Unknown 0:07 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason and Friends show featuring lady T aka. Miss T. Hey guys, as well as Big Mike aka El Transporte. As well as the pharmacist, hey. as well as that dude called Ju as well as big Steve aka Stevie smalls, Unknown 0:43 what it is. what it was. what it shall be. Unknown 0:47 Me. I'm Mason aka Mahoney. Welcome to the mason and friends show. Unknown 0:52 Yo, what's good. Before we get into shame, is this either beat this Beetlejuice No, I'll tell from the crib. Yeah, yeah. So whatever tells me we got a store Have y'all got one for you today so became we go back to the conversation was just having an affair about everybody when their guests return. Unknown 1:19 For so big Steve, for those that don't know is a fan of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers who've had a rather marvelous run the last couple of years thanks to man called Tom Brady. Thank you, Tom. Who is also a man data the two unit is as we know got the hater re fully in hatred of even though he'll tonight he's gonna deny that he's Unknown 1:41 a present facts and how people interpret take facts is on themselves. You know, facts sometimes we come opinions and people don't like how it sounds. Unknown 1:49 You're a hater and what I don't care how it sounds. You're a hater. That he's Shady. Unknown 1:52 Shady. Unknown 1:54 Yeah, just like what you just talked about that football that he basically robbed. Some pain some dude who worked his whole life. Save up for fucking Tom Brady's fucking miraculous fucking football. And he's like, the last touchdown volley for coming back. I feel like doing this no more. So me and his family for a month and he wants to come back. Because I guess there's gonna be annoying as fuck, you know? I Unknown 2:19 mean, he hung around kids before do what I would do if I was him. I would get a divorce. I would leave Giselle with the children and we'll be out throwing Tom Brady dick up in every fucking tell you what's everywhere, so don't Unknown 2:32 lose too much money at least fucking for those. For those rings she's getting for those rings. Half of those rings is her she's she's got he has a prenuptial agreement Unknown 2:44 for himself. They both okay. They both came in with money. They should have Unknown 2:47 always made more money than him. It's comical how much more money that check may seem Unknown 2:53 Tom Brady and that to me is why I would have been like little boo. I'm going out there and give me some money supermodels. will say when I'm really pulling I'm pulling me some of these girls that just be waiting tables and shit like the PF Changs and everything and like Detroit. Like I'm just going last time pray I'll be throwing it in everywhere I could find to put it Unknown 3:11 you don't have to fucking have nondisclosure agreements because my Arizona bitches have tell all books out. Unknown 3:18 Yeah, man. He definitely mentioned pregnant supposedly Now I wouldn't sweat it guts. Unknown 3:23 I wouldn't knock Brady and Tonio Brown. But you see that day was one check and just like one supermodel you know just be grateful for what you got. We'll see if you look at top airlines credit look like a fucking nerd. Yeah, but he changed his whole shit. That's a success story. He's like a sixth round pick. Nobody thought he was going to be just saying don't talk about Tom Brady bad. Unknown 3:48 Just what did you does he talk about Tom Brady. Unknown 3:51 I haven't heard true thing. Yet. You know, coming from you. It's not Tom Brady's bought somebody spent a bunch of money on memorabilia and you don't know the circumstances of that man who bought it in there. That's been chump change to him. It's like buyer beware bench. Yeah. Because Unknown 4:08 as a person that got money for days. I mean get a man and money back. Unknown 4:13 I just told you about how to supermodel wife makes more than fucking days. 500 grand Unknown 4:20 to pay back his football. You know what I would do if I was? You know what I do for him. I said, Look, man, the next last ball you can have or just give Unknown 4:29 us that that right there talked about what he did do. Can we talk about what they did? Tom Brady. I want my money back and he was like No, but I have a Bitcoin that I can give to a charity of your choosing. Yeah, do you think about that? I noticed charities called Mr. Bligh yet and so Unknown 4:51 he's called Deez Nuts. Unknown 4:54 What? $60,000 So I'm like, a far cry from $500,000. But he's not even giving it to that guy. That's the thing. Unknown 5:04 Yeah. Yeah, that's the bullshit. Here's Unknown 5:07 somebody else we can write off on his bug pack or whatever. Unknown 5:10 You know, for them not bugging doing Unknown 5:12 for the first time. Financially smart was Unknown 5:15 for the first time I lean towards glue responded you on this as far as it'd be Unknown 5:19 financially fucking in in trouble or nothing. You know, I'm saying that male focus should have enough money. He 40 Something he should have enough money to die. I mean, God damn he nobody's denying me as that. But he's made what 40 million fucking like seven times and I don't Unknown 5:35 disagree that it would probably be nice of him to pay that guy back his money but I also don't disagree with Tom Brady. Like, I didn't buy that shirt. That's your fucking problem. You know what I'm saying? If I sell you, you drive down the road and it blows up a half a mile from where you just bought it from me. That's tough titties. Maybe well, you have a nice day. Unknown 5:56 Tom Brady probably didn't even pocket the money for this. I'm Unknown 5:59 saying whoever whoever whoever sold it because they want time for everyone like my career coming up. I want to know look it up big. If you're wrong, bro. It's never gonna be a saying. Unknown 6:14 I see really funny if Tom Brady actually sold the ball himself with Unknown 6:18 a lot of a lot of these people out there retirement stuff, you know me and now you got all the photography stuff on the beach didn't retire. Unknown 6:27 But that's got to be several likely doing that shit. Prior to NFL selling shit probably. Unknown 6:33 I don't know. Timing Unknown 6:35 they would probably be the NFL just because they're the ones that have possession of that ball Unknown 6:39 as I'm saying. Unknown 6:42 But don't they let the player keep it when they make a touchdown with it Unknown 6:47 depends like because they gave Jordan and the final ball is joining you know I mean they gave it to the Jordan. You know? I mean fucking a lot of guys when they make touchdowns or certain shit, you know to get the ball in the fucking crowd or whatever. Unknown 7:01 It didn't keep the ball. That's never I don't think that's ever been an issue. You see me? Give me a certain dude and he puts it in their little bag, whatever. Unknown 7:13 Yeah, I don't know, man. That's just that's just pretty Unknown 7:16 wild. Loud. Like four footballs a year. I think. I think Unknown 7:19 that whoever is selling the ball should definitely like return the money or offer up the next last ball. Unknown 7:25 That's what I would do. Like, hey, give me a ball. You got fucked on this. Unknown 7:29 Like now you keep that ball. And when we got here Unknown 7:33 because we know he was good. Unknown 7:34 He could really lie to him. How's he know? As he knows those guys really that ball? It doesn't even matter. It doesn't matter as I'm saying the right house even though the ball is gonna have agian for Unknown 7:43 500,000 You're gonna get like a glass case that the balls mad at him Unknown 7:47 or some shit like ticket Unknown 7:49 authenticity. I mean, I would think Unknown 7:51 that's not a usually doing with his you know, get the plaque and all that shit that comes with Unknown 7:57 it. They probably got to do that too. Just because it's worth so much money also, you know, I mean that's, that's Unknown 8:01 also trackable. But you Unknown 8:03 know, like, I don't think these are good investments in generous Unknown 8:06 different charge. Unknown 8:09 grand larceny, but like you know, whoever is the douchebag that buys this Unknown 8:12 last boat. So clown is just put on as mainland ships like look cool. You deserve that really as friends. tonic water, Unknown 8:19 right. Let's say the bears when like the gym, the next 10 Super Bowls right? And fucking you get the quarterbacks final fucking ball. Where you gonna put it? He's gonna have it up in the mantle. You're gonna be playing with it away. Unknown 8:38 easily run around the yard. You got to put it Unknown 8:41 up. Where somebody can see that bitch. I got my mayor's right here now. Unknown 8:45 I really no doubt on football but it should be in a display case that I will display cases if not just sell it but I'm not no diehard fan of no sport like that. You know I mean like this dude's last ball or fucking Unknown 9:01 got one. What if it was your favorite fisherman and he had his Unknown 9:07 favorite fish my favorite fish but like my boy, my academic has to be breakdancing on the boat when he catch fish. But other than that he didn't want to do that anymore. So I'm back to me Unknown 9:24 Well, that's nice to you that you recognize the you are your favorite angler. Not a Unknown 9:28 mother boy is there really cheating? If you're watching like Jimmy Houston or like Bill danza know them. They're going to they're always I don't know. A cheat they go to a private pond and can't nobody get on that got fish. So they're gonna catch fish. And I'm saying but isn't that how private professional fishermen do their thing like they put them in like a certain space because they go on tickets. catching fish and you Unknown 9:58 should be able to go down these tournaments and whoop their asses because you're out here fucking the fucking difficult, Unknown 10:04 difficult spots. You know what I mean? Hogs often 95 Unknown 10:10 He's off the highway. Like I'm more of an aquatic fisherman so to say an aquatic come from Unknown 10:20 behind the tree machine if I got through because if I don't know the guy know that's a spooky fishermen do like drop me off. And I say go to the company that wrote this poem, see what it's about. Unknown 10:37 So you threw a line in and reel it back in and then got back. Unknown 10:44 It was mobile join in house so Unknown 10:47 you're assessing the water. Let me go online and so I can read this. Right there's too much time Unknown 10:53 anywhere it was all open to he was like Yo man Hey, just drop me a turn. Now you go put your location Unknown 11:03 hold up. I'ma drop a pan there's only two pounds really Unknown 11:07 right yo man draw me right here come back around pick me up a sack. Gotcha. Unknown 11:11 Yeah, dude, I got a lot of Q unit t shirt concepts bubbling. Like, they got a back in the day in NASCAR. They I guess they still do it in NASCAR, but they have these T shirts where there's like a T of car running across the thing and they got like the guy's face and it says like a number and everything. You know what I mean? Let's think about making like a G Unit racecar t shirt, card number 69. And you know what I mean? All that kind of shit with a bunch of crazy sponsors like the strip club. Yeah, Biggie Smalls, Lola Biggie Smalls strip club and Unknown 11:41 all you got to have booty old twine. Unknown 11:46 Booting all time might be a little too deep of a reference, but maybe we'll see. Unknown 11:51 Or, what is it? 150 pound test time Unknown 11:54 to test. Unknown 11:56 A roll that match up over onto itself. Putting my hands back on making afraid to catch a fish with a lot. I love this man's logic. What am I doing is I'm a short pieces downtime together make a fishing line after time Unknown 12:15 together as long Unknown 12:20 will make a hook and I will make a hook out of a stick Unknown 12:26 to make it happen Yeah, he would definitely make it happen Unknown 12:31 on Naked and Afraid I failed my baby dick in my shoes and go bring with her flower take his shoes. Unknown 12:42 This was fuck about the sales man. I can't believe I can't believe my partner. He brought it freakin sandals. Unknown 12:47 They were gonna survive. Gosh, Unknown 12:50 you should bring real shoes if you brought like flip flops in a Naked and Afraid welcome before Unknown 12:59 for whatever they brought. Oh really? You bought a damn knife rarely. Unknown 13:08 Flip flops and this year twine Unknown 13:11 one flops put the bug in this Unknown 13:13 bag about you guys are crocs on they can make you Unknown 13:17 know I think crocs would be terrible too. If you're gonna do any sort of open shoe needs to be a Tiva straight up a three point sandal. At least I can Unknown 13:25 do to three points. Yeah, Unknown 13:27 anywhere like hiking boots. Braille that you can Unknown 13:32 think play a day put it down fall and ask me something on the bottom. Unknown 13:37 The summary about some non bottom Unknown 13:40 thorns sticks around Unknown 13:41 he should be out there with a piece of wood shaping it to his foot like 20 leaves together this Unknown 13:49 piece of bark. Unknown 13:50 I don't think that's going to work now. Unknown 13:52 I just need some kind of cushion between 300 and something 200 pounds down on stage Unknown 14:02 you're also not interested to do a Naked and Afraid I'm going to do unit 4 million Unknown 14:05 nothing out there but making shit a million dollars was made money. Last week, de la he put up some weird challenges who was the other one about the Rocky Mountain Oysters and you could be a have a superpower if you ate Unknown 14:26 a bonus but if it gave you a superpower that you're going to come out remember what superpower was the deck always gets you got eaten once a week. Unknown 14:42 But I do vaguely remember that. Yes. Ball balls kept your dick hard for the rest of your life you the ball ball every week. Unknown 14:52 Worth it actually gave you a superpower like your actual superpower depending on how it was cooked. If you have fried balls again like super strange ball balls, he could fly. Yeah, shit, man. Unknown 15:05 I want to eat my man flying with a Unknown 15:11 super big turn invisible. Yeah. Unknown 15:14 That sounds fun to have a big Unknown 15:15 one. A lot of balls and powers last. Unknown 15:20 Alright, let's say they wiki give them a week. Unknown 15:24 And every fucking week, every week. Unknown 15:32 Exactly. You ate your bowl balls today. I'm up in the air but she's like, Unknown 15:37 You see me fly to work today's gasoline. Gasoline is $5 a gallon son I am flying to work on these bull bars are Unknown 15:48 short on balls. Ladies and gentlemen. Gas prices went up balls worried faces like there's gonna be more chicken whatever this conversation made me talk to a dude I work with who also raises cattle. He was telling me about because I didn't think the people actually ate Rocky Mountain Oysters or bowl balls and think that was a real thing. I thought we were joking. All both whether you sell them to eat or not, you know, get castrated. It makes their temperament better whatever that they do to castrate fucking bull sale, whatever band around. Yeah, you know what I'm talking to? Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine the sociopath that have fun go out there with a rubber band and in a rubber band, and then leave it to Unknown 16:45 fall asleep. till they get dead and fall off? Oh Unknown 16:49 boy I work with it was like sometimes they don't fall out. You gotta go out there and smell bad though. Like you're fucking cool human being I get to eat cow I know. I'm doing the worst thing that still fucking Sell me the county that had bolts or nuts really died. I don't mind a little bit. Put that animal through that much. meat tastes better. I'm gonna ask Why save you know, save the balls nuts. Let them live. What am I supposed to do? With all these fucking the cows? You want? Anyways, I didn't understand it at all. And he's trying to explain it to me to make it make sense of nothing he could have everything you said made it worse. Everything's. I'm not nearly as bad as the guy who puts the drill up there reps. Do all that stuff. I'm still pretty horrible. Found the drill that goes up in there. Or you left that motherfucker with a rubber band around his balls for seven days. You know what? Unknown 17:49 He said? Right? Like when confronted with two evil choices do the less evil one. So that's what Jesus says what Jesus said that he can remember that when you vote I'll try that next Unknown 18:03 time to do the last one not thinking about this ever again. You know, especially when I'm thinking about cowboy balls like that. And they're funny we talked about it so it was like with bandits and over the weekend. They ended them do me a rubber band. Unknown 18:17 Rubber bands around the balls and we're gonna be out here laying around with the field hockey sticks playing field hockey with bull balls. Unknown 18:24 But you got to be the person who got to cut the malls and put the band on the balls. You got to be a Bama. We're gonna handle some bull balls because there's a lot Unknown 18:34 worse than the girl that collects the horse sperm in the yes there's worse. Jacket all these Unknown 18:43 horses enjoying Unknown 18:45 himself the bulls walk around for weeks like mammoth bones. faint Unknown 18:56 if a woman doing fucking horses. She's saying hey, they got to collect the horse. Unknown 19:00 You know they line up of a lady horse. And they don't let the lady horse get some dicks. Was that cruel? Unknown 19:06 Is that gross? Yeah, because whoa yeah, cuz she's in she's waiting and saying you know you Unknown 19:23 he was supposed to put that in because they're trying to collect US versus sell to some other horse that isn't there Unknown 19:34 what big how strong that one bit got to be cuz she's holding the pocket the horse plus and then she got to grab the horse big and then swing this motherfucking long. Unknown 19:42 It's just a madness to it. You got to catch the Dickey that that initial thrust and then it's just you're great. Because Unknown 19:47 you don't want to you don't want to fucking like primo Jack Layton horses Max Emma for the turn around me what you want Unknown 19:57 to trigger me Unknown 20:02 come up rock hard to turn around to that bitch with the pocket pussy just blows her face before. bed. She just took a horse loan. That would be horrible. Like horses that have showers at the facility. But she couldn't remember that. His whole body calm you got to remember that smell and your home life. Unknown 20:29 If you remember the end of Freddy Got Fingered the top green movie. Unknown 20:32 I don't remember the whole movie. I remember seeing it but I was able Unknown 20:35 to elephant authentic came off Unknown 20:41 Green was a weird wrong he had issues he would have been good on maybe fucking what some Cassie hit ourselves and that's all the time jackass. Unknown 20:54 He's from the same era but he was on his show was funny though. Oh, he was his show. We had the guy in the window that shows fucking funny homos Unknown 21:02 wasn't too as it was theater. Then he had another movie when he like married to Drew Barrymore something like that. Charlie's Angels. Yeah, it was like a tugboat captain or some weird as he was in what National Lampoon's road trip. Yeah, like that was to say he didn't fucking stay. He put the rat in his mouth Unknown 21:30 but any made I want to do is my my dad was going on the town on labelling your mom alone. She was really moving his mouth that he just like how does mount like Unknown 21:46 Right, right, right. Unknown 21:48 He like put his mouth over her Unknown 21:52 face regular stand up now. Yeah, yeah, I think so. He's actually normally he was on The Apprentice. And when he got off an apprentice, we talked a bunch of shit about Donald Trump. About Donald Trump. Trying to get assassinated. Unknown 22:10 Nobody said important. Try No. No. So give me a good time for the next couple of dozen years. I hope everybody's ready to die. I'm sorry. Unknown 22:23 They said a whole lot of shifts in the pop off. Unknown 22:27 Danny Lamanna when I get elected president I'm gonna be able to squash all this shit but Unknown 22:33 there's no no binders and put that shit off and nothing is going on right now. But that this past Sunday but the Sunday before we was talking about forests and shit and you know him getting to cut everybody. I don't think we give Forrest Gump enough credit that this small fucker was just one of the most intelligent mind focus on the earth because you show him a task and it's my fucking was able to do it with no problem put the gun together record time. Ran football no problem not in touch. In his mind, fucking sit there and listen to Bubba for fucking who knows how many days weeks learned about the fishing the shrimp in business and pull that motherfucker shit off. You know what I'm saying? Like this model fucking man. He showed him one thing he was good at it. So then I got to thinking What did fucking Genie show him? Unknown 23:24 This she just raped. She didn't wreck them shame me. You know what she showed him? She showed him kindness love and a little bit of rape. Unknown 23:38 She's an orgasm, Unknown 23:39 so Okay, okay he was definitely willing he was willing Unknown 23:47 but he's not sound enough to make the decision to have sex that's why it's cuz he's mentally Unknown 23:53 to run a fucking goddamn gun Unknown 24:03 about the genders and make remake that movie. It'll never get made. It's a fucking horror movie. It will never get made. Unknown 24:10 Think about it in man at the very end was seems like his yoke is there enough or pitch David's will let me go watch cartoon with this little motherfucker with Unknown 24:36 silks on it. This bitch got me Unknown 0:03 Mary Mary Jane has been sent me Unknown 0:08 whatever she made him happy Well, Unknown 0:10 that's fucking crashes emotions, she fucked him and then left let him fuck this whole world about Unknown 0:17 it. I've said this before I'm sure I'll end up saying it again. There is no better time for a woman to leave when she notices that she's pregnant by the guy that's not fully fucking there mentally. You know what you go show up to your friends, latency was you show up to your friends and introduce force is your baby daddy. You're pregnant. This is the dad Unknown 0:39 either stuck to this, his draws his onesie that he was wearing or his dick stuff his goddamn sheets. And I had nobody talked to him about that about why something like that would even have that's why he was standing that's why he was out there like Unknown 0:56 what the fuck happened? There's pits going everywhere. Not sure why it's gone everywhere. It was in the field last night hasn't raised because he didn't drink. That's why I started running at the run that Unknown 1:09 I thought she came after he ran. I thought God showed up. Unknown 1:13 Judy showed up where she found out about him when he was running. Yes, she said the letter was Unknown 1:19 because she said I keep going your shifts or whatever. Yeah. Unknown 1:24 That was fucking after he paid the rate Yeah. He didn't know what to do. Unknown 1:32 That's the thing. I don't think the baby is is Unknown 1:34 no the baby's not exactly fit he's Unknown 1:39 back on and all that she was smart enough to know he blew her fucking head. Unknown 1:46 If he asked her when when she says it's your kid, he's like, is he like me and retired or whatever it is? And she said, No, he's fine. And then when the runway force he's a little slow Unknown 1:55 now now. Unknown 1:59 I'm telling you the principles Unknown 2:00 get it in Unknown 2:02 that line never thought there was straight me out. Unknown 2:15 Fours did not a fight till after the army because he got hit in the head with the rock twice. You're Unknown 2:21 forced didn't know how to fight because he didn't have a he didn't have a motivation to fight because he wasn't mentally wherewithal to pick himself up enough to just fight somebody for no reason. Homie slap Jenny and he went up at the Black Panther Party and beat the shit out. Exactly was after he got out of the Unknown 2:41 train. Train drain so now he knew how to Jack because that's all that all fours did was right just happened on stage when she was playing the guitar. That was when he was Unknown 2:56 the dude he was trying to make out there before she made him communist and in the car Unknown 3:06 like an animal trying to Toy Unknown 3:12 when he's hitting that dude at the Black Panther Party, he's like, whoa, let him Let him go to white guys. Unknown 3:20 Sorry I Broke up upon a lot of theory into this movie. Unknown 3:33 comes up on this show at least every quarter Unknown 3:37 was like nah man this is like we don't get started this is on me. Unknown 3:45 I don't know who started did it wasn't his baby. But brought that we all did that was we know that. Sure. We came to that as a collective. I believe I think maybe I hope so. Unknown 4:00 There's a thing didn't dicked over like I told this Unknown 4:04 horse was Unknown 4:08 I told this cat at work that shit cuz I was talking about it and he was like, Oh, let me nuts. You know, whatever. Goes what's the big revelation? And I said that the baby's not forced. No, no, no, no, no, I don't think I Yeah, think about it, man. Oh, dude, you can't do that to that movie. Like Sure I can. It makes sense. Yeah. Like cuz How smart is Jenny? I'm gonna name the baby forest. Take it to forest because I'm dying from the head. Yeah, and forest is gonna raise the baby because Unknown 4:39 he's got the money. So I know he's good. She knows Unknown 4:42 what her manipulation Yes, she needs pure manipulation of we and we prove this with the She's totally manipulated from the first thing she says to you can say it. Hey, are you are such a manipulator? Every chart stand in the aisle. Unknown 4:58 Is it a protocol Unknown 5:00 like abused girl man Unknown 5:06 for abused people abused people. people hurt people daddy issues. Unknown 5:11 Daddy. Unknown 5:14 Issues Perfect. Okay, nobody. I'm just saying. Unknown 5:18 I don't know why check with daddy issue. Sounds pretty perfect to me. Unknown 5:23 She's welcome good Unknown 5:25 boy would beat you up right now Unknown 5:32 because he's only right jab right right. That's just right straight bow behind he's come was forced by Unknown 5:38 Oh yeah. He got some he he's bringing some heat. See? That's how the boy needs to hit you Mike. Unknown 5:44 Just covered what did I need? You man, I've Unknown 5:46 been telling that boy to hit you for a long time. Now you still ain't done it. That's why I keep encouraging him. Unknown 5:53 Once he once again something's gonna open his nose of why they might have. Unknown 5:58 Now what's gonna happen is you're gonna come here and say something smart to him. One day and he's actually gonna get mad and haul off a hitch Unknown 6:03 it's gonna be when he gets his nose open up why I want to show he really turns about turns them on some crazy shit. Unknown 6:08 See, I don't think that's it at all. I think they once the boy is getting like regular laid. He's banging a chick he's coming alive. Nobody's gonna be like, Man, is finance. Banking. Is she coming on her titties? Like Unknown 6:24 it'll be the break up after that. It'll be after the break. That it'll be to pick their brain. Unknown 6:30 It'd be like wait for you to load up like a bus you're nuts in weeks Unknown 6:40 gonna have a full grown beard and shit like, be set in the dark as man. But your boss Unknown 6:50 might have to wait for you like Matt looking at some Unknown 6:54 square up you hit him dead in the jaw as hard as you can. He goes to them. Unknown 6:59 If you do get them down, take a selfie and take a picture because they know by going Unknown 7:04 look, I won't be upset. I come over here and I'll tell everybody you know I gotta do the juice and he just got me got lucky. I let him do this. He got me went bought up widgery Unknown 7:18 sandwich. Exactly. Take him out to lunch. Unknown 7:21 I'll take you to Hooters go holla at that waitress. Oh, man. As a as a man doesn't get some brownie points with the waitress gone that girl with the Big Ten's man telling you you found me out. Xavier helped me out I Unknown 7:32 think that'll help. I don't know. Like ladies milling about. We do have a couple of ladies in the building. Like if, if you were young and a young guy walked up and said I'd like we all hold. We all have been here hold at this point. So saying it's like a 20 year old girl. If when you were 20 If a 19 year old dude came up to you and say see that 40 year old over there that I'm having lunch with? See that lump on his cheek on his show on his chin? As for me punching him 20 minutes ago? Is that gonna like turn you on at all not gonna be you're gonna be like oh wow, how interesting what an intriguing individual you are let me hang out with you now. Probably not exactly got daddy issues. That's a double negative obviously secondary. Fighting can be hot but talking about it is not hot. So Mike what you need to do is what we've learned now is after the boys hit you and earned your respect, and you take them out to lunch. You need to have punch you in front of the waitress. Boy, how did you get this meal paid for and he's gonna be like you know, like, no, no, don't say doing he's gonna punch you in the face at that. Would that turn you off? You're a waitress, you 2019 year old guy punch the 40 year old across the table from Unknown 8:54 I'll have to talk shit to the website, disrespect the waitress and be like you don't talk to her. Like that. Yeah, there you go. Oh my God being manipulated y'all fucking kill me. That's just straight manipulation. Straight up fucking ticket. We learned from Jenai I was thinking the same thing. What are they doing? Unknown 9:21 Drinking Game man. Unknown 9:25 Spikeball watch. Unknown 9:27 ESPN shit. They come up with all these goddamn new backyard sports and motherfuckers get in and get paid. Unknown 9:33 Like volleyball rolls. Unknown 9:35 It's terrible. This tear what in the world Unknown 9:38 they're basically spiking the ball on a trampoline and put on a scholarship Jane Fonda little trampoline, because it's kind of a Unknown 9:48 neat overlay. I get to go to college for free and learn about genetic manipulation Unknown 9:53 didn't know shit. Think about that for a second. These backyard games we've been doing fucking Oh, did he just bless all Springer and face off. I say Dan, take that. Take that take that bad boy. That's what it looked like she wasn't ready. She wasn't ready at all. He Unknown 10:10 shouldn't tell half the television on. It just happened. Really should not have a television. I swear to God. Just see this is not Unknown 10:24 good. I like I just threw that in there. But yeah, he turned around it was like Unknown 10:28 you know that blonde girl like That's what's up. Unknown 10:32 Champion she could take him Unknown 10:34 out of 500 but I still skied Unknown 10:35 on. Oh, we got TV options question. Unknown 10:42 If you had to be a dick, or vagina I don't see that as a good question. Unknown 10:53 Because he he could say you won't be a dick because you go on into vagina but then what are you attached to? Because if you touch someone else are you going to Boodles he just Unknown 11:07 if you're on if your vagina you could be a gay vagina, a lesbian vagina that's involved with other vagina exact Unknown 11:13 sounds good. You know, but like and that's what you risk the chance of getting all kinds of fucking like Track Effects is a painful shit going on to the fact that he ripped open the same book to give you know there's there's pros and cons of this because so you got some for Jay Jay's man they get fucking Ultra stretch. We're like super fruits and vegetables. You know what I mean? Well, right Unknown 11:42 what some people act like I asked Unknown 11:48 about right now motherfuckers take they've got them cucumbers and fucking gorgeous and shit and fucking with the big asthma fucking eat monkey the best use of damn cucumber the pleasant Arizona gourds someday could take it slower and oh like yeah which would be Unknown 12:22 a regular thing taking Unknown 12:23 Gord let's see this take you don't know what kind of a journey you got to be if you say he won't be a vagina. Unknown 12:28 But you don't know what kind of Dickey gonna be exactly take a little dig average. Unknown 12:35 Either way either way. I can't tell you the size or lip coverage. versus Unknown 12:41 China or my nice new thing Yeah, I don't know. But thanks. So there's no tablet. It's a very odd question you Unknown 12:53 want to be so ugly Unknown 12:54 dude. Dick or some other chicks vagina? Yeah, we're fit man. Are you gonna be a conscious fucking like to be down here, man. Unknown 13:06 Can I be the dig that the guy drew and The Big Lebowski on the card and then walked away, you know the deck with a deck that he drew and then he scrambles the pencil over it. And they could see the the guy drew it on the thing and talk to Unknown 13:25 you. There's a lot of variables that go into that. Yeah, I Unknown 13:29 don't know. Am I a horse cock? Am I a elephant vagina? Like, what? Like? Unknown 13:40 Where'd that come from? Unknown 13:41 Michael has seen some stuff Unknown 13:47 that's regular level been in his life. Unknown 13:51 This is why we got this TV so that we can set it up so that the mic can look something like this up and projected on the wall or saw the look at Unknown 13:58 look. Look. I knew a shorty that fucking dealt with the produce section. Okay, Unknown 14:03 you knew a girl that likes to have sex with produce. Unknown 14:07 Yeah, what you're saying her man, Unknown 14:09 she put rubbers on these before they have sex. Unknown 14:12 Okay, we'll go to this. Raw Unknown 14:15 the raw flesh. Unknown 14:18 Yes. And I swear I think the bitch cook with it afterwards. Yo. Unknown 14:24 cucumber sandwiches Unknown 14:26 or marinated cucumbers marinated and persecute think about this. That's nature's nectar. Fucking vegetables Unknown 14:41 just Emma Watson. Say my most favorite of females. I don't know if I'd want to deal with something like that. Eric Unknown 14:50 merit baiting some goddamn vegetables and her vajayjay you're eating them? God damn right foot back. This shit that happened with comment Andre 3000 If I eat some marinated fucking Erica by noon vegetables, shit. Unknown 15:05 The market I'm not agreeing with. There's got to be a market for that truck drivers. Unknown 15:12 I mean, we're in a day and age now we're pitching some function jars. That guarantee of a bitch put Unknown 15:19 the furniture jar is a tangibly intangible thing. It's not going to be there. The fart smell won't be there when you get the jar in the mail. The fucking vajayjay broth that they're going to sell you Unknown 15:33 for JJ brown talent bags marketable, right? Unknown 15:41 Katie's cooter sauce Unknown 15:47 sponsors on your Unknown 15:53 yourselves. Your vegetables in vagina for juices and ingestibles in vagina but juicy. That's marketable sin. It's really not miked up in the machines. It's a pan that's that's real. See, but that's sellable, too. That's a tangible product. However, as I have stated on this show before, to the contest, I don't think these people are going to be able to tell if I warm or, or if any other person did Unknown 16:26 buy from like Kirby burger pay close orders out there that are like you know, enough about hate on the French people Unknown 16:41 are like, the wind kind of sewers, where they're switching it around and those are what Unknown 16:45 they're always on. Like what if we have the contest right? I wear a pair of ladies underwear and two ladies wear ladies underwear and we give them to them. We tell them there's only one that's from a lady and they pick mine. That would be amazing. Unknown 17:02 Much like pussy is that process? The data crops or whatever we at here on Unknown 17:10 the Westland for JJ Unknown 17:15 I'm telling you that he by itself. He can have two week old underwear in a plastic bag. You really think you're gonna be able to tell who's funky Ash was wearing that shit too weak. Oh, fuck yeah. How do you think they end up in the vending machine in fucking Japan? How long do you think it takes it puts him in a tube and it puts him in a little thing. Zips down to the fucking thing. Five minutes later. It's available to me at least seven days every two to three weeks before that pitches in the machine. And how long is it board comes out of the machine? Seven days. Are you picking out ladies for JJ sauce and his Unknown 17:54 team? They're probably just random Johnson that ain't got no name. I was like yo, I'm saying he seven right? How much is she? Okay, what about a 23 Unknown 18:04 The real problem is that we live in a world by use panties in a fucking vending Unknown 18:08 machine in Japan. Let's just be this isn't like a worldwide thing. But Unknown 18:12 Japan is a kind of real problem. killing themselves to Japan like whoa, so like kill myself too if I went to the vending machine and bought some used as panties and some dude was wearing in America four weeks early. Are you fucking kidding me? They probably Unknown 18:26 have like regulation that's part of their economy. So I'm sure that there's like a regulatory Unknown 18:32 regulation around Unknown 18:33 these women that are making sure they're not wearing more than one. Unknown 18:37 Taking those panties off and putting them into this charge. Unknown 18:39 See how long you've been walking around with these girls? I mean, let me smell Unknown 18:46 professional thin Japanese painting where Unknown 18:52 where do the panties are all the waves coming through these Unknown 18:56 gonna be when these bands Unknown 19:00 come up. If I'm spending money on them bitches at the vending machine or putting them on like that my COVID mask as soon as I get my phone up on images on let's say Unknown 19:13 guarantee that's what they're doing as soon as they pop off the machine Unknown 19:16 be sniffing the fuck out and update because you know it'll be stinky in another day to get some fresh air on a man it's just gonna be fresh out and we know more pussy smell new panties. You gotta buy another pair. Unknown 19:25 That's balls dudes Mason in America. Doing it. Unknown 19:30 Really use golf balls. Walking around with one nut hanging out on one side of the bed is and the other night hanging on the other side and Unknown 19:39 ridiculous conversation but that's a real fucking thing. And there's a real fucking thing. Unknown 19:44 And my whole point is there's no real tangible way to prove that the paintings you're buying in the vending machine as from a girl. I'm saying no way to prove it. Unknown 19:52 You can't just think that these guys just have a really good imagination. Everybody fucking put money in to buy these fucking things. There's got to be something in Japan where they know for certain that this is from a bucket ticket. Unknown 20:02 I don't think so. I don't think so. Unless unless it's like literally like this is a house that girls live in and they have a vending machine that they stock out front with panties. Like yeah, we do this. I wore those last week. Unknown 20:17 Oh, so Okay, so they're they're slowly disappearing but the vending machines are found in like native sex shops, strip clubs and shit like that. So you know what you could a strip club had panties on and then back them up. I've been working on my snatch been sweating in this motherfucker all night and you know that this woman has had these motherfuckers on all night. He goes to the vending machine. Oh shit, daddy. All right. Unknown 20:44 Why why not? Professional stuff. Say why not sell them straight to a lion. If you're at the strip club, and you got to wear panties. You got somebody who wants to buy your used panties, sell them, sell them off my right man. Like hold up. I'm gonna go back here and take them off and put them in his bag. And hand right over to you 600 Again, cough it up or 16,000 yen or Unknown 21:04 whatever it is. We ask crazy strange times we live in various sizes. Unknown 21:10 But it's a sad world. Like I wouldn't spend money on used panties unless they were like somebody really, really, really particular and they were like 100% valid. Unknown 21:20 Everybody started draws. Unknown 21:21 I love it. If I could buy him straight off Amazon and that's the only shot I got. I'm taking 20 bucks. I'm buying us. You do love that straight off of Emma Watson off way more than 10 That's what I'm saying. I'm not spending the kind of money that it would cost but it really went on we spent 20 bucks a week Unknown 21:37 debating now whether or not and Watson is a classic enough type actress. Unknown 21:44 I don't think that they would. I don't think I don't think she could sell them but I'm saying like I'm not buying them. Off the fucking you know, some random mistake. Unknown 21:57 That's That's right. Is it is capable. It's absolutely chemical. There's nothing I can do about it. Thank you for understanding Steve. Unknown 22:09 You talked about him and Watson fucking natural disaster and on top of funny puppies and dogs enough female Yeah, he's gonna buy them Unknown 22:17 on his money and I put them on like my COVID masks right up. match that got him straight off. Emma Unknown 22:24 zerbies deep sniffing and pass the fuck out Unknown 22:29 something like that. That said we're gonna have to bring this episode of the Masons to a close Unknown 22:39 take a deep deep with Biggie What's your next loss? Do joint you want to hear five eight and 10 have been taken? I've got 14 I'm just gonna Unknown 22:51 say that to his balls the remix another DeVos deep action. Yeah. All right. This is a girl. I think we might listen to that one a little while ago. Unknown 23:02 I don't think so. I don't think so. Unknown 23:04 Versus that's the best part. I mean Unknown 23:08 there's a lot of furs like some country Unknown 23:09 versions. There's some rappers and there's some make some mixed up versions. There's some lacking shit Unknown 23:14 in here. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Stay tuned after the spiel here at the end to hear joint number two from 326 2012 Yeah, so you know, be nice people that look like you be nice people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 23:35 Yeah, little bits by little bits. Ladies and gentlemen. Keep moving forward. Protect your energy. Unknown 23:41 Protect your mental health and your mental health. And Unknown 23:47 on Thursday, so it's almost the weekend. Unknown 23:51 Coming at you soon. Don't forget we love you very much. Peace be with you. interrogate me. I'm staring at them with thanks so much for listening. If you want to help support the show, please go to www.patreon.com/the letter M. Perfect entertainment. There's a link in the description of each show. At the bottom. If you just scroll down you'll see the imperfect patreon account link. If you're an Apple user, please take the time to give us a five star review on the Apple podcast app on your Apple device. This conversation concerns Unknown 24:32 no purpose anymore. A day looking at you saying. With no car just sitting down looking at the window now. Like the fox Easter Bunny ankle hop along that bunny trail say looking backwards he said I'm trying not to lie. It's sitting there looking at Macau watching Jerry Springer. Get a job Unknown 26:45 2025 I Unknown 26:50 had five jobs and everything broke gas circuits fish back and forth. Just like Logan yes there's like a rant mega RAM br YakAttack no money I'll just take more next year. Yes sir. I'll keep it to myself opened up a new account. Unknown 27:42 Put it in so buddy Unknown 27:46 money Yes to go to Puerto Rico take your protest. Baby take it can burn mother. Mass Transcribed by https://otter.ai