Unknown 0:07 Ladies and Gentlemen. Once again it is The Mason and Friends show featuring the Black Hand of Mike aka el transporte as well as that dude called JU aka eL ju Marino hi girls me I’m Mason Welcome to the Mason and friends show Unknown 0:37 was what's what's good out there today. Unknown 0:41 living it up. Big time. Unknown 0:46 I hear that joy, man. I hate it. It's like It's like Sue Linda savage. Unknown 0:52 That's what we're always trying to do here sue our own savage peace. Unknown 0:57 Okay, wherever you just had a sigh over there Jr. That was the cipher text on your phone. Unknown 1:06 You got on download? Commandos done I'm about to pull five on someone. I don't have a fucking clue what they got going on. I'm here today you know you're gonna when I was perceiving yards most passing yards how what's this motherfucker going to do? So you're that motherfucker gonna do Unknown 1:20 you're betting on something and you don't even know what you're betting on. All I Want Unknown 1:22 to bet on it's just named win the game but I don't have that option. I got half halftime spread. First time spread. It was Jay burrows and fucking behind for over 300 Fucking 800 yards with seven Kutztown shit so I'm like Nah, bro, I want to win and fucking lose. What the fuck? I'm gonna give you five and I went back said Go Go look go Unknown 1:43 with Ben Affleck during the wingbacks Unknown 1:47 rd put 10 in fucking fandel. Unknown 1:51 Don't they have the one where if you bet five on a team you went to 50 or that's I guess your first time you're Unknown 1:57 going you gotta You gotta listen to the You gotta listen to the sub ship and little subtitles that they read on you but you can wait and say you put in five and you went to 250 is not 250 of your cash as 250 bandel credits, so you bet that money again but you cannot take that money out Unknown 2:17 with the fox appointed fucking well you gotta come on in and get money we'll Unknown 2:22 get you in I was listening to that shit on my man and he's muffled commercials and muffled the commercials they go into fucking themselves because all you're getting is is is the credit you're not eating cash out. Unknown 2:36 Well, you're just you're not paying attention. Gotta pay attention. Unknown 2:39 Exactly, exactly. So man before you place your bets know what the fuck to do with you. Because it could be a scooter incident again, all over the scooter Unknown 2:49 and nothing never came. You got ripped off. Oh, that's good. I mentioned California Unknown 2:59 Sarah Menendez or whatever they're seeing you don't be over here send me man. I went to 50 but now I got to bet on something else I'm bound to lose. Unknown 3:13 The XA Wallah. we cash out on the weekend the only let me cash out the money I actually put in Unknown 3:18 the real question is how long is it? How many times do you have to do something before you do own that 250 and cash it out? Unknown 3:26 Yes Unknown 3:27 250 times. Unknown 3:31 Yeah, assuming easy it can give us over the king of assumption assumption right Unknown 3:37 there. Yeah. Oh, Unknown 3:39 man, these motherfuckers man. Unknown 3:41 So how much money have you put in so far? Unknown 3:47 He's got 10 on that motherfucker. Unknown 3:49 Man. I don't know what to have. Who's got who's home team? Right so it's there but there's this guy. We can't see him. So we are we are Unknown 4:01 not that much, man. I just spent trying not to blow my money on Damn. Unknown 4:05 It sucks man. Unknown 4:06 That's me though. Unknown 4:07 I just want 26 bucks. So I'm still I'm still not got 10 in here. I'm still not 16 And I used my points on the ROFO eight piece. So Unknown 4:20 you know so when are you gambling on Royal farms? Unknown 4:23 This is a solid day's all been about Unknown 4:26 is gambling and you know, I might have to go back on the way home which is out of my way. Unknown 4:33 I was gonna say God damn, fucking something right there. Unknown 4:38 It's good, man. It's definitely a joint up there. Dude. It's good. Like royal Farms is motherfucking good. So I go do Opal sometimes. Like I left the podcast a few weeks back when wouldn't we? When you weren't here and drove to Royal farms and then went on it. I have done it. I will probably do it again. Unknown 4:56 Man, they're not giving much options. That's all of them. Unknown 5:01 See it but no shit man. Like I'm I'm a bet on this Super Bowl in Omaha. Let my homie see like this was squares all and that's about it but that's only like $20 I think Unknown 5:14 the gambling shit man ain't for me. I did it out of Vegas. Time. 1716 bangles. That the bet you take on that brand. Unknown 5:23 What will you win? If you put fire I don't know. Unknown 5:25 That says plus 20,000 so I don't know what that means. I guess Unknown 5:29 my cheese if that came up and he went is 20 grand Dawg if you went 20 grand let me get a couple G's if we mourn and it'd be Unknown 5:35 if that's plus 20,000 I mean, that's that's times whatever I put down 100 grand I would get 100 100 FanDuel credits. I'm going up the fan don't blink bro. I need I need at least that's $100 just give him a fucking money right now though. Mr. Chris fandel. Give them a fucking money. I don't have that name, but whatever. Unknown 5:54 You need to read the fine print before you finalize your bet. Unknown 5:58 All right. Well, I'm blogging in finalize browser videos and fine print to come across my finger and you're Unknown 6:03 doing this now because we're literally in the final 15 minutes 10 minutes of the game so he's got to get himself set up for his game Unknown 6:13 but have a good establish. Unknown 6:14 That look I look. This is some live shit. Right now because fucking say he does when they should try to cash out they say you have X amount and disband or credits equal be a bad motherfucker. Unknown 6:25 Oh, here we go. They're not married. Either go get them put if they give them points out with money or whatever they don't I don't know, ma'am placement. It's blinking. Unknown 6:39 Yeah, yep. Yep. It's your first time he's Unknown 6:43 ever thought our wages building that was $20,000 I'm gonna win 1000 Total Pat $1,000 $1,005. Done. That's total pay Unknown 6:55 $5 in 4005 back yeah. All right now that's kind of awesome. Good luck to you. I hope you got as you go on. And bent the exact opposite bet. What happens then one of us would have to win some. Unknown 7:18 Allah Allah river had a Unknown 7:20 lot that noise man our luck we would bet he'd bet 1617 I bet 1716 And the game would be like 26 to 13 or something. Yeah, yeah. It'd be all out of whack. So it has to hit that exactly. That's it 1716 For you to win. It's 19 to 20 You're gonna lose. Unknown 7:41 Yeah, it could even be 1716 chiefs, and I don't win I don't win that bet. Right. Sure. But now, I still got five. I'm still sitting here like is it you think it's Unknown 7:54 gonna be high score game? Yeah. Bangles achieves? Yeah, Unknown 7:57 I think it's gonna be like 37 to 43 so I'm so gonna be 3942 That's final score bangles. I don't know, over time. Unknown 8:08 I don't see it going. Unknown 8:11 Beyond paying attention. Paying attention. I'll be picking up on stuff y'all wait next week. We'll recent him Santos 3942 bangles called Bill bills do so you know. Plus, I am acknowledging that the smart money is on the chiefs. Unknown 8:31 Yeah, yeah, I just heard Vegas read on it was gonna be fucking ridiculous, right? Unknown 8:37 If you bet on the Bengals on anything, you should be winning big bucks. Zod should be heavily against you. Unknown 8:48 First, look at the spread here raise. Unknown 8:51 Jesus a bad motherfuckers man. Straight up and down. Just they're just bad. as fuck. Unknown 9:00 Ship of negative seven in sending or Unknown 9:04 receiving spectrum of wind my touch not as much closer than I would think to come on. Unknown 9:17 Either way, it's actually better to see fucking these teams up and ending the usual shit now because it was Brady. All you hear is Brady this Brady that is actually good to hear about that. Right? Unknown 9:28 Well, I'm ready to not hear about Brady forever. Like I think he's that's also true too. He's a great quarterback but I'll be happy to have not playing in the league anymore because I don't want to hear about him anymore. I'm tired of people talking about him. Unknown 9:40 Because I don't think it was crazy with Brady's I don't think like you Okay, so Michael Jordan, you know, greatest basketball player of all time. You never heard as much shit as you do. Great. You know, I'm saying like, Brady, hearing him is becoming a headache. Jordan. Jordan. He will talk about Jordan still to this day and it's not Unknown 10:06 I don't know man. All of it's kind of a pain in the ass. Like, I like sports, but I think they get too much too much attention in this country. And worldwide, quite frankly. I think it's all a little bit. That's a little bit much. Unknown 10:19 The only sport that really gets that worldwide attention to soccer except over here. Unknown 10:24 Yeah, but we give we give so much like so much like every sport gets so much tension that's like over the top five or six sports, like their major deals. You know what I mean? Like no Unknown 10:37 matter Yes, because everybody lives or people not everybody but people live vicariously through the athletes it takes them to a place to where they ain't got to worry about the world is looking at the game. See, what are you buying have a good feel about? That's like an argument that people don't get that butthurt Unknown 10:56 that's that's like my thing that I've been thinking about a lot lately. You know, like, I don't think that it should take. I don't think it should be so important to people but I think there's also something to be learned from the way that it works in regard to politics, right? Like, in politics, people are like, Oh, my team lost or my team won, and I'm fucking mad or I'm, uh, I'm happy about it. And they don't want to vote for anyone that's not either going to be the winner or the clear loser that should have or could have also won. So they don't want to vote for a second or a third or fifth party or whatever. And my whole point is, like, win the Redskins don't win the Super Bowl this year. Like, I'm not gonna be like mad at whoever did win it. Like the way that people are. mad at the opposite political party. Yeah, you know what I mean? And I'd like to see us have Unknown 11:47 what they need is celebrity deathmatch button Congress in this fuck get a Ranga octagon put them off huggles in it. Are you ready? Are you ready? Unknown 11:56 Let's go. Think of how that would change voting though. We'd be like, Alright, who's our local best fighter? Let's vote. Unknown 12:03 That's like putting somebody like go just get Kimbo when they're real quick recipes, Kimbo. But let's get Kimble in there to knock somebody out and we're less backyard brawl. Unknown 12:13 If we had backyard brawls to determine political sway, and everybody just brought their guy and they went out there and knuckled up and threw down. that would that would not be good for us as a society. It would be entertaining, Unknown 12:30 entertaining, but not to detain. I you know, Unknown 12:35 that's it. That's it. That's the easy bit right there. Patrick Mahone, Stafford and Burro all combined for nine plus touchdowns. That's got to be easy. Unknown 12:44 Yeah, yeah. You're gonna lose so much. You're gonna be out 78 bucks. Next week Unknown 12:50 I put on my guy and I'm only gonna win eight bucks on that. There I'll put five on that I'd win 13 I need them Unknown 12:59 I need a small amount of cream Unknown 13:03 and I'm going that's you know that's why we when we go when we go to two goddamn the track. Do we ever been on the fucking three to one horses? No. The 32 ones the 21 that's the ones where we get the Unknown 13:14 money. We bet on the fucking Luanda Angola because we Unknown 13:18 know we go campaign if they do it well, right. Unknown 13:20 And that's the bet you should be looking for. I'm looking for the one that's like but that's the massive Unknown 13:26 that's that's counting that's the bet that's guessing the point again Unknown 13:32 let me look into this guy man fan, but we'll see what the fuck we talking about. Unknown 13:35 Y'all needed like one at a time and like let the Jew finish with his bets before you start getting in there trying to figure it out. Unknown 13:42 Here's another one. Be sure Unknown 13:45 to first touchdown. and score the first in a second. And to score the second touchdown up 10,000 Yeah up 10,000 So that that would be 50,000 Unknown 14:01 This man is really concentrated as shit yeah like he does Rain Man Are Unknown 14:05 we putting this five on that? I'm putting five on Patrick 300 passing yards. I'm alive and Pringle 300 Potter receiving yards. I'm praying threenager MacKinnon 700 Plus rushing yards Unknown 14:19 plus 100 plus 100 plus Unknown 14:22 I'm away and 500 on that I'm about to win extra 500 1080 $1,000 in 15 days. 50. So bam, put your head to green. I gotta remember what I've been on. I guess I've taken value and Unknown 14:35 you ought to be kept track of like I want to start an app. Let's start an app call it the forgetful bookie. You don't remember and come on there. We're not going to give you your money if you don't come on there and prompt us to love it. Unknown 15:02 Check my money, sir. The 2 million Unknown 15:07 that's a beautiful Ferraris. That's 200 it's 2.2 5 million for 67 Ferrari 275 GTR four. Unknown 15:20 Classic mouse. Unknown 15:23 Above look at like bubbles, glass bubbles in front of the headlight right there right? Yeah, man. That's sexiest aerodynamic. Damn, that's sexy. Unknown 15:32 That man would you just look at it. That's the car. The 240 Z's are based on they saw that. Unknown 15:41 Whoops they got shown these cars now. Mother fucker. Unknown 15:45 I still take Sundays off. The winner. I still take an old one over a lot of these new cars about to buy Unknown 15:53 built the last like really literally build to last. They got character with them like those old school cars man they talk to a different way you know I mean the best car choose you like Christine Unknown 16:09 hopefully not but yeah, I know. What you mean. Unknown 16:12 You don't want to but you don't want to talk about his cars choose Unknown 16:19 their wonderful thing and old cars. Unknown 16:22 They call you man they call your spirit like your spirit animal. It's called most happily. Boy Elon Musk game making trucks he said he'd rather make robots trucks now. Unknown 16:38 But I think he's gonna still make some trucks. But he's definitely like wanting to do a bunch of shit with robots, Unknown 16:43 which is neither one with the chip. Unknown 16:47 I think he's trying to do a chip manufacturing plant and they were made in America as well. I'm not sure the Unknown 16:51 chip in your head and shit doing like Black Mirror shots. Unknown 16:55 He is the one that's neuro link is what he calls it. That's what they were they going to put like an electrode or something on a certain spot in your brain and it's going to be able to stimulate you and having something going on. I don't know. Unknown 17:08 Bass that shit we was talking about Berlin was like yo we get a neuro link and a Jew and here's the button where I was nuts all time is random Unknown 17:21 I mean, yeah, dude. It's bound to happen. Unknown 17:27 In the house where he's gonna be like Chris Rock was the President's laid upon the fucking slow jazz playing with his eyes on the back of his head David Unknown 17:36 organized him to death to death Unknown 17:43 somebody's going he's Unknown 17:45 gonna be like Chris Tucker with the needle in his arm and did that president's Unknown 17:48 yep fucking lab again dilution Unknown 17:52 he won't deep lavender candles when he's got an internal chip that he presses a button Rob going Unknown 17:57 it's all it's all about the fucking the style that he needs to have it set up it can be dark and slow jazz plan and put in soft jazz I'm sorry, not slow jazz, soft jazz and labyrinth. He might even have a foot bath. Right? He'll have his feet soak in his chin. Unknown 18:16 That's a lot man. That's elaborate. If you get the lavender candle going, you get your feet in the foot bath. The fucking guts stick out because you're hitting the button and getting the automatic Come on. She got to be have your pants open. So you're not just coming off. Unknown 18:32 Really relaxed, right? That's that's a relaxing situation. Unknown 18:36 But that's like, like, I swear they've done this before. And like people that have the button they could press to have an orgasm, like burn themselves out on it real quick. Like he could be running around like a hot spot and is he gonna have he gonna be gonna become a dust a day. Gonna be nothing less as we straight up, just splatters Unknown 18:59 I don't know what this means. But this was like my big hair query from I don't know what it was. I mean, Unknown 19:03 my dad can't wait and I didn't run that and this is only doing that Unknown 19:17 alright, trying to make some money Unknown 19:21 so it's three o'clock games starting. The junior unit has now made a 60 he's now made this game super fucking interesting because when the score goes over 17 to 16 He's gonna lose. Unknown 19:33 A bet again probably got to be able to Unknown 19:36 go away but you need to put a cap on yourself. Unknown 0:06 He's the million dollar man he's paying over $30,000 in taxes to fuck is he worried Unknown 0:11 bedbox ain't nothing right now Unknown 0:13 exactly he's mad I Unknown 0:14 just made it when he said that's my limit 20 I made 26th last days that's my limit can be no more than 20 So I actually make six bucks either way look at either way Unknown 0:28 is that if you lose 20 All you have a seat it make us bucks you just retained that same Unknown 0:35 not to him. Unknown 0:35 That's a pocket money. Money was six bucks actions that was a benefit. Unknown 0:40 It's about the action for this guy. He needs the action. Unknown 0:43 That's what it is. He said live he the switch from the rain. Man. Now you're going to the Tom Cruise. Unknown 0:53 14 benefits go Unknown 0:55 and you find an action. Unknown 0:58 Man don't pay the man. Pay the man. I've been begging for 14 Get my goddamn money from his ass Chris man he's ready to look up to you if I can try to write it down and figure that one out that was gonna have to check it gonna say no money. Unknown 1:36 So if you already bet then I'm in Unknown 1:37 the game. I got five on 1716 cents. And I got five. Unknown 1:45 There it is. You don't want to hit he doesn't want to hit anything 18 He doesn't want to hit him he took my queen re I've got a 10 I needed that. I can't take your sir please on my own. Because last hold on here. Hold on here for a second double down that's it. That's how you're gonna go. yourself Unknown 2:28 lots of goodness sakes if you spend that 10 He's gonna spend the six. You spend it all Unknown 2:35 you know he is Unknown 2:37 he's gonna spend it all and eat it all fucked up. Unknown 2:41 This music has to be playing in his head all day. Unknown 2:47 If he goes on to start, you know it's a big deal. Unknown 2:51 I'm getting dressed up nicely. Unknown 2:55 Ben lucky scarf Unknown 3:02 put your lucky scarf on for your bedding. Unknown 3:07 I gotta find something you got to buy so I'm gonna call Unknown 3:14 the house still clean Unknown 3:16 fairly clean. The pharmacist isn't around so I don't know if it's gonna last but thanks. Thanks. There's reasonable at the moment. You'll see the closer where Unknown 3:29 we're good, right a little bit over here. But that's good. I wish it were longer. Yeah, the Unknown 3:35 chairs covered up. You know how it is? Yeah, buddy. Here we go. Big big time baton day. Jr. Bet you Unknown 3:47 could probably still bet on this game. I mean, you I mean, you probably can't bet throughout the Unknown 3:51 whole fucking game as long as the game is going on. You bet. Unknown 3:55 That doesn't seem right to me, but okay. I don't use these things. I don't know. I would imagine I guess with the digital thing online. They could do whatever. Like, yeah, we'll take you whenever. Give us your money. We'll let you bet on some. Go ahead dummy. bended up. Big time. Unknown 4:12 Because they don't get that break. The house always wins. Unknown 4:15 Exactly. That's exactly my point. They don't care. They like out for a date. Yeah, you want to bet five minutes into the game? They'll probably you want to bet 20 minutes into the game. No prob Do you think we still gonna beat you on the average? Unknown 4:28 Oh, yeah. They go fucking judge it up for you begging all Unknown 4:33 shit. That's the thing, right? The day that that you unit wins big money button. How much has he lost until the point where he won that big money? Unknown 4:42 Well, that's that's a good question. Unknown 4:45 You know what I mean? Like if he went to 1000 bucks tomorrow, like tonight through students batting 1000 Unknown 4:51 How many times have you bet some to get to that? 1000 How much have you lost? Just Unknown 4:55 how many? How many $5 bets have gone down to two before that $5 bet that turned into a G turn into a G would that be number one? What was my real point is you're not going to win. You're not going to win anything. You probably win some and they're gonna get you hooked. They can get their hooks in you. You're gonna be better I'm gonna get back man. That's what's gonna do. Man I bet on is Jake Paul back and then you're gonna be like this bullshit as you know, fucking the minor league baseball game I'm watching. I'm betting on the year to be betting on like, girls beach volleyball games. You're gonna be like, come on. Now Serena. Unknown 5:29 I don't think they have that. But maybe I bet Unknown 5:30 they do. That's my point. Unknown 5:32 Then you can hook on everything. Unknown 5:35 They're gonna get their hooks in him. And he's gonna be done. You can Unknown 5:38 bet on absolutely everything. There is under the sun. No matter what it is like, like sports wise, you can bet on it. No doubt. There's a spread on like, what was that shit? I just told you I fucking saw the other day on TV like that fucking ball. I can't remember like tennis. And fucking ping pong. I can't remember. Fucking goddamn shouldn't have a sport that I just found out what it was. Unknown 6:04 Yeah, pickleball Unknown 6:06 pickleball I bet you got a spread on Pickleball Right. Unknown 6:09 Right. You can bet on anything dude. Yeah, you can bet on anything and that's the problem is man you've you've allowed them in. That's like now I have to be on a bottle fucking Unknown 6:19 what the eating contest how many fucking hot dogs is mobile shutdowns? Unknown 6:25 Exactly how many Nathan's hot dogs is that guy gonna eat today 37 over and under. Over. He's gone over 37 You Unknown 6:32 could definitely throw it out. Unknown 6:36 I don't know, man. I bet you there's some betting you could do on it whenever there is. Unknown 6:39 There's price competition. I'm quite sure it Unknown 6:42 absolutely did depend on everything dog depend on everything. They're betting on how it's going to be over. unders are going to be 12 minutes on the Super Bowl halftime performance from the second it starts shooting I Unknown 6:54 guarantee there's a spread right now how long he Davis is gonna be Kincaid, Unknown 6:59 right. There's a there's a bet you can bet is Kim Davis is Pete Davidson gonna be fucking Kim in six months, three months like what's the over under over under three? months? Unknown 7:12 It was the overall winner for Kim K and Brian Davidson Unknown 7:14 right Well Kim K and B Davis is still be fucking come spring or is he gonna be fucking Miley. But Unknown 7:19 now my question is this tiny lizard cross street. Does he stand in front of his like bay window but neck and looking at him? Hey, I'm still here. Unknown 7:30 Dude, I would be hitting it. Looking across the fucking way at the house. And you're out on the balcony. Like come on cameras going on the balcony and fucking front of Kanye. Unknown 7:39 I don't have the music players just sitting here. Absolutely what is out? Unknown 7:45 Oh no doubt I will be rocking some serious fucking 808 Some heartbreak. The heartbreak Unknown 7:52 like a Winter Olympics Unknown 7:59 you're not gonna bet on the love winter Olympics. Unknown 8:02 I didn't see pickleball though, but I saw like golf and soccer and tennis and everything. They should they should have like racquetball. racquetball, they're gonna have it all that betting but I mean, like on TV and shit like that. Like, Unknown 8:19 I thought they did. Unknown 8:20 I don't know about racquetball. That's like the shit inside with the fucking in the long run. Know Unknown 8:25 what that is? I've never seen this would Unknown 8:27 be what I played when I'd be fun camp out on the deck. front of the house. At the base up I'll be like, oh, what okay. Like yeah, I love this album. Unknown 8:41 For Harry came up awesome sugar Unknown 8:47 cam show me pictures of the kids. All I can show it was picked up by Steve it was brand new report God V Davidson Hudson I'm one of those pictures after after I skated on the kick report covers his report card. Sorry about the ski club right that I can't make me skied on a report card on accident. Unknown 9:23 Bash is crazy. I mean, I get it you know to to breed you Unknown 9:27 you I mean, that's a little bit weird man. Unknown 9:31 Currently got a lot of issues, man. Yeah, he got a lot of she got to work out but he's also a fan of using the media to his advantage to promote like Kanye is masterful and I got to give credit Unknown 9:46 to him this morning. Unknown 9:48 Batman is masterful at fucking using the media for his fucking advantage. Unknown 9:55 Kind is definitely a master of using the media. But I don't know if he's a master of fucking with Kim. Because I think that the problem is the Pete Davidson's gonna do like Pete Davidson does right. He's gonna keep fucking Kim for a little while but then he's gonna be out. Right? Yeah, and Kevin's gonna blame. Yay. Even though really, Pete Davidson would have been out anyway. You know what I'm saying? He's Unknown 10:20 gonna kind of he's gonna bring over a fruit basket and be like, are you okay? That's Unknown 10:25 not that's not gonna happen there. Starbucks. I don't know. Maybe Maybe that would happen. Then. easy's Yeah, he's gonna come over and like explain how take Unknown 10:35 you to the fucking biggest fascist show in Italy. That Unknown 10:39 I'm so sorry. Can I take you to Milan for a big fashion show? But I don't know, dude. Yay. Definitely not on the ball with moving in across the street. Unknown 10:53 Now I got to take back what I said Thursday, last week's episode because I think we said that this new Kanye is gonna be the one who's waiting on but now it's just down to two which I don't think it's gonna be the same as the first way. Why is it called Donna to? Yeah, yes, Donna to this. I'm like was just another. I think it's gonna be remixed. Now, I don't know. I'm not in this camp. But I don't think it's down we was talking about this coming because he's got to have that bucket where he just like you know what, enough stuff Pete Davidson hawks around and marries Kim. I think we'll get that out. I think we'll get that out. Unknown 11:37 I don't know dude. I don't know. I don't think that's enough for gay at this point. Like, I don't think he loves gay so much that he can't be heartbroken enough to record the heartbreak that we want. Unknown 11:52 If if one of the kids called Pete Davidson. That'll take it over the edge right Unknown 11:58 now. Now what if? What if Pete Davidson Kim Kardashian porno tape comes out? You think that Bob Marley that wouldn't bother Unknown 12:07 me because Kim Henry J. Ray J he gave me the song first. You don't say Unknown 12:13 what a Pete Davis is big, even bigger than raging. He's dead. And he's out there just like slander, just destroying it. And she's like, I love you. I love you. And he's just like, yeah, baby. Yeah. You know what I mean? And and you can see in the background Yeah, he's new house. You know what I mean? Like he's doing it to her on the deck. And like, you can see a Unknown 12:37 word of God. He's looking at a zoom and Unknown 12:39 he's like, he's like mowing the lawn. And she's like, getting it. I mean, he's out there mowing the lawn. Pete Davidson is wrecking it Unknown 12:49 out they get the I don't think I would really bother him. There's somebody else wrecking fucking his fit. I don't think it's bothered him. I think it was bother him for putting this insane. Mom said I gotta call this fucking bug I do dad did he wouldn't drop some shit. Well, that's, Unknown 13:05 that's gonna make anybody crazy. Like you call someone that's not your dad. Dad. That's not cool. That's not gonna be cool. Unknown 13:13 But I see that that that will be the tipping point for Khan gate to drop that fire that we think he's going half. Unknown 13:20 So God has started that is Unknown 13:25 now like, because what happened Unknown 13:28 with the junior unit? Was not far nylon dialogue. Unknown 13:31 It's just as bad. It's just as bad for Pete Davidson. Like Pete Davidson coming in and doing a kinase X is way just as on level with what did you had happened to him? Unknown 13:44 It might happen to me. Unknown 13:47 Yeah, but yeah, he's already had that fire. Just from wanting to be a great rapper. He's not gonna get that fire back. Just because somebody fucked his girl on camera or whatever. He's been there he married her after she was fucking somebody on camera. Unknown 14:05 Yeah, no shit. That was a thing and had four kids by Unknown 14:09 now he doesn't care. He doesn't give a fuck about that. I think it might really just be as simple as he wants to be able to have like, the kids come over. Like, look, when when Pete's tearing you up on the balcony. Can you at least send the kids over? So they don't have to listen to her scream. I love that big Pete Davidson. Did you know what I'm saying? Can be like, Hey, give me that defeat. Oh my god. You know, and oh god motherfucker. The kids are like, new bug I daddy's been fucking fucking him hard real heart Unknown 14:44 you see them all fucking the dark cuz he's pale is shit and you come around the corner you see this bug? Bitches sprout a corner like eating cereal like may fail as bucking mass Unknown 14:57 whatever man he's doing something right when as weird as Unknown 15:04 printed I guess? Unknown 15:06 I guess I mean, if you're into what else he fucking does. I Unknown 15:08 mean, fucking he's not a comedian to me. Is he a comedian? Unknown 15:13 I don't think he's a stand up. Unknown 15:15 What the fuck does he do? Unknown 15:16 I think he just does SNL I don't really know what he does. Oh, he's Unknown 15:20 one of them. Okay, yeah, he's Unknown 15:21 on SNL. Unknown 15:25 Diggs I know who he was. I think I've seen him do like a roast one time somebody. Unknown 15:31 Yeah, I don't know. I haven't really seen him do much of anything other than like, date women that are on various levels attractive. Like, I think that he went out with I think Ariana Grande, who I think she's really hot. He went out with voices just annoying to me. Yeah. But I mean, I think she's super high. He went out with Kate Beckinsale. She's super fucking hot. So I mean, I'm, I'm like, hey, that's cool. Well, good on you. Like I would have done that too. If I could have but I don't think like I wouldn't date Kim Kardashian. Like she's not she's not I can date Unknown 16:05 Kim Kardashian. Although I to me, I wouldn't. I definitely wouldn't know why for her. Oh Unknown 16:11 well, here's the thing. I say I wouldn't date her on the general like I wouldn't be pursuing her. You know what I mean? But I got to also say if I'm if I'm hanging out somewhere, and Kim Kardashian stalk me and I'm enjoying her company. I'm not necessarily going to be like, I'm not gonna go out with you because you're Kim Kardashian. You know what I mean? Like she just wouldn't be one that like, I wouldn't show up in a party and Emma Watson's having drinks at the bar and Kim Kardashian is at the other side, and I'm going to Emma Watson. I'm going to talk to her. You know, I'm saying I'm not talking to Kim Kardashian. But if after, but you know, if If Emma Watson shoots me down, I'm hanging out at the bar and Kim Kardashian rolls by and we're talking and I'm enjoying your company. Like I'm not gonna be like, Nah, bitch, your Kim Kardashian. I can't go out with you. Like raging and Kanye. Pete Davidson ruined it. I can't I can't go there. I wouldn't I wouldn't play or like that. Unknown 16:59 They're a basketball player in there to somewhere Yeah. Chris Unknown 17:02 Humphries. One hour. That's right. That's right. Yeah, man a lot of dudes would I would add check. But that's just like JLo but that's the way women work, man. This is I mean, a lot of chicks went out with dudes a lot of our chicks like, Unknown 17:14 speaking of which I've watched Janet Jackson. Biography. Unknown 17:21 Did you like did you like it? Did she turn you on boy? Are you more into Unknown 17:28 them just the same as it was beforehand, but it's more so like, and I've said this before Jermaine Dupri was a dumb as fuck he was he dated her. Yes, she was she was on his journey. She was talking about how because Jermaine Dupri was the only dude out of the things that she hated was like, perfect for in her mind. She's like you I would have had as many babies as he wanted out have done all this shit. I'm like, wait a minute. Jermaine Dupri had you like that. And this Masaka turned around and cheated on genatech How do you cheat on Janet Jackson that makes no fucking sings? None. Unknown 18:04 I think there's a volume factor there. You know what I mean? Like he said Unknown 18:08 he drained a preset look, you know, you think Janet Jackson. Women find you attractive, more attractive? Because you're named Janet Jackson. I'm like a motherfucker. You had the baddest woman on the plane. Janet Jackson. Unknown 18:23 I mean, that's bad as shit to you. But like Jermaine Dupri is out there like been fucking bad. Janet Jackson for a while, as some other bad bits comes up and wants to like suck on his balls like he's, he might just let her do it. You know what I mean? Like it's it's everyone's in their own world, right? Like Unknown 18:44 when I when I seen the whole join man, like the whole, the whole documentary was good. You know, really was it wasn't nothing that I didn't know already. But I mean, it was a good Unknown 18:55 one. Like, I feel like I would like not want to be believing that I would just cheat on Janet Jackson. But if I was, like, heavily involved with her for a long time, and somebody else comes along, I mean, as a as that kind of person that's out in the streets all the time, like performing and going around, like as a Jermaine Dupri would have been, like, I could see the amount of volume of pussy being thrown at them. And it's like, how do you turn down? Pussy all day long everywhere you go if that's what's happening if women are Morini because you're fucking Janet Jackson. So they're like, Oh, something must be going on. That's good. Because you're banging Janet Jackson. So then you're out somewhere and some chicks throwing herself at you? Because she's throwing herself at you. I mean, it's hard to turn down Posey when they're throwing itself at you. Regardless of how good or bad it looks. Just because that's like, that's like an ego boost where you're like, Oh, snap, look, man. I get just this chick was texting me and she's just coming at it. Like, wow, what the hell? Maybe I should throw it Unknown 19:57 like so. So we've been on this screen kick. I don't even know how we got on. We started watching the screams and fucking number four has this sheriff in there that fucking help and do we have and is it just all over do his nuts but he's doing good now fucking with the bitch. I'm like, Man, she's making a little lemon squares. You shouldn't like go and do that. Fucking bitch. What do we fucks with? Courtney Cox. Oh. Is it Courtney? Courtney Cox. She's Unknown 20:28 fucking with on that movie. Unknown 20:30 Was she the reporter chick? Unknown 20:32 I think so. Unknown 20:34 The year that's who he ended up marrying in the mall fucking movie. Unknown 20:37 He married her in real life. But then they get divorced to baby really? Pretty sure Unknown 20:42 that was Oh shit. I didn't know that. Unknown 20:48 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he married her in real life. That's funny. The Jews been making bets and looking at his thing for like the entirety of the game. I were 20 minutes into this game, but he hasn't Unknown 21:00 made since we started out and he did the two best. Unknown 21:03 Just staring at his phone. He hasn't said anything in the last 10 minutes. In the mike Mason show for the last 10 to 15 minutes. Is all you're doing is sitting there staring at you back right there. Already 70 Unknown 21:16 Without already Unknown 21:18 plugged in but she pulled out. So you died over Unknown 21:21 there. You know how like I said, The iPad has never been fully charged. The entire time we'll be doing this. Like we need to when we text you if like the day before, like Yeah, cuz they're made for one o'clock to plug in your iPad now. So maybe the last throughout the entirety of the show. Unknown 21:40 I believe it just got even fucking jarred. He used the fucking today. Unknown 21:45 I mean, I'm screaming right? It's never used. It's never been fully charged. She's only plugged it in and like 20% Unknown 21:51 like exactly so how the hell does it die? If you don't want to be used all you got to do is plug it up once Unknown 21:57 just leave it somewhere plugged in. Unknown 22:01 Yeah, that to cut off you got Unknown 22:03 options. Again, he's laughing like he's never thought of that. No he's still on his phone. Unknown 22:12 Turn it off. But somehow it keeps getting fucking turned back home like your phone or the iPad. Because I don't know he's porn. But my real my. Unknown 22:23 Yeah, of course you do. Everybody uses their iPads. Unknown 22:25 Yeah. Oh, no, no. That's what Mecklenburgh that battery but the boy be sneaking the boy be grabbing it Planeswalkers games and shit. Maybe looking at porn again to Unknown 22:39 every time he uses the Safari on it, it just comes out of boredom. Unknown 22:44 Does I do got like a lot of notifications on some of these dumbass games are on it on that thing? I'm like okay that wasn't there before so Unknown 22:54 go check your history to see what the boy but fuck What are your family? Unknown 22:57 He's now you don't really he just started doing I should do de Unknown 23:02 cradley You need to check your history because man these kids is smart when it comes to the Unknown 23:07 show. Again on AI and T where he's just been playing like I said he'd been playing that quiet class, my summers Unknown 23:15 fucking iPads and iPhones fucking when he was young. Go like, fucking seven, eight. He was hacking into these motherfuckers Unknown 23:24 Yeah, well that's just not gonna happen man that she's not gonna keep track of that shit. Unknown 23:30 I know he's gonna have one Russians call him again. He probably brought Jr might have sent them a mail order bride he don't know supposed to show up at the house one day you are my man Jew Unknown 23:44 hopefully. We had resin check over here. I'd be cool man. Unknown 23:50 We got to put our own Oh, you damn right Unknown 23:54 now know what the fuck happened? God damn boy in order man. Goddamn for I don't know what I'm supposed to do now. Unknown 23:59 Right Yeah, man. I got this man O'Brien here to house man. Everything all got me all fucked up. Unknown 24:05 She said I gotta get her papers and shit. I don't know what the fuck that means. First off on the board. Yeah, man. All the oldest. He's anything. Unknown 24:13 Yeah, yeah, he can marry her. Perfect problem solved. Unknown 24:18 Here you go ahead in the recipe Unknown 24:19 for a boy man I didn't jump in here first of all or smile. Out of the way. She's way Hi Unknown 24:28 through to go some other mafia. Unknown 24:30 Right? They get him over here without needing to mail them off. The real Russian mafia don't need to fucking do mail order brides. Unknown 24:44 They just pitching mime on it. Unknown 24:46 They just could talk to the hunter. They're like a Hunter Biden. Can you like hook us up with a couple of passports? Unknown 24:51 He said talk to Hunter just talk to Hunter Unknown 24:53 Biden. Oh hell yeah. But yeah, good times, man. Good times. So with that said, I think we're gonna have to bring this episode of Mesa friend show to a close to get us a couple of JUnit songs recorded here and a little bit perhaps the jury's still out. There you go. But, you know, for now, we like to encourage you to be kind to people that look like you and be kind to people that don't look like you. Don't be a dick. Unknown 25:26 Little bit by little bits ladies and gentlemen. Keep moving forward. Unknown 25:31 Try keep grinding on a sheet you're trying to get done because that's how things get done. As lady T would say believe in you. Protect your energy and your day every day your mental wealth and your mental health is trained which say you know protect your coronial stasis as the Jewish say you know, keep on keeping on Don't forget we love you very much. Check out his merchandise on the Mason imprint show.com under rich and merchandise. Check out J Unit songs. The Jr Bandcamp page. You know, keep grinding. We'll see you out there. Keep your eyes peeled for like, share, subscribe. And yeah, we love you very much. Peace be with Unknown 26:18 y'all peace Unknown 26:25 thanks so much for listening. If you want to help support the show, please go to www.patreon.com/the letter M. Perfect entertainment. 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