00:00:00:00 - 00:01:00:11 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, for the 778th time, it is the Mason and Friends show featuring their dude called Mike, a.k.a. l J Rod, staple of the as well as that dude called you a.k.a. al-Jubouri. No one ever asks me. I am Mason, a.k.a. Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and French. Oh, yes. Sex on the phone. A penis. Like how I work that out. 00:01:00:13 - 00:01:19:01 Unknown So does have you know, sometimes it pays to know a little song. That's a slow shit up for that, man. You would think someone fucking up and hear it in. Now they say the fucking Parker saying, This is the man stand at the doorway with his coat over his fucking shoulder looking at me with a cigaret. It's just a lonely city sax. 00:01:19:01 - 00:01:41:10 Unknown I was some girl right there. That's lonely city sax right there. He looks at her. Let go a little. Hey, my tells the bartender, Make your neighbor shoot that drink down there to where she can with me to my house Exact ain't got same word he does Look good right now. She gets up, takes her drink, walks on over to him like you go to my place. 00:01:41:10 - 00:02:02:05 Unknown Make these gentlemen the illustration of actions from Big Mike. Because that's how we go. I'm Black Dynamite here, You know, you got another movie coming out similar to Black Dynamite is coming out in September. Man, I got married. I'll look it up while we're talking, because, man, I had to watch my guy try to get my dance off that I'm watching yesterday. 00:02:02:07 - 00:02:20:14 Unknown I wish I had. It didn't even occur to me that I was last bar. And so I was like, Fuck, I forgot about this our because I told him to watch it. It did occur to me when I was making the video, I was like, Oh, I should go fire that up. But then I was done with the video and it didn't come back to me because was is Yep. 00:02:20:16 - 00:02:45:07 Unknown Outlaw Johnny Black That's was called Outlaw Johnny Black coming in theaters Sept Timber. I think it's September 15th or September 23rd something like it but yeah it's it's similar to Black Dynamite except it's going to be like a spoof on black Western. Oh okay. What's a dumb ass door is going to be there. It's he knows how we dumb ass dawg. 00:02:45:10 - 00:03:11:27 Unknown It's going to be because he does a shit, but it's gonna be funny as fuck. Yeah, but a funny, dumb. Our story is better than a lot of these. Not. Oh, yes, absolutely. Still, man, All you sound like who the shit I did was spent real hard days by laughing about that tonight, but never told it is, baby. 00:03:11:29 - 00:03:38:24 Unknown Oh, you covered chicken and chicken. The malt liquor was. It was was drunk Malt liquor trigger black people. The next storyline and fucking really wrath God they're like there's this new drug industry called smack getting kids addicted to the shit and it's only happened in black neighborhoods. Dude had a baby. Did he remember that? He remember this very, very dark and way long ago. 00:03:38:26 - 00:03:58:24 Unknown Way, way longer Now, Charles and Misty. Oh, there's cigars in the baby. Yeah. You know, having a baby, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah. It was like there was like, Oh, the baby clip. It was like a clip that they show Comeback baby. So once they figured out what the fuck deal was like, Holy shit, the white man is drinking the black dick. 00:03:58:27 - 00:04:15:02 Unknown That's what's going on. They're fucking. They're like, Oh, shit. One of the homies that fucking ran up into the warehouse would have found the fucking malt liquor and was like, Oh, man, this crazy, this full malt liquor, it ain't no drugs. And these motherfuckers, he was like, Man, Johnson got shot, those guys, and he just pounded the ship out of the shit. 00:04:15:04 - 00:04:37:09 Unknown And they had the restaurant black down my neck, go through the whole fucking process of like, All right, so this is how this is connected to this and what's and me and anyway, and, and a car is another term for what the black dicks of the white male streak, the black dick through the malt liquor. And they're like, Oh, shit, we got to go new and they kick over the door. 00:04:37:09 - 00:05:04:17 Unknown This motherfucker stay like this. Karen's drunk. What a little baby dick hanging out his back. So it'll just be taking it like I'm going to be. What we're doing do. You will continue on to misery. But look. So I went ahead and I watched it. Joy called. They cloned Tyrone. Okay? There's not a bad fucking movie like I thought he was going to be. 00:05:04:23 - 00:05:24:01 Unknown Yeah. So Jamie Fox plays a pimp. He's not the main character in it, but he's one of the three. So it's about this drug dealer who ends up getting killed, who wakes up to find out they're fucking. He's actually, you know, he thought he thought he was dead. And he tells my Yo, motherfucker. No, I saw you die. 00:05:24:01 - 00:05:48:26 Unknown You're not who you should be. They go on this fucking spiel through a hood to find out that there is fucking underground there. There's labs underground, and the whole the hood is called Glen, and they're. They're all this. This whole underground lab of fucking motherfuckers putting shit in the chicken, the shit in the fucking shit in church, but shit in per shit. 00:05:48:29 - 00:06:15:26 Unknown The dance videos, the music. I put some drugs in this wave activator. Yeah. Yeah. And it's basically like each, each drug that is put in certain shit, like the chicken making motherfuckers happy and laughing and all this other shit. They got the fucking music. The music is controlling your mood, you know, whether you go get violent or whatever the case may be, the perm shit relaxes you just like, you know, it makes you more nonchalant. 00:06:15:29 - 00:06:34:15 Unknown The shit that church just made you ignorant to the fact of everything else has happened. This is all and cloned Tyrone. This is in cloned Tyrone. Because I'm like, you know, everybody kept saying, There's shit in there. You just got to watching it. You'll understand some of the enemy. See what they're talking about? And I'm like, Oh, they just put it out there saying, like, you're controlled by the shit. 00:06:34:15 - 00:06:56:22 Unknown That's this how they keep you in line to try to keep you in check. So it's subversively saying stop paying attention to all the shiny object bullshit. Yeah, nice. That's exactly what they're saying. Well, that's. That's probably a good message. That's what I was like. The way this man makes sense, you know? I mean, but so. So when they find out what's going on, because I don't think you're going to watch it or you're going to watch it, so I can spoil this shit, please. 00:06:56:23 - 00:07:11:08 Unknown You know what I mean? So have a spoiled movie and the end of it all, you know, so different from when I was younger. Like, unless it's unless you're like, this is a really good movie. I'm like, Yeah, this wasn't one of those where you got to watch this. My friend is going to say, No, this is more so you want to watch. 00:07:11:08 - 00:07:28:15 Unknown And I'm like, I get it now. I see Like The Fountain by Darren Aronofsky. Yeah, I went out. Don't forget your mushrooms. So, you know, they go to these instances, they find out the person that's handing out all this shit is a white dude with an afro like every place. And there's a white dude, Afro white with afros. 00:07:28:15 - 00:07:47:11 Unknown One of the chick spots, a white dude with an afro was supposed to, like, make him like, well, see, that's like, fit into the air. Less threatening, less threatening. Yeah. Because everybody it's like how you can grow like this motherfucker. But I love your hair. That's why I do the Afros my age. Like, when you're. When your uncle was loving Biggie's afro. 00:07:47:11 - 00:08:07:02 Unknown It. Yeah, it had the wedding. Yeah, some shit like that. Right? So they, they when they tried, if I could grow afro, I'd be dating black or maybe frozen, saying if I had a big afro I big black ass. So when they find black women stupid and when they find the clones, right, they find out they're only clone in certain people in the neighborhood, they're like, Wait a minute. 00:08:07:04 - 00:08:26:18 Unknown They call the preacher they clone to pimp, make him the drug dealer. But the ho, the regular ho that was on the street, they didn't clone her. And she's like, Yo, what the fuck? And the guy comes down, he goes like, she wanted to be have another clone. No, she was just wondering why they only clone certain people in the hood and then come to find out these are the people that motherfuckers deal with on a daily. 00:08:26:21 - 00:08:41:23 Unknown The pimps keep them off of a little more space. The pimps keep fucking putting the hoes out there, you know? I mean, to keep the other motherfuckers in line, the drug dealers keep up with the drugs to the people to keep them ignorant. You and me and the preachers telling you shit that you want to hear to keep you blind to the fact of what's going on. 00:08:41:26 - 00:08:58:29 Unknown So they're only clone. And the people that were are heavily mined. And for you. Exactly. So the dude tells his bitch like, Look, you're a dime a dozen. You owe me shit because they know about. Well, let's see. Because you know what your hope ain't about paying off for them. You're there to do a fucking job. You're there to suck somebody else in the ass. 00:08:58:29 - 00:09:18:03 Unknown That show job. So she was like, Yo, you know, fucked up. We don't get shot. So she's trying to take them down because these motherfuckers have like, catchphrases to make people stop doing the clothes they made to not do what they did. You know what I'm saying? You mean like there's, like, a failsafe? There's a time. Yeah, exactly right. 00:09:18:03 - 00:09:37:00 Unknown It's a stop on, but it's horrible. So they're calling for a soldier or the way the fucking do that. His name was in Tyrell. You don't figure out why they call it Tyrone. It's because the guy's name is something else. Frank Fontaine. That's the guy's name. Fontaine is the motherfucker to take on right. So he finds out that he's. 00:09:37:03 - 00:09:59:14 Unknown He knows he's a clone, and. But where did original Fontaine go? That's just. Did the original Fontaine worked for the man because at the end of the movie, the original Fontaine is like, fucking. Is this more this self-aware blaxploitation shit? It's shot that way. It a shot that we just like. But it's more so they had it been like the crack epidemic. 00:09:59:14 - 00:10:24:18 Unknown What now? Because it's like that updated version of the shit. You know what I'm saying? As if there was a new crack. Yeah. Yeah. So they focused on not really following what's happened in this movie to the. I can appreciate that. I don't have to watch it. Do not understand it. Fontaine finds out that the original Fontaine, the original guy that works for the man who works for the man because he's the head geneticist. 00:10:24:18 - 00:10:43:02 Unknown He was like, Look, I've been trying to figure out how to modify a geneticist name. Fontaine Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how to how to modify this to make this shit work, to make the world a better place. And this is how I'm making it a better place by fucking turning you guys bases like to keep. I got to keep the hood the way it is. 00:10:43:02 - 00:10:57:13 Unknown So the world work the way it needs to work because I'm about to populate the world with the new genetics of these white people that I me. He's like, the only thing that keeps fucking me up is the fucking hair. I can't get the hair right. And I'm like, This lady is making fucking white people with big afros. 00:10:57:13 - 00:11:23:11 Unknown He can't. He can't take. You have to keep changing the derricks to take the air for a while. The hair will start to develop. And I'm like, What the fuck? Wait a minute. Okay, so this continues to get more ridiculous. Call the main character Fontaine kills the original version of him, right? And they alone kills OG. They let out all these clones on the streets, all these clones of Button Nicky walking around the street and these motherfuckers are in the hood, you know, recording it. 00:11:23:11 - 00:11:49:12 Unknown You like it? Just a bunch. But, Megan, people just showed up and it looks like they're all clones. So then they pan over to like LA Same motherfucker name. His name is a Fontaine. He's doing the same exact routine that Fontaine was doing over here in, like, Atlanta. This guy's over in California, LA, doing. He gives. He's sitting on the couch with his homies, is smoking a bob and they're watching News of the fucking Clones, and they pan over to the motherfucker that looks like him. 00:11:49:14 - 00:12:05:11 Unknown And they're like, Oh shit. Then and clone Tyrone. And that nigga on the couch made was tiro. I'm like, Wait a minute, I had to wait to the very end of this world fucking to figure out who the fuck CARONE is. So Tyrone, is Fontaine like, what? What the fuck are we to the very end? Do some bullshit, Like it sounds like a horrible movie. 00:12:05:13 - 00:12:31:29 Unknown It it's it sounds like it might have some humor and a laugh, but it sounds like a horrible What is the ending? Fucks it up. Like the whole movie itself was the message that they were put it into. It was there, but it falls short at the end of it. You know what I mean? Like now I'm watching painkillers and it's about that short series on the OxyContin crying thing. 00:12:32:02 - 00:12:49:19 Unknown But that motherfucker so far, I mean, I got two more episodes of this month for the laugh. And I'm like, damn. You know, I remember seeing how shit started to wear became. And I'm like, Yeah, I remember all this shit happening because I'm telling you about the Sackler family. And yeah, yeah, it goes deep with all of immunity. 00:12:49:21 - 00:13:08:06 Unknown They, they're going through all that shit, man. I say in a crisis. Yeah. And they're showing how it came to being the people and act like it's not nearly as addictive as it actually is. And it shows you because you got people that introduce every episode who lost somebody to OxyContin. And I'm glad you out of that because that should have just pissed me off. 00:13:08:06 - 00:13:22:11 Unknown Oh, it pisses me off, but I'm into shit like that because I like watching the docu series. Now, the thing is, I'm not going to watch it because I feel like I've got enough tangential knowledge on the situation. I don't want to like when I'm like, Oh, you're talking about this and you're like, Yeah, all right, I don't need no more of that in there. 00:13:22:15 - 00:13:38:24 Unknown Do I get enough of that in the tank? I don't need to add any more of that to my brain right now. So much shit. It's just ridiculous. Yeah, but, like, you know, I, I like a good docu series, and I also like a good based on a true story series. Like if they'd done it right, I can watch it. 00:13:38:24 - 00:14:00:26 Unknown And, you know, it keeps me entertained because I know what happened. Like, man, I watch the shit. What fucking what's that fucking the child molesting motherfucker transport some Epstein shit saying that there's one would God gives out gazelle whatever the fucking bitch is. Bitch. She bitch. Yeah. So language is bitch. So they got one about her. I didn't even know it was on there. 00:14:00:26 - 00:14:16:19 Unknown I'm like, I'm, I'm watch and shit and see what her part of the shit was. You know, I even though I know this shit and now I know it's going to get me aggravated, but I watch it. Yeah. I mean, because that shit is, it's interesting to know some shit that maybe there's something in it that I don't know. 00:14:16:21 - 00:14:32:14 Unknown Yeah. That motherfuckers ain't even talking about me. Cause they're still talking about how to listing. They're like, Jim Carrey said something about this motherfucker, and the war show was like, You know, we got all this bullshit going on and, you know, we still ain't talking about them all fucking. They had all these kids on an island, you know? 00:14:32:16 - 00:14:48:12 Unknown I'm like, Yeah, cause they really ain't talk about Well, they don't. They don't want to talk. And they're not going that out there because the people that were there, they're still there. They were there. Oh, shit. Yeah, I was in the room. That's what's going on. That's really what it is. It's all these government officials that have been in the government for a really long time. 00:14:48:12 - 00:15:14:02 Unknown They're the ones over there. You got government entertainers, movie stars, big business owners and all this. Anybody who would want leverage over. Oh, yeah, yeah. Was influential big enough to have influence on by having dirt on them. Oh yeah. Yeah right man. So sooner or later, the books on the drop, it's going to be a leak somewhere. But all the motherfuckers, at least a good 70% of them, are going to have to die before they actually come. 00:15:14:02 - 00:15:33:25 Unknown I don't think so, because look at the Kennedy assassination. They still ever put that shit out? They've put it out since 2017. Trump didn't do it. Biden hasn't done it. It's not going to happen any time soon until RFK gets elected. Lord fucking please, God hammer revenge. But I feel bad for Kennedy just because I've seen we've seen what happened to his dad, his uncle. 00:15:33:27 - 00:16:07:04 Unknown Did you know did you know have you heard this that the Biden administration has denied and declined him Secret Service protection, which it's like Obama had it 580 days or something like that prior to the presidential election. They're only obligated to give it to him 120 days before the presidential election, The Biden administration is straight dirtbags. They're doing everything they can to keep any political power expanding what they have here as under complete constraints as possible to make them spend as much of their fucking budget as possible. 00:16:07:04 - 00:16:29:29 Unknown Yeah, to not be able to utilize that budget and that time to counter against him in the last and run Sandman, It's fucking. It's cheating. He should be locked up in prison. Fuck that motherfucker. Yes, said it. Fuck Obama Fucking Biden. Lock his ass. Fucked up my life piece of shit and I'm saying it like, this is so Banana Republic. 00:16:29:29 - 00:16:56:24 Unknown Really. When you really look at this, you really think and this just saying to the Democratic Party themselves, like, do you really think Biden has a fighting chance at any of this? The real problem is all that they do weaponizing the justice system against Trump makes Trump look better and better to people that are either Republican or independent because the Biden administration is undeniably committing a weaponized justice system right to it. 00:16:56:26 - 00:17:15:18 Unknown And that's why political opponents and that's why Trump's numbers are growing like they're now. And they're like, oh, it's going to hurt him. No, it's not everything that you do to this military publicity. That's the first time. Exactly. You know, different level. It's so stupid. Stop making him look good. Exactly. Like highlight the people that are good, that are very sorry. 00:17:15:24 - 00:17:37:02 Unknown Yeah, like RFK very much wanting. My God. Let them run a third party. Do not vote like motherfucker for those two. And, you know, and I'm like, again, still, they're going to be all this fucking dirt. You going to One is 88, one is 82. No, I don't want No, no, no, no. They're both horrific options. One motherfucker already got a foot in the grave as it is now. 00:17:37:04 - 00:17:54:22 Unknown Well, you know, they got to make Biden go up like the alternative exits and entrances on to the Air Force One kind of steps to handle the step. They need to have that little fucking thing hook on to the bit to the rails. So, Sarah. Yeah, she did. She strap in here, right? She was right on the Gremlin shot. 00:17:54:22 - 00:18:11:15 Unknown They all later got the house in a Gremlin. Yeah, Yeah, that's it. Yeah, We need one of that one. They shout out he needs all that shit. It's a tranquilizer. You give him a bowl? Ice cream. How? Anybody really tried to shoot that down? My father? Yeah, there was a guy, but they killed him already. Yeah, there's some guy I was talking to. 00:18:11:15 - 00:18:31:20 Unknown Said they went to kill him. His house? Yeah. You know, because we have a weapon. It's just. It's a system They're trying to kill me for saying this shit would be nice if we had one. If we had hundreds, thousands of people listening, they might come for me. This is a possibility. Fortunately, we're up to maybe thousand. We've seen the men in black showing up at our job sites like, Yeah, you need to happen, huh? 00:18:31:23 - 00:18:46:08 Unknown Yeah. Back to fuck up. They're like, Wait a minute. Who we talk about? Yes, my big I'll start being on Friday. Is that like the attempt to get locked up for a mental institute? You're going to play crazy. Nah, you got to really grab A dude is beat. No. What are you beating your neck for? What do you do? 00:18:46:09 - 00:19:05:18 Unknown Well, the mic comes out. I have to get this stage. You should be back and forth. Jump out, man. Yeah. If the jump out means come to me. I'm with my bodyguard. Just start beating off because think about it. Get closer. I'll come on here. If you were able to do, you'd rather have him or grab him up. 00:19:05:18 - 00:19:31:01 Unknown But he starts beating. Off you go. Grab my gun like I had to take it. But the fact that he's banging about it, the wheels turn it easy to wheels turn it in his brain. He's like, I kind of forgot the question halfway through the question, But yeah, no, no, I'm not going to grab a guy, you know, of the ladies and gentlemen, That's a technique you can use of law enforcement is trying to take you into custody because we'll be back. 00:19:31:08 - 00:19:48:00 Unknown Which we all jerking that motherfucker off. If he can get a hard on while the cops are trying to arrest. Oh, man. What different kind of animal here in DC are you? Got you. Just walk up on them when they're fear for our life. Wait, what if the January six is the worst? Many come for fear for their lives, right? 00:19:48:02 - 00:20:05:27 Unknown Do you shake their hand? They're like, You know, I was telling you about Tucker on Twitter. Yeah. Should check out the episode he did with the police chief from the Capitol Police on January six. Remember, I was telling you about where we were. I was saying that Pelosi was the reason that all that shit happened because she turned down the National Guard. 00:20:05:29 - 00:20:24:13 Unknown He requested the National Guard to times of January 3rd to be there on January 6th, from which should happen, which is exactly how it should have happened, which is what they did on seventh going forward to how they got good. Got it. Wanted them. They wanted it to happen exactly right. That's right. And then when it was happening on the day, it took him hours to get help to come. 00:20:24:16 - 00:20:43:08 Unknown He was calling from the minute it started. Yeah. And they just picked him over those ridiculous like, you should check it out. I don't want to go into it, but like, it is an amazing interview. Tucker on Twitter is absolutely killing it. Like, it's clearly a setup. It's clearly a fucking opera. It's fucking bullshit. The in house mansion. 00:20:43:13 - 00:21:03:21 Unknown That's the kind of shit that is the reason why if we're not careful, we're going to end up with Trump again. Like we need to have options. But he's going after everybody arguing about what's going to make him more popular alternatives except for maybe us and the alternative motherfucker meme, right? Nobody else is saying that. There's other options down here. 00:21:03:25 - 00:21:28:26 Unknown Zach and RFK Jay have got a lot more traction than I would have expected them to, but they are not being covered in the way they should be by the main street guys. R k doesn't like that people don't like him because of his anti-vax shit, you know? I mean, he was one of the top 12 that was kicked off the class because he's he's been misrepresented in it and he's also been demonized by his own in such a motherfucker the minute they got into office. 00:21:28:26 - 00:21:54:08 Unknown Yeah, they've been in his ass. They're the most authoritarian, dictatorial group of government officials I've ever witnessed in my life. Yeah, in our lifetime. Yes. We are on the verge of a fucking revolution. It's fucking heroin. It is fucking bull. And people are waiting for us to fuck off. You got people losing their pensions over jobs that are fucking closing down because they can't keep up like these truck drivers that work for. 00:21:54:10 - 00:22:13:23 Unknown Oh, who is it? Was it they just shut down like CC? Yellow, Yellow, Yellow. Yellow. Yellow Trucking Company. Yep. They losing their shit because they're going bankrupt. They literally locked the doors as drivers were coming in. Like right now it's done. You're not. You don't have a job anymore. Yeah. Like you got up and go to work that morning and you're going. 00:22:13:26 - 00:22:35:10 Unknown No, you don't have shit. Yeah, it's all zero. Yeah, it's fucked up. And you got we're spending billions to Ukraine. That's the issue, right? We're still sending money over there. For what? Right. I mean, great. When you listen to Vivek talk about it, he's talking about how, like, we've got to get we've got to get the semiconductors that we have going on in Taiwan to be going on here. 00:22:35:16 - 00:22:54:04 Unknown So we're not going to fucking go down the lines on Thailand and having to defend them in order to maintain our way of life, because that's the next one is brewing right now is a Taiwan shit, right? Because the Chinese want to be able to have supply of the global supply chain, like control of the global supply chain from everything for everywhere. 00:22:54:04 - 00:23:15:29 Unknown Because the whole modern way of world, all the semiconductors right now that we use on a regular basis come coming from Taiwan, which is like Cuba to to China. You know. And I mean, they're right there. So, you know, but I mean, we've had terrible political leadership for decade after decade. Dragon and all they're doing is bitching about each other just too damn like we're not getting anywhere. 00:23:16:02 - 00:23:31:05 Unknown They just try to divide all of us to make us all hate each other so that they can get reelected instead of trying to. Fantastic thing that bothers me is like, I know people got to see this shit like it should be resonating by now. You came before so for so long, so many fucking time. I don't know about that. 00:23:31:05 - 00:23:49:26 Unknown But what they're. Then again it goes back to like they clone tyrants and you got motherfuckers out here saying my booty ho brown shit, you know, talking about that damn slow bitch, you know, and the shit that she's fucking doing, like, Goddamn, that bitch can barely fucking talk. I've heard this bitch in an interview, man. I'm like, Oh, that's what she sounds like. 00:23:49:28 - 00:24:12:21 Unknown This bitch sounds fucking dumb as fuck. You spend your whole brown with. Her name is Sexy Rant. I think our sixth year when we played that song. Yeah. So she sounds as dumb as she sounds when she's rapping in there. Yes. Yeah. I was like, What the fuck? Like, she don't need to be talking. She was trying to tell somebody that she'd asked the Queen if she shit around all queen. 00:24:12:21 - 00:24:29:21 Unknown Like she's like, yeah, she shouldn't like wearing can't have mussels crabs on his bus all up and then shit like, nah, Cardi B time three. That's up downtown right there. Yeah, that's the name of the song Pound for pound. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. See, that's the problem, right? Why are we encouraging young women to be just straight home? 00:24:29:21 - 00:24:55:04 Unknown Well, see, they were doing that way back then with that show on MTV's Wassup. Here it is heavy. You want to see. This is funny because this is pretty very bad already. Oh, oh, oh. Just listen to the first fucking verse. First three lines. It's pretty funny for a song. I'm out of town. There's a women around my bank, my booty. 00:24:55:04 - 00:25:31:17 Unknown How brown, What is down the street? First base from Mike Woods. Why not? He just took a man down. Yeah, he's down. Yeah. Lenny. Amy out. Let my foot go down. Yeah, they did it down. Yeah, they need to. Amy out. Uber. Yeah. This is. This is what they call Target, man No, but is that, is that like. 00:25:31:20 - 00:25:47:28 Unknown Is that a good thing? Is that like a good move? Is that what like was that were like coming up as a species. Is that again. Man I'm like empowerment is I don't even know if you got it. What is it over that Joan Huh? I'm I had this. Oh, you expect to be able to read good about that video. 00:25:47:28 - 00:26:25:24 Unknown Brown. Video. Brown makes my own. Yeah. How that happened. But I love you for that. I can't wait for Rick to buy Viagra. My best is this day. Sabrina got the instrumental already done and I keep funny because okay hopefully it's an instrumental and it is that's got to do dude booty over here. All right. That's our girl that I Yo, check out my buddy hobo. 00:26:25:25 - 00:27:00:26 Unknown Yeah. So, yeah. So my bucket of brown is. Yeah, we have. We got to do that. So can you make this right, man? This goes viral. Where is your video right now? Is there a video around? Oh, I don't like them clean. Oh, no. You got a shaman in between Dingle. Very sharp areas where you carbon is dangling pretty diagonally, right? 00:27:00:26 - 00:27:14:10 Unknown Yeah, that is from I was only about 2 minutes. So you're going to have to go in when we do this. Oh, I wish you will see the bad, but we still need you to do it right here, because I can't even set you up in a corner. Yeah, See, we can plug this in. I'm a no, no, no. 00:27:14:10 - 00:27:37:11 Unknown You're not using that. My. He goes back to spend all this money on Mike's to have you on a $23 mike for anything, dog. You can hold that motherfucker. You can hold the fire. But it goes back to him. When we was growing up, we had MTV had a show called 16 and 16 them 16. Brady 16. Teen Mom, Teen Mom, Mom, Teen two is two of shows like it. 00:27:37:11 - 00:28:05:15 Unknown I was 16 and broke. So I seen Who's watch Wolves was watching. They was watching fucking Beverly Hills Cops or some shit, man. And the first commercial came on MTV about Teen Mom Reunion or some shit. And I'm like, Where are they now? How are you going to read these bitches got to be 30 years old now and got like three fucking kids still struggling, but yet y'all are posting this shit like, Oh, it's the best thing ever to fucking have 16 year old kids pregnant and chill out here like y'all is making it cool. 00:28:05:15 - 00:28:21:21 Unknown Like no is fucking not yeah at all. What the fuck? Yeah. And then you got like, this or like people getting mad at being like, you know, it would be nice if there could be more nuclear family. People want to get married, like, Oh, boy, it sure would be cool if we had more parents that stayed together with their children. 00:28:21:21 - 00:28:36:16 Unknown They're supposed to not be together, you know? And that's also fucking that. It's kind of like one of those. Like, sure, it would like, shit happens, It doesn't always happen. But like, it's one of those things like people get mad about, like, why, why would you be mad at that? Like, that's like nature. Yeah, you know what I mean? 00:28:36:16 - 00:28:59:19 Unknown Like, it'd be good to have both of your folks around as opposed to not. Yeah, you know, as have to retain this shit, that's. And I can't even knock it because this is freedom of speech in this expression, but instead that's what's, that's what's polarize like you got Rapsody out there bad ass emcee which you ain't gonna hear her shit because she's not rapping about her. 00:28:59:19 - 00:29:27:29 Unknown She's not rapping by the booty. Oh, she came out here twerking and shit, you know? I mean, she out here spit. Yeah. Mean, yeah, You got to have my erotica then all day and all that shit right now, I mean, but it's like. You mean it's not selling bass? It's not even selling. It's just that's not what they're portraying out here, because I and it goes back to that bullshit with that movie Dead Co Tyrone, there's a song that got in there that's just as fucking dumb as this one. 00:29:28:01 - 00:29:41:19 Unknown And motherfuckers like Mary Thomas song. Go on. I just feel like I got to go to sleep. And that's how they control the populace. Like when these mufflers sneaking through a strip club, they're like, You got to slow them down, All right? They cut on this song and Mofokeng started to zone out, and they just stuck on the song. 00:29:41:26 - 00:30:00:21 Unknown But days like, Oh, we got to get these motherfuckers. Like a little John B comes on and it's like street violence, you know? I mean, like when Trey was sitting here talking about fucking you, but yeah, it's bad fucking movie. Just told you what the fuck happens there. Like that song. Come on, it triggers a mood. Well, but, like, it's. 00:30:00:21 - 00:30:17:14 Unknown It's like. It's tough to sit here in today's world and try to point out just how brainwashed in my control people are. Like, I don't think it's that hard. And you. No, no, no. I'm saying, like, it's tough to, like, tell them and have them like, listen, it's easy for us to sit here and pointed out because we see it. 00:30:17:14 - 00:30:37:11 Unknown Yeah. But to like, get somebody to like that, like see it for themselves. Oh yea, yea, yea, yea. You can't, you can't be like, oh you know, that's hey, you see how you're brainwash the chicken sandwich to I phones to stand in line for fucking Jordans. All that shit. Right. Makes we're buying the Beyonce and Taylor Swift tickets that are going to put you in debt. 00:30:37:13 - 00:30:58:03 Unknown Oh yeah. What the fuck. Yeah. I wouldn't want to go out and charge the kind of money that would put people in debt. Like if we were on tour, we could do that and, like, make money. I wouldn't want to charge so much that it would be there was a there was a guy here about the cure. The Cure came out and has done like their biggest tour ever and they like made it a point to make sure that the tickets I don't think were over 60 bucks or something. 00:30:58:06 - 00:31:27:24 Unknown And they just did really big venues that might have been a huge fucking tour that might have been them because there was a group talking about how there was like, there's no reason to charge this amount of money, you know, if you're going to perform. I don't need all these theatrics. I just one of the people want to come here, you play and I can charge people this amount and they're going to come out here and watch because they enjoy what the fuck that I'm playing here like to pay asinine money for. 00:31:27:24 - 00:31:44:22 Unknown It's like paying for the Super Bowl. Yeah, like football. But I'm not going to pay that amount of money to go out there to watch a game that could be possibly boring as fuck right now. Five grand to go watch this. I mean, if the rest of the beautiful thing is, is the Redskins are not playing in the Super Bowl in the future. 00:31:44:22 - 00:32:00:06 Unknown I'm not going to go to the Super Bowl. Even if the commanders get there, I'm allowed whatever the Redskins are my team, so they're not playing. All right. Well, I watch, you know what I mean? Like how I could save money and watch it at home and watch it with people's and have a good fucking time. Just as good at the time as if I was there without the headache. 00:32:00:08 - 00:32:21:05 Unknown What I have is some era of fucking fan getting on my nerves. Like even when you go to get up and when you go to these companies, man, you got people throwing shit at the artist and shit. That's a whole nother fucking thing. Is fucking stupid. Is shit. Yeah. So you got your money to throw something at somebody on stage to then have them possibly say, Fuck you, I'm out. 00:32:21:05 - 00:32:36:06 Unknown I don't want you leaving the show now. Yeah, yeah, that could happen. So now you have other people that Adam paid on his mind that want to see somebody that can act. Right? But you want to be the ignorant motherfucking end, you liable to get your ass handed to try to spend all this fucking money. Who threw it? 00:32:36:06 - 00:32:51:21 Unknown Should have been asking all this money to see this motherfucker. Now I can't because you want to be ignorant buddy of mine like the O.G. Bobby Knight. Jason was at a Juggalo fest two years ago. Red Man played somebody through some red man in the head. And he said, Who the fuck did that? And then he was like, That motherfuckers ass. 00:32:51:21 - 00:33:14:27 Unknown And the people in the crowd beat the shit out of that. That's liable to happen to these. My five years. Yeah, well, like, but that's like, that's, that's real world justice, right? It's is like, not instant karma. It wasn't something to, like, promote per se or encourage, but it's something that was like, well, that shit happens. It's like the dude you were in the bar fight with because somebody smacked shit and then you all sort of defended this woman and not a bunch of people, right? 00:33:14:29 - 00:33:29:13 Unknown That's kind of what happened. Well, that, that, you know, if I'm a cop and I show up and that's like the story I get from multiple feet, I'm not fucking arrested. People know court Like, that's what you deserve. Shit. Heads, press charges. I'm the one who started this bullshit. So you fucked around. Found That's how it is exactly. 00:33:29:13 - 00:33:50:28 Unknown It's like to not have the expectation of bad things. Like to, like, walk around talking shit, saying things to people. They got no fucking business saying to them, You're not expecting anything bad ever come of it. You're like, interjecting yourself in other people's business. Bad idea, regardless of whether they need your interjection, because most of the time they really don't. 00:33:51:01 - 00:34:08:13 Unknown Most of the time it's okay, It's not. I'm falling down. Please take the baby out of my hands falling so shit like my shit situation, right? If I'm off, focus going up about some other shit, let them go. Like, all right. So that that one night when I was saying, What about the brawl in Alabama or whatever? Right now all shit's popping off. 00:34:08:13 - 00:34:22:15 Unknown It's time to go. Like if I. If it's not like you getting jumped, like, I'm not getting involved, you know what I'm saying? If it's not one of y'all is not somebody I like really give a shit about, like, Oh, it's time to go. Well, see, I also understand what a cast come from because this one dude getting jumped out four is okay. 00:34:22:15 - 00:34:37:06 Unknown I get that. I don't like that either. Yeah, but like, still, like if I'm not directly involved, I get involved. Like, that's that bullshit. Like, I'd rather pull out, put one in the air. POW! You know what I mean? Like, show up to show that y'all need it. Shut the fuck out there. You know what I'm saying? Wow. 00:34:37:13 - 00:34:50:28 Unknown Yeah, Just pop off one in the air so everybody stops. What the fuck just happened? You all better chill the fuck out. And there. You know what I mean? Like, I get that to, like, I'd rather just leave the jumping on that shit. Like, if it ain't people I give a fuck about, I ain't getting in on that. 00:34:51:03 - 00:35:07:09 Unknown Like, I ain't jumping in with no people. I don't know because I don't know what to say. Then I'll talk. What? I'm still the other shit too, because you got motherfuckers that I've seen my focus jump into fights that were happening and then try to jump in or even try to break shit up and then they end up being in the US, right? 00:35:07:12 - 00:35:22:18 Unknown Like even getting stabbed or shot. I've seen the shit and hoes. I'm like a dog fight down a little. Exactly. I bust out two hoes on them. I go up with that whole school wide. Remember the water thing? They had cartoons back in the day. They spray you in the face with the jail cell to yourself, to jug. 00:35:22:18 - 00:35:43:26 Unknown I run up on you, spray you with that shit. It's just the way things are going now, man, that is bad. The ball over is too much of Samsung's ball and things getting hot. Things are getting too close. You got to fucking weather doing all kinds of weather things like the fucking the fucking hurricane in Southern California, Vegas or Tony times it never rains. 00:35:43:26 - 00:36:01:09 Unknown Is being. I live for this. We get it. Do it, do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they said they should touch land like gas is the 1930. Yeah. It's a whole new era. Is almost 100 years later, Whole new thing. And they're like, Oh, fuck. They got to get ready out of this inches. Ten plus inches in Vegas. 00:36:01:10 - 00:36:19:12 Unknown Still talking about the fires in Canada that are still fucking burned. Right? That's supposed to be blowing in this week again. Well, like there's all kinds of dead bees around my house, like the big fucking hornets that like the Japanese hornets in the trees and shit. There's always at least a half dozen on the ground dead. My dad's like, What's with that? 00:36:19:12 - 00:36:34:18 Unknown I'm like, Man, in the fucking canary in the coal mine. We all gonna die. Yeah, Yeah. Basically. You know what? I'm saying is, whatever the fuck they were fucking with when I got over here, now it's killing them all. You got fucking chemicals in the air. The chemicals in the water. Like, what was it they were talking about forever? 00:36:34:18 - 00:36:52:13 Unknown Chemicals that are in the water now and trying to sue these companies about this shit. JFK. I'm like, okay, yeah. Our page, even talking about these motherfuckers is getting us every we can't even eat shit. Bill The fake chicken, fake meat, pink slime, fucking this shot, this shit you heard. We got the new variant. Now some new variant. 00:36:52:15 - 00:37:12:20 Unknown Oh, you talk about fucking very and months. Yeah, it's. Now, listen here. Come wintertime. Oh, we got a new variant. Got another shot. Oh, my God. We shot two whole new shots. Oh, yeah. They ready? They got you getting shot before. God, man, Fuck I right? Yeah, I'm. Well, my natural herbs and juices, man. Get my shit The fucking go my goddamn natural juice. 00:37:12:20 - 00:37:29:10 Unknown God damn right, man. Nuts and berries. This shit fucking it's just getting is getting crazy, man. And it's just getting me worse and just the ignorance they put out, huh? It's like, how much a year can you really spit out and wait for the aliens to shut the fuck up? I don't know if they're going to, man. We're too stupid. 00:37:29:10 - 00:37:56:02 Unknown You know what I mean? Like, you know, like, are you? You don't want to go see the family members that are really dumb, do you? You know what? I so like, if you think about it like this, they came here. See, to this planet, 10,000, 3000, 100,000 years ago or whatever, to create us. If they took their genetic code and blended it with like the best primate and made us and then they come back and here we are throwing shit at each other, jerking off when somebody tries to arrest us, like just being ridiculous. 00:37:56:02 - 00:38:16:16 Unknown Like, No, I think we fucked up with this batch. We blew it. I think we went a little too primate on this man. Oh, maybe we should have landed the dolphins instead of the shit that we put in there. Fuck, man. That's how we fuck that. We used Herman Shit, right? God damn it, Holly. How do you stand that Herman Alien It most resembles the monsters. 00:38:16:23 - 00:38:42:08 Unknown Was the one that they took and used mixed with the genetics. We just threw it on in there, Herman Just speckled spangled his splatter, huh? Uh huh. Fucking Herman splatter. But I am looking forward to the week, man. The weekend coming up, man. I have a house full of kids come Friday, which is cool. You'll see my kids welcome kickball. 00:38:42:09 - 00:39:00:07 Unknown Yeah, we're going to kickball this Sunday. Yeah, we'll be here for that one. But my kids, since the kids and my great nephews. So I'm like, You know what? Come off the good. My sister's coming down with me and my. You just keep the kids here. I know the kids. They don't want to go back home. Somebody's back. 00:39:00:07 - 00:39:26:03 Unknown Got them? Right on, man. Uncle Mike, come on. That's what I do when I do my thing. I love kids. What we know, man, you're clearly like a child centric human being. You're like his kids are important. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And you got to think about this, though, because it's something that people don't think about. These kids are the ones are going to have to take care of us and take care of the shit when we're gone, so that once I'm in a walker, I'm fine. 00:39:26:05 - 00:39:45:25 Unknown A cliff and running it off that motherfucker. So, hey, nobody's saying you go all right off that cliff, Are you. Are you. Are you a little scooter? Do you want a scooter with the basket? Yeah. Once I get that thing, I'm taking it off, too, so. Okay, so once you get to that age where you need that center, that's clear. 00:39:45:25 - 00:40:05:25 Unknown That's right. You got to look. You have to put some all-terrain tires on that motherfucker. I don't even have. I don't have, like, family and fuckers to take care of me and shit. I once I had a certain nieces and nephews. I mean, I guess I sort of do. I am worried about them little bastards got their hands on out of my saying. 00:40:05:28 - 00:40:26:10 Unknown Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever met them? Yeah, exactly. So, you know, fuck, I got. You know what I'm saying? Exactly like I should go and pick out you, like I got picked out. Just cousin, right? You know, she's not a cousin to Cliff. Glad about that. I don't know where I'll be when I end up in a walker. 00:40:26:13 - 00:40:40:25 Unknown We'll see what happens. But, like, you know, like I get just cousin and she got kids and shit, right? So she's, like, learning how to make, like, the traditional family meals and shit. And I'm like, Yeah, cause you need to learn how to make that cake and shit squash. You went how to make that cake to fuck kids. 00:40:41:01 - 00:41:01:19 Unknown My going to learn how to make a cake to make a cake for a fucking bitch. You should learn it because you want traditional things that happened at this family's always that happening for your fucking kids. The fuck do I give a shit about that? Huh? Oh, it's just so dumb shit like how much you deal with actual reality when you're talking to me because you stupid fucking bitch, Jack. 00:41:01:20 - 00:41:19:29 Unknown Yeah, Yeah. Tell how you really feel. I mean, yeah. I didn't say your name. Yeah, I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm just tired of people being dumb with me. Like, fuck off with that dumb shit. You know, I got a few things I can worry about. I'm gonna worry about those. Try to do them as good as I can. 00:41:20:01 - 00:41:32:19 Unknown I get things right, you know, I got to try to stay in shape, get in better shape so that I could be all man driving and not have to trade it in when I get so old, I can't drive it no more. Yeah, that's going to happen. He's got to trade that in for I rode a scooter. Right. 00:41:32:19 - 00:41:48:16 Unknown And then I'm gonna drive it up the fucking cliff and ride off that motherfucker right into the sun and go to Hawaii. I'm a ride a fucking scooter riding in the volcano. Jack, You or you would have been a sacrificial lamb to blow the world on this ride. It goes on a la la la land. So, yeah, I'm. 00:41:48:16 - 00:42:04:01 Unknown I go stay in a hotel on some of these annexed land from that burn from a couple of years ago. A couple weeks ago. Yeah. That's, that's what he's trying to do. He wants to be the sacrificial fish. God. Right. Here you go. You, you go fish, and I'm going to bring water on the goddamn the village somewhere, huh? 00:42:04:03 - 00:42:21:20 Unknown Uh huh. You were all right. This is a volcano in Paris or somewhere. I mean, it'd be tough to get that close. Probably in a scooter. The volcano shut down a scooter a little bit too far from that area to magical thinking. Man, I'm. I have to keep saying my to parachute is right now. I have something going on. 00:42:21:21 - 00:42:36:24 Unknown Parachute in my will to take me off. 30,000 just dropped me out to play on me off near that fucking. He's got a big enough mouth. I know. I can aim until it's some kind of way land. Unless I got that I got this dude told me as long as I got that twine, I'm good. We know we're around here. 00:42:36:24 - 00:42:58:23 Unknown There's too many trees on the off ramps and all that. I'm say you won't be able to, you know, just being busted up, getting out on by some bear or some shit like that. Do you want to go to the smoke and as a hole as fuck that ain't ideal derogatory appellations to to very right. I need some sheer cliff straight right and you go out to Lake Powell and jump off fucking thing there, right, Officer? 00:42:58:25 - 00:43:15:22 Unknown Something like that. So when these canyons came in, I need a break. And you're talking, you know, you were off the edge of the grand Canyon that we get enough tourism. I try to stop you fucking Tom. I count down my Gary because I didn't stop doing it like, fuck on, It's over. Do tonight. Exactly. Fuck out of here, you bastard. 00:43:15:27 - 00:43:33:08 Unknown Have lights on a scared And I go and say it all, you little young bastard. And he shut the fuck up. We're able to fuck alone, you little motherfuckers. You wipe my ass. All right. Driving it right this motherfucker off to collect your mom. Your mama? Well, suck my dick, right, man? And she's that fuck out of town, and I'm leaving instead of blow. 00:43:33:09 - 00:43:53:18 Unknown God damn. Yeah, Yeah. That's what you are in here. I'm a I'm a back up to where you're blowing. Me too. That way I to drive out Cliff getting blown. Oh, so serious. I'm going out on so. So, you know, you make it up. Yeah. Riding in big seven. Well, the scooter. Yeah. Follow that business. Going to the greater Bliss finale, Right. 00:43:53:21 - 00:44:40:25 Unknown That's essential. Come and go at the same time that they're trying to come out and say it's just the last little while. Yeah. Now that's I'm going to go to the cruisers, you know, there's probably, you know what after. Right. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Casey will be this hell out of their goddamn man falls off cliff after getting big, so. 00:44:40:29 - 00:44:59:14 Unknown Huh? Yeah, that's how it takes a while. A while getting big. So while committing oral sex, the man fell off a cliff in a walker, huh? You know, you really got it going on. Because back by the time that hit man, they go have Viagra pop and hardcore. Real good. Yeah, It's going to be a backseat. It'll be a still. 00:44:59:14 - 00:45:18:22 Unknown It'll be about the same. Real spray up in your nose is going to spray your dick. And this is going to be mean, actually, to me. What if it's like that? Who's jumping off a cliff dog? I can remember that. All of my dick still talking about it, right? I'm saying once I reached that age. Okay. Okay. So the you got to be an age where you dig, don't work, right? 00:45:18:22 - 00:45:34:00 Unknown If you're nonfunctional and I need a fucking walker, dude, I'm definitely going off to class. So the thing about being your dick, go work no more me. Right In our living sets, we're saying, Sorry, my way. Get up. But it's my fucking just left. I can't even beat my dick, like you said, inflicting this motherfucker like, Hey, I got a strap on. 00:45:34:03 - 00:45:56:17 Unknown Go, lady. Yo, man. Yeah, I'm leaving. You getting up today? Hey, hey, Popsicle stick a Jew in his popsicle sticks. Well, he's a gentleman with that said go right on. The popsicle sticks is bad news, too. When you talk about your popsicle stick theory, you out of prison conduit on it, knock on popsicle sticks or something? Yeah, they got, like, paper towels and they got paper straws our way. 00:45:56:17 - 00:46:13:00 Unknown Now they're garbage saying their straws are garbage. You know, it would be too heavy for California, folks. See, here's the fucking stupid. They would do paper straws. This is the real quick before we go, you've got to paper strong with a plastic cup. Right. Good to fucking it all. Should be plastic made out of hemp. The biodegradable burning, but not. 00:46:13:00 - 00:46:37:16 Unknown Can't do that, huh? Yeah, That would be too efficient and ecologically conscientious to Kircher. Right. To create. Correct. To create Gray and my fucking fix the idea. Fix the problem instead of just exacerbating an elected talk. All that terrible politician you are as the world, we will fix it if you give it a chance. Makes it 20, 24, 2028, 2022, somewhere in there, 2032 somewhere at least. 00:46:37:21 - 00:46:51:29 Unknown With that said, we're going have to bring this episode of the Mason and French show to a close. Oh, here. And we'd like to encourage you to listen to all episode as well as new subscribe like share please notification bell. Whatever the fuck else you got going on, share this bitch. I get some likes on the videos and whatnot. 00:46:51:29 - 00:47:07:13 Unknown Shared us motherfucker on Twitter. Make a Twitter account here to Twitter. Yeah, yeah. Got to share them up. Fucking you get tweet. You ain't got to share them up fucker on Twitter. How much, boy? Oh, hey, ladies and gentlemen, be nice to people that look like you. Be nice to people that don't look like you. Don't be a dick I a little bit by little bits. 00:47:07:13 - 00:47:24:26 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, keep moving forward. That's right. Keep grinding on the shit that you were trying to get done, because that is how things get done. Uh huh. We believe in you. That's right. The don't forget, we love you very, very much. We love ya. I wish you nothing but the best all day, every day and peace be with you. 00:47:25:03 - 00:47:33:19 Unknown Go back to get busy. You get busy. Bang, bang.