00:00:00:00 - 00:00:57:08 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, for the 773rd time it is the Mason and Friends show featuring that dude called You, A.K.A. and El Jew. Perino Agarose as well as that dude called Big Mike, a.k.a. WAPI. He, me and Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and Friend Show. Ha ha ha. What's happening, y'all? Now, let me give a shout out real quick to Pee-Wee Herman. 00:00:57:10 - 00:01:17:15 Unknown Uh huh. This part is why I didn't watch the show very much to hear this theme song. Oh, you didn't like I swear, like, that was a little bit annoying, But once you got past it, though, the intro was so good. In theory, they would lock me in and then this would happen in my head would spin and I'd change the channel as a child. 00:01:17:17 - 00:01:39:25 Unknown Hey. Yeah. This part right here was. It could have done without. But, you know. Yeah, I love that was part of it. I love how it introduces you to everything. So you're acclimated with the show? Yeah, but the voice. Like, if he had somebody else singing here, this girl. Oh, yeah, I hate that. Does he have the voice that got you? 00:01:39:27 - 00:01:58:03 Unknown It made me change the channel every time. It's like Sanford and Son. The reason I watched Sanford and Son was. Yes, I love the entrance. The reason I didn't watch the goods now was what's happening? Yeah, because I didn't like the intro. I was having. It was like a playful being. Well, like, what's happening would come on after Sanford. 00:01:58:04 - 00:02:17:27 Unknown Yeah. And I would change the channel just as Rerun was running down the street. Oh, okay. Okay. I would. Oh, I couldn't make it through the prism through the intro. Just like this. It's still going. Yeah, Like it doesn't stop that intro. Like, the part that I liked is the part that we opened the show. And then the part that I don't like is the part that's back there now. 00:02:18:01 - 00:02:44:13 Unknown Yep. Yep. Yeah, I can dig it. Well, it really made me realize that the reason I watched certain shows as a child was because your intro. Yeah. Yeah. Did the intro lock me in? I was with Dukes of Hazzard. You fucking. Huh? Amen. Oh, Detective Dun dun. Yeah. When he's out there. Yeah. Yeah. And then you're like, Oh, she ready to do The Jeffersons? 00:02:44:14 - 00:03:07:25 Unknown Yeah, I watched The Jeffersons because I liked the theme song. But see, the theme songs got you hooked because you knew when the song came on, you knew what time it was. You knew about which show you in Sit down and watch whatever, you know what I mean? Well, but it's funny because New York undercover was a good fucking theme song, and that just was just music for Panorama. 00:03:07:27 - 00:03:37:17 Unknown Bah bah bah bah bah bah. And he was like, Oh, it was. It had that gritty, new York with the smooth saxophone in it to, you know, to me was some scratching it a little bit like that right there you it was like it was the perfect intro for New York cop show, you know, especially fucking the urban New York cop show, because you know that after they killed fucking the Hispanic guy, that's when the show went downhill. 00:03:37:20 - 00:03:52:05 Unknown See? And this a 32nd intro. That's it. Take it to the bag. Get right to it. Right. Michael DeLorenzo and Malik Yoba. Yeah, that's right. Like, don't even got to read it. 00:03:52:08 - 00:04:13:27 Unknown Patty Davis All male. Quinn Warren of the ladies. Yes, sir. Jonathan My panel. Yeah, that's the way he knew he got introduced to this shit. It's up to them on there. He was Italian. That's a dick wolf show. Yeah. Yep, yep. That was a You can't go wrong with me. You're going to cover, man. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. 00:04:14:01 - 00:04:33:03 Unknown So, ladies and gentlemen, things are going to sound a little different this episode you hear going forward, because the microphone status on the show has upgraded once again. New Mike. Big Mike is on a new mike. Yes, Yes. Show. It's my old Mike and I am on a new mike. So you're going to hear the bass, a little bass here. 00:04:33:09 - 00:04:48:19 Unknown Well, and I've also tuned out a lot of the highs. I'm hoping that this is going to give me a greater sound quality with the show. And there we go. So far I sound good to myself, but I won't really know how I think about it until I do the videos and I sit there and look at everything before we really dive into shit. 00:04:48:19 - 00:05:06:07 Unknown I just got to shout out one ace money rigging shit. Crew member Yo, congratulations on everything going forward in your life. Like I said it would if you just gave us some time and do the little bits by little bits. So congratulations to you also shitting out. Hold up, shout out ace money. Yeah, well done, sir. Kick the ball. 00:05:06:07 - 00:05:24:13 Unknown Movie nights, I heard. Oh, excuse me. Ace money. Keep moving on the things that you're trying to get done, young lady, Because that's how things get done. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Then another shout out to another shorty. I ain't seen this woman in over 20 years. Man We caught up, went out to dinner, had a good time, cut up and acted like a motherfucker. 00:05:24:13 - 00:05:41:03 Unknown Fool to my girl t appreciates it. Shorty. I told you I was gonna give you a shout out. Turn going to show you some love. So now you got Let's do the whole show and then get at me and let me know what you think. Yeah. If Michael critiques, if there's something you could critique on, I don't mind. 00:05:41:07 - 00:06:00:24 Unknown Yeah, I like constructive criticism. If you just want to hate, you know, go on. That's good, too. We love it. All right. Way. Good luck coming down. Kicking it with you, man. Great times. We got to get together again. So. Love you, girl. Now back to the business. Yo. By any chance. Yeah. See, this shit is supposed to be going on with fucking Lizzo's ass right now. 00:06:00:29 - 00:06:25:28 Unknown Lizzo apparently made people touch people inappropriately. Well, apparently not. Lizzo, the big girl to be blowing the flute and shit. Can I ask? Shit. The people get her help because she's a big girl. She's the big girl. She works in the the Beyoncé video. She's in that Beyoncé song. She played like a big girl. Do you? D'Alessio You're going to go Double Z, Double zero. 00:06:26:00 - 00:06:45:17 Unknown And you got to say, Oh, like that because she's a big girl. What is she? Player She plays a flute, She sings, She plays the flute. She seen George George Mason's flute, the glass flute. Some special flute. He had the player skin flute. It hadn't been played in fucking ever. She played it on stage like they gave it to her to play on stage for a quick second. 00:06:45:18 - 00:07:07:18 Unknown You know what I mean? She played like a like renowned flute of some dead man. Get some shit, like, Yeah, whatever. Well, this was the first time I heard about this shit. I looked it up and they were like, Yo, she made, like, her backup dancers do some sexual shit in fucking Amsterdam with the sex workers, right? So I'm like, what? 00:07:07:25 - 00:07:25:23 Unknown It was so randomly she made them touch people inappropriately. Well, this is what of them? Yeah, Somewhere. It's this whole. It's not about legality. It's. This is like if. If a woman came in here and I was like, You touch your pussy Jew, and you were like, I don't want to touch your pussy. And I was like, You have to touch your pussy. 00:07:25:23 - 00:07:43:13 Unknown You're fired. Like, if we were making millions of dollars on the show and I was paid good money and I was like, Yeah, if you don't touch that pussy, I'm gonna fire you from the show. Well, see, that's essentially the way it feels like. So the people that work for Lizzo feel about it. They felt like they lose their job if they didn't do what they were being told and encouraged by. 00:07:43:13 - 00:08:07:01 Unknown Lizzo to do their original story that I saw first, because it's been changing since then, said that they Lizzo, wanted them to eat bananas seductively out of a fucking sex workers pussy. So I'm like, So then we made a dumb ass. And I am right, you know, I've seen it try to figure this out. And I said, Look, I might eat a banana out of a woman. 00:08:07:01 - 00:08:27:07 Unknown I likes pussy, but I'm not eating it out of a sex workers man. But here's the thing. Y'all being bananas, you know? I mean, I've eaten pussy. Do. Exactly. So you put this banana into puss right now, you got to keep the tail on top. Part of it just going in the clothes. Because if you don't take the bananas to where everything is warm, it's going to be mushy. 00:08:27:07 - 00:08:43:20 Unknown Now, you see what I'm saying? Look, all I see a massive yeast infection and a problem somewhere. Yeah, somewhere it's happening. There's going to be some issues, right? Like, look, I would do all I could to talk to lady out of it. I'd be like, Look, my darling, I don't think it's a good idea for me to put a banana in your pussy, even if I'm going to eat it out of me. 00:08:43:20 - 00:09:07:03 Unknown And I got to thinking, like, what can you call it? And I'm like, Oh, you can call that Chiquita Coochie. Hear me like saying it, man. It's a coochie cup. Who's got her Kuch Kuch Kuch Kuch Kuch Kuch Kuch cop. I would think you wake up cute couples like I think you have like a pocket, like you got some action meet there then I'm not like, you got me curry processor Oh yeah almost like yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:09:07:03 - 00:09:22:13 Unknown And it's like some action but I'm thinking like a Jackie and a coochie because you got Chiquita bananas like you want to get a vagina? Yeah. You want a good name? Brand banana that's going to stand up in there. You know what I mean? Like, what if you got one of them cavernous motherfuckers with no walls? You might have to go playing tape on it. 00:09:22:13 - 00:09:40:11 Unknown Yeah, you had plenty, and you just got to get one of them fat ass. Hey, man, you may not need to peel pantyhose I think are harder than bananas, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why fry them. They might. They might even hold justice for our playing tape in the bars. You might be in my balls. 00:09:40:11 - 00:09:54:21 Unknown As you may not. You may not need to peel. I don't know. All this sounds bad. I'd be like, Why can't I just stick a finger in there like your clit? Wow, this is some shit that she was doing an interview on it. She heard that sex worker who is a shit Lizzo, heard that she had an interview with a show to interview her. 00:09:54:21 - 00:10:21:08 Unknown It's all about sex workers and fucking ass men that do this shit. She was like, I want to try this shit out. And I'm like, Damn, this is all some other shit I look. I like her chutzpah. I like the style that she's like, got this interest in like alternative weirdo stuff. Like, I feel like if we were on tour for the show, if we were riding around the country and shit, we wouldn't just be like, All right, let's go to another Outback Steakhouse tonight. 00:10:21:09 - 00:10:39:09 Unknown No, no, we got to venture out and see some shit because we're going to have stories down saying, What can we find? What wacky shit can we start doing? This whole shit made me think about fucking American Pie. Because what if Lizzo was that girl at Bandcamp, you mean? Oh, I know. It was one time at blank by Bandcamp I stuck a flute up my pussy. 00:10:39:15 - 00:10:58:29 Unknown Whoop. Do you see what I'm saying? Like it brings questions like, What did Lizzo do it? Bandcamp? No, Hold on. Are you here? He got to stop me because we can't sit here and couch conspiracy And couch conspiracy prayers has got bout enough. Look, couch conspiracies are fine, but it's got to be 18 and up. LIZZO Not like what was Lizzo doing at Bandcamp. 00:10:59:02 - 00:11:14:04 Unknown That could have been a fight that could have started her off in this crazy rage because they remember that bitch on the bitch on American Pie. They were seniors. She could have been 18. That's all I'm saying. It's like, there we go. Just remember that, y'all. I mean, I'd fuck Alyson Hannigan. That's what that bitch is. That's what the name is. 00:11:14:04 - 00:11:34:15 Unknown Are actually is. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Over 18. Yeah. I mean, sure, I like Disney. There's like a 30 year old, like Miley Cyrus have been 30 year old, like back and like a 12 year old, you know, me hanging in my time. All the fuckers are like grown ass fucking kids. They look like, well, it's like, you know, what was the they did the spoof movie of all the horror movies. 00:11:34:16 - 00:11:55:28 Unknown Oh, scary movie. And they were like, Yeah, like if we were actually in a movie, we'd be guys in our late twenties and early thirties pretending that we were teenagers. Exactly. You know, like, so this is clearly what's not going on right now. You remember House party, the original House party. That's the only way you can force. That's the only way you can legally lust after these high school characters is that they're played by like 25 year olds. 00:11:56:01 - 00:12:18:10 Unknown No, you're like, Yeah, man. Like, I was watching High School Musical, but I was like, fantasizing about the 23 year old that's playing this 16 year old. That's what's going on, really, y'all? Oh, man, that's crazy. Well, you actually say it out loud, like, let me hear you. Like, Oh, wow. There. That's why I like to say stuff out loud, because I'm like, Y'all realize this is what's happening right here, right now. 00:12:18:11 - 00:12:42:13 Unknown Right? And then you watch people's heads fucking explode, huh? And then this YouTuber, I only notice YouTubers name or do YouTuber Twitter. Something like it had made it right out the in New York over fucking some PlayStation five shit or some shit. Oh no. I saw that there was a she was nuts. They were doing a PlayStation five people. 00:12:42:13 - 00:13:05:02 Unknown Five now they were doing a ps5 giveaway. Yeah. In Central Park. Understand? Now the riot or whatever. Fucking the mayhem, how it all ends up happening. Yes, that's exactly right. It's all because of white supremacy. Is Donald Trump going to go out there and get something and then they are. This is a YouTube I was giving them. Well, that she was on the right path. 00:13:05:02 - 00:13:26:03 Unknown But yes, it's similar to the Capitol bill. It's what we were talking about earlier, my people. What happened at the Capitol. Well, see the juju unit Mike and I were discussing prior to your arrival how people in this country are more apt to let their hatred drive their thought process and that's part of why I've, like sworn off hating political people. 00:13:26:05 - 00:13:42:17 Unknown I don't like them, but I'm not going to let them have as much of me as I hate that energy to put into putting energy into one. It's not even that you know what it is. When I was a young man, here I am all old and shit now. But when I was a young man and they passed the Patriot Act, I was thoroughly fucking mad. 00:13:42:19 - 00:14:10:20 Unknown And I hated George Bush for at least 18 months, if not five or six years. I don't know. I'm not sure how long because it's all hindsight. You know what I mean? But at some point in that 18 months to five or six years, I realized that allowing myself to give that much of myself as it is to hate this person who in theory thinks they're doing the best that they can for what they think is right. 00:14:10:23 - 00:14:46:08 Unknown Yeah, to let my self hate that person is giving at least 50%, if not 80% to 90% too much of me to that person. But what it also does, what it also does is it clouds my ability to interpret a situation. And that's what so many people don't realize when they're allowing themselves to hate someone, they're letting your hatred cloud your ability to objectively look at an individual's situation. 00:14:46:10 - 00:15:13:01 Unknown The fact that you hate this person lets you sit back and allow for things to happen that you should think of and go, You know what? That's unfair. On a grand scale or beyond, what is my political belief on the situation? Like I can dislike this person or like that person and at the same time look at the situation and objectively go, That's fair. 00:15:13:01 - 00:15:41:28 Unknown That's not fair. Yeah, Yeah. And that is something that when you let hatred drive your belief system, when you let your hatred of Donald Trump or Joe Biden or whoever cloud your vision and ability to interpret really when you let that happen to yourself, you're you're so far out of bounds from where you should be, you know, And it's like George Bush taught me that. 00:15:42:00 - 00:16:09:03 Unknown The Patriot Act taught me that. And I feel that I'm fortunate to have lived through that at a time when so many people thought everything was just fucking fine. Yeah. Yeah. You know, And for the last 5 to 10 years, I've been so far removed from the negative feelings because all of it is shit that I foresaw coming long ago. 00:16:09:06 - 00:16:38:18 Unknown The reason I was able to foresee it was because I let go of my hatred for George Bush. It was prior to him being out of office that I still I'm not going to let myself hate this man anymore. Yeah, I'm going to look at the situation and interpret it as best as I can. I'm going to pull from as many sources as I can, information about whatever issue so that I can make like a hopefully enlightened perspective and statement and realization or awareness of the issue. 00:16:38:21 - 00:16:57:03 Unknown Yeah, you know what I mean? And it makes me sick. But so many people are so caught up in their hatred that they can't let themselves look at the situation objectively. They can't go. This is not only that, they can't see what's actually been happening to them and around them and to us. To all of everybody in general. 00:16:57:09 - 00:17:30:26 Unknown Yes, right. Like this is ruining like many people's ability to interact like that because people are letting their hatred drive their thought process. Yeah. Like it's okay for me to disagree with you about something. You know what? I don't even know. Okay, so here's my thought on it now. Like, I think some of it's actual real hate and some of it it's just because I got to fit into this group since, you know, I agree with this, I should be mad about this too, because they're mad about it. 00:17:30:26 - 00:17:57:07 Unknown That's allowing your ideological guy to see that you have to drive your thought process. Exactly. It's the same basis where like your hatred or your adherence to your ideological for whatever you want to call it, that's clouding your ability to interpret the situation. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know how to give it like a reference, but like, if I loved a car, right? 00:17:57:07 - 00:18:14:23 Unknown Because a car is a very simple thing, right? Yeah, a car works or it doesn't work, but there's many degrees of fucked up in between. Yeah, right. Like your car could be writing. Perfect. Everything is perfect. Like it's brand new, straight out of the factory. Or you buy a used car or 250,000 miles on. It has many, many problems. 00:18:14:23 - 00:18:35:03 Unknown That is what is equivalent to our government in this country right now is a used car with way too many miles on it and no one is willing to fix the things that are broken with it. And I don't understand that mentality. It's like, look, we can keep putting it on down the road. Yeah. Or we can try to fix this piece of shit. 00:18:35:06 - 00:19:02:27 Unknown All right, We're back. Make you run. Good. It's like a Walmart cart right now. It's got, you know, every Walmart car right from wrong way. It's got that fucking sticky wheel. Ashes is struggling is why we're doing this. Like with with it comes to a car though there's a level of is this worth the investment whereas I don't believe America the United States of America is not worth the investment no matter what the fuck it is like. 00:19:03:02 - 00:19:21:11 Unknown I hate that people hate this country. It's one of the few things I allow myself to get to hate. Yeah, like the fact that people can admit that this is still a really good option, man. Oh, yeah. It is. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's not a better place that I'd rather be just. Ah, that doesn't mean I think it's perfect. 00:19:21:11 - 00:19:39:18 Unknown Fuck, no, by no means like, if your car doesn't steer right and you replace everything involved with the steering, it's going to be better. Yeah. Now you can nickel and dime and go, Okay, now maybe I can get away, but just throw in a new tire right on and everything will get down there. But eventually that problem is going to come right back. 00:19:39:19 - 00:20:00:17 Unknown Exactly. My respect to Main is right? Yeah. And we are. We are so steadfastly not fixing our issues. All I need is a motherfucker that wants to fix shit instead of saying I don't like him, I like him. Not who is there to say, Hey, guess what? I'm gonna fix something. I'm. I'm gonna try to fix this. I might not be the best at it, but I'm willing to put a good effort into working on fixing it. 00:20:00:17 - 00:20:21:12 Unknown I would rather rebuild the whole thing and make it work. Right? Yeah. And then sit there and complain about it not working. Yeah. Yeah. I'd rather put the effort into fixing the problem, but that goes with anything like you. Are you heard about my shit? About, you know, my truck issues and shit? Sure. You always got to focus on going on because they refuse to actually get it fixed right? 00:20:21:12 - 00:20:39:05 Unknown They'll rather fucking spend the money and do some bullshit just to get it going long enough to fuck up again. And it's usually the same issue. And that's literally that's what exactly every year. Like if, if, if they, if they took the time and put in place, it wouldn't be economical. But in the long run it would be. 00:20:39:07 - 00:21:00:26 Unknown Yeah. Let's say for yourself, fix the whole system, the whole fucking thing, and then it's going to pay for itself. It'll pay because it won't break down over and over again. Uh huh, yeah. But the problem is that we as Americans are so caught up in being right over somebody else. Yeah, we can't understand how to make a compromise. 00:21:00:29 - 00:21:22:19 Unknown Yeah, because it's so I'm 100% right and you're 100% wrong. No, you're both a little bit right, a little wrong. And if you can't accept that, it might try to make it right. Try to make a compromise between your dumb asses. Yeah. Then you're never going to get anywhere. And the. Exactly. So I'm just a unit, man. How are you feeling, bro? 00:21:22:21 - 00:21:41:23 Unknown I'm tired. How long was you out there on the course today. Mr. Unit went golfing. The gentleman part about 5 hours. Goddamn no shade that much. I really care how I know it ain't that way. Yeah, You know what you need to do? Instead of drinking booze, you drink a bunch of water. I drank. I had a little bit of water. 00:21:41:23 - 00:22:03:13 Unknown I had Gatorade out there. I ain't doing now. I said I had about there, but I got that. I got real fucked up Friday night and really drank that much yesterday. I drank shit today, so. Hey, so you doing all right? So that and a little bit of water intake might actually be helping you. Then there's just hot. 00:22:03:14 - 00:22:23:07 Unknown It got high. It sucked about 2 hours ago, too. It's been evil out there today. But the better way to I mean, eighties, you know, I mean, it wasn't bad, but know, it was more like it got ready to rain or something. We got hot as fuck. Yeah, you guys got muggy, but fucking Oh, man, Saturday it was fucking a nice ass fucking day. 00:22:23:09 - 00:22:42:12 Unknown The reason I got out there, Crockett, is that I got a lot done yesterday. The Saturday was a real nice wash the vet for a while. Thanks, man. As a cleaned up. Yeah. Help me affect this whole last week was nice, man. I'm all for the humidity all fucking week, huh? Yeah, I can deal with that shit all the whole fucking week that we went by. 00:22:42:12 - 00:23:07:17 Unknown So fucking smooth and at ease. It was comfortable, huh? You know, to me it was funny, right? Because, like, where I work, the O.G. Bobby Knight Johnson took himself a fucking vacation. He's a big boy, so he's always, like, hot, hot. When it's hot now he's like, He's miserable. My man is suffering. So I found it amusing that he took vacation during the best, most comfortable week we've had in a couple of months. 00:23:07:20 - 00:23:29:23 Unknown And he probably was somewhere where it was fucking miserable. Yeah, he went to Bermuda all day. Shout out to my husky homies out there, man. You know, with the sweat rags I know which I'm going through, brother, we we have a rough time out here. When the humidity gets high. Husky homies, voluptuous vixen, vixens. You know, you got to take care of yourselves out there. 00:23:29:25 - 00:23:54:10 Unknown Powder up the is strong. Yeah. Don't forget your gold bomb powder. You know, just make sure you smooth when everything's glides. Right. I'm going to give another shout out to the people that put on the summer manifest in the can A Commonwealth can't crew because they hit us up on Instagram. I said, Thank you for the shout out, so I'm hoping they appreciate y'all the break Become a regular listeners out there. 00:23:54:12 - 00:24:13:16 Unknown You know, it's like I feel like we've been at this a long time and I'm trying to get Garner more regular listeners. Yeah, and I don't mind throwing money at stuff that's a lost cause. I mean, because I'm proud of the way this sounds right now. Absolutely. Absolutely. Fucking so loving the way we sound right now. Just good shit here. 00:24:13:20 - 00:24:28:27 Unknown I am so tickled with the sound and it has something to do with tuning. Yeah, something to do with these, these mikes. And that's all is little bit by a little bit. It's like in the bottle. And that's how it gets done. That's right. Got to keep grinding off. I was the way to get things finished and about to hit the mark. 00:24:28:27 - 00:24:47:06 Unknown Fucking mega Mel out there. Fuck. Billions of dollars one point shit. It probably is probably 1.5 or something of it's going to be more than that when it comes out. Yeah, I don't know. It's sometime this week I got my ticket. I'm out to compensate the mega ones in the billions. Now, let me ask you something. Is theory right? 00:24:47:11 - 00:25:09:25 Unknown Say I win like $10 billion or some stupid money? Yep. And I say in soccer stadium on every 10 billion. Well, we're just doing fine. Let's call it a billion. Okay. Say, I won $1,000,000,000 on Tuesday. Thursday, I call y'all my fuckers up and I look it. I was the one that won. I'm on offer, y'all $150,000 a year to do this. 00:25:09:25 - 00:25:30:01 Unknown This show. I bet that's what I'm talking about. What should you do? Are you going to hard nosed me for more money? Because I want $1,000,000,000. Here's 150 k going to be enough. I'm going to have to go a little less to the technology. We're going have to zoom in, you know, look away. Come on and hold up. 00:25:30:01 - 00:25:47:11 Unknown I appreciate that. I'm definitely not stocking at Wal Mart. We have to put a guarantee clause in. And if you're going to be on the zoom, I but we will we do see the way that would work is like Mike I guess salary year round now what I'm saying you I'm I have to give you a clause like all right 150 divided by eight per show. 00:25:47:11 - 00:26:04:07 Unknown No, no, no, no. That a way. That way. You know what shootaround is. He might be right, but I don't want. I won't get paid. No, that's exactly right. Exactly. Yeah. Structure of the contract. Because if I say, All right, look, we're going to do 45 weeks a year, where do one day a week? You know what I'm saying? 00:26:04:07 - 00:26:31:25 Unknown And I need you to be there for that day or you're not in paying and 150 K or whatever we renegotiate, let's say 130. So Mike gets a hundred because he's here live and he's at these wedding. You we go 130, we break that by 45. Right. So hold on. Okay. But to band together right you the math right now what you let's say whatever it was, it was 130,130 330,000 decided divided by 45 as to best 20 $900 a week per se. 00:26:31:27 - 00:26:56:21 Unknown That's 20 $900 per show steadily. 28 888. Right. 2888. Right. Think I get good salary for that. So but that's my point is that we would have to set it up where you're like have the best facility possible because you know, that's where the other 20,000 go to is to the bonus. You should get all up right now because you know how what b b what we can't not talk over you. 00:26:56:21 - 00:27:19:24 Unknown Enjoy your job. You will be hired by your job. How are your what? Be right. So like, y'all can not talk over each other sometimes. So we would have to have the greatest of investment to have the setup. But if you're going to be like here, the greatest thing now, I would encourage you, I would hope that you would go to Summit Mount Lake, because we can do every other week there if we're going here, you know, we got money like that. 00:27:19:24 - 00:27:43:22 Unknown We just go down and go get you on to boat. You know what I'm saying? We I could do that. But see, here's the thing, though. If you that you're talking, I'm buying a ticket. Look at say, here in Florida, you see the deep blue sea, right, with L.L. Cool J. The same you out with Samuel. You that be this motherfucker's he be out there he be talking to us to be like that bad man I got someone to laugh at it all say you know what else? 00:27:43:25 - 00:27:59:02 Unknown All right. Right. Well, we told he was going to get it, so that's that would that would throw in monkey wrenches, because you know what that becomes? That's like, All right, you we got to treat you like an athlete. We're like a lap band for like, you know, things that you're allowed to do and not allowed to do. 00:27:59:02 - 00:28:20:06 Unknown And if this happens, you don't get no more money. Ever since Deep Blue Sea is right, you can't keep losing. I got to get like you got to stay on the lake. Yeah, you got to be like, we'll give you different lakes. I signed you to five years Lake contract. You can't go out in a big water bus for five weeks a year. 00:28:20:06 - 00:28:40:13 Unknown And if you do that shit, it's too bad luck you had. You had, like, no money for you and nobody related to you. But they got a good insurance policy over that. Oh, man. Hey, is that cold out there? Mean the big ass stick one The short pole? No, that's my osako. Okay, I was like, That's my little one. 00:28:40:13 - 00:28:56:15 Unknown Got a new sample, took it on DC the other day and I was never got out of my car. You know, you try to catch some of the mutant fucking fish out there are usually they further they, they fucking throw that thing out there for as far. You seen that guy doing the Kool-Aid Chicken. Yeah. We should be doing that. 00:28:56:15 - 00:29:24:01 Unknown Yeah. And the Kool-Aid Chicken or the Kool-Aid Devils, do they Having it I get like, Jell-O are better than Kool-Aid. Okay, okay. Okay. Looking bad. Sweeter. Don't tell nobody, but it brings BS. Oh, really? Yeah. Look at the bars. I believe that. Bring the yellow jackets out. They're like, Hey, what you got the yellow jackets? There's this little, little, little honey, be a little high. 00:29:24:01 - 00:29:45:17 Unknown Be that yellow is still. You know what? I deal with that if you don't have to through, I can beg you, but everybody should use that nowadays. Yeah, dude, I have way too much fishing content on my Instagram. It fucking annoys me at this point. Right. But you unit, right? Because I send you a couple of things to say. 00:29:45:24 - 00:30:03:28 Unknown I want to hear some more fish shit that's more fish it for you. And I'm like, Man, I don't, I don't need all that, but okay. Huh? I'm still trying to figure out my my man spot. One man got a spot on a Graham and he be posted and I've been all around that my father Now I know exactly where to put it. 00:30:03:28 - 00:30:28:03 Unknown Yeah. Huh? He got to be like, over there. Like in the cat had a cat, and there's, like, a there's like a section of land over there where I'm mad, where it's all like White House security or, like, Secret Service this or some military base where you're at, where the spot right beside where I'm at. Like this shit I can access. 00:30:28:06 - 00:30:46:25 Unknown Yeah, but right over there. I don't know how you get there. It's all like fucking government shit, military shit. You see all the playing out of the fucking United States helicopters landing down in there and shit like you should. I know exactly where you have to deal with some, like, shit, like, around here or something. I know where you're at somewhere you're trying to steer clear of. 00:30:47:00 - 00:31:13:11 Unknown Well, there's on there fishing from the shore. Right? Like, right there. Like we're on this side of the bridge. And he looks like he's on the other side of Brighton. Okay, I can't get over there to defer different where he's actually. I mean, I probably can, but I don't want to just be driving all around here and all this fancy, you know, Governor, you know the guy that I know, the eggs that you need to take that to get you by that water, because that's where I saw the eagle catch at fish and and pull that motherfucker about that same water. 00:31:13:11 - 00:31:37:19 Unknown But I sent you pictures when I was over there in a black cross. Last part. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that. But he's. He's like, still in that same area. But I don't know where we're actually how he's getting there. Unless he's, like, working construction or is in is in somewhere. Or you can actually get around in secret or secret areas and you can tell I'm sure you moving around fish and it'd be real gray area as far as legality. 00:31:37:21 - 00:31:56:03 Unknown Yeah but like I wouldn't want to fuck around but I looked on the shore to where he was. It was and I'm like, I don't see none of the another structure that was was around. Like he was on rocks and shit like that. I'm like, there's no rock band, no around anywhere here somewhere. I'm a fucking. Are you sure he's in the district? 00:31:56:05 - 00:32:17:01 Unknown Yeah, because he's fishing around at that Frederick Douglas Bridge and ain't but one of them I'll focus on Now. Do you want to give me? You know, sometimes you can be found in which side he's on, you know? I mean, you got, you got, you got, you got your rigs. And I don't know if he's in like I said, we DC on one side and I guess Maryland I don't know which side he's on yo be over there on the other side and ask Parks. 00:32:17:02 - 00:32:29:24 Unknown I don't know how he got over there because like that park is fucking like right there so I don't know I guess you park on a street or some around him off or something. I don't, I don't know. There's wild right there. I don't really. It's a lot going on if I stay away from that kind of. Yeah. 00:32:29:24 - 00:32:47:14 Unknown I mean I know I probably got access to it because I've had to go down there and underneath that bridge that they built that new shit. So I know how to get there. I could tell you what road to turn on there. Yeah, but is it worth the hassle. I don't for him he would, I don't think it, but I just I mean, you know, I mean you can get there. 00:32:47:14 - 00:33:06:21 Unknown It's just fucking him saying the potential problem is probably greater than in what's not really. I mean, it's not like we're not going down it a fuck which is not really policed. Yeah. Like yeah. I mean it was or gave me was not sufficient without a maryland license or you know, fire up a London broil over to grill or some shit. 00:33:06:21 - 00:33:23:23 Unknown You know what I mean. Like I don't give a shit out there but around like that shit. I want them out of your fucking mind. I'm like, I'm talking about they literally don't take, like, chicken breasts, which you and cook. Oh, no. Yeah. See, no, they don't do that because these are the homeless cats fucking what? I'm like, Oh, what you got to with your cooking? 00:33:23:28 - 00:33:43:19 Unknown You know, a man that's like that up their hands point. Well, yeah. Bring a tent and shit and make it down that place. You see that shit? What? Your boy. Oh, Paul, the fake Paul. And this. I didn't see the fight. I don't think the fight. I. I got the highlights out of order and fucking they want to. 00:33:43:20 - 00:33:58:15 Unknown They was fucking with me. Google was fucking with me. Well I have, I still have cable, so it was kind of hard to retract that shut down for then I try to get it was ESPN Plus again it was on the zone, so I would have thought you could do that on the web. I don't know if I could have watched it. 00:33:58:16 - 00:34:10:03 Unknown I don't know. I'll try to get on the TV. I mean, I probably I could have got on my phone, but I don't think I could hook my phone up to my TV. Well, you know what's funny? I thought about stopping by here after a you know, like this morning. I was like, I should stop on a choose. 00:34:10:03 - 00:34:25:11 Unknown Last night I was out running around a shit because he probably had a fight, But you didn't. So I was trying to, but I was like, Wait, wait, wait. Ten rounds. I watched the highlights. I really liked what Nate was doing a lot of the time. I was really enjoying the highlights, but I don't know if I did. 00:34:25:12 - 00:34:45:04 Unknown Enjoyed the whole fight. Now he got beat up by the whole fight. He didn't. He didn't. They really started fucking just went by a scorecard. Jake won on points. Yeah, well, knocked him down like three or three. You know, he knocked down once. And I tell you what I'd call it, like an off balance hit. I don't think Nate really went down. 00:34:45:08 - 00:35:01:00 Unknown He knocked them their third ranked no longer title match because of the way he was moving. If you watch the highlights, he was moving and he got caught and he fell. You know what I mean? Where like, if he wasn't moving the way he was moving and got caught the same way he ran out of the shot and it wouldn't have been a problem. 00:35:01:06 - 00:35:21:11 Unknown But he went down. That's why he got up. It kind of looked around like, damn, you know, because that was a balance issue. It wasn't a he got tagged in a way and he wasn't getting wobbly. He wasn't trained. He, he, he like literally like he tumbled over like it's like his arms and his feet moved across the floor, like in May. 00:35:21:11 - 00:35:38:20 Unknown He had just turned up and been back on his feet. It wouldn't even have really counted. Yeah, you know what I mean? It wouldn't have been something minimum that would matter. They saying that fucking Jake. Paul said if he said he wants it, he was going to take him in the cage. Honestly I don't. I still he's got a name for that. 00:35:38:23 - 00:35:51:04 Unknown I don't understand or fucking care. He will destroy him. Now he's going to destroy Roy, but he's not going to, he's not going to, he's, he's going to do that. He's going to take that. Right. Because you have to call it a PR. I told him I want ten. Let's take you to the range. Let's see. I said. 00:35:51:04 - 00:36:11:09 Unknown And they said, Guard, I kicked you in the first round or something, then I choked you on the eighth round. So I already won. That does come over. You go over. Which he did, he put him in that game. If I, if he were quick take the picture. Got his deal, they got buy him a little infatuation of this motherfucker. 00:36:11:09 - 00:36:29:29 Unknown Jake. Paul, I don't get it. I don't understand it. But he had to win because if he lost, he was out, Right, Jake? Paul, they can't fight no more. Some bullshit like that. Yeah, I think it just doesn't make sense to me. I'll tell you this, though. The shots Nate was throwing, he wasn't fully loaded, but it was your fault. 00:36:30:00 - 00:36:45:05 Unknown He got to be bleeding. And let me give you a chance. Now, look, he was scoring points. What he was doing was hitting him repeatedly. Like if he had been able to put a little more room for them on each of those shots. Man, Good Lord. But maybe he said the way and he wasn't. He didn't give a fuck. 00:36:45:06 - 00:36:59:18 Unknown He was like, Man, it's like you woke him up off the couch after he was drinking, like having a good get paid. He got that bullshit and all the hype. And that was right there. Exactly. Doing it in boxing. He ain't even no boxer. He don't give a fuck right? I would say, Well, and that was clear, but he was throwing hands. 00:36:59:18 - 00:37:17:18 Unknown In a way. We still a fight, you know what I mean? And he was throwing combos and he was getting through the defense. He was hitting him with Uppercut after Uppercut after Uppercut in the highlights that I was seeing, I don't know what was happening outside of that 10 minutes that they cut together. And I didn't see he's already been out fight, getting knocked down a little bit. 00:37:17:18 - 00:37:21:14 Unknown That was only kind of half ass highlight I saw. 00:37:21:17 - 00:37:37:25 Unknown I've really enjoyed the ten minute highlights of the fight. It was it was it made me like, glad I didn't watch it, glad I was able to watch the highlights. But like, Nate held it down. He was he was not not in trouble, in my opinion. No, not at all. Yeah, I knew that. Well, I knew I'm pretty sure he was going. 00:37:37:26 - 00:37:52:06 Unknown I knew the only way he knocked him out. If they just did that fucking put his hands down, just like the shit, and then the last couple of rounds, Jake was run it from him because he would start tuning them up and Jake would get out of there and then they would be like, Yo, yo, I'll see you don't want to fight me, right? 00:37:52:13 - 00:38:05:10 Unknown But he was turning his back on him. He was doing Nate Diaz John and they said he was doing that. Said he would turn to talk to the crowd. You'll see him run it from me. And then I'd be like, What? Where were you at if he was really fighting? Me too? So he got to turn around and like Nate Diaz, know what I'm saying? 00:38:05:10 - 00:38:26:23 Unknown He caught it in the face, but that wasn't what was happening. It was lightened like so to me. Jake was running the last quarter of the fight. He's if not the last third. And he thought he was already going to have knocked out. No, he knew he had him on points and he knew the only way he was going to lose that fight is if he let himself get into a real fight and get his ass beat, because that's what was happening. 00:38:26:25 - 00:38:47:13 Unknown See, I like me, but like I say, I still don't understand the infatuation with Jake. Paul, do. Sorry. It's because he's a douchebag and everybody wants to see a douche bag and knocked out by. I said all I know. He was the same formula that got Floyd Money Mayweather because everybody want so much money for good for De La Hoya. 00:38:47:13 - 00:39:10:10 Unknown Everybody want to see that mouth are get knocked out. But no don't know why Floyd they want to make Floyd or anybody else but everybody's got their fucking hypes. So like Goldberg in wrestling 30 years ago and he was one of them over 700 undefeated matches and she only fights one time a week. In two years you get 700 fucking 701 or whatever for her for going fight one time. 00:39:10:10 - 00:39:34:21 Unknown We know he wasn't some spectacular wrestler anyone who made the jump, but his numbers never made sense, you know? Never, never ate it up for I guess. Yeah. Because, you know, it was the same thing with Kimbo and UFC and Fox, just a draw where Brock Lesnar went to the UFC there. Like all Brock was is going to be this beast and like all Brock can do is tackle you doesn't really have no skill when it comes to fighting besides laying his big ass on top. 00:39:34:21 - 00:39:58:28 Unknown He could put some serious hands to you though if he hit if he could get hold of you. If you're a talented him and make a solid shot against Frank Mir and Brock took them down. Frank just locked Ziggler up and was that would match his over die right right know Brock couldn't do shit like he was afraid to be taken down You know you get a big deal like that down he don't have those skills on his back you just fucking that big motherfucking row all day. 00:39:58:28 - 00:40:17:11 Unknown And he was walking around like a turtle on his back there. Like, I remember one fight I seen Brock and he just laid on top of the dude and just his body weight. Just water, motherfucker down like dudes got tired. Okay, Well, that was one of the things he was doing in the thing. He was. He was leaning on Jake a lot because they were talking about how Jake was hugging him the whole time. 00:40:17:11 - 00:40:36:25 Unknown I didn't see it. Holly, when it when he was like he would lean on him, like Jake would get it close. And if he was going to grab him, like Nate would grab him. But then he, like, lay on him so that he was like, wearing himself out. Like Nate fought a really smart fight. From what I can tell from the 10 minutes of highlight there, like an extremely smart fight, he just it took him a couple of rounds. 00:40:36:25 - 00:40:52:03 Unknown Get going. Like it's Nate Diaz. It did him a couple rounds and he takes his own shit. Yeah, exactly. He's got to get punched in the mouth a few times before he's like, Oh, okay. I guess you're right. Yeah, because if you are, you're stinging in the words, But in the moment, he needs to get punched in the face for the fighting to start. 00:40:52:03 - 00:41:07:15 Unknown You need to get beat up before right? Yeah. Jump on me. You got. Yeah. That's what he did. A good job, but he needed to show that before he got Nate Diaz got jumped before the fight. He would have beat the shit out of Jake Paul if he's like a Briggs, you hook a hook up fucking car battery joint to his nipples. 00:41:07:15 - 00:41:34:24 Unknown I bet you turn to Bill. Let them all fucking loose, huh? Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Daffy, what the hell have been his locker room strap that Mike can't see, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He ready for on? Yes, Yes, I'm coming for you, Jake. I've got him for you. Right. He be straight. Yo, come on. That fucking like Tasmanian devil and fuck shit up. 00:41:34:26 - 00:41:53:00 Unknown So who was that? There was one fighter. They used to get smacked up before he got married. He was golden boy. Nah, nah. He had the long ass curly hair, short motherfucker, Man, I can't remember. But he comes to the ring and his homies would fucking like Ric Flair chop him and smack the shit out his fucking face. 00:41:53:00 - 00:42:26:23 Unknown Get them going, Dusty, right over. No, no, no. They may fight. I have a name. I could remember who he was. He was one of the ones when we were younger, coming out, baby, playing the part, working on it better. So, yeah, this right here again is the name of They got to, like, let him bring here. That's what it is. 00:42:26:23 - 00:42:46:03 Unknown Yeah. You got to keep them in captivity. Exactly. Human character needs to be in a firefight. Yeah. You gotta let them rate. And she was on. I go in the back. Nate, we're going to tie it in the fucking chains. We're going to hit you with the fucking water and the damn car battery. Then we're going to let you if you're capable, if you are actually able to. 00:42:46:03 - 00:43:00:24 Unknown That's how you got to put it to him. You know, You got to go. AJ Better. Nate If you're actually able to get loose, then you can go fight. Yeah, Basically, we're gonna keep you back here tortured the whole time and be like a native bitch. She's not coming out. The gate is getting killed all up in his priority at work. 00:43:00:26 - 00:43:27:11 Unknown He's got to be like Wolverine going berserk. He got to get her come out after that like this. Just, like, run around like this, go down deep, are a bit older, but we'll see. I mean, I get to drop napalm, but what did the one Sheppard say to the other shepherds? Let's get the flock out of here. Go here. 00:43:27:13 - 00:43:53:01 Unknown Who's that? That's Nate out of there. I guess it bothers me because it's like the fucking pay per view draw. Like, you know, they're only doing. Everybody knows this is only for fucking money. So, you know, you pay all this money, you don't get what you want to see. The beef is not real enough. No, it ain't like, Oh Jake, Paul got to really disrespect them all. 00:43:53:02 - 00:44:12:16 Unknown Fuck it to get him in the mood. We're like, I really want to break his mouth for the soul. But, you know, that's the thing. Yeah, that's just what I'm saying. Like, I don't know, like, yeah, the hatred is not real enough. Yeah, it's not. It's that fake, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't hate like people hate Trump. 00:44:12:18 - 00:44:25:24 Unknown No, they don't. They know. I mean, I mean, even the people that do it still freaking out there. It's a lot of fucking. I said, Ladies and gentlemen, what is this? I got to find what's going on with that Trump I know they was how we'll get to that next hour, so get it out when I'm back with that. 00:44:25:25 - 00:44:47:13 Unknown So tomorrow with that, you'll be working, dammit. Let's. That brings us to the close of the show. I don't even know what to say anymore. Show sounds so good. I've lost all focus. Anyway, with that said, what the fuck do I normally say? Here, you bitches Later he people look like you. Please, Joe, and be nice to be able to look like you. 00:44:47:13 - 00:45:03:08 Unknown Be nice. Really don't look like you don't be a little bit far. A little bizarre. Ladies and gentlemen, keep moving forward. Keep grinding on the shit that you're trying to get done because that is how things get done. We believe in you. That's right. Don't forget just how much we love you. We love ya. We wish you guys nothing but the best. 00:45:03:08 - 00:45:11:12 Unknown All day, every day. And peace be with you. Go peace on the game.