Unknown 0:14 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the mason and friends show featuring the illustrious poet, Trae X, Unknown 0:26 One time for your mind two times for your soul? Unknown 0:28 As well as that? Dude called ju as well as EL pharmacist hello as well as the Black Hand of Mike aka Unknown 0:46 el transporter as well as very special guest the man Kount Fif aka 1234 Fif Unknown 0:59 back to back, me I'm Mason AKA Mahoney Welcome to the Mason and Friends show was happy y'all was good out there today. With the Scooby Doo intro man this is when they creep it through one of them like scary houses right now Unknown 1:14 I found a mix on YouTube. That is it's like 26 tracks or 23 tracks 23 tracks of Scooby Doo backgrounds were and it's all the OG Scooby Doo backgrounds. I'm like yo Mikko doc we got to work together on that because the thought has already crossed my mind. I want to be the rapper I want that to be I want that to be the MC stretch I would have gotten away with this do not spend for those meddling kids god damn right make a whole like 10 Tracker out of this man. Unknown 1:45 And by the way, Unknown 1:45 this has got all that fire stuff was a damn stone. It's got to Unknown 1:52 know this is not a topic Unknown 1:55 I've always had but everybody knows that. Yeah, there's no denying it. Of course getting fucked you got wrapped up all that shit this is what they will do. I mean he already said it was gonna be doing once you know I'm saying that whole game should man and see but like this stuff. Work in this in between tracks and she moved to put your arms behind. Just chop it. There's there's some really good oops and this I believe, like some really major fucking fire. You could do a whole show with just the ones that a trombone trumpet with the with the mute module Donald Trump, would it be sure it's fun fire man. They got so many I can't spit on that. Dude. You gotta cut it out. You gotta find Unknown 2:55 digging is all about you got to find your attorney knows what I'm talking about. Unknown 2:58 Well there's 23 of them. Speaking of digging solipsism, I did Sam at eclectic circles. Manassas. Virginia was out there yesterday. Today. Really? Okay. And also, you gave me the dime on records and Rarity Springfield, Springfield, Virginia. Check them out. As you have not done it. The case you have not done it. This album is out right now on Bandcamp go get it I heard it. It's happening. Spider Man is by Unknown 3:27 background right now. Download, Unknown 3:31 get it on vinyl bandcamp.com Man bites dog. Unknown 3:35 Yeah, I was out at the album release party at all two sides. So that's the new Johnny three leg salute to the rapper jeans be? Unknown 3:43 My homie. He's a legend. He's a legend. He goes GSBs everywhere. Cool. J Redman, everybody he's the homie Unknown 3:57 you got some fire shit going on here bro. Or some slapped me my man appreciate. I need to cut the vinyl I fucked up that couldn't make it to the fucking event because I was so fucked up from the cannabis festival. I get we came into this show. I knew you would. I was like man I'm not making any like I got home and I got the show up. And I meant to leave after that to come to your deal. And I was like, Man, that shit started 20 minutes ago and I need to go to bed 20 minutes ago. I was asleep right? an hour into your you know, it was one of those things. Where like normally I post I put both showed up and might even get some video work done. Unknown 0:03 The One Show I was like, we're good. That's it for today. Unknown 0:06 That'd be shows there'd be more stuff coming, man, you know, I'm gonna continue to. We've got a bunch of stuff coming up here in this next couple of months, actually done a bunch of shows and it's gonna be different. It's gonna be some interesting performances. I'm gonna perform the album live recording, I mean to play the beats, fly, the songs gone and stuff like that different things. So it's gonna be good, how many have like Unknown 0:27 any venues that are already planned in the mix for that or Yeah, we're Unknown 0:31 gonna do some breweries. Some more breweries and some, some, some more like studio performances as well. I mean, we're trying to lock down a bunch of spots now. No, I think we're playing on crooked run a crooked road brewery and Unknown 0:47 they do some stand up stuff. I've done some stand up, people. Unknown 0:50 Yeah, so we got I think we were down. We got some spots in Leesburg. That I'm not going to mention right away because we got an emotion I just can't give them credit before it's due. Say as we spoke today, there might even be some some things that have been that have been kind of released already on social media when my main impulse so we got some shows together and we got some stuff coming up. He's on the album as well. Yeah, Unknown 1:17 shout out to him. Unknown 1:20 Man, we need to get you on the Unknown 1:21 show. Yeah, he's coming through. It'll be coming through I'm sure. But yeah, we got we got a bunch of stuff coming up. So you know, and especially him and I we used to we have a we have a whole, you know, background of working together. So you know, we've been doing it for a long time. Unknown 1:38 Yeah, it's funny, a buddy of mine that I used to work with him who actually I didn't work with the guy. I worked at a bar in Middleburg for years, you know, I'd be talking to him and he'd be like, Oh my God, you've got to meet him policy. So cool. You guys would get along so well. And as like, well introduce me I'm not just gonna hit them a finger up and be like, Hey, dude, this guy says we'd get along. Unknown 1:56 Yeah, you know what I mean? soured him. Hey, man. Are we get along? Unknown 2:00 Exactly. So I'm saying like, what am I supposed to do? Let me just reach out to this dude. Bring them in a bar motherfucker. Yeah. When you put it back, right I'm not just gonna roll up like hey, man, you know that gay dude. We know he said we should hang out. doesn't always go over well, it doesn't always go over well with people. Please Unknown 2:17 give Mason the sweet sounds of the weather. Unknown 2:19 fuck you talking to like fuck you me. Unknown 2:24 I wasn't too worried about Unknown 2:27 it. We'll be bringing him in on June 10 Because that will be the album release. Through imposes album and I'll be performing that and then we're doing the show on June 11. At crooked Ron brewery. Unknown 2:38 June 7 Is the album release but the actual show is generally Unknown 2:41 correct. Yeah, that'll be at nine. I mean, and then those June 10 shows at six to eight. I mean, the show will be installed 60 shows at a time Unknown 2:51 okay and stores free ticket mall that is or Yep. My man Unknown 2:55 Chrome's gonna be there. I'll be there. What Paul's gonna be done to come out to that so you're gonna Unknown 3:01 build area hit up Springfield Mall. I'm sorry. Springfield Town Center. It's always gonna Unknown 3:05 it's gonna be Springfield Maulvi come on Absolutely. Yeah, it's always gonna be Springfield. Springfield more I mean Springfield because it still spring for more drive. Actually. I had just Unknown 3:17 ended up my partner. Unknown 3:18 Now see that you have now Unknown 3:23 we're in Springfield even had Unknown 3:26 the exam going down the road? Unknown 3:28 I'm sure it's right by all Xandra one of them. Unknown 3:34 Borders dogs injured. Absolutely. Unknown 3:36 So so so we're not gonna give you directions. You've passed it. Unknown 3:40 When you get there with Unknown 3:44 the melting pot. It's the lexan boys and Unknown 3:48 that's why I've been mixing boys. Unknown 3:51 Yeah, no doing it anyway, so it can be avoiding places. Unknown 3:57 Especially the speed traps of the road. speed traps. Unknown 4:04 Drive 80 miles an hour. Unknown 4:05 That's ridiculous because I mean really. I mean the airbrush to do a to get out them on radio and listen to commercials and dumb today God damn wears lasts for so long. Unknown 4:34 I mean you don't listen to the show. I can't listen to the show. See your unit if you listen to my podcast every seven minutes, what 712 episodes a week. He's listened to seven minutes out of 500 hours. Yeah, I Unknown 4:50 usually listen to the Sunday episode on my way to work. Unknown 4:53 At least 30 minutes of it was on accident. Unknown 4:58 I'm just playing in my pocket. Unknown 5:02 I even listen to it at work. Unknown 5:04 Yeah, he came in here so that he could hear himself talking. I didn't know what was going on. Unknown 5:07 I'm talking to myself and said I really am. Unknown 5:13 You're he was talking to us a little bit too much for a while. Plus, Unknown 5:16 if he listened to the show that would provide him with introspection that he doesn't want. He doesn't want that level of introspection, none to do. With that. You don't even know what it is. But I can tell you the main perspective on my introspection, introspection and introspection, thinking about myself to be better at what I'm trying to do about what that word meant Unknown 5:44 to do looking in on yourself, man. Unknown 5:49 Yeah, that's right. You're thinking about yourself. Once you can do it yourself. That's right. Unknown 5:54 You're reflecting on what you're doing wrong or what your real is. perspective. It really is. It has to be from that kind of Unknown 6:04 we've played shift from old episodes and he's like I didn't say that we'll play him something that he turns out man, Damn man. Twisted job took advantage of me because I was drawn. Unknown 6:17 That's exactly what it is. My state of mind man I'm fully aware intersection myself respectable as I myself I was out straight six novel back Unknown 6:52 well he's, you know, he gets all the introspection he needs. He gets right here. Unknown 6:58 Why don't we get the feeling that's gonna end up hitting like number Unknown 7:06 69 ball bag Unknown 7:08 to get the Unknown 7:12 biggest mall shirt for the for the festival. Please. Please do man. Like we got merchandise. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're a fan of the show, we got a Can't we six nine here. We got roll with Biggie Smalls strip club here. That's how I got the RBS daycare on the back strippers Unknown 7:28 got kids I got a recently the logo to Unknown 7:31 watch Oh yeah, the Gonzo Luna we need to do that. Yeah, yeah, you need to give me that I gotta listen. We got what else we got playing on Mason and French Oh shirts. We got what I smoke better. What I smoke smells better shirts, Unknown 7:42 though. Mason 2024 We Unknown 7:43 got Mesa 2024 here as well. Unknown 7:48 It's been a while since I've been on the Oh, that was your wine festival. Unknown 7:52 I was thinking about doing it twice and 24 shirt but I was like this too narcissistic and I shouldn't you say you know what? I was gonna but then I Unknown 7:58 went I always do. That's good. Unknown 8:01 Do ya gotta promote I can't promote smart we need to get the camera six nine gear so we can have to flick the wall flag the background behind us while we're doing the show. Six nine hanging on to like the flag on the wall right Unknown 8:14 there. Oh, yeah. I don't have no issue putting that up there. Right. Unknown 8:17 Like you would think so. Because I had a few ideas for merch. You know, we always have a catchphrase on the show. We need you to come to the front of the congregation. Unknown 8:29 That would work. We could do a front of the congregation t shirt. Yeah, that'll be interesting. Unknown 8:36 We're making a man who says that on the show me. This is the one that says and all y'all out there on YouTube. Rumble ramble. Whatever the hell it is. Rumble rumble. Y'all can see me now. And according to dirty trucker, the dirty trucker I know at Unknown 8:54 least that's the way he thinks to you. Unknown 8:56 Dirty trucker, dirty trucker. No more dirty truckers not dropping the main man. Unknown 9:01 Now he's still he's still driving around a lot right now. He's Unknown 9:04 not he's still a dirty trucker by name. But he's not a trucker anymore. He's he's learning to code. He's that guy. Unknown 9:11 Also good for him. learning to code. Unknown 9:14 He's learning to code. Absolutely. He's trying to code man man. He's got a kid. You know, he's trying to take care of his kid. Already colder than the dirty code or Unknown 9:26 all kinds of he's, he's doing little snippets of Unknown 9:29 code. We got all kinds of like, we got all kinds of like nicknames. Now dirty checker got more nicknames just from getting mentioned. Today. That's how we get down here at the basement friendship. If you're new to the show, we'd like to thank you for tuning in. Hello, I'm gonna wave at you right now Mike, on his camera. I've been working on the camera angles and having a good time working on that trying to make things better. Please forgive the constantly evolving quality videos Unknown 9:57 to show understand the wreck of the ship and those that are new to the ship. We go a little bit by little businesses our thing right is Unknown 10:05 right. We keep knocking it out. It gets better each time. Like, you know the Joe Biden Kamala Harris, are the reasons why I think you always have to put your best foot forward. They're just one of the many good examples because I think that the Democratic party didn't run their best people because they thought they were going to lose family not know that's what happened. And then then, no, that's what happened because then the fucking Oh my. Then what happened was Trump's hit the bed during the pandemic, Kamala and Joe Biden just fell into it and they're fucking retard. City Trump's like if the Democrats put together a better fucking thing, maybe we wouldn't have such shitshow going on right now. Unknown 10:46 This is how politics off I've said this many times. Ladies, gentlemen, you got nacionais standing in front of you, man being done. 13 and nasty made the gas cop you want to seek him out but Unknown 10:58 you don't have a choice so good man. Show some big gorilla cockroaches. Unknown 11:12 That's what you're gonna take this 13 is thick. Somewhere. You go on the show but then you throw Unknown 11:20 it on. Because of what side you're on. Right. Unknown 11:23 And that takes us Unknown 11:25 to the real problem is that half the people that are on one side or another? They sit there and they say, Oh, come on, dawg. You know you like it in the mouth. And the other guy's like, Come on, man is way better in the ass. I don't want to that's not something I'm in. That's not appealing to me. You got to make a decision for European irresponsibility. Exactly. Unknown 11:47 Besides nasty. Nate is busy with our killing for real. And speaking of nasty, Nate, we need this white supremacist who shot 10 people and killed 10 people. Unknown 11:58 Right? Well, we had to bring that douche bag with the front of the congregation. Yes, Unknown 12:01 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We didn't bring it to the Unknown 12:04 front of congregation and get them out of the congregation as quick as possible. whatever his name is becoming Unknown 12:08 an all too common occurrence in this country. Unknown 12:12 And why is he still alive? My shit? That's my question to kill people. I Unknown 12:16 wasn't He dead? Unknown 12:17 They don't kill people. In fucking jail fucking forever. Like they should just like if you get the death penalty that should be like if you get it on Tuesday. We should be getting ready on Friday five years letting these protests all other dumb Unknown 12:40 shit. I mean, the issue is that people are full of hate and badness and they want to hurt people. But it doesn't matter if they have a car or baseball bat or a gun. They want to go out and they want to hurt people on a mass scale because there's something really wrong Unknown 12:54 people you should you should let you should like let let's say 300 People go out get like six punches on democracy Don't be paid pay a bucket so Unknown 13:04 you think you want them to Wilson the data you want to beat him to death? Unknown 13:15 I always just don't be a wish to BP we should go back to real shit. I made a lot of places Unknown 13:22 we should do all that shit. Man. We start beating breaks out people. I think they've been done should they dumped I think that this isn't Singapore Unknown 13:30 saying the Civility with which we're trying to maintain a society I think is like a good thing. I don't think that we should just like oh you did this we know and so we're just gonna kill you and Unknown 13:41 that's probably what got bailed. See, now you fucked up. Unknown 13:44 I'm not I'm not I'm not saying that. Like I'm not saying we shouldn't respect people's feelings. Unknown 13:48 My whole shirt wasn't even that. I wasn't even taking it there. I was like, why isn't he dead? Because you know, why didn't they shoot him on site? 75 Unknown 13:56 year old died. He was having a schizophrenic and he actually had but he Unknown 14:02 never killed them they Unknown 14:02 kind of wound him now when I heard about this guy was he put the gun to his head and then didn't put it down. So he was gonna kill himself or maybe he was out of bullets or what that's what they do. But the thing is, they shoot you when you do something that freaks them out. So like if he's not doing anything to freaks them out. They're not going to shoot him and regardless of the fucking Unknown 14:22 matter people in the mall Unknown 14:26 I'm saying but the civility of the scenario is they show up they point to God to say Put the gun down at you put the gun down then they're not supposed to shoot Unknown 14:36 civilized. The cat will go to the top right jail. Like especially if he was bugging a black dude or white dude it'd be you know that's it right there. Unknown 14:45 Right and none of that really matters like I'm really don't that the shop Unknown 14:48 people shoot them on the back don't matter if he had a gun right there act like he fucking pulled it back out on you. I don't understand. What you see what book do you see Tom? What the fuck you see Tom you bought seats. It's like a pistol but if you fuck the art and you saw what I saw this guy dead. Yeah. Well, let's go back to school shit. Unknown 15:05 I mean, I mean, I'm not necessarily opposed to that. As far as like old school to a degree, but like, you know, we got to try to find a way to make people not be so hateful thing. I mean, it's probably not going to Unknown 15:20 fucking go to the fucking neighbor's door. Fucking knock on wood door with a weapon shed. You know? I mean, Unknown 15:26 what are you talking about? Unknown 15:31 neighbor's house and knocks on the door trying to get their son out. There whatever. So he has a daughter who has has a whip and whips the door right so the bands on the door say hey, what you doing? Forgot my daughter's football pants. So the boy didn't watch the car and fucking scratches up and damage to the car. So the dad goes next door to the fucking neighbor's house like Look man, you suck my shit up I got video of it. We'd go ahead and get this took care of it. I already got a gun out on him like Look man, I forgot so you coming over he was asked out looking here I'm showing you the Unknown 16:08 videos people not being civil and like that's what our problem is. Is Unknown 16:13 that guy that pulled the gun. Unknown 16:16 He's already in jail now well as he should. I mean, you know, like, like, we've got laws, right? So we got to like, try to like, make this time. We got to make laws that are good laws. We got to teach people to not hate teach. People about Hey, you gotta let us talk about self love. So we got to like, we got to work on teaching people to love each other and not hate Unknown 16:37 each other who's trying to do that? Because they changed his name. You know, I didn't know. He love his love now. Love. Love now. Did he change his name to love that shit? Unknown 16:49 Call calling a man we still call them puffy puppies always gonna be Unknown 16:56 dead he could he be My name is Unknown 17:03 actually if he switches back the puppy over respect them way more. Unknown 17:10 Changes shit. Unknown 17:13 But I think it's legally done now. Like he's literally going by love now. Unknown 17:17 How often does he change his name? Unknown 17:19 I'm gonna say maybe like once every three to four. years. I need some Unknown 17:24 publicity or not. So what he did he has a he has a bill with Motown to where he now has an r&b record label now. Unknown 17:36 Not exactly to call bad Motown or what Unknown 17:38 it's called. It's called a bad deal. Because let's think about this he's gonna fuck you over and whoever signs to this boy 360 does end up going to fucking either Sunday service Kanye West or Scientology because everybody's getting fucked over the found religion. Some kind of way. Now let's Unknown 17:59 break down the entire list. Sean bass giant always really just shine Unknown 18:05 when religious shot knocks you that's so wack. I love showing gangster Unknown 18:13 family stuff and turn itself no that was G def Unknown 18:22 unsolved murder a Unknown 18:24 turn to self made that happen. Incorrect. Craig Mack went to that model. But he went to a cold and died. Yeah. And then Unknown 18:33 he fucking black. Rob's dead. Yep, yep, yep. No money Unknown 18:41 to be a preacher. Yeah, Mason's preaching. It did drop this job this way Unknown 18:45 and again, Dave Evans when in doubt this maybe Jay Unknown 18:50 That's right. Yeah, forgot about that. Unknown 18:53 Thomas. Nobody knows where he went. The man who didn't get arrested Unknown 19:03 because he missed the mess got his own thing that you remember events from the band? Yeah. He got his own cheesecake now. Unknown 19:12 That's a wild shit he knows what he's doing. He's you know I got a solid dial on right Unknown 19:23 yeah. That fire fire. We might need to get dial on the show. Can you put me down with Unknown 19:33 fire oil and he Unknown 19:35 was doing a nasty started. I started following him on Instagram right because I like his battle rapping Nice. Nice shit for making the band he's got a cheesecake now and he's, he's bragging on one day was like yeah, so he got his own cheesecake now Phillies like best cheesecake gets. Unknown 19:59 Chappelle Show and he was like, No, give me some nice cake. amonia FreshMail nobody's eating. Unknown 20:06 By now he's got like some reunion tour coming up or like a reunion concert. Where's the band coming to kick it with him? But nobody's going to that I was not there and the other girl has singer Sarah she ain't nobody remembers the fucking band. Not at all. Throw away real reality Unknown 20:25 show now going on to real telling us if you would like yeah, I got tickets to the band from the wherever that show was. McCartney. I don't know. If you were like yo, I'll give you tickets to the band from that making the fan show. Tickets to interesting. I've got instinct dog straight up. I'd rather go see NSYNC backstreet that my man's cousin Unknown 20:51 is JC Shaza. So I'm like, like, Unknown 20:54 they're better be careful because I'm going to say be careful for what I'm about. To say. Now you Unknown 21:00 gotta be careful to put it out there Unknown 21:05 in fucking sync to Unknown 21:08 your trading not like him on the level that you hate. James Corden? Unknown 21:13 This is just a problem with Justin Timberlake is this. You want to sing dance and hip hop around with folks, but don't want to take the fall for what you did to Janet Jackson. Unknown 21:22 What did he do to Janet Jackson. Unknown 21:26 asked him to do this when I'm saying he was a pawn in the fucking door chicken it's always fair but Unknown 21:42 not really heard not coming back and just doing more stuff is what Unknown 21:46 is red mud said that she don't compare to Grace Jones don't mean shit. Unknown 21:51 Little Kim had her to do. Unknown 21:54 She had she didn't have a pierced nipple. She didn't have an exposed pair of her see him right now. No, that wasn't here's like it wasn't like it Unknown 22:05 was she ripped the shit off that she was like Velcro Unknown 22:08 was made. You just need to come apart I do for free and you're Teddy. I love you guys made to come apart. They were like fuck flex. It's almost a weird flex. Personality. Man we was with timberland with timberland. Unknown 22:36 She had a Pacio she knew that was happening if she gifted me with C nipple. Unknown 0:07 Like after conversation Unknown 0:11 I think Nicki Minaj had a wardrobe actual wardrobe malfunction where Teddy came out with us performing and she went Oh shit, my teeth fell out. What no pasty on that Teddy Unknown 0:22 was a volunteer team just coming out Brady and it's no fault on anybody to like come out so tough, fresh air, you know? Unknown 0:33 You gotta let cities do what Tim? Unknown 0:35 Did he did. He's free and let them today's app burry tell him I Unknown 0:44 didn't come out. I mean rather than talking about you whipping your shit out, I'm just saying days are more acceptable than that addict pop it out all got a ticket ball out. Unknown 1:03 You came out three to ship my big became a Unknown 1:13 bartender one time and this girl's Teddy fell out of her shirt whilst taking her order and I just kept taking her order. Ticket tickets a lot I've been like Yo dawg you gotta I seriously would have said something that I hadn't even Unknown 1:35 thought about you know I do with Vic fell out to tell a friend. Unknown 1:46 He was out there and we was we was chilling one day Randy shortly come up and they're wrong and fucking like you know even wanting to go to see with a tank top on they wake up and want to wait it out. Yeah, I'm saying this shorty godson that Unknown 1:58 why you girls wear tank tops. Kinda you're not tonight the ladies in the room tonight. Unknown 2:07 She comes out the bedroom, right? I'm sitting on the couch. And she got teary eyed. I'm like, you might want but she's talking away. Steps letting you know before you start walking around his house. You'll take it out. I don't care. What you might see. I can't I see. Look, if I wake up and I got my basketball shorts. One of my big is on the side of my legs. The Hey, you did hang it up. Okay, you just gotta roll it back up. Unknown 2:34 We pay good looks appreciate you. Unknown 2:37 Thank you. That's if she wants to. That's all it is. Well, Unknown 2:42 that's what I curious about like with the ladies like girls, when I see you on Instagram, which your bathing suit on? You got to have no fucking cameltoe showing. If you asked me to take the picture. Should I ask you should I be like a girl about take this picture? Straight up like I don't mind I don't know if you do because I'm looking straight at oC lips right now you got cameltoe going on like whoa. So I thought you should know before I take this picture. This might be what you're going for. I'm not going to knock it if that's what you go and fast. Just take that but it's not like camo so don't go away unless you put your fingers in and throw them out Unknown 3:27 there was about four good ones but five of them D fuck. Unknown 3:32 I can't I can't tell her I took five good ones and all five have cameltoe Unknown 3:40 can't do five more with that Unknown 3:43 clearly you want to spend I can only pull your camera to allow for you can't do that. Can't do that. I need to tell you Unknown 3:49 said no one suggested that Unknown 3:53 he maybe could be like a real dude all these areas went out Unknown 3:56 and the real question is because girls might not be looking at the camera taking a picture Unknown 4:01 yeah, I could offend you while you notice that. Unknown 4:05 I'm trying to be diligent I'm trying to do my part of this this better if at all I call him I believe not a professional photographer to ask Unknown 4:13 this question because you know Okay, flowers will crack muffin there's no one they got plumber crack when you crack showing you Unknown 4:23 know when women tell us, I'm gonna show ya see them shake agreement. Then with the camera tell was Unknown 4:31 that the wages that dads get a virtual nod from the lady. You know when you got candles Unknown 4:41 it ain't no difference. I Unknown 4:42 do the same thing. Well, I can't assume I don't want to assume I guess that's how you want it. Unknown 4:50 Yeah, that's how they presented themselves they ready for Unknown 4:53 you just can't be that Massimo taking that picture and robbing yourself at the same time because you didn't Unknown 5:04 fire that's permission. That's Unknown 5:06 permission but I look Unknown 5:09 like it's going that way. Take it as far as you want. That should mean Unknown 5:14 that's how I feel about it right? Unknown 5:16 Just myself. I take his picture Do you mind Unknown 5:21 I like this angle take this picture I wanted to let you know I liked the angle or what I'm working with. You know exactly what's going on with your body right now. Right? Every every crevice is doing about the guy on the plane doing whatever the fuck it was get trained. You think that's cool. Check it off on a plane. If I asked a bench next to me can I tripped up on this? She says Unknown 5:45 she wanted to watch if we still talked about this dammit that's her post is public. Karen's for fucking paying too much attention. Who cares? Do you know care and he said let her carry him home with the account playing that for a while. But he would say airline was it was a jerk off club. Unknown 6:10 I'm told to do my job last here's the story right? He was like man, wait a minute, but he asked permission I said yes. So to get in trouble for Unknown 6:24 filming though, because I think that that might Unknown 6:26 be a stipulation ticket. Just figured out what needs to be done to make it okay. I think you have to ask everyone on a plane. You can't just ask the girl next to you you have to be invisible Unknown 6:38 to ask the person in front of me that everybody Unknown 6:46 finds just like it has to know your novel that Unknown 6:51 can I get you guys all to sign this petition that says I can masturbate in the back of the plane while we're flying? People are not going to sign that petition. So there you go. Why it's not exactly Unknown 7:04 common thing a Unknown 7:06 man can arrest balls. Off jerker offers aren't really in really a thing. Yeah, he Unknown 7:12 wants an impulse of jerking off. Unknown 7:16 Peewee Herman that's premeditated masturbation. Unknown 7:19 What if he was asleep? You know the Mongol we already seen. Unknown 7:25 I don't know about that. What I've seen. I wait okay. Unknown 7:31 The real question is sleep but Unknown 7:34 if he spackling someone's eyes then he's then that's like spitting on different terms what Unknown 7:42 a guy wants and I was on the phone real late at night because I had to work and you know, I'm saying I was on a job. stay in a hotel room. And in the middle of night while I'm on the phone. It's due to start beating off and asleep. So that's a real thing. Unknown 7:57 We do when we have Unknown 8:00 the watch you know? That's, that's it. Unknown 8:09 Where's your horse going? Unknown 8:11 Once you get that kind of access Unknown 8:22 what if i What if I have a nocturnal emission on the plane is that acceptable? But if I have a wet dream, I fall asleep Unknown 8:37 this is what happens. Unknown 8:39 My dream is just so exciting. I mean, I come on my bucket. Unknown 8:43 Fucking Demolition Man. Exactly. man asked permission like I said. Me That's all care for the chick to the left, or the right wherever you feel so Unknown 9:07 you have a wet dream right on the plane right? You got to clean yourself man now. The window seat and she's in the fucking middle so you got to get up Scuse me Scuse me Unknown 9:17 how you gonna know you will awake out when you bust out when you dream it just because you finish your fucking bands. Unknown 9:28 Do you watch big things? Let's say you have two hours or you forget turn around her and just it's a little more. It kind of like matches our hands Unknown 9:40 because we all stuck to everything and everything and they might even be much cleaner because they haven't shaved in the shower you peel off. Unknown 9:50 We might be fully crusted over but what if you're on an airplane to Arizona like to Australia and you how many hours Unknown 10:01 five hours. Someone's gonna someone's gonna help me out with that. That's play. You got to play the stewardess stewardess because it's kind of like your international air. You know, it's kind of like when you go into like when you go on charter fishing. Once you get past certain area, and once you're certain you're not gonna fire to do it. Yeah, no worries. Unknown 10:25 That's a good point. Eric. Same way how am i How am I not in international waters like how can I not beat off now that I'm over a mile a mile, Unknown 10:35 even ticks a blank go let me take care of that for you. Me off with Unknown 10:56 me or when in Denmark ticks me off. Male older kind of bride, I guess to take care of that. He was beating off I must beat Unknown 11:15 the Univer I know. Unknown 11:21 Nielsen Oh no. They probably already got but one day come up. They gotta fucking take care of like that. Maybe even that frightens like three or three that was Unknown 11:31 part of the regular Swedish airline join up definitely flying Swedish airline let me get the hand job to pay for it ahead of time. Like put it in a joint Unknown 11:41 that's what you need Unknown 11:43 to follow elevation. You Unknown 11:44 got that right. I'm Unknown 11:45 getting addicted to it. Unknown 11:48 I had to beat on four times man 30,000 feet and I can Unknown 11:54 get myself a helicopter be beaten off by myself. All 30,000 Unknown 12:00 Kobe learned how to fly a helicopter and beat off at the sun and learn how Unknown 12:03 to fly to beat also when I get up on autopilot at 30,000 feet. Unknown 12:16 Helicopter man I've seen a lot of rock moving in that said left little difficult man beside helicopter jerking off man it would be tough. Unknown 12:26 Manual change man. The same was Unknown 12:33 supposed to turn out to be definitely gonna. Unknown 12:37 Nobody in this room there's a lot of buttons man up there they're in airplane up there and work and I was like god damn if you were flying a plane, it would look like Castaway wherever the hell it is. You want to fly the plane Hey, Unknown 13:13 no, fly the plane landing is problem. I Unknown 13:16 mean, what kind of question is that right Unknown 13:24 like I need you to, I need you to put it on 1200 knots or whatever I need. But I make 1200 knots and ship Bronco 15 Unknown 13:32 a Pilot Wings motherfucker. I played Pilot Wings. Unknown 13:37 This is reaching we're talking to Jay you six nine. Number J number G 6969. Unknown 13:50 I know coming in hot but Unknown 13:55 we need to slow it down to six. Six times spa. Unknown 14:00 I hear you come in but just just clear out I'm coming in now. You still cover reduce your speed tire tariffs with this AFRICOM and you just got to be able to wait three to 693 lights or 3669 You're going three times fast. Drop six targets around coming to her lane. Check. Whichever number you'd see me the pilot in the movie airplane. Unknown 14:35 Inflatable one Unknown 14:40 not the one that's difficult you don't need to be the plane driver. I'll give you a boat. I will give you a boat. Yard Unknown 14:53 Yeah, you're gonna end up down Skipper you're gonna Unknown 14:57 you're gonna be throwing up because you can't handle you don't have sea legs. You got palm river legs. You don't have ocean legs. You don't have the Seaman legs. She can't get Seaman legs man you go get fucking sick Unknown 15:13 when they got dragged me in for that. No, I can see myself like you gotta get on water no cruise lines Unknown 15:21 actually have they'll have the Captain Jack Sparrow walk when he gets off ship. Well, you know he will. Unknown 15:28 That would be amusing. That's that's the kind of videos we turn into. We get to do a video for you for one of these songs and have you Jack Sparrow in and around while you drink your captain Jerome. I really think that would be an amazing thing to do. Unknown 15:41 He would. He would he would be Captain Jack Sparrow which has had a lot of money Unknown 15:55 as well why we're gonna make cat and do room we are I mean everybody's getting into the Laker game saying man we might as well have Captain Jerome we gotta get this show bigger Unknown 16:06 money all my stocks man all my my liquor stock bro. I got like 40 bucks I'm like getting my Mr. Money and I'm making Eli like 43 cents a day not really Unknown 16:19 need to like be making more money than that but Unknown 16:21 for liquor man and now the same stock man Unknown 16:28 and that she went on 14 stock for a while make I'm losing a lot of money on live see because I bought it at 60 and manage it for to to figure out this sucker went up from like 4112 the other day so I'm up like $1.50 Unknown 16:41 I'm up on a plus. That's enough to buy you some always make money. Unknown 16:47 Always ready money. You're always making Unknown 16:53 money on the pot. He always making money Unknown 16:56 if you start videotaping. Why should we cut it up and make imperfect entertainment productions out of your fucking time on the fucking Unknown 17:03 why he was over there, killing him. Over there on the undisclosed location delegates me and J man rubber lips. My lord. I had a we had to get out of there to man because the man was coming now we had we had that was great. That was That was great. But the white people was there. They were starting to run their mouth around like hell because the way I went and Rob Well, we didn't laugh before we got physical shoes. There was a wedding party there and start running the whole building had his edits and we was at the bar area passing through in one video somebody's word is the biggest stablishment Edward wait for the winds up there and a bazillion Unknown 18:00 I don't wonder whether they were at the bar for the wedding. No, Unknown 18:04 no my favorite the bar is for the building. The wedding is up there in his fucking conference center up like Unknown 18:10 we're using the bar it's not easy just to see though. Unknown 18:15 They were there earlier beginning Exactly. The local blocks from a block away was over there having to win. Last night people eaten over there at this restaurant Unknown 18:35 was you scraping the ship were you Unknown 18:37 there was nothing I was caught this fish all that diverse fish. And I looked at him as his first fish in his life and other day and he says see shocked away that's why that's why I can't talk with him and I was like I know this real what's going on here? This was he this is some dumb buggers run his mouth and I was breathtaking. Across goddamn mouse I just Unknown 19:11 dumb off harder like it's the first one. You see me walk around his home upon a fucking rip and I'm gonna slander you guys Azar i j we really don't get married around the dam. But I have security Yeah, no security. I'm tight with security the head of security So is that what you told them? No as Mark came over there in bugging me get the fucking fish out the water he came writers like when we are doing a thing and I'm like, yeah, got this motherfucker lot wrapped around a tree over here because I'm like, hold my hand. So he held my hand. I tried to give him a pole out around the stick and shit and it finally came loose. But as Unknown 20:07 they get home I Unknown 20:09 have to say, but I got the we got the hot leg over there. Another spot to that I gotta run up out of some man cutting grass. I don't know, man. Was it his property? This is no it's it's the world's property because this is a wildlife wildlife conservation for the animals I got damnit I don't give a fuck about the geese in this month and Jake y'all can live with them. Oh god. Preserved I'm not giving him I'm not hurting the main man. I'm exercising I'm giving fish Unknown 20:50 on a regular basis to a wildlife preserve to go fish Unknown 20:58 Hey, man they're saved and killed. And I told him I appreciate you guys this guy's made me really mad. Unknown 21:16 Since the day you introduced us Unknown 21:21 somebody told me about that spot and I'm like I let me go check it out. Check it out and I'm gonna keep checking out. Wow like man All right, I love Nike spy when he just dropped the poll and take your phone out and just start looking at the game. It was just here yesterday. Unknown 21:52 Bird bird Unknown 21:57 say you drop your pole you're looking at fakies whatever. Gets a snack and fucking the fish takes off. You dropped for that phone and you get in that boat. You say no. Unknown 22:12 I have 1000 on the phone dropping into Unknown 22:16 a situation like the one situation went ahead and the car come across in staring at me and stopped at one point. Then I dropped the pole and just bent down playing I was chillin of course me and my reflector shirt on and shit don't really help Unknown 22:37 yourself probably maybe well that was as interest back because there was a sign right there because you're Unknown 22:51 all so much so you don't you get a hot look at my fucking you would have this they come for you. Unknown 22:57 That's my property like that somebody gets shot within the best but like I said the guy run a bomb at one time he just happened. He would just cut grass. He wouldn't even congrats he would just round a track around he was trying to get away from Norway driving down the trail and shit like a no get him kind of grants. Is it what the hell you doing over here? Well who she is don't go back Unknown 23:30 to ask the person next time Unknown 23:33 because it's a wildlife preserve by you not allowing these places man. The other place I got to hook up because Unknown 23:43 she wasn't hard. Unknown 23:45 That is the Wildlife Conservation rose. I just went there two or three days in a row when Unknown 23:57 he got arrested in against a small million trying to attack you they just look at you. Maybe you've Unknown 24:03 never had no worries Unknown 24:05 until you came around. Well, I'm not catching geese. Unknown 24:09 So with that said when they come across a line you're gonna have to give this ridiculousness or have to give this episode of Mesa fringe show in any now's as good a time as any. Count fifth, give a hand and give you some some more plugs on the album. Unknown 24:23 Yeah, man. Go check it out, man. It's dope. It's on Bandcamp the man bites dog records, phone campaigns. You can stream it for free on a site like we're doing right now. Listen to it, purchase it, vinyl. You know the vinyl there's more stuff coming in man but he's gonna just check out the whole page. It's a bunch of new music update. There's new videos coming out a new video coming like right now I just probably got the review sent to me. The new edit centimeters now so there's new video from the upcoming Unknown 24:58 draft. Let people know where they can follow you. Follow me Unknown 25:01 on Twitter on Facebook or Instagram at count Fitbits KUNTF If you know all over the social medias, Tic Tac Toe we'll put some links up you know follow the manbites dog YouTube channel watch all the videos all that good shit. So you sir Go get that out. Okay, you heard Trey. He knows the time it is. Unknown 25:39 Well, hell yeah, man. Thank you for coming on the show man. This guy's hilarious. Unknown 25:48 We're having a good time. So hopefully if you're listening or watching you're having at least half as good a time as we are. Right? Then you're having a ball if you're having half as much fun as you ever do. So you know. Be nice people that look like you be nice people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 26:03 Little bits by Little Bits ladies and gentlemen. Keep moving forward. Unknown 26:06 Invest in your mental well being as Lady T would say protect your use, right? Yes, yes, yes. Yes, the span. Unknown 26:12 You know, keep trying to get things done. You're trying to get done. You got to keep doing things a little bits of time. That's how things get done. We believe in Yes, right. We absolutely believe in you. We love you very much. Have a great rest. of your week. And peace be with you. These Transcribed by https://otter.ai