Unknown 0:17 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason and friends show featuring that dude called Ju aka el Ju Marino as well as Lady T aka. Ms T. Unknown 0:38 Hey guys, Unknown 0:40 me Mason, these are my friends. Welcome to the Mason new friend show. What up was cracking Happy Thursday for real happy Thursday. Hopefully this video will be dropping sometime around Thursday. I don't know very early stages of the video processes for the show. So I haven't quite figured out my routine yet but hopefully you'll see me looking right at you pointing right at you San Diego. What's happening YouTube, Virginia and everybody else worldwide motherfuckers Unknown 1:25 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. We need to get up on on the line from a man Brandon. See, however, to pawn civilizations down for him, Unknown 1:36 yeah, we were wondering about food staples over there and get in touch with my seasonings and such so we do need to get in touch Unknown 1:42 with in a while. And just in general. It's been a while since we got in touch. And as always, Unknown 1:50 shout out to Brandon and the homies club across the pond. Let's go Brandon. Let's go. Unknown 1:57 Let's go Brian. Have you seen Brandon. I've seen him flying through the city the other day over there when I was working my post Yeah, I don't think it was him though. I don't want enough Unknown 2:09 content out you posted a lot. Oh Lee's posted a video and there was a lot a lot of racket going on. Yeah, but Unknown 2:15 usually when when when fucking Biden come through the city they there's usually like three or four motorcycle cops that are in front of the whole brigade shutting down. Unknown 2:25 Too much out there. We want to give out too much information. You don't want to lean on like you know some. Unknown 2:31 Well, they don't ride like they did back in. In in the equalizer. You don't roll with just the one car in front and then the chief of police in the middle and then another not even a car behind them I don't think I think it was just those two people they rolled in a bazooka different car and then next thing no man should I look in the middle there you know differently. A lot of you know the guy a lot in black cars is probably about six seven SUV and I was like guess guess which one's important? You know? Unknown 2:59 I guess that there's something to that if you throw enough out there like It's like strategico remember that game with the little things. I would have never understood how to play that game. Unknown 3:09 When winbind come through, there's cops everywhere or somebody like at that bottom level. You know, we're just regular people come through you know, there's probably like 10 Cops, you know, but when the man's come through, like I said, biker Dude get pulled out in front of Congress, yelling at people and shit. It's funny. Unknown 3:27 It's a pretty serious stuff. Unknown 3:29 People just try and drive it. Hold it. Hold it. I said stop. I said that you'll see me coming upon you. And 30 mon air 40 presidents coming to stop that kid immediately. Unknown 3:40 It's a world leader. Yeah, big deal here. Unknown 3:44 Stop. Give him time for the brakes work. But people do drafts craziness. 82 So you guys gotta think about that. For sure, Unknown 3:58 and the lights are confusing generalize computer chips. That one way streets and all Unknown 4:03 my trades. You don't know you're all one to your home one. That's right. See the one sign at some point he told me you're going the wrong way cuz? Yeah. When you're actually getting ready go the wrong way. You're not you don't know. We only think there No, do not enter signs. Unknown 4:20 Well, there's no we're in a city. There's a lot of places up in the city that like after I've driven through them a few times. And I do it at least a couple times a year. I'm like okay, I got this. But like, when I'm first going up there if I don't know where I'm going shit, man, I don't know where the fuck I am most of the time. Even though I've crossed the streets that I know like I've been here. Yeah, but I still don't know where I'm going. Yeah, same. Unknown 4:45 Yeah, me neither. I'm always in laws, especially if they have one road. I always take they're like can go this way. I'm like, Unknown 4:50 exactly as soon as they shut down that one street you know? Unknown 4:55 I was going all the way. I was going in all the way in like New York. Brooklyn ever some say like that same Pennsylvania you know, I mean the White House you know the road I never never seen flex they're making a right and left I gotta go straight 10 miles, manga left make another left and make a right DC is a mess. Come back where I need actually go. That's why Unknown 5:15 it's really cool. Unknown 5:16 I'm back rant Theft Unknown 5:17 Auto six was in DC Capitol style. I still I still love that concept. That'd be to ship especially especially if you could translate how bad traffic is in so many places that I'm saying like you could translate Unknown 5:34 that Galway Baltimore you know not even you could go you go DC to Baltimore to rich to Richmond with even a bird Unknown 5:42 that would be a trivia. Yeah, all of that space was encompassed from Richmond Baltimore, like and you could go out to like the mountains. Like you could hit West Virginia. Like you could go out 6681 Unknown 5:59 Or you could go both with Baltimore to Richmond and how far west pride. Unknown 6:04 Martinsburg Charlestown, there you go wherever the horses are. Unknown 6:11 Well, Virginia is free. As long as Shin East well that's I'm saying recover some maybe was Roanoke death south. What's like what's what are what will be West. Unknown 6:22 The West would be Winchester farther than that. That's not far as the end of Virginia. Winchester will not fall. Then you got then you got West Virginia. I'm talking about go south. Maybe Harrisonburg. Unknown 6:34 Yeah. Maybe Harrisonburg over to desert because you know you gotta get in Virginia Beach too because you gotta get the water on there. And a whole Tidal Basin all ownership Unknown 6:43 to that will be we were doing was if they dropped that shit. That will be amazing. When they Unknown 6:48 came in like five you got to have just one dude. Just doing whatever the fuck you Unknown 6:54 know, that will be interesting. I'm saying now, there were three different characters that you could pick that are from three different regions. Like you could be a Baltimore guy the whole time or you could be like a Richmond guy. You could be a DC guy. I'd be like San Andres, do whatever you want. But that's what I'm saying. It would be that but you could play it as three different people in that game would be so big in three different like I gave me Unknown 7:14 like DMV edition. Yes, you can choose one. Yes. Like which what your attire was Unknown 7:21 what do you what do you read? Unknown 7:22 Maybe you could do a double disc where that's one desk where you do that and then the other day No, they're not gonna have no discs. We were talking about this. Whatever you do a double game to where the first game was, you know, this grant is like Grant it's like San Andreas, but just in DC where you can do everything beat a cop ambulance firefighter or house robberies. Yuanzhang driver like every fun over robber thing. Uber rider. Yeah, but just Unknown 7:50 you like what you do is Jackson buddy. You use their app on their phone to order Uber Eats. Then you rob that Uber Eats ride. Unknown 7:59 A lot rope. rag and you could just pick one. When he when he Baltimore airport you put one airport in that bench or you can have both up to Unknown 8:13 you got multiple airports in something that big. Like you have little ones you have big ones like you still a big airplane and you crash landed at a small airport. Unknown 8:21 We had every ship Unknown 8:22 yeah don't they have like an international airport down in like North Korea Unknown 8:28 pretty sure Yeah. Makes a major Unknown 8:32 shift and all that military down there everything even Unknown 8:35 big time. They gotta go on. Well, I mean like we got multiple international airports right around DC BWI Dulles, this Richmond has an airport. I don't know if it's international. You'd probably have to fly to Charlotte or DC or somewhere to go out International. If you're planning to fly out of Richmond Unknown 8:58 I've only flown out of BWI or Dallas. Unknown 9:04 When I was when I was a kid, we went out me and my buddy Jeff shout out to Jeff we left. We went out to Charlottesville airport to Charlotte. And then we went to Phoenix but we couldn't go to straight to Phoenix from Charlottesville. Unknown 9:19 Sharla sacker alone Unknown 9:28 we have an A Blasi time I've been here today. I'm liking to have cameras but I'm still not quite sure how it's all going to really play out because it's going to be a lot of editing. But I like to think that it's not going to be that much editing. But I'm also like worried about myself becoming caught up in a tangent or something in it and being like, Oh, we were talking about this thing. So I'm going to like put a bunch of random references that on the screen or something like I gotta not get busy. You don't I mean, I gotta get busy with work of getting the video edited. And not the work of trying to Unknown 10:04 shoot a video but then incorporate us talking into the video. Unknown 10:07 Essentially, when I go home every time forever. I take this I take our raw audio and mix it put a couple of things on it, low compression, and then put it out on the internet right. Set it up for the Thursday episode of Drive on Thursday. So what I'm gonna do is and then take that raw mp3 and put it into Premiere and put in the video and then sync everything and then click back and forth between the two or three cameras. And so it'll sound the exact same as it sounds. When you're listening to it online. It's not going to be just the camera audio or some bullshit like that. See, now there's something right there that like we're laughing No one's ever been able to see before. Lady t just dropped a blood into the junior units hand because at the junior test, he said just drop it. She looked at him like Are you fucking crazy? Let's see. Unknown 11:06 That's this this other girl like algae. And she's like, Alright, we're Unknown 11:09 gonna drop it. Like and I love this because now like, that's the tangent thing though. Like I could take that clip of you guys as we're talking about it and have the whole thing played out in slow motion. You know what I mean? I can I can do a lot of stuff here. But I'm gonna try to not get too elaborate just yet. I'm gonna try to keep these videos simplistic and synced in with the audio or whatever and not having a whole bunch going on. Unknown 11:41 Yeah, I would try to keep it simple first. See how they like get fancy with your fancy. Unknown 11:47 Right? Right. Well I'm gonna work up to fancy try to keep cutting between the three cameras that we have. And Lottie fucking die to that shit. You know, completely over here having a good time. And I'm really pleased with my audio quality or my background sounds going forward. Sounds nice and clean. Not nearly as gritty as before spring break going on. Right now is this spring break now Unknown 12:21 is for spring break down Unknown 12:24 your kids yeah, this week. Unknown 12:27 So that's a lot of shit to deal with. No wonder my cane here at handling him spring breaker children's Unknown 12:34 was Earth is like in that situation of spring where he may Unknown 12:38 I think that's what Unknown 12:41 yeah, that was Unknown 12:42 my grandma week I think. So I have to deal with many alternate data so I'm Unknown 12:48 gonna fuck yeah, it's going on man. Spring is here. Look at the fucking windows are clear at the unit house. Fucking sun is out early. Unknown 12:58 It's Easter on Sunday. Unknown 13:01 Like this coming following this Thursday episode this Sunday. Unknown 13:04 Good Friday on Friday. Good Friday. Unknown 13:09 Good Friday. That's a good regular Friday. Unknown 13:16 is Friday. Unknown 13:20 Fuck yeah. Unknown 13:22 Yeah, I'm ready for this weather to break. Not for Unknown 13:26 the cold. Yeah, I'm tired of the cold. real tired of the cold. I've been having to do inside lately so that's been alright but I get a lot of shit I need to get done outdoors this year. When it's like not cold. Unknown 13:37 I'm with the longer days though. Like that day like, are you notice right? Unknown 13:47 Yeah. The longer days, warmer days. It's nice. I'm looking forward to riding with the windows down in the car and not having the heated seat on. Yeah. Yeah, because it's nice enough. Now you can crank up your heat. You can hit your heated seat if you got it like that. I do have put them winners down roll. Sorry. was funny man. Like, there's a new car out that I want. And there's like there it's not an expensive car. But it's more expensive variant has heated seats and I'm like yeah, I would go with the more expensive once strictly for the heated seats. I mean, like if I can get the cheap one, just have that feature thrown and I would have really got let me get the cloth seats for heating. But if they're like now you gotta get the leather ones if you want to heat it. And it's gonna be an extra two grand or whatever. I'm like i Let's go. I need a minute to boil. Unknown 14:46 Yeah, I want them like I want the little charging plate. The wireless charger Yeah, the like the little plate that you can just like set your phone down on and yeah I want that and I want like a summary of where I'm at now funny enough. Like my car would be like, you know perfect for like my best car ever for you. That's all. That's all. I mean, how it is now plus those two things and then perfect. It's good that you know what you like? Yeah. So if I upgrade, it's gotta have those things. And then you know, all right. Unknown 15:27 Right, right, right. Are you excited about the potential of having an electric car be like something you kind of have to have in the future? I wouldn't say excited. Yeah, I'm not excited either. I like my internal combustion apps. I like driving in the wintertime. So I don't know man. We'll see things are going however they're going. Apparently Jeep has some zero emissions vehicle or some zero emissions engine. They're gonna be putting in stuff soon. So hopefully that sort of stuff will just keep happening like I'm all for more efficient, but I just love that gasoline engines, like the current one is this this GS gr eight six, the Toyota or you also might know it as the BRC from Subaru. They've got a new version out there fucking sweet. I keep watching videos about them. And everybody's like, yeah, I don't like to turn signals. But other than that just cars amazing and what's wrong about the way the action is on the flicker itself? Like it doesn't have a catch apparently. So like you just sort of hit it. And it just sort of comes back or I don't know apparently it's hard to like, know when you're actually properly using your blinker hard to get your blinker to engage properly or something other than that nobody's got any real complaints from what I can tell. And I've sort of hoping that maybe by the time I'm in a position where I could go buy one that fixed the blinker situation. But yeah, I really want one of those cars. Shout out to Toyota hooked me up, man. I'll talk about the whole TV show. Perfect entertainment style. And then well things are sweeter. They are and they're inexpensive. By comparison to most cars give me about 3035. Unknown 17:18 snapback and they'll move. Unknown 17:20 Yeah, they're pretty quick. They handle amazing apparently. And I'm like super super enticed to get one. But you know, we'll have to see. Let's see what happens Unknown 17:36 can we get an abortion on yet? Bofors night yeah, you're Unknown 17:41 gonna you're gonna buy a boat before you buy sports car. Yeah, Unknown 17:44 fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, I'd robbed me on the water and just rollin went down. I like skipped no man. I like school. There's something about that. That's Unknown 17:56 what's so appealing about that car because it's not super powerful. But like, you can drive it hard through the back roads. And not Unknown 18:03 I like I like a scooter living as long as I let you see Unknown 18:07 that video somebody sent to the group who was a MMA fighter doing a wheelie up a hill scooter. And then they they cream some car to Unknown 18:15 drive down the hill. Yeah, let's just do it and see that job. But I can't imagine it was amazing. Because, Unknown 18:20 you know, as it's coming up the hill, I didn't have the sound on and I was like, is that a sport bike? And then like I realized he was going pretty slow for doing a wheelie. And he would do that if he was on a certain day he was on a certain Hill. Right? The Hill was at a certain kind of angle. And the guy was like, leaning back on the scooter a certain way and hitting the gas really hard. So it was on the back wheel just just just as amazing. Just getting up this hill. And I imagine that some places done that 100 times because there's a guy with a camera at the top watching him and he drives by the guy with the camera guy turns the phone away is hitting his orange pile. Right? Right between the fucking headlights Unknown 19:02 to get out of that man's way. You see him doing a wheelie on a movie. And there's a guy Camry well, but the fuck Unknown 19:12 cars on either side of this really skinny Hill Road I mean it was not a good place. Unknown 19:16 It was like one of those San Francisco Unknown 19:18 you can only do it he was the worst. Really on third kind of hills man you could drive everywhere that's that you know cars in the wrong way. So like, That guy didn't have enough friends to shut the road down. Unknown 19:30 That's what I say to the third friend. Unknown 19:33 Can't say look, I'm gonna do a wheelie on a motherfucking moped or scooter and everybody knows I ain't there. What kind of friends are Hey man. Let somebody come at me Tom man. It can be a stranger younger a potter's wheel because on the scooter. I'm like, hey, where Where are you going? They have any 45 miles away. I'm going to because I got to see. I got to see. Just normal shit. Unknown 19:57 Now there's nothing. nothing normal about that. Unknown 19:59 Shut the whole road down for there. Well, Unknown 20:01 maybe they stole the scooter who knows what he was still. That's live action Unknown 20:04 principle that man If love is asking you got a wheelies on the dams on a moped. Unknown 20:10 That's what's so annoying about the internet. Now there's no way to verify anything as far as what's actually happening here. Nope. And now I'm trying to get it all in 10 second clips. Unknown 20:19 Dude. There's got to be about I guess it was a scooter though. Unknown 20:23 I'm sorry. It wasn't a moped. It was a scooter. Same difference. Unknown 20:27 You pedal and I was gonna make none that you can rely on yourself anymore. Unknown 20:31 No, there's gonna help with the gas. Yeah, but you can't really rely on Unknown 20:36 some old Chinese man or some who built a moped back in the day or to be labor out if I could find you the park Unknown 20:42 because mopeds are like throwaway vehicles. Yeah, ain't Unknown 20:46 nobody never won one but they're amazing. He Unknown 20:48 run them all into the ground. So like the question is, since you have to drive so far into the city and all that clearly, you can't ride a moped to work, but like, are you gonna get one for around here? Like you've been talking that scooter desire for a while? Yeah, Unknown 21:04 I want that or go kart? Unknown 21:06 I think a go kart sounds like a problem because I don't think you can legally drive a go kart tonight. Unknown 21:11 I'm gonna be scooting around his little neighborhood right I'm just gonna whip it around the neighborhood and mega left down yonder on the back road. Like Jay go down and just skirt on down to the stop and Unknown 21:20 you're gonna be like that guy in the video. Only JJ is gonna watch it happen. And he's not gonna videotape it. Unknown 21:26 No, I'm gonna put some lights on everything you already know. All right, fair enough. I put a battery on there. I can just hardwire some lights right to brake lights or something to Unknown 21:36 get an electric scooter or do you want a motor power as well? Are you into like I Unknown 21:42 gotta get down herself don't get now I heard I had to win against my hair Unknown 21:46 but so then why don't you go for full motorcycle then why are you Why anti full motorcycle you Unknown 21:51 already know and I'm gonna do I might end up getting me some crotch rock and r&b nfdc in three and a half fucking minutes from here. What am I driving? Unknown 22:02 See now down how I got my way up here. That's a good point. We don't need to know. We don't need to encourage you in the Unknown 22:11 shoulder driving already in the car. Fuck his lane. Don't worry about it. Unknown 22:15 You can't hold yourself. Let alone Ryan on top of a motor. Scooter the best thing you need to get a three wheel like a trike. Oh yeah, that's what you need to get to in the front one. In the back. That's what you need dog. Got me thinking Unknown 22:33 about it if I make this or not, Unknown 22:36 do my cousin. See. Unknown 22:39 We can find a way to make this happen. But you can't be responsible. That's what the real issue is. That's Unknown 22:46 not fair. If I get a little go kart and something I could whip around the neighborhood here not tear up new bus shit not getting crazy. Even still scooter scooter I'm doing that I'm scooting around town. Like a four wheel shade up just ride. Unknown 22:58 What about a four wheeler? Are you not into going out into the woods you just want to like tear down a little gravel road and go kart come back Unknown 23:05 for willerby I but I don't really have no spot to take the rod for well I'm not getting Unknown 23:10 technically you do it anyway. Unknown 23:12 I don't think I'm getting a formula justice Ryan up and down the strip right here and they're gonna call the Law on me if I just Unknown 23:18 don't think they can call on you with a go kart. I think they call on you want to go kart? See, like I just thinking about it. He probably would know bastards. Unknown 23:34 People just can't let other people live. They can't Unknown 23:38 live man. That is what the problem is. Nobody left Did you live Unknown 23:42 for where they are and I'm going down this little road right here is going off up in the house. Unknown 23:47 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You're taking a fishing pole. You're finding more water than you ever knew existed before? Unknown 23:52 Yeah. I mean up air to goddamn Training Center shit over here to firing range or some shit Brecker fish and I'm thinking something and we get shot out and said ma'am, but I take them give me the ogham just just walk left straight. I'll just keep going straight for all the gunshots Unknown 24:13 he's gonna make him come walk and get Unknown 24:15 yeah he didn't buy a scooter scooter Unknown 24:21 at this point is all foot down there anyways Unknown 24:25 Come on go get a tear up all the walking trails with your with your four wheeler Unknown 24:29 on for the dog. That's where I'm at man. My phone's at 1%. So Unknown 24:36 I do see that happening with him. He's out there with a four wheeler with no juice left. Unknown 24:41 I'm pretty good. Now. I'm a barrel. I got 63% at home, and that's how I live. Well. You know, Unknown 24:48 it'd be funny if you had an electric scooter or something like that or an electric go kart. Because you would keep it like your iPad. And you'd get a half mile from home every quarter day at 27% off for home and pitch would be dead. Unknown 25:03 I'm like fuck let me charges. Yeah. Bye. Hey guys. Y'all Unknown 25:08 want to take out the go kart? Oh wait a minute. I gotta plug in Unknown 25:12 12 and a half percent I'd like to say we get it right. Unknown 25:16 No, I think what you should get is one of those like $3,000 electric bicycles that are like mountain bikes. Oh fuck yes. Then you could ride that probably kinda legally to like the bar. Probably wouldn't be illegal to come back. But you can get to a bar if you wanted and ride back on the electric scooter and because you Unknown 25:37 can't ride a bike drunk. Unknown 25:38 I don't think he can. He can. I don't think he legally is Unknown 25:42 operating the vehicle daily and if you're on Unknown 25:44 Yeah, I think they can get you to DUI if they wanted. Right. Gotta know you gotta find the back back, like gravel roads or trail Rail Trail. That's what I'm saying. Change the game do you unit. That's a whole new world. Of course you're not that social. You know what I mean? You don't need to ride a bike to the bar. Right? Unknown 26:11 You can drink at home. Unknown 26:13 Yes, so you don't even need a bike or a scooter. Orko cars Unknown 26:16 sit by the fire. Now, Unknown 26:18 you got a better spot than most you've Unknown 26:20 got a you've got a birdbath going on out there, man. Unknown 26:23 Taking the water and produce lashes Lee my boy told me the problem with that was that I put the lacquer on it. You know it's it's got the frost coating on it kind of like if you looked at it, and that's be shiny. No like it's almost like it's like almost like a frost like a glass you know the glass has a frost glaze, the glaze or hazy glaze. That's what that's what it kind of looks like and then my boy told me because it wasn't seasoned yet. Unknown 26:49 So do you gotta like cut it into a like a make it look like a birdbath and then let it sit like that it's Birdman to wait for the woods to cure, lay it away. For the woods before you saw and Unknown 27:01 then I thought so what I would think I would have to do now but I don't even think that would work would be theoretically you just shave off the outer layer in your good but I've put so many coats on there. I don't know how deep that Yeah, you don't want to do it to that one. Unknown 27:17 He has started fresh. So at Unknown 27:19 this point, I gotta just let it bullshit like that other little big ass dump. I got sent by the fire now that's gonna be the next one. Unknown 27:25 Yeah, dude, look at that. I'm Unknown 27:27 gonna even know when fuck I can start fucking with it. You know, I'm gonna be making YouTube videos now but I guess I could still fucking grind it out and cut it out. It's just the fact of putting a lacquer on it because it'll still season, no matter how big or how well I've seen it come out of it. You know, I think you've Unknown 27:44 got to let it season before you do anything to it to really have the thing work out properly. The wood like the big log itself has to sit for a year or two. And then you chop it into pieces with the saw and make a birdbath out of it. And then you lacquer it. I think that's because like, you don't want to like throw wood right into the fire suit as a tree comes down. You need to let at least a few months pass if not a year too. Little Shut up. Unknown 28:15 Theoretically, but you get that far enough. Official burn. Yeah, but that's a smolder Yeah, but Unknown 28:19 that's you wanting to burn something not. Unknown 28:25 Fire is fires crazy. You don't take anything over. Unknown 28:28 Right? Sure. It'll it'll dry out Unknown 28:30 smaller the whole night shift but you can but yeah, you don't Unknown 28:34 it's not ideal. But I don't know how long it's not ideal won't split night. How Unknown 28:38 long that's just been on the ground. Like it's been sitting out there for at least a month I would say at least at least a month. But I don't know how long because that's not shit that I cut down that's just shut there was laying around them over there some fun work Unknown 28:54 to correct you got to tighten up your your methodology on keeping track your write down verbally. Yeah. Hey, look at this piece of wood I'm gonna make into one of these. Pine that 18 months from now. Unknown 29:05 But then again, I don't know how long that power was on the ground for pines Unknown 29:09 not gonna be good for that shit anyway. softwood man will fuck that. You need some hardwood for that shit you're doing? Unknown 29:16 I gotta be building bird baths, bird bird houses and all that dumb shit out like pine. Unknown 29:21 Yeah, but that's a bird house. It's not taking a log and chopping it down when I fucking saw like using you're using the chainsaw to like, cut it into a shape. Right? Unknown 29:31 I'm just cutting. Okay, I guess kinda because I hollowed out the mid like he was an ice sculpture. Still almost kind of like you're making a wood sculpture out of out of that whole piece of wood. Yeah. Yeah. That one was like so you need to get lines which needed Unknown 29:45 to read wood, or some oak or some some big and thick and heavy and hard. They'd like season up something that they make like doors out of Oh, like you can't break down. You know what I mean? That's what you need to be doing. You need to do now shoot with mahogany. Or like what you need to be doing. You need to do now Shiva mahogany or like Unknown 0:44 nobody ever hit me up Tom. I got the mahogany laying on the ground I hear says pine whenever look. It's always pine like Unknown 0:51 I get it. You want to work with what you got, you know? Unknown 0:55 Hardwood though. Unknown 0:55 That's not a hard word. Unknown 0:57 That's it out there that read that asset in another birdbath. I think it's a white ash. I think Ash is Unknown 1:03 some pretty hardcore shit. Yeah, that's what they make bats out of. Unknown 1:07 But it's that's what that is. But then others is not. It's white pine it's not a yellow pond. It's yellow pine or white fine it's not just like regular pine or like fucking Cypress ship. Like to me when I when I split that should open it looked like it looked like what they could make hardwood out of that bitch because it looked. It looked good, but you can't make that difference and keep my current software. But that's saying I don't know. I don't think it was technically you don't think it's time that they told me I seen I heard it was white pine but then somebody else told me that she was yellow pine. Which they make like pine it's like but they make to bat for Napa pirates clarify was but they definitely made to bat for to shut out a flower Unknown 1:52 that sounds nasty and don't work out of which panning is good man Unknown 1:57 Hi upon definitely not you. You want anything solid? Yeah, you want Oh, Unknown 2:01 stop saying he didn't make it to make bird bats out of some wood. That's like some awesome wood and not just pine. Nobody's gonna give you like yeah, this yellow pine bird. Unknown 2:11 That sexy one nails in the fucking mouth and Unknown 2:14 like birds fish shakes Unknown 2:15 sexy and that's the other thing I was gonna say you're even like, shit out here like we say wake him up Unknown 2:23 and we're waking me up now man sounds pitches man. Unknown 2:26 They're all happy that the fucking light has come that sun is out and the relevance Unknown 2:32 to people man. For the people, man but if people aren't accepting that I fuck birds. Maybe you saved me ever turbine over here in the winter and I'm trying to get him asleep and shit. Gotta get up god damn sick some because Brian wants to tell somebody huh? Well, if I say a little bit lighter, man more asleep. Unknown 2:54 You're so offended. Unknown 2:57 Cinderella who was it was no it was no way. Unknown 3:02 No way No Unknown 3:05 strait of Hormuz she's getting run up on him. Doris was bringing the brakes on these two of them was like No Unknown 3:11 way man. Way too goofy. Snow White Unknown 3:16 as ridiculous James Brown, right? Yeah, they Unknown 3:18 were grown. When she was like, what? 20 How old was Snow White? I don't know how it was when she showed up? Not like not 20 not very old. Unknown 3:30 Maybe? I don't know. I'll say like 18 Unknown 3:34 that's hopefully she's 18 before you're encouraging all these grown ass for you encouraging these grown ass dwarfs to be banging her. You'd better hope that she's 18 Unknown 3:43 I don't know. I just heard about some of them. About how like all the Disney princesses were actually young and like the princess or grown Assmann and basically like disease you know how business is perverted in fact that way salutely You know like Unknown 3:59 that. When we go over this we're we're trying to do yo and Disney man we're trying to make all these young ladies realize that they need to be with these older men. So Unknown 4:06 like all the princesses are under age. Yeah, so I said Unknown 4:14 I don't believe I don't believe Unknown 4:18 they made them look like they're the same age in the movie. Like, yeah, dude. Unknown 4:23 It's It's mad sketchy? I don't know Disney's Disney's getting progressively more and more weird. The longer it goes, the more it's like, man. You guys are up to snuff. What do you got you right? What do you want? Unknown 4:37 I gotta tell me nothing. Now on this one, the other one says some shit this bullshit. Unknown 4:44 Yes Unknown 4:57 Yeah, so you got nothing. Yeah, nothing. He's figured out nothing about the age of Snow White. Unknown 5:03 I say 14. So Unknown 5:04 that's the way number 14. He didn't want to say that. Because Unknown 5:11 yeah, no, I think it might be right. Unknown 5:13 That is all the more reason why the seven dwarfs were not bang in Snow White. They're like Yo, can you like mop the floor? Can you be Unknown 5:19 useful? That's probably why they took care of her because she was a child. Exactly. Unknown 5:23 16 I see. 16 was still that's, that's rough. Unknown 5:27 That's rough. But back in those days, it was probably he could sit when that movie came out. Unknown 5:35 Now this is 14. Say that name right. Unknown 5:39 Where are you seeing it? 14 right. They're saying Snow White's 14 The Seven Dwarfs or at least 28. They're not saying anything about how old they are. Unknown 5:54 original films no way seven doors 814 Unknown 6:00 See? You say that's why Unknown 6:04 drilling or then he's only fucking 14 man. What the fuck man with the Hail. Hail in there. Unknown 6:09 What is the whole point she didn't she didn't. That's why my nobody was Unknown 6:19 guess I never seen snow who Unknown 6:21 was somebody Oh, this is weird. You haven't anybody come to the door in such a long time. Unknown 6:35 Where they got Girl Scout cookies. was a Girl Scout they got some Girl Scout Cookies was a success friend Gossip Girl Scout cookies but yeah, Lady T i i find that it's very interesting. To see that the Disney Princesses are always too young for being as drawn as they are. If that makes any sense. They seem to be awful. Vesty a lot of the times for like a 14 year old will Unknown 7:11 like I said they will like their girls and women. But I think in the story I don't think that they actually are like, I don't eat this how like Disney was like, you know, Unknown 7:23 I'll tell you they're preconditioning their preconditioning with young ladies to be prepared to date older men. Unknown 7:30 They're all beautiful young. Right? Young ladies Unknown 7:35 beautiful young ladies that are being carried off on horseback by by rich dudes. Yeah, exactly. Rich older men with money. Yeah, that's what we're that's what preparing our young ladies for in the world. Unknown 7:48 I mean, be treated like a princess. Yeah, and if you're Unknown 7:51 not then fuck you. You don't treat me like a princess. Fuck you. That seems to be the deal. Definitely seems to be what's the What's the haps watch wires. Thank you sir. Unknown 8:07 Oh my so yeah, too. So it's bad time of year for you because of all the birds. Now you're talking Look at that. Unknown 8:20 I mean, awesome. I'll get my sleep. Unknown 8:25 I like it. I like it women. The only person here that doesn't like the Burj is always the Jew. There's always like, these fucking things all the goddamn racket they make they need to shut up on robots. You don't even believe they're real right? You are a part Unknown 8:42 of the version or robots or machines or whatever the hell it is. Unknown 8:46 That's what we need to get an expert. We need to get one of those experts. Somebody that is an expert on birds being fake or robots or whatever the hell Unknown 8:58 it's not me. I don't quite know keep up with I don't Yeah, I believe that we're Unknown 9:04 well it's like when we get flat or table and I'm live I feel like I know more about flatters than I ever would have. Oh, yeah, yet. I've spent no more than an hour and a half. Delving into the subject. Because I did every bit of knowledge I have on the flat earth thing I got from talking to flat Earth. So if I could have the Flat Earth Day of equivalence of birds or robots or whatever I would love to have that conversation. But it's awfully ridiculous. It's kinda like, how I watched something. I sent it to the group on Instagram. It was Carl Saigon, talking about how the Egyptians could tell the earth wasn't flat because they had two different equal sized obelisks in two different places. And at the same time a day, the size of their shadows were different because the sun was hitting them in different ways. Because the Earth is round. Like they go I wish I'd known that. wouldn't talk to flatter Dave. What about only took me a year and a half. Exactly. Well, can you explain why that would be a great question to ask. Can you explain that? Why the novelists have the same size yet different size shadows. Unknown 10:29 What do you do with the other 45 minutes of the episode hurry? Unknown 10:33 Oh, yeah. Yeah, Unknown 10:35 I don't need to call him ask more questions. Unknown 10:36 I don't need to have this conversation with him for 45 minutes. Yeah. But that's how it would go. Yeah, Unknown 10:43 he would he would mentioned something else later on. Unknown 10:47 That's why we need the equivalent of the robot bird guy whoever that guy that guy that's that's who I'm curious Unknown 10:53 about now guy where are we paying for these other factors that have been around forever are Unknown 10:57 fucking robots and machines are just because I want to say to I'm fuck I want to say to my buddy Joe unit here just hates birds waking them up in the mornings and shit. So why would robots do that to have Unknown 11:11 a camera yeah. I don't think there was no terrain or do you know John Connor program and burns to fucking come over here and just chirping me shit in the morning. But Unknown 11:22 what they like sit in your window. Are Unknown 11:24 they around? Tea? I don't know where the puck is. Outside. I don't really like go outside. I got to shoot him on windows where I can't look outside. Thank me anyways. Unknown 11:35 Right. So. So the issue is, you have your windows covered in a manner that doesn't allow you to look at whatever it is. That's making the racket that's in Unknown 11:43 the air that little bit. It's that little shit that fox will be sleeping like rain like I cannot sleep at Rain. Rain is almost the worst but Unknown 11:52 you're like so you're like the opposite of most people. Unknown 11:53 The Super worse is the gutter drip right back over over the windows in the corner. Unknown 12:00 That's that's totally different. Like your problem is that the rain it's the gutter drip. Unknown 12:06 And that is but then I hear the rain. The rain also can keep me over sometimes. I got a rock smooth jazz lady, fall asleep. Unknown 12:15 Do you Do you agree with me Lady t that this is because his parents must have been like super quiet when he was a baby. Or some. Uh, he can't handle any kind of racket. He can't sleep. He's freaking out. I gotta kill his hair, birds. Because they're Unknown 12:32 gonna kill him I Unknown 12:37 know No, I don't know. I don't some people are like that. Like I can't stand like to have the TV on. When I'm trying to sleep. Like I feel like there's somebody talking in my ear. Yeah, Unknown 12:47 no. I get that. But like, I don't know like Unknown 12:52 rain on a roof. Some people fall asleep and rain. So that's what I'm saying. To lay ways you shall fall asleep with that kind of shit. I like Unknown 12:59 to hear waves and you just want to fish. So that doesn't work like Unknown 13:03 that way sometimes. They're not so much relaxed and they don't keep me up so much because like when I go to my mom beach house, I can hear the waves and shit in the middle of the night waves Unknown 13:14 but their real waves and waves were so real waves crashing. Unknown 13:18 I think there's like they didn't really do. Unknown 13:19 I think there's a natural Unknown 13:23 natural justice to that which is soothing. Yes, Unknown 13:27 I believe so. Like do you do have you ever like slipped near a pond where there's frogs and there's frogs are making holes? You can't deal with that. Oh, my God. Eventually I Unknown 13:39 fall asleep to it because I'm drunk. And it's late. I mean, I gotta be like, damn, they're gone. You know to actually fall asleep them loud. My fingers and the noise on the pond is just always constant. Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Crawl frogs crickets, not noise making. No making noise for some reason. All Unknown 14:03 of that stuff is like flow animals. You know, all that stuff's fine by me. Unknown 14:07 Some people love that shit. Unknown 14:09 I feel sorry for you. You can't like enjoy the sounds of a nice pond and frogs and water droplets on the the lily pads and shit. Like Unknown 14:22 that would be my only issues. When Naked and Afraid is my feet and translate. Unknown 14:28 Yeah, but you're fun when you haven't slept in like Unknown 14:33 five days. That's the Naked and Afraid episode I want to watch as an outlet days in right it's bad. Unknown 14:42 I can't sleep. Please. Unknown 14:45 Wait, wait wait famine Are you guys lean over there? Maybe somebody's gonna walk over with that. Wait. Unknown 14:56 Motherfucking frogs in his goddamn pond but Unknown 14:59 that's all manufactured. You see this coconut on the trim this MAFAC route does just for you when you stopped overseeing team call her now. And he put as my bopis right here. Come on. put somebody in your team Unknown 15:14 to be out there. Making a bowl trying to find weed. He gave me something on how your life I'm like Tim your life can you bring weed with you on making Unknown 15:24 every man out there Nagelsmann nigga find some smug Manana. Unknown 15:29 Those like Unknown 15:31 those things. I would want a bag with my weight. And a grinder and papers and it's all Unknown 15:40 afraid but everything I'm bringing is Unknown 15:42 30 pages didn't one back. Alright, well, I can't do that. Right. Yeah. He was trying to make World Magazine Poway really an issue me their own thing. Unknown 15:55 could literally went like Unknown 15:57 you could definitely make yourself a bowl out in the wilderness. But a ladder would be what would you what could you make a bowl of flat just walking around? Unknown 16:07 You can make you know, like, Unknown 16:09 I think that the issue is the thing that you're going to use to make it into like you get a piece of wood you want to make it into a bowl. You don't have a knife for a drill or any of you had a machete Unknown 16:19 still you still need almost need a drill to drill. You can take the bowl piece but how do you make the damn Unknown 16:27 Native Americans make pipe piece pipes and stuff like didn't have a drill. They Unknown 16:32 made it out of stuff that already had holes through it. Like a bone like a like bone. Probably. We're gonna suck all the marrow out of this pitch and drill a bowl into the other side. Smoke through that motherfucker. Something like that, paste it back together. I don't know man, Native Americans, they they had mad more skills and the junior. Unknown 16:52 We got to find a Native American and ask them what Unknown 16:55 I am one. I don't know. Sorry. Unknown 16:59 We got a late American in the Unknown 17:02 old school like a whole like Brandon's got to fight again. Unknown 17:05 Right we need somebody we need somebody with a name that is like Lady T. Or Misty. We need somebody with a name like, like, like, you know, strong hair of bone or something Unknown 17:20 like that. Yeah, Unknown 17:21 we need somebody with Unknown 17:23 that. Oh, sorry. Made that bet. You know, I'll bet Unknown 17:26 maker of bowls. You know what I mean? Sir smokes a lot, right. They had Unknown 17:31 to use like me with antlers ship maybe back in the day pie. I will seem. I mean, I got to cut out a word still, even though I don't know. Unknown 17:40 I'm sure they made one onward. Like there's Unknown 17:42 bound to be ways they're probably making them out of like mammoth tusks and shit. Like who knows mammoth. Unknown 17:48 That was that's the Unknown 17:49 saber toothed Tiger. Unknown 17:50 I've rebozo would also be good. That will Unknown 17:52 be really five Ruby fire. Coming an old mammoth tusk made an ivory fucking bold he swear. Yeah. He'll be the shit. Yeah, that's something to aspire to. One of these. I every one of these days when I'm rich. I'm gonna have an ivory bowl. Unknown 18:10 I want one out of like, I want a bubbler G or like Amethyst or something like that. Unknown 18:16 Yeah. may not like the hip bone of an alien. You know what I mean? At least Unknown 18:30 2100 But it's funny. If you hit it three or four times you start getting psychedelic effects from Unknown 18:36 you started early now telekinesis? Unknown 18:39 You can actually communicate with the dead. Unknown 18:42 That's another harmful one and ours are dead. God damn right. Unknown 18:45 It's not a cheap bohlmann 100 Unknown 18:48 moving things with your mind. Honored Unknown 18:54 that's worth it. Now that's worth Unknown 18:59 $10 More than the most expensive pair of Jordans Unknown 19:06 I've seen the pants go mad expensive dog. Unknown 19:09 There's no way I know danger. Show me a pair of Jays that was like man $1,000 Bro man. I'm like the pair Jays that the coach for the UNC war. When they when they lost or whatever, to whatever man was wearing their coach wearing a $9,000 pair Jays like retail 9000 like retail? Unknown 19:35 Why would they need to fly a Unknown 19:39 job at very least. So somebody better be jerking me off when I'm doing the $9,000 pair of fucking Jordans. Unknown 19:46 I wouldn't I can't even imagine Unknown 19:48 that said no. All the things I would buy with the money Isaak would have for one pair of Jordans even if I'm the fucking coach or whoever, like Yeah, I don't give a fuck if I build Bella checker or whoever, like there's no way I'm spending that kind of money. A pair of shoes Unknown 20:05 Yeah, exactly. Like there's just no way so many other things. Unknown 20:10 Like $300 is about I think, max that I could ever spend on a pair of shoes that I really wanted. I got to have so much money. Like Like to me, that's my big game. That's my big life right there. I'm buying a $300 pair of Jordans right here. You know what I mean? Like that's that's my nine does not appear George is I've reached a point in my life where i i Now don't buy Jordans when I see them on discount. I buy them when I see ones I want. Yeah, that's the difference Unknown 20:34 maker right Hunter Hunter 500 fives most up and 400 If I can buy 100 Because I bought 100 And maybe $30 pair of shoes but most expensive I bought which ain't last much longer than a $70 pair of shoes. I bought this over 100 Unknown 20:58 Basically, Unknown 20:59 I can I can take that. Like they have to be really special to me like I got a pair of red flares. You know, I think I spent 150 on those. Unknown 21:07 Well that's it there are 125 or something like Unknown 21:10 that it's a special thing. So I can respect spending money on shoes. But not 9000 Yeah. Unknown 21:25 Yeah. But you know, I've never had money like that. So yeah, but I just still think it's like kind of wasteful. Unknown 21:34 I don't think I ever will have money like that. Even if I could afford it. I was like I can afford a $9,000 pair of shoes right now. I'd find 9000 I'll use car before I find Unknown 21:45 swim it on shoes. I don't know something for my kids are like Unknown 21:52 hell a vacation. Even yeah Hell yeah. Like I'm gonna go to like I'm gonna tour South America and go to all the interesting pyramids and shit something experiment acres and the Mayans and all that kind of stuff. For sure. That's that's not 1000 I can see being spared hell. Yes, it's crazy when I seen a pair light blue and white Jordans. Like you I got these Jordan threes and in Tarheel colors for real. And I spent nine grand on them. That's fucking insanity. But hey man, that's the world we live in. Unknown 22:30 He's to go. So let's put more money in his pocket. Unknown 22:34 Yeah, that is what's going on there. How can we support Jordan more? Unknown 22:39 At this point he's a lot more people gotta be making money to him no matter how much Unknown 22:45 of a he's getting a kickback. He's getting the kickbacks getting a good kickback. For every pair of Jordans. Yeah, it was out there. And every little thing that get that label on it, like you know, they've got a team in NASCAR. They got guys wearing fire suits with Jordan. They got people wearing hats, like jackets pants, like it's a whole apparel company. Now it's not just a pair of basketball shoes. You get sandal swimsuits, you get Jordan sandals, things that you can't even like, play expensive ones that charge you a lot of money for soccer. That will just that little Jordans crazy. fucking crazy. Well, shit man. With that said, I think we're gonna bring this episode of Mason fringe show to a close I like to thank you for listening. We'd like to encourage you to be nice to people that look like you and be nice to people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 23:42 No and what it makes it a little bit by little bit. Unknown 23:45 That's right. Little bits by Little Bits keep grinding and protecting Unknown 23:48 our energy guys. Unknown 23:51 Protect your crack. And Unknown 23:55 don't forget, we believe in you. You can do it. Keep doing the shit. You're trying to get done. God you want to play song J unit song? Always. Let's see what we got here. We're gonna do we're gonna play big Steve too, because God knows what the fuck this is about. As big Steve ain't here right now. But we're gonna play this here. For big Steve too. This is from November 24 2013. So nearly a decade ago, tough song and a fire song. But um, yeah, don't forget we love you very much. We believe in you. You can do it. Keep trying. And we'll keep trying. And you know have a great rest of the day. Peace Unknown 24:48 Oh yeah. We got a remix this year. What were you in big scheme and I'm trying to make it a little bit more Unknown 24:58 happy once again. Three sounds pretty stout. By the Fugu electricity and ain't no fucking rapper motherfuckers call me pocket Slim Shady. Got that many bucket. bucket down. Make sense it was like, if I will be back I gotta write it down. Make motherfucker garbage. Oh my god. All you do is understand. Like that, right? That don't make no sense that you write it down and I write it back up like as I'm broken two year English. Unknown 26:00 My work I gotta see what I'm doing. Need to ask surgery but I got Obama healthcare. Oh my god. Here we go. At the welfare. Yeah. Medicare, Medicaid. Anything that will pay for my house either left Unknown 26:23 or right. Even write like ahead, so I need to write with a bucket. Free bucket, bucket and breed Oh my God. You're gonna be Unknown 27:01 insane crazy. Oh my god. My mom's face here because everybody was looking at me oh my god here we go. Unknown 27:19 You go was gonna be oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I got nothing to say but they're still kicking me bucket. Freezing, retrained on the stand by the fucking neither brain got a job another Saturday was a fucking beast What's the fucking go bucket bumper. I got the Taiwan brand bass, bass three wheels on a motherfucking more with less turns. I'll wrap it fuck y'all go around. Transcribed by https://otter.ai