Unknown 0:12 Ladies and gentlemen, once again the Mason and friends show featuring a dude called ju aka el juperino as well as Lady T, aka, Ms T. Hey guys, as well as that dude called Mike, aka sir chokes a lot. Me I'm Mahoney, aka Mason, welcome to the Mason and Friends show Unknown 0:49 what’s good everybody what’s happening out there Unknown 0:53 it is. It's Top Gun sans guitar. There's apparently guitar that goes into this. Unknown 0:59 And this is a version without it. Unknown 1:00 Going mad obscure. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, it's not that different this this point they were only bad Unknown 1:13 never know the answer Unknown 1:16 to the answer. It's one of the things Wait a minute. Unknown 1:20 I think it comes from being obsessive as a child and watching a lot of movies. And then this kind of shit just rains in with you. Why do you know this dude on the TV? There's some brother on the TV to make notes. We are at FOC your health or health commercial. All right. Unknown 1:37 I know who that is. Unknown 1:39 You know that guy. That's the real localize Shipley's, and Unknown 1:42 I'll be damned if you're wise Unknown 1:46 if you're watching a gray haired man and a fakir health commercial sometime Mike knows that Unknown 1:53 the proper hooks man That's my duty right there but Ababa Unknown 1:57 hooks matter of fact shout out to the homie Splinter when it comes to edibles. Okay, Splinter we got to work this out. We got to plan it out. We might even do a splinter Splinter edibles TV segment little segment put on YouTube you know we're always looking at the content here. Man for the record you ship guru teach us how to do some. Highlight your boy no more more. No more. Unknown 2:21 No more fucking more and more he's hanging it up when? Unknown 2:26 Too damn soon. Unknown 2:29 Yeah, but no more worry man. Well, but that Unknown 2:31 leaves a man who's doing the more he appreciates Unknown 2:35 Paternity Test law. I Unknown 2:36 think it was the cop that was on that show when that was that Unknown 2:44 it was gonna be like secrets or somebody now man. Unknown 2:47 You think secrets is? Unknown 2:49 Enemy like dad it'd be like Drew Drew. Drew Carey Unknown 2:56 it's almost like Unknown 2:57 Wayne Brady or somebody like if wave. Unknown 3:01 Daddy never be so my man Unknown 3:02 should do it rarely man. Unknown 3:05 Do not take it should be an imperfect entertainment production where it was a talk show with Julian do a paternity tests for all kinds of hosts. Unknown 3:15 If they're gonna have they're gonna have to do some different because you know it's almost like trying to replace our extra back drive Unknown 3:23 that's why that unit would be a perfect fit because nobody's ever had a TV show host like the Juliet Unknown 3:29 but what channel was that there was what CW or assumption right that he was on CW I believe I don't know and it was like three that's a syndication thing. Unknown 3:38 That's a syndication thing. He puts the show up for syndication and the local CW station says we'll give you X amount of Unknown 3:43 never only NBC or Fox or any of that Unknown 3:45 shit. I don't think I thought he was like ABC was the one I think that's a morning TV show for Unknown 3:52 he started doing the baby daddy shit. No, she started going wow. Unknown 3:58 Spray baby daddy ship. Yeah, he Unknown 4:01 was like, you know, a normal TV show that kind of gets the most ratings. Unknown 4:06 Look, I ain't gonna lie. No, that's right. The Maury show was tired of shit to go see live yo I want to see this mindfuck alive. And that shit was wild young. I mean it was wild right. So when you got there, right. stagehands they all come on? They tell you they're like look, this whole place is miked up, your seats, the ceiling, the lights everything has a mic on it. So if you want to be on TV, you need to overreact to the shit that's happening like if you want to have your face seen on TV, the overreaction the cameras are shooting up paying right to you and shit right everything you can get these people to fight each other. So I'm like but you know, but they got cars like mash and subs when they you know show this do this whatever whatever right? So this couple was on there and it was blind do man this shit was funny as shit cuz I saw the episode Why did this shit right? So the blind dude said Man, he's time and Moore's like, go ahead and tell her man. He tells his fucking wife like Look, I'm sorry, but slept with your sister. Right? And this bitch hauls off and smacks the shit out of them. I jumped the fuck up. I'm like, oh shit. He ain't see that coming. Fucking crowd loses the Wii is launching right so I forgot to ask like you know, When is this gonna air because we got to meet more. He paid for everybody's lunch. He bought lunch for the whole audience young. I mean, everything was all catered. It was all I mean, he didn't shut up. Right? Right. So I'm sitting with one of my homies right and I'm just watching TV and I'm like, Wait man, I you know I noticed join the arm was there for this small fucker. As a matter of fact, look, see when it pans over? That's where I'm at. I'm right behind that bitch right there. That's where I met. I said it's about to happen. She's about to smack the shit out this motherfucker here in a minute. And sure shit. You see me jump up on my cutie TV this machine I love you more excited Unknown 6:01 they literally put you on screaming he didn't see that coming. Unknown 6:04 Yeah Unknown 6:09 I love this shit, man. Because like when a mindfuck is run off in the camera man is chasing the machine. He's out in the audience. He's signing autographs. He's taking pictures with people. Yeah. That's cool. He's like, Yo, this shit line and he cuz he's like, Yo, he goes off somebody because there was another joint where somebody cheated, and the bitch took off running and the camera man's running right after him. More gets up. He comes out the crowd. Everyone's like y'all want to take pictures like come on. Like it's quick. He goes I fucked up somebody Thanksgiving but you know it's all good. Here's a picture All right, hold on. I gotta I gotta do this to coming back. So he come back to the mall fucking chamber like, well now how do you feel about this or whatever. I'm like, yo, there's my fucker switch right back. Unknown 6:48 But that's what I want to see that you unit to it. I want to see that unit like sitting down Hi Nanika here share. What exactly is it that you feel right now? Because, you know, you thought you know Tyreke was the baby daddy. And we had Tyreke here and we have Tyrone and we had Michael. And we had Jeremy and we had Earl and we had Thomas and we had Tommy was so are you willing to come back and try again with somebody else that you foot? Unknown 7:16 Yes for 1,000% Unknown 7:18 I know for sure Billy or something laying around here somewhere. Unknown 7:21 That's where it's gonna be this is his commentary house Exactly. Unknown 7:26 Because he's gonna sharpen up he's gonna be saying things like now clearly Wang found the man yet but we know he's out there somewhere. Unknown 7:33 He really got Dan Dix the bit up in that shit like How many more are there Unknown 7:39 and how many did you let just cut loose roll up in there. Unknown 7:41 Do you even know what a comedy ship is this ship my Unknown 7:47 we can't get a good test if we get Unknown 7:51 back there's so many massages like overhead tests. Unknown 7:56 You won't boy not a my baby. Unknown 7:58 Might be I don't know it's gonna happen. Unknown 8:02 Down here but until we started doing this, but it might be my baby the way they're saying it's going here. Unknown 8:06 My Damn bitch you've been on this show your regular like everybody knows this. You now Unknown 8:10 she got pregnant from a junior unit slug trail. Unknown 8:12 So I was on air hookup like like what five episodes? Unknown 8:18 Yeah. They've gone through a lot of see now here's the real problem. Unknown 8:22 What if you're just a guy and you don't know that like, you might be some baby daddy. And you come on to the junior who's the pappy show? And they're like, alright, you know, Jeff, you're the second year are you the 14th here? That might be Sarah's baby daddy. Man, how does that make you feel? Cuz that's what I want to know. Because Okay, Unknown 8:47 so what number do you feel bad at though? You know? You're the second person we have to test okay, I Unknown 8:54 know, right? Because it's like, the like Unknown 8:56 if you're like the fifth or oh wait, hold on. Number five. Unknown 9:00 It's the window of opportunity to be pregnant. Exactly. It's only but so large. So partners. Can you fit into that window? Unknown 9:07 Apparently a lot is due to do a lot. A lot and a little bit of time. About two weeks talk to the mic two weeks. So that good window as 14 days so you can Unknown 9:20 so what do you think 1428 Max partners and it could be Unknown 9:27 a day that's 20 you can throw in a sneaker throwing a strange one there in between the hot Unknown 9:31 water thing and like Unknown 9:32 32 digs in one day. You're not supposed to. It's like who taught this role is this lady? That's double dip and Unknown 9:44 she is the hotspots Unknown 9:45 you know whose role that is? My that's their no that's your role, but that's the kind of role that a woman that hasn't been on Mari Aires Unknown 9:52 these bitches are more an enhancer she'd fall up in the making that trains run on you got to have so she can be doing porn videos and Unknown 10:00 that's right. Yeah, it was like like if you're running in such a way but if you're running the train, do you bring both dads in both potential dads and you would have to at the same time drink Unknown 10:12 more tea right because that if it just two or three, Unknown 10:14 threesome the run of the train is you know, one of the one finger cuffs. Unknown 10:19 Yeah, but that's still in operation. Unknown 10:21 But that's two dicks one chick. Unknown 10:24 Our train is gonna be one Mother Unknown 10:25 Finger, you know like motherfucking finger Chinese train would Unknown 10:30 be trained to come in and another train. Unknown 10:35 I think a train is technically one the front front and rear finger cups in that part of the train. That's just a piece of thought that was running a train should be running. So you're saying like a train is like a gang fourth has to come in. Unknown 10:49 There's gonna be three dudes in the chick or or three chicks in a dude. Three Unknown 10:53 dudes how you're talking during Unknown 10:55 that dip ready to come in banging out with two or three women at the same time I'm gonna have fingers wet face wet crashes. Unknown 11:08 It's gonna be one that should Unknown 11:12 never force a train is no it's gang brain. After threes gang threes a game by a game Unknown 11:20 any multitudes of females that want to be with me at the same time. I don't care what you call it. Do we don't say yes. And women like to say we're gonna give him the time of his life. To get it all up and you're saying there's multiple chicks plan to foot one dude at the same time you were planning to give him a night to remember and you're not going to title it. This is going to be we're not going to run the train on this dude or whatever y'all like shit. And he's the only one here do you Unknown 11:55 do want to train on the bone and do you ladies talk three more paintings, Nancy. No, we only do three more. Unknown 12:13 You're gonna need a matte blue. Make sure that's this day. Some of them are locked a bit video Dick Unknown 12:20 meditteranean I'm telling you, I don't fuck around with that kind of stuff. But if there were three women want to have sex. I would be like you'll get me I will take them off. And I want to have enough depth to go around. Unknown 12:31 Because you get you get that one. Good one. That's nice and warm and Unknown 12:36 that's the thing right? What if you're fucking three chicks the same time you go to the next to the next you get to the one you like. Like are the other ones gonna be mad at you to probably be like, Man, I can't help but that your friend here has magical balls like a snapper. Kardashian. Do snapper. You know what I'm saying? Unknown 12:53 But she didn't have much you because you ain't got walls but I understand cuz you're doing some shit like this you know I mean but this bitch got to tie walls and so you know Unknown 13:01 Jesus Christ Mike that's what you're gonna tell her in the middle of the three so here we got her skinny little friend and you're like, Oh, she got walls like you had Unknown 13:09 to say she like and if you're this is where you can probably get away with some shit like Unknown 13:16 that doesn't sound good to you Unknown 13:24 shorty knew she didn't have walls, she would already know what's up. Unknown 13:28 She would choose to kindly go first thing Unknown 13:34 is the loose this is what I'm fucking first. Let's go and get it out of the way. Unknown 13:38 Can you hop who comes? Unknown 13:45 Which one ladies has the fastest ejaculation time when I'm being involved with you cuz you're the one I want to fuck last. I need to save my shift for the finish. Unknown 13:55 You got to do to swirl or for some something now a man that's working a lot of most World Unknown 14:02 Top trying to catch up. Unknown 14:05 Oh I see you're looking for friction Unknown 14:07 down the hallway kind of shit getting them going off on it. Unknown 14:11 Like you playing the jug Unknown 14:15 but let me know that you guys scratch prior to that kind of synchronicity. You know you pop the hip out and you're trying to fuck even if Unknown 14:24 the base but she does yeah you're trying to balls deep. You don't want to be basing off the first go round we've got three will be when Unknown 14:32 I'm trying to spend at least 20 minutes between the three of them trying to make them all come before I even let myself put my dick and I gotta give these girls a good time. I gotta work on all these like little pieces of adjacent shooting and it's like a whole lot of motherfucking preparation Unknown 14:44 for threes that just seems I don't disagree with that. Be involved with that. That seems like Yeah, I think I think I'd have to stretch for that one goddamn. Right. Unknown 14:59 brings it to the tables. Right? Yeah, gotta have Unknown 15:03 some eggs on springs. trawler, thanks. On either side of the controllers in the hands going down on the third. Unknown 15:10 Michael Brito bitch dog this ain't happening. Unknown 15:13 Y'all ain't gonna talk about me like that you bank and he went off fucking Unknown 15:18 ran a train on this motherfucker. He couldn't even last. Talk about me Unknown 15:26 this way. He will have to run another train on him. Unknown 15:31 To say you can call Martines Unknown 15:36 right brow he's like trying to recreate whatever the fuck got me there. Unknown 15:40 If you performed bad Would you go back? I need to re I need to redo. I need to redo Unknown 15:45 not look like if you look at if you come too quick. You got to immediately start going back down on so you can like get your shit together. You know I'm saying like go again. You know what I mean? Like you stretch the rubber start going down you know you can't let like the the moment pass you got to continue to action like exactly like a rubber ball thrown against the wall. Like I'm keep going fucking Unknown 16:05 thrown together Unknown 16:14 like you got tetanus you gotta fucking Unknown 16:17 get a cricket in that. Unknown 16:21 Way that would have been glued to the wall and I'm not gonna be worried about it at that point, but your bedroom your house Unknown 16:31 at the same time for your formatted save time you don't worry about coming Unknown 16:35 in rubber on the wall the next time Unknown 16:43 I'll give me for this sit down on the sand wall for your pail to frame around the trip to Home Depot. It's worth it I will paint the wall two days later rolling that fucking paint on the wall like this the best fucking color Unknown 16:56 trip to the clinic because you like fuck out to get the job in the moment and throw it to the wall. Unknown 17:03 on what's up and Unknown 17:07 you won't burn through Oh hell yeah cuz you swapping juices with a juices and you don't know what's gonna make you damn hit the back of the neck one time because she I think I don't know what the next day Shin was screaming or is this a drop came back there but I don't think I saw the thing that caught that right back up to I don't know, man at times like God who came right back on. Unknown 17:40 He's gonna He's gonna deal with it you know whatever Hey, fucking Unknown 17:45 expire which means you check my dick I had sex with funnel bitches man at the same time. So check Unknown 17:54 it out. That's exactly right. Unknown 17:58 My bones fucked up. I'm not sure if this is a bump or a skin tag here but Unknown 18:04 I don't really care what you got to do. Just do it. Because I've been where I've been and I'm saying Unknown 18:10 also every big guy they got built for this. That's it. That's all I got to do was take a sheet with one of your hoes gave me some Unknown 18:19 you need to you need to swap one of them out. Like if you're pulling four girls the same three or four girls at the same time. Like you're gonna fuck it if the wind at that point Unknown 18:32 if the women are the ones that initiated it you know say you're the victim at this. Unknown 18:38 How are they not the ones that initiated Howard? How do you initiate Hey, all four of y'all want to come home and fuck me. Even if that's what you said. You still are not the one initiating that situations you can Unknown 18:49 say shit, but it's kind of like yeah, Unknown 18:53 literally these are decided to do this like hey, look, I got to sit here and go all want to try playing with it at the same time. I wouldn't be opposed to that. Like what exactly is there about your scenario where you're getting yourself into that situation where it's actually up to you? It's not Unknown 19:08 these women clearly in control of Odin you know, I'm saying Unknown 19:11 that's what I'm talking about. We don't know. The mountain the snow girl he's writing the script for the right right out of firewood, imperfect entertainment porno productions in the future. When we got some real money going in this bitch. And I'm doing like threesomes with Emma Watson and Chris Stewart look alikes. Unknown 19:32 It's cold outside and we're out of firewood it's you know what works his body so I'm over here with me and we get mechana you come over and you neck and you know what's my deck and biotic Wow. Let's get it in before on one. Unknown 19:49 On one it sounds like it sounds like they might Unknown 19:58 need to have women that are in the women. So there was all going on girls and you need some shit. Unknown 20:02 Because you could be fucking one other woman while you fucked her email. The one hour the other one is even even around if you lay her on top of the other one. Right or you stack you got to you got a Rubik's Cube. You got to Tetris, two pitches, you know, you got to put them in the right spots. And you got to last Unknown 20:22 that's a lot of work. That's a lot of duty. The director for that. Absolutely. Unknown 20:27 It's like having a referee at what was it? What were we talking about the other day? Unknown 20:32 I'd have a difficult time directing someone doing it for way without being like let me get in on this. Unknown 20:40 That's just too much for you, man. You're not gonna make the ice already breathing too hard right here. You're breathing to go ahead. Tag me in. You like me that WWF had to do leaning over the room with a handout. Come on my head. Just reach for the fray head. Tag me Come on. You come and frustrate the bus down. Unknown 21:01 Just given you ain't even warming up. You just going ahead and Jackrabbit just going in and flying out the bed. You get up on the wall you do come back your homeboy come back and he's kind of recovered but not so much at that big storage chip bed Unknown 21:28 he know how once you get attacked and then you do that like one move together. Oh the Unknown 21:36 shoulders that I'm gonna jump off the Unknown 21:39 gentleman Mickey Mouse Unknown 21:49 clearly we're just the real problem like Unknown 21:54 what the world is like and it can happen? Unknown 21:57 Well, that's the thing right? Like who's gonna turn that down? I'm not turning that down. Like if I have the chance to put together pornographic, imperfect, imperfect pornographic productions and make a threesome with a mug and Emma Watson Kristen Stewart look like video where I actually edit in all of the stuff that I've talked about and like really do that shit and make a 20 minute 30 minute video that action like I do it. No, we don't want to watch the baby buggy. Unknown 22:23 But you know that's actually part of the boring industry shit though. Man. I watch that shit on Netflix. What is it life after porn shit. And then a lot of the girls will tell you know when you're there, you got to do the job and then the camera man got to get his cut, right? It's not like he actually gets he gets he got he got to talk to the cameras like I'm a father. She got Hashem I Unknown 22:43 think I can be a camera guy and not get kind of horny. Making porno. Like, I would have to have like, stationary cameras where there's not a guy not a camera guy. Like all you had to do with the Boomstick like the duty Boogie Nights, like all that shit. I don't want that level in imperfect entertainment. Pornographic productions. I wouldn't want to have that level of onset. People. I would want to have, like, Alright, I got 12 cameras running. A lot of angles covered. You know what I mean? And I'd have like references on the wall, like, so that I would know what the angles are like, oh, hold up. If we move a little bit to the left, then they could see my cock and balls going in real good. You know what I mean? Or if we move over here to the right then we got like real good angle from here and over there. And Unknown 23:26 then you look at the green.on the wall that's got a good facial look right there. You stare down right? Unknown 23:31 There's a lot of different spots, you know, and then go back and edit it all together. Like I would want to keep that that sort of thing on the low like we're not going to want to have Unknown 23:38 the whole bench on set the bishop got to own up the bitches. As his legs. Unknown 23:42 I don't even know I don't think I need an old bitch. I don't think it's necessary because oil yourself sweet aren't take care of it. Or I'll help you. Exactly. This is figured out ladies. Yeah. Well, right and then there would be like an element of reality to that corner where it's like, there's like the foreplay of and it's discussion of how we're going to make this happen. Unknown 24:08 So what I want you to do, I want you to walk in and trip all of a sudden you're gonna find a big in your butt. Oh, is that is that? What I quickly Wow, okay. Here or Unknown 24:18 Michael involved in over again. If your discussions like this, fall on the day. And then the other girl walks in just oh my god. I wanted to slip and fall on the D Unknown 24:29 again vice versa slipped over comedy through to the wall right it didn't make it to the wall some of that before Unknown 24:42 it bounced off the wall. Unknown 24:44 Oh my god, I just happen to slipped it fell on your deck just like she did. Well, since I'm Unknown 24:50 interesting of all of the imperfect entertainment production pornographic productions were oh my god I slipped and fell under when it was all kind of accident. I didn't think it was gonna feel that nice. Hey, let's keep doing this. Okay, Unknown 25:04 how did you lay in there erect wait for it before like Unknown 25:09 the right spot would have to be like a real portal accident like how they got to the kids jerking off and then the step mom catches on. You know what I mean? To be that sort of thing. Unknown 25:18 I was having to land by the door. They're very creepy. I Unknown 25:21 try not to watch. I hate it because like, I don't even like it's not even something they haven't in the title. Sometimes you start watching the poor and they're like, What do you think son? Your father's not home yeah my oh right times his channel Unknown 25:34 these are the crazy mind folks that are out there. They like shit like Unknown 25:38 that. That's the thing. The pornos and I'm talking about making haven't been made yet. Yeah, you know I got a hold lane. Unknown 0:04 Yeah creativity all day Unknown 0:05 and there's a whole and complete and total lane that is not being covered like there's no disaster porno. No. And what I'm talking about is kind of disaster porn. Unknown 0:14 Yeah, so that's how we set it up. Couple of you in the house. He was getting your sheet ready warmed up. Unknown 0:24 That's what it is. It's in the world porn, like the fucking nukes are going on. Well, I guess we might as well have sex. Unknown 0:32 You have elevators shuts down because everybody's got to bunker down a hurricane coming? Well, since I'm here with you three women, you know. Unknown 0:39 Let's be here for our last building my fall down a chance to survive and if we're floating above the floor having sex and then as the building falls around us, we just maintain elevation Unknown 0:50 or wherever it may get like so the sex actually saved you Unknown 0:54 Exactly. Like we fly away because our sex is so hot. We're like having sex in the air. Like that was one of the jokes in the beginning was I wanted to have sex above the burning because you want to feel the heat from no not necessarily hate just like visually. Like it's it's interesting to me to be like floating above the bed like Sigourney Weaver and go into Ghostbusters. But then like apply it to like the planet from the third Star Trek it's it's like falling apart and burning. So we're floating above that, like the vertebrae at the end of that Star Trek movie. Deep Star Trek rounds this Unknown 1:29 fucker floating above the bed Unknown 1:31 right foot above the bed but then it translates as the world is burning around us and falling apart to like we're above the barista role to Unknown 1:38 guys pussy. Unknown 1:41 I think that lame is taking though I don't think disaster porn is taken, but I think defaulter guys posi lane is probably Unknown 1:48 has a look at it. Yeah, you go ahead. If you got poltergeists, Percy, you flick the switch. I mean, you got necrophilia? Yeah, I Unknown 1:57 get that not not because that's like the that's a sub bus, right? That's the spirit. There's no body like it's not like you're banging into more for how it's not like a zombie porno. I'll bet you there's zombie porn. Where's zombies coming? They don't eat your brain so you come Unknown 2:20 because you can stop it. You can fuck and they get right there but like I'm good. I shouldn't get mean funky bits. Unknown 2:26 Or like instead of brands they eat something else. Unknown 2:30 You eat machete you eat my meats. You know? Unknown 2:34 All these guys on these four lesbian zombies. Unknown 2:40 I could dig on some lesbians. RP porn. I've seen like remember that chick from? What's it called? Don't be a menace. While you're hitting? Yeah, in the mailbox. Yeah. In the mail truck. Unknown 2:53 Yeah. She was on. Alexa. Unknown 2:56 She was all cute. And then she turned into a zombie. Unknown 3:00 Yeah, there has poltergeists told you I told you Unknown 3:03 that wasn't a lane not disaster porn. You got disaster porn. Unknown 3:05 Type it in there ain't that Unknown 3:09 I found my lane now. All I got to do is find an image lots. Kristen Stewart look like a porn star. Unknown 3:14 You can make all different Unknown 3:17 snowflakes on it. Unknown 3:18 I don't disagree with that. Oh my god, Mike. You're right. Yeah. Oh my god. I need him to kind of look like it in real life though. Unknown 3:25 You know what I mean? At least body wise. I Unknown 3:27 need some similarities. I need some similar facial cues. I try to get as close as I can by doing this digital Unknown 3:41 there's Lane disaster porn for her Unknown 3:45 son of a bitch like me though, they don't know that incident getting down like we get down you know? I mean, he's my fucking probably got like a pushover chair and barrel rotor Unknown 3:55 chair and mobile. Right. Unknown 3:59 I'm literally going to take the video from that Star Trek movie, and then superimpose our porno above it. You know what I'm saying? Unknown 4:05 makes it happen right? How to see any Ghostbusters we come in and make out a porno. Are you the gatekeeper? The key mess Unknown 4:14 like you don't know that. You're floating above the bed until you're like done. Unknown 4:21 When you busted that's when you hit that button from the heart. I've shared Unknown 4:24 that nuts falling and you're watching it fall and it keeps falling and falling and falling out. Oh my god. How are you? Oh my god. Unknown 4:33 You got back good. You made me floating there. I'm gonna have to guess you need to hang on to you. Unknown 4:39 You made me float. Way up in here. Unknown 4:44 You got me up an air. Yeah. Biggest work here. How to get better. Unknown 4:51 You got Big Mike floating Unknown 4:58 we have a there's got to be a way down. Unknown 5:00 We got here. Maybe we got a burp like Unknown 5:06 shit. Unknown 5:08 That would be fun. Oh my god. That'd be fun. Unknown 5:13 Yeah, yeah. It would Unknown 5:21 Charlie in the Chocolate Factory keeps coming out. I watched it the other day. And then I was watching these YouTube videos about all the fucked up shit that happened when they were filming it. And the original Yeah, the original one. And then like with Gene Wilder Unknown 5:36 was like, Unknown 5:39 like, you know the girl that turns into a blueberry? Yeah, Violet. Violet. Violet. Yeah, like she went back to school and then like the makeup was still coming out of her pores. Oh, blue at school. Unknown 5:54 That was probably led pink to Unknown 5:56 all of a sudden was toxic. And then I was watching ones about the Wizard of Oz. And how like the original guy that was the 10 man. The makeup like gave him like lung issues and he had to drop out so that second guy it he's the guy that we see in the movie is was Wow. So regular guy got real sick and like had to go to the hospital and it all the makeup and all types of aluminum and gotten his lungs because they spray paint. Oh my god. Yeah, and he was real sexy. Those Unknown 6:27 are the times but I never seen the original was it? It's It's fucking Unknown 6:31 pretty interesting. I've Unknown 6:32 only watched The Wiz. I've never watched the Michael Jackson fucking Diana Ross ish prior Nipsey Nipsey up in that giant TV. He rushed it out. I don't know who played the calorie line. Yeah, I don't know who that was. But yeah, that was my shit. School joining Wizard of Unknown 7:01 Oz is more fun with mushrooms in your head and the soundtrack provided by Pink Floyd, Unknown 7:06 What have y'all seen? The Lizzo Unknown 7:10 I've not seen as MJ Yeah. Unknown 7:16 But Design Academy with that was the fucking tornado hits in Detroit during a blizzard a snowstorm and takes Diana Ross who plays Dorothy away to fucking The Wiz during a snowstorm. You ever it's a snowstorm a tornado come No. Doesn't sound likely at all. It wasn't sheer but you got to make fucking the wishes for Unknown 7:38 giving her Christmas. Yeah, Unknown 7:41 it was it was Christmas coming up because it was fighting hand family over and shit Flying Monkeys you kill the witch you got to shoot they was like they want to fly monkeys there was Holly monkey let's make let's go off and the witch gets she broke. Yeah, that's pretty cool. But I mean the dancing that she didn't man the choreography was crazy. It's like Broadway. Yeah. Well, Unknown 8:06 if him Jason and I would imagine there's going to be some food dancing going Unknown 8:09 on. And Diana Ross Unknown 8:10 Yeah, young Diana Ross to little fro like a little fro. I like like young young lady with a fro Unknown 8:22 Yeah, that movie was fine. We grew up with both but every time wasn't a Ross comes on TV. I watch. I just I love it. Unknown 8:30 It's kind of a cool thing. Unknown 8:32 I did not know so much fun film shit happen and like, super young. She was only like 16 and they were overworking her that Unknown 8:41 one would I do hung himself in the background. Unknown 8:44 There's a person hanging in the background next to us Yeah, literally next to a ladder. I think it is he like climbed a ladder and hung himself in a tree in the background. And they literally got it on film and lifted it Unknown 8:59 oh, you know the snow in the poppy field is asbestos. Unknown 9:04 Damn Wow. But that was before Marvel's did actually was Unknown 9:10 harmful. That was that was also like the first time that a bunch of midges got together in the same place like in history. Because they got on a much Unknown 9:19 that's pretty Willy Wonka. Unknown 9:20 Oh, yeah, way before really long. They weren't even that many midgets and Willy Wonka. There was like four weeks and it was just, I think there might have been 10 but you know, something like that was you know you're in the midgets if you were getting to hook up with a midget? Would you want her to dress like OPA Opa? Wow. Or if she wanted to dress like an OPA OPA would that be a problem for you? Unknown 9:46 To wait to yes down the throats of my man unnecessarily. Unknown 9:49 Wait a minute. Unknown 9:51 Oh, come on quick. st really no, Unknown 9:53 the orange paint a green hair is not gonna bug you. She's right here. What is? No, no. Like she's Unknown 10:04 she's she's a real bucket first, right first, a little person. She likes the way she likes to dress up like an open loop. And half dude banger Unknown 10:13 and why they bringing you to see stupidity. Want you to base out you? Unknown 10:35 What if she had friends that she wanted to have a four way with you with three other midgets that are dressed like Opal OPAS and they're all gonna sing shit. About whatever's going on. Unknown 10:45 To make too much Unknown 10:49 I want you to do it like a dog. Unknown 10:54 Stupid II D please do not be me. Unknown 11:03 You know you're doing it because I have no Unknown 11:07 fuck up. That's to pick up a Unknown 11:12 gun stuck in your head Unknown 11:17 there's no fucking stroke cow. Vigo start going through the river Unknown 11:27 I don't know, man. It sounds like it sounds like a time. I think I think I could deal with three. Three openldap addressed up midget girls and bug me at the same time. Unknown 11:39 Even seek Sega to you one or two. You got to surround sound for loops Unknown 11:47 going up and going on a loop with Unknown 11:51 Adobe skirt. You already in dimensions you fucking weirdo. What are you worried about? Unknown 11:55 Customers when they're singing in the village? What about what about the Wizard of Oz Unknown 12:01 ones? Yeah. What if they were one on the right to my plus a? Unknown 12:09 It was it was measured? Yeah, Unknown 12:11 they were. They was budgets. Unknown 12:13 Yeah. What do you mean? Unknown 12:17 I thought they were a little bit taller images. They were between they were really in normal people. Now Unknown 12:21 they were really small. What does that call in The Wizard of Oz? They were real short doors Unknown 12:25 are sure Unknown 12:25 people look dwarfs are taller than little people, right? Unknown 12:28 Yeah. I think dwarfs are the tallest Unknown 12:31 and Endor Unknown 12:32 and then normal people. Unknown 12:34 I thought we weren't supposed to comment. Unknown 12:36 Nice what's going Unknown 12:37 on? In towards the Unknown 12:39 little people too but they're different sizes. I don't know what all the technicalities, but you're you're you're diverting away from the fucking point of the conversation like, are you you're not willing to bang chicks dress like envelopes singing I think I'll say urban memberships. If not, I'm at least during the threesome. Unknown 12:55 Now in the singing that's the deal breaker. Unknown 12:59 Man. You make these signs. They'll Unknown 13:01 do the orange painting or in the green fucking hair. Maybe one. st validate neighbors or Halloween maybe? Unknown 13:08 Yeah, I agree. It's not going to be a regular thing. But if I'm dating three midgets, I'm not going to let them dress up like Oompa Loompas on a daily weekly basis for our sexual Intercounty. If they put in all that effort and show up dressed like that, I'm not going to be like look at bitches. This is not acceptable. Unknown 13:25 We got a Willy Wonka suit for you though. You got to rock the Willy Wonka suit. Unknown 13:28 If I got to wear Willy Wonka suit while the open loop was banging me dude up, down, Unknown 13:32 up down. Unknown 13:33 Let's go. That's going an imperfect Unknown 13:36 Roxbury one I got some schnoz. Unknown 13:44 Oh by a we do cocaine and we make Unknown 13:45 snozzberries taste like snozzberries it's nice berries take like Smash Berry. bubbles make my nose tickle. We're getting down. He got he got through it all the references. Unknown 14:02 Dude, these are the kind of pornos that I want to make Unknown 14:04 because he got the normal rich come in there with the golden ticket. Unknown 14:07 What about the blue one? He doesn't have the blue one. Unknown 14:09 What the girl that turns into a fucking blueberry. If we started making Ordos based on children's movies, I think it's gonna probably blow up on us at some point. But that's, that's a slim lane. He don't turn the wheel too much. We're gonna fall off the fucking track. They were big trouble. Unknown 14:31 What's the big one? What's her name? Unknown 14:33 Oh, no, the big one is a bad egg. He's got Swamp Thing. Yeah, Unknown 14:41 yeah, that's the route I wanted. I wanted now Unknown 14:47 a little bit John had to hit me with a break. She's Jesus Unknown 14:51 Christ Mike. Unknown 14:52 She was she was one that was born and titled Unknown 14:55 already. Go into the fucking furnace. Chill out bro. Sitting down there where you and your badass attitude little Whoa, Unknown 15:05 gotta fuck the damn daddy. And they're like, You're the reason she liked this motherfucker. Unknown 15:11 That's for sure. Yeah, well, that's one of the songs you know who you know who you know who's to blame the other Unknown 15:20 who've been eating? Unknown 15:23 Tell us real shit. That's why it's so funny when you're on mushrooms or something when you're watching that shit. Because they say it and they lead you up into this whole crescendo and then they go the mother and the father and you like Unknown 15:38 be like yeah, they was doing the full name was talking about exactly the purpose of dropping knowledge because they care about they will spend some shit to you. They're like yo, I'm let's know the deal is with this shit. You might not know it ladies and gentlemen, we bout to sing it to you and tell you what the fucking problem Unknown 15:53 is. They had a song for everything. They really did. They knew what they were doing. They knew what Unknown 15:57 they was doing. You work around candy all day when all that shit he knows from shit going down. You got a chocolate river to fuck your room to Unknown 16:06 chocolate river and a paddle boat around in that shit through the trippy cave. Unknown 16:11 You know what I'm saying? With a card that fucking spits out whipped cream is more Shing gumdrops shit. You got walls. You can actually lick the walls. Unknown 16:20 That fizzy drink that they fly. Unknown 16:24 Fizzy pop elixir Unknown 16:26 fizzy lifting drink Unknown 16:29 and he got to elevate it goes down. Let Frank diagonal as much as an elephant. Unknown 16:37 Are you getting terribly fat? What do you Unknown 16:40 think? Well? That was the greedy boy. Unknown 16:44 I don't like the look of it. The one that has stuck in the team. Unknown 16:48 Shout out like a bullet. Unknown 16:51 You will go because he will see that if you're not Unknown 16:53 greedy you will go far. Unknown 17:01 Chrissy they did. Unknown 17:04 They tell you everything. All these life lessons. Unknown 17:07 Hold on. I forgot about the shipping because that was gluttony. They bring another one. There was like seven deadly sins. Yeah. And think about that. You would listen to me chewing customers from smoking and brightens your smile. Every weekend you win all the way down that cow does Unknown 17:42 tell you a trap now knowledge Unknown 17:43 on like a cow baby stopping you big fraud is over they look like you also could right now if you are wise Silman Listen to me on like a Siamese cat is a lie and shame. know exactly who's to blame right Unknown 18:25 I'll tell you that should maybe Unknown 18:27 four kids up man. Well, you gotta fuck them up or make them right exactly you fuck him up and he fixes bag man that make Becky better. Is that what you call it? Unknown 18:45 That's what it is right now last minute. Oh he Unknown 18:48 talked about he's not he's not participate in our conversations. Why? Unknown 18:51 Fuck is a big mega Is that what you call when you fuck up an incorrect key Yeah, that's Unknown 18:57 what he's that's his life. But the kids up and now that's why kids is avatar and a lot of times because they don't get fucked up enough. They just entitled Dave like wow, you know, basically I get fucked up. I'll do that. Unknown 19:13 Well, there's no consequences as Unknown 19:15 a consequence, they need the consequence to understand like you fucked up so that is what's gonna happen somehow you Unknown 19:20 got to train them so that you can like make them feel bad about something without having to hit him. You got to be psychological. You Unknown 19:26 don't necessarily have to hit on him but not Unknown 19:29 always, but you know, it's better if you can psychologically train them to be better people than if you have to physically beat them to be better people Unknown 19:38 because I mean you could fuck about mentally to by trying to do some shit there. You think you're doing exactly but that's the Unknown 19:43 thing, right? It's that like, Unknown 19:44 why this man right here? He was Unknown 19:47 playing psychological games with his children. Unknown 19:49 He wasn't I'm talking about him as a child. He wasn't beat. He was just locked up. Unknown 19:55 He was psychologically he was like Harry Potter under steps. He just didn't have any magic. Unknown 20:07 When I see Harry Potter I thought about Dan That's my man that you right there. Only that's how I felt for you man that we didn't we used to feel bad for Unknown 20:16 him so you would feel bad for him like you feel bad when you see Harry Potter go under the stairs. This is how bad it was. That's what's wrong with you. You don't know how to act right? When Unknown 20:29 we drive by the house. He'd be at the basement window and he can see us go by you know, I mean we see him looking like our day is he or he doing good? He's okay. Nintendo and Unknown 20:41 that's why he stopped playing mad no to because he burned himself out. Unknown 20:46 Right there she returned out down there you know, old school Unknown 20:50 was still trips me out because he should have beat every fucking game known to man as long as he was in that fun game. Unknown 20:57 I don't I don't know, man. It's tough to be motivated to play a video game enough to get good at it especially these days back in those days yeah, you know you got no excuse for not you're locked in the house with Unknown 21:06 the games now you got to apply so much shit you don't work up to Unknown 21:11 you can't. You can't progress to the end game. Unknown 21:14 They don't like make them like they used to Unknown 21:16 they want my wonderful do I want to buy like I remember my son asked me sir she said Dad Can I can I can I spend like $5 I said for what? He said I want to buy it was some shit out I don't know if it was like, I think it was like a tool or potion or some shifter for what? So he had to buy this how many times you use this motherfucker? Like what value as of this day anything right? Are you buying fake shit? To do what like? Ain't no level you can beat to get this. You got to buy it right you got to buy your way in. That's that. That's how I got him off. Because nowadays man, that's how to get you the bucks. And all that shit that they waited NFT systems properties. Unknown 21:56 You know what I'm tired of? I don't know about all that shit, but I'm tired of that motherfucking game they advertise on goddamn YouTube all the time with the fucking thing. And then there's like the thing and the lava and the water and the jewels. And you put everything every Unknown 22:14 fuckin shit it's on all kinds of shit man now, like, and it's always the stupidest motherfucker showing you Oh, you pull this from Buddhist. This fucking savage can burn by lava. Unknown 22:29 And right I don't I don't want to. I don't fucking want to say I don't care. Unknown 22:35 You got to watch this pitch all the way through. I'm Unknown 22:37 not always I can get to the skip but it's usually but it's Unknown 22:41 like 10 seconds or so. Unknown 22:46 So fuck you and whatever manufacturer that is unless you want to like sponsor the show or something. You want to give me a bunch of money I'll talk you shut up like it's actually fucking fun some Unknown 22:55 puzzle game I think it's like evolve or some shit like so annoying. I hate that fucking Unknown 23:00 can't bear parties we know we're talking about that means everybody else knows everyone. Hopefully we're fuckin serious raw seeing the same shit they're trying to program us already. They Unknown 23:11 absolutely have lives jumbled but that said we're gonna have to bring this episode of Mason different show to a close. I think we're going to play another last joint usual number Unknown 23:24 eight from Unknown 23:26 April 2 2012. How Unknown 23:28 many there are there 10 I believe so it's 10 altogether. We started with the last one we coming up to from the last now. Unknown 23:35 We went from 10 to eight now or you know I will put the last album out on the Bandcamp page at some point. You I handed those headphones. So anyway, thank you so much for listening. Be nice people that look like you be nice people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 23:50 Load this by little bits. Ladies and gentlemen. Keep moving forward. Protect your energy and protect your mental health. That's right. Unknown 24:00 You know Don't forget we love you very much. Unknown 24:03 Yes, we do love every last one. Unknown 24:05 grinder that shit. You're trying to get text. That's how it gets done. Unknown 24:08 We believe in us right? Unknown 24:10 We love you even if you hate us. We love you. There's nothing you can do about it. real tall. Have a great rescue day. Please do stay tuned for the G unit song. Do joint number Unknown 24:19 eight. Go. Peace be with you. Thanks so much for listening. If you want to help support the show, please go to www.patreon.com/the letter M perfect. Entertainment. There's a link in the description of each show. At the bottom. If you just scroll down you'll see the imperfect patreon account link. If you're an Apple user, please take the time to give us a five star review on the Apple podcast app on your Apple device. This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Unknown 24:59 Live action boys ready to soar we're here every day for the down. Rented any cracker looking at the decision that I make on the road. Bus in thirsty left driving straight road to one job site. They get out my way I got some face. nap before vaccines us in it all day today Mr. Conway had to go away for a month or something I don't know. That might be dry. Free while still protecting to the holiday. snuck out a ship like this kind of just kick it off in the boot like it break all we get back with them overrated overrated like Sam big right? Right you need to be third Unknown 27:21 reggae just added like Damn it's the bee's knees all know Facebook or any member now with ease it's all about the smartphone. Nobody want to go to Walmart and find it pointed out with a need a smartphone with a so what do you do with it people play video games oh maybe Swisstopo cheese and chocolate cake are large Frisco minute dammit, man Transcribed by https://otter.ai