothing, which is fishing pole is instant and the tackle box on her shoulder. And I got out till I got to Unknown 2:26 see but they didn't realize that. You know, we're assuming there's too much intelligence out there. You need to treat everyone like they're dumber than dirt. Unknown 2:33 I mean, in my mind as a fisherman if I don't see somebody with a bucket, or a string or hanging loose field they're not they're not keeping fish. Unknown 2:43 Fishermen don't nobody but fish but don't already know about fishing. Unknown 2:47 In general. The rule I guess in thumb is if a mobile got a buggy, he taking shit from afar he's got a means of taking shit out. He's going to do that. That's why he cared that entity Unknown 2:58 but do you know do you take a drink you take a cooler Unknown 3:03 when we're fishing like overnight, catfish, which once again we're not allowed to be more efficient doing that at Unknown 3:08 sea and you don't keep the catfish No, you just like the fight. Unknown 3:13 Everything's catch release but it's cool is not really an issue because when the game word comes up and runs up on us and see what we got going on. He can't really I mean, he can tell I don't even know if he can do anything. If there's not if it's not posted. If it's not no trespassing sign posted. I don't think you're technically trespassing unless they actually call me like yo, there's some crackers down here on the land. You know, I think all he could technically do is give you warning. I think I don't have that written down unless it's posted. He'd have to physically take me up to the fucking to the to the masses on certain amounts they like there needs to be signs posted every 10 or 15 has to be ordered for me to actually be just right for you to actually be breaking the law. If I was he I guess he would take me up to the homeowner and they'd be like, Yo, we caught this dude on your land. Do you want press charger? You want him to whatever? How I think they would have works I guess I don't know. I don't know because Unknown 4:10 trespassing if it's not you notice that posting. Are you supposed to know you could just be a wanderer just Unknown 4:18 just well that's that's how they're treating you though. You're You're annoying that you walk around looking homeless and people treat you like you're homeless. Unknown 4:24 I'm not I'm not people don't cut me like the important people don't come at me wrong. Oh, of course. All the dumb asthma foggers calling me wrong like but you're not planning for Dummies like me and Jason. Yeah, this guy's out there fishing. He looks over me take a hand up Morton lakes. Fishing award lakes again. The same dude. He ran up on us the one time that the other guy ran up on us. Asked me who's out there guilty net and shit and I looked right at him and I said Bernie, bro, I don't even know what the fuck that is. Talking about right now. I don't know and he's like, you know, opponent I will understand you cockney but I don't know what fucking given like this is just a bucket with with some line on it. Or Unknown 5:10 like a like a two line but it's so it's a bucket with a line on it. But you don't intend to Unknown 5:14 keep these two leaders set up with with two hooks on it. So I guess the thought that I had it between the two. You know like Gildan is like what they use in the home fucking Alaskan fuckers stretched across the river. But then you chase the fish into it right. You just put across the shore and fish come into Indonesia railed in the boat and take all the fucking fish over here. I'm pretty sure. I don't even know I'm like the goddamn tendril two liter in a bottle I don't know what the fuck out of whatever you got going on you're out and so he runs around all the neighbors you know getting on the phone talking shit gets trying to keep it you know do live here and I'm gonna get I live right over here. Mr. drab 12 hours on the left from Nordex fourth house up from from 29 Would you want you know, siding is this color like my burger you? Welcome to the neighborhood my father. I've been here since 1980 fucking 598 fucking the neighborhood. So that's what I told oh fuck, you know, because he run the ball. I was like, Y'all live here. And as a the year we call bass and the crabby and he got smart. He was like I asked I asked him Do you live here? And I said, Oh, I said yeah, they're Modra there's a problem there but you ain't been here but maybe nine years bro because I know the answer. He used to live here. Next question. Unknown 6:37 He used to live here didn't mind me being here. That hasn't Unknown 6:40 been my TV liberal here. And Jody liberal here. We want to do so Wow. No Unknown 6:53 spoilers. I wanted to start with streetside and Unknown 6:56 I don't even talk I'll talk to my mom because it's funny when the game won't come out and see like I said when the game called run a run up on me and J No, I think we're possibly doing is not allowed beer. So unless it's close to trust bass and we totally a trespass but not times. Even if you're trespassing. They'll just they'll just you know running and fuck off here unless you just fucking get fucked up Unknown 7:20 about where you park in your car at walking from Unknown 7:23 well like that once I'm we're fishing on Robert Trent Jones, the golf course over there. You know that's that's you were grilling on Robert Merton grilling on the tee box you know downer bottled water, right the golf course where Tiger woo comes in plays golf course. I thought that every now and then yes. Unknown 7:42 That's all that's all year ago. Unknown 7:43 It's an ice fishing, grilling a pork loin your monitor business over down the corner a man wrote upon us like 90 And he told us we were clearly trust that like manage everything around that bitch that you trust us now that beer Unknown 8:00 so it was was plus at the tenderloin? That's the issue. I got Unknown 8:06 that that was the main domain course we already had the appetizers was a chicken tenders up there. And they'll say to your triangle where we first started fishing, Unknown 8:13 but you do last when there is trespassing. Trespassing signs. Right. Exactly. Unknown 8:20 Exactly. Lady to you lay low you were Unknown 8:22 man we are business grilling and chilling and fishing in demand just run the ball on this man this but they don't like to sit down with the fuck with with us lockers. I got my fishing line. I got my lifetime fishing license. jagah is visualized but we're not showing the lifetime fishing license. Man's like it was like two to 95 to 75 to 80 Maybe something like that for life life but efficient life for $24 a year. Is that just in Virginia? Virginia freshwater. Yeah. Unknown 8:57 Just freshwater. Unknown 8:59 Well, I mean Yeah. You're not gonna think I don't think I could use that fishing and like the beat was a Chesapeake I guess would be there's some parts of even at the beach like Virginia Beach. I would have to go. You need a beat. I would have to Unknown 9:18 come with that money. Give me some money. Unknown 9:21 Oh, you want to put your line in the water? Unknown 9:23 A lot of places the worst five and charge you for like they'll charge you like a year will be like 30 but then they'll be like will you get a fucking 14 for like 28 It's like motherfucker would like just put an extra $4.05 hours get the whole goddamn year or they'll talk to you like like a 10 day or 14 Day which is a little bit less than half of what it be not like you to go for a year for $40 but you can get 16 day for like 18 bucks and you're like Well fuck, I'm gonna come back here again. I'll just get the Unknown 9:53 fuck they don't do a lifetime shore fishermen every state does a lifetime but what's yours doesn't count in Virginia for the beach. Unknown 10:01 No not not let's just freshwater fishing and saltwater are gonna have a software license unless I go like on a charter boat Unknown 10:07 because they don't do a lifetime saltwater fishing. They Unknown 10:11 do lifetime everything you get lifetime 102 Unknown 10:14 I don't know what the one for like going to the national parks. But I know like if you go for the day, it's like $35 but if you go for if you get one for the year, it's like 50 If I'm gonna come at least twice Unknown 10:31 Yeah, that's a lot of them plays. They don't really make no sense for Unknown 10:33 like Skyline Drive or whatever the hell they do the same thing at Kings Dominion, right? It'd be like 99 for the day or tall season for 150 or something like that. Unknown 10:45 But the one spot that we're fishing at was legit, like I've been dropped by that forget your shot for I could actually walk over there. But we was able to actually just drive right up on Unknown 10:57 and they only ran you off a little they ran Unknown 10:59 us off the one spot which is right on the main road. Right Unknown 11:03 like you could be seen from the main road. Yeah, Unknown 11:05 like I can throw I can throw a rock at the main road ever wanted to. So you can rock the rock I didn't I didn't like the way I didn't like the way that I mean the first time we were at and we're way off to cut because when I call them a boy works there. He was like dude, I don't even know where you are. And I'm like you know Robert Blake blamed for you weren't that shall we good? So I knew it was going to run us off there. Unless Unknown 11:32 you say there happened to Unknown 11:35 because we don't went around that pond couple times. Fish one is active and we were understanding that we have free rein to go three or four pawns in in the air Unknown 11:44 which turned out to be incorrect. Unknown 11:49 That one is going to be an issue because the other one won't be just because of the fact that like there's a couple of divisions in the one division whose scene is there today wanted see us in the other two ponds because it's not in their division and I'm screaming over there not law enforcement, just people that work in this establishment. Some people were like on this side road and some of ours work on that side of road. We're kind of in the middle of the two roads. Unknown 12:18 So as if they care about what's going on in that pond. Unknown 12:22 That's what I'm screaming with to just this random old farmers that's out there minding your business you know, when you're when you're throwing fish back right from because I really want to focus on here. Do you see me just take pictures of fish kids and double back in the water like really? What the fuck am I doing? Out here? But I think I'm showing love these my farmers and we'll get them back. Unknown 12:39 You're nicer to the fish than they already you Unknown 12:43 think it's an insurance thing. If you're out here to my own pond and you fall in and drown, I Unknown 12:49 start carrying around my pocket that said if you find me you ain't responsible for sharing when I wake up, I'm not gonna bother you. Unknown 12:56 If you find me dead, passed out or passed out I did on my own. I manage how Unknown 13:02 laminated I wake up then I did it to a laminate sofa get rained on. If I'm laying there for a minute Unknown 13:09 and then get rained on found on road. Please call this number Unknown 13:14 and I won't see you Unknown 13:16 that's gonna work for you. Unknown 13:19 If it's a no they're gonna yell Bernie signed to Unknown 13:23 get it notarized several streaming. You know get it notarized. Everyone's had it on your Unknown 13:28 other say worldwide Unknown 13:33 gonna make sure your friends QR codes tattooed onto yourself that way like a PDF of your Exactly. The website like I guess this guy was associated with this fucking podcast or so. exempting them of all liability cleaned up to fancy usually Unknown 13:51 if there's a mess. Unknown 13:53 I know you're a real outdoorsman. Unknown 13:59 But, but yeah, but then there's another spot in there that's even hotter. Oh my lord is lashes how even Unknown 14:09 we got you got some plants I'm gonna go being there. Unknown 14:12 May have been there for sure. It's gonna be all night right here on Unknown 14:18 good for you too. I'm excited for you, man. You got fresh places to sneak around with fishing pole in there right. Well, I know how important it is to you. Clearly it's a very important thing to you like we were talking about. The other week if say if this fall was dating somebody, Erykah Badu if he got to Erykah Badu Percy, it would elevate him to such a degree that he wouldn't be able to like go fishing anymore because his brain would just be too advanced. And he was like fuck all that. You know, like Mike wants that advanced brain from Erykah Badu fussy he wants to elevate right? And did you units like fuck that noise? Like I mean, I ain't gonna want to be fishing. No more. I'm not interested. It's unacceptable. Exactly. That's not Unknown 15:04 a happy place to live live. Unknown 15:06 What's an elevation from loving fishing? How would you go to the next level Unknown 15:13 of having a lifetime fishing spot? Unknown 15:16 So So you got essentially Erykah Badu pussy would elevate you to the point of ownership over a plot of land that has multiple bodies of water on it. Unknown 15:31 See that right. Your own fishing spot, right. His own Unknown 15:36 fishing so you could be happy with just one. I don't know if that's possible with this guy. He talks about these pods. He stopped them on the side of the highway when he sees retention ponds. Unknown 15:47 That's part of the adventure. Unknown 15:51 Man, you gotta go where Unknown 15:52 the fish are See what I'm saying? Could you be added with just one spot if it was plentiful fish back. Unknown 15:58 Yeah. I said we'll go other places. You know, I mean, I was so efficient at once. But I Unknown 16:04 see Erykah Badu would provide you with a property with multiple fishing spots that no one ever bother you on yet you would still pack up into some brokedown car and drive to a place you're not allowed to go. Have your freedom right he's gonna risk his freedom to go put his line in another funny water. They can't lock you up for trespass nowadays. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they can do. Their lives man and that. I can't help but look good. Smell good just bothering people. It is bothering people, just bothering people. Now Unknown 16:42 sometimes they're petty like Unknown 16:46 that's all it is. Because that do end up getting assaulted you because we'd be out there swinging it over there awards legs. Full crazy fish out throw him right back. I told Tom and he's like no and my mind he may be thinking, I wonder how he does it. And I'm on I'm thinking cuz I live here. Since 1980. Fucking Bob you have a puckered up. Unknown 17:08 So do you think it is man who gives you shit? Because you're catching fish so so proficiently. Unknown 17:17 I think the other day was hatred. Because I'm not gonna lie. I do look Mexican at times. And I'm scooting by him in the boat. He was doing work. So he would probably think in his mind he could really use Mexican write that now because I was thinking if you can really use the best to write about that but if you do a lot of god damn hard work. No Buck raises. I bet there's one cross street said lead right outside right now drink goddamn coffee. You could probably help it was a disaster because Sam lemons right there but like right there right across the street across the street. But they're not prevalent like they are called ever over there that 711 I believe is kind of off the main road you really got to you got to be looking to go up into prevalent Unknown 17:56 How many times have you been caught by this person? Unknown 18:00 As was the first time now that's bullshit this person that WNS has been given Unknown 18:04 no this this was the this was the other guy. Okay, this is the one dude who when the giving that dude gave a shit when we were out there fish with him. I almost ran into on the boat because I was looking backwards driving forward. And Jay was looking all the way it was kind of like oh shit, can we just start to ship them like we've shot to shoot with them a couple times like what's up bro? catch anything Oh yeah. Nah so good. shoot like that. Like he's saying them off are so Unknown 18:29 you've had conversation conflicts with this super long but they still they still run up on you. Still? Yeah, Unknown 18:35 that's what I'm saying. Because he was mad because he is working. He needs them asking take care of work for me. He said dude, god damn so nobody really wants to work and Unknown 18:44 why didn't you wait for him? Unknown 18:46 Because he passed now became a me wrong. I was thinking in his mind. Damn, I could help my little bit like that. I really want to you're thinking in your mind in my mind to help him out and then he can be wrong. And it took him because I thought we was cool. Like I said, because we have prior conversations. Like we was aware that we was all cool. That was Ethan. Unknown 19:11 He takes that boat over there that's got all the fishing pole holders all over it, and then wonders why people think that he's out there trying to catch another Unknown 19:21 seven o'clock. I don't I don't eat fish. Unknown 19:30 You need to fly a flag that says not catch and release. There you go a flag that says catch and release. That's what you need. We'll have to make a GoFundMe go catch a release. Unknown 19:44 Yeah, definitely need to catch a release flag. Catch release only lasts just Unknown 19:54 don't need to have Mason's as you would. When he goes fishing with all his fucking rickety style out there looking like he's like he's trying to catch a living like you're trying to make a way to eat for himself and his children. Sometimes it's because you'd be out there wiling out Unknown 20:16 thing like the most we've had out was like 12 holes at one time Unknown 20:20 that is so that's Unknown 20:24 exactly in smacks of desperation. Like, here's here's the thing, right? Like, it's sort of like I go out. I'm trying to meet a girl right? Like, how many girls Am I trying to meet in one night? You're you're you want to catch every fish in the pond. When like, catch one fish at a time like if I if I pull it three girls at the same time at the same club. I can only stick my ticket in one. You know what I mean? Like you can only have your hooks sunk in one fish mouth at a time. So I would think maximum two lines. You know what I mean? Like yeah, Unknown 20:59 I would well to say just let's try one for a little while. See if it really if it Unknown 21:05 was never enough. It's never enough. Like isn't that the way you get your best interaction with the fish in the line and the rod and the the, you know, the atmosphere of the energy machine like I imagine that you're like Bill Nance out there which you fucking Tennessee had on both sides all prop been over and everything and your sunglasses and you're just sitting out there with one pole. It's more about covering water. Really? See but I don't know what you're addicted to is fishing with Unknown 21:33 you never have you never gonna have you fishing. To a pole. You're never gonna have all 12 volts at the same time. I mean, Unknown 21:41 there's probably ever had two or three hits at the same time chance. We've had two on Yeah, we've had double before. See but like Unknown 21:48 then you just put it down here in your in between your legs. And then you real one like this. Right? And then you have the other one up here in your arm over here like this. Is the real kind of like this. And I'm saying hands don't make Asperger. Unless it's a real big one. Then you gotta hold the one and real and delete them and first, let the big one just wear himself out and then you reel in the big one. It's like what they do with tuna fish and when they're soft, they lose the boat. Unknown 22:18 But I feel like you're like your addiction is something different from just fishing. There's a covering of water. That is so important to you. The spanning of space. It's like it's almost like you're taking stock of the lake. You're like how many fish we got in here, but I'm gonna catch every fish in this damn pond so I can only 27 Fish snack caught everyone. You know what I mean? That's sort of saying like he's tagging him mentally. Right? God Hector again. Always first kid fish. I can't shipping this here. Exactly. Let's go say hello to Juanita. My name isn't the next time she's about 150 yards strong. We're just gonna take a stroll right here with all 12 of these here fishing poles. You hear them all clinking, clack and and all that he's at the fishing pole making a mess. All the fishing poles 12 Right. I got 12 and he's here fishing poles. I got to try to carry these here out on time so we can go over here. Catch 109 It's only at the beach night see you don't you know you don't. You don't make any sort of clear consistent Unknown 23:31 statements. I'm probably fishing with Unknown 23:35 three maybe four. Still too much but a far cry from 12 Yeah, but if he goes out with four j goes out with four and they're sitting on a boat eight fishing lines off of it at the same damn time. And some guy that lives there's like, I know they're 17 fish in this pond because I fish irregular too. And these fools are gonna catch all 17 of them in about an hour and he sees you It thinks like you're gonna clean out his fucking fishes. He's worried about Hector. And you're sitting there and I might have Danny worried about you, man. I know. And after 15 years, Unknown 24:06 there's a more efficient Unknown 24:07 contact with these people. Unknown 24:09 You know? Yeah, be the local, the local fishermen guy. Hey, Unknown 24:12 can we stop letting me off? I'm just I'm not going anywhere. Number one, I'm not leaving town still covered regardless of what happens. Unknown 24:19 I figure out how to do that in a non aggressive way which I don't know if he's capable. Exactly. I talked to Unknown 24:25 a mediator if you know somebody dag on people around there. They come Unknown 24:27 to me correctly versus like they call me correct. I'll be Unknown 24:32 doing you a favor. Unknown 24:34 Are you on their land wherever Unknown 24:42 they supposedly I suppose I am now. But when I was when I was a kid, I could walk all around that spot no problem. Walk around that pond. I mean, even a teenager. No one ever seen a Unknown 24:57 man when I was a kid Unknown 0:00 Come on all right. I mean even a teenager, no one ever seen a man when I used to be able to walk up to Hooters girls and ask them all sorts of weird questions. You know what I mean? I can't do that now. I can't do that. Unknown 0:19 Well, that's different for trespass. To che, as a kid, you might well tell girls to go at Hooters she got nice identity and get away with a lot more than me as a grown ass man. Unknown 0:31 I wouldn't even say stuff like that. I just go up and ask a question. Have a conversation? You know, you're like, the ladies don't think you're weird when you're 14 and you're talking to him. But when you're 14 you're talking to her like this guy's fucking weird to having a conversation with me. Unknown 0:46 Because they're still 23 Unknown 0:48 Yeah to shake check out this fresh new Tresor Mason. I got a fresh sheet I should Unknown 1:04 just bullshit general. Unknown 1:07 Yeah, well, that's how you're fishing life always seems to be. But that's that's what I'm saying to you. I think what you're addicted to is the drama. You're addicted to the interaction with the people at the fishing holes that don't want you to be there. Yeah, you're addicted to you're like You're like Antifa you're like you're like I don't want to win the battle. Like you're you don't vote for you don't want to catch the fucking car. You're the dog chasing the car, but if you catch it, you're not going to know what to do with it. If these if you showed up and everybody and at every pod you ever went to was like, Hey, man, you catch anything. What do you use it? You know what I mean? Like you wouldn't you wouldn't even want to go back to these places. Like the fact that you you're standing your Rage Against the Machine. You're screaming into the abyss of the fishing world here in Northern Virginia. And like, that's what your appreciation that's what your addiction is based on has nothing to do with that. It's real. ripping through your fingers and being like, Oh man, I got a fish on the end of this. You're like no, I hear that. You know who heard that? That guy? Four to five yards away heard that. Yeah, it's that thrill of the of the fight with the patron of whatever said pod he may be upon Are you Unknown 2:19 done? Good. Hey, people dog and elastic. That's what you don't understand about it. Well, I like the first time. That was the first time I was actually like not, I guess fishing where I was supposed to be. But was comfortable with it. Like was like bet no one's gonna run up. On us man issues. This is amazing. And that's how I was and that's the second part and I was like, this this little sketchy mentality Unknown 2:49 would have about this and Unknown 2:51 if you liked no people, as you say, you would have stayed at the pond. There was no fucking stress. There's no beef here. Nobody's giving me shit. I'm here I'm able to Unknown 3:02 fish but you can't keep fishing the same pond all day long. Why not? Because eventually I'm gonna get tired of the ribs. Get live and stop eating. Don't sit Unknown 3:12 there wait Unknown 3:15 what the bait anymore using lips. Unknown 3:21 He doesn't know how to gently set the hook into the lip of the fish and then gently, Unknown 3:25 gently you may not have toured. Now have you ever gently stabbed yourself with a fish note that shit fucking hurts yourself Unknown 3:35 fully please. Unknown 3:37 Maybe these people are concerned about the fish and their their well being and I mean, we live in this kind of world today where people don't want to see Unknown 3:45 fucking assholes that are shooting off geese and shit like they're not supposed to be on the fucking touch shoot. live there forever. So Unknown 3:53 that's against the law I'm pretty sure Unknown 3:55 it gets a lot we shoot the geese don't kill them because of NAFTA fucking features and they're super aggressive. Unknown 4:06 And they have big ass green turds. They leave everywhere. Unknown 4:09 Our main office got tagged. Unknown 4:12 You almost got attacked. Last couple of weeks. It is fresh. It is freshly traumatized. Unknown 4:20 I don't remember when this the last one was we were on the boat. And when the wind blew through the shore, and I heard Jay told me Oh shoot. We got back up. We got an officer quack Unknown 4:29 Max Unknown 4:34 god damn over there on his kids by like six feet from Jay he got Pat like and Ray buses as I got lined up with the trolling motor and shit three poles all over the place. I'm like fuck brown Buck. Buck back here. And Unknown 4:47 she's not prepared like in Shaw's you'd be the fisherman out of a job to go in and get the boat all we got out of that was Unknown 4:55 the wind was fucking crucial man. That was it on Sunday. That was it was last week. That was last week was that last week that might have been last week or the week before? Definitely a Sunday somewhat Unknown 5:06 recent. And then loaded a flock of geese and then Unknown 5:09 just one I just want one mother Mother Goose on her eggs. Oh yeah, he was upset. They get real upset. Yeah, they didn't I almost got tagged. So what was their hay market? Unknown 5:20 He got bit Alma whipped Unknown 5:22 to shut up on my pole. He really Yeah, he goes he gonna take that railroad side of the fucking head. I don't know if he's gonna get a quack on me. Unknown 5:30 Though once you become a there's two Unknown 5:31 of them. But this time there was two of them. I walked up on one he was she was on the NASS she got her last slide over to the left. sides over there bullshit. Mighty ducking just takes off at me fucking flapping fuck harm on air bucket grazing across the board and how they like they land they like do this. This or that mobile stupidly at least 25 feet away. This motherfucker really coming I'm like, Well, step up. I'm putting my right foot back a little bit because I'm fair. I'm gonna have to put the Jesus out. Coming right good. It's gonna come up at me and I belong breaks off this book and I'm gonna leave for the white people call the cops on me here. Right and Linda right here looking at this shit right now. And then did some of our school makes a little left Go and wait and then the automobile coming out my did MMA fight right here. So I'm like Alright, y'all motherfuckers I gotta just mosey on over videos. They was coming Hi. That first time ever seen Unknown 6:38 ship? Mosey Did you run Unknown 6:40 that point? Not NASA I couldn't run I was in the thick of ship there was no running bro. As get caught up on everything. Well, my downfall on hell is if I have a hoodie on and sitting I go through these Briars which is usually material gets caught up in something if I ain't paying attention. A couple of wet glasses just sitting there trying to get up on out there not knowing that I'm really connected until it's too late. It's like sounds vain Butch got a hold of me man. God damn but somebody else Marburger. Unknown 7:12 You're fishing life sounds dangerous dude. No walk in the park. Man fun. Well, that's true, but you seem to make it more difficult for yourself from what I hear well, because I analyze it. Unknown 7:25 Not every pond is a look. There's there's water right here. Unknown 7:32 See that? Like? I don't know, I guess I don't know. I'm not clearly not as addicted to the aspects of the fishing life that you are is but I can toss a line and hang out for 10 minutes. All right, well, I won't need to fish again for another 15 years. You know what I mean? You Unknown 7:49 got problems you got problems when I spot ponds and out of state that I'm that I need to fish it like this I see on the road trip to that game fish here because I'm not only have my pole or Unknown 8:00 I was gonna say do you research if you're legally allowed to fish at these places before you go to you just show up? And your your lifetime licenses for Virginia and not whatever state these other pilots might be in. So you're just what's the kind of fine Are you gonna have to deal with it? Would you be arrested? First of all, Unknown 8:18 our license is usually worn a warning. Yeah. Hi. All right. On let's do wants to be an asshole. Like, unless like if he'd caught you a couple of times. The first time. Usually the first time it's just a warning. Usually, cop wants to be the worst. Unknown 8:34 What happens to the second third time because you go back to these places multiple times, right? I guess they could suspend Yeah, I don't think you can get like Unknown 8:45 a estimate or non like effort, Unknown 8:47 basically, to drive home Unknown 8:48 from fishing without like, yeah, fish and wildlife. That should just be a course of penance, I would think Yeah, yeah. And I think they could do anything past that and I'm blocked up as to Chris Rock for driving too. Slow. Yeah, maybe. Maybe I don't know. Unknown 9:02 I mean, I would I would really find it interesting to know just how much legal trouble you can actually get in on the grand scale. If they're like, it's that goddamn G unit again. He's a phenomenal fucking pond again, like, you know, like a real problem. You can't just get them to go away. Unknown 9:20 I put an APB out on the East Coast Unknown 9:22 right I'm up here in all the all the gas stations. All the Power Rangers are visible Parker near to water called us. No. All right. All the park Unknown 9:29 rangers have your picture all the parks and recs and believe up and down the East Coast. And you don't have to try to Oh, Unknown 9:39 man if I go back to shave day whenever and even though Well, that's true. Because a lot of my pharmacy machine at work when I had when I didn't have hair, they're like God damn, who's that guy? Oh my goodness. Unknown 9:53 Well, man hair special thing for you dude. Running around here looking like a madman or whatever. You Unknown 9:59 can see your people. I hope you well. Unknown 10:01 I mean, technically we got a video going on right now we actually have a man actually have this video might drop mirando neither Moran that's all I got. Unknown 10:24 That's it. Maybe we maybe I might be sick far though. Unknown 10:27 I hit the water again. Unknown 10:28 Maybe just born with it. Maybe it's mainly Unknown 10:32 because I believe he's born with Unknown 10:39 mega right. Mega. Mega. Unknown 10:41 They don't do other things. Unknown 10:42 I don't think just based off Unknown 10:48 well, I mean you're the lady representative for say right now you would be the only one that's going to know if it is or isn't makeup. But I don't wear a lot of makeup. I appreciate that. I like a lady that doesn't wear a lot of makeup. That's around baby. That's what I'm talking about. A bunch of fake faces. Unknown 11:08 Check. I want to rock makeup. If I was ugly. I would just have to be ugly. Unknown 11:11 Sir. There you go. Well, I mean, apparently a lot of ladies be thinking that they can like paint themselves into not being ugly. I Unknown 11:21 think don't get all dolled up got a good coat of paint on the look like now Unknown 11:24 have you seen some of these like transformations? Unknown 11:28 That stuff on Instagram and I think it's just videos from tick tock for real basketball. Where this chick she's missing her teeth and they do a whole makeup tutorial with her makeup. They put some new teeth in and it's beautiful. It's amazing. The difference as well. That's awesome. That's great to meet you started seeing like too much makeup on just there's a reason it Unknown 11:50 just carries makeup wipes with you so yeah, just Unknown 11:55 like that wipes off his his lips in like normal face people pain. Remember when we spoke Vicki Vale and he starts wiping his face off. The sound is so much better since the JR has a cough but like it's like the past address likes gonna get one it's such a good investment. It's gonna be called a laugh but and I choose cough safe easy look at you over there man. This investment we made on the show was Digi units cough button. That would have been the most obnoxious three or four minutes with the show. Unknown 12:43 It took him a minute to get you season. Unknown 12:46 He's gotten good though. He really he hits it like 95% of the time. You are now no that's his cop but I can't do that. That's all it look out Unknown 13:02 for you that is more professional than I think I've ever seen you. Unknown 13:07 It is the most professional thing professionally. Like he grasps the whole point of he starts coughing I watched his left hand reach for that cough but he lines and it's great. I'm really very very pleased. with it. Because he doesn't stop smoking. He finally stopped and he puts out the bowl immediately Unknown 13:52 it's getting sunny out. Unknown 13:53 It is it's getting nice these days. Unknown 13:57 Fucking degrees Unknown 13:58 but it's sunny for spring his hair and red buds are Scarlet. Oh man. I Unknown 14:02 was warming up take shit out wind and get Unknown 14:06 That's right. This is this is an interesting technical first episode for video being that it's the first time that this house has been well lit that some lights lit up but like there's a lot of natural light work and right now very pleased with Unknown 14:23 our house ready for the festival. Unknown 14:26 Oh house yeah. Oh my god. Oh, no, lady. Unknown 14:33 Yes, my daughter's birthday that weekend. Unknown 14:37 That's okay. Well, happy birthday to your daughter Unknown 14:40 this year. Unknown 14:41 We're gonna be pretty deep though. That's got it. Good number of us. Unknown 14:46 It might include me early sponsorship people to watch my kids set up. Unknown 15:00 Well then, come on, get your ticket, then you're there. I'm there. I'm Unknown 15:04 like round numbers. It just got two weeks or like a little bit less than two weeks. Yeah, but Unknown 15:08 the early entries are there when they're gone. You're gonna be standing in line for a minute. That's cool, which can be entertaining. The first year I went Mike and I were standing next to his ratchet ass girl. It was really really amusing to me. Really. I was super fucking amused. She was like missing teeth. And it was it was a it was a show man Unknown 15:23 was still alive last time. I didn't take that long. Unknown 15:28 But being able early, I went in early and it was fucking cool. I had seen like everything before anybody even got in there. It was so cool. Unknown 15:36 I saw that Safina have been at some type of like New York legislature just getting some stuff down. Unknown 15:43 Yeah, they're kicking ass at the National cannabis party. For NCP hashtag shout out to them Shona Safina Redman. They're gonna be up here. I don't know, I reached out to email but haven't heard back. They've been busy with legislation and shit. So I don't know. I don't think they're gonna be there. But we'll see. Unknown 16:07 Yeah. When I went down to Virginia Beach that one week and I wanted to go link up with her, but I didn't catch up with her. But she says she was you know, down there at that time. Unknown 16:20 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's where her home bases Unknown 16:24 something like that, like Hampton. Yeah. Unknown 16:29 Yeah. They're cool. Rabbits skydive in a ship. Very interesting group of people to be Unknown 16:38 Oh, that went outdoor. He goes Unknown 16:41 outdoors but he practices in the indoor. Like Wesley Snipes in that one movie. Unknown 16:48 He's on tense on Unknown 16:50 Reddit? I think so. I've been like, helping out at my job with some stuff for videos that they're doing with Tik Tok but I don't want Tik Tok. Like I don't want it on my phone. Like it's it's too much. It's a bridge too far for me. But apparently it's like a really fucking popular thing. So there's a part of me it wants to be able to promote the podcast on there. But I'm like, I think like I'm gonna have to stick with all the other platforms. ticked up just freaks me the fuck out. It doesn't it doesn't sit well. Very, very freaks me out Unknown 17:23 is a very freaky thing. I used to have it until like, they just started demanding you like create a profile and attach your name to all these then I was like, I don't want to be attached to any. Because once you start watching videos on there, and you like something and they start sending you more of that thing right here seems like it got to a point where like, I was like, in some days when they were doing the George Floyd talks with like, every time it got to be this thing where they would only send me people police beaten on people and I'm like, I can't watch the videos more than like 16 times a day before like Unknown 18:03 yeah, that's what I'm talking about. There's a negativity factor to it. On top of the fact that it's like some serious Chinese Communist Party is like a major investor in everything in China. You can't have a company in China without the Chinese Communist Party. Having like a 51% stake. So like, whatever whatever's coming through Tik Tok. It's probably Chinese. Like, like, Mind Control shit. That's all that Unknown 18:30 are out there. But you know, I did see something that said that you know, like the Chinese and they're like, young people who are on tick tock, the Tick Tock set they it's totally different than ours. It's different. It's like productive shit. It's like, it's like that yeah, you're like this makes you smarter and it's a part of all that stuff and then all the shit that we're on like the US is like dumb shit like dancing around and pulling pranks and like stupid shit, you know, awarded for that Unknown 19:03 kind of stuff over there. They get rewarded for you know innovating things and stuff. And what if you were trying to fuck up another country? Exactly. What would you make them value to reward? Unknown 19:12 Like, check it out in class? Unknown 19:15 All the violence videos. Unknown 19:19 Yeah, man. You gotta you gotta beat them psychologically. And we're losing in that war, that's for sure. Unknown 19:25 I mean, but they're all the same Facebook. I'm on the bandwidth. You see all the Tick Tock videos on ramp or YouTube anything Unknown 19:35 that's why I got that lonely shit. And I literally just try to use social media to promote the podcast and that's like the extent as much as possible. Speaking of which, may say a friend show Instagram account has officially tied and lots of grown and sexy account for followers. So I didn't know if that might have happened. has happened. Hopefully we'll pass it keep it sweet. That was that was like my experiment as like I'm gonna open this up just to see how it goes. And it immediately jumped out to like 150 follower lead on us and I'm like, hey, there wouldn't ever catch all that shits interesting, but it's also problematic. I think it's bad for the brain. Yeah, for sure. Because like, I don't want to Twitter to like, try to like promote the podcast. And sometimes I find myself reading some stuff and I'm like, Man, you also have negative shit out here and on Twitter. Yeah, Unknown 20:26 tick tock and Twitter both. Now with that said, I can't keep up with it. I don't need to know everybody's thought Unknown 20:33 well, on the Twitter thing, I can think they're having the thought and the Twitter thing is bad for that. But people do ask for podcast recommendations on there. So I go on there and like, link up the podcast for people's requests. And that seems to be helping. So I'm sure Unknown 20:47 it's not designed to be the worst thing in the world. When it comes to ends up being the worst Unknown 20:51 thing Twitter's not designed for it but I believe tick tock okay. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. So Unknown 21:05 anyway, I think we're gonna wrap this episode Mason friends show up with a little I don't know, do you want to have any? You want to let us know and your units are listening. I don't know. Viggo you got to request your resident expert on library you want it is Unknown 21:29 the number one fan but oh my gosh, so many. I can't remember what the bro code one was about. Like I went to NASA's Junior superstar Unknown 21:40 I was hired to one check into my one boy went up and said I want puts a couple of kids in here right now. Unknown 21:45 I got I got broke code let me I got broke code will run broken fuck Unknown 21:48 the whole night. She had to leave after that. Surprisingly enough. Shocking. Are you with that guy? asked. I go on Sunday. I got a kid you don't have her. Well, Unknown 22:02 ladies and gentlemen. So thank you so much for listening. Don't forget to be nice people that look like you and be nice people that don't look like you. Don't be a dick. Unknown 22:11 Mike was a little bit by little bit. Ladies and gentlemen. That's right. Unknown 22:15 Yeah, protect your energy guys. Protect your neck. Unknown 22:22 Anyway. Stay free out there y'all don't forget we love you very much and Facebook with you? Go. 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I got a I got a 50 guards on every bucket wrapped us with physical play sports and by conduct any models like all of them are fighting shit. Bring it back. 110 Yeah, this is wack. Like What? What? The guy Kodak got a pool is called on Holonet the girl sees a nice little specimen. Violet a Mylar bag and moisty little whacker I've seen myself and like a wallet with the fucking credit cards and multiplicand cash cleared a bank account by itself nice father like a burka makes the greatest thing sexy though Chris. Here's a present to you and in our favor. Oh my god next time I'm going out in and out CDs but today will hone in. Got some free flex track do you represent in rack bath studio? Oh Marga back to the bucket store when the book like The gakko showed it's all about what's the name yada yada yada yada Yes, like I said, I'm fucking three kids, right? And I said, Oh my God. What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? You'd have a double game. Oh my god damn now she fucking leave. disgraced. Doing the dirty, dirty like little school who are fucking six. backstreet bot alley sitting on the garbage can feel it dirty like a dirty a lot of shit crazy bad luck Good luck Chris fair like fucking up anybody that had any bucket thing to do with it? Yes sir. What you want Pomona? What? What is almost like a beast like to try and kick me out to fuck studio but ain't leaving a gray shoe in the middle of fucking video one buck straight in the coffee here got to buck and PJs on out and went to Walmart Labs got me some breakfast out fucking public. What y'all looking at me like that to you and I came out of duty. I was speaking what's that gonna be? Oh my god. We gotta get some other fucker shout out. Duty. Oh, yes, they're on the motherfucking East. But a mountain Yes, sir. Living motherfucking dream the fucking dream. Yes. Yes. Yes. What the fuck Adele fuck be up the other bucket night like a fucking city you bought in to say how did you see the guy could ran a story right at him. He said it's not cool. That's it. Exactly. Then we get my dad and I fell to the ground I said oh my god I'm the designated driver got hurt. He drinks out of hell. It's been $140 in how to edit designate a driver ticket 30 drinks. You should be up I think I had like seven pairs of six Cokes. Coke was strictly a day because I will fucking drive them so I won't drink Creek oughta make us get into no fluff stuff because I don't want them by the fucking police looking at me saying can you stand out in the street? It's fucking cold. I'm getting out the mother fucking Daddy will come rolling up kiss my ass. Let me put her down a road I'm of age and bucket reform referred to him down the road fascinated and the naughty book and flow master start off straight downhill. Demon still and I'm already accelerating about 16 Mama vegan air even fucked up I bet you got to run 14 but straight through the woods. Up picks up for my Yes sir. yesterday. She was running Unknown 27:26 I can run it again. Let me still stop and his mother Transcribed by https://otter.ai