00:00:00:00 - 00:01:00:19 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, for the 771st time with a mason and friend show featuring that of that dude called you Unit, a.k.a. the guy in the Waffle House. A flip flops. Wassup, bitches as well as juju, a.k.a. Lisa. And as well as that dude called Mike, a.k.a. El Black Hand Day. And he had me. I am Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and friend Show was happy. 00:01:00:20 - 00:01:20:05 Unknown Yeah, it was good out there today. You know, Mike just trying to find a job. People that make a little closer to yourself thing I got, got, I got. I got a couple of things. All right. Hello, Juju. You that has hit us with a couple. First thing we got, if you ain't rolling in fucking days like this, I gave Mesa two times. 00:01:20:11 - 00:01:41:01 Unknown Now that's going to be turning finger. Thank you. Terrifying. The thing that ain't quite terrible thing. They knew a rolling of you ain't. Well, that's how I probably have. You ain't ruined it Probably you may going to probably exact thing. Sorry flatter fuckers out there now there was. Oh Lord some sumbitch did fly all the way around the world right from start to start. 00:01:41:03 - 00:02:04:14 Unknown It's. You mean like how you do it? If it's flat, how you do that, It means flat sway. How do you do it? What sway? Look, you're heavy. Spread sway. You can't do that if it's flat sway in this morning. And where's the smoke? Go back again. Half day, they stop soccer, You get in and you cover your subjects way too quick. 00:02:04:16 - 00:02:33:27 Unknown And sugar is when you start drinking. At whatever time I start drinking, the day you cover subject matter. All right. That's what is their argument That that is not like everything. Everything they got all kinds of golf on flatter. We're asking you so we've already tried to flat our whole time. Then you want to talk to another flat earth or I need winning to have a flatter if I need to zoom flatter fall for forward on veggies just going at it flatter splatter phone in one normal Can't tell me that's not right Flat earth on a flat earth on. 00:02:33:27 - 00:02:48:22 Unknown I need a flat earth All for flat earth off just normal do tone to flatter the just coming at it like slap fight You know I'm screaming now here me with a quote. You hit me with that one. I mean, that's kind of what we did when we had Dave on But day was too much knowledge for anybody else to talk. 00:02:48:23 - 00:03:10:05 Unknown We're Davis been too many big words Day was thrown out like $0.09 per question. Yeah I mean like 12 facts Well facts per question you know screaming 12 stated things that he believed in in like a 32nd part. So yeah so, so we need a different flat earth or to deal with before we ever let Dave we said we definitely need a new flat. 00:03:10:05 - 00:03:30:01 Unknown We need and we need we definitely need a second flatter. I think it would be really fun if flatter Dave was on and we were like, Yeah, remember the time we had flatter Judy on? And she said this and flatter Dave, you're not concerned. You got to get them on. And then we got to get them on together to see if they played barking spear seeing like, if they make fun of each other, see if they line up. 00:03:30:01 - 00:03:57:05 Unknown That's the was Wiley Hardman post to I was a famed American aviator during the interwar period and the first pilot to fly solo around the world, also known for his work in the high altitude fly both helped develop one of the first pressure suits and discovered the jet stream. So this the motherfucker that discovered the jet stream? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:03:57:07 - 00:04:17:04 Unknown Around he was looking at what's his name post Wiley harder hardening post who came over didn't work jet stream and man would have to call it a post stream or saw some mountain. He got no jet or nothing in name at all, man. He was fighter jet. How long ago was this? This is a long time ago. Right? 00:04:17:06 - 00:04:52:00 Unknown He says enter a war. I mean, World War one and two. They have the air between the two wars at see, I mean, I would like to see how they would debate the fact that you can literally fly around the circular world like and they can use pseudoscience for a lot of different things. And they have like the most famous splatter there is have like absolutely said, like, oh, the you know, like ships and shit just like drop off the same shit just falls off, the water just goes away and it just comes right back. 00:04:52:01 - 00:05:10:06 Unknown You just go over the edge. You just over the edge, like the water just keeps going over and it come back. Said something along the lines of that. You're going in a circle. You're not actually going one way or the other. You're not going around. Yeah, you're just circling because the flat earth, they think is like flat, like in a circle. 00:05:10:08 - 00:05:29:15 Unknown Like it's like as if it was like a quarter Frisbee disc, right? So you're basically just following it like a right? It's like it has like a lean or something. I don't know. It's kind of wild, but apparently aliens are real to now they are just men. You know, there is a guy running around his bar in the sky, man, that they move for this beer. 00:05:29:15 - 00:05:51:24 Unknown Believe me. New aliens been around since they were classified. Yeah. Let's everybody economy. Look, everybody got anything to hang out of the blue people now they might be rotating guitars, running out their doors running around. You might have some Avatar people doing Avatar. I have a plane of their own now They might be now what we in we in the we know they first. 00:05:51:24 - 00:06:11:26 Unknown Now we don't know all their version. Now what do you think Marvel games look like? The universe, like the green light balance look like they did in when I'm making Independence Day. Did it back Close Encounters of the Third Kind. That's how it is. Look, I think they're just giant versions of us. I think we're the offspring of what the fuck have were to fuck ups. 00:06:11:26 - 00:06:31:17 Unknown They they just got the same. When you say Independence Day Orleans returning where what happens when you cross a monkey with two Alien Day aliens crash landed here and they cross the cross breeding this with the monkeys. And then the monkeys come out with like not much hair on them and arguing about stupid things. What, dick burgers? And you're a fuck you. 00:06:31:20 - 00:06:48:14 Unknown You know that kind of shit I can't as a monkey's been arguing about for years. And it's just my way. Know my land, my land, my kid, they come to me. The other day I was like, Man, I totally believe in evolution and all that stuff. He's like, Why are chimpanzees, gorillas, all the monkey family? Why are they still evolving? 00:06:48:14 - 00:07:05:26 Unknown They are evolving to humans. They've reached the Stone Age, sweetheart. Is that what? Is that what the answer is? Can you tell my son, please? Because I literally was like, I don't know. I'll see if I can find an article or something in 2010, please. I'm in Texas. You are? I'm good. Yeah. I was a little stoned on now, and I didn't know how to combat that. 00:07:05:27 - 00:07:25:23 Unknown No, they are evolving. Absolutely. Yeah. They know how to use smartphones, that's for sure. I mean, interesting. A monkey and a chimp. When he picked up the AK 47, the new iPhone, he lit up all the people. Yeah, that was why everybody's laughing now. Now have a real Dennis. This is like what happened to play in the Congo or somewhere. 00:07:25:23 - 00:07:38:23 Unknown And there's these soldiers sitting there and they see the monkey and he picks up the gun. They're like, Oh, ha! And then he's like, But it just like he writes up a whole bunch of shit. I don't know how many people maybe or maybe didn't get shot, but it was a there was a short video where they put that in there. 00:07:38:23 - 00:07:57:15 Unknown Shoot. Yeah, I was I was explaining to that one fucked up dude, come over here. Cujo or Cuco or whatever. Joe Where Fuck his name. Well, no, no, no, no, no. He had the man. He was a man when he was in. You can always tell he was a bad, bad man. They they do it all. And we know who is bad gorilla like Congo and bad. 00:07:57:18 - 00:08:17:02 Unknown Really Fighting from the rebels. Join me. Good. Yeah. Your like you and me good gorilla. See here. We don't like the modern ape movies. We prefer Congo. Congo's Congo. The bad girl, Amy. And now Amy. Good. Let me take a moment here. I got a I got to make some statements. I went to my gorillas off a little bit. 00:08:17:06 - 00:08:31:26 Unknown I went to an event the other day. Yeah. I want to ask you, did you go to that joy man? Yeah, I went to an event. Hey, there's two things, right? Hey, shut the fuck up. There was a couple of things in the day. I wanted to go to count first thing, but I didn't. So that sucks. But I had to do one or the other. 00:08:31:29 - 00:08:51:08 Unknown I decided to go to the festival. That was like 10 minutes from my house. I seen that and I was pretty dope. So there's a few folks I wanted to give a shout out to. The Was Careless Fest was a cannabis festival yesterday, so we know they didn't have weed, they had seeds, they had CBD cream for me, they had rashers probably some CBD cream somewhere. 00:08:51:08 - 00:09:12:08 Unknown I didn't see that I should have some seeds. They had they had some stuff going on. So there was a company called Virginia Home Grown. There was a sale on some stuff. They had aloe vera dried, very associated and all with any of those Virginia boys in the tent over there. What I think is, Yes, sir. Commonwealth Cana actually sponsored the whole thing. 00:09:12:08 - 00:09:33:20 Unknown They were primary drivers and they're the reason they're Instagram, how I found out about it. So I also a big shout out to the Commonwealth Cana guys that were there. They were doing their thing earlier. There's a whole group of folks there. So there was people selling stickers and such and it was so cold shipped from D.C., as she does at John Pape Designs. 00:09:33:27 - 00:10:01:08 Unknown She's got some dope little stickers and like stamped type metal earrings that are pretty cool. Nice, lovely. There was Guy genetics, these guys that were selling seeds, they had these fake little grenades that were like foam padded, sort of like a sunglass case. That's what seeds came in. That was pretty dope. That was let's see some folk medicine's healing arts and more. 00:10:01:09 - 00:10:27:28 Unknown A girl named Lauren Kotch, our coach. You know, you said actually, it's over there where you were. It was you local. It was ridiculous and small. It was super intimate. And this girl, Lauren from keeper of the old Ways, was selling stuff that you can blend with your smoke. Some of it's supposed to help a lucid dreaming. And something I was saying for some reason I was thinking these back on the mountain. 00:10:27:28 - 00:10:48:29 Unknown I was thinking, this is some for our whole fucking body right out there. Buy glitter it this crazy, crazy crying came across my grandma. That's what I saw at the time. And. Yeah, yeah, seven, five, seven and all that. But that was the thing. I was like, I wonder where that is. And then I looked and it was literally like, I could have rode a bike there. 00:10:48:29 - 00:11:08:28 Unknown Yeah. Like I could have walked there. Like it was right there. It was, it was madness, right? So that was really cool to be able to go do that so close to home. But also there was a guy named Chad who does something called hippie camel dyes. He's a camera. He does a tie dye shirt. Nice. And it was some pretty good stuff. 00:11:09:00 - 00:11:32:15 Unknown He had some interesting designs. So check that out. That hippie cameo on the Instagram there you go. There you go. Then there was, let's see, Mama Misha's Magic kitchen. She was redefining comfort food. Yeah. Not as good as you try. Yeah, I didn't. She had, like, at least I think she was more do. And it was like a how to cook and show great gotcha, if I remember correctly. 00:11:32:15 - 00:12:04:24 Unknown But she was cool. And then I was, let's see, the farmers of Seeds of Kismet on Instagram. This is just underneath word season. Kismet kiss. It's a great fucking word, Ethan Salad stuff. Then there was a let's see pipe dreams out of Manassas. They sell pipes. They got a lot of cool stuff. I was asking Ryan, I think it was about like a bubble or one of them big long fucking joints with the public because he sees them on occasion. 00:12:04:24 - 00:12:24:19 Unknown So I have to swing through one day. But yeah, they got some good stuff. It was held in a place called Wylam Gardens and they do events and stuff, weddings. It was a nice little place. They had a few hundred people there and it was really, well, it's now there was food trucks and beer and a lot of it here, a winery or anything like that. 00:12:24:25 - 00:12:44:21 Unknown It's not a water, it's like a flower destination is what they call it. Yeah. And they gave us flowers when we left. It was pretty cool and I love it. I've met a girl named Elizabeth Melson, who's an independent running for the state Senate. She had a marijuana tattoo on her shoulder and her very nice look. It's. You do. 00:12:44:21 - 00:13:03:27 Unknown It's. That's my senator. Yeah. I'm like, I think I think I'm in her district. She's actually 28. I think that's me. But yeah, there was a lot of cool people there. So shout out to all of guards who put that on. And it was I asked them, okay, yeah, wake me out though, dude. I was there from about noon until about 5:00. 00:13:03:28 - 00:13:28:01 Unknown I had no idea because it was still I was in there. It was a mission. How much? 40, 40, 40. But maybe one bad one now. Yeah. Yeah, she was. It was brushed me dog. It was so hot out. Fuck. You know what. Look we complain about the heat up here because last week was hot, but man, the motherfuckers in Arizona, the bro Look, I was telling them on Friday that I want the time, though. 00:13:28:01 - 00:13:48:25 Unknown No, no, not this hot. 100 plus hundred, 1510 degrees for 30 days. Man, I don't know what time there is. I want to talk to my mom. She's always say they're going down there. Famous is going to be 137 or 111. Fox has always been on my house. Mom's house, and it's I don't want to raise her, but look. 00:13:48:28 - 00:14:07:07 Unknown Oh, he's met his mother to my black ass. Little this is my thing. I'm gonna walk around butt naked football and they're going to ever on golf balls. Kenny, are you out of your left foot? What was what was the question? Are you allowed to walk around naked over it? Is that only in Vegas, Arizona? Not even in Vegas, where I came out for negative Vegas? 00:14:07:07 - 00:14:33:00 Unknown I'm not aware of in Vegas. I'm not aware where you can walk around naked. Fucking here is definitely nudist colony. Yeah, you're full. No, that's strange. If you're if you're in a G-string. Is that taking on clothing for dude? Yeah, Yeah, sure. Got to know for sure. All is covered right? Every day. That much about what it takes, Mike, all you need is like a kilt That's super lightweight, right? 00:14:33:02 - 00:14:58:20 Unknown It's got a massive color now, especially where. Kels Fuck. And it's kind of sexy balls. I like dripping, like, 10 to 15 balls dripping. Going to get male. I'd be mad at people with clothes on like, you know, fucking there. Shouldn't you have clothes on us? Be made for us when we're mad at the if you're going to be around for that being that hot, probably coming out the house, I mean it's going to suck when you get into the leather. 00:14:58:23 - 00:15:18:15 Unknown Now you can't have leather that high. You cannot have any vehicle leather that day of high. You're going to have to deal with it because like a lot of cars come with leathers. You have to put a tie down because we get mesh in, but make it balls stick to do it for me here in Florida, Poppy and Nana, they like completely soundproof their their vehicle. 00:15:18:18 - 00:15:51:05 Unknown Exactly. Because that's open. But the seats were like covered with a tarp or so you got that leather like a blanket or something. They like a blanket sunroof, window leather out, you know. You know what I want? I want I want something that probably doesn't exist, but like shark diving full on, blowing through seat cover, that has air blowing through it from all like, you know, if you have your nuts air conditioner, like just get a little burst of your balls. 00:15:51:05 - 00:16:17:10 Unknown Yeah, just a nice breeze that would be fucking automatically. Which like, you know, those women go on for like a teddy. Yeah. You need a fan oxidase. You guys. We sell and understand and underscore Shark tank under under Teddy and fans and sad fans in these cars. Now it might as well right that the seatbelt where you drive right out the door We need snatching cock fans There you go. 00:16:17:10 - 00:16:32:09 Unknown There you go. Huh You know they used to make them in cars, man. Cars used to have a fan right underneath the steering wheel of them. Right on the steering wheel. Pointed to balls. Oh, yeah, I guess they did. Yeah, like in the seventies at Buick, but it didn't work. Yeah, my players used to have one of those. 00:16:32:09 - 00:16:50:13 Unknown Didn't work out and see they need to bring it back to the ashtray. Somebody may you made a lighter and they got to bring it back. I got a ashtray in my car dear. Oh, yeah. All cars got ashtrays. Oh, they all had them. At least I might pull them out sometimes. I did. I remember the one that's got it. 00:16:50:15 - 00:17:12:17 Unknown Yeah. The Buick at it. Yeah. There's an ashtray. My Buick leasing. I had fucking the ashtrays in the back with the lighter in the back where you train the cameras. 2000 and based on an ashtray and and absolutely they're trying to not encourage people to smoke in cars. These start taking away, you know, making all cars vegan now. 00:17:12:19 - 00:17:34:28 Unknown Yeah basically that's what's having the cars And they're still using real leather though. Yeah Yeah. And also whether damn now. No, there was some. Come on you got one guy and you got one question but there was another. That was different question. I got more questions. White noise. Right. Why is there black noise? There's brown. There's brown noise. 00:17:34:28 - 00:17:56:27 Unknown Yeah. What's brown noise somewhere. Shit, they're all fucking vaguely they're similar, but there's no black noise. No, we'll see. I'm. Look it up for you. That's what I'm talking about. Thank you, Michael. Not a problem. I know there's brown noise and bigger things. Like green noise. What green noise in there? I mean, what's the white noise? Noise? You can't hear the space you can hear, but it's not specific and it doesn't like. 00:17:56:27 - 00:18:12:14 Unknown It's not like repetitive, but it is repetitive. It's noise you can't hear. No, it's noise. You can. You can't hear. So black noise is probably noise. You can't hear. White noise is like that. AC In the background, like white noise is like the AC in the background. It's like a like I said, we got going on there. That's no fuzz. 00:18:12:14 - 00:18:37:06 Unknown It's like a five. Yeah, that's like a 5 seconds. Your eardrums. See that? You hear that? So there's noise, white noise and white noise. But Mike saying there's all sorts of different. Yeah. So black noise is an infinity term used to describe lack of noise. So like police and like, you know, when you get into one of those rooms, if they do, I really want to try one. 00:18:37:09 - 00:18:57:04 Unknown What it is like deprivation, Just deprivation. There's a room and I think Utah where it's like the absolute perfectly quiet Yeah that's they to move their bodies so you can't stay in it for more than a couple of minutes And they're like, you know that's sort of why. So I look at it it's 2000 per person. How many hours? 00:18:57:08 - 00:19:16:03 Unknown Liam Neeson You got to try. You got to do it for 2 hours. We can move on. And I'm like, Wait a minute. So you get you paid $2,000 to try to do this for how they say after like the first 3 minutes, it's so quiet. You hear the blood flowing through your brain. Do I get 100 grand if you get a T-shirt, I get a T-shirt. 00:19:16:03 - 00:19:33:18 Unknown You get a picture. Now, you don't get nothing. You get a T-shirt. Suck my picture saying that you did this shit. I'm like, I know. I could probably pull it off cause violence, you know? Can't say much. How much does it cost to to function of the nice to we'd room it's to weed out the idiots. That's what it is. 00:19:33:20 - 00:19:51:09 Unknown We got to make sure we get just the biggest of our people. No, it's something to bring noise. Oh, I got to look at up too. We've got to wait for. They're all the know, all the colors, all the craziness. Yeah. All right. We got brown. It's here. It's like when I was in Vegas, right? There was a John Dillinger signed newspaper. 00:19:51:11 - 00:20:06:28 Unknown And I know we're asking ten grand. Oh, my God. And I was like, That's really fucking cool. Super supercar. If I had ten grand that I really didn't care about, like if I had millions and millions of dollars and every year. Absolutely. That have been the thing I bought. There was a lot of stuff going on. There's a lot of stuff from back in those days. 00:20:06:28 - 00:20:25:13 Unknown It was like an article about them that said John Dillinger, blah, blah, blah. And then he signed his name, John Dillinger, above his name. That's cool. Yeah, it was really cool. So he would just be dropping ten grand on shit like that if I had like if I had Joe Rogan money. Yes, you know what I'm saying? But I would need, like, I would need big money, so it would be crowd noise. 00:20:25:14 - 00:20:49:20 Unknown You got white, pink and brown. As far as I think I know, brown nose is for focus. Sleep and comfort. Good. Okay, so let me see. I said brown noises created by random functions and amplitude, which mean the sound waves are constantly changing the volume and speed. Okay, so if there's like a bunch of apps like that, right, where you can listen to like CS games or like, like City Noises. 00:20:49:21 - 00:21:11:17 Unknown Yeah, I thought that was all white noise. Now white noise baby is like a consistent like a like they see it's like a steady flow of. Okay, and hold on. I'm okay. Pink noises. Pink noise reduces the difference between the background home and a loud, jarring noise that jolts you out of sleep like a door slam or car horn or something. 00:21:11:17 - 00:21:34:14 Unknown Someone snoring. It's like an alert noise, like, Oh my God, something just dropped. Something just fell down, baby, boom. Now it's the thing that keeps you from reacting too hard to the big boom. Yeah. Oh, deeper than when I was thinking. That's fucking awesome. That's crazy. That is fucking amazing that this you learn things on this podcast. Sometimes I do. 00:21:34:16 - 00:21:55:19 Unknown Sometimes I retain things. I learn things. I come up with new ways to say stuff. You know what I mean? It's kind of nice. I dig it, man. Like, this is the thing I got so here. I mean, all right, so now white noise refers to a noise that contains all frequencies across the spectrum of audible sound in equal measure. 00:21:55:22 - 00:22:15:22 Unknown So if I get, like, a steady, steady, just one sound, one one noise. Yeah. Steady on my battery. Fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to put this shit on for my kids when they were like, little baby babies. You have that? I literally had a white noise maker. I had to just play classical music for the little fuckers. 00:22:15:22 - 00:22:23:25 Unknown That's what they said. Oh, no, I did that too. I did the best Bob Marley education. 00:22:23:27 - 00:22:49:06 Unknown One at a time, y'all. Please. Jesus fucking Christ, Dominic. When he was in the womb, it was fucking outcasts and breaks my right off. You're not as cool because that's what he responded to. He responded, I played all kinds of music, but what outcasts was in that giant fucking equipment. I can't. It breaks shit. And James Brown sort of boy would dance in the womb for those boys, but nothing out. 00:22:49:07 - 00:23:11:03 Unknown Nothing else would respond. Nothing else. We're gonna be outcasts then. But like I said, I'm like, I'm talking about, like, basic, like, of good. All good classical music, like Beethoven. I'm gonna try, but you're looking for a reaction. I'm looking for, like. Like just a steady noise to play it. Somebody that's, like, better for the brain than no noise. 00:23:11:06 - 00:23:32:04 Unknown Like, I've been playing classical music all the damn time for these old fuckers. I fucking. This is old school with me growing up, you old nineties. Hip hop is old school now, but I'll play that for the kids when they go to bed. I got the little radio, that's all. We crank it and that bitch could have a retarded shit. 00:23:32:04 - 00:23:55:14 Unknown I never play no damn music for my kids. You don't play lap. You don't play rap for your child. Oh, of that. That's not even pound. Pound. I don't even know what that is. That's that joy. What a bitch. Talk about her pussy pig in a booty hold bring to the pulling up pull of volume two. Horace, just pull up Palatine and let you hear that fucking is the fucking chorus of the bitch. 00:23:55:16 - 00:24:21:21 Unknown The first story comes out, the bitch tells her pussy p boy a booty hole. It's called pound Town. Pound is what this shit is called. Cause some little motherfucker named Gigi or Ziggy. Nicki Minaj. I don't think it's Nicki Minaj. It's somebody else. Somebody raised. It's a red bitch. I think it's her name. Sexy Red. And so, yeah, yeah, they go, Yeah, I knew it was something. 00:24:21:22 - 00:25:13:08 Unknown Red was in her name. He. You have me. You want to. I'm taking fucking. Yeah, I've already changed it. All right, you're ready. Oh, I'm out of town. Doesn't want me around my booty. How brown niggas around town. We messed up around town out there, You know, no jazz festival in Richmond. Yeah, yeah. Oh, today, lady, you can laugh, Drama. 00:25:13:10 - 00:25:34:09 Unknown That's too much video brown. Fuck them. I think she doesn't care. Yeah. Wonder where they. We're in a need for people who know what we don't know what over there are we go over matters. I missed something. Do you? You said you always wondered. Do you want to know what your booty hole look what I mean. I'm curious now. 00:25:34:09 - 00:26:00:04 Unknown She said hers is brown. I'm like, I want to see fair. I've never thought about how to take a picture for, you know, show me on my phone. I mean, I would like him, but like later, right now, I didn't mean what's. All right. So does that mean we can tease the audience that to in a week, not this comic God, this Thursday's episode, but the following Sunday. 00:26:00:07 - 00:26:25:10 Unknown Show me how to please tell me that not a video intervention by not okay, I did not start this. I am just trying to figure out what's actually happening here. You really want to know what color you are? You voted. I say I started this whole I mean you dirty whole picture and show me off. And everybody said, take your shirt, show you after birth. 00:26:25:15 - 00:26:50:14 Unknown And it's like, it is. It's like the spaghetti Bowl. N.A., N.A., N.A., N.A., N.A., N.A., Panem. Not right, Right. That's all I keep. I know everything we've talked about booty whole bleaching on this show before. Yeah. And childbirth because childbirth and like even Madonna, you're Madonna. Probably not the same fucking color that it was at 12 or 11. 00:26:50:17 - 00:27:10:13 Unknown Fabulous vagina being zero zero. I know my beautiful. But you don't look like you look like when I was 11 or ten, I never looked at my ass and never spray in the back and we're never going to be on the ground. But I'm sure you're right. But you're right. I can't remember. He said he would do squat over the mirror. 00:27:10:15 - 00:27:28:11 Unknown We left. That would be. I was out as a kid. I never sat alone in the great career I like. When I was a kid out, it was kind of my very own. I was a man I know it is now my grandma. What if I don't know the great day he always came out. I start to finish. 00:27:28:18 - 00:27:51:25 Unknown I just know midterms is good on midterm now, sir, are these going to change? Is that how the original fact out of the matter? You know I know factory. He didn't check out in fact know factory I it look baggers I paint coming I paint I'm sure factors I think I paint this borrowed color here I mean but as you age he's doing it. 00:27:51:26 - 00:28:14:03 Unknown Yeah buddy hold him out bar here he can take care of the barbie I don't think. Oh, fuck. Lot of money. I bet it was a damage on my very own life. My God damn, I had a great night. Not in not only accidentally, but I've been blowing up the toilets. I know that Walmart gave me sparkly, clean. 00:28:14:05 - 00:28:35:05 Unknown They really, like, got Mr. clean had I had happened. But I was in Dallas. Now tell me Bubble Girls is real fine. Champagne. God damn it. Yeah. And that song came from Real Boy. Yeah, that's real life. Oh, man. Hey, girl, man, have their day. Damn, man will sit himself in vain. But now you ain't gonna say it out loud. 00:28:35:05 - 00:28:59:08 Unknown But we all know there maybe not dance job, but I guess his next job. If a desk job man shoot himself, he has a real job at that. When you got a bathroom? Yeah, When you got a bathroom in your area and you said to sell and real live action you got COPD is like a guy like me robbed three floors away and fucking then a quarter mile from Wichita. 00:28:59:11 - 00:29:16:19 Unknown I can kind of see, you know, Remind me you got hit there. Five. Yeah. I'm bugging you. You got to almost, like, run mad. You got to, like, kind of poke your ass by the shitter, but, like, now I'm straight for a little bit. Now you come back expensively on third floor. You might be very stubborn. Took such a long time trying to get the game plan. 00:29:16:19 - 00:29:34:11 Unknown A career fire in every city to play. And we had clean rationing. But if you sit on the hallway, try to run through the shit you see as well. Like I said on a bucket right now, I've been floor like, Hey, look, I was trying to make a Theraflu, which I got. I got to go upstairs. I just. 00:29:34:12 - 00:29:54:28 Unknown I just go, Meg, I know you yells close to three. I tell anybody that I got to see. I got to come over here like, fuck. Like I made that here. The love Yanks shit in my hand to start throwing some of the fucking shit that out. The flight of stairs. Now makes me. Now, what do you think, Spence? 00:29:54:28 - 00:30:32:15 Unknown No, I laugh at them. Hey, you're laughing at them. You don't like that or you don't like them? Don't laugh. That's green noise right now. That's. That's great. Yeah. No words are being noise. That's 40, man. I can't go to sleep with that. Oh yeah. No, no. And on everything. I think you're wrong. I never can. I am laughing my ass off on the way you know, I take that for me. 00:30:32:15 - 00:30:51:24 Unknown I know. If you stop laughing, maybe I'll believe you. I can't help ya. Some funny motherfucker. Very serious. Where? Where I've been the highlight of my fucking week. And what it highlights. The highlight of every week that we do. This is what we say. Man needs to come out next week in Juneau. I will come out here next week. 00:30:51:25 - 00:31:21:13 Unknown Yeah, Yeah. For real. We need Lady Flat-earthers. Anybody? Come on. I need a lady flatter like there's one amongst us. Lay not here, but. Oh, there's one here. There. You think there's a lady flatter there. And of course. Nice, don't you think so? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe there's bound to be as backwards people. There's a lot of happy folks out here out of their minds that are crying flat earth around there so that someone, as you can see, part of Lady came from a higher plane. 00:31:21:15 - 00:31:35:08 Unknown Honestly, I should put out feelers. I'm not telling you. We just need a chat. We need somebody that thinks they know their shit that we can. We don't care. I don't care what part of the flat of this flat earth they live in. I just needed. I just need more details. 00:31:35:11 - 00:31:51:21 Unknown Right. We got questions. Even if we get Dave back again, just to just just to say what he said again and cosign it. Kind of like we're like cops interviewing people. Like where you guys are, where you guys going? Really interesting to see. He says the same shit. If we went back to his old shit, he wrote everything down that he said and then quizzed him on it. 00:31:51:25 - 00:32:08:15 Unknown Now I can just wait till the way I think. I have the notes I took on a while, but like I have a whole fucking episode every episode and put them together and see what like 60 of their same shit. I'll be like, Do you remember when you said this was. Well, don't say it. Just ask him. Ask him. 00:32:08:15 - 00:32:25:11 Unknown He's not going to. He's not going. Remember saying it about it. He's going to love to talk about it. Flowers are going to love talking about you. Ask them the same question the whole time. Told them a little keep answer. He did answer it. Yeah. I think he's got a really interesting. He'd really do it. And I told him I was going to turn him into a flat earth hair. 00:32:25:12 - 00:32:44:17 Unknown He really doing it, man. But are there no other flat earth guys other than that are named Dave Other than Flat Earth? They look it up flat of shit. Right now. I'm going to flatter women, flat of ladies, but I'm doing a flatter community. I've been undergoing a job for over a year and they tell me now, but I guess it's just a bunch of pictures of the Earth as a globe. 00:32:44:22 - 00:33:10:11 Unknown And I'm like, No, I did. I'm looking at the flat that I'm coming up with in the flat of ladies. They they haven't posted anything since 2019. Say they they left fell off the flag. They kept going. I just kept thinking they must have flown straight. They must have found the edge or they went out in that extra terrain for you to do it. 00:33:10:11 - 00:33:28:20 Unknown A couple communities, man, I was. I was going to fucking shoot me. Not one, but a shot in the ceiling or the space. And then the globe may have half the earth. You're flying flat. You're fully interested. Well, I'm just trying to. Most of male. It's all in. It's all in the control falls, whatever. There's no squiggly lines. 00:33:28:20 - 00:33:52:12 Unknown Looking ladies and shit, you know me mean. Look, I read Arabic. They look like that. Yeah. I can click on translation every time I had to click on Translate and I'm not pressing one for headers. And here's parents, man may want to whatever you let the view and speech but you're not in space but this is this is your flat earth group on Facebook or something. 00:33:52:19 - 00:34:14:13 Unknown Yeah I'm I'm going to great man you're following a flat earth group on the Graham community or some shit like that. You have to translate it. If I wanted to read what they're saying, there's different flags that they have. I'm looking at the sheet now. I'm going back and giving out amazing looking cosine. They're flatter. That's all I know about this Bush. 00:34:14:16 - 00:34:38:20 Unknown Every time I look at their detail, their progression of details is not going nowhere. It's the same chart like they say, level three band, level three. All right. So they never get anywhere. I'm just do we're at water go at never I'm still at right now at the waterfall on Wednesday. Go away scream if I burst my breath but shearing off before they go away Don't you show back up. 00:34:38:20 - 00:34:57:18 Unknown You're implying that there's some sort of gravitational field. There's got to be something in there. And 75% of water worry water. The gravitational field would have to be different than what we consider it to be if we think of the earth as flat. Right. Because it's not some call some core, you know, with magma around it and layer, they're not there. 00:34:57:18 - 00:35:20:07 Unknown Is that too because the moon, the waves and the current and the time definitely are affected As with the moon, they're all they're all tied together. There's no no question about that. No matter where you are in our magnetic orbit and it's spinning around us. I mean, that's how I think it all works. I don't know this flat earth, the motherfucker's clearly projected as being projected, right? 00:35:20:07 - 00:35:36:08 Unknown They think it's on like the dome above us, Like we're in a snow globe. And the moon is just like on the snow globe looking at us like it's a sticker or some shit and it moves around. That moon definitely affects the water for sure. But then we got other you got other casts of different theories to where you got the flat earth. 00:35:36:08 - 00:35:54:20 Unknown And there's like a little area where it splits in somewhere in the ice wall where it goes over to the next side to where the other. They say, We got seven continents over here on this and there's like another 20 on the other side of the fucking wall that we don't know about this than how they said it on this flat. 00:35:54:21 - 00:36:17:06 Unknown On this flat. So, so we only all have two friends. Be right now. Yeah. We still got the other half million even when over you know, taking like, like a fucking to Boone. It's like split open like this it's that's, they're talking about like you got this half over able to separate continents. You go through now it's around, it's around, it's still going to be one thing and I talked my two different side and I think about you remember the bonds. 00:36:17:06 - 00:36:36:11 Unknown You remember the phrase me that you can spin on your finger that had like a little cup in it. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's where we are. We're inside that little realm. And what their theory is, is that thing that that you're spending your finger on, there's that rim around. It's like that's the ice wall. And in theory, there's more shit outside and outside of it that you can't get. 00:36:36:12 - 00:36:58:21 Unknown That's what it's like a record. Like, think of it like a record, right? We're going where the photos are. No, And the needle moves through a certain amount of space. You got your center zone and then you got that there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's different tracks on the record, right? And in theory, like the way they look at Flat Earth, we're like the label on the middle and there's more land and, and water out and beyond the little space that we're inside. 00:36:58:21 - 00:37:17:01 Unknown All right, We have this shit right here underneath the story. You have the holes in the ground. The big fucking earth that's already underneath Earth can be where King Kong lives. Yeah, Yeah. All that shit. I mean, you got that, too. There's a whole lot of shit. So lot going on. How? My whole life she came to live in her birth. 00:37:17:04 - 00:37:38:18 Unknown You remember the movie? Yeah, The King Kong and all that band like the middle of the fucking goddamn planet. Which Hong Kong movie? It's like a hollowed out space. It was Kong versus Godzilla, but it's always been like that, You know, it's been a substitute because there's a actually, there's an actual that's where the dinosaurs were is in China. 00:37:38:20 - 00:37:57:02 Unknown You know, okay, I want to go out. But there was multiverse and all the time now I start thinking about some of my pitch. I might go back, rewatch out the theory of all that stuff from Godzilla, that there's a space inside the earth that they go and hang out and live in and shit near the core, sort of like you hear, sort of like you fall into like a hole. 00:37:57:02 - 00:38:18:10 Unknown So everything against you? Lawrence Cool. Yeah Absolutely. All right. It's just more bullshit, but it's like flat earth, hollow Earth, like, whatever, you know? And I mean, like, it's all that bullshit. It's all just somebody's little, like, theory of, okay, you're wrong about, like, well, if that's the thing. Okay? But if it's flat, if it's flat, then there's really no center, huh? 00:38:18:12 - 00:38:36:12 Unknown You just guy layer. So only be a center of his actual globe. Yeah, I'm screaming now. I've taken that damn record. It's on the needle. Like there's that, that right in the middle. And so there's technically like a right about all that and that that's. Wow. And that's a lot of action. I mean, you know, I just elaborate on the things that Flat Earth Dave said. 00:38:36:14 - 00:38:56:13 Unknown I might still spinning like that. I don't know if it's spinning out, spinning and everything is spinning around my house, which is like a snow globe on top of us and stuff moves around outside. And they say that the sun is the one thing that moves everything. He has an ass around us, but he doesn't think space is an infinite direction in all directions around us. 00:38:56:13 - 00:39:19:17 Unknown Like it actually is. Like if you like, point right, like, and you go out beyond the clouds and the stars and the moon and the skies and all that shit, it just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and it and to go. And that's like the theory, like, never ends. Right. Matter. If there's don't think that at least that's a flatter Dave was saying something I hit a wall or like it's going to go that way there's just nothing out there that's the top of the globe. 00:39:19:22 - 00:39:39:20 Unknown There's nothing out there. But you've got to stop somewhere. There's nothing out there. You can't just keep God. Derek Ray, man, Fuck you. Flat out the mountain Fathers. You y'all are not real people. Can you operate? Your government robotic ass is out here and get back on his goddamn podcast. Start talking some of this shit. Oh, God damn it. 00:39:39:27 - 00:40:10:19 Unknown Hi. Your baby must be examining. I remember letting shit pass out. I want a buyer come out here when there's bones in my motherfucker. If you're driving straight, motherfucker, you got to stop some motherfucking where, bitch. Whether it's water police roadblock, it's time for fucking no more land. Oh, man, you can't. You can't just. You can't make your mother any fly straight. 00:40:10:21 - 00:40:36:01 Unknown You can't go straight with me. Go nowhere. You just got. You're just. Is it you just now when he dies? Well, you can't get over it. I just. You just hit it like it's like a dickhead missing the fucking vagina, you know? I mean, just hitting by his. That was going voodoo, you know, like, everywhere. And literally get to fuck, man. 00:40:36:04 - 00:41:04:29 Unknown You marry me. Go fuck. United in their far right bellybutton sex. Yeah, that's right. The girls are starting to go stop him. We haven't dried bellybutton sex symbol yet, so they're flattered or. Oh, I get nervous grammar in an area your fox. Listen, man, please bring some goddamn fucking sunshine on his mother like a problem over here, because I don't know what the fuck y'all smoke in. 00:41:04:29 - 00:41:25:11 Unknown First up, I need some, and that's a spice. Okay? Something from whatever to whenever. I mean, not know, like if there's some kind of marijuana. I need all that because I don't know the fuck kind of shit. Y'all screaming, man, I got. Actually, I can almost see how you have time when we on we on a record and they're just worlds and worlds around on the outside maybe. 00:41:25:11 - 00:41:46:03 Unknown But I don't have years go out like Chevron with that fucking water. Go back to coming back. How does water down any other power to make? It goes off here and it goes right back down to the pump. It comes right back. Yeah. We're just if this shit is going already and just don't hide in peace out, bitches. 00:41:46:05 - 00:42:14:09 Unknown Make it happen. Has it come back? Ladies and gentlemen, that said, we're gonna have to bring this episode of the Marksman Fringe show to the club. A big. Oh, you never can tell what we might just get into talking about what went up saying instead when we're back to the booty haul now, Jack what is anyway with that said, we'd like to thank you so much for listening to Mason and Friend shout real fucked up. 00:42:14:09 - 00:42:37:08 Unknown We'd like to share. We'd like to encourage you to listen to all episodes as well as new episodes. Oh, my subscribers, gentlemen. That's right. Keep grinding away. Can we play bleeps Booty? Oh, yeah. I don't know if I got it or not. I forgot my whole. You don't have any. See if it's on my phone because my boy brought that up and I think it might be on my phone. 00:42:37:08 - 00:42:54:16 Unknown And I'm like, dog. I'm like, Yeah, I got it. We got a whole episode that we ain't a song about that brown hair like we came that night. I might get was a long time ago That had me 500 some years. Yeah, it was around it. Well, maybe six when we had seven, seven, No, before for 400 dance or two for four or. 00:42:54:16 - 00:43:23:29 Unknown 500 range. That's was, I think that was right around fifth year was because the booty kicking furs And the first was beef. So it was this song is called brain like a booty hit right. Like a movie. Oh yeah right. It's so stay tuned after this for Rihanna's. Yes. Stay tuned as stay tuned after this. Right. Like a booty haul. 00:43:24:01 - 00:43:39:15 Unknown Be nice to people that look like you. Be nice to people that don't look like you. Don't be a little bit by a little bit. Ladies and gentlemen, keep moving forward. Stay the fuck to value, Ally. That's right. Keep grinding on the things that you're trying to get done, because that is how things get done. Believe in you. 00:43:39:17 - 00:43:58:00 Unknown Don't forget. We love you very much. Love you all. And we wish you nothing but the best All day, every day. Stay tuned for like a booty haul and booty home. Be with you. Go Dope breaking digging breakthrough. But let's take a cigaret to get on it. And then that's when a couple of takes then flicks at this with the tongue like French kiss. 00:43:58:02 - 00:44:46:19 Unknown It's a bit like a visit to the dentist. Here we are looking at you looking at me and my beautiful keep me like you used to. I remember when my booty how one I speak here booty on and pink bird Now eat a pig no more We will I don't know if I need to get there Please, Keith. 00:44:46:21 - 00:45:15:00 Unknown If I do, I'm. I do it. My dance up. Say that $45. Because you know that I got to save my money when I save it all this time I ain't feeling this damn something different. This studio is not the same. I think I need to put it over in the corner. If I'm rapping in the corner like I used to be. 00:45:15:00 - 00:45:39:09 Unknown A little more better. Yes, because I lost my topic. I was thinking started on the booty hole cleaning. Now I don't know if I want to bleach my booty again, but I never believed it in the first place. Don't just sit with me who I thought. He never got his booty bleached. He must have been lying in the first place. 00:45:39:12 - 00:45:43:26 Unknown God damn it. 00:45:43:28 - 00:46:12:12 Unknown Oh. Video, Video, Video, Video, Video, Video, video, video. Oh, I have got to start loving this shit again. Where we are doing. Is it right? God damn it. I ready? Going to set this up over there in the corner or something like that? Maybe right there. Stand in my building. Build a little something for the booth. Come on in the corner now. 00:46:12:12 - 00:46:37:02 Unknown Be cozy to let the speed bear stick it in your ears like it work here. You don't do figure out what the crazy shit that I'm going to say. It don't make sense. It never has. But I got fucking music all day. Joker, rock your head and your face with her. I can guarantee. I can guarantee that your face will hurt when you listen to me. 00:46:37:02 - 00:47:10:13 Unknown Because if she and I say is crazy fucking bone in a Looney Tunes, they took off TV because you're white. People got feelings and they raised and sixes. But the shit that we grew up with. Yeah, you beauty. How your mind? Yeah. Oh, I thought we was not. We're not the Looney Tunes. Yes, the dub, dub, dub, dub, dub you made. 00:47:10:13 - 00:47:31:26 Unknown That's a shit out. Like to see ya, motherfuckers with sensitivity. Y'all took everything away from everybody. Y'all might as well. The race, the history books came about blank page like her name. What y'all gonna do? What you on her? What you all go here? A lot of shit. You questioned everything alive. Question everything as you ever been taught and learned. 00:47:31:26 - 00:47:48:23 Unknown Is that a lie? Is everybody here now? We got the third, fourth, fifth. Since he was the first since I don't even know what's it going to be? Had a fuck They talking to me? Yes, sir. I'm throwing you beats. Yes. Dropping like a hot piece. Yeah.