Unknown 0:09 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason friends show featuring that dude caledl Ju aka el joopa-Reno as well as El transporte, aka el zooMarino as well as the pharmacist as well as Lady T aka miss tee. I’m Mason, These are my friends. Welcome to the Mason and Friends Show. Unknown 0:51 y'all what's good man? I thought this was like 80 records but then that became in and what it's up to. It's not stripes. It's not your stripe. Unknown 1:05 It's not stripes. Unknown 1:08 Now it's not I don't know if you guys are gonna get it at all. It's Ernest goes camp. No. It's less obscure than Ernest goes to camp. Unknown 1:16 Is that the only hint we get? Unknown 1:18 Monty Python. Y'all got to step your game up, man. You seem to Brandon's gonna be disappointed in you if you don't know nothing about British humor. But Piper pythons King Arthur steam from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Well, I haven't seen it and which is very lacking the music. Yeah, I've seen it like once or twice in my life. I feel like I've heard this used in other movies. But it is. It's claiming itself as Monty Python and King Arthur steam for Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It definitely sounds like that like when they're like riding their fake horses. across the countryside and shit. This is the kind of music they got in the background. For real. Unknown 2:02 It sounds like Monster Hunter on Xbox. Okay actually stabbing a dancer in the face Unknown 2:12 pharmacists got Khalid Sheikh sweetheart, okay. Your man you unit play you his birthday. message from me? No. Player the best message me? Oh, no, Unknown 2:28 she didn't pay me anything. Okay. Unknown 2:30 Did you see him in the message? Did you say play this for the pharmacist? Yeah, Unknown 2:37 dang it. Come on. Boom. Unknown 2:41 That's that comprehension again. Oh, his Unknown 2:43 birthday. Did you get him? Box chicken? Unknown 2:48 Oh, yeah, that's right. Somebody the rofa or somebody's chicken or something about Unknown 2:51 the fryer. She should have got chicken for your birthday. Unknown 2:55 Now I bought him a bright pink safety shirt. Or okay. This golf. Oh, yeah, she bought him a lot of fried chicken. Unknown 3:06 So let me ask you this. Are you big enough on the disc golf circuit? No, I've Unknown 3:10 never played this when Unknown 3:11 you say a lot about a candle in a sandwich or something. Unknown 3:24 An understanding what a birthday message is coming. Remember somebody hears from instructions or be in a sandwich or a role in some say get to get to grow food Chicken with a roll and put a candle that mile from your perfect candle. Unknown 3:41 It's not a license, whatever the idea. Unknown 3:44 I think I gave you a pretty good yeah. They gave you like four out of the five things we asked for them. I didn't give you the fried Unknown 3:53 fried chicken is like something you can get him for special occasions. I sort of saying that you could just be like Hey babe, I got you some fried chicken because you know this much ammaji weakness just Jumanji style. Dramatic square is gonna be Unknown 4:07 acid serum fried chicken within you know, every Unknown 4:11 bottle. Okay, so you're literally referencing Jumanji from the modern Jumanji? Yeah, obviously they're seeing updated Unknown 4:18 and updated John Wayne The Rock Johnson and Kevin Hart and all Unknown 4:22 bipoc Bro Kuzma downfalls that sounds like it's probably fucking with me this week. Hello motherfucker. He gets you Brown. He kept me locked up in my shoulder and told me to move and she like I can fucking move and hold harmless dangling waiver right who is doing great things by she told Unknown 4:43 me Hold on. Hold on. I gotta reposition this motherfucker reposition or he can all snuggled in and get me locked up and go. Like you rip the hair. You already got me in a damn. Puppy like is couldn't move. You know because you know just put my shoulder moves in so many directions. Unknown 5:01 No backing up. They'll rotate and my arms are dangling. Unknown 5:06 Like I do something I'm like well god damn I mean you say Mark said Go usually and then do shit but you just get to position everything like it all the time a cradle get get almost full nails and tomorrow Unknown 5:16 I gotta do is lock you know I mean they say go. I mean you know what? He's mad because the boy was literally given him that you know I'm the captain I lesson he was doing Unknown 5:29 all the tension totally makes sense. And that kid there for car ride home. Unknown 5:34 And I was out of that hole bro. I'm Unknown 5:36 trying to say you don't know Unknown 5:37 what we fight for. So why would you kick your boy and not if I had to restart on now doing if he got more if he got me like this, that's it flex enough but I'm flexing but in a flex position. He like this though. Okay, so he's like, alright, I wrapped up. This isn't all this is an audio only thing. Even though we can see each other with Mike on the zoom. So like, what you're explaining is that you are on the floor on your bag with your arm that is like up in there. If you were trying to scratch your back. Like when you when you do to kiss the elbow. You flex you to kiss your bicep, okay, okay. You were patting yourself on the back. One of these Unknown 6:23 so he had you in kind of like a crawlspace chicken wing, half Nelson kind of Unknown 6:35 position then Amy lock me and then he's like, Alright, go. Unknown 6:38 Go. Where have I went? Like really? What am I gonna do? You can't move on. You know, you ain't fail. It's no more. Exactly. Unknown 6:45 In a dire situation. I'm not gonna be like alright, let's pause. So you can get into positions like get your get your punches. Looking at you ready? Ready to start slinging? Unknown 6:56 This has disturbed Unknown 6:57 exactly seven years ago this never would have gone down. You get kicked out of that which shoulder would have been alright, you didn't get it. You didn't get out of it. There was a lot of variables. Well, one Mark Zuckerberg was back. Home I will start breaking start kicked out it was a tightness no captain. Unknown 7:16 He was Unknown 7:19 too much cap knows the data you Unknown 7:21 had just arm wrestle me though. Did you know he gets you? He got me. Oh wow. I like I appreciate your video. It wasn't fast. It wasn't fast. Unknown 7:35 You can watch this face fall at two different points. Like he doesn't think it's happening almost to the table and he's like, victory spreads across the space. He turned and he just hovered Unknown 7:48 over the turn over the top. It has a little jab over top because he didn't he didn't lock it down because you were wrapping your fingers around your thumb make you can't do that. Unknown 7:59 That's not allowed the boy let me with the boy let you in. That way he could let Unknown 8:05 me just do it for about two hours. Domain as Marsha was done. I can't feel my heart. Right the board knew he smoked weakness in the water as well come on, out. We'll be ready. It's gonna be cold too. Unknown 8:31 I'm gonna be ready to pounce on the model by reaching out to bring the rain shade. Even when that sounds a Unknown 8:40 little bit of panic audio only he's Unknown 8:44 pretty sure what you're Unknown 8:45 seeing his little drop of sweat. Lord see what had happened let's review the variable Unknown 9:05 he didn't want after he went after dad. He coming after me Max. I Unknown 9:08 know I'm on the list. I'm telling you man. I'm gonna keep telling everyone to hit you in the face every time I get the opportunity to tell him to hit you in the face. You know son hit that man right there in the face. Hey, go do shit. seven on the list. He's gonna put all that weight into you with a shower behind the whole thing. Can't you square the chin and you're gonna sit the fuck down. And you know that you could get up and have a good old fight if you want it. But that's not what you want. So you just gonna sit down and be proud of exactly you're gonna be like oh shoot, but you might compete my ass like that's how you that's how you characterize it up like I think I could probably still beat your ass but you put a you put a hell of a hit in there boy I might have to take big twice for I tried to fight which now he you will show up as a very new chess player. Now you know what's gonna happen when you have a real fight? You got to go handle in the streets. You just show up and be like, Yo, what's up? I made a boy here. I need a boy to come with me help me to handle the ship. Because I know that you can't come help you and handle because yeah, you got to shoulders for it. You know what I'm saying? He got it. He got to have to get one good shot in the shoulder going Unknown 10:11 I don't know I did pretty good show man I did pretty good. Unknown 10:19 Adam Sandler you know in a in a Billy Madison you must change the way I'm a little Parker's an arm. That should guys I shouldn't have Sabatini because I think it'll be on TV or something. One day, but your arm is hurt now more from playing dodgeball with seven year olds. Right Unknown 10:34 now not really. Sure it is. Too bad after Unknown 10:43 all to jump in. We was dunking we was Yokan trampoline Unknown 10:46 trampoline dunk and that's because you got a dribbling going. Unknown 10:49 When I'm saying the next day, I might not feel good doing it then. But I mean, the next day, I'm still moving everything Unknown 10:53 so you didn't need it, which was the other day. I think you didn't feel it today was yesterday. Okay, okay. Yeah, that was yesterday. So yeah. Unknown 11:01 It's all coming back to me. Now. Unknown 11:02 It's all coming back. I started to remember these things here a little bit. Unknown 11:05 I do remember I was a little upset day busters up there in North Hill pa we're not having a fucking Ninja Turtles. What the fuck is wrong with you should always had a four player Ninja Turtles arcade if you advertise an arcade? Unknown 11:18 No that was that. NASA's that's what they've been busted for player Unknown 11:25 went up down the old school one Yeah, two to four players. Oh Unknown 11:30 yes. We would have motherfuck out me and my kids wore that fucking machine out. Like Yamaha was behind me in line gang getting on it ain't happening. Unknown 11:41 I had the Mara card up Unknown 11:42 there but it was always people in mo just like stand there and jump on seat Unknown 11:47 to sit down with a wheel Mario Kart Arcade system. It has like to sit down and just like sit down you move the chair back and forth and you have to wheel the wheel gas brake pedal. Yeah, gas right here. Oh wow. That's cool. Unknown 12:00 Yeah, thanks. So five players. So you could be racing like five people. Unknown 12:06 And you're shooting all the mushrooms in the stars and all that. Unknown 12:09 They had this little axe throwing thing too, which was pretty cool. which I'm doing right. That's my next project. Unknown 12:14 Oh, that's what you're gonna do. That's good for your shoulder omega that makes a lot of sense. You start throwing axes Unknown 12:19 to help him out with his left. Arm ready. Unknown 12:23 He needs all the help with that non tech arm that he can get. I was struggling to write annadelle Unknown 12:27 Because I was doing this Unknown 12:32 but you do have to pick up your shoulder enough to get it at that nine Unknown 12:35 got the all the dumps it like that they want to kiss the axe and do all the sex on open in your stabilization with your arm while holding an axe. I'm pretty sure it's got something to do with that shoulder and that rotator cuff tip muscle right in the front. But your kick muscle I mean he's like a pro wrestler. You ever you hear hear stories about like the Undertaker, right like the undertaker was on Joe Rogan. And he's like, Yeah, my eye socket had disconnected. You know what I'm saying? Like he had to like, do some business firepower, what's a hatchet way or an issue, man? Don't hurt yourself? Unknown 13:12 Yeah, so it depends. It depends Unknown 13:15 on the actual code plan before your arm falls off. You've broken GI Joe we see look. You got like the movement wisdom. Yeah, exactly. Well, we got to get video going on this show at some point. That's like I'm guessing better I don't want to be able to say and if you want to see what the Julian is doing right now you can tune into us on blah blah blah. Steve is already picturing the new house these my hair was blowing through Unknown 13:41 with the new ones don't know yet. Unknown 13:45 Well, that's that's my point. Like the true fans likes big Steve. Big Steve knows what to do. Man chops right the light breeze go my hair just flowing back. You know just chucking the shit out of an axe blade or something like that's what we're gonna do when we get video going just flying in the air in the summertime when it's hot. I'm gonna put the fan on you so your hair is blowing while we're doing the show. Oh, you know what I'm saying? So we need Unknown 14:08 to say ain't gonna be able to stop staring at itself. Right? Unknown 14:11 I had to put a mirror up or some somehow not another. He's got to Unknown 14:16 put a mirror up there and emerges like Unknown 14:17 angled former or Unknown 14:21 you need a moving mirror. A mirror that moves around is on your back and I think I made a fatal mistake but Unknown 14:28 having like Smith attached to my shoulder like a shoulder harness. Yeah Unknown 14:31 needs to be attached Unknown 14:31 to your lip shoulder. Unknown 14:33 That's right. Wrong. Unknown 14:35 Two shoulders man y'all nail realize I got two shows even Unknown 14:38 though one broker got no but what you don't realize is when you put all that work into that other shoulder that was gonna break too because everything's all out of whack. Yes. Unknown 14:45 How good how good is lefty right now? Let's find out. Unknown 14:49 I mean, there's a bit of luck the Unknown 14:53 200% but not too much coordination with her but she 100% right and he says something that's proud. But it's right give them Unknown 15:00 isn't giving. That's just this year Unknown 15:03 left arm is ready to do something right right there but I don't know if I'll be able to make it do what I needed to do when it's time for it to do Unknown 15:09 more stamina anyways, because my big arm is definitely a little bit more bigger than my big remote ship because it'll be putting on big arm Craig lacking Unknown 15:19 but you would think that your deck arm would have been strong enough to handle whatever kind of foolishness you pulled but then again, over shoulder to the situation we're told. You told us that you picked up what you thought was a four and it turned out to be a seven or some such and put it on your shoulder and crack that pitch. Oh Unknown 15:33 the pipe. Unknown 15:34 Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was a lot of there was some some having a neck see, but like how long ago that happened to you. Oh, that happened that one too long ago. That was in the year. Well, Unknown 15:43 I still don't understand why you're not like seeing a specialist like look, I hate doctors. I don't like there's a couple of doctors out here that would catch a real bad one if I ran into him in the street. But like, you need a doctor and not just like one for your brain to slow Unknown 15:59 down. Shut down. Unknown 16:02 I need a real I need a real Kobe doctor. Right? You need a guy that's gonna look at your shoulder but like hold on. Let's let's have you move in a bunch of ways and answer a bunch of questions and take a picture for me a bunch of different ways. I'm gonna hold something and then I'm going to help you get to a point where it's better maybe they got to open you up and reconnect so they're gonna do all I see you having something disconnected in your shoulder like weird, Unknown 16:25 right? Again, students probably the view Unknown 16:29 exactly here too. I got some hurry that's trying to come together. That should have been like your shoulders fused into itself. Unknown 16:35 Yeah, or like a couple a couple episodes back back. Unknown 16:40 I ain't got no like Unknown 16:42 fluids representing the cartilage muscles. So because I think I can move this back. Around and this dog action in here that you know probably normal people can't do that. Unknown 16:53 Does actually crunch every once in a while nine Unknown 16:56 or net yet Unknown 16:59 rotated far to make. Unknown 17:01 He has the both the symptoms of a torn rotator cuff and a separated shoulder and he's like yeah, that sounds right. Unknown 17:11 It can be the both of them. He's coming together as one that's what I'm saying. You've got it all as one problem that's connected like David Well, it should just be a Papa separate sore just be shippi A Mel Gibson twin Unknown 17:23 angles with a referee. Unknown 17:25 Shoulders but made that weird. Look at Bob's shoulders growing out of your own Unknown 17:32 compartment bucking shoulder we're just starting to do grip and just start talking to me. Dis so foul man like, hey, look, you know there was what's his Unknown 17:41 name in many black to Johnny Knoxville had that low for this quarter. And Unknown 17:46 he's like, That's not the thing like isn't that this isn't funny. It's like a seatbelt shoulder No, so it's fine. I'll just drive or just sit on the left side of the car. Unknown 17:59 Next to him going Unknown 18:01 to the doctor job did you ever there I can't I can't sit on the right side is to just go to the doctor and I'm now so just go to the doctor Unknown 18:09 dango man Unknown 18:12 like Look, dude, I don't know. I don't want to go to doctors. But like I might have to at some point for something and I'll bite the bullets when I have to change the subject but do you know they made a drop dead Fred series I'm barely aware that Fred and first yeah like a TV show I think are some prime Netflix Unknown 18:30 had to be some old and maybe like a season or two or shorten to the last because Oh, Unknown 18:34 it didn't last long at all. Now probably more than likely. I just I just assumed that Fred was pretty cool. Maybe he was a fucking douchebag he was cool dude though, but I don't see him going places but maybe for movies or something like that. Had a gang and TV shows, TV shows and TV. Movies 20 of those I thought there were like five or six or so many Unknown 19:01 earnest movies there's a lot of Christmas Halloween Yeah. Troll with the troll. Unknown 19:11 Yeah, scares people. There's Unknown 19:12 so many. Unknown 19:14 He had a TV show. That was kind of like sketch comedy in the 80s. On Saturday morning. He had this character that was like a sci fi weird dude. And he had a hand on his head. And the hand was like, do this. Unknown 19:27 Remember to always do the bat thing on his head be Unknown 19:31 like it happened. It's fingers on his head. It was that shit made me laugh so much for us a little kid Unknown 19:36 because that's where a lot of his characters came from in the movie. The old big step and the pocket thing around and all that shit. Yeah, they Unknown 19:43 were a lot of those characters on that TV show. But I feel like that TV show came around after some of the movies, but I don't fucking know. Like I wasn't I'm not an earnest afficionado like I'm aware of earnest but I don't fucking know. And Unknown 19:56 he was like, Yeah, Unknown 19:59 I just know that I work they know guy or don't think that was his real name. That was a real name. Now it's not his real name. He was expand up I'm pretty sure else was he was in a movie or some to prior to that, I think. I mean, he's an actor, I think, but I don't know. I think Ernest goes or whatever. I think Ernest might have like, absorbed him and taken him over. You know, like real bad. Unknown 20:20 There's possibly play a character that long you never know. Right? Yo, I got some for yas answers, man. I don't know if y'all seen this. I might have said this to you. But this Wisconsin woman decapitates her fucking man while having sex all met. Whoa, wait a minute, Unknown 20:37 did you like because it was part of what turned her on? Unknown 20:41 So look, I'm gonna read this real quick Unknown 20:42 see like how I fucking on this guillotine and see on top. look terrible Unknown 20:47 smash business as a worship business. I have seen an S re b u s i and he Unknown 20:57 she definitely already done that. Unknown 21:02 Actually this member or he had this member the body of a 25 year old Green Bay man while I haven't said this is the New York Post was forced to were smoking meth before going to the mother's house. While they were there to to begin having sex using chain following activism business says at one point she blacked out and started going crazy and started choking the main then she says she didn't mean to kill him but she enjoyed choking Unknown 21:32 my chemo you can relate with that. Unknown 21:35 There's more. Police reported to the home of Stony Brook laying around three o'clock on February 23. Three in the morning was cold. Yeah, yep. Bring the morning nice residences. officers told her they found the sons told the woman's mom that they found his Sunday or clumsy in a bucket and found the woman went and told the police they were going to have fun. They were going to have fun trying to find all the said they found his penis in a bucket and his legs were in a crock pot at different Unknown 22:10 multiple buckets Unknown 22:12 so you got your hands a separate one hands in this bucket the other hands and another bucket Unknown 22:16 she used to cut them all up probably installs are some you need some serious live action to get through bodies like that. I mean, I'm actually coming off fairly easy but Unknown 22:25 since she finished fucking before he killed him. Unknown 22:28 She probably maybe she was coming the whole time. Who knows too. Unknown 22:32 Maybe she killed them because there shouldn't get worse she might Unknown 22:34 choke them out. Now. Unknown 22:36 I think I think that the pharmacist does a good guess that she killed him because she didn't get off. He came and she was like That's it. That's it. She might Unknown 22:44 have been fucking having a good time in Washington. She probably was on top of the scenario. She was probably all right. She's writing jokes to Antoine has just started feeling good. And the choking got too excited and she just locked up. And that's just She killed my father. So he did come up. Unknown 23:06 That's what I'm going with cuz she was going with, like how Mike likes to say, I figure why not? You know like, why not? Might as well that's what you say Mike? Might as well. Unknown 23:16 Like Emily she's already gotten this far. She already was he was fucking on the job. So several photography written by a man like she said she had fun. She didn't want to hurt but she had fun choking. That means she took her choking too far. Unknown 23:37 Mike you understand clearly to watch. Unknown 23:39 That's how I that's how I interpret the story Unknown 23:47 I'm talking about the wire to the mic even got tangled up in this ship me he's awesome. He's all one man and man's had a long, long ride. Unknown 23:57 That's because the boy whipped his ass. And joggers go Unknown 24:03 episode where Joe doesn't get up in the middle of the episode and go do something. There's been a few episodes where he's like, you know, doesn't run out of his drink. And if he does, he doesn't refill it because we're close enough to the end. That he can make it the rest of the Unknown 24:18 weekend had him for his son ship. That's it. That's all there is to that. That sounds right. Hey, man. Unknown 24:27 I should have just a mess a little bit different weekend. Unknown 24:30 You should have it was too much between like the days to learn how to do one physical activity at a time. You can arm wrestle you girl. You can't wrestle with your son on the ground who's fully grown after you got your shoulder ripped out. Unknown 24:46 We shoveled snow see. At that point Unknown 24:53 he waited till he was weak. It's like when Ric Flair will come out at the end of the match and kick you in the knee and then put you into figure four. You know what I mean? See look as you've been fighting the show, I'm like they smell that Unknown 25:04 weakness like I might attack him right this is my chance this is my chance to get Unknown 25:09 well that's what happened to the animal kingdom right so like exactly, you know, you've got the old lion and he's like been having to prizmah kickin ass for a long time. And then one day, he stubbed his toe or whatever, he's limping along. He's all off his game and then the other lion gets up on him like alright bitch, and that's it. Now I looked at ass. Like, this could be my hero motherfucker. Unknown 25:29 Exactly. I'm I'm the captain now that Unknown 25:32 I see the unit is upset because, like the amount of he's like what? Well, there ain't no pride here. There ain't no harm to be had. Like, you know, I'm saying like, no reason what my ass is the bigger piece of chicken will be upset about that might be we you hopped into chick you to one this upset. She got your ass whooped by your boy. This weekend helped me a little bit. Unknown 25:58 That's why I'm saying this. Unknown 25:59 I want to put y'all out in the yard and record it next week. Have y'all wrestle referee it out. Let me referee I need to be a master. I want to be Irby Okay, when he puts him in the kitchen crawlspace chicken wing and gets you to tap out that's going to be the greatest shit in the world. Unknown 26:16 Gosh, we go to the doctor first at least see, all we do is make the little one bite the big one because that's what they need. They need to just get out there in the yard. That works for me. I don't know if it's weird to kid basically or like a minor but I'm going Unknown 26:36 to be funny if they go out there to fight each other and it's turned on to dad Unknown 26:38 they did try to kill me on the bed or their Saturday theater like going on Saturday. Yeah, it was a bit drab and jokey that means they Unknown 26:49 fucking with the with set and then next thing I know benjamina Bobo isn't it was on their second reach over okay, man. He fuck. Daniel fucking you up to getting out of Unknown 27:07 trust in the waters. Unknown 27:09 That's right. quicksand. We don't not fucking way off the damn ship guy. Unknown 27:15 It's great. That you can be a child with your children child at our house carrying the shit out kids over their trampoline job man because I was getting some fucking Eric Barker. Notice right there women, but how was jumping at least out of eight not being Unknown 27:35 there. It was very impressive. Actually. Stalking everywhere. We're just like, Oh, my purse real quick. This book over here Unknown 27:47 which is wild hair over here just flat. It's the Unknown 27:51 curls dancing in the wind that I was gonna beat them off of the stick. These ladies are Unknown 27:58 coming. So they were swarming because of your luscious locks. And we were Unknown 28:04 in a giant warehouse full of trampolines children and like single moms. I was like, well this is alright, let's see what happens. I knew exactly what was gonna happen. Ladies. Let's all go to this area. Unknown 28:18 Sure. I might have to go check that out one of these days. Oh, look at my bounce on a trampoline. Unknown 28:23 Just pregame in the parking lot because they don't sell booze. Unknown 28:28 Yeah, I just bring some animals. I'll be alright. Unknown 28:30 I wish I had. Unknown 28:33 That'd be nice. Unknown 28:35 A little higher. Unknown 28:39 Light and low kids. Unknown 28:40 When Malin will mail in slam dunk and in that bitch, just doing all but you were playing dodgeball right at one point I heard you had some kids show. Oh yeah, like five minutes. Oh man, that little dude was it was funny shit because I threw the ball at his as it just grazed his head. He fucking he put his hands up over his head. Unknown 28:59 He's like, that was so close to me, and I'm like yeah, no cuz I threw the ball my partner like Unknown 29:07 want to because I was like diode and she was making clothes grazes here and leaves right he's like I heard and you can tell that Dell was humming that is as man I didn't even throw it at him. I just don't you know cuz I got side fling and you were just moving the ball just flinging because you didn't have control as to where it was really going like 12 ounces may not but not really. There was like eight other people just doing whatever and I was just fucking with the board. But then a random ball would come at me. And then I would throw the turn. Unknown 29:38 Return fire Unknown 29:42 with a bottle of water freaking out he just stopped he's right behind me man. Oh my god. Oh my god. No cuz I throw it so watch out because it was like he was freaking out. When he heard his eyes got big his eyes got big because that was our bed was like air said like, shall close it was I was like, Yeah, we have the same area Unknown 0:20 like old kids that young they've never had a real near death experience but sometimes when a ball grazes your face, know what Unknown 0:33 kid like I said that one key I showed him San Mateo because he was out here talking about he gonna do something weird about his autograph at some point in time where he gets baseball card now because I'm talking about 10 years in the future. Unknown 0:46 Got it tattooed just like, Unknown 0:49 like when I'm Habitat's No, no, no, no longer like a decade tangina real name I don't know what I look like having a double a baseball player on my teddy man just because he almost made it I got Unknown 1:03 I don't understand why you would want to have anyone sign your titty cuz Unknown 1:07 I could go back up Pittsburgh sell it for some chicken and some meals and someday you're gonna sell your tape I'm gonna sell well, I might. I might cut Unknown 1:18 things out well enough to be doing stuff. Unknown 1:22 Out here some small shaved skin right just shaved. Unknown 1:27 By human meat. Unknown 1:29 I'm going to need this skin with any Johnson's you name remove. play an hour. This Unknown 1:38 is my retirement plan what's on my phone here and now. Unknown 1:41 It's a terrible plan that you need to be making these horrible plans. Unknown 1:44 This kid could be no more than 11 He ain't getting no contracts on for at least 12 years. These are weird places to hedge your bets. Yeah, it's well I mean fucking, you know goddamn Carson Wentz drone for 340 yards and not 307 yards and I'll put eight bucks on that you know for no reason Unknown 2:10 this guy's got no sense. He's amazing like that. Unknown 2:12 You just need to make another bird bat. Now like, put your heart into the bird bath industry. Unknown 2:19 My wood is seasoning. Right right now because my boy told me my problem with with this bird. Vampire guy now is it's not season. So is that's how it's soaked up. So the lack of any keep soaking up the lacquer that just the woods not dry enough. Yeah. So I have to try or not or I don't know if I can even dry Unknown 2:40 so I teach your chainsaw. Things are made bad. Yeah, he made a change to all birdbath. Okay, next is a well you got to kill him dry that bitch and then loaded up with students killed, killed, or whatever it is. What is it a killed killed? Yeah, we're in k l m. I believe that. It's sort of like an oven. Unknown 2:59 super heated oven that's doesn't have a door for eating pottery and like trashy Unknown 3:05 pottery, reclaiming rock by making like the alligator you got in your car and say, Unknown 3:10 What's your wooden birdbath near the fire that you constantly have going? Unknown 3:18 I don't know they but that's what I tell my next. My next project is going to be monster shark. He's going to be first he is going to be x drone Joe, like I said, because I'm gonna cut down that tree a little bit of that tree over there that stump in the neighbor's yard so you're gonna throw at actual you know, throw that at your Unknown 3:44 home. He got he got one in his house he made man we go over there and burn. Unknown 3:48 And then and I think we'll put it out there. We'll put it out there by the road on them to trade by the road and you're gonna start Unknown 4:01 okay, but I'm probably thrown out from the road in so I don't throw missing and get on the road and fucking Dolma but Dirt. Dirt is gonna do all the acts as well. Yeah, you're gonna need to sharpen them pretty regular if you're gonna be doing that. I might if it's long enough, I might build a string of some plywood from tree to tree maybe at least cover some you know I mean, I don't know. I don't Unknown 4:21 know dude, I think you could set yourself up somewhere in the middle. You Unknown 4:25 can put a board up there by the playground where the insane Chuck Unknown 4:29 exactly throw axes at the playground Unknown 4:32 not level though that's just not gonna level up but there's not really Unknown 4:37 you need to level it you need to put the the wooden thing that you're throwing out on there. Make it Unknown 4:41 just leave the board or hang up here. Unknown 4:44 He wants to take an actual tree stump and cut it down with like a 28 inch chainsaw blade I get away with a 16 inch blade. See that's obviously he wants to take a whole slice off the bottom of a tree. So you got to stop he wants to take a four inch slice off all the way around and roll that pitch over. That looks like a 40 inch tire right you know he wants like a 40 inch round tree stump but he can paint a red circle on that right watch. Palettes Unknown 5:10 man but not so much red circle. There's gonna be one of the middle of Unknown 5:13 their boom caucus pallets got got metal pieces in there, hold it together, Unknown 5:17 that tree is 30 by 36 is what I measure so that's what they would be. I'm not gonna touch the edges. I'm not gonna fuck with any of it. I'm just gonna cut to Slack and I'm going to probably burn in the targets. I think there's a bull's eye on the rings in the corner spot that really fucks with Shut up. Yeah, I'm just gonna get one and woodburner don't burn and let her next you're going to do a wood burning pen. Yeah, just like her woodburner junk, like almost like little pins and just burn Emma burned along the lines of bull's eye and outer circle instead of paying Unknown 5:48 you a redneck fabulous You know that guy live it up luscious Unknown 5:53 Eagle painting Unknown 5:54 and I'm just gonna like put burning that's not redneck No Unknown 5:57 no no. No and axes in your yard at a piece of tree stump. That's Unknown 6:01 Viking redneck Unknown 6:03 Your problem is I need almost cut it now. Because it's going to need a that's just going to need a what's called Sydney time tree cure before I can even work lacquer accept burn it and do other shit. I mean yeah, you could write to burn on there. You almost like to burn and lager Hey, lady t let me ask you a question. Unknown 6:21 If your neighbor did, what did you is describing? What would you think of that? Like living next door, right like if you live right next door and then there's this guy would have covered it with a 16 inch shame. So I'll turn chop 36 at random for free, top down because you realize 30 Bytes 36 That's 16 isn't going to cover Unknown 6:50 I gotta go half a half and around 360 And that's because Unknown 6:55 I realized that 18 inches in on 36 all the way around isn't gonna cover what it needs to cover. I get it. I got Phaeton ATMEGA 18 inch be better but I'll definitely no nobody will at 18 would cover 37 AMS that's cutting because you know 18 plus 18 equals Yeah, but you know what it equals? Unknown 7:17 Yeah, but don't let me get a bag of shit. Ain't no tree sake because you see what I fuck with 14 inch. Now I understand, you know, no nobody with that. You know, Unknown 7:28 dude that chainsaw that long? As you say it's a really serious work right Unknown 7:33 there this year. I'd be better off getting a two man. Unknown 7:37 Timber sport gentlemen, the boy out there working steps what you need to do old schools to have to stroking like It's like It's like 1778 We're building the cat and we'll Unknown 7:46 see if the board was out there doing that means the boy is getting stronger while your shoulders getting weaker. He's gonna wait Unknown 7:58 a week. That's fine. He got your week last time. He's gonna you're gonna have to move all that shit to get a cut. Chop the whole top of the tree off. Four broken inches thick or whatever. It's gonna be all that pitch over there. And he's gonna be like, Unknown 8:12 straight good range the baby boys and run away that's what he wants to do. And that's what he wants. Unknown 8:23 Yeah, you don't mind you're so concerned. Like an absurdly competent ridiculous. Like fight vertigo may Unknown 8:32 not go somewhere back some something going on that work on his ass right? Unknown 8:36 No, no be able to put my arm and avocado Unknown 8:39 because I'm like now now you got to go get Forrest Gump legs shakes came at me wrong. Unknown 8:42 Do I need to force shoulder any pain for the goddamn loop? For the break up magic shoulder I'll Unknown 8:48 stop started going in ways that don't matter. Unknown 8:52 And making the trip was there any kind of Andrew is kind of just you know is that additional copay because I already got the copay is already there. Willis Bruce Willis in Die Hard. Like the more fucked up you get, the more likely you are to accomplish the task. But all it says is Hey, take care of this while I'm here for this so Unknown 9:10 that's gonna be they say here's an additional billing code and we'll make sure to bill your insurance separate from right here that gone but I don't care. already. Let me tell you Unknown 9:19 don't worry about that right now. Unknown 9:21 Too late, sir. We already discussed it. So you got to console for it. At least you really should. It's 150. Talk Unknown 9:27 to someone before your arm falls off your body. Because like the way you're sitting right now, it looks messed up. Like just from where I'm sitting. Like extra Unknown 9:41 it's just a baby shoulder. Unknown 9:43 I don't know see what you're talking you see that bite? Unknown 9:46 The lump right there? Yeah, I can see what a lovely shirt just let Anyway Unknown 9:49 his shit is like not right there. Right? Like you're saying like your left shoulder from where I'm sitting like I'm showing Mike your left shoulder from where I'm sitting. You're not level bro. your right shoulder all looks low Unknown 10:03 and that's where his shit separates. Unknown 10:07 See the separation? You can see it right Unknown 10:11 I can see it looks clear as day. I mean, the audience can't see it. But we're telling the audience. I can't see it. Unknown 10:19 I didn't notice it until he asked me one night is this weird? Does this like let me look you know it does look a little weird but I'm like not that looks fucking weird. multiple injuries without I'm gonna be it could be all of those. Maybe it's all of them. And that's Unknown 10:37 what happened to James Bond shoulder when he jumped off that bridge hanging onto the rope. Unknown 10:42 Because it looks like it's an extension out a little bit. Unknown 10:45 It looks like your right shoulder is about an inch lower on your body frame than your left shoulder. Definitely yeah, like from where from where Michael and I I'm looking at you like your right shoulder looks not Unknown 10:58 gonna be able to see the difference and Unknown 11:03 you have an ad I could screenshot it for him at some point stop looking like he's like hold on me make my arm Unknown 11:13 though it's already fucked up. It looks a little bit now you fill in the second law. That's the second law office even Unknown 11:19 makes him aligned straight Oh, no. Unknown 11:23 They're not straight. It's not straight. Dude. Unknown 11:26 We don't know what you're doing. Unknown 11:27 I'm doing the line. You know when you put back your hands up to each other you figure out what's taller Unknown 11:38 to back up back comparisons. Unknown 11:43 That is a bad shoulder so it's already janky but you're so you just make the scoop. You just fall in your Unknown 11:51 level. This is the level position right here this arm going from left to right. Don't get November you're smart on the bubble line. This line right? Unknown 12:02 I think the measuring from here on out. I got to use a ruler. We good I'm sorry. Unknown 12:11 This get the crunch and in the poppin it's gonna Unknown 12:23 pop everything pop everything don't bend popping that don't count that hey, Unknown 12:27 look, man, my shit pops a lot too but like I can do these things right? Like I don't have extra love on it. Right my arm moves in a way and it doesn't hurt like every time every time right? Well, I'm glad to man but like, you know, I want your arm to not hurt all the time to sir. You know, there was a time in my day where like, just hurt to sit still. Well, you know, I was telling the pharmacist there was a time when my balls hurt all the time. And I don't hurt now and I had to like get a lot of stuff done so that my balls don't hurt all the time. And I want you to not have your shoulder hurt all the time. I want you to I want you to work towards not being a pain all the time. This is Mason That's right. This is Friendship right here. Unknown 13:14 Now, let's say CASIS COVID Damn near over now because a Russia fucking softball softball stars backup ban for summer softball league where just saying with COVID being done with and a half a salsa Yeah, when we Unknown 13:38 start are you signing up? Fuck yeah, well, we plan swears that first off. Unknown 13:43 Doesn't matter. I'm saying when the lead Unknown 13:46 theoretical. Yes, yes, yes. Unknown 13:50 Yes, shoulder fixed or not fixed? Unknown 13:53 Yeah, no, no, not fixed. So swinging the bat, I'll just run the ball in golf. You're going to run the ball in the sand he's got to work I got to do it you got to do is you got to do get rolling in smalls Unknown 14:17 bringing in a case balls Unknown 14:19 gonna kick ball to run up Grand Rounds. Second if I do work for you in left Unknown 14:23 field. Yeah, I can't go to ball like why don't I play in field? Unknown 14:28 When I'm in field it's just not enough for him. It's not enough action. Unknown 14:31 I'm yeah, get him out. Attack me about the first and third day like bro, Unknown 14:34 how you were? How the fuck did you Unknown 14:37 catch the ball and then run towards the player and touch it all day long. Yeah, I'm coming. How do you feel like this is okay. You're like you know all day long. The game is Unknown 14:46 gonna come across you come around my town. We're going over here if you're bringing over here. Come over here. I come in here talking to y'all fuckers. I'm here to play god damn kickball my mother bugging me for 40 minutes say you better five by two five wow oh, it's it's a trip. That's my shit. I got Unknown 15:17 people even even visit people because he talks so much shit up that Bob forget to be friends Unknown 15:22 it's calm calm it's not a too bad and then like you know pitch you know me but it's like well, something Unknown 15:28 I got to see I tracked him down now. Oh yeah, hell stop doing something you're not by me cuz you don't even fuck I am I ever wear this ankle be back over here because I'm going further. We've meters on it. So kick the ball. I'll see you Sunday. Unknown 15:51 Yes, so this kickball when people see I don't know. But she shouldn't go bail, a bail fund now to be putting dollars away every Unknown 16:00 week. He doesn't go that hard. He doesn't get himself locked up. He just hurts himself physically. And fingered. It's okay. So a copay fund. Unknown 16:07 Yeah, really? Unknown 16:10 I have not. I've seen a couple of injuries on the field but I have not yet hurt myself on the on the kickball field. But I've seen the angle rolled I've seen Unknown 16:20 every time you throw the ball roll. Every time you throw the ball you hurt yourself. You just thought what was that Microsoft boy? Yeah. Unknown 16:29 Let's see. He said I didn't leave injured playing now. You saw Unknown 16:35 yourself kickball. Yeah. But I've seen ankles rolled in kickball to ankles. Unknown 16:43 And was the golf club. Unknown 16:44 One of them was one of those my fault. So you made somebody roll their ankle injury. Unknown 16:50 I put the ball in his hands and he dodged my ball and did some dumb shit with his legs at the base wrong and popped his ankle out. Unknown 16:59 So I mean, I don't have to say my fault but I mean, I guess because I threw the ball. Fuck that man. That's your own fault when you do something like that. But that's that's that's like when you throw the ball. You're taxing your body in ways that you should. Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash Maverick. You know what I'm saying? Like it's a fucking problem. Dude, you're hurting yourself. Like you're not just like, you're not a badass like, you're not. You're not overcoming something you're not Marky Mark on the Eagles in 97. Like, you're not overcoming something by like, like going out there and hurting yourself. You're not overcoming something by having like the shoulder of Steve Stone Cold Steve Austin. You know what I mean? Like EMA my shit hangs a little off over here. Next because my rotator cuff been disconnected. shits all out of whack. I ain't worried about it though. For sure. I don't talk to nobody about it. I Unknown 17:50 just assumed I was probably hiring a robot to be ready to grow who exactly Unknown 17:54 now he needs more than that. He needs like the patellar tendon to be sliced up into pieces and reapplied into other places. Some carbon in there you know what you need is sort of like fiber some you need somebody out of a cadaver you need like a cadaver shoulder we put just changed that bitch out. You know what I'm saying? I Unknown 18:09 wouldn't be that wouldn't ever somebody did shoulder on that truck would Unknown 18:14 be haunted. My shout out and me. I mean some of the robot he wouldn't Unknown 18:18 be able to go to sleep he wouldn't be able to go you got somebody he Unknown 18:22 talked to me man. Mm. Come find me. Your shoulder and then not go look for Unknown 18:26 you're gonna be haunted by the ghost of whoever's shoulder this is I would think Unknown 18:30 if somebody got my shoulder and I'd be like, Yo, brah apologize. I would run up on him. You know, I'm saying if I was dead, and they took my shoulder and they gave me the bad one. I brought my bad about that. Unknown 18:41 There's no way they would give your shoulders to anybody. There's no way. Maybe I look at his shoulders. This one's completely broken and this one's completely malformed from overcompensating Unknown 18:53 medical science that he like Unknown 18:57 Jr. Say how killed himself he shot himself in the chest so that they could study his brain Unknown 19:03 to analyze and be done but chicken and liquor. Unknown 19:08 They're gonna be like this arm has been held on by chicken and liquor. Unknown 19:12 We were up there Damn. John Nicola bear in Pittsburgh almost bought the whole goddamn chicken case man. I shouldn't look amazing fried chicken the damn roasted chicken to fuckin tender lady come up with like a OPI head. Why was I not mad? No, no, I'm just starving apparently. Don't mind me. Cuz I was gonna Unknown 19:31 know what it is we don't like it when it comes to chicken man as she tried to defining Unknown 19:44 that he walked away and it's the Unknown 19:45 you know how good it was you got please the sampling? Oh, now Unknown 19:52 I need to taste Yeah, no, we've realized Unknown 19:56 that's the thing man. I got to I like to get a taste if I can get a taste. You know what I mean? I got breakfast. Oh, so let me go ahead and get a tender in a biscuit. Let me get one piece of chicken biscuit native Unknown 20:07 on our one. Ribs thing, Unknown 20:15 but that's the thing too. Like that's how that's how you should live instead of like, eating 17 pieces of chicken. Every other day. You should have like a piece of chicken on occasion and moderation Dan do you do I know I didn't even look at I eat chicken every day. I can't I can't. I'm not gonna like be able to like not eat some chicken on a regular regular basis. But when it comes to fried chicken, then it's usually better to have like less than more, they say, but crooked up the bird. I'm not here in New York burden. I'm not good with that. I don't know. I'm not good at this. I'm not good at moderation I need I need to hire a nutritionist to just feed me stuff. That's good for me. And that's it. I wanna think about it. You tell me what to eat. Make it all. Give it to me. I mean, that's what's gonna happen. If the Mason inferential ever becomes like a multi billion dollar franchise like I'm gonna have a motherfucker feed me so I got to think about it. When I Dad you're gonna be like, Yes, right? ain't none. I like him like a long time, but assuming Unknown 21:10 he's sure to making me tight. Unknown 21:14 Right? Right. With that said we're not to bring this episode of the Mason Unknown 21:20 fringe show to a close are we playing? It was McCall. lapcat here those gaming Unknown 21:23 Yeah, we're not gonna play any JUnit songs on here, flop can't hear. So we'll get we'll get him in. We'll get you the last two unit tapes start near in the background come another week or two? Yep. So anyway. You know, be nice people that look like you be nice to people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 21:45 Lopez by little bits. Ladies and gentlemen. Keep moving forward. Unknown 21:49 That's right. Keep grinding on the shit you're trying to get done because that's how it gets done. We believe in us we love you very much. And when you got ladies to protect your energy and if you have a bum shoulder go get it checked out. Amen to that. So my hang on a sec. I'm on mute everybody out. We'll shut this shit down. Thank you so much for listening. We love you very much. Love y'all stay safe thanks so much for listening. If you want to help support the show, please go to www.patreon.com/the letter M. Perfect entertainment. 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