00:00:00:00 - 00:01:09:04 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, for the 790th time, it is the Mason and Friends show featuring Jarod Statham, a.k.a. The Black Hand. He as well as El Super Reno, a.k.a. his Junius Ho Laugh Girls, as well as that lady called Elisa, a.k.a. Elisa Me I am Mahoney, a.k.a. that asshole from the last episode. Welcome to the Mason and Friends show. 00:01:09:06 - 00:01:38:18 Unknown What's happening here? What's good out there today? Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, Mr. Unit user said you're tired of the weed technology. It's harder to figure out technology rather like what's taking on the bacon for you. So hard to make a bong now, huh? You can't just drill a hole and put the whole school stamina there because everything's all like that new shit. 00:01:38:26 - 00:01:56:18 Unknown What do you mean by also? Hold on. Is it like, you know, the dad rigs? Like I got my dad bong? You know how I used to hit the low? We used to put it on a little metal piece down. And don't you know, I mean, the heat, when I hit the ball and run towards it. Yeah, I had a little metal stand or whatever, whatever that is. 00:01:56:18 - 00:02:16:28 Unknown Right. And you put that on it. Right. Right. And then you just put the cap over right where I broke the cap. Right. But they don't make that model no more. Or they want to sell you a new ball on sale. I'll need to bomb the guy over here. I just need a do different piece. You need to apparatus for the fucking time to get heated. 00:02:16:29 - 00:02:37:28 Unknown Yeah, to work. But now they switched over to all glass, huh? So. Right. Because there's no nail anymore. Yeah, it's not a metal glass, but it's soft because you need the glass instead of that. Yeah, but now you don't know the temperature with the metal. You know, you can see it. It's not a glass. You ain't got no form of telling how hot the motherfucker is, how and how to move. 00:02:38:00 - 00:02:53:25 Unknown Right. You need to step up your game. You want them electronic ones? Did you set the temperature on it? It just runs. That could be. That's what you need. So he didn't know that. You see his face Got a tech up? Yes. You need a tech up here. You just tipped them off so much. He's got to wiggle in the brain right there. 00:02:53:28 - 00:03:19:03 Unknown All right. Well, again, you know, it was it was available because what I got going on there, or as I it works, but it's not I don't know. They go, well harsh on wasting some product because they get high enough. Yeah. That's not the right area. You know that Dabiri to me like is not perfected. So it's like if you ain't using that pen, you got like that shit ain't worth fucking with like that. 00:03:19:05 - 00:03:38:18 Unknown What do you do? Sometimes this shit don't really. I don't really burn everything equally, you know? I mean, there's a lot of shit that gets stuck down in there and just end. It's just burning and burning, you know what I mean? So then eventually you start. You basically smoke and burn. Because I know the smoke a new shit, but you got a taste and got it cleaning the brush it off flow. 00:03:38:18 - 00:03:59:25 Unknown Got to run that shit through rubbing alcohol and salt. I did that before and then I had rubbing alcohol out that my partner forgot to clean staff it. Now we know what your problem is, man. Hey, I got a thing. I like to clean it up with rubbing alcohol. Right. You know what I do? After I clean it up, I let it sit for five, ten, 15 minutes and go right where I come. 00:03:59:25 - 00:04:21:29 Unknown Anywhere near it. Some water, and that's it. I like it, obviously. Here's a bait fucker. We just it up. Let's not dry it. Still got that little tiny bit of liquid in there. I guarantee when you pick it up and try to hit it huh. Yeah. You can see it out. You see the liquid and still be like when I flip that bench around and I put the water in them over and I'll try to wipe that shit down here, then let it dry. 00:04:22:01 - 00:04:43:02 Unknown And then I did that shit and now I don't take it in the more. But for like first get the first batch. Well have bit some hot alcohol coming out of that thing, you know, strainer. You got to clean it up better. Do you. Got some chemical imbalances in you man. You really do all that shit. Plus you have the other shit that you ate was. 00:04:43:05 - 00:05:06:04 Unknown It's. I think it's our phone. I think it's her touching her phone. No saying. Can you move your phone away from the thick now. It is. I think so, yeah. Tavern. Yeah. She go with me. Yeah. I see. See, now I got Mike on my side. He helps me tune out these things sometimes. So, like, I'm not 100% just get a few of you to use your phone because, like, I'm not positive. 00:05:06:04 - 00:05:29:27 Unknown It's my crew, my meals out, right? Because I'm trying to have, like, pretty natural nail. That's what it is. Chris There you go. Having a romantic night? Yeah. Yeah. These are romantic, right? Yeah. It's all for you. Read appreciation. There you go. My bad. Yeah, I just joined Twitter. I mean, ex. No, no, appreciate it. I was excited. 00:05:29:27 - 00:05:49:19 Unknown Like, follow mother fucker. Mike officiated. I think that if you set your phone somewhere else while you're fucking with it, I'm like, Yeah, if you move it to your left, should keep it away from the mike. I think it won't be such an issue, but like, you know that we'd be paying attention to like to fine tune details and shit because like politicians are, nurses are radio stations now too. 00:05:49:19 - 00:06:08:16 Unknown You guys are on it. Yeah. Well, and that's the thing that irks me about primary television and radio and things like I if I watch a live sporting event, I am mad at the director. If I watch for more than 20 minutes, I'm like, Why are you what are you doing? I want to be I want to be in the booth telling multiple people which camera to go to. 00:06:08:16 - 00:06:27:26 Unknown And I hate that she would beat awards because they're fucking their audio is always fucked up. How do you fuck up your audio? You would do it, I'm telling you. Some say a mike. I'm literally offering to walk and operating on a factual shoestring budget. Yes. Yes. Yeah, absolutely. The phone. The phone is like I heard it. That's how I see it. 00:06:27:28 - 00:06:47:09 Unknown Yeah, the crackle. It's you using your phone near the wires? Yeah. And the tippy past my nails. Oh, no. It's doing every now and I my that beautiful. Move your phone away from where it is. Put your phone on the phone. You know what it could be the they know how to move the vapor towards the wire. Come out of my hand up and never been one to make the she got me. 00:06:47:11 - 00:07:06:04 Unknown All right now move your phone towards the wire now with the positive and negative and then take it you got more than the positive Bury there. It's the phone. Put your phone on the floor next to you or there. That'll do for now. We're good. Yeah. What kind of phone is that? Is that an apple phone? Is that iPhone SD cards that I see? 00:07:06:04 - 00:07:25:26 Unknown Okay. No, no, no, that makes sense because. SC Pardon me. It's a it's a more budget. It's a budget. A more wiser phone to buy for yourself if you want an apple. But it's probably got less shielding around the points that that my old ex s doesn't have. Although I at this apple could remember juice it used to do that shit. 00:07:25:26 - 00:07:49:17 Unknown Yeah. You put your phone too close to the mic and it's own and I think my android does a I bet it does do it right now. Android is different and Samsung. Samsung that way. Yeah. Yeah that's what's Android There's not an Apple now that's the OS it's got to do with the manufacturer I'll bet you Yeah. Like I better find an iPhone 15. 00:07:49:17 - 00:08:04:05 Unknown It wouldn't do it. Yeah because it's probably almost a morse code Yamaha device or something. Well that's right. Sending our feed to the to the deep state right now what it's doing is sending our feed to the deep state so that they can hear what we're saying because it's not like we broadcast this to the world. Because you know what's funny though? 00:08:04:10 - 00:08:19:12 Unknown False. If I, if I ever want to find something out, if I can't figure something out, I just say to the phone and eventually it'll pop up on my feed just like that as I was on before. That's what I was talking about. Yeah, that's why I tell you, because I ran. It's due to my job shot to fucking shoot the club up. 00:08:19:15 - 00:08:36:09 Unknown Fucking. He's like, He'll be coming in the pussy straight. He got a lot of kids, like man club. Yeah, that's it. So I told him, Go, man, I still have you sitting there. She's like, Yo, you're going to hell, my man. It's not me. It's is the algorithm that has worked for me that sends me shit like this. 00:08:36:09 - 00:08:58:27 Unknown I don't search for people. That's just bad, huh? I don't know what you just said about you Got to sling that in, like. Well, now, before that, shoot the clone. Yeah, She's clever. Yeah. So you coming in the basement? You got to. We got to break it down for people. They only say that. Yeah, people don't understand. I said that before saying, Let's try to get it. 00:08:58:27 - 00:09:20:27 Unknown Imagine a deal with, like, a fucking bazooka, like. But that's why impregnating bitches as they walk in the club. That's what I think that's about. Right. Yeah. That's what I picture referring to. Exactly. It's referring to the club now it's referred to. So when they say shoot decline, well he's going to roll shoot memo, he's going to fit that fucking with JD Boxing. 00:09:20:27 - 00:09:51:25 Unknown You heard boxing being referred to anything other than smoking weed in the car. Smoke weed in the car. Nah, nah, nah. I might come in a hot box, but. But like, I've heard it called the air pocket now because. Because there is I work at work and he was talking about how boxing and then it's why young young calculator he was talking about you like basically tell him Battle Chick's a fucking hot box Madonna That was like long gone. 00:09:51:25 - 00:10:09:14 Unknown Hands on with it, you know? I mean, I guess, yeah. And they would say, You saying that was hot, hot, hot box. I'm, I'm, I never heard that verse. I don't know if that was some kind of city slang or if was a marathon player that was somewhat of a hot box. As a box I might like to be involved with. 00:10:09:14 - 00:10:25:11 Unknown Would you say that? No, no, no. If you if you use it in that terminology. Yeah. The hot box is not what you want to fuck with because a hot box won't give you something you can't watch. Even that I would say I understand the mindset, but I've never heard that right. That's the same box and I'm always hearing about it in the Wick game. 00:10:25:16 - 00:10:46:01 Unknown I've heard that smoking in women. I would agree with that. I would expect, though, if it's not smoking weed in the car hot box, like that's like a hot box. That bitch got a hot box. I like that. That's interesting. That's like a fiery boxer in the hot pocket that's got burning out. Now, things like this that you want, how does that get? 00:10:46:01 - 00:11:03:10 Unknown It goes like it would. I would think of it more as a good thing than a bad thing. But you're saying it's a bad thing, like the burning bush. Yes. Yes. And like, what if I would have what is it fucking word for y'all's, like, infested dicks like you guys want to call Drip, drip snake. That stank, Dag. 00:11:03:13 - 00:11:29:24 Unknown That's nice. Clever poison we got to have no bad days. I'll tell you about dirty. This is really very dirty is. And I'm trying to bring back to my ladies now women got to have it in their own room. Yeah we know what we talk about. We're together like a mix some. So we don't though, because we were just talking about some shit and we don't really know what he had to put it in the right text though, so he had to explain himself multiple times before we were fully able to. 00:11:29:24 - 00:11:49:27 Unknown Guys are still as soon as he explained it, as Susie said, Yeah, this young cat was talking about a chick. As soon as he said that, I'm like, Oh, I get in that shot box. He talking about a fucking Stephen Jay I got you. Like conceptually, once he explained it, Yes, I get it to sound weird and I said, I don't understand where that came from because every time I say, I say, how about you saw that come from That is a Northern Virginia. 00:11:50:04 - 00:12:12:25 Unknown That's a metro area term measure. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. I think a lot of people were hot boxing back in the day, but now that weed's legal, I got to check with the when referring to the fucking vagina seed first, that is. I know that when I heard every time I heard how analysis assume of I just don't make it happen with yeah I would win it all in the text that you use like this they're they're they're actually really grounded here. 00:12:12:25 - 00:12:31:25 Unknown Yeah. Huh. If someone say she and she have marks and then I would see some of that danger would be like, take it out. Take. That is both ways. Unless you do it, it is like, Yo, yo, I fucking that bitch hotbox. Somebody hit me with that. He honestly, I exactly what she's saying. It's how you break it down like that. 00:12:31:25 - 00:12:52:27 Unknown She said like spicy. But if you just come at me like, Oh hey girl, in your hotbox. I said, they're getting harder to get in there, but that's great. But to me, like, like a spicy box is like, if I brush my dick head against it, it might burn. If I have a hotbox like that could be like, Hey, that bitch got some. 00:12:53:01 - 00:13:07:10 Unknown No, I don't know. That don't directly seem to me to be like, if you just tell me that bitch. Guys, I'm. I'm like, All right, I was up by like, is it curable? How long is it? Like, that's why you got to ask more questions. You got to sell them like I did believe a girl say to you, I got a hot box. 00:13:07:10 - 00:13:20:22 Unknown I want you to be involved with it. You're probably going to take that as a better thing than a bad. That's another. You know what I'm saying? But if she says my Max is spicy, I'm still gonna be scared of that shit. Even if a girl's like, I want you to get involved. This spicy box with her, spicy posh, her tone. 00:13:20:23 - 00:13:49:11 Unknown You can't have no fucking hard to handle. It's. I don't know, man. I don't know. I mean, yeah, like you pay attention to wording. It's how you worded with the tone of what you saw. She come coming as spicy box like I got is spicy back. I guess you smoke Marlboro rage you might want one might be hot Get some of this obviously I've got to ask you what is spicy classical music to me? 00:13:49:11 - 00:14:06:17 Unknown I mean, my singing scratchy sound like this. Come here. Yeah. You want to say what's on is my Xbox. My. Yeah. You know, you want some of this spicy? My they won't get it where he'd be bullshitting all the time. He said this one bitch. Come on. He will tell me I working in over there by cabin one all night he said this bitch what got me down my ass. 00:14:06:17 - 00:14:29:04 Unknown I could take $5 and a lighter $5 on a lighter. Say, Oh, I got to fit the advances in any of them. A big medication I like. Damn. But if you tell her, I'll call it in, like, an hour. Rolling on is how pregnant? Bad luck, private life. Oh, you already know. So I just. Fuck. Adios is not on TV movie. 00:14:29:05 - 00:14:46:16 Unknown I mean, you can't even, like, guaranteed. Is that fucking crazy ass. Oh. Isn't going to do something like that on a spot. Ain't clean. I'm saying that's just way too low to go. That's way too low to go. Unless you live living on the street to mean it. Bad fix, right? And if I'm living on the street, I'm homeless. 00:14:46:16 - 00:15:07:25 Unknown I ain't had it in a while. I'm a dirty motherfucker or some bitches like, Give me a lighter. Five bucks are sucking dick. I'm like, back are my why would you do it? You like really fell for a girl and like you were like pursuing her like sex is right around the corner type thing. But as she says, you down on my fourth date or whatever, And she's like, Oh, by the way, I have the herpes. 00:15:07:28 - 00:15:26:25 Unknown What was your do? Yeah, I'm a writer of what if she's been treated is like undetectable. Undetectable doesn't mean you still can't get it. You can't get it. Would you still have sex with her? Just with the condom. Always. See, that's the thing, is I'm trying to move to a point where I don't have to wear a condom with a bitch in the long run, Right? 00:15:26:27 - 00:15:39:24 Unknown So I'm like, if she's hurt, that's probably too much for me to deal with. Yeah, You know what I mean? See, I was put in the context here with Jane and say, Hey, I got to her right now. Like, if I'm a watch, it's like I got herpes. When you to me with a rubber, I'm like, fuck it. 00:15:39:24 - 00:16:03:25 Unknown I got where I'm going and I might fuck him up with her and no rubber finger jab and, you know, fuck it. Probably the bird right now. It depends on how good that is. Who it is. Actually crazy about her. Yeah. She could give me any disease she got. Let's go. You have. No, I'm sorry, Scarlet, but I'm putting a guy on him all night. 00:16:03:25 - 00:16:31:26 Unknown You keep her to yourself. That's because we got our own Janet from my. What's it for me? Scarlett Johansson. Wouldn't you like if Scarlett Johansson comes after you with the burn it her? If you had to put a guy on him but he still emits Alpha. I was just curious, so I think I'm a flip a corner go lambskin you know that you're talking about your talking to him and I still see the flame at the corner of the burn. 00:16:31:27 - 00:17:03:22 Unknown Absolutely shaking the dice. But yeah I get I've Shit, man. It's my turn for me. I'm not going to, man the Trojan man 16 out and I put two on of, you know, if you really feel that way about it. Yeah. I mean by have I mean what I like about Linda Tripp though, one of the questions you ask, I mean, a feel bad it was I'm not going to go down on because she got to not I don't want to you know you can't really ever be scared. 00:17:03:22 - 00:17:24:19 Unknown And we talk and people see, that's why I couldn't say that Emma with herpes because I'd in too much pussy if you got herpes, I can date and I can't do it. That's so sad. Yeah, it is sad. Aside from the people that have herpes where you could saran wrap it. Well, if I had it to do, you know, it's not to say call it town booty call. 00:17:24:23 - 00:17:43:06 Unknown Yeah what would it you some motherfucker and I would have to do with some Saran wrap like you know get out you will come back and you could feel through the time he would die, I would fight it down. Sally can't taste it due to plastic. But you feel that. But you still feel it. And you are moving around. 00:17:43:06 - 00:18:16:00 Unknown You are. You are where you. You try to be like, wait a minute. You remember work around that thing and ask her what you like and therefore you're not. You never know. You can't, you know, dunno if you go against Facebook how fast response. Yeah. If that's a spot to spot clean grab you guys, you know self-induced suffocation sucking down plastic grab while trying to fake it lingers on girlfriend house right now things like the herpes will never be discussed. 00:18:16:00 - 00:18:40:05 Unknown You just remain ignorant like you from now. Let's say her self. Okay. Now I would just say why she would just try it out. Do you want to even. I won't even say herpes. Having it all or having a written record already does not her. I have the written report. Didn't do some crazy motherfucker. I love cellophane. How does having no color cellophane write on my back? 00:18:40:08 - 00:18:59:24 Unknown No, it is now my dad. I would never do the same thing. No hamburger. The guy like cellophane. What can you do right there? He's always got sin plastic with him. Yeah, that's a that's a that's a real. Right. Yeah. That's it goes to strip club. He's got Saran wrap in the glove, but it's like sort of like doggy poop as well. 00:18:59:26 - 00:19:23:01 Unknown Out right up a breast pocket he's got on a cage. All right. Area which only a pocket. Well, is perfect. Yeah, that's what screaming your mouth around. Terrible girl. This about right for you? Yeah. And wait a minute. You to put that, I need Saran wrap about the side of my face smell when I have to see it real quick. 00:19:23:04 - 00:19:32:23 Unknown There. You have to worry about the cabbage said it, you know. I mean, and that would be the heart. Maybe need a little help right around a table. Worry, eagerness. 00:19:32:26 - 00:20:01:20 Unknown You look at you don't ask questions you don't get is but it's you know, I'm sorry. I think the whole question. Right. Is priceless to all the way to the people, man. People know what I need. A hand gestures in an ivory talking pre video. I knew where I was. I never did I Later when I was here now he would do it right this is multi use that like we don't even is how we just need saran wrap. 00:20:01:23 - 00:20:20:20 Unknown That's right we don't need to clean up afterwards. I just need to keep that mixture away from my mouth. That's it. Yeah, you bet. You can tell. I'm saying keep that every seven days, man. You know me. Keep yourself to keep me down there with the wrapper off a fucking Rice Krispie treat and I taste like marshmallow grass. 00:20:20:22 - 00:20:44:26 Unknown Yeah. There you go. Flavored wrap. Oh, I keep saying, these are the eight has the hot lick right there. You guys are going on and you got the little rice, crispy little crumbly, sweet 2 seconds are and rat curls, man, that blend all to her vagina get licked right there. Yeah. Almost gave her hands. I lose herpes, you know. 00:20:44:26 - 00:21:10:01 Unknown I mean, I guess advertisements for Saran. What do you want to do? Go to and you're drinking orange. You know what? My dress and Saran wrap. Now, my girl, you know, it's been showing up on my news feed, and I'm like, Am I really like talking about this too much of my life? Like, I've been getting targeted advertisements on Instagram to go crack for sorry for like this, like I meant thing. 00:21:10:01 - 00:21:30:02 Unknown This was like increased my sex saliva meant. Yeah, yeah. Oh, come on, shut these out now. So gross. It's like some girls, like, I've already got this man in my mouth that drool all over the place. It's not. I just want to be, like, get a wash. Look out. Here he is. I truly, truly blowjob is a good blowjob. 00:21:30:05 - 00:21:50:09 Unknown So, yeah, there's a lot of times, but it's proper moisture with proper like if you're working hand action on that blowjob girl got fucking so, so so nasty. I've experienced this. Okay so there's shawty. I ain't got a clean about good fun. That's but hey, we got a body that came out clean if I give him my story. 00:21:50:09 - 00:22:06:07 Unknown So look, just like eating pussy. Good. You need a towel after this, shorty. I knew we was kicking it and I'm in the bedroom with her, and I'm rolling one up because I knew where things get where I get the proper. She goes, Yo, I got this big slap in jail. And I'm like, What the fuck is dick sucking? 00:22:06:07 - 00:22:27:22 Unknown I see before, Like, she's like, It's a jail that's supposed to stimulate shit for me and you, right? But it helps me get my shit. Now, the bad here, the. So I was like, I learned a girl that would drink like a Pepsi. She'd be like, Let me take a couple of gulps of just Pepsi. And she get busy and it was bro this big sucking jail, though it was the truth because I was like, Go, go get their shit, Right? 00:22:27:25 - 00:22:52:08 Unknown Yeah. Amazing. My it was fucking great like before and of my I thought about it. It's like a gut tingling. It's almost like a mild fucking Vicks VapoRub, but it's not there. They get it fixed for your dick because it's so numbing stuff for the woman. She took my girl, she moved to the Bronx, you know? I mean, like. 00:22:52:08 - 00:23:12:17 Unknown Yeah, that's when you talk about a drill. The drills out of my nuts, going to my ass crack type shit, right? That's a good blowjob, right? Fucking There was some good shit like, fuck, I was all fucking like, God damn, I'm a nasty, you know, You had a good time. Yeah. If it's good blowjob, you got to clean up from fucking super talented. 00:23:12:17 - 00:23:28:27 Unknown It just handles it real quick and you be like, Oh shit. And she just was wrong and I'm just spit it out the side of the car cause I had the backing of the car. Yeah, Keep it. I hold up. What is that, man? I mean, Gary, what we're saying is definitely man receiving a blowjob in the car. 00:23:28:27 - 00:23:48:05 Unknown You got to have the right car. You got to be in, like, a neighborhood where you can drive mass at night. See, I used to drive. I love my parents. Always know where I was. I was I like now, but whatever I was never able to be in. And they were like, I had it shit like 66 How to chicken was like, you know, I was living at the party house and I was like, Yo, you wanna go to 7-Eleven? 00:23:48:08 - 00:24:05:26 Unknown I'd say, to take to the 7-Eleven. We'd hit the black neighborhood roads and shit. She suck my dick. Oh my God. It was awesome, man. I just take the back country roads, man. I'm fucking being a woman in the country. I'm like, Yo, is my time on the computer. And a country road is 30 miles an hour and 45 block cracker for women and bringing back. 00:24:05:26 - 00:24:29:13 Unknown Look, we're no guy. If you got a hood ornament, you put that bitch on the sidewalk. We're right. Enjoy. Yeah. Hood ornament is the best for that fucking right. Or your inspection sticker? I call it a head ornament. Oh. Huh. Now, what was that? Alan, I not. All right. You're like, what's the equivalent for a woman? Like, Okay, you guys can't really give us hair while we're driving. 00:24:29:15 - 00:24:56:22 Unknown Yeah, that's tough. I got her on a rollercoaster once. Oh, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All three time ago. Excuse me. And I'm like, well, I don't know if you, if, if that's going to be rough though. You got to did all the outside. You can't get in there for saying if a chicken saw this shit growing I could carry a lot of hay on and like once you're in there just I guess the rest of the world and looking at that, you put a finger in and just let it roll through the world. 00:24:56:24 - 00:25:20:06 Unknown And on the grizzly, you don't even got to really move. The Grizzlies used the work for you. You know, it's just like I think access to it was just good. What you driving was this when Really. Yeah. Look at him. He's ready to taste. Okay Clint, would you drive him back And now and I thank you Jamie Goolsby and what he's worried about, he's considering angles is. 00:25:20:09 - 00:25:38:22 Unknown Is can you drive with your left foot? It's just a rocks, brick. That's a real question. A very nice kick in the head. I'm a tiger Mercedes right now. I have learned how to drive. Yeah, I got. I learned how to drive left footed. Okay. If you learn how to drive left foot, you learn how to drive. But I guarantee you can drive and get your pussy. 00:25:38:22 - 00:25:58:03 Unknown And at the same time, if you drive that far, I think I could do it. You could just worry that I would like cause an accident, like I think is just like, out of us. Here's what you've got here. That thing. You have to find a neighborhood. You can drive slow. And while it's at least dusk, if not dark, you want to do this at 230 on a Tuesday in a neighborhood? 00:25:58:10 - 00:26:18:18 Unknown Yeah. Same with Grandma trying to take the kids out for a walk. She's letting out, right? You got to be out there at, like, Wednesday at, like 945 drive, left foot footed, a 15 miles an hour in a neighborhood. Getting your snatch munched on, not saying, yeah, I know I could. Yeah. Work on like still drive but you got to learn how to drive like this and out of service. 00:26:18:23 - 00:26:35:03 Unknown I know that my dad there's different ways to take care and drive like right now, but like this, you got to drive like this and you get your thing going on. No, I don't want to drive with my left foot that I drive left. That's what accident. Waiting to have not. You got to practice. Well, you're not going to Pacific. 00:26:35:05 - 00:27:00:12 Unknown Okay. Once you get good drive. So I'm saying you can't just there. You got to want to practice it. Is that your hedges? It wasn't like you get all over the hammer. That would. Do you have a hammer right here It's they got Greg and he's getting him on his game. I don't know. I'm getting hot, though. I don't know. 00:27:00:14 - 00:27:20:23 Unknown I was trying to talk to that. They want. So we don't drink wine at 1:00. You can't drive with this That is out in, you know, in the back or, you know, my hair up like I know think I know how they are going alone on a baby. Problem is going to be mine. What's wrong with me? That that's turn on. 00:27:20:25 - 00:27:43:22 Unknown You know, You see the effort. He's willing to put it all aside. You wear my seat belt. Besides, we're just going to slip a slide. Show the problem. Me? You're going to have is your shoulder and the stern will. Because that extra not you got back here, Go mix up. That's why you're. I that's why you got to drive left footed it be in the neighborhood I'm trying to tire. 00:27:43:23 - 00:28:04:05 Unknown Well now you see whatever JJ driving you got to drive. Don't put it to drive. Slide back a little bit. Turn around. Not drive, because the right point is here with you on and just go. Here I go. Okay. If you do it right over your shoulder now, he said, Show me now. Show it. Did you a right to drive like to think about it. 00:28:04:05 - 00:28:20:08 Unknown Are you driving like this? Do it right leg like this over the top to be driving. Go. Let's put it all. You got to do his left foot. Yes. Yeah, I see. You have got to the top. What? The joint not going to be under there on. He'd be sitting on a floor. You got to put his seat up my back. 00:28:20:11 - 00:28:50:00 Unknown Yeah. My gosh. It's possible. I believe should. Huh? Anything. Anything is possible. So this whole is game. He's willing to go shoulder to shoulder time more something. He's a contortionist. Every possible driver here. So you can you have another 12 to 15 minutes of this program. Absolutely. You sounds serious. About 12 hours a day like make like this like, what do I mean, why got Saturday night to go? 00:28:50:02 - 00:29:06:05 Unknown You got kickball tomorrow? It's almost to be as I almost ask him in a fight. The fight's supposed to be tonight. Some big ass fight Everybody be talking about that. I don't even think something that up in motion, but I'm. Was it? I'm going. Get on. It is All right now back to driving head to head driving down. 00:29:06:11 - 00:29:25:28 Unknown I was making jokes to this chick at work about making a porno company and doing a porn with chicks where I just like, I was like, this is how you should bang your girlfriend and, like, tutorials just write nice. Just like, nice, fucking good fucking orgasm class. I mean, pretty serious, but that's okay. You could or couldn't. It doesn't matter to me. 00:29:26:00 - 00:29:47:09 Unknown Like if I put it out and I was like, What are you doing? Research, babe. You fuck me like Mason says you should really know. Oh, my God. That that old man should have made rules. That old bitch access video for my fellow Dr. Ruth. Yeah, That's like I read a Dr. Ruth of porno. She had a fucking dick said, Okay, this is what you have to do for me. 00:29:47:11 - 00:30:07:01 Unknown Like, doctor is the real deal. She's the one who made me not feel bad about Want to get my dick sucked. She was like, If your man wants his dick sucked. Sarcastic. Yes. Yes. Dr. Ruth. Yes. But I did feel bad if I didn't tell him I was Bob's boss because I did that a couple of times. What I saw. 00:30:07:02 - 00:30:24:24 Unknown And you, Mike, you feel bad. I'm not mad about. About. Was that one like there was one that I didn't tell her. Shit, man. Blew her head back. Well, now she didn't blow up on the first one. You know, they had. They know when I see that. I mean, that's where I would get mad if I'm screaming. Can't you tell if I'm like, I had that? 00:30:24:27 - 00:30:41:29 Unknown Yeah, well, how? You can't tell. You cannot talk to a guy. I know, I know. I got you that you with a real client like a fireman that's doesn't, like, make a whole lot of extra noise when he comes. Like, he's just, like, holding it out. You feel shit in the big. I had a short term, you know, when you got a bus, I'm going to. 00:30:42:05 - 00:30:59:23 Unknown I'm going to defer to the lady about what I can feel that I care about. If you have like a you start to come at the same time that they do, sometimes you just think like, Oh, that was just me. Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually know And like, sometimes you really can't ask because you're just like, Oh, I just came like, oh, what did they say? 00:31:00:00 - 00:31:19:14 Unknown Okay, Yeah, That's why I like a lady that comes like, while I'm fucking her. Like, like in a way that I can tell you is that makes me shake my hand. I mean, he doesn't like shake noises based on the vibe, the grip become the creepy pussy, all that shit. Like, that's cool. Like, Oh, look at me. I'll get it done. 00:31:19:14 - 00:31:38:00 Unknown I'm doing it right. Oh, shit. Time to come to our. And then we're done. And it's like, nice. You know what I'm saying? That's why you got to start with eating the person. But see, here's David Gibson. You know, women come in a fucking fantastic way, right? It's. It's attractive. I know I'm retarded when I boss when I'm straight down. 00:31:38:00 - 00:32:03:18 Unknown This father. Oh, right. Yeah. Black man. Ain't nothing fucking like the sex. You know, my and I know I go straight. Stupid dumb anyway. Oh, like I got this. Like, we think that sexy me now that's sexy. Like, pat ourselves on the back, like, good job. Like I have a war. Like, I feel like our little grumble. Like it's just like a beastly yeah, like something like. 00:32:03:18 - 00:32:18:21 Unknown Yeah, but it sounds different model at that I it's the beastly right But that's why like as as Lisa says the ladies appreciate that. So like if I get to the point of coming I like destroys in general I like to do that like let it go noise. I try to let it go and be like that because girls do that too. 00:32:18:22 - 00:32:37:18 Unknown There are some girls out there that try to keep their shit together and that's not fun. Relax. Let it fly, baby, we're naked. Yeah, but if you see my dick, see how he reacts. Good kids. See, we are kids. You sit there a certain way. I'd be fucking bitches with no kids and they still be doing shit like they got kids in a room next to me. 00:32:37:25 - 00:32:56:26 Unknown Make some noise. Great. Nobody here. Great. Have fun. The house is empty. We not. I'm saying I enjoy you. Fuck itself isn't even when I was in the trying not to make noise I about a head of hair. When I look I like got publicly shamed because like I. I thought like when I was younger I thought like you're supposed to be that. 00:32:56:27 - 00:33:17:07 Unknown Like you're supposed to be like. Like it's on whether or not like I was screaming, right? And like, I come outside, like to see what's going on because I used to smoke there I was back then. And your neighbors like whore. Oh, no, it wasn't just a neighbor of I lived I lived on the fourth floor of like an open forum boys and girls dorm at VCU, which echo a courtyard. 00:33:17:09 - 00:33:44:07 Unknown My employer. You are having a barbecue down that quarter. I walked out and I got the dorm room to. I like standing over, you know, people like and then just like guys outside the room. Like what? What? That they want somebody to act like they're really enjoying themselves here. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead, player. So embarrassed. And then after that, I, like, tried to be quiet after that, like it like I was. 00:33:44:07 - 00:34:02:01 Unknown And it was your voice. You were like a big You should let it fly. Make the noise you want to make. Like I'm a calm. In a weird way. If I'd come in, maybe. Maybe. I don't know. I'm a Just try to let it happen. Oh, hey, come to hug. At the beginning, I What the fuck ever in my right you need to give you to get it. 00:34:02:02 - 00:34:21:27 Unknown I like. I don't know what I would do if somebody did that would. Hey, it's like, I don't know. All fair, all family playing with. Hey, if he if you were inbound and I was the man of my. Oh, my God, you sound just like I don't. Well, just save for one more, if you would. That you fucking. 00:34:21:27 - 00:34:39:10 Unknown They're all. Hey, he's quite an old tiger, man. I was the man of my. I wouldn't be able to compose myself. Yeah, there's a lot of options and not many of them are good now, man, you all have to come out. You that hate them, bring them here. Oh, yeah. You're going to have to hop on your heels to get that out. 00:34:39:12 - 00:35:05:17 Unknown Keep it. We don't get here. They were. No. The things I boys. And they're looking for something and then being about to be over here. Oh, my. Want a boom? Guess here. She should be here and anything. Like I said, 15 minutes. And if you want to do a third show and boom, we heard about boom for a long time, our big boom will get on me now. 00:35:05:19 - 00:35:24:11 Unknown That's what she'd be. Cool. Talk, shit, but that she would get now. That's cool now. Boom then anyway. Well, the show will be over soon. They're coming out of she said 15 minutes, five houses was ready to text back there. Fuck around a boy. The community should be here within an hour. Well, I'm excited. I love them. Right on. 00:35:24:11 - 00:35:42:09 Unknown Well, that'll happen. We've got a little more to Go here in the show. Yeah. No worse. Not much, but a little bit. But either way, so nice. This has been a nice day and a nice conversation. Been. I've been enjoying myself fairly. Lisa, I appreciate the feminine influence on my broadcast. So I'm here for that's what I'm looking for. 00:35:42:09 - 00:35:55:20 Unknown And I'm always happy that it puts us in the lane that we need to be. And like I said, you know, you want to hang out with your friends and shit In Richmond. You got hooked up on a double date now and a rich man come down here. You might need to come to Richmond. I'll hang out here in 20 minutes. 00:35:55:23 - 00:36:11:24 Unknown Put it together, girl. I'm there Friday night. I'll put it together. I'm there just like the dating show, you know, put together. I'm going to do that for you. Come down now. Grandma's letting our guy driver to go now. Yeah, you can ride in event how much you weigh. Yeah. Yeah, he can Really not how much you want to out Borderline. 00:36:11:24 - 00:36:31:07 Unknown We got to go. I'll have to die for you, Rider. We do that before you ride. That is before 24, about 200. So 184. We've right shot at 399 the weight limited vet No fat girls bro. I got a new fucking limit on events on a 400. That's right $399 is a sticker on the door. I can show you. 00:36:31:11 - 00:36:50:10 Unknown You couldn't drive one dog your face. What the fuck? I feel like that guy. So fattest legs. Yeah, I'm fattest. Why car that makes me bought a fucking you back. You did. You totally did. I know I like it, though. It gives me a reason for the bumper sticker. No fat chicks. I thought about it, but it's got a sticker on the door. 00:36:50:10 - 00:37:11:10 Unknown It says it was it and it was a sound. You don't know. Yeah. Next time I try to show you a sticker and it says Weight limit 399. I thought you were single because you were some complicated intellectual in my category. That's the majority of the majority. The problem is I'm a complicated intellectual, but I'm also a dick that got me the gear for No, no. 00:37:11:10 - 00:37:34:23 Unknown It literally says it's the way the cars built two door. There is no rear seat. So it's designed for not much. It part of the discount example. I can point to a sticker like Sorry sweetie, I can't let you in. That's why I never like sports cars from man ever from game pointed to a goddamn stair. That's why I like weight capacity for Andre. 00:37:34:25 - 00:37:56:10 Unknown I look at his fat ass and I'd be like, Well, sounds like you. 99.3 99. Yeah, I know. I'm trying to lose weight. Like I said, I'm around here. I'm not. I'm not the best way to sell out of ground. I'm far can 511. I'm fucking £200, right? Yeah. Is that reasonable? Is it way too fat? No, it's reasonable. 00:37:56:10 - 00:38:17:14 Unknown Okay. Not according to your car. So according to my car. For what's unreasonable, though, that women want to be shorter than me. Right. So any woman under 15 should expect to be with a £200. 300. Yeah, but. But now. But, but that's not the criteria. What's a £200 woman look like the the Corvette. You're not a picture. She used to be fat. 00:38:17:18 - 00:38:33:15 Unknown She's five foot. And how tall are you when you were almost like nine. I'm about five. Okay, but you're five nine. 200. You carry that a lot better than 5 to 204. That's for. Damn if I'm a data girl, it's under my height. So you're five now? You're roughly my height, right? Yeah. So women like DOS that are taller than them, right? 00:38:33:17 - 00:38:52:16 Unknown I mean, generally, in most part, it doesn't stop. I would data grow taller. Me, I ain't got the problem with it. Usually to women it got the problem with the height and who motherfucker is, right. So if I'm dating a girl that's five foot three, what weight limit should I put on her butt? Boom. Just walked in. I'm saying I'm not. 00:38:52:18 - 00:39:15:22 Unknown It's difficult. Ridiculous. Because is the most ever to drive a Corvette versus smoking 40 year old fucking but that nobody in the car has ever went for like five six are ready to order some. I'm actually going to have a little bone he has between his legs away from you. That's what you see with their legs Sticker bitch. 00:39:15:22 - 00:39:40:09 Unknown That is a sticker on the door is what I got in about how offensive it is that he has a sticker on his butt. Sports cars have quite a weight capacity, so he's £200. The car will only handle 399. So he literally cannot they a bigger woman. And I'm telling him I thought that is that he's kind of a fat ass for having that but the sports cars are like that. 00:39:40:11 - 00:40:00:20 Unknown I'm proud of him. What exactly That's not right. And that's Chevy for I didn't make the car. Plus of me, no matter how much I like Lizzo, I can't go on a date with you, Max out. You should just make it slower. Of course. Is still got five. Mike, if I put you in the How much you weigh, Mike, I'm fucking 380. 00:40:00:26 - 00:40:20:10 Unknown So if I put you in the car, even if and I put you in the car, I know how it's going to break. That's what. Given that, that is the way I not in that mode Margaret I guess I say we ride that that's like half hour given anything and I ripped the seat out of the fucking police academy to my butt. 00:40:20:10 - 00:40:45:01 Unknown Three, nine. I ain't bend shit like, like God damn like, like that. Much better. Come with us. Keep it away, motherfucker. Going to say I want you to go down there and hopefully go back. Good for his ego. He's £13 out of jail limit of 17. Yeah, I'll tell you why I get that one check. He was with you when she was like, 174. 00:40:45:01 - 00:41:06:15 Unknown Look like y'all swap our seats or something like that? Maybe because if we want to do it, they go to the massacre of all of us. We all, before you get in here, you can do it any on. Sorry, I. What are your purse? You remember when you're setting up the dating show I need under 180. I got you. 00:41:06:17 - 00:41:26:15 Unknown I need under 180 now Anyway later telephone with that said hey, if you buy that you get what you get. Would you get what you get off your feet. Anybody. Girl he's I take people in the Buick. Yeah I agree with him right now but you don't have to be a Buick. These gentlemen right here, we're going to have to bring this episode of the Macy Fringe show to a close. 00:41:26:17 - 00:41:45:20 Unknown We would like to thank you so very much for listening. Yes, we do. We'd like to encourage you to listen to old episodes as well as new episodes of the Chevrolet Corvette for being fast and fast or whatever to five, six, eight, 2000 when the fat was made fat as it was not. There must have been just some real skinny fucked up brand back when every year that was. 00:41:45:20 - 00:42:07:09 Unknown Yeah, but anyway, it wasn't dramatic. Genetically modified to get all the water. Yeah. You can't see my Corvette. Okay, gentlemen, pretty stunning yet. Be nice to people that look like you. Be nice people that don't look like you. Be nice to people that can't fit in your Corvette. Right? It ever. Yeah. Me and little bit of our moments, ladies and gentlemen. 00:42:07:12 - 00:42:28:05 Unknown Yeah, you do for us, right? Keep grinding on the shit that you're trying to get done because that is how things get done. We believe in you. That's right. For today's Russian Roulette song, we're going to play a song called Actually Jewish. It is from the 11th of January 1523 at me. So make sure that you have a great rest of your day. 00:42:28:06 - 00:42:58:03 Unknown Don't forget just how much we love you, love you, we love you very much. And be with you. Go pace with you. Do it all and I'll never turn my back on You know you all get it fired up. Do unit, do unit to do unit two to do unit to unit back in the motherfucking PD. We're going to let the motherfucker write more. 00:42:58:04 - 00:43:21:25 Unknown Moving is you guys in 15 Now? This motherfucker Ragtime out of studio. This is our role. I went on to Ancestry.com and I found out I got 1% Jew. Yeah, Now, I could say, Do you do it in the house? I'm not dumb fucking to stop with a couple rolls. And yeah, I thought they cut me off, but that day was what made me go stand outside and warm up the fucking scooter. 00:43:21:28 - 00:43:44:07 Unknown Get it primed up is 17 degrees. Don't give a goddamn. I got 19 jackets and six fucking shoes. Got 12 fucking gloves at eight fucking hats. Motherfuckers looking at me like simple bodied motherfucker. He tried it on my computer tech. Yeah, that. That. Tom. Yes, Terry. What a fucking mango studio. It's supposed to. Motherfuckers, movies dance your way, Harry. 00:43:44:07 - 00:44:05:18 Unknown What a fucking. You ain't got no automobile. DMV took a motherfucking shit. I'm shooting down road with my photo. I'd be like, Fuck it, Go on, motherfuckers. Get their shit registered. Get that motherfucking shit just to build out the motherfucking insurance, Get them out of fucking title and a property tax. They're motherfuckers going to see that motherfucker shoot her down. 00:44:05:18 - 00:44:31:15 Unknown Goddamn! What's it going to be? There? Do unit back in the motherfucker. We getting wrapped up with the warm up track your motherfuckers. Fuck Payne fucking Davis. Bring him up. About to drop motherfucking 13 fucking songs in one fucking day. Right off the top has been a long damn time. Stop being in the motherfucking studios. Come o years in a motherfucking making you unit. 00:44:31:15 - 00:44:53:05 Unknown What's it going to be yet? Oh, my God. Here we go. We're going to try to bring a drummer like us out. Turn a shit, go down again. We get up getting real fucking Bob. Oh, man, What's it going to be? How many balls over that screwed on down? I know, doing 35 miles an hour, but I can go no fucking faster on that side. 00:44:53:05 - 00:45:13:18 Unknown Hit that motherfucking downhill, and then I'm going to be rolling. Pass me on the left, Pass me on the motherfucker level. But to have the lights on. Sorry, I can't pass me. I ain't got no motherfucker. And I'm throttled down. I got the scooter on the max revving it up. I can't go. No fucking pass it. Just pass a Now stop looking at me funny. 00:45:13:18 - 00:45:36:07 Unknown I'm my own discretion. I got no fucking choice. I ride my fucking stupid idiot governor. I'll bet I'll be doing 75 my mile back and everybody will be shaking like a motherfucker. Hold on. I don't wanna be wrecking. It's getting down the fucking road. You got the road grand. You got the scooter rant. Oh, my God. Can I get some Neosporin and a fucking Band-Aid? 00:45:36:07 - 00:46:00:02 Unknown Cause I just fell off and scraped my knee cause I'm bleeding everywhere. Oh, my God. Yes. Sorry. That's my knee bleed. No matter what you gotta be. How the hell you do that? Take a motherfucker scooter off road. Yeah, I got the bucket driven right off the tire. Got a hold on. I ain't got to keep control because I'm looking at me real fucked up when I get my fucking scooter going off roading. 00:46:00:04 - 00:46:24:27 Unknown I got this. Am slinging tires on ya. Motherfuckers don't even know what's it going to be Like I said, just some motherfucking warmup track. I got 35 fucking ideas lined up, y'all motherfuckers. And even ready, I'd go drop a motherfucker C.D. out and y'all gonna be like, I remember that my partner here. Oh, fuck. It's going to be on TV here, too. 00:46:24:27 - 00:46:53:01 Unknown Damn. 20 fucking halftime show. Got potato in a motherfucking background saying, Oh, ooh, juice. Do you do. Oh, oh do you're it going back one no weekend climbed up on the motherfucking war track We're going to be real I going to get climbed up Got my motherfucker Skeeter down next step to fucking living the fucking living. I'm a fucking legend taking one mo gain. 00:46:53:01 - 00:47:06:07 Unknown Yeah. Now it's 2015. Started off with a motherfucker. Sells like since gone.