Unknown 0:02 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason and friends show featuring Jimbo aka smoke dogg as well as Trae X aka the leader of the congregation Unknown 0:22 One time for your mind two times for your soul Unknown 0:25 as well as the Black Hand of Mike aka el transporter as well as the man who finally put his headphones on that dude called Ju, me I’m Mason, aka Mahoney Unknown 0:46 was that was good out there today. Unknown 0:50 Welcome to the Mason and Friends show Unknown 0:51 you got to alternate between edibles and not edibles. Unknown 0:57 Because that's how they taste. Unknown 1:01 That's I'm Reg, like I saw Unknown 1:02 you end up doing something that you had been known to do for all these years. No, I Unknown 1:07 mean, if he turns into two cookies this episode that was so funny Unknown 1:09 what you're saying is that you have to eat regular food in order to counteract the animals Unknown 1:17 that's why I got a chicken biscuit at McDonald's this morning all the way over here. Well, I don't know. Unknown 1:22 I don't know what what that way just yet. milligrams is actually on edibles. I was eating Unknown 1:27 as you got similar edibles. Where I was going at the festival. They're all 100 grams plus, Unknown 1:34 that's my favorite map, but I never asked a question. I was like, Oh my God. Unknown 1:39 I don't even really believe those measurements. Unknown 1:42 Look at the fucking menu to see what she was getting. Unknown 1:45 When I looked at the menu someplace, not all places had a menu or they I never asked for one or they never gave me one. That's okay. But they all got the package and shit right there. You know I mean we're in like gummy bears and all that like sour patch package into but I don't know if that was. I said I'm amazed. I don't trust those measurements because that could be just any any fucking bag Unknown 2:08 or putting our trust California measurements and Unknown 2:12 back and shit well, everything everything everything was Unknown 2:15 professionally packaged when I open up a cereal bar and it's got tape hold it together. Like I don't really minding because I get what's going on, you know what I mean? But I'm not sitting here. Oh, this must be 100 milligrams. You know what I mean? Like I had a whole 100 milligram joint like when I got here, and like, I don't believe it was 100 but Unknown 2:37 you gave me a piece I had a whole edible and a hard candies from picking products. Yeah. Unknown 2:45 Yeah, see, that's what he told me Fox what he saw. He said Yo, he said bad. What's happened? I see rocking the show you right? And he was like bear with Johnny right. I gotcha. I see you. I mean some of them. Brian is right there. Give it a brown. He's right there. You'll be able to brand new goes man, I want the hard candy cuz that's where it's at their last word. Hey Unknown 3:09 boys and girls Unknown 3:17 Nice nice. Unknown 3:20 Let me get someone in rock. Rock So shout out Unknown 3:23 to mark pink Fox. Unknown 3:27 Want to give recipes DJ Kay Slay didn't mention them on Sunday's episode. So I know we're late for this job but recipes Kay Slay. Unknown 3:35 We get around to death notices and nrps like lackluster Lee I don't. I don't like doing it because I feel like it's exploitation. Somebody's death. I don't want to be like, well, let me slap something up on the Instagram about it Unknown 3:50 or like Kingsley's music man. He was a Unknown 3:54 I heard one of his cuts where he had like MLP was on their Big Daddy Kane the legend MC Shan, which was on he was on drink champs a while and Unknown 4:02 he could throw a lot of people on tracks that you wouldn't they wouldn't be on the tracks. DJ cakes, I was able to do all that shit. You know pioneering Yeah, I mean, so so definitely. Unknown 4:13 big piece of the late great DJ Kay Slay Unknown 4:18 I don't know if you've been paying attention to this fucking Johnny Depp shit. I ain't but Unknown 4:23 I've looked into it but Unknown 4:24 I've been I've been trying to greet and catch up on it because my girl cannot stand fucking his ex wife Unknown 4:30 what she's thinking Abraham is a problem. Unknown 4:34 Yes, yeah, literally. Yes. Unknown 4:37 Because from what I've seen, she is a problem to load up that you that puts you straight fire. Unknown 4:44 There's a level of crazy that you can deal with. It all depends on what level of crazy you can deal with. What is the level of crazy can you tolerate? Unknown 4:53 I mean, I think I could put up a hammer hurt for at least a month Unknown 4:56 and saying that shit. Oh, that's Unknown 4:58 my close here. So it's a level of crazy you really need to deal with exactly like and I think that hammer hurts crazy. I think I could deal with it for two to four weeks. Unknown 5:09 Johnny Depp dealt with it until it became so it was like oh, this bitch actually really hurt. Unknown 5:14 She's dangerous Unknown 5:15 is actually really hurting them because look at his career. Now. He hasn't done much of anything. Okay? Because a lot of drop here blacklisting and like left and right because all she had to do was say I've been abused. That's all she has to say. A woman can say and all your chips. Unknown 5:30 Right? You hear the shit that she's done? Yeah. Take his boots off. Unknown 5:36 Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. She's like you're not allowed to take your level of crazy to do that for a month. That's what I'm saying. Look, look, look at it. Like what I think they let it he left out of that what I interpreted, he goes he goes, I would come home. She would give me a glass of wine and take my shoes off and we'd sit on the couch together. And I'm like, shut up. She would come over take your shoes off and suck your dick while you were fucking drinking wine. And that's why you put up with it for so long. Like because I would do it at night you take my shoes off. God damn Alright, let's go. Unknown 6:11 He also said when we found them to go to bed. Seemed like Alright, it's time for bed. He's like no, I want to Oh yeah, for a little bit or whatever. No, fuck that you're coming to bed. See Unknown 6:20 that's a control for the level of grade there. See, but like I wouldn't mind a woman wants to be in control on the sack for at least a while. You know, like, I don't mind it on occasion. I'm into it. That's life. That's why That's why I said two to four weeks. Because that's long enough where I'm like, God damn, you're causing You're breaking my toes when they curl on these orgasms off at his fucking blow job on the couch with the shoes off but I can't deal with going to bed at the same time. Unknown 6:48 Because like, you gotta be like his ball fuego was mentally abused to be in this situation. Yeah, I mean, he put himself in that situation. Let's see that. That's the other day. Like, is that how to look at it because if a woman says this shit, she didn't put herself this way demand for starting to this type shit. You see, I'm saying Unknown 7:07 but I don't believe that anybody can force anybody else into these kinds of situations unless you're literally are Kelly and a bitch. You know saying Are you are you dragging them like Bill Cosby? are you blocking them up like our Kelly and not letting them leave? Like, like, That's bullshit. Like, you know, I go hang out with a chick I hang out with her because I know I want to go out there and if I don't, I don't you know, if I don't wanna hang out with somebody, I don't hang out with them. If someone's you know, like, Johnny Depp has plenty of resources to be doing something other than fucking Abraham if he doesn't want to fucking ever hurt, Unknown 7:38 right? But right now it's costing them quite a bit of money and let's not check, they're not really showing 21 Jump Street the series on television like they used to residual checks ain't coming in. Well, I Unknown 7:53 haven't seen a Pirates of the Caribbean movie on and Unknown 7:57 they'll never be on that again. He's actually said he'll never I've heard him Unknown 8:01 say that because Disney said fuck on like what's on it what she said they're fucking he was Unknown 8:05 Disney was done so they couldn't even wait for a trial or any sort of things. Just simple accusation. Unknown 8:11 Self that about it's all Unknown 8:13 gonna come out in the wash. Feeling that's gonna happen. That's it also in that same vein. Of course I think Mike brought up the whole Blac Chyna thingamabob Unknown 8:23 Blac Chyna Blac Chyna okay. Unknown 8:27 What are you talking about her going against the Kardashians? Yeah, Unknown 8:30 cuz apparently it turns out that they're saying that she was somewhat abusive towards Unknown 8:37 God. I pulled the strap on Rob had in his face. Children want to tell the boy Kardashian. Children what a telephone call. She said. We just play around my head. Unknown 8:47 What? telephone cord? Yeah, this Unknown 8:50 is what I heard. Unknown 8:52 For the sport strap on. I was like, Yeah, I did that but the gun was empty. Unknown 8:56 I put an empty gun to his head while we're having sex or something. Unknown 9:02 This her say they play around this way. That's crazy. What's the black charter fuck their cell phone going back to the Kardashians and I have their shit in order because from what I've been hearing is she don't have nothing lined up properly. Like they're asking about a bank account. She don't have more. Unknown 9:16 Yeah. So she said that she hasn't filed taxes in years. Yeah, she said that in court, but the IRS is not gonna but the IRS is not gonna come after you. Yeah. Unknown 9:29 All right. All right. Cool. So five. Okay. You said you made you made $2 million last year just off of just appearances. Okay. And you don't have a bank account? No problem. Unknown 9:39 It wasn't just appearances. She also has an only fans Unknown 9:43 are that's what she was making a lot of money from. Yeah. I just told my all I do is show my toes. I might play on the plus every once in a while but I show my fucking railroad that's why I'm saying for free. Even Kim, like we said last last week about fingering her son saying, Bobby I was playing fortnight and fucking I see you getting fucked by Ray J You know what? Like, shit. What the fuck? I gotta go through this beat you made a sex tape. Your kids will always see you get fuck. They will be in school one day at a lunch table. He may lodge might have a mom and somebody's gonna come around the corner. Yo son this your mama getting fuck like this. Your mama taking the D like that. So you're when you're having a birthday party cookout? I'm trying to come through. I'm trying to see what you got. Unknown 10:38 I got one for you. I've seen today a porn star. Her daughter was up there now. It was like daughter of this porn star. 20 years old. Unknown 10:51 She was billed as the daughter. Oh, wow. That's weird. Well, Unknown 10:55 I mean, Unknown 10:57 you've got a junior. So basically, it's like mother and daughter. Unknown 11:01 No, no, she was just saying that her mom was important and even everything is like my mom was Unknown 11:06 the only thing that I've heard is following in the footsteps. Only thing I've heard in the news about a porn star is that one got arrested for being at the insurrection and get this it was a gay porn star. He was probably looking like he was probably looking for Mike Pence. And I've said this before and I will continue to say this. Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual man. You are that against the LGBTQ community. You've got to be like the gayest person out there. Unknown 11:32 He's in the style of doing the tablet his foot. Unknown 11:36 He's doing he's doing the Larry Couric was the one that was and then light up and try to make an excuse him like Unknown 11:46 he's trying to hit it like Unknown 11:49 signal and the bear train. Oh, no, Unknown 11:51 he ain't that kind of gay dude. I'll just draw. Oh, really? So is that like any bathroom like if you go in and like a or to stall somebody comes up and kicks your shoe is that like them saying, Hey, I'm gay. Unknown 12:05 From what I've gathered, yes. Oh, wow. Okay. Unknown 12:09 I don't think anybody's ever taught you in your pants. Unknown 12:14 I try not to use public restroom. Unknown 12:19 Those you don't have anything to worry about. I don't think they're right. Unknown 12:24 For you DadBod right now Unknown 12:26 is called the ugly Unknown 12:30 but I don't know some people like a motor. Some of them have daddy issues, Unknown 12:34 called the old day I Unknown 12:37 filled her up their Unknown 12:38 dead body over here to come on. Unknown 12:42 The old dead body what it used to be. That's considered attractive to some. Yeah, some people did that. But yeah. It was really working really well. With love Unknown 13:07 I mean it still gets laid regardless. That's because he got Unknown 13:13 we pushing carts around a Walmart I'm thinking we slinging a deck around, probably not Unknown 13:19 getting a little money for moving. Unknown 13:22 Here we'll be banging some people that work at the Walmart bank. greeter gotta be over Unknown 13:29 for like Kentucky or some shit like that would be Unknown 13:31 the thing. He had never been famous. What would he be right now? He would be a guy working at Walmart. That's bang. cashier. Still, because Miley got so much talent there was just no stopping a freight train. Unknown 13:48 Basically a kid's code one monitor Unknown 13:51 that talk a little bit she was Hannah Montana. Unknown 13:54 Yeah, but what he was referring to was that she talked at the end Unknown 13:59 she danced on and what's his thing? Yeah, Robin thing Unknown 14:04 that ended up ruining his marriage Unknown 14:06 by Robin Thicke fucked up his goddamn marriage double he was on Unknown 14:09 house or not housewives but Unknown 14:13 Kevin Hart and Nick Cannon and Bess. Unknown 14:15 It was actually a funny show. Unknown 14:16 It was. I liked it. It was pretty funny. It's a nice little comical take on The Real Housewives. crap that's on. Like a spoof, right. Yeah, because I've said this before on the show like I don't fuck with Bravo at all. I will refuse to. It's just not the game channel. Not necessarily know what you're thinking logo. Bravo is Joe Robbo. is where all the Real Housewives shows and where Top Chef is. But my enemy number two Unknown 14:49 used to have like what was the straight gay for the Unknown 14:55 straight guy was on there, I believe. Yeah, I Unknown 14:57 think so. It's like this, I Unknown 14:58 think Bravo I think Bravo used to be more gay than it is now. I think they have more gay programming. More reality is that that Queer Eye for the Straight guys? I think God. Unknown 15:10 Later it dawned on to Modern Family. I hated every fucking minute of that Unknown 15:18 fairly funny as fuck to me. Between Jay and Phil like a mixture of Jay and Phil don't forget to the only Unknown 15:24 saving grace was Ed O'Neill. Unknown 15:28 Do and so the only saving grace I love watching her just looking at her is great. Severe. Yeah. Unknown 15:35 But um what was it cannon? Mitch? That Papa those guys got on my fucking nerves. That was my question is then to the person who played Mitch on the show. Jesse Tyler Ferguson. How the hell do you lead a straight guy out gate you Unknown 15:51 okay, I'm not really good. No. How are we doing? Yeah, he did a good job. Unknown 15:57 They both were like he was way more flamboyant. And that's another thing I cannot deal with. I can't deal with super flamboyant men. I get really irritated really quickly. I might have been there done that. Unknown 16:12 I forget the title, whatever here with my brother in law. We went to the mall. He goes, prepare yourself. I said prepare myself where he goes, you'll see you'll see. I might. Yeah, I know. You got gay guys. Bruh this is like he wasn't like I went to my fucking Mall. And I seen this show. Like what end of? That is when I was single. I'm like, You I can come up here and kill the game of this motherfuckers look at all these women with these fucking poo faces on they all are mad, too. Damn. And then you see a herd of gay dudes. And I mean, you talk about some flat boy flamers boy, I mean, they had the fucking rainbow wings on there. It was volgend and shit coming down tomorrow and fucking like walkways. You're like, holy shit. Unknown 17:00 I thought this is like they got like pink Boas. Brah. I'm Unknown 17:03 telling you. They was really doing their thing. I looked at my brother. In law. He was I tried to tell you man, this shouldn't be like this. He was like, you can definitely get some pussy out here because they fucking it. I'm like, I'll be damned. That's why these women look so pissed off. They ain't got no qualms. Unknown 17:20 Why the hell you go into the mall for Dick anyway? Unknown 17:23 I don't know. What the day was over. I was in the person's shoes. And I'm assuming that they drive to the shop anyway. Unknown 17:30 So you would think most women go to the mall to shop? Unknown 17:33 I mean, these cats grand when they started talking about I'm a guy that they change their voice and shit. I'm like, why are you changing your voice? I noticed that the voice God gave me Unknown 17:45 I'm sure they'd say what do you ever do you mean Unknown 17:48 they would have longer handouts that this the type cast they were they would have? No no you did it. They would behave you Unknown 17:57 awesome. Men on film shit. Unknown 17:58 Yeah, that's exactly why I'm doing like Unknown 18:02 two snaps in Z formation. Unknown 18:06 Community at all. I'm just saying. way my brother may say yeah, yeah. I was loosened to a ball talking. I'm like yo, wow. I said they are really flamboyant out here man. Like literally they was voting. A covered up and down and fucking I was like, what are they voting to? There's Unknown 18:24 no music, no music, right. Unknown 18:27 Oh, he skipping the vote. We wanted them did they what they put on the air dropped down on one day in one day. That's part of the vote Yeah. Unknown 18:36 Okay. If you don't believe me look at the show post on I think Hulu I believe you don't give you like a little breakdown tiles like what and also check out the documentary Paris is burning. Unknown 18:48 Paris is burning. Okay, yeah, speaking of my fucking movies, I watched the fucking Batman joint with what's his name from Twilight center Unknown 18:57 degree. Unknown 18:58 Is that a thing? And that's Unknown 18:59 not his name. Wasn't Harry Potter. His name wasn't Harry Potter. Dude, Unknown 19:07 that was twinkling. Unknown 19:09 Robert Patterson, the one that was taken for Kristen Stewart back Unknown 19:13 in the day it actually suck and I was disappointed because I was having high hopes for that motherfucker too. Unknown 19:17 I'm disappointed. Unknown 19:20 The fight was good because it made Batman like a realist motherfucker like he's actually you know, out of the way kind of fight it's just like this is just whipping ads with straight rage which was called but the movie itself was just fucking garden for sleep like three times Washington. Unknown 19:36 Damn, you gotta be kidding me. Unknown 19:37 The bitches is that bad is super long is positive is unnecessary. You know? I mean, and the whole store it just it sucked to me. I'm like, really, Unknown 19:46 you know on a scale of like one two Batman and Robin. How bad was Unknown 19:52 very bad is what I rather watch this Batman The Batman and Robin Unknown 19:57 is a toss up right? Really is. Unknown 19:59 So that means it's like one of the worst Batman movies of all time. You know? Unknown 20:05 Right that is he's still don't remember who Unknown 20:10 was supposed to be in it. But then like it got changed around a bunch and ended up going through different directors and a whole bunch of production bullshit. Unknown 20:16 It wasn't good. Like they're Bruce. He does Bruce Wayne a little bit in the movie. He's Batman for a little bit. You know he's more Batman today is Bruce Wayne and the whole fucking thing. Alfred is is decent in the motherfucker. You know, he Unknown 20:31 doesn't get Yeah, he does get blown up and you're not gonna want to watch this. Because you gotta fall asleep. Unknown 20:38 We were watching. Between that and with the football do USFL Unknown 20:44 Okay, yeah. Unknown 20:45 That I'll tell you something right there. Unknown 20:47 Yeah. Going back from USFL and Batman, it tells you a lot because I felt so three times in this. Unknown 20:56 Judging from your review, I'm not gonna watch that. I was thinking about getting HBO falling asleep watching a movie. I've done that before watching the Irishman. Unknown 21:05 Dude is falling asleep watching black mass, that Johnny Depp movie about Unknown 21:10 those jelly falls into exactly Unknown 21:13 the one that Johnny Depp did about Whitey Bolger. Okay, okay. Yeah, from Chicago, Boston. Unknown 21:22 And the whole thing was getting back to the whole Johnny Depp situation. He is going to number one, I do think it will end up winning his case. I don't know for sure. But number two if he does, his career is gonna blow up again. We'll be interesting to see Unknown 21:36 how this pans out because she hasn't got a whole state of the testify. Unknown 21:40 Well and he's been testified in Unknown 21:43 his shoes Fairfax County because I don't get that Unknown 21:47 that's because the article the reasons some notes because the article that was written that she had fucking put all that shit out there was the base of that fucking paper is in fair in Arlington. So that's why they're there because he saw her for defamation Unknown 22:05 of search the publisher so can you shake their hands were thinking that's why Unknown 22:09 he's out this way. Yep, that's why that's why he's here. Unknown 22:13 Well as it is certainly interest surprised nobody's like chasing him down for like an audit. I'm quite Unknown 22:19 sure they probably wouldn't be but I think they're being respectful of it out there. Now. Fuck it. The other movie I watched was fucking the Forever purge. That was a good one right there. I like that. Well, that was that was decent. Because fuck if it was basically like, they get mad because you know immigrants are coming over to the US right from Mexico. Happens into this. Now this just sets you up. They got immigrants coming over and my fingers are getting bad because now there's an immigrant problem so now they're talking about fucking putting the realist in the purge right the the handling immigrants the new Founding Fathers association is fucking what a reinstate the fucking purge, right to handle the immigrant problem. Unknown 23:06 So what country is this taking place in America? Unknown 23:10 You guys gonna be American wherever I mean Unknown 23:11 come on now let's Unknown 23:14 no place else but in America, you know oh my Unknown 23:15 god. So it's not it's not a nation. It's not a worldwide thing. Oh, it's only in America. See this universe that the purge takes place. is Unknown 23:23 only in America. Yep. So we're talking about this. She's coming back. There's this farmer. He got, you know, Hispanic ranch hands. And one of them doesn't care for the fucking dude. The other one doesn't. The son of the farmer doesn't care for one of the ranch hands. One of the ranch hands he's like, You know what, fuck these motherfuckers they keep us as a slave he goes wait till the first starts you gonna see what the fuck we gonna do? Right? So the punch happens right 12 hours motherfuckers I had killed the fuck out of the Purge is over. muffled just go back to like normal day shit. Like everything was all cool. You got blood splatter, they were dead bodies. Motherfuckers just walk on and the work when you do worship, and fucking that's when these motherfuckers set a trap get the girl get this woman and her boss come saves her. You know what I mean? They're like, what the fuck going on? You got these people going? No, this is different Unknown 24:11 than I never have to watch these movies. Yeah, Michael just explain. I might need you to explain Batman start to finish for me too. Unknown 24:18 But the The Purge these people are actually like this group of people are saying this forever purge we're gonna keep doing this fuck all this. We're gonna make American Great type shit. You know? I mean, we're gonna bring it back to its roots you know me. So it starts off you got these hillbillies. You got the ran back motherfuckers and then you got these Hispanic cats that come to the branch and like, Yo, we're gonna fuck y'all. We're gonna treat y'all like y'all treat us and we're gonna show you how bad it is tight shit. Unknown 24:44 So I gather and also, when you did mention, like, Make America Great Again also refers back to the term that I also heard many times before America First I bet you did not know that either one of the both of those terms technically have ties to white supremacy and are basically white supremacist talking about Unknown 25:02 basically what this movie was like white supremacy tried to fuck it. Polish the country. That's what they're doing. They got together a group of buddies both funneled to the side Unknown 25:11 and a lot of that also sounds like an old movie from like the 70s Unknown 25:16 it starts it starts off in Texas right? And so now Mexico and Canada open up their borders to people to be I look y'all can make it here. We got Josh American America's Unknown 25:28 fabric purging and anybody that feels like they're in danger can come to Mexico or Canada. Yeah, Unknown 25:34 they're opening the borders for X amount of time. We'll shoot those crazy in Texas and Mexico like now we fucking with job. borders are closed and muffled is just getting massacred. Now you know what I mean? So fucking like the small story short, the couple makes it through they get it out of the side of my fucking Mexico kill them off because that was after but then they report on the news like the new Founding Fathers whatever they call them. The ones that came up with the purge or like the purge backfired on them and now all these motherfuckers are killing everybody across New York, Texas. Every state is having issues. Unknown 26:10 And so that's why I was saying I didn't like the concept of it. And then they're like, Unknown 26:13 Oh, well now you got average citizens are banding together and fucking up these motherfuckers that are forever purging their kids. Why Unknown 26:22 do I get the feeling that people are some people are gonna see that and try to at least emulate it and try to do it for real awkward. Sure, Unknown 26:28 you know, I mean, but then they're like, you know, they're like, what is what is new America gonna look like now once you know all this said and done because they got the wall up in Mexico that most of us can't get by, you know, I mean, they got the wall up in Canada was Unknown 26:43 in like extreme and they got walls with like minds and all that kind of Unknown 26:47 like it starts off this couple is escaping Mexico Unknown 26:50 was supposed to take place and Unknown 26:53 shit I want to say like present day. Yeah, I mean, like, but you had these cats coming across they believe in Mexico because it Unknown 27:02 makes me feel like Hollywood sucks man. Like this. Unknown 27:06 Terrible. Hollywood's running out of ideas, but clearly Unknown 27:09 see, listening to this show. We've been given them out. I've watched Unknown 27:12 all the purchase and I liked every last one. Or they were all good to me. They sound Unknown 27:17 like garbage movies toggle. They sound like garbage. Just like he just liked watching the different ways people get killed. Unknown 27:25 Yeah. Yeah, we have like she did one shorty. She was in his mouth. fucka tapping sons of this man. He was she was blasted though. And they're like you're wearing to learn how to do that. She was like look, I was part of this woman's group that had to fight the cartels. I killed a lot of motherfuckers down there so I can kill some pitches up here. Were no bra Unknown 27:47 so yeah, I don't know it's just sounds like a garbage movie to me. But I Unknown 27:51 liked it. You know my sound like all the Purge is the first purge. was a little slow. But you Unknown 27:55 know, Mike, I gotta take what you'd like with a grain of salt. A lot of times that's also true. Like I've been like, well, you know, what am I going to waste my time like I do you want me to DVD for Spider Man? I haven't washed it yet. I'm going to because I do believe that that is a good movie. I think it looks like it's gonna be cool. And I have seen the other Spider Man. So I'm like up to date on this spider. And the old ones too. I think failed ones but anyway. That's exciting to me. But like, I don't know, man. I don't I don't know. Like I don't need to watch creative ways to kill my creative if I had to kill up to come up with a creative way to do it. Unknown 28:33 Cuz I liked the horror suspense sometimes the gore but you got some movies like I just saw like, Unknown 28:39 like the saws look just dumb or the dirt to Unknown 28:41 me. Unknown 0:00 Stupid after the first slasher movies, right, like I don't like slasher, but I love the psychological thriller. Exactly. Unknown 0:06 Exactly. So the slashes are bored because of what like the new Texas Chainsaw basketball but you know like it's Unknown 0:14 like the usual suspects right? That's like that was a psychological thriller to me like that's way better, Unknown 0:21 right that secret window. Unknown 0:22 Yes, I like that. Yes, entity and that one sort of that one sort of calls itself a horror movie. Kind of what the thriller might Unknown 0:37 Yeah, I like suspense thriller. Unknown 0:40 Yeah, like that's way more Unknown 0:42 my deal you got monsters chasing you kind of go to the same sumbitches gonna fall I mean to recovery sex. Don't Unknown 0:48 die trying to escape from something I think is kind of cool. That's grow nozzle. That's for sure. But yeah, that's the 13th movie that happens and that's that was in scream they talked about that. Unknown 1:05 They still use the same fucking scripts the Unknown 1:07 same Trump all the time. Yeah, I mean, I'm all for this kind of film, but I feel like eliminating the tropes. You know what I mean? Like the cliche, same thing over and over. I'd love to have the chance to conceptualize some sort of thriller like that. But yeah, man. It's fans out because again, Hollywood is totally out of ideas. Unknown 1:28 The best trip and fall let a couple of fucking live real boss I know what you do. Unknown 1:35 You have him fucking in the in the room the whole night and you keep making it like they're gonna die. And then the movie ends and they come out the room in the morning and they're like, What the fuck happened? Unknown 1:46 He just did. The roadmap and say there's an idea Unknown 1:49 because that's how it happened. To plan B Unknown 1:53 is he did. He'd never Unknown 1:54 been in like, like I went into the years ago, I had a girlfriend and we were at this party. At the party house, the fraternity house and all that shit and everything's going wild. We go off with a prop in the bathroom. I believe like a jump in bed dance room. And when we come back out, the dance troupe is fucking empty and a friend and flies in the corner hooking up with her best friend. Left the room we started laughing and left the room to you know what I mean? But that's just the way things happen. There's a whole fucking 30 people in here dance and now they're all gone. Quarter like added six Unknown 2:27 right? So multiple guys seen in the Hot Minute from high school was like, Yo, man, you want to hit this shit here. I was like, I bet so I'm in the fucking garage. But it was more for that time. What nobody had as part of her maybe like seven people. Yeah, I'm saying I'm at the mall. fuck are we laughing chillin barn? I come back out this motherfucking job is jumping. I'm like, how long was I in this fucking goddamn garage? And why am I here? None of this music. I had none of these people like where did all these people come from? Like, it's dark, man. I like he must have got some good shit because I don't none of it. We Unknown 3:00 had a party house that I was living in. It would be like that. I'd be like downstairs making lunch or dinner at like 730 and then like I go to my room start drinking was couple of friends drink or smoke and you'd be like 11 o'clock and I'd hear something 1130 Here's something downstairs, class break or some. Come downstairs be 300 people downstairs. Having a party. Unknown 3:18 It was my guy. So that concept could happen. Yeah, you could build around that see Unknown 3:26 and it could be literally that kind of house where there's multiple bedrooms upstairs a whole bunch of party space downstairs like Unknown 3:31 you could have a mall fucking run. About a window like God dammit. Unknown 3:37 Yeah. Literally, literally half the murder rate. They may have gone on one side of the house and someone on the other side of the house completely oblivious to it. Just getting laid and eating mushrooms. Bringing your friend that's the horror movie we need to make with all of the cliche tropes of the individuals that die. You know what I mean? They all live and everybody else dies all the people you would think if you wrote Unknown 3:59 it out, they usually survive alone. Unknown 4:02 Like getting laid for it. She's losing her virginity you know, like you get to have like three or four tropes wrapped into one that's like surviving and making it through. Unknown 4:11 So you wouldn't be okay. So this is what you need. You need the black promiscuous chick to get fucking to be the survivor. Because it's always a big fall. There's always the black person die and it's the bulk of it. It's fucking that's dying, right? So you need to reiterate Unknown 4:28 that the black person always dies first. Usually, usually not long after the opening credit, right? So this is good. So we get the black girl that's promiscuous. Who's giving it to a guy that's losing his virginity. It's a dork and you would expect it back. You'd expect the dorky virgin to lose his life. After losing his virginity and Unknown 4:49 a horse will be the one that would have to die because he's the one that will be the winner. He will be the one that stops everything from happening. You know what I'm saying? So he will Unknown 4:59 that's that he's no no, no, no, no, the geeky virgin is going to be the guy that saves the day in the end. It's okay. Unknown 5:08 But he's awesome. No Is it Yeah, he's died after he loses her virginity. Isn't that the cliche Oh, Unknown 5:14 the one he was fucking with been the one that found them that the one that took advantage of him and took his virginity. Now we're Unknown 5:20 not talking about Forrest Gump. Unknown 5:21 We're not what I'm saying is the promiscuous motherfucker always dies. The fucking virgin. Yeah, it's not always died. Unknown 5:28 A virgin usually saves the day. Exactly. See, I don't even know how to write these tropes. That's the exact opposite. Kind of have you guys around for the writing of this. Unknown 5:38 Get this as a he's like hot cat dash throw it on me and you're ready to go. You feel bad for because it takes you up like Damn, he just got that ass like he finally got some good day day like, Damn, that's a fucked up. Way to go. Unknown 5:55 You know he wasn't keeping that busy. It was still he still got to the same high school. Unknown 6:04 High school kind of stuff typically like these people are typically in high school like I just seen scream in my head over and over again. Like a spoof to scream in a sense, but like I'm just thinking of scream and all the cliches that they talked about on there and like at being that I'm not a major horror movie fan like I'm like okay, I believe you scream like for what what screams talking I'm like alright, the opposite. Exactly. I will be well then it would have to be to make it opposite have to be all people right people in their 40s 50s 60s folks home you made of the old folks folks you got the gotten the Badlands realtor and Blanche Devereaux, you know you got a crazy as old man that's killing everybody or some or some some dude. Unknown 6:46 He's putting these pump air pockets in their mouth like IVs now you make it to the curb off their oxygen. Yeah. Yeah, he's likely to pile it in the stove and war reverted away. That's not a horror movie. That's just like anything everything that happens in a crooked nurse. What is that a nurse is actually residents they have no nasty war. Jesus shit. Oh. Unknown 7:14 I'm talking about nobody was like that's what's happening. But that's what they get. But I gotta say they're the ones that survive. They're the ones that survived but the problem is the STDs and the old folks communities is bright people. are getting STDs because they don't know how to talk anymore after a certain age. You always give a fuck if it burns when you pee. So always don't Unknown 7:39 say that these old hands like hey, you know what? I had this before. It'll be gone in like three days. That's not how it works. I'll just say oh, Unknown 7:46 and he told folks saying I'll be thinking like that. They're gonna be like, Yo, what the fuck is going on here? Does he come from Unknown 7:51 a different Does it still work? Unknown 7:54 Does it still work? That's the question. Well, that's the thing with the advent of Viagra, all these old folks is getting like Unknown 8:00 footballs of Viagra. Unknown 8:02 Go to the doctor after four hours then. Then your dick falls off. Oh, no, not like, that's the horror movie. That's the horror movie. These guys that are having an orgy are the only ones that survive at the old folks massacre. Like the cops show up and they're going through the rooms, right you get to the end. There's just blood bodies everywhere and they go into this lock room and there's like four or five people in their neck. Cut up in lines and Unknown 8:31 a fork out of Unknown 8:35 Viagra powder off of their noses like yeah, we've been snorting lines of Viagra and just fucking Braylon out ETHEL. What happened? I mean like Ethel, Bridgette are the only way. You know what I mean? Like he's like to fuck, Unknown 8:54 turn right. Hey, you got that plan b bits. Why? You shouldn't be working double a bit. Unknown 9:02 You're in all folks home you would hope that you could have regardless likes carefree sex without having to worry about getting pregnant, you would hope but you can't guarantee that should ever know. You can think you said Janet Jackson got pregnant Unknown 9:16 like as long as you're anything is possible. You might have mindfuck with some super super open at bits and pieces. Some lines I fall after the last Unknown 9:28 game on Hancock. Unknown 9:34 Oh, hey, cotton. Yeah, Unknown 9:36 you've heard it here. First folks. Bollinger Unknown 9:39 bands and any matter what a baby in the womb like Brady like Like imagine Unknown 9:43 if what Ric Flair lost his mind. It was an old folks home he'd be around whenever. I bet you probably helicopters as you know going to start with this deck I was given what I can do Unknown 10:09 better rolling on it. Unknown 10:14 Rolex, Rolex concrete. Unknown 10:20 He's got to have if he did, he's missing the mark. No doubt. Rolex wants to get involved into that Rolex Unknown 10:29 Rolex cock ring wearing. I mean, come on. Now you go to a Rolex store at a mall. There's an armed security guard in there. Unknown 10:36 People I got one oh we're not surprised to see this. Common everyday Unknown 10:49 look, I got different times I was on his base. Unknown 10:52 How many strokes per minute? Yep, Unknown 10:53 yeah, he's tracking my heart rate sounds like you want to put a Fitbit on your ship. That's what it is a Fitbit rolling Scottrade. Unknown 11:01 Hashtag patent pending. trademark. Unknown 11:05 He's got to make sure his heart is populated right. Me being distributed as she goes on. Hold on. Oh, we got to slow down slow it down. Got to take my time with this. Easy we go slow stroke. Unknown 11:18 We're not trying to break. Yes, no hit breaking. Unknown 11:22 Ric Flair by traveling ain't gonna do that. No, but if you get a hold of one of them young there's some young things trying to bring your head that should be like that are gonna bust like you know, he was both like a beaver. Pitcher beast stopped clean up. Did Unknown 11:52 you know that's a mess. But then Unknown 11:53 how do you go? Kill Ric Flair. What do you do after this thing on? Unknown 11:57 You know, there's no better way for Ric Flair to go out of Ric Flair went out and there was like a player died in a hotel in Florida while having an orgy Unknown 12:06 gone any other way. But that way he goes peacefully and asleep. I'm like damn, he wasn't doing something right. Right. You know, I mean, I expect Ric Flair to be fucking liquored up cocaine up late. Thank you. Cocaine, because that's Unknown 12:21 his assumption about Ric Flair that he just would drink do cocaine which may or maybe there was a lot of cocaine and Unknown 12:29 flair is still focused on it. So Unknown 12:32 you can't be that old network and hyper Exactly. People are looking at him going Unknown 12:38 like Damn, he still got stamina. Yeah, Unknown 12:41 I still got stamina and he's still doing like commercials every so often. He's the man Yeah. Okay, he still got his money. Hulk Hogan ship. Yeah, Ric Flair. I think we're smarter than Hogan was with his shit. Unknown 12:53 Oh, yeah. The wheeling dealing high profile and violence now Unknown 12:58 limousine ride home jet airplane. Players. Oh knows that. Wrestling in over 30 years, Unknown 13:06 with Hogan as she got some games on. Unknown 13:09 You think Brooke. COVID is hotter than a flares daughter. Professional wrestling. Okay. 100%. I don't know. I'm not particularly fond of either of them per se. But you know they can get they can get it. They can get it anyone want to actually hang out with them? Yeah, like she looks good. But that's it. That's as far as it goes. Unknown 13:38 You got to deal with the daddy, the personality. Unknown 13:41 I mean, it was good Gucci. Hogan. Unknown 13:45 Like that's the thing right? If you go in off of attractive daughters like okay, maybe you're leaning towards Hogan, but if you had to decide your in laws, do you want Ric Flair or do you want Hogan neither flair between the two of them. I'll go and Ric Flair Unknown 14:02 Hogan wants to control fucking we may work Slayer prior like when the mountains like Scarface had a cocaine just put his face in it. Unknown 14:19 More of your assumptions Unknown 14:22 I'm telling you he's like, let's get to how to you Unknown 14:26 know coke addict has ever been. Unknown 14:30 He's probably got bitches lined up a million dollar but you gotta call me we got bitches. She's going man. Yeah, it's Unknown 14:36 Ric Flair, that kind of guy. Your son in law and he takes you to Vegas get you a stripper and a hooker. Unknown 14:44 Daughter take care of her. Unknown 14:45 Yeah. Unknown 14:48 Could be who knows man. Unknown 14:49 Beat that by the fibers as Unknown 14:58 well, Lord plow with that said I think we're gonna have to bring this episode of the mesa fringe show to a close. We'd like to thank you for listening. We'd like to encourage you to be kind to people that look like you as well as be kind to people that don't look like you. Don't be a dick. Unknown 15:18 Go a little bit by little bits ladies and gentlemen. Keep moving forward best in your mental wealth and protect your energy. Unknown 15:24 Absolutely. Don't forget keep grinding machines trying to get done. That's how it gets done. Very much made you We believe in you be safe. Have a great week. We outta here. Peace. Transcribed by https://otter.ai