00:00:00:00 - 00:01:02:05 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, for the 769th time, it is the Mason and Friends show featuring that dude called Ju a K, a his tune. This big, big NATO as well as that guy called Mike a.k.a. the Black Hand Mi. I am a mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and Friend show. What's your what's good out there to. Oh, you know, Michael, nothing but the good stuff here on on these days, right? 00:01:02:08 - 00:01:25:05 Unknown Living it up nice is what this weekend to get a little warm up there today. Yesterday it was pretty damn nice. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. And decent little hot and shit. Last week was is fucking just a bitch or a fucking eat out here last week. Well, you in No. Two. You were up in it actually. Fucking stop fast. 00:01:25:05 - 00:01:51:13 Unknown Come back from vacation with that shit. You know, me being on your back. Right? Welcome back. Welcome to the mix. And but you know, it is what it is. So must unit. I've seen you both use a course tried. Yes. Very Pop. Yeah. Fuckers twice. You didn't win nothing. But when I One down the way down down there Colonial Downs Richmond how much you lose. 00:01:51:15 - 00:02:13:03 Unknown Ten bucks on the slots and I don't I trying to lose too much. I won like I won like a six but I bet like five bucks win in six or bet and five losing six or something like that. So I probably 20 bucks maybe I'll maybe lost 20 bucks maybe when it was all set. Right? Right. Yeah. 00:02:13:07 - 00:02:32:25 Unknown But I've been on my phone too, so. Oh, damn. They they got you like that. You are all a minute. You need to stay. Phone answering. Yeah, because I didn't hear both of them going. Yeah. You're walking in the window for a while. Use my phone because my whole class is my or whatever. My phone will show me the odds. 00:02:32:25 - 00:02:49:27 Unknown They weren't really show me the odds. He knew who was favorite and a regular help. But he doesn't he doesn't know he don't need help yet because he ain't making himself broke. But if he does, then he needs help. Like he's under control right now because he hasn't lost everything there. He ain't what he should. He ain't been a fucking. 00:02:49:27 - 00:03:11:14 Unknown I'm saying. And with, with Gamble. What's his name, man. It's not. So you've like, burned the whole thing to the ground. Yeah. I think we're all at the groove on Vegas. And I used to say to kids, college, brothers, brother, bread and all that shit out of it. Meanwhile, his boys out there killing it. Giorgio. But Mr. Papa Giorgio handle in business. 00:03:11:17 - 00:03:39:00 Unknown See, that's going to be how this I could see that happening with this dude. Like I could see him going to Vegas for a fucking blow and everything, but his boy goes and hits it rich of. That's one of my rules is no ATM this simple. Even in a strip club Strip club in of way. You take your 500 and you don't hit the you don't hit the same rule of the strip club that had to be like maybe the past couple of years, right I and you it yeah yeah probably. 00:03:39:01 - 00:03:58:13 Unknown But I say okay probably when I first started going when I was ridiculous, when my money was ridiculous really, Because when you hit 80 and went out, hit the A-Team, then when I was hanging out, hundreds for anybody showed up. He's now reached a level of maturation. Yeah, Yeah. He's not just blowing at all like, willy nilly. He's like, Man, I won't take File City with me three. 00:03:58:19 - 00:04:23:01 Unknown Say what happened with it? He comes over with money. Are you betting? Right. What are you looking at? 40. You can't even, like, straight man. See? Like we all this from $20. I spent $20. I want 550 checking on is now six $68. Yeah, Yeah. So what does that 20 something. I want a dollar. You don't have a real problem until it's like, man, I lost 850 on this one. 00:04:23:01 - 00:04:45:06 Unknown I was 650 out, maybe ten, 19, 1910. I lost $0.90. Right. Once you hit into like $10.90, you're like, I lost 90 bucks. I had 650 here. I lost 750 there. I made 850 here. I lost a 70 there. I made nine hand here. Like, as long as you're in like dollars. And. Yeah, not hundreds of thousands of thousands. 00:04:45:08 - 00:04:59:11 Unknown Right. He's just my man. Just needs a little bit of juice. He just needs a little bit of action, that's all. See what I think ass was going to get them. Now, if he get that little bit of juice to hit some that level, huh? I think it's going to be like an addiction all of a sudden, like, see is going to take over, I tell you. 00:04:59:11 - 00:05:13:28 Unknown Bingo, Sky, it's going to go Gregoire food, rest one and that's one player. I'd have to find a lot. That's what I'm saying. So I'm so glad I'm not in Nevada. Dog. It wouldn't be about that, man. I'd be at the fucking prostitution house all the time. One of these 40, 62 ones would have to come through for that. 00:05:14:00 - 00:05:33:03 Unknown That's what I'm saying. Have to fall. And you one of them off of it. Just like on a whim. Just want a fucking freak as crazy as accident. Got it, man. You go lose your shit. I told you that. Out of dope. Out of that. Got it all day. All day, baby, Were are you here? I come out like maybe you go blow whatever you want. 00:05:33:03 - 00:05:57:12 Unknown All for that underdog win is the best thing that I know what time it is. It really doesn't matter. Did I win at bedtime? Then it's all good. I'm keeping it out if I want, say, 6 p.m.. Yeah, if I'm still up. I know. Tell them what's going on here. If I provide another one of my. I got another five 8 hours ago, are we going to see how I do? 00:05:57:15 - 00:06:22:27 Unknown Oh man, Oh, man. Oh, so there's a safe trip, good trip, good visit and all that shit. Everything went good for you. Yeah, I got. I don't ever I fucking I got fucked up Friday's. Yeah. That's like Friday night. That's like a usual thing we have. It's not sure. My guess was my guess was twisted man. Like I was in the bathroom of my room. 00:06:22:27 - 00:06:45:02 Unknown Bernie, you are getting up there in age and, you know, chicken and liquor, Chicken and rum. Guy Well, we went to that Havana. Don't eat eating Cuban. I jerk chicken wings, fried chicken. You gave me something for to your stomach. That's why I've had jerk wings before. But I never had Cubans are panic. The same is not the same. 00:06:45:02 - 00:07:10:19 Unknown What you had is not to say that's a whole another game. My fucking five winning six wings. Some bullshit like that. Same shit, three names, 30 more and one non fuck with these here. Jamaican doings if you want. Pass me saying that you want knee jerk chicken wings, you eat jerk chicken wing scene. But when you go on drink rum on top the jerk chicken wings make your shit seven eight times in the morning. 00:07:10:19 - 00:07:34:01 Unknown Some sort of go Bill Bubba. But that's it. That Jamaican rum? No, this is where I can drink. Yeah. Next class moonshine, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be really worried. You know me bird that's just sugared up. That's all it is. We're just should have one feeling. One when I met Cool Dennis down there in Jamaica and he gave me this bottle, he said, if you want a boy, you drink this. 00:07:34:03 - 00:07:56:10 Unknown I said, okay. So I got bottle, got home, took a shot of this shit, but I felt my chest hairs curling up and it felt like they felt like they were bared, like they jumped out of your body, bro. Man, I took a shot. My ears were bleeding breath. Best shit was all I had. Everything. All from doing pushups on an island in the house, you know? 00:07:56:11 - 00:08:15:05 Unknown I mean, like, what the fuck? This shit is not right, And these mufflers are dragging. Like, what? Shit. When I was down here, right? Huh? But the cool Dennis is fucking shit. It was right. I ended up a boy for a shot. But you didn't save it. So you had a second boy. You actually, it was all gone by the time you had two. 00:08:15:05 - 00:08:39:14 Unknown Girl. Yeah. So. Yeah. So I'm like, All right, cool. He was right about this. If I want a boy, that's what you drink, right? Did. But I swear to you, when you smell that shit, I could. I can put them. I'll fuck in the car in front of your bra and I boosts your bra as high octane. I can see the fireworks. 00:08:39:16 - 00:09:03:24 Unknown I love it. Yeah, I can drink that shit. I tried that, Jim. For your mother's birthday, your whole fucking 105 scene. Take a naval officer fucking to see these motherfuckers. Like, have you seen the videos of the people? Take a shots out of the ethanol tanks in Brazil? Because Brazil's got an ethanol. Now they run like pure ethanol at the gas station. 00:09:03:26 - 00:09:22:00 Unknown So like, do to take a shots out of the gas tank now. I see. That's crazy, huh? Yeah. I'll tell you, the world's awesome shit, man. It's awesome. Crazy, crazy. I feel Chris Rock joke where he's like, Man, if you took away all the ways to get fucked up, there'd be some dude in a fucking basement with a baby bottle, with a lot of being a little bit of gasoline in it. 00:09:22:00 - 00:09:36:14 Unknown Talk about, man, you hate this shit. You gonna get fucked up. You got a point there. Motherfuckers are going to find a way to find a way. But that's why I always talk about legalizing drugs when I become president, you know, because, like, motherfuckers is going to get high. We might as well give you some nice shit to get high. 00:09:36:16 - 00:09:59:22 Unknown Know we could tax some. I keep it clean, you know what I mean? But you live your life, nigga. I think it was. I think this thing I heard on the news lately was quite. It was a big thing. No fucking bus that happened. Maybe a few days back or some shit like that. Like all this fitting, all coming from fucking Mexico was fucking us up over here. 00:09:59:22 - 00:10:20:00 Unknown I'm like, Well, you do realize that we got plants here that actually make for also, huh? Well, I think it's a little bit of mixture of both of these mobile, but also also the issue is that like if people are buying things that are laced with fentanyl, expecting to have things that are not laced with fentanyl, they're dying because they're getting the wrong mixture in their system. 00:10:20:03 - 00:10:40:28 Unknown That's what legalization ceases. That's what legalization stops. Who When's the last time somebody got a bottle of liquor at the liquor store and went home and they were blind? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't happen like it did in Prohibition time. And that's what we're dealing with. And back to our opponents saying, well, we're just dealing with this on like a, like a drug level instead of an alcohol level. 00:10:40:28 - 00:11:04:11 Unknown And people want to act like the substance fucking matters. The substance doesn't matter. They let people consume things that they want to consume, give them access to pure shit, taxi regulated fucking and create a business on it and eliminate the criminal activity from there. Be a fuck about involved. They too busy trying to get fucking more fucking flights to go out to Reagan, huh? 00:11:04:13 - 00:11:34:01 Unknown Now? I mean, it's all the shit just being there. That's for sure. But that is the world we are in. Things are real ignorant, man. Like pretty while they try to like censor of JK. I saw that shit. I saw that when I was. Where the fuck was RFK? Actually, I was at this fucking little restaurant man, and it was Thursday evening and I stopped to get lunch this far right and fucking I look up and they're talking about how they're trying to bar him from a censorship here. 00:11:34:01 - 00:11:53:16 Unknown And I'm like, Well, he was one of the motherfuckers. They sent it, so why would you bar him? Two days into the Obama-Biden administration, they had a poster has censored off a Facebook because he was he was he was with the 12 off this grant him brother reason Islam and a couple other cats they're service Islamic dudes they don't locked up No, no no. 00:11:53:16 - 00:12:20:04 Unknown This is Brother River he I know I know the reason you know, my brother is Rizza Islam is one of the anti or cool air quote anti-vaxxer he him and Ron were Kennedy. They were, you know, simultaneously saying, you know this because he's he's very into anti-vaccination because his nephew from if I remember correctly his nephew was given like the flu shot. 00:12:20:06 - 00:12:39:23 Unknown And then right after the flu shot he became autistic like the mercury issue. And that's when he really started diving into vaccines and all this other stuff. But his book, he has a book out. Oh, man, I love his book. And he just goes through like, you know, this is not no conspiracy theory shit that I'm spending. This is things that the government has put in place. 00:12:39:25 - 00:12:57:21 Unknown Here it is. You can look this up. Here's the facts, and all you got to do is just check these documents out, read this document here. I'm showing you what you can read to find out that this is real shit. This happened in fucking that. The problem is, Mike, people don't want to know. That's the other thing. Like you say something to somebody, you. 00:12:57:23 - 00:13:18:12 Unknown Oh, no, you're. You're. You're too extreme. Which are things right here to outside of the box here you're consuming media from places. I'm not willing to accept those statements, you know. So then everything you say to that person is like, no. And like, I just started reading Robert Kennedy's book about Dr. Fauci. Like, I just started it and I'm already hook to it. 00:13:18:13 - 00:13:33:29 Unknown You know what I mean? Like, I'm like, all right, it's going to be a good one, but I got to take the time out of my day to read this shit. Yeah, Yeah. What I want to do is read it and I want to start putting in pieces that I want to quote. And then I'm going to come in here and read out stuff out of the book. 00:13:33:29 - 00:13:54:10 Unknown You guys, my in my Kennedy voice. That's not that's not Robert Jay. I'm going to read Classic Kennedy. I like I want to do RFK Jay and classic Kennedy as much as I can. Got you. Got you. Got you. Hey, no wrong with it. But yeah, like he was at that thing and all these people like the congressional hearing. 00:13:54:10 - 00:14:14:19 Unknown He was at the hearing and I mean, he was just right. But yeah, but these people are saying things about them, their lives, their lives. They are misinterpreting. They're taking all the context out of his statement and they're changing what they're supposed to mean for their benefit. And I mean, it's so fucking annoying this, this, this go round with the presidency shit. 00:14:14:19 - 00:14:33:08 Unknown Now it's going to be so fucking pain in the ass. What? Because all the options, all the options are garbage. Yes. Yeah. Like it just continues to highlight the, you know, ass or mouth. What do you want? What do you want? I'm going to ask him one way or another, and it's like, Fuck, your booty hole is already stretched out your mouth, got lockjaw. 00:14:33:08 - 00:14:58:04 Unknown Like, you know, there ain't no more saliva left. Right? The longer that your booty is going everywhere. The bodies, you know, we're in necrosis. It's like, Hi, we're good now. Like, fuck, We literally have necrosis over 20% of our body, like our as a species right now because of this bullshit sort of shit. Yeah, I mean, well, like, we need people that want to be open minded, actually be open minded and not just shut down anything that doesn't fucking. 00:14:58:06 - 00:15:15:13 Unknown And that's the thing where I'm like, I don't saw this one, dude. And a couple of days ago, I mean, and we have, we had a long conversation about like everything under the sun, basically, man, we were going back and forth, but maybe on fire. But we don't think it was really the fire that the smoke that we're getting down here. 00:15:15:13 - 00:15:34:13 Unknown It can't be from there. You never hear some conspiracy, huh? Hey, look, there's a lot of shit out there, and I'm thinking like I smell wires burning. Yeah, we we've bent on like anybody. They don't think my word. Yeah, and, like, fake smoke. Well, you know, I would. I burned trees all day out here, and this was like trees that. 00:15:34:13 - 00:15:53:08 Unknown That Canada smoke smells like plastic and fucking and trash. Like trash. Oh, wow. Look at this wood. It probably is. What it is, is landfill. The fires in landfills all over were burning fucking trash, Mason. God damn room for all the other motherfucking trash, that's all the other goddamn land is for the fucking white people or data centers. 00:15:53:11 - 00:16:07:26 Unknown If you think about it, pretty soon we go run out and can't pound ship so goddamn high. They had to do something with it. Yeah, and they can't dig out the bottom of it to get that shit back in the dirt and bring that back out on the top when it's fucking 600 feet and shit. Yeah, yeah. 600 foot pile of shit. 00:16:07:26 - 00:16:22:02 Unknown So you open it up. Real problem for gasoline. I'm my to let the motherfucker burn. That's what you really think is going on up there. You think they just burn in trash are blaming it on the woods? I don't know. I think they were doing chemicals off that fucking little bit spilling everywhere. They burned some. That's not paper. 00:16:22:02 - 00:16:43:06 Unknown Not all the way to how to hold up now because you haven't read this anywhere. This is a conspiracy theory that you guys, the person coming up with, coming up. Okay. This is amazing. This is your Charles Manson show. There it is. Yeah. Well, gentlemen, we have a couch exclusive therapy to see that I'm like, I'm not subscribing to this one per say. 00:16:43:06 - 00:17:01:10 Unknown I haven't been convinced yet. I haven't smelled smoke on the level that apparently these guys have here, because, see, it doesn't come down this far. That smell that you smell it in the city, you got to smell it up in D.C.. Yeah. I mean, Fairfax, we start here as soon as we hit Northern Virginia, soon. We're past 123 Fairfax City. 00:17:01:10 - 00:17:25:15 Unknown But that that could go north. I got to add I got to add to your conspiracy, because that doesn't make much sense to me. Like that's more or less Gulfstream, which they say it's where it's coming from. My theory would be now if I was going to add to your conspiracy theory about the smoke and the smell would be that there are people here burning things that they can cohesively integrate into the smoke here. 00:17:25:18 - 00:17:44:14 Unknown That smoke and blame on that smoke. We're in two different parts of northern Virginia. He's further in DC than I am, right? I'm saying so many. Anyway, So many to the north of us, say north of DC. Oh, burning something like that. Somebody in New Jersey, the Jersey motherfuckers there to the south there to the south of Canadian. 00:17:44:16 - 00:18:00:23 Unknown So where the Canadian fires are burning, they're just adding something into them. It's sort of like if you go to the smoking section at the bar and you fire up a joint, you're just throwing joints, smoking all them cigaret and cigar smokes. He's like, whatever, you know, he's going to notice, you know what I mean? And they were like, Oh, I've done this and fucking RFK. 00:18:00:23 - 00:18:17:10 Unknown And I'm saying it was an armpit nose. FedEx. Yeah, FedEx when they had the two car is Garland. Yeah, I did that shit. You know why I did it? And that's exactly right. And that's what I'm talking about here. Let's roll up to your group at the job where we smoke a cigaret, stick your head off your vape and blow it up in the morning is okay. 00:18:17:11 - 00:18:37:25 Unknown So this is this is becoming a much more viable conspiracy theory as we speak. Because, look, here's the thing. So he's in D.C. I'm Northern Virginia. You got cats in New York. Chicago. Fuck it. You don't hear this shit about mufflers in Washington state of Oregon. I heard him say that about the smoke right now. That's West Coast. 00:18:37:25 - 00:19:09:27 Unknown I've only heard about the smoke being on the East Coast. As they say, it's coming from Canada. It's getting in the jet stream. Yeah, It's the eastern side of Canada, though, right over there. Like, come there over here. And so they're saying as we ride the jet stream across the lakes. So we're over there right beside Kentucky. We're flying a fucking 700 miles going, got shit going on nothing just over here in the mountains in the billions though, that you got these thoughts going and these conspiracies that really are based on nothing but it makes sense to you like you're like man Kentucky where it's flat face every smoke like, look, look. 00:19:09:28 - 00:19:33:24 Unknown Kentucky's flag flying American flag. Hey, they're flat. They're not they may think they are living There's this mad deep right. What happens to smoke when it touches the lake? What smoke type of smoke always dissipates. It goes away. I guess it turns it to it does this to a particle, I guess for I guess you don't. It just says there there's a thick, just fucking haze and that's what. 00:19:33:25 - 00:19:55:17 Unknown Yeah, I heard that too. What you're saying is you're saying it's because it's so thick it can't, it can't do a smoke supposed to do well but it doesn't. But you would sit there north of Philly in your car and that's just eventually going to go away. Yeah. I mean that smoke outside doesn't go to. But but but the Canadian smoke, we just it's a whole lot of shit. 00:19:55:19 - 00:20:14:02 Unknown There's a level of concentration that they're referring to that conceptually I can wrap my head around. I don't know. We're talking about, you know, being out in this shit. You know, if you work out in this shit, it's like smoking. What do they say? Ten packs of cigarets. Like I've had, like, dead birds and dead bats and dead bees and shit all around the house lately. 00:20:14:02 - 00:20:31:01 Unknown And I'm like, It's the Canadian smoke. I don't even know if it ain't the Canadians smoking some other plastic smoke They in the in the mix with that Canadian smoke or should they be spraying up in the air too? They got controls too. They're still going on. It's still a motherfucker. It's like fucking Bill Gates wants to put something in the air. 00:20:31:01 - 00:20:45:08 Unknown That's a particle that reflect sun. So we have less global warming. And I'm like, Dog, you people are going to end up freezing the fucking planet when like, I'm sorry, I'd like it to be warmer as opposed to cold. It going to be in a permafrost situation saying like, everybody's like, like, what do you want an ice age? 00:20:45:08 - 00:21:04:16 Unknown Like, why do people what do they want a fucking ice age? Like, what do they want to shit? Like day after tomorrow, some shit? We're fucking hurricanes come whenever they have frozen. What? Jesus said everything was going to happen, you know? I mean, like with that kind of like that was Armageddon. That was almost like, remember Armageddon? Let's not forget that. 00:21:04:16 - 00:21:27:12 Unknown That has a Bruce Willis. Willis and asteroid. And the the girl that's like Steven Tyler's daughter Black f Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I said that black was naked. That's why. What's your name? Yeah, that's fine. Just another shitty movie, man. Yeah. Look, I saw another shitty one to my family on why you be watching so many shitty movies. 00:21:27:12 - 00:21:44:04 Unknown Make what you need to do. You know what? Watch the good programs that are out. Like. Like you will see Barbie get to know and not very terrible. She thinks she's privileged and shit. I hear it's terrible, blah blah. Usually said she was white, white privilege and shit because she got her money or whatever to fuck rich or something. 00:21:44:06 - 00:22:01:03 Unknown I remember what fucking I was saying. Who said this? I was saying that episodes ago. So what he meant was that all of a sudden you don't remember that day here on the couch? Bullshit. No, no, not. Listen. I just remember that Dana remember saying conversation that Barbie was privileged, that she could be 3 hours and say some back. 00:22:01:03 - 00:22:19:09 Unknown She was she had money or something out of work out money? Yeah, she got money because we were saying that she was running only fantastic. That's what it was like. But we got our only face is real Barbie. Her real money is real. They got all was on the only. Well, that ain't what the movie's about is that they're plastics thighs That ain't about the movie. 00:22:19:11 - 00:22:41:26 Unknown That's not for you. For the last example that I actually was debating is what I was trying to be. Well, that's that's. That's better. Yeah. That's that real film, that plaster baby. Like the booty jobs and shit right there. I submit you got to get my girl to see that bullshit. I'm not even going to take to see that shit, man. 00:22:41:26 - 00:22:59:16 Unknown I want to see Oppenheimer. And I was thinking, You see the mermaid joke? Does she want to see that? Oh, no, she. She took Sarah to her dad because she said to take it. She she would dumb ass. Oh, yeah. She like it. She said it was okay. She like she seen the original mermaid. Oh yeah. Saw White. 00:22:59:16 - 00:23:18:06 Unknown Was she saw the White Mermaid. You mean the animated one Animated. No, no, no, no, no, no. The newest live action was live action, Black girls, live action. But the thing is, what the critical drinker said Now, I only base a lot of my opinions on movies these days on what a credible drinker says. But yeah, I don't really watch a lot of movies anymore. 00:23:18:08 - 00:23:39:00 Unknown But the critical drinking, I'm saying that the movie, the original was like like 93 minutes or some shit. This one's like 213%. She's like, That's bullshit. Exactly. He's like, Man, that's almost 3 hours saying it's like two and a half hour movie or some garbage like that. It's all live action. They drag everything out that they don't need to track. 00:23:39:00 - 00:23:53:09 Unknown Yeah, that's usually how they do it. That's. It's just terrible. From what I understand. You're going to talk about. He said that he said the black girl did a good job with the role of a fucking dog. Shit. There's a lot of people say that. But fucking they knew that when they switched it from animated to live action. 00:23:53:09 - 00:24:16:01 Unknown Well it, it's like you've put you've got your jungle fucking script. You've got it. All right now over here, it's like if you want to do it, do an actual physical remake of it. You don't have to switch anything up to be had done. Exactly. It should be 93 minutes. It should match almost verbatim what I thought the Jungle Book was going to be, because Jungle Book, out of all the Disney shit, I only fuck with the jungle. 00:24:16:01 - 00:24:34:11 Unknown It's funny because like recently, the Emma Watson one was on one of the TV channels and I didn't have the sound of the the Beauty and the Beast story. And I've never really seen the movie, cartoon, cartoon or the wants one per se, but it looked like it was kind of keeping in tune with what a cartoon would have been. 00:24:34:11 - 00:24:54:10 Unknown Some try, but they always fail somewhere like, well, they drag out too much bullshit. Yeah, they they throw extra shit and it it's not me. Make the cute scene, take 5 minutes of shit on the added shit. Yeah. Like fucking went via jungle joint. They had King Louis, King Louis, Mo fucking dude. They made us some motherfucker like the Super Giant or in a movie on it around me. 00:24:54:17 - 00:25:15:16 Unknown It. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Bill Murray was. Oh, yeah, Bill Murray was right back in Bill Murray's voice as Baloo. Just fuck me because I'm like, Baloo is a bear. Who do you want to meet me, Guy? David My look at Hold up, man. You know I'd be fucking with people about their grasp on reality. And right now you're not grasp of reality. 00:25:15:18 - 00:25:32:15 Unknown Like when we are first and when we are. All I'm telling you is when we are Joe Rogan Level podcast like then yeah, I think you should be. But what I'm saying is you have somebody deep voice in there because when you say bare necessities, Bill Murray didn't give me that like, Oh man, I could fuck with this shit. 00:25:32:16 - 00:25:53:20 Unknown See, I think what they were hoping for was everybody loves Bill Murray. So Bill Murray's voice would offer some sort of stability to the character. But that's the problem with the live action shit. You cannot make animals as cute in live action. Boy, with animals you can with animated like it's just not the same. The fish in fuckin Little Mermaid. 00:25:53:20 - 00:26:10:05 Unknown Yeah. They say that more walks in, the cops in the in the Beauty and the Beast. Like who else you had Dumbo. I ain't seen the Dumbo live. She got in trouble with them. Why don't you see that? We did enough, right? It all just looks like the cartoons are good enough to break your heart and make you happy and make you sad and all those things. 00:26:10:11 - 00:26:34:01 Unknown They really are well done. Cartoons. See, Pixar does that great, right? But the problem isn't good. The problem with Disney is they're trying to capitalize on fucking old ancient franchises, but they're also trying to like, placate modern audiences that most modern audiences don't really care about the shit they're trying to placate. Yes, they're trying to make everything equal and equitable and all this kind of shit when like, just make a good fucking movie. 00:26:34:01 - 00:26:52:11 Unknown That's it. Like, have you seen the fucking still shots from the the snow White, The Seven Dwarfs. The Seven Dwarfs ain't even dwarfs no more. They're just like weirdos. Shut up. Look it up. I'm going to be a movie, too. Yeah, you ain't supposed to be doing. And a Hispanic girl that's going to be Snow White. So she's like a brown hair and. 00:26:52:13 - 00:27:11:26 Unknown And like Spanish. Snow White. Spanish. A white woman right now, Right. It's about a German. It's a German story about a white girl. And they're making it with a mexican girl and a Hispanic girl of some sort. And like, I don't really give a shit, right? But like, you're either, like, adhering to it or you're not. So like, if you're going to make it totally different, make it totally different. 00:27:12:02 - 00:27:32:20 Unknown But they seem to be make up and make them trannies. Now, are they are they going to come out with trannies now? Is Mario going to be a Jamie straight dude? Right. Could be running back and running back again. Why not like the merman? The little merman? So there's only one little dude in the whole fucking thing. He got one arm. 00:27:32:22 - 00:27:50:13 Unknown Well, right. But the rest of them are normal people. Yeah, but they're more now. And the chick kissing. Yeah. What the fuck? She's the seven abnormals, Snow White and the seven abnormals because they don't want it to be like this one first. They don't want it to be like dwarves or, like, you know, belittling of any sort. And like, once again, like those. 00:27:50:18 - 00:28:08:29 Unknown Those, those seven creatures that they're making are nowhere near as cute as the seven Dwarves were in the animated version. There's no fucking way. There's no way those little fuckers were adorable. Like, you're never going to make human beings in live action. BE Nor are you going to have a sleepy. Sleepy was a motherfucker Do are dopey or dopey? 00:28:09:01 - 00:28:24:18 Unknown Yeah, maybe Rovio had a purpose at one point. They all had a personality. They had a personality and a vibe. Yeah. I mean, what the fuck? Well, then they weren't. They like showing Snow White what it was like to be loved. Like, we love you. We're going to take care of you without any sort of expectation. Yeah, I'm pretty. 00:28:24:21 - 00:28:38:25 Unknown I think there might be some undertone there. I mean, they were trying to hate it. Let's just leave it there. I mean, it is, but like, I don't think none of them had that rapey vibe. No, not to. The first came along and one of them found her in our sleep. One of them. Because that's what Prince don't know, man. 00:28:38:26 - 00:29:01:28 Unknown The Princess Bride and Prince come in. There's pretty much he got it. He can't fail on it. Prince. Fucking watch for the janitor before he total beta a janitor, I think. I don't know which one he looked at. All he's thinking that way. Which door would would be the pedophile? What are the doors? I don't think any of them probably don't be sleeping. 00:29:02:00 - 00:29:30:03 Unknown Right? Right. Well, bashful barfing bad for bachelor. The one getting nasty. No, Casper and Casper and ask because he's not going to. Because he's better. Because he's barred from other fucker. They'd be like the most fucker. He walked into her on accident air in the bathroom. What you do is make an adult film on that shit. Air bags will come off with Marshall coming in there and it ends up in perfect pornographic productions. 00:29:30:03 - 00:29:46:01 Unknown Might be able to, you know, who sleep. Sleeping would always sleep. You would always walk in arms. How about this Snow White and the creepy dwarf? Yeah. There you go. Snow White. She's, like, made like, you know, really like to even clean it up around here. So I agree. I hear you got a fucker angry. He really got them to bitch. 00:29:46:03 - 00:30:03:25 Unknown Oh, fuck you. How are you going to be sleepwalking up in the and sleep you sleep is going to be the narcoleptic. Yeah. Sleeping. Never sleep well Got up in the middle and fucking and shit isn't rising to the top He walks the same sleep. He's the one that's also in the room, but he's half asleep all the time and he has like a vague recollection of something, but he's not quite sure what it was happy, happy getting. 00:30:03:25 - 00:30:22:06 Unknown It's not all just happy just out on the front porch, getting it off while barstools have been there. Getting it in your bathroom is tearing it. And so because they're but they all he he don't mean no harm Look at them bash like book that likes to fuck for Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gave it in like she been out here. 00:30:22:09 - 00:30:43:15 Unknown He never was out. Like, look, I play the NSC role, the gig. I was doing the game body on that too fucked up. He's going to get anybody on that fucked up. I'm going to slide on it bone that night. We got to change gears. Where are we going? That's why I Bashful was bored. I was driving down the road for some reason and I was thinking my life was like the crank movie, you know? 00:30:43:15 - 00:30:57:28 Unknown And me. Wait a minute. You thought it was cozy For a second? I thought, like, I was like, you know, my. My life was almost like, crank man. I need some kind of ridiculous dumb shit just to keep me alive. You know, I don't need, like, an adrenaline boost. What do you have to do, take adrenaline hit or some shit like that to keep these? 00:30:57:28 - 00:31:14:05 Unknown To keep up with certain. Yeah, a certain amount of. Yeah. I think that's how. I think that's my life. Is that why you drive like a man? Probably because you need that. That little. I guess I need that little light back, Right? I guess I don't know what you probably are an adrenaline junkie. You just don't know it. 00:31:14:07 - 00:31:31:14 Unknown You have a slight adrenaline because I go jump off of shit. Not to shit, but I can do that. You do a small bump, adrenaline, you know, like if you're like I am with cocaine, where I take a little bump. This little here. That's it. Look, that's what you need. I just like a little tip in a key, the whole like you. 00:31:31:16 - 00:31:50:18 Unknown But you do that all day. That's what fishing is for you. That's what driving like a suspension is calm. No, no, no, no, no. Because that bump is when you get to strike, when the fish strikes. Yeah, I think that field. And he's like, Oh, yeah, there we go. Just like, what is out there on the on the trees cut and shit that he shouldn't be cutting the way he cut. 00:31:50:24 - 00:32:13:00 Unknown Right. And when it finally falls you thought it was going to fire TV stick 4K video recording. Come down here, Chico. Down right here. I know what I'm saying. Correct me if I was normal interviews. I probably should never forget. I think Basil was there. You know, I'm, you know, and everybody else is fucking this one. Yeah. Oh, there is one. 00:32:13:01 - 00:32:31:27 Unknown Yeah. I've been trying to figure that out. Which one? It actually is. Not. Do eat your own car. Yeah. You're fucked up along the road. You're really fucked out of the sun. Right. And fucking prove a point to a stranger. To prove a point to a stranger. That's what it is to prove a boy to a stranger. You beat your car with a fucking iron rod. 00:32:32:02 - 00:32:54:25 Unknown That's. That's what happened. You been in a frozen old man like you. Like you go would be that motherfucker, man. Huh? Huh? I wasn't even in business to done, motherfucker. Pumping your gas, baby. Sit out to give the business I came straight to business, man. Yo, bitch, I got my car. Come back on the ski, man. Just kick your right back in the knee, man. 00:32:54:25 - 00:33:18:11 Unknown For no reason, man. That's right. I've been like a basketball player. And go and get my car and drive. All right, It smells nice, but you want to have a little bit of problem. I mean, I mean, I'm in line pumping gas to pump gas. You know, Tell me to move my shit because some dumb ass Mexicans can't drive flat. 00:33:18:13 - 00:33:38:20 Unknown But he's going back to the day that he you're having to it that shit, you know, it was right there at that gas station. And then he'll be right where you go around the bend. And there's that church right there. Yeah. Okay. I was in. I was at the gas station and there was some fucked remarks. Just turn left and I'm behind the car at the pump. 00:33:38:22 - 00:33:52:28 Unknown And I guess they thought I was in the road because they're sitting there just. I don't know what fuck to do. I guess they're trying to come in too, but they're just sitting there now. They're blocking up all kinds of traffic. And the old man started yelling at me to move my car. I'm like, Motherfucker, I'm in line behind. 00:33:52:28 - 00:34:10:10 Unknown Is they right here to get gas? You know? You know, What were you doing, man? I'm like, I will fuck you up, motherfucker. You know what I mean? Like, man, pull down my fucking mask. I will hit my car. You know, shoot. Now, then I'll start beating on my shit. I'm like, Do what's up, bro? That Jew is. 00:34:10:15 - 00:34:31:08 Unknown Is. He's a pit bull. He's fuck here, man. You got Florida Bay here. Virginia, Maryland, Virginia, Man, What's wrong with you, man? He was here, got pine needles, and I'm in training to be Florida, man. Hey, man, I mean, some about some humidity I got. But tell me we don't hang out. I mean, down in Florida, I'm be Florida, man. 00:34:31:09 - 00:34:47:29 Unknown That's what I'm saying. By the time you retire and actually get to Florida, you will be full blown Florida man. I'll be past unique individual you on the news. They will say Florida, man, and we are going to know who it is. We might just have to move to shore of Florida when he retires. Oh, bro, but just carry our asses down. 00:34:48:00 - 00:35:14:10 Unknown We have to have bail money for this motherfucker on a weekly on old man for you. That would be a trip, because we'd have more via phone. You're like, Man, we got. Did you buy a phone from the Pensacola to collect call from Pensacola Caddy, Pensacola County Jail? John From getting out as motherfucker on please state your name Jerry and my fucking life back. 00:35:14:12 - 00:35:35:01 Unknown Do you accept the charges? You're alive. Yeah, but I was like, Man, I got 15 minutes. Yeah, I got 15 hour day. Let's set it up. Set up a fucking phone and talk to you about that later. I'm on the phone with the show right now. Kiss my ass. Oh, All right, Juice. Have you got it? Big Bobby said I got him a shot. 00:35:35:01 - 00:35:51:02 Unknown I don't mind telling Bobby bitch about telling Bobby a shot missing you. You been telling everybody in Pensacola County about the show, right? You've been mounting this month, fucker. If you get locked up, you've got to promote show that goes for anybody in a rickety ship. Groove you out there and Jackson keeps me safe in here. It ain't no. 00:35:51:02 - 00:36:08:22 Unknown I'm sure we got a new sheriff, man. I'm like, Man, we're locked away. You say, Hold on, hold on. Was that. Hey, Ricky, say Oh, Ricky in Cellblock C, Sam put some money on his books. I got you, Ricky, We're going to ship. Look out, Ricky. My book. All I know is if did you in jail talking about Ricky's books. 00:36:08:24 - 00:36:27:27 Unknown Fuck that shit, Johnny. To put money on amazing differential books. Fuck off, Ricky. If there's going to be so don't fuck about Ricky. It's going to be, like, half baked. He'll be that ball fucking in jail. We can't stay. We've got to say, shout out that a squirrel master keeping jug Julian is safe. I've been expecting. Call the county. 00:36:27:29 - 00:36:54:01 Unknown Call from. It's my bet that that's got better Back up Nasty Nate said. Oh, I can see that. Y'all got to get me out, man. We's at the damn bar last night, and this new little young cat here downtown looking at our my old lady. Happy birthday shout. At least I had, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday to you. 00:36:54:03 - 00:37:11:11 Unknown He was like a happy birthday, right? He's like, I think. I think that was he had a tardy. I knew eventually we were going to talk to him. Right? And so he's like, Yeah. He said, I think it's your birthday, right. Like high five. You know why people do always have five? And she's like, Yes, my beer. He's like, Good man. 00:37:11:11 - 00:37:24:17 Unknown I was just kind of going out on a limb. He's like, I kind of heard that earlier, but I would really hundred percent that was you. So I was just go with it, you know, have it. I like to be supportive. I mean, then he started talking about how old she was or whatever. And I'm like, I was like, shit. 00:37:24:17 - 00:37:42:05 Unknown And I said, there's a fucking one chick with a big ass fake titties around here. She just about her age to see my younger. Then she go, He's like the age of my mom. I'm like, I'm happy for you now. But and it really was because, you know, he kept out of matter. It was really a one like that. 00:37:42:05 - 00:37:59:23 Unknown Her mom and and one and mom. But that was really in my. So let me ask you, would you have fucked his mom if you were single? Many. Oh, because it affected yeah, she had had a little V don't had him all out. She wanted by Todd to me she had a lot of these like you know, kind of like a dude buying a fucking Porsche shit after he fucking was dicks. 00:37:59:23 - 00:38:15:25 Unknown More to get divorced, You know that kind of shit. Look at my porch. Right? Right. The mattress. Right. You can. I do not really. It's funny, cause, like, I've been looking more like the tenders and the bundles of shit lately. And I seen. I seen a bitch on there the other day actually swipe left on her because every picture was just like her cleavage. 00:38:15:28 - 00:38:32:00 Unknown And I was like, I'd like something about. She was like, put me on. Like, that's those are nice titties and all of you at the bar like you want. Come on, my tits. I'm looking at it. I don't know, dude. I'm not. Why? I didn't even, like, I don't care. It was more about the fact that she was like, Here's my face in my cleavage. 00:38:32:04 - 00:38:46:29 Unknown Here's another picture of my face in my cleavage. Here's another picture of my face, My cleavage. And I'm like, He's from the queer was down this shit. No, it ain't even that. It's all she thinks about is her and her titties. She that's how she got. She's using what I can deliver. Yea, right. And I'm like, Yo, you're all right. 00:38:47:00 - 00:39:02:11 Unknown I'm good. I'm gonna show you what I have. This is what I'm working away here. You're just being too obvious about it. Like there's something about it. This just. I don't know. It just made me want to swipe left and right like that. Yeah. You know, I try to be more judgmental and shit in my life. There's more. 00:39:02:11 - 00:39:33:09 Unknown So you're not going to meet my friend at the bar. You're going to meaning that. I don't know if you might disagree with that, Sarah. That 8% shot. Oh, it's funny. Just cares about an 8% shot. You can actually find a real decent chick for dude on Tinder on random fucking sites. They're all that is right. 8% chance there's actually a real my figure out there you might land on but you know like there's like girls around town and I've seen over the years here and there there's like one or two that like, I might like to ask out if I actually got to talk into her. 00:39:33:11 - 00:39:55:21 Unknown Yeah, you know, almost like, Oh, you're not a total psycho bitch. You don't seem horrible. Like, let's go out for a while and see if you become horrible. You know what I mean? Like, these are kind of like the way things go. Like, let's see if this works or not. Like, there's not many, though, is my point, that, like, when I look around, not many am I like, Oh, boy, she looks like she might be cool to hang out with. 00:39:55:24 - 00:40:11:21 Unknown Yeah, you're you're at the point I was like, name with a purpose instead of just dating the fuck. I don't know, bruh. I've never really I've never really dated or not dated with a purpose or not. Like, I always just been kind of like, whatever, man. If someone is cool as hang out, if they're not like, less not and if it gets more serious, it gets more serious. 00:40:11:21 - 00:40:27:18 Unknown And if it doesn't, it doesn't. Like, yeah, I bartended for way too long to take any of this shit personal experience like people out in the meat market and such and like expecting some sort of action like just to give a fuck, you know? You're like, Yeah, sure, you can have some dark if you are actually asking for it. 00:40:27:20 - 00:40:43:19 Unknown You know what I mean? Like if you just out here bullshit and want me to buy you fucking dinner and shit or whatever, like, I don't know, like people are so like, as that, you would say, people faking on the bacon every time. But it's like, Do I even want to fuck with you? Bacon is really way. And I'm like, you know, like a few. 00:40:43:19 - 00:41:06:20 Unknown Y'all look like, I want to fuck with your bacon. But like, most of y'all, like, I probably don't want to fuck with you. Bacon. Oh, shit. My burn out. I like burnt bacon, so that ain't really my issue. But, you know, should be in Turkey. Bacon is okay. Could be turkey. I don't mind your bacon, maybe, but if you want some turkey bacon, I really bacon. 00:41:06:20 - 00:41:26:08 Unknown Which I know you asked me and man, I need some real money. Why? Right. I don't want to fuck with that. See, we just been dried out. This supposedly tastes like bacon. Now, maybe that stuff's delicious, and I might like it, but I'm looking for some real bacon anyway. Please, Gemma. With that said, we're at the end. Or we're at the end of this episode. 00:41:26:11 - 00:41:45:20 Unknown Mary has Megan fucking for me. There ain't nothing even almost similar to bacon, right? I mean, like, if they say make and I don't know, we'll be close enough to bake. I need to make a good BLT. And if you've got something that substitutes and still is delicious, like, I mean. Okay, but like, you don't have to come hard but that more fucking going to have to be delicious. 00:41:45:22 - 00:42:04:02 Unknown There isn't nothing that even berries can cause. Yeah, we have to talk about their on that. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, with that said, we're going to bring this episode of the Mason Fringe show to a close. Oh, yeah. We'd like to thank you so much for listening. We'd like to encourage you to listen to old episodes as well as our ones like chefs is probably is in government. 00:42:04:03 - 00:42:24:19 Unknown That's right. Try to, you know, not Bogart this page. 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