00:00:00:00 - 00:01:02:03 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, for the 798th time, it is the Mason and Friends show featuring that dude called Jew, a.k.a. Algebra RINO. What Abby had just as well as that dude called Mike, a.k.a. that motherfucker was dressed like Chef last episode. The Me I am Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and Friend show who works hard. And everybody was good out there today. 00:01:02:05 - 00:01:19:05 Unknown Now, first off, I got to let you know, we may or may not have a from the Pink Fox stop by this episode trying to get him on the Zoom call. But you know how things go sometimes schedules don't quite line up. People got things going on, all sorts of stuff, because I couldn't have been able to do the difficulties. 00:01:19:05 - 00:01:38:24 Unknown We are ready to. We are on the verge. So he may or may not show up. So I can't guarantee another another other than another stellar episode of The Amazing, the friendships that Mason and Fringe were on board to really ship. Ladies and gentlemen, you never know what. Sure. We go ahead and what season we don't get into. 00:01:38:26 - 00:02:01:26 Unknown We best believe this ship is arrived. And we're glad to have you with us. Appreciate every last one of y'all. yeah. This being fair, isn't it? I feel like we just assembled this event as. Yeah, we just assembled. Yeah. You figured it out. The of you guys. I noted Marvel's my shit all day. Obviously, bro, you all boss and Marvel. 00:02:01:28 - 00:02:41:20 Unknown I lost my bet you made two grand haymaker. And you, you're missing my education a lot. I need it. How did you. How many balls was this house is a six. There was a four. I did a file and then I did six leg like I did the same five leg. But I just added something else. I did five leg on the Chiefs like Mahomes down to touchdown Chiefs get the first ten and the big the big bet hard wise was that both team would get a touchdown near field goal both halves and which I didn't have and got you your there to do my job and they we they have parlay Fridays like these 00:02:41:20 - 00:03:02:20 Unknown motherfuckers get together and try to figure out what to parlay going to be and see who who you know what's the best way to go to young And that works with me man that's my fucking head like was it like a 20? No, a 14. God damn, They correlate, man. Like it would have paid him $30. Yeah, that's ridiculous. 00:03:02:22 - 00:03:22:25 Unknown Yeah. Like I say, that shit that five leg or that six leg was like 26,000 or something like that. But I'm like, You wouldn't want 13 hard. I'll try to tell you, young man. I'm like, Boy, you do it too much, man. You have too much for me, man. You all got, man. You can't tell these young is nothing unless it to go to. 00:03:22:25 - 00:03:39:21 Unknown You can pick 14 pretty much go to use, but I'm going to pay out on that. You got to have an eye and you got to have some shit. That's probably going to happen. At least one or two of things. No, I mean, like football, you got to and score and and shit like that to get a big net. 00:03:39:21 - 00:03:55:25 Unknown And it just it was excellent to me to hear them all talking about this shit, cause I'm like, Yo, that y'all doing too much? That would be a headache for me, right? When I used to gamble on this shit, man, we had a bookie. That album coming out of school, my shoes, paper, council and a motherfucker. Asian. Do you like Squire? 00:03:55:25 - 00:04:14:04 Unknown You know what I mean? Like we did. We did High lows. They bring us a car and he beat the high load game. He either beat high load game. You went, bought a point spread. And what was it? It was a point spread and then winner. So you can do it by the spread or who won And you had two different ways to bet. 00:04:14:04 - 00:04:36:03 Unknown And then you you had to do a minimum of seven. Like if you won your bet, you got seven times the amount you put in. So it would go all the way up to like, I think 32. So whatever. You bet you knew how you wanted to bet it. If you want to be like, God, I got my seven or if you bet 32 you won 32 times the amount of money you put in. 00:04:36:06 - 00:05:00:16 Unknown Like I think the biggest shit, I won was like 1400 on a fucking Monday, man. I was happy. You shouldn't see the booking come in with envelopes, because you bet you turn you paperwork into the cast to hand it off to him. You won. He come in the building. What? We're actually hanging envelope in another paper. You know, you want to bet this week you're not much more than several times. 00:05:00:17 - 00:05:16:01 Unknown Several times that they got all this other extra shit. And that is crazy. Yeah, it's all digitized, man. They're trying to get over on you. Do it again. Over on a Jew. They got over our. You know, I'm not getting in on it. They send me, man, These motherfuckers, man. When they came out, they started sending me shit in the mail. 00:05:16:07 - 00:05:32:23 Unknown yeah. They try to get everybody friend, dude, dude, It is all over my Joe Rogan ads now. It's everywhere. Every time I listen to something on Spotify, it's like, Hey, don't forget, if we've got an ad on Spotify, you want to get on So many of these motherfuckers out here don't, man. So many different one gambling apps, you know, to me. 00:05:32:25 - 00:05:50:28 Unknown And I'm like, Brian, got time for that, man. Let's just keep it simple. What we have the simplicity, my like the game where we're, you know, you, you want more fuckers like in the gamble. But I don't I don't I'm not really gambling like I work with my fighters. I've got an hour to nothing. Hey, I, I spent 15 bucks there. 00:05:50:28 - 00:06:09:06 Unknown I mean, yeah, I mean, that ain't bad, but I think I want 11 out of my 15 today. Dude, I used to work with $4 a day. This motherfucker, I mean, 301. Can see. He said, Man, I know he's. How much you think I lost did this weekend as our neighbor, baby hunter. He's at 357. The why? Look, I don't care parents. 00:06:09:06 - 00:06:26:15 Unknown They lost more to man this one dude I like, man. He be been thousands of screaming like houses all week. I can't be about that life and then be happy, Daddy one But I'm like, yo, how much did you fucking lose to get that win? Like, I know a dude that was addicted to scratch off, man. This motherfucker fuck I shit you not Scotsman. 00:06:26:15 - 00:06:43:02 Unknown Fuck. You two came in to work one day, had a big scratch on the $30 ticket once, had a bunch of them in his hand like a fan fan in. And so. Tom Ball. Yeah, man, I want I said, man, one of those. He goes to losing tickets. I said, okay, how much did you win? He said, Man, I won nine, honey. 00:06:43:02 - 00:07:01:09 Unknown I said, okay. How much the tickets add up to man to get that 900? Because I guarantee in your hand right now you got about $600 were fucking scratch off tickets in your hand that you waved around like a fucking idiot, you know. He was like, man, you know, I spent a lot, but you got to spend a lot to win. 00:07:01:09 - 00:07:21:03 Unknown Like, I'm like, Nah, that's that's a fucked up way of thinking, bro. Now that that's ask the fuck that never told me. Get off of do you? Got to find a lucky ticket is not like a business where you got to spend money to make money. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Like all this grandchild show, Like, in order for me to make money with porno, I don't have to pay some bitch to have sex with me. 00:07:21:03 - 00:07:38:04 Unknown You have to make a video, right? You'll have to pay some bitch to come on camera. Have sex with me and let me come on her face and then I'm going to be like, All right, let me put this video out. Come face one. Yeah, whatever the fuck we want. Doing. Yeah, you've got to be. Seriously, do this. 00:07:38:04 - 00:08:21:07 Unknown Don't be asking me a series. Whatever I'm doing. Porno was gonna be a series, but like, you know, a series of five till 807. You might as well going off for five years. Friday is next Friday is another. Friday is. Here we go. Friday after they come face Friday league Friday Friday over Friday on top of Friday on top of fucking Friday Friday come face day one come face day 69 come face day 157 depends man of I'm making money on these companies videos now I'm saying this is like no vacation because they it all has to be considered but seen prior to shooting it up after time because like after year past, like 20 00:08:21:07 - 00:08:47:15 Unknown Sky, S.F. 121 you know how to be right now I'm with you abbreviations. At some point come face gets old after 69 times maga we go come face up to 69 After that I'm 60 see 7071. I'm with you, bro. Yeah. How to a liberty. We got to cut it off. But, you know, like, I've been looking into things, man. 00:08:47:15 - 00:09:02:04 Unknown I'm trying to figure stuff out, you know? I mean, I'm always I'm always, like, looking into it. So what I think I'm going to do is I'm definitely going to exotica this year, but I think I'm a cop. Like the cheap ticket for Friday. I'm going to go that the most expensive ticket for Saturday and I'm I do the podcast on Sunday. 00:09:02:06 - 00:09:14:27 Unknown You know what I mean? Because they got a three day ticket and I'm trying to figure out what the fuck I'm trying to do because I'm like, I want to go. I definitely want to go. Like after work on Friday. Yeah. And I definitely want to go all day on Saturday because Julian is going all day on Saturday. 00:09:14:27 - 00:09:34:15 Unknown I know that my man Mike Bryan going on now, Saturday, cause you know, I can do the Saturday and you could probably get money involved. We might be able to get fucked in the boat and or somebody can do that Saturday because I'm that Saturday after that, I can just leave. We go straight to the hotel for the fucking Christmas party, which is now we want another day. 00:09:34:17 - 00:09:53:16 Unknown It's the first weekend in Sweden, but I need to know the Christmas parties that we got lined up because we got to do. I got to. You got to one day, you know, I mean, but once I figure all that out, they're not going to wrap it all. Because either way, I can go from there to wherever the party that's going to be the second same or second person. 00:09:53:18 - 00:10:12:05 Unknown Yeah, that's what we just said. We missed all that. Yeah. My first weekend of December, baby, all day porno style, trying to get up in the business, you know what I'm saying? Wow. How did I do that? What do you do? I hit a sound and I didn't even touch my computer. My. That's my setup. I thought you actually hit. 00:10:12:05 - 00:10:31:09 Unknown There you go. I see you sit there. Sit down over there. I must hate it here. I don't know, man. I'm trying to understand things, man. I don't understand much. You know what I mean? I like you, too. Can we try to release the video before Thanksgiving? I'm sure we can get it done before this. I'm trying to do for the Expo. 00:10:31:12 - 00:10:51:07 Unknown I might have to do one more shoot with you, but I'm going to see what I've got, what to get done, how it. Maybe it'll need a little more elaboration or not. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Like we should definitely get that video out soon. Yeah, because I'm like, Man, if we get some traction going before we hit the expo and woke up in there with the fucking the finger shirt, the soccer shirts. 00:10:51:23 - 00:11:11:10 Unknown man. shit. Yeah. I need to make the soccer shirts happen, dude. Yeah, the soccer shirt with the pink and a chocolate strawberry chocolate ice cream on the fingertips. I think I'll get our shirts. And then you put the shirts on the website for people to give. But I'll get us ours. Yeah, I'll get that done. Yeah, I'll get us ours. 00:11:11:10 - 00:11:27:25 Unknown And then you just make the shirts for the video drop in the air. Yep. Makes them have a little bit we coming up with plans which is we be like, like out in front of things a little bit nowadays. Like. Yeah, yeah. It'd be a good campaign when we were back then. Well it's like there's a little bit of like, I'm going to make a bit of a plan. 00:11:27:25 - 00:11:40:24 Unknown Let me try to put this together. Like I'm really happy with the way the impulse thing worked out. Yeah, You know, I got my audio sounded right. I'm telling you, Mike, your microphone is dog due to. Yeah, the one I use it, whatever you use. So let's see. I think you got to give me that one to take home. 00:11:40:24 - 00:12:00:29 Unknown But see, here's the thing. What I think it is, I think it's also why I was using because with this the USB I had Yeah. Because this has the interface and I have, I have an interface and I have a mic with this one. Yeah. I think. I think your problem was the USB. Yeah. I think if you have your face and you're running your mic through you, you will see that Mike's coming in that mike or one of those AKG is on it. 00:12:00:29 - 00:12:20:20 Unknown He'll be gone. Yeah I got, I got a mike Mike coming and a whole nother interface that might come in around Christmas. So yeah, sorry ladies and gentlemen, for the audio quality comparison issues. But you know, it's a rickety ship, motherfucker. We're getting there. Hey, hey, hey. We ain't got the holes and leaks like we used to. We got some creaks and cracks every once in a while, but we can put them together. 00:12:20:23 - 00:12:42:05 Unknown That's a whole lot more reasonable. Wise. We got to better understand and do. Once was our Christmas party. We got over. I got to figure out came some saying the same day man we got I got one that's going to fall We can after So kids is the weekend after that. So yeah. Okay so then hers is the one before I have to leave there and go straight to the hotel, which is probably right down the road. 00:12:42:06 - 00:12:59:12 Unknown Yeah, they just told me to say I'm here right. Yeah. I'm in the same exact. Yeah. I go from one to another event. Boom, boom. Yeah. And another year to another year or two we'll get to Mason and Fresh Show crew together. They have a whole fucking shop and separate out that base. What is that like? yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, Yay! 00:12:59:12 - 00:13:20:03 Unknown Car, Pull out. There's a car train out there. yeah. yeah. Dude, I'm definitely driving myself to the exotica. Yeah, I don't know, because I'm not Get that loud, like, long term, big time, expensive. Ask ticket for Saturday. I'm gonna be going the after parties is shit. Who knows, man. How do we get my chatter bait for you don't even know how to make a poor man date. 00:13:20:03 - 00:13:41:01 Unknown I'm trying to make sure I get the end of the year. I got to head straight out the horns. Oral, you know. plural. 8:00 shooting 1130. Hey, bro, why not? Roma, are you going to be able to do it again here? We're drinking water all day long. All day long. I'll cover that target because I. Look, I have a drinkable pineapple juice and water. 00:13:41:01 - 00:13:59:06 Unknown I'm ready to go. Na, na na. What's going on, girl? You know what? I kind of want to do that later. So for now, you know what I kind of want to do is, like, bring in chicks that I think I'm attractive and be like, What do you like to do in a set? Because, you know, all these fucking porno videos are just like real fucking like the kind of dirt baggy around your back. 00:13:59:06 - 00:14:14:10 Unknown Let me fuck your face really hard. Like, I'm not really into that kind of shit. I think I want to bring in porn chicks and be like, What are you into? What makes you come hard? You know what I mean? Like having an interview session. But what do you like to do? And then, okay, well, we could try to do that thing and, like, go with what the ladies like. 00:14:14:17 - 00:14:33:16 Unknown Yeah, because, like, you know, like the average cocktail concept is like, this is how you got to get down with your bitches. Yeah, I mean, let me show you how to fuck your girlfriend. You know what I'm saying? Like, y'all need to quit trippin. Like you can be Lexi to steal. You ain't like you to steal my fucking none of us are like, so, like, this is. 00:14:33:18 - 00:14:54:15 Unknown This is disrespect. Fix you for real. Like, let me show you how these bitches can get down on some real shit. Real And make sure this bitch some real dick, but not the industry. Big Craig Industry. Dick But I get you. We're going to be right, right, right. I'll give you bitches a real big like I'll be watching. 00:14:54:16 - 00:15:08:22 Unknown I'll be actually I haven't been watching anything but like as I scroll through, like the thing on the exotica that we were looking at, it was all kinds of random just started falling and rolling through juke joint. There's all kind of random dudes on the inside, everything too. And I'm like, one of these dudes. I look better than that dude. 00:15:08:25 - 00:15:24:27 Unknown Like, I ain't even, like, I don't even know, like, what a hot guy is versus not a hot guy per say. But when I was going into that exact shit, had to do something like That guy looks better than me. The other half, I'm like, I do better than that, dude. I know I do. Yeah. He's doing out here with the pointy elbows and a six pack. 00:15:24:27 - 00:15:42:21 Unknown I'm like, I don't look that good. But then there's these other clowns, and I'm like, I got that dude beat looking like comic book guy saying, Comic book guy from Simpsons, Do a porno, bro. I can do porno, man. If all that curly hair motherfucker. The guy is in jail right now. Old school. Ron Jeremy, Iran. He's still in jail. 00:15:42:22 - 00:16:00:04 Unknown Yeah, but he's still locked up. Yeah, and that race was simple. I was supposed to write. She told me. She said it wasn't his actual figure. I think he got here to serve 14 years. I think the gay rights. And I think there's a lot of rough shit going on in porn these days. And like, consent for rough shit is really fucking crazy. 00:16:00:04 - 00:16:17:06 Unknown That's why I'm like, Yeah, I'ma do average cocktails and I'm all for these bitches, how they want to get fucked. It's going to be in a motherfucking video like, Hey, so, you know, going to be like the interview session. Yeah, I'm a sit down. It's regular sex because that's all I'm having is just wranglers, sex and violence and ain't even regular. 00:16:17:08 - 00:16:32:20 Unknown What do you want? I'm one of those. It's. What do you want, girl? How do you. What? You want me to slap you in the face to call you a whore that's violent? I can do that. Well, see, she's going to have to literally say, I want you slap in the face and call me fucking for that right now. 00:16:32:27 - 00:16:48:29 Unknown But see, they have a contract. Let's see. How bout watched? What's that shit? Life after porn. Like they got, like, three versions. Volumes. I'm on Netflix. They're fucking the because were like, here you go, you go in the game, you sell them. You know I'm about this, I'm about that. But you know, you get paid on what you're willing to do. 00:16:49:01 - 00:17:06:18 Unknown And I'm like, okay, that does make sense. Like if a bitch is willing to fucking get all her hoes violated, she'll be the most. Yeah, yeah. If this bitch is like, no, I just want to do dog and badge only badge only. I want you fucking my mouth and I want you fucking my ass. You ain't gonna get paid as much as Suzy over here is getting her hoes blowing the fuck out. 00:17:06:18 - 00:17:27:15 Unknown Yeah, for sure. You know, that's good. Like maybe you made on the effort about maybe there's a market for people to watch porn. That's what the chick wants to do. There's a lady almost sort of saying there's a lane out there, right? That lane. That lane eight taken up. You know what I'm saying? Because everybody's lane is like, I'm a fuck this bitch this way. 00:17:27:17 - 00:17:50:15 Unknown But that was the title there, Fuck you. Up goes, you heard of that? Fuck, yeah. Well, great. Like I'm a step mama. Yeah, Daddy's here with my step mom. Yeah. Step daughter walks in on day. No. Yeah, there's no step born and in perfect, no fucking sense with all that shit. Like, man, just know what happened to the milk man coming by, you know, gender, sex and that porn going on every street. 00:17:50:16 - 00:18:20:25 Unknown No dirty sex. No dirty sex. No dirty, dirty. That's right. We don't fuck our sisters. And imperfect in there too. You not getting stuck in a washing machine. And I know. Stop porn. Yeah. Yeah. No respect for doing stuff. Porn it imperfect entertainment. It's not happening. I'm doing like this chick likes this, so I'm going to do that to her on camera and she's going to come like crazy and you're going to be like, wow, Damn well get em off that bitch come the way she works out here, right, sweetheart? 00:18:20:25 - 00:18:46:28 Unknown How do you how do you like your shit done, right? Like half the. Holy shit. Wait a minute. Hey, yo, yo. 67 five S.O.S. F 75. Half. The point is, he's got 75, right? He's right, He's right. Half the point is doing it how they want it done. Because, like, it's right. You don't understand. If you have sex with a woman and do it the way she wants to have it done and she's going to have sex with you again. 00:18:46:28 - 00:19:02:20 Unknown Yeah, exactly. If you do it, how you want to do it. And anyhow, she wants to do it and your she might, but she's going to enjoy. She wants to come right. Yeah. It's a whole different album right. Yeah. Like she's trying to figure out how she can convince you to fuck her, how she likes to get paid. 00:19:02:20 - 00:19:18:02 Unknown Now, she might give you two tries. I was the first popular guy, and maybe he just wasn't listening. Well, you know, they had that in a way. Well, you know, the way the whole ification of the nation has gone. Like, you got to do what? You got to go in your. Off the bat. Right off the bat. He got good at the game first. 00:19:18:02 - 00:19:36:27 Unknown Go Right, Right. You got to break out all your funny tricks and shit. So you got to break out of all the fucking techniques of shit as well. Fuck bad is what do outside these? I may try hard this chick. May I see what she work? What? I said. Look, man, just just say fucking cut the meat potatoes out of the the cut off of the fucking on the sides of shit. 00:19:37:04 - 00:19:53:23 Unknown Go straight to me. Whatever I look. Sorry. I'm trying to guilt you. You physically obviously tried the she pulled the trigger. You made my dick hard. So let's see what we can do, because that's what you get to fuck out the gate like you too old now to be trying to figure out who. Who, who's this? Who's now getting the fuck out the gate? 00:19:53:23 - 00:20:11:09 Unknown Fuck on the first day. Fuck on the first day EBIT you fuck on the first day you get it on the way you like. You know what I might be able to fuck about again? I'm not fucking that again, but that's a whole lot of time saved, right? Yeah, that's on the first day. That's like people that get married and they don't. 00:20:11:10 - 00:20:33:16 Unknown They won't wait till after you get married. Fuck library. You got to start going do that. Don't understand how sex even works. They don't understand the concept of, like, being with somebody for a little bit of time or being with somebody for a long, long time. And like, if you can't figure out how to work something out for somebody, like, what do you even bother? 00:20:33:16 - 00:21:12:01 Unknown I don't know. Them people maybe. Dave Man, I would like mad. You mean Flat Earth? No, no, that's like getting pussy. You know, we got a holy cow back in the day, man, that we used to fuck with hard. Somebody like Janet m Dave. How many Jenny and Dave Dave got Jenny. Dave was a little for the, you know, mean little for she was for somebody at the party man who in the in the better job with the green sit in the hat was wearing a hat wherever you know that that first and way we're running again okay okay what we need to be running for fucking bubblegum head. 00:21:12:01 - 00:21:31:28 Unknown Yeah. Okay. Early for like fucking that was our day, man. His name was good. People's little day was cool. That's what we fought with. Baby die babies come over. But I was always struck with because I'd ask him stupid shit because I'm like, You made you fucking roll with us. So I asked him this question one day and it fucked me up because his answer fucked me up. 00:21:32:01 - 00:21:55:18 Unknown I'll say, You're Dave. I said, Man, have you ever, ever a your motherfucking life? Have you ever seen a big floppy dog dick? Right? Just random shit that just came out of right? Floppy donkey dick. So this one fucking looks at me. He goes, I know, but hey, my puppy is this big. And I'm like, What? wait a minute, hold on. 00:21:55:18 - 00:22:16:17 Unknown We went over there, but he took it there. Yeah, he fucked me. Yeah. Sounds like you're fucking funny, man. We fucked with Dave. Ha! But he married man. Jason. Really? I think. Dave Garson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he got a woman in kids. Yeah. I mean, 42. I mean, he, you know, he was already here. He was older than me, and I was already young. 00:22:16:18 - 00:22:45:24 Unknown He's older than Buffalo, but he's got. He's 43. 44. Well, look, man, most motherfuckers figured out by the forties at a loss. Dave. Dave was this just scrawny Forest Gump being these guys with a big old black chick guarantee. He hung out with Skinny. You know, I guarantee you that he went to Big Black Girl. Yeah, that's like DJ Pooh and fucking road trip I pointer. 00:22:45:26 - 00:23:12:27 Unknown Yeah, that's exactly how he was built. Deejay Boom, man Yeah, yeah. Like you like combining, like, multiple videos, like movies and other shit. Like, you liked, like, that's the dude that made Warped that trip. Yeah, yeah. Hustle Flow. Also bang that big girl. Yeah. In road trip. See that was destined like he plays the roles that he actually fruit fly he said dude he's really got several like that that guy look at him He's gay. 00:23:12:27 - 00:23:37:21 Unknown He was I'm bringing him back. He's on stage at the frat party. Yeah. NBC. Yeah, he's a frat party. Fucking. The fact you're getting it from there, too. I get that. So because he was were fresh to that bus, he was on that motherfucking bus smoking a cigaret. Just life was great to see him making it out. You see, corncob wasn't bad at all. 00:23:37:29 - 00:23:58:00 Unknown I don't know, bro. You got to wash off crockpot. I heard his bad at house for Thanksgiving. What did you say? Do you like Dutch oven? First he Manang lactation or whatever to him. Grandma. Thank you all. Good Lord. Here she was right through that monologue. I'm around here on a while. Roll her big ass up to fuck you. 00:23:58:02 - 00:24:24:28 Unknown All right, now back to fucking Exotica and McCollum. I'll move in there. Yeah, that's him. That's too much, bro. Crackpot pussy is one thing. Like I'm about control of a lot of styles of a JJ, but, like, you got the main frame on it, and I got my extra mike when a girl wears her panties on her fucking top roll her first roll and not her hips. 00:24:25:00 - 00:24:45:24 Unknown I'm not fucking that girl back there, you know? I mean, I know you all. I want to see Bend over. I mean, you got all day. You got all day, dude. That girl, I don't know if she can bend over. I'm sure she does on a video position. Let me tell you what. A triangle pillow so you can be bent over while I bang. 00:24:45:24 - 00:25:08:07 Unknown You're unable to hold your ass up. she can hold it up. She. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're going to take a sandwich. She got throw them off the back is a professional. Exactly. She got to go right back on that monkey. Yeah, because you're going to be okay. Margaret. Margaret fucking with you. You go back up here. 00:25:08:07 - 00:25:27:12 Unknown Wait a minute. Hold on. Let me see. Dude, you ain't doing nothing but reinforce. You were doing nothing but reinforce thigh gap and air ventilation and all that shit for me, bro. I like a little bit of fresh air on the bridge before I'm involved with it. Not running down my fucking bed, like roasting in on its own. 00:25:27:14 - 00:25:50:22 Unknown Blowing in right now. Super flat flip flop at all that, man. But it ain't my splash at the food flap. I knew you had a stomach distress watch before you came here. We called it a food bank. Therefore, live up there? A little bit of it. Yeah. We know this. And we know you got a stomach, girl. We know you don't give a damn her. 00:25:50:24 - 00:26:13:09 Unknown You mean some lemons? Come in. I hope you get me a girl with your big pooper. No. Put my meeting up and come here with your food for a limited throw. Some opinion. He was mean for, like arms. I got the meats right over there. Let me get that not air fryer pussy like that's not air fryer pussy trout. 00:26:13:11 - 00:26:34:10 Unknown That's classic deep fried pussy. Like my way. There ain't no air in that. My like, really straight off I need air fried pussy so I need my pussy and fried right I need I'm opening an air fryer freshly wash now I'm saying like I've been with a couple of big girls. Like I said last episode, I've been there, done that. 00:26:34:13 - 00:26:54:24 Unknown But man, if I got two options, bro, I'm taking air fried pussy over fucking deep fried now, what I'm saying? But yeah, you said you made a pussy go bust. Look, look Very well. See? Look, I'll make a policy. I think it's also because of our shapes, our body facades. Why me? A little tiny bitch. I feel that I'm a breaker, which I probably will. 00:26:54:24 - 00:27:10:00 Unknown Obviously, you're like, I'd like to bang chicks that are about the size of your leg and you like to bang sex in a couple of years. Yeah. Yeah. Because I need to be able to know that I can find a way to work with a lot of angles in between that. But, you know, some of us have our threshold. 00:27:10:04 - 00:27:29:26 Unknown It's like, you know, I got to be able to grow to think of men I've grown to think before and make a screaming of my other saying our yeah, they're just you making me feel uncomfortable. You know what I my experience with the big woman is like, Yo, all right, yeah, let's do this. I yeah, we, we, NASA, we work it together. 00:27:29:26 - 00:27:50:12 Unknown Let's make this happen. It's kind of like, you know, things work certain ways, right? Like when I had my five blazer, I didn't drive it through the walking trail. Yeah, because I didn't rely on it to be able to make it to the woods and the snow. But when I bought my new jeep, yeah, it was a little bit skinnier and I just brand new. 00:27:50:12 - 00:28:04:13 Unknown I drove it to the walking trail all the time. No problem. And take it. Ran out into the snow and all that shit because it was built for that. But you can't take the vet. Yeah, take five. Wasn't built for that. The vet ain't built for that. A lot of people all depends on where you end with right. 00:28:04:14 - 00:28:23:08 Unknown Shit. What are you trying to do? Where you at with what I like. I had this one tiny girl holler at me and I was afraid for her. I'm like, Look, sweetheart, I'm Archie. me too. But you don't want this. You have to do what I'm trying to tell you. You don't want this. I'm sorry. This is gonna work out for you, Cheryl. 00:28:23:11 - 00:28:42:04 Unknown I go, Fuck it. Here you go. And she shut it down. Now she. She can get the fuck I came here, bitch. Yeah. Now you got this. I'm going to get mine. Right. But that's not. She can't daily that. That's what I'm saying. That girl can't daily. That's what I'm saying. Like I need some back. You have to. 00:28:42:04 - 00:29:03:15 Unknown Bayley, you need a bitch. We get work immediately. We're going to get married and more like. Yeah, yeah. I like that term right there. We're going to use that to make that music and we're telling you how many images of not where to plug out. Man. look at you all broke down and shit. Tired later to be looking at you like, Yeah, I'm so worn out. 00:29:03:15 - 00:29:21:23 Unknown Go find somebody else. No, no, no. I need a bitch to get work with this on a daily basis. I had this one she gals one time and she got up and ran her shit was still shaking as she went down and, like, laying by the doorframe and might be okay. Hey, we get you up, I'll pick you up, put you back on the bed. 00:29:21:23 - 00:29:40:12 Unknown But I know I came. You know what? She goes, You're fucked up right now. Next day. And she's still looking at me like I didn't. That was. No, you need to leave. Okay? But you have right to be here, right? I came for you. You told me to come here. This is what I mean, right? You told me to do that. 00:29:40:16 - 00:29:55:23 Unknown Don't get mad at me for doing what you asked me to do. If we didn't do this shit that you told me, I got to go like, bitch. Can I at least get a break? It just like you can't stick it in here anymore. You can't call me that name anymore. Wait, Why? You asked me to call you name when you told me where you wanted it. 00:29:55:25 - 00:30:17:09 Unknown And I did. I did what you asked me to do. Collect 200 hours. You got there real fast. I'll go directly to jail. Puts you in jail. Not fuck you. I'm. It puts you addict in jail. Better. Yeah, but like I said, I love all women. No matter, I fuck. Well, it's just. I know the certain loves can handle certain shit. 00:30:18:20 - 00:30:35:25 Unknown Like a magic mirror. Let it get you to where I mean, like. But you need a certain kind of magic. Yeah. She had to be bottom gon be a thick, big ass out of that bottom. Heavy. Right? Right. She's got to be a thick ass. Yeah. You can't handle. No, like, like playing or whatever. Maybe would be as a lady. 00:30:35:28 - 00:30:55:15 Unknown Most, most little women mentioned women with cancer, so. Yeah, but, man, that's why they can't do shit, right? That's why they got to lean. Like they got to climb over a fucking little tiny fence, you know what I'm saying? That's what they. They got to like, all hands on in my legs own and shit is too much ass, right? 00:30:55:22 - 00:31:12:26 Unknown No, that's right. They get to climb a certain kind of way there, but you can still pick them up. So them right on it, That's playing blocks, right? I'm putting the fucking circle playing in a circle. But certain ones, like I need a girl to take on the part. I'm down with the midget. I'm down with a midget chick. 00:31:12:26 - 00:31:29:07 Unknown Like, if I'm doing imperfect porn, I want a future and I'm working. Want a midget? She's going to be the kind of midget, though, that can get herself up there. I was like, I wanted to pick you up and put you on. Now pointed at you, like, Here, watch us. Come on, give here. No, I mean, Scooby, get over here. 00:31:29:10 - 00:31:47:24 Unknown Grab on to more giggling. Get over here. Put yourself in this in this hoist. And we got to how you want from this engine hoist and I'll bang you get the straps on. Here, let me hold. You all right? Nah, nah, nah. I need a midget chick making, like, maneuver and hop around and do things and not be over. 00:31:47:24 - 00:32:11:07 Unknown I need you to pick me up and put you on Na. That's the whole day. What happens? You can maneuver. We what? no. See, because this coming from, it's like. I don't know, bro. This man wanted to pick her upside bam. And that's all, you know, he definitely upside down his midget. Yeah, exactly. That's a standard six and I know everything about and not really that a driver, but 34 and a half. 00:32:11:08 - 00:32:37:22 Unknown You better sit down 69 when you said better than 69, that's what a midget 69 and you got to lay down, let her climb on and do whatever however she can get it, because this doesn't get physicality to do this that is like not attainable. You don't need the plus the torso to fuck you. This is why I need a pole dancing chick. 00:32:37:29 - 00:32:59:06 Unknown This is why I need one of these skinny ass pole dancing girls that are short. It don't matter to me, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm working with that better than I am. Like a disproportionate midget that has, like, issues with her fucking limbs and shit is about 37 inches from from my dick to my mouth. So tell me to be like 40, 48. 00:32:59:09 - 00:33:22:25 Unknown So her torso needs to be 25 to 30 inches there somewhere running body that's four feet is working, workable I think a stretch down to do get her to mount bands contact in the mouth to fucking pain you got to get that down right three folks got a question and boy I think there's enough gap there You know they might be on it but you got to be like a span from there. 00:33:22:25 - 00:33:53:01 Unknown There she got to stretch you. What you need is a lot of not you need a lot of pillows, bro. You got to put a lot of pillows behind your head and like, you know, like lean. And so if they end up you standing up, right? Yeah. Because you have to get a stand up. 69, man. We're trying to do the whole time he causes midget Cindy lay down on next our next shot you know right on that figure laid out on the back where I got bad heels and I gave you just doing all this. 00:33:53:02 - 00:34:16:09 Unknown You know, she could make. She had that rights, but she hit she would that got gook right You're more forgive me go on button would be trouble to crack that to watch out for you to tombstone hard drive that best you do shit yeah that undertaking her ass I'm going to put a pillar down on the ground. Hey, baby, just come back this in case I drop you in your big ass head. 00:34:16:09 - 00:35:01:25 Unknown You can land on his palace. It was hard to factory. Fuck you. Tell me the fate of their down the middle. And I don't care where you me, brother 36 I can do on my shoulder. Good day. Me Right, right, right. Make it And they get my me I got on my shoulder. They got to me This is ridiculous, right? 00:35:01:29 - 00:35:36:16 Unknown Sorry about like I would have been in on a show. I go to stubborn sanity. Come on. Just the fact that you call her. What you call, I call my midget sending like, the the way that you portray that, the way that you just speak today, even on a four inch. Is that right there? No word. Bravo to me as I watch from Mommy, Daddy. 00:35:36:19 - 00:36:31:12 Unknown Well, I'm older. Anger. Okay. Holding that bitch outside my back in the air company say loans the vocals were godly never begging me to address. I believed they never ever made it illegal. Okay. Nobody say this is mommy shit. Here, go, my kid. I mean, I'm not an idiot having. we make a big love figure. Well, they got a little hard man to do. 00:36:31:18 - 00:37:25:18 Unknown They make it look like they're doing what you today. you know, maybe the big time someone has to for your momma. Yeah, I mean, I can imagine animated girl. You really do know how to make music like that. Those. I don't know. That's your truly on a microphone and we could spin that nothing but let's just over please after don't know no presentation no hesitation No not written just Britain. 00:37:25:20 - 00:37:42:16 Unknown Yeah that do don't write he never wrote He didn't do Jay-Z all that All right my shit man I just think about it man I get in there and just let it fly. You know what I'm saying? I bet you thinking about what I'm trying to do. And we're coming in with a whole concept and everything, and then I get mad. 00:37:42:16 - 00:38:06:04 Unknown Forget that shit. But I let it fly. Now. Yeah. Do you really do you forget your your top like, especially what was that was the more than eight of them. You never we never had a guy anywhere. We never got it down. It never got anywhere. Rotates. Right. Another the program you know you probably have a song if you put all of them together. 00:38:06:06 - 00:38:33:03 Unknown I can't sit here and come all the way. There's no way if I don't have a half of them anymore anyways. But it's a lot of fucking bullshit. I was original one. Original shit right there. He said there's a lot of fucking bullshit. that was a lot. Because couple that was around, you know? I mean, I'm under where I'm going to tell you, like, I don't fucking care. 00:38:33:06 - 00:38:54:04 Unknown I'm going out and you see me and my homeboy driving really loud in the park and her cane is raining. Yeah, because it's a bit of a shadow from my wife, Evelyn. When I first saw this one, I took the sledgehammer to the fucking telephone pole. And part of like you told, the more you want to focus more with my want to fuck me? 00:38:54:04 - 00:39:14:28 Unknown Hey, did want to fuck that? That does mine. I would have fucked his mom, but his mom wasn't for me. And that ain't your fault, dude. I'm the father but offered him a drink because it was sharing a beer for me. I'm like, This is a great story. You were like, You ordered. You were the guy doing what the guy is supposed to do regardless if the guy is going to fuck these bitches or not like they're for y'all. 00:39:15:00 - 00:39:36:15 Unknown I'm a by you bitches for drinks because your is splitting a miller lite, especially beer drinking that if y'all are out there drinking what what's what what do they all tequila if you're alone my killer shots or something you know 12 hours peace and being on the ball game. You know me, dude, if I was you, I said I said, Look, waitress, come over here, all right? 00:39:36:17 - 00:39:51:06 Unknown I want you to bring these bitches a six pack, one of them buckets, six in it. Yeah. Bring them bitches out. These six practice, four of them. Get them going. What I'm gonna do for you is I'm a pay you of pay. Well, I'm gonna give you a nice tip. Have a nice day, brainy bitches. A six pack. 00:39:51:06 - 00:40:08:26 Unknown Other than that, I ain't sweat and I ain't going involved any more than that. But like, you know, out of, out of like, swooped in and dropped a six pack on them and then. Then the mother still want to wanted to fuck me, you know what I'm saying? Like, see same position. Yeah, exactly. The little girls day. There was a time tribal areas like shot in the butt, drinking a fucking beer bottle that should grow around. 00:40:08:26 - 00:40:29:15 Unknown Me, too. Yeah, but see, here's the thing, though. My thing is, this motherfucker told me his bitches came and said, Hey, man, I'm trying to fuck your mom. She walked out. That boy dramatizes what I want for my bar. Well, you're fucking Bubba. Calm down, Jody. Yeah, Yeah. That's how, you know, move in and kick me out of my house. 00:40:29:18 - 00:40:45:11 Unknown And it was going to lakes. I was like, Say, you going back to are you going to work for you? Even if a power comes out? My shit, I just run home, you know, I got no shit and exactly where you going to lay on a park in the middle of the lakes, Just walking around our parks and blocks away. 00:40:45:13 - 00:41:06:28 Unknown So, you know, my car was. I'm like, Sonia, I'm talking, you know, park here, walk to yards and meet your mama's house, trying to door both of them. I know when the gentleman with that said, Hey, let's move for a while, we're going to we're going to have to bring this episode of the mansion and Friend to a close. 00:41:07:12 - 00:41:31:02 Unknown yeah. Don't forget to listen to old episodes as a new episode. Let's hear subscribe, tell you people's story. You know, holler at you, boy. Yeah, yeah. yeah. I keep forgetting to bring it in here, but if you want a copy of A Brave New World, now that we're in a dystopian future, you can read about the future we live in in a book that's like, 70 or 80 years old. 00:41:31:02 - 00:41:57:26 Unknown It's crazy. Yeah, but she had similar addresses. Shit, I woke you up, or I got these books. I got stacks of other books that should be giving away books now. I'm saying because books like. Like My Down Man with eight books, we're all about this fundamental mental. It really is, man. This shit is. And what would your mind get out of the fucking bullshit of the social media and get some books of your life, especially classics I got this brave new world. 00:41:57:26 - 00:42:22:00 Unknown Aldous Huxley Dog I 1984. Coming soon I'm had that Fahrenheit book really more. You have to let your imagination take control re revamp it, restart Kickstarter Kickstarter let your imagination think again. Here we go. Wake yourself up. But ladies and gentlemen, with that said, we're not bringing this episode of the mainstream French hotel clothes. We'd like to remind you to be nice people that look like you be nice people and don't look like you. 00:42:22:00 - 00:42:37:17 Unknown Don't be a little bit for our little boys like you gentlemen. Keep moving forward. That's right. Keep grinding on the things that you're trying to get done, because that is how things get done. We believe in you. That's right. Don't forget, we love you very much. Love ya. We wish you nothing but the best. All day, every day. 00:42:37:17 - 00:42:47:03 Unknown And peace be with you. Go peace.