Unknown 0:04 Ladies and Gentlemen. The mason and friends show. Featuring tattooed culture reacts aka the illustrious poet, the leader in the congregation. One time for ya mind, one time for ya soul. As well as that dude called Ju, aka the Ju unit as well as Big Mike aka el transporter as well as Alice of the rickety ship crew off camera. Me I'm Mason, aka Mahoney, aka Malcolm Welcome to the mason and friends show Unknown 0:47 was happy to y'all was good out there today almost everybody man was Unknown 0:53 living the dream man been busy Unknown 1:00 but we did I didn't say that about our last episode we just traveled Unknown 1:06 to go down South Carolina but he went to PA, Carolina North and then you went back he came back up and then when the PA Unknown 1:14 came out here and then we went up got fireworks. I got a bunch of coupons on Father's Day. Unknown 1:20 Where'd you get them what State fan man is to be chopping cash man, I don't want to tell you how much he could have bought a nice used car for the amount of money he spent. Unknown 1:35 I mean it was definitely a car payment. Unknown 1:36 My brother my brother Unknown 1:47 got this over here taking the man every now man. Come on. Unknown 1:55 Fucking does it again. I don't clear the touch Unknown 2:00 wants to cut his shit off. Unknown 2:01 He's literally blaming a ghost. I guess I'm sort of noticed in the machine itself or is the ghost in the house spoken with the machines? Wow. What happened? Unknown 2:16 Because I know how you are both fucking you know the afterlife. What happened if you woke up a summer aberration Unknown 2:28 like like what am I waking up for the band you get to be like Unknown 2:37 fine is it is just a ghoulish blocking off I'm gonna stare at them. Or is it like a bloody Unknown 2:43 box stared at him just floating. They're just staring at him. Unknown 2:46 If it's if I'm in my room like Unknown 2:51 I'm cord so my Unknown 2:55 only way out is through the door. Unknown 2:57 To get into Ghostbusters. You got her float in there. When you turn and you do something she goes. Once you do Unknown 3:09 this not my house and I'm on a Unknown 3:14 friend's wedding Friday to Unknown 3:15 my bedroom. I got an situates I can't back up and got to walk up. Unknown 3:20 Are you saving the boy? Unknown 3:23 Absolutely not. He's leaving Unknown 3:25 the winter and I'm layup Kamala Harris Unknown 3:29 was wearing economic Ghostbusters he gotta get out the house Unknown 3:37 okay so now wouldn't be sitting right here and fucking this month okay this pops up on you that comes up at the Capitol just looks at you in the middle of you in the middle of Unknown 3:48 turtles to want you to look over and there's a ghost sitting on the couch with you and he's just chilling Unknown 3:54 my mind I don't know I'm either gonna fucking knock on but like pick the sticks up be Donatella like these mothers are fucking me up cuz like this is for our game. Why are you just watching? Unknown 4:08 See, I think that would be the greatest part about having like a like a ghost in the house if it was like a ghost there was modern up play video games with Unknown 4:16 like a drop dead forever. Like Like, but not as real dropped it for that reason. Unknown 4:21 I can fuck up said hey, just getting fucked up and his mom was a Unknown 4:25 ghost. Ghost imagination. He just imagined Unknown 4:30 ghost I didn't see it didn't really say drop dead Unknown 4:33 Fred bro. You have never seen a picture Unknown 4:38 of drop dead Fred goes down and Patrick Swayze goes Unknown 4:45 fucking dead Unknown 4:49 he's here. He wants to Unknown 4:57 pop back up again. Unknown 5:00 On top again. Well, Unknown 5:01 there's something wrong with your switch then Man Swiss gotta be something wrong. The hard the controls Unknown 5:24 fucky their dog funky that. Weekend, weekend time at least nine times in the past. Six clocking minutes now is that? 696 You're rocking on a smart fireplace. Close that motherfucker. But you get to burn. The chicken was done. Burnt back to Georgia goddamn fire talking about getting on the sticks like me to make a movie called ghosts are amazing. Always maybe died. I don't know. Unknown 7:01 I play a man by myself come in and help me this day, this month. Maybe next week. Back to this whole ghost. Why would you want a combination that goes dead in your house? I don't mean to be nuisance like Bill Cosby. You don't want them in the house. Right? You want them to not but if you got like ghosts ghosts. Some game buddy your dream. You wake Unknown 7:33 up with his barbecue sauce recipe. Almost leave on my blog and back night Ghostbusters I mean look you wake up with your ass propped up like this Unknown 8:08 girls may handle it depends on the slapped around Unknown 8:13 like that. Like that. Man Man, some of my chicken may know not mine yet no fucking Unknown 8:29 time like that to make your chicken all looking all sexy. Unknown 8:33 To do that on the next chicken I cook because I never even seen some of the orientation. Go for Unknown 8:41 orientation. Unknown 8:44 Like a 60 degree angle. You set Unknown 8:46 your chicken up. It's not going to cooperate right it's not going to cook evenly or sideways or shoot the bass at the bottom. On the right is going to be more juicy than attending on the left. You go Unknown 8:57 fuck yourself up because he's gonna sit that chicken in a position to where he's gonna fall in love with the idea he won't be able to eat them off and check it out and rotate it on the ship with you but I Dan of this chicken that isn't black man. It's too sexy. I came up with it. I can't find water man. You Unknown 9:17 gotta sell it on the highway. Unknown 9:19 Keep on just to get Unknown 9:22 a chicken P Stan. Unknown 9:26 You hold them off we could tell the guy right and you wouldn't be able to just like your fish. Bad savage. Unknown 9:34 Well, that's the thing right you did you got attached to bass savage and you couldn't get rid of him and then you fucking fucking clean just fish too well and he and killed Unknown 9:43 John I was gonna let I was gonna let that savage go when they got a little bit better recipes. How many bass amps? Unknown 9:51 Bear would have gotten? Unknown 9:52 Yeah, if you would put them outside. A bear to dug them up and ate them. Unknown 9:56 They get better and then put them back in the same Unknown 10:01 brutal spring Unknown 10:08 he just seen him a bunch of feeder fish a little bit. nicer. I mean, I don't Unknown 10:13 really like getting Pet Pet food or like like was at Petco, fish, fish I never work and even heard over even I know none if I like to develop and shading I mean they let it back. That was my plan. That's also Unknown 10:26 like the kind of fish that you know. So if you can watch it grow throughout it Unknown 10:34 growing up, you know, I mean, that was Unknown 10:37 like I said it was always foreign and exotic. Shit I guess they were a proud family. Unknown 10:52 They weren't fully they had that little jaw and Unknown 10:56 exquisite. Same kind of fish except they're not as volatile as the Parana. You don't I mean, Unknown 11:02 they got big. They don't want them to be Unknown 11:04 oh yeah, those are big. I remember you had them. In a really dark time against the back wall. Unknown 11:08 I had him in a big gas tank tank Unknown 11:11 broke up around us man. It was fun. We feed him burger and ship many tenants anything up into one and then I got to have him that's all they had was I had tropical fish and saltwater fish and then I had my snake and I was what became the pets. Unknown 11:27 Nothing cuddly Miko got numb cuddly pets. Unknown 11:31 I've been do cuddling. Unknown 11:33 Pick up their shit with a dog Unknown 11:37 find that shit they're gonna shit wherever to man and Unknown 11:40 snakes would only shit but see the thing with the snake is up to you. I went back there a month before it shifts. Yeah, Unknown 11:46 well and I remember being at summer camp you come into the cabinet shit and snake might have rolled through and just shit awesome. Unknown 11:52 o'clock in the middle of the house, you got yellow and white trails and shit. Still clean and shit. Unknown 12:00 Like he's you can't train a snake Do you? Know Me Like You want me to what? Unknown 12:04 Snake O'Shea whatever whatever consumed Unknown 12:06 by ever the first time ever seen the snake should pass man was my cousin had one. He had just got a snake man. He had a smartphone around his neck. And then all sudden he just dropped it because I heard some measles. Man. It just sit past them when I seen the industry was like as gurgling sound his tail like split and it's dropped everything on my nerves. That's how they do it. All right, cool. So so I know how this works. Now when I get one thing to know, because I had always planned on getting the snake anyway, I knew I was gonna have Unknown 12:35 outgrown the concept of having a snake you want whenever you want to get a snack would you get my Unknown 12:42 class to get a bowl? Unknown 12:45 Because that's what I had and nothing too scary. Nothing to kill it. You don't want to have poisonous snakes and you don't want to deal with Unknown 12:53 everything. To Brazil, I had a Brazilian Redtails what I you know what I mean? Or I get a fucking I was I was one of the albino pythons the wine yellow joints, but they're rare. They're expensive to get like my dad when I when I got my snake my dad like a couple of years later me another snake and I'm like man you know I'm looking at this thing and I noticed pattern I forget this doesn't look brass. Let me see some real quick and I was Holy shit. Maybe a footlong at the time. And I put my finger up on my foot of glass and this muffle goes just in this pitch over and over and over and over and over trying to find it. Yeah. And I was like, I can't fuck with the snake because I know what this is. He was like what is it I said man to African rock Python. I said no matter what I do, no matter how much handling this motherfucker will never come down. This bitch gets more violent as it gets older and bigger by this motherfucking snake is known to take down you know I'll pack and shit like that like this month gets you back Anaconda Unknown 14:00 snake would actually kill you. For me we get big enough and you will be waiting on Mikey but I can't wait will be like the Jews child coming to kitchen where he'd be like yo, what's up snake let me give you a normal little rat die and it shouldn't be like rabbits and squirrels they Unknown 14:28 get to have to the animals they don't like the bigger the snake the bigger the frame. That's right because they don't need to eat but every so often. Unknown 14:39 That shouldn't Florida's bananas man you get some big ass antibiotics and shut down they're Unknown 14:43 down in Florida man with the meth gators you got some got some anacondas they got to be the same the pythons a ship because people get these pets and they don't know what to do. Unknown 14:57 Or like I guess you should donate them to a zoo or kill them Unknown 15:01 pretty much sandesh Unknown 15:03 somewhere because you can't just cut them out in the wild and they got sanctuaries and they're ruining the ecosystem. Exactly. They got motherfuckers running around like just like getting paid to kill fucking I think it's the anacondas. Native and pythons are not easy come a non native invasive Unknown 15:21 because the pythons getting there. They're growing so big that they can't control the ship now so they got like a little thing where the other they got to have like a certain count they got to kill every year in baguette because Marvel doesn't Barney's Unknown 15:39 high capacity magazine. Unknown 15:43 They let them loose. You know, I mean, and I'm like, if you're if you are a slave owner, I Unknown 15:48 could be a great ass snake Wrangler. Unknown 0:04 Okay, here we go again Unknown 0:05 do you man that's live action Unknown 0:08 man we got to we got to do something crazy though. Unknown 0:15 Yes, they have the T for like fishhooks so Unknown 0:20 what they do is when they bite you strip your mouth and they grab further down their teeth are made in a way that it pulls you which is grabbing you like this doesn't work that way on a bottom bottom jaw you got to remember this sales rep check Unknown 0:41 him Listen, this Unknown 0:42 is how you end up with a Florida gonna be like man, God unit ain't on the shoulder. Unknown 0:48 Florida man with Unknown 0:53 a number pure of muscle Unknown 0:59 mass that one spot and I'm gonna Unknown 1:04 strike you have their body size. So if you're going up against like a fucking 16 footer, it's coming against you and it's gonna hit your eight foot strike that you say you have Unknown 1:27 this sounds good, but I'm gonna try to get some reality. I've had a snake wrapped around me because I wanted to see what the ship felt like. I must know how fast this happens. It's immediate. Yes, I'm a Democrat. I'm still a fast what you don't know, Unknown 1:47 level of confidence that you carry Unknown 1:52 you with my snake? As long as my arm from from fingertip to shoulder. I grabbed this motherfucker man. And it says if you squeeze behind his neck hard enough, it'll fucking automatically constrict. Yeah, that's what the fuck I did. I took this leg and I was like let me see how this should actually fucking feels does I mean to notice in case I'm actually fucking happens I need to know how to fucking get out of this temperament of the animal that's also true. So I squares this motherfucker back of his fucking head right and that bitch locked up so fucking tight like it felt my arm was gonna bust I had to immediately start unwrapping as soon as I locked it locked Okay, on the outside. I'm starting to focus your real stop on wrapping his mouth forget the same time I got this pitching Cold War because I was prepared for the shit that happened. I need to know what was going on you know so I'm on rapid because cold water snows this motherfucker band called That shit is no joke man. That shit will wash your skin. But Unknown 2:54 here's a special kind of guy he has sharks by hand he can he can use it numerous episodes. You would first the motherfucking mouth gills Unknown 3:18 family put up on your Unknown 3:20 gonna sail and you're gonna put in his gills and pull them out so Unknown 3:23 that's not down as fuck and throw heels on the side. Unknown 3:27 He's just going to do like this. And he's gonna grab you by the hand with his mouth and then your hands. Unknown 3:33 He was gonna jump on top of the Gator. You're gonna be here. See that? Dude, I was at the golf course. He tried to jump on Unknown 3:43 throws he throws the towel over the face. You're gonna trust Unknown 3:49 that he's gonna do I'm gonna throw random Unknown 3:54 funny party. Upstate. He's like 60 something years old dude is too old to be fuck around if he the god damn Pro. Guess what? You ain't got to your pro how many gators you got? I ain't got nine. Yeah, exactly. 40 If you're a real professional Gator catcher by the time you're 40 you got hundreds if not 1000s of gators under your fucking belt. I may add a call one here. I call one there. I grabbed this from by the head. I grabbed him by the head I keep fucking tape on me Unknown 4:29 because that really just kill them gators. That can't be that difficult or strong to pull on it but I don't think it's all aggressive and saying Unknown 4:46 hey, it's natural selection. If he goes to America to stuff anything Unknown 4:54 you mentioned the wrong word around but it's all Unknown 4:57 fake shit that ain't name demands. The whole boat down Unknown 5:02 you know desire to go beyond that. Unknown 5:09 Born that's what's gonna Unknown 5:11 get you jobs Unknown 5:18 that's what I was alluding to. Unknown 5:22 Quite possibly. I think you're I put out was extra Jack's as fucking as the original Apollo. The first movie was Unknown 5:33 that was that came Unknown 5:34 after Dylan from Predator know arm which my arm? Oh my god right hand right this guy in Georgia revenge is his left hand that he lost. But for that before the shark like actually if I'm wrong, that was the fourth Unknown 6:06 Georgia Rangers through that when I was Unknown 6:10 terrible. It really is terrible. It's really bad. He's yelling off the side of the boat shark comes off Unknown 6:16 that way right with that third. Unknown 6:20 James Quaid, I think is in the third one. He's in the water park and shit. Yeah, there was a junior Unknown 6:28 dropped or flop or swim to the tube and shed on a watershed Unknown 6:33 or they got the tubes underwater that they're walking in. So he just swam right through the central control. Really dumb. Yeah, the fourth quarter was a really bad loss, isn't it? Michael Caine, Michael plain and Jeff Jones revenge. One inch more for playing the chosen finish. It's a really terrible. It's not Unknown 6:58 that fun. We'll watch it because and get through the end because I'm committed. That was one of the movies I actually make it. I couldn't do it to myself. Mario van Peebles being a Jamaican do a piece of work. You know, that was like, CH what's his name? shod more as the host of Soul Train Unknown 7:21 Nisha marble is pretty bad. That Unknown 7:26 was terrible. That's Unknown 7:28 Wait a minute. You're doing yoga in the restless and soldiering. Unknown 7:33 Used to try that was terrible, but Unknown 7:36 women were crazy for Shemar Moore and also great Kristoff St. John. I forget he was on young and the restless. He was on an episode of The Cosby Show years ago too late, Unknown 7:49 right. shown up then she Unknown 7:53 went down with Lenny Kravitz. Well that's Unknown 7:56 a beautiful mother puppy dog. Unknown 7:58 And she was in that Mad Max movie for some Netflix special. Year so he crap Unknown 8:08 Yeah. So he or she was at some Netflix series. With pharmacists. I'm sure I don't remember that. Whatever it Unknown 8:16 was, I mean, she she Jack and Unknown 8:22 Lisa both she's a pretty solid. She's very, Unknown 8:25 you'd like her more than lace up on a Unknown 8:29 little scary nowadays, but Unknown 8:31 well now that's the real question. Are you worried that she's gonna be scary like Lisa She won't know the same forever, right on hopefully Unknown 8:46 she'll be like, another 40 years, saying Unknown 8:50 she got a ways to go to get Unknown 8:53 a young black dog Unknown 8:56 now not with that dad all people of all colors. Unknown 9:10 I love all people around creative of all Unknown 9:11 people be happening. Yeah, you know the ones where they got that big old they got the weird looking mountain you got Unknown 9:17 the orange crinkled up old backs. Yeah. Like the glow like the orange like the fake tan like the Trump like Unknown 9:26 the older women of like, like this area like when you're a bartender and you're dealing with like older horse ladies that come in and they you know they've been out with the barn all day they want to come and have a couple of classes they go home they got gators game like it's really fucking Unknown 9:43 like used to like the prices right that Unknown 9:48 that that later live Yeah, that shit. Unknown 9:50 That's too much sun, too. Unknown 9:54 But again, I've seen a lot of people like drage just be sunbathing and shit and it's like Unknown 10:01 the sun. lighter complexion. Well, Unknown 10:04 it's healthy for it's not good for anything. Your vitamin D amount, right to a degree right as people definitely overtake that. Unknown 10:16 Race man, it's not good for you. The melon ated people. It's not on us because Unknown 10:28 you can look like hell to bars and that's many Tracy Chapman. Unknown 10:31 Gentlemen check this arm out right here and get a good picture of it now because in about a month or so it's gonna be crispy black Okay, Mike, it's already black of any other crispy black driving this we're talking Unknown 10:49 never good No sir. Unknown 10:51 This is gonna get sun yes this my Unknown 10:54 my arms are already different. Unknown 10:56 Oh god damn Yeah, he could never tell you. You got transmitter Unknown 11:00 right hand drive. We would open up. Unknown 11:10 So you get your alarm. Unknown 11:12 Football. That noise I need to get a right hand drive automobile. Unknown 11:14 I don't even use myself. For years. I never Unknown 11:19 get a mambo I was gonna stare on but well, you are the driver driving the right switch so you can have that car. He can use it Unknown 11:49 place in the world he should not be driving as the Autobahn in Germany because knowing you do 80 miles an hour on 60 right here on the Unknown 12:10 road at 90 miles an hour for the last three years. Don't work no more. Why is that by Unknown 12:15 the way I was in and around I was standing around falls church on Sunday. And I was on 66 coming here to the show on Sunday to do the show. The speed limit on 66 When you're leaving DC and getting through you on the other hand doing 80 miles per hour that's reckless driving Unknown 12:41 anytime I drive I'm driving technically reckless driving reckless route and admitted when I when I make the left into drive to the pool eight houses down the road from reckless driving. Truck Unknown 12:59 Why can't you Why can't you just Unknown 13:04 gotta be everywhere faster than act like I need to see like I'm gonna wanna why? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either one. Of the ears go I'm still like Unknown 13:15 we were teenagers yet. Why do I Unknown 13:17 park in front of a no trespassing sign and clearly hop the fence and go fishing and Fisher I don't know why. It's probably the fucked up in the head or little bit half as crazy. If not both not. I don't know. But I just keep surviving. That's all I know. Because that's out of date, which looked pretty darn Unknown 13:41 at Angelus taking everything and putting them in spam folder. Unknown 13:45 I mean this when when the last case me I bought like I've been back to like mass yet. I got into I got to Unknown 13:55 wait a minute. You can't fish it like minnows. Unknown 14:03 If you live on the water you can Fisher Unknown 14:07 say this my house. Unknown 14:09 Just fake inaccurate. Unknown 14:14 Never named because then they pull your ideal and they're like well your Unknown 14:18 girlfriend lives down the street. Even when I Unknown 14:21 go fishing and worn two legs when the ameba warrant legs are like, you know, Unknown 14:26 they shouldn't be here. Okay, sir. Unknown 14:28 I'm talking to you right? This legit visionary says 99 Unknown 14:34 This is more than 30 fucking years. Tell me I can't hear Unknown 14:41 a mama when god damn business and here's my lifetime fishing. Fucking licensor. Cannot Can y'all Unknown 14:54 please Unknown 14:54 leave me to fuck alone? Can I live? Well, here's your license. Your license doesn't state that you actually live here. Okay. Can you talk to Officer fucking douchebag over here. Live with you. He can get away with it. Anyway, talk to his mother father. Yes, this is my son. He has a residence here to sign clearly states residence. Only a guest authorized Yes. That's my son. Yes, sir. Unknown 15:20 Guest an arrest. Unknown 15:21 Arrest residence and guess what? Fuck you. This dude is my guest. This is my residence will fuck you. My son. He lived with me. Next question. Unknown 15:29 See what I'm tripping off is the fact that people have such reckless ownership complexes of things. That's called the cast where Unknown 15:46 mine is right next Unknown 15:48 to your fucking neighborhood. Rob Unknown 15:51 my gripe with it. A lot of the time it's like these people ain't hurt. Nobody gonna leave. Unknown 15:55 You don't want to cause those people Unknown 15:57 a fish in any way. You would do? Unknown 16:04 ever seen anybody fishing? Unknown 16:06 I can see you doing that you you pull up there's a bunch of people fishing your home and you call the law and law shows up runs these people out there start fishing. Unknown 16:14 No obviously you know there's a different way to community the fish community when they respect each other Unknown 16:20 average somebody for me fishing I Unknown 16:23 respect everybody. If you're fishing in your spot, I'm gonna give you space Unknown 16:27 because he got to look like he used Unknown 16:31 it want to be but I'm gonna give you a spot like we go down to the beach. Topsail there's one spot that's always saying it but his own his body cat fish, but I don't hate women there. I just move on down. I don't catch fish do I get us back cuz this is the principal Unknown 16:51 right with the Karen's calling you up call and calling the cops on you. Like Unknown 17:00 if I'm not in your front fucking Unknown 17:03 if you're collecting sticks and making a fire and you're actually like a dangerous don't do that only does that when he's like clearly trespassing in the place where Unknown 17:18 I'm in the woods like I'm I'm in Melbourne. I'm doing a little camper. I put it by right beside the water. The water on rocks usually fairly windy. I can just brush it. Unknown 17:30 You put it down. But in college right in Unknown 17:33 the middle of nowhere we put it right on the water and fuck with it and then we build a one time we build a rock wall because we don't we don't fall away and we just hang out monitor business we grow Smokey the Bear I put the fiber bar for we leave it around for more. We don't leave out running around we Unknown 17:57 cook yeah but we leave with far out see that's the kind of president's sort of thing that I'm going to do when I'm president. I'm gonna have Unknown 18:06 this out I put the fight and I couldn't let that lead to the like Bucky oyakhilome thing you know the golf course. No, it was out there on the water around rocks. He wasn't gonna were able to wear out eventually. An amazing Tee Tee box down on the holler. About About 30 yards from actual teeth as you see Unknown 18:32 like the buildings because people are clearly not going to be out there at night playing golf. Unknown 18:38 Alright, so right here. A little bit past the house right up there on Hill. So hey, y'all like to say right there. Can you see their houses all around the outside of palm? Unknown 18:49 Lake but my point is like you're burning a fire on a golf course. Are you in a place on that golf course where other people can clearly see your fire. Unknown 19:00 You almost got hit by like a golf ball on my whole like three Unknown 19:05 was the other bat was Denver fishing somewhere in Dallas yellow spot that was live action. We are literally behind the green. Like 20 feet. 3030 feet behind Unknown 19:17 that sounds like a degree that sounds like a hill. That sounds like a shout out here. Unknown 19:21 I mean, isn't whatever I'm fishing and risking a trespassing charge right? Unknown 19:27 No signs so it's totally knocked off Unknown 19:28 with this shit Unknown 19:32 is physically posted trespassed Unknown 19:34 and it's got to be heavily post posted therefore you actually know a number and you can call it you can actually ask permission. Unknown 19:44 Some triggers loophole. Unknown 19:50 I think that you have an addiction to be fucked with is that you go these places and you do these things. Unknown 19:58 Because there's a thrill of thrill Unknown 20:03 and you buy a fucking sidewalk staircase you're like me, I just can't help but to jump off the side of the Unknown 20:12 catch basin people are assholes and they think I'm just gonna just walk up there and is fallen and say my leg broke. You owe me a million dollars. That's what people think because the world is crooked. Now. We do. Efficient I'm Unknown 20:25 glad you said that. Did you hear the story about the motherfucking bitch that got paid by Geico 5.3 million because she caught her she fucked with this dude. gotta ask. Got it. So he didn't fucking sued insurance company Unknown 20:40 and one bad one. Unknown 20:45 Sure she got an STD from the guy his car. Unknown 20:48 Did he work for Geico? No, no. No insurance he Unknown 20:52 did when he sued his insurance. Unknown 20:55 They bumped in his car. Yes, he had an STD. He had GEICO Insurance. He in the car gave it an STD to the girl he was banging in the car, then sued. Geico, not the guy and one money from Geico. Unknown 21:14 A lot of money Unknown 21:15 5,000,005.3 She only Unknown 21:18 the insurance policy under some sub clause I'm sure Unknown 21:24 she found a loophole because she was only going for one mil. They ended up selling for for five points. I'm like what the fuck the hell is this gotta STD and sued guys Unknown 21:39 to get the hot coffee on her McDonald's? Unknown 21:42 He's fine. So he got his Unknown 21:45 fuck his insurance company was in his car Unknown 21:52 because they're claiming it as an injury. Unknown 21:59 By insurance company Unknown 22:01 had full coverage then, which is anything other than collision essentially. Unknown 22:10 Y'all got full coverage vagina now. Turns out Barr says a lot of on privileged, privileged individuals in this area I'm not talking about me. bargains that just come across some chick who's just mad at her man random random chicks if you got a cool truck, you know I mean I see those fucking you know Felicia terminal rubs did cross bugging coverage. Full coverage. Unknown 22:48 These talking about the bar that I think he's talking about. That's only lasted but more than 30 seconds, two minutes tops. There Unknown 22:54 ain't no good parking lots around here but you get arrested Unknown 22:59 TV and a car and you like your who's your insurance company? Unknown 23:05 That's a good so that's a good answer. That's better. That lawyer because that's right there. He saw that guy. Y'all listening. Are you listening? Jim deluzy Because I need you to be mega Gibble energy coming out but hey, fun. Unknown 23:29 Cool. Right off the bat. She blew my mind with what has made five point 3.3 Unknown 23:36 Well done you scam artists. Thanks for making it more expensive for Unknown 23:41 5.3 at the same Unknown 23:43 sound like that boat truck plan I had earlier and we went to we went to Cabela's earlier and OFAC Brown and around at night about and I'm like man, I gotta get a job. Unknown 24:00 Just like you'd rent a car or rent a house have a car that cost five grand and a boat that costs 50 Unknown 24:08 I need to get a truck so I'm thinking that whoever I tow as soon as I'm whatever age I can take my retirement now. If I can wait that long, but I don't want to wait. You're gonna buy a house by six Unknown 24:22 is gonna wait during the Trump Unknown 24:29 vote and I'll make fun and then my kids will give him a life insurance they get that that's a lot because I'm paying that forever. I was up there with some bail I kept seeing on my shit and I never really knew what it was for. I found that research was like that fucking poor bill. So I finally researched it apparently has been life insurance that I'm paying for for how I got some life insurance from me. Unknown 24:55 Double check your beneficiaries and make sure that your kid's name Unknown 25:00 estimate beneficiaries might you need Unknown 25:02 to make sure that it's set up and then it goes to them? Because if you go before, it's like before, if you go before their legal age, like the oldest is good, but the youngest if you go before legal age, it goes to fucking your baby mama because she'll be in charge of that fucking money. Understanding what really got in that regard. Okay, depending on how you see the setup and how you pass certainly talk to the manufacturer. If your son is not of legal age, if he's not 18 and you die before he's 18 That money is gonna go to the fucking mom. If you don't have it set up because that means she's gonna be in charge of that money and tele she's legal guardian because she's the legal guardian my shit all my shit and Senator we Unknown 26:00 need to do we need to make the Boy Scouts but Unknown 26:03 I don't know six more years I got them. Unknown 26:10 Ladies and gentlemen with that. We're gonna have to Unknown 26:17 plug my phone. Fucker dammit. See y'all later it's gonna be me Patrick play that shit. I got I played fucking Mario two I got three three. Gentlemen, that how Unknown 26:37 to bring this episode of foolishness to a close like to thank you so much for listening. I'd like to encourage you to check out last month to encourage you to be nice to people that look like you and be nice to people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 26:52 As Bob is ladies and gentlemen Unknown 26:59 don't forget you gotta keep grinding on the streets trying to get back because that's how things get done. I love you very much believe in peace. Transcribed by https://otter.ai