00:00:00:00 - 00:00:52:19 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, once again, it is for the 767th time. It is pardon me, the Mason and Friend show featuring for the first time in a while, milady, a.k.a. Lisa, as well as that dude called you, a.k.a. his Junius. What that meant is at the bottom, I rebounded as well as that dude called Black Hand, a.k.a. his Black hand this year. 00:00:52:21 - 00:01:15:23 Unknown Huh? Me, I am Mahoney, a.k.a. Mason. Welcome to the Mason and Friend show. Was Harry was good out there today. You know, Mike living the dream? Yes, sir. You, sir. Got to welcome back Mr. Unit here, man. How was, you know, Florida? It was awesome, cause Florida was looking like a hot mess. But, I mean, my floor is always the hot mess. 00:01:15:29 - 00:01:37:14 Unknown Well, yeah, it's better than they want to, but it wasn't too hot down here. It was hot, but it wasn't. It ain't here One like it is when I go down there and, like, end of July, beginning of August. God damn this thing down here. And you made it. But as I said, to stick on. So there's only like two days where, like, your sweat was sweat and it's not staying hot right now. 00:01:37:17 - 00:01:54:17 Unknown Down here was like two days, like I say, where your sweat was captured. Sweat and sweat and like, your sweat was sweat. And so how many days are you down there? Two weeks? Yeah, man. In two weeks it was sweat hot damn up here, too. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. I mean, you know, say, when I was fishing on a kayak the other day, it was hot. 00:01:54:18 - 00:02:10:04 Unknown I suck at high energy trees. I was like, This is ridiculous. Out. There's mile marker, but, like, you've been ain't hiding under nothing, man. Look at me. I came back a whole nother shade. I'm a whole another ethnicity. I'm. I had to carry my blade out at work all week because I already know. No, it's kind of hard. 00:02:10:04 - 00:02:25:16 Unknown You know, how my eyes had to blade out by now? Oh, for real? Yeah. Cause I'm not translating shit, you know, that's what I'm doing. I might make a big ass one for English and just play it right on my chest. I don't even have to talk to anybody about. No, I might have to make you that. That shirt. 00:02:25:16 - 00:02:46:19 Unknown That shirt. Yeah. Frame right there. I believe there is one I think I made. I made two, but I only got one of them actually working on the website. That is a work friendly, a high viz color. There's a safety yellow mason and French show shirt you can buy. And I believe there's also a safety orange mason in French show shirts. 00:02:46:19 - 00:03:19:05 Unknown You can buy my lithography. Yeah. So. Well, also, it might even be a jacket. I'm not even sure there's something on. I know. I saw the jacket. Barney t shirt. Jacket. Whether he was talking about you getting close to the shirt. So how close did you get? I mean, this trip. This trip? Not. Not so close. But when I went down there, when I went down there and we KP in March, I think there was that shark that I was had on there that end of snap my line. 00:03:19:05 - 00:03:42:03 Unknown He was he was big about six foot you on the stronger line is what you're saying. Well now that why I was it sounds to me fucking pounds sounds to me like what you're saying is you can feel yourself getting closer in the ethos to actually pulling that shark out. As close, as close as close as real close. 00:03:42:03 - 00:04:09:18 Unknown Now, this gives you some much close, you know that chainmail because we're catching them little four footers all day long down here. Like like we're catching like four foot shark and but not in real big, nice, maybe like five years to get this on my pocket, just with the casual like, yeah, I think we pick things out casually. 00:04:09:21 - 00:04:29:01 Unknown I just fucking relax today. Well, once the Jew catches himself something more than just a baby shark. He got a stingray. He got a stingray while down there. I don't. I don't know nothing. I thought it was cool. Well, it is pretty cool, but it's not like that's the one that killed Steve Irwin or some shit like you need. 00:04:29:01 - 00:04:49:23 Unknown Like, All right, You need to catch one that's got a wingspan bigger than your arms. Oh, here's my question for you. Oh, okay. Welcome back. Netflix special to watch one documentary to be in black or white for a week. You're white. What's the first thing you're doing? Oh, shit. That's a good you're right for a week because we just saw the similarities. 00:04:49:29 - 00:05:08:06 Unknown You're black for a week. We're seeing you doing slides, looking at your dick that really don't count because everyone's going to look at their dick. Even the black guys are going to get sick like a motherfucker, man. At least nothing carried over like fuck, right? Oh, see if I was white for a week the first day, I probably curse out an officer just to seal that shit. 00:05:08:06 - 00:05:37:29 Unknown Fuck. It feels like just really bad. Fuck you, man. You got some shit to get himself arrested and bounced off that to try to pull that off. I don't know. I've seen it done many times. I see white cars out. Yeah, just one fuck you and fuck you, man. I think. I think he might be. Yeah. If you take it easy to get away with if you go off for like 5 minutes, but mostly normal that I would speed down the road like this for and not get pulled over all the time ever that church before. 00:05:37:29 - 00:05:56:27 Unknown I don't know how we did not get pulled over. We told you. I know you warned me. I've never seen an interaction. I've only the first driving before Way Girls was from DC. So going all the way down to Florida, you know, like I know that the seat had, like, nail marks for me, like grabbing the seat of that. 00:05:56:28 - 00:06:16:11 Unknown The you got the experience and like, you tore the leather up on the seat is what you're saying from grabbing it so hard. Hypothetically. Yeah. Okay. Just slap a little more girl. I couldn't sleep. I could not sleep. My stomach was dropping like every here. Well, have you and my cousin of people yelling at people for no reason? 00:06:16:11 - 00:06:31:13 Unknown I don't. If you want to raise if I got get all the way over to shoulder in with him because this dog had one driver had already set me on air and letting my fault. Yeah the worse is that when I was driving and he was trying to get me to fucking drive like hell. Oh, here you are going to get over. 00:06:31:13 - 00:06:52:20 Unknown Get out of there. Look, I'm gonna hit back. We got to do it. And he ran so nervous, I was like, Shut the fuck up. Be a great passenger in the vet. Oh, my God. It's like, Man, you got space. That's where I need to be. I need to be just an ambulance driver where I don't have to do CPR or any of that shit on nobody either. 00:06:52:20 - 00:07:07:29 Unknown Driving motherfuckers there at 500 mile an hour. You know what? You can't make the money you need to make doing that. Got to do on our side, you know, just for sharing volunteer work. I did it just for doing a job. I had to be like a police chaser guy to just take the lead. No, the guy that drives the hell Yeah. 00:07:08:00 - 00:07:26:01 Unknown Job to take care with. The bar is on the front yard. Yeah, please give me that. I play on my Where he at yard. I can see it as well for being able to diagnose. Right. Hundred and 80 mile an hour. I got him on over there and put my seatbelt on here real quick. I yeah I could do that all day long or maybe in a cockpit. 00:07:26:04 - 00:07:43:17 Unknown We're trying. I know you got hurt. Hey, hey, hey. We've all done that. Well, so were. You were unable to sleep, so there were definitely, like, some fear going on there, but were you, like, actually unable to sleep once you got where you were going because you were so wired up from the fucking madness? Yeah. We didn't sleep. 00:07:43:17 - 00:07:58:11 Unknown We didn't sleep at all like we got there at 830 in the morning on Saturday. After driving straight through the night, he drove most the way, but from the chance to like 2 to 5 a.m., I drove and then there was of time in between. He drove. When we got there, he was like straight head me. I mean, this boy's leg. 00:07:58:16 - 00:08:13:03 Unknown It was good for the fucking water. Yeah. There was no down time. I was a straight crack By Saturday night. I was trying to be people and have conversations with people and I was just rambling. At one point I just looked at this one chick and I was like, Really sorry. I you know what the fuck I just said? 00:08:13:03 - 00:08:30:29 Unknown He also body, I'm tired and I'm drunk and I'm high and I'm just like, I've been in fucking 90 degrees. I'm yeah, it was crazy that first day was not. So you really lived that entire year. You're you're gain weight Do you got a taste of a you got a real unit. Oh yeah. He would come and he would come in at eight and like beat down the door. 00:08:30:29 - 00:08:51:02 Unknown He would like stare at me and be like, Are you going to get up? Are we gonna start the motherfucking day? And I'm like, Well, it's 8:00. And he's like, I got coffee at our bacon. I got what the fuck he need? And I'm like, So I got coffee, bacon. They both there's nine boat leaves at nine. And I knew if I hadn't got my ass off, I would be I wouldn't know what one not paying for. 00:08:51:02 - 00:09:03:27 Unknown But when they're relaxing, when you know what I'd have done if I were you, I'd be like, Honey, I'm a stay my ass. Right? Here you go. Get on the boat, lady of day. Happy day. I'm on my way here on the shore for Thursday and Friday that we were there. I did, because I had to work, do it. 00:09:03:27 - 00:09:18:19 Unknown Work like I had to go to work. And from there, from 8 to 5. And he went out and did his thing. That's of course, the time he got the shark. I was asking about like, now I we get a shark. I hope we get to. Sure. The two days he goes out without me. He got a game shark, huh? 00:09:18:21 - 00:09:35:26 Unknown Right. But you didn't actually pull that fucker up and, like, get a good look at him. Yeah, it was a little. The one I call a little pictures was a little baby shark. Yeah, he was like a little. So none of them have counted yet because he doesn't want. Yeah, see that's he can't put of on the wall even though it's actually kind of perfect. 00:09:35:28 - 00:09:58:12 Unknown If he had a shark, it was smaller than that fish on the wall. That would be really fucking funny. But like, he wants a motherfucker that's, like, in two pieces swimming into the Marigny because a kid, he has to be at least seven foot eight here. Because the kid because the kid came off sharks, six footer birds. You know, she got like I said, you bring it back on you. 00:09:58:13 - 00:10:13:10 Unknown She got seven carcass moms talk to him stuff. Take a picture with a tape measure that all mean and frame it Yeah And then then they do it and he's going to go down to a taxidermist and make them make a copy. Yeah. They take it. That gets made the way they do all that. Like that. They don't. 00:10:13:10 - 00:10:28:25 Unknown They don't have to wait for it right now. I picked up shrimp like I was. I had beaten shrimp out a little thing for him. I tried to become a boat, but I thought, I mean, that was the running joke. Like I said, I gave the eczema, the thank you card when we were leaving and I signed it. 00:10:28:25 - 00:10:44:25 Unknown Love this boat, boat bitch in training, because I. That's what they kept calling me. Like I kept fucking up though. Like I untied this one. Not at one point. I'm trying to get this raft out because I thought I was being helpful. Like I was looking for things to do to, like, help everybody. And I untied the bow line, but like that. 00:10:44:25 - 00:10:59:28 Unknown And what did you learn from experience? You don't get happy lines. And Poppy made me watch YouTube videos with him and teach myself how to fucking tie a bow line. He was like, I'm not going to for you. We're going to learn to do this together, girl. And I was like, Okay, I like it here, honey, you fucked up. 00:10:59:28 - 00:11:19:17 Unknown So what I need to do is Here, look at this here YouTube video that did you watch reality videos and tap and slide underneath that. They taught me a bunch of things I have here, here. And so I know all about boat life now I get it. Those are nice folks. Like I went to the clubhouse. Tanner Bass met him for the meet, all with Uncle Jimmy. 00:11:19:17 - 00:11:37:08 Unknown I did. I met Jimmy right now. Where That's my bigger. I even got to meet a crazy cousin. What was that guy's name? Here's a crazy cousin, Dad. Yeah. Yeah, he was funny as shit. I can't remember his name, but he was cool. Yeah, I got to meet the whole. The whole fam back here, the one that I call. 00:11:37:11 - 00:12:01:10 Unknown But just like the love and acceptance that they gave me all like, he was absolutely touching. We told you that. I mean, the second I walked in, Poppy was like, Well, you're better looking than the last person he brought down. I didn't know he was on my Jay-Z. How he. I was like, you, Brad, you are better. Look, I saw we sat in, man. 00:12:01:13 - 00:12:20:11 Unknown He's just fucking with you. Yeah, they were like the most down to earth people, and I can't say enough nice things for you. All right? It was awesome. The whole thing. Start, finish, Awesome trip. Good, good, good. He got to experience live action in his mystery unit. You two haven't scared her off yet. Yeah, No shit. He took me on a daily. 00:12:20:18 - 00:12:39:01 Unknown Daily date every day. We went to a fucking Walmart while we were. Hey, that's how you doing, baby? Walking around with his shirt around his neck and his cup. And he's like, Are you? I mean, he's like, Babe, they wouldn't have cupholders in the car. They want you drunk and Walmart go for good. Oh, my God. He's got a good point there. 00:12:39:01 - 00:12:55:02 Unknown There is logic behind that is I don't know if I agree with it can bad because when you turn the car hot to drink tips over, you spill it all over the place. There's not a wet floor for someone just for drinking. You got your order and everything. So you put clothes on and then at least need to be drinking. 00:12:55:04 - 00:13:17:21 Unknown I mean, my God damn, it's so hot. You can't even slow down in a golf cart. So you got the basket. You can't even, you know, and enjoy your game. But you are fucking already the jalopies of fucking car. Look, the hot lake. Was that when I was looking at when I was looking at me, I set my drink down inside of inside the rack where the meat is. 00:13:17:23 - 00:13:38:13 Unknown You forgot about it right into it. All right. I got back without trace. Back must buy spots and I stop down It that much. It was sitting up all sexy like. And I laughed. All do scared me. Grandma can't walk walking along the way. And I was he really well was the best drink I recognize. Like the staff started to recognize us by the end of the week. 00:13:38:13 - 00:13:58:04 Unknown We were there so much more than you could pass for a Floridian on his where the liquor store is connected to the Walmart too. Yeah, they have a Walmart liquor store. It's like Walmart, wine and spirits. Yeah. The cup holder is for your liquor too. So I'm not going to Walmart. I'm going to the liquor store. But if I'm not going to the liquor store, I'm going to Walmart. 00:13:58:09 - 00:14:21:09 Unknown Yeah, well, there's two places that are in the exact same footprint that you need to go to at least once a day, Every day. So every other day you're going to be there every day. Like if it ain't today, I'm getting Letterman. Tomorrow it's today I'm going Wal-Mart. So I might as well keep it up about them at the same damn time and drink some more while I'm here my way about like five handles or catamarans. 00:14:21:09 - 00:14:41:05 Unknown This is the first time they're three. So crazy. We did have a shout out to the Sandbar Tiki Club. That place was fucking amazing. They had like one DUI. There was this guy playing drums and he was a deejay and he would just play the drum track to all these awesome fucking songs. And they were like, He appalls me again. 00:14:41:05 - 00:15:04:06 Unknown And he would stop singing. And it was the dopest shit I've ever seen. Like he had these people off their asses dancing and it was like the best time. So shout out to Sandbar. There you go. Right. Inglewood, Florida. Yeah. He's playing whatever. He was amazing. Eminem to Busta Rhymes. Eminem and Busta. Don't hear the buzzer. He had the bass apart like this morning right here. 00:15:04:08 - 00:15:24:04 Unknown This white boy is killing the game. Funny as shit. He would be like now introducing Chicago College. And then he would, like, spin around and then he would just start singing fucking Phil Collins. He was introduced. He would be our cover to the stage and he would just start singing a different part of the party, talking about, Dude, it's driving me back. 00:15:24:04 - 00:15:46:12 Unknown I was so talented though. Like, I'm it's our fault when I'm on everything because he was so talented so very, very. It's amazing. Overall. Sounds like a good trip. Dan Yeah, he was fun. Didn't lose no body, didn't fall over, didn't lose no fingers. Yeah. All right. Come back when everything that away we got. What you got here? 00:15:46:14 - 00:16:07:16 Unknown Dude, it's. He can't even figure out how to articulate to shit. He wants to say, man, back on a month and can't figure out how to do this. This is the first war that's been brewing that this is clearly something he's been thinking. There can't be. We had a right away like what was going on. Yeah. Not always there in the crosswalk. 00:16:07:19 - 00:16:25:13 Unknown All right. Yes. If they're in a parking lot, that's all people. They should keep an eye out for him in a parking meter restaurant, huh? Uh huh. Okay. So you're walking inside of Bill. You're in a restaurant right now. Okay. They get to board flights before I ran to Hooters. Right to Hooters. Right. We getting ready to go to the bathroom? 00:16:25:16 - 00:16:44:00 Unknown Right. Hold up. Did you cut in line in front of a hand, That person the back. And we're just saying this is where we're at, you know, because bathrooms are going on. Right. So. So let's just say the guy just so you know, just screams on it right by the bottle. So he's pushing with his hands. Nice slide. 00:16:44:00 - 00:17:03:04 Unknown You know. So this is what they were doing that used to be he'd be slammed. Do we go to DGA Fridays, too? If you want to try, try to go to bed. Me? Go right there. Right there in. Right here. Right now. Now, he just right here in the hallway, like the walkway is right here. And he skirts cock diagonal, right. 00:17:03:04 - 00:17:26:10 Unknown Did a right to the dome, Right to the bathroom. Yeah. But in a way to bedroom. Is. Is he in a room right near where he. No, he and we are, you know, not cutting. Oh. But he kind of is blocking the entrance because he's not blocking the entrance and he's just making it more accessible for him because he knows I'll probably go out and hit this motherfucker quick so my dress world, I need to try to get around him to go to go to the back. 00:17:26:10 - 00:17:54:15 Unknown But he managed to scoot up a little bit. I believe that the thing that they do is have basic courtesy people that are less fortunate and not be getting mad at the handicapped man. He's like, Ma'am, well, okay, so this goes way back. This goes right back to the well, when it comes to a break, dancer and the handicapped gap shoes got to right away their earlier we said to break dancers got to right away there because the break dancers in made motion on the dance floor. 00:17:54:15 - 00:18:10:24 Unknown If you're handicapped and you go on the dance floor, you ain't got no fucking business to complain and you get yourself knocked down. All right? You're standing in front of the bathroom, in the hallway, in front of the bathroom. You are in the right away. You have the right of way as the handicapped person waiting on the bathroom. 00:18:10:24 - 00:18:29:17 Unknown Well, let me ask you guys this. I pose this question. I'll tell you how a paraplegic I have a boss that you're you ex-boss. Good, good friend of mine, paraplegic. Right. So we've had this discussion before. Do you guys go into the handicapped stall when you go in the bathroom? Or do you think that the handicaps all should be reserved for just handicapped people the way all the parking spaces? 00:18:29:17 - 00:18:49:02 Unknown I thought because I you can I, you know, if I'm PM and there's nobody in there don't count. You got to go. You got you got to stick out the card. Okay then you're fine. You're fine. You fuck way. That's fine. Having membership would be. I'm just doing that. Get that so that that's irrelevant. Because when the centers open The centers. 00:18:49:02 - 00:19:07:15 Unknown Oh, for example, I got shit myself because I ain't handicapped. No, no, dude. I mean, if I'm going to shit myself, I will use the handicaps. Exactly. But I'm not going to go in there immediately. If it's not. All right, where would you would you go? Are you okay? I'll go in. Would you. Would you pay to turn off a handicapped got in road in your role? 00:19:07:18 - 00:19:26:12 Unknown Yeah. Yeah, he did. You just see it did. And I know. No matter. Okay, I got another question for you. Do you get heated Clanks. Clanks with a little down on on that little corner. Joiner Yeah. My God. They're So here's the claim that now I've got a question. So say you're taking a shit that had got a bell. 00:19:26:15 - 00:19:43:16 Unknown You see the wheels roll up when you come out that stall. Are you acting like you had me capris right here? My baby. I had to go real bad. And you know, now I'm a town straight up. I had to do. I had to use that before I became a because I have to tell you. Right. It actually is physical humor. 00:19:43:19 - 00:19:59:03 Unknown That's why, you know, I can say that that's that's level of me being a park before you say something like that. I think, like, if I was in line with somebody and like, I handicaps, I was available, I would probably let them go ahead of me. And just like, especially if they're handicapped. Yeah, I would. Absolutely. I'd like to take a handicapped. 00:19:59:06 - 00:20:20:23 Unknown Yeah, I'm probably handicapped. But if I'm going to a restaurant, like it sounds like coming up, coming up, do goddamn what you would call sound like you were ready to butt in line over to fucking vacation. This this happened. This had this happened in the club, this situation where there was just this park in front of the back and he just post up right there, like in the hallway and he were trying to walk and I'm just like, Oh, and everybody's guy to try to die. 00:20:20:24 - 00:20:40:02 Unknown That's also could be a handicap. He just posted up right there, be his way of fucking just being an asshole to people. I mean, that might be I don't mean you you in your descriptions are never adequate to the point where I feel like I'm making an adequate judgment on this scenario. Like, I'm like I don't know, go into for details, but. 00:20:40:10 - 00:21:00:11 Unknown But I don't need to because the world will know exactly what I was speaking of development, I mean, I was great. But if it matters as if that matters, making like 17 people listening right now are going to be like, No, hell not. I'm talking about that dude. It was in the fucking bathroom down in Florida this past weekend. 00:21:00:14 - 00:21:21:23 Unknown Now in Florida, T.G.I. Friday's. Oh, and you know what? I'm going to give a shout out to my homeboy, Elon Musk, because he figured out a way to get money out of me with Twitter because now we're posting videos on Twitter and saw that we're on Twitter now. That's right. For this episode will be on Twitter soon. Did you did you put it on Twitter or do we just get it on Twitter? 00:21:21:29 - 00:21:41:04 Unknown We've been on Twitter, but Twitter blew at us and now we can post videos. Wow. Yeah. Well, I have to find space. He was trying to make money on Twitter. He's making people pay a certain amount of a monthly fee in order to view a certain amount of tweets per month. And in order to post a certain amount. 00:21:41:04 - 00:21:59:20 Unknown Right? Yeah. And you get certain features when you concerned. I like being able to post videos that are more than a minute. He monetized it basically he made it. Plus if you stir up a whole bunch of fucking tweets and shit, if you stir up a bunch of traffic, you get monetized and paid back by Twitter. So that's the hope is emotionalism. 00:21:59:23 - 00:22:25:23 Unknown We can stir up much shit, get people, but just hating is up there. Well, you know, we get out there and people being mad at us like they do on Twitter and I. Well, how dare you guys say that are mad at you on Twitter and like, we don't really support we got haters out there. It's serious. We got some more that went to flatter fucks tyranny to flatter folks out here Any progress on flatter folks I have to look I just got back tomorrow. 00:22:25:25 - 00:22:45:05 Unknown We need to hire somebody I could found. I'm down in Florida. Hey, I'm up very well. Come be a season for free, man. Come how that is, man. We need to find somebody to sit up. We need to find some stripper, some shit like that. We need a sister. People need magic. When they would have asked me last night. 00:22:45:07 - 00:23:09:16 Unknown This is talk. She told me that we wouldn't even talk to her about all the perspectives in life. Yeah, You know, we'd like to enter a minute, but she checked. It's like, you know, kind of to check that. Did you want to bang? Really want to have a flat or number one? That's what I want to have. Number number two, no, they don't want to be called middle chicks now, but that's the kind of major chick I need in my life, is one that, like, wants newer parents. 00:23:09:20 - 00:23:32:00 Unknown But it's like, yeah, fuck, man, admitted Pussy Riot. I won't go. No. Yeah, yeah. He want he want to. Really. Yeah. And they want he want the ranch admitted that. No she Amazing thing right. Yeah. You right. Yeah. All they got lady who cares about major dating thing. How you feel about that. Yeah. Yeah I never been like I wonder what that midget deck is like. 00:23:32:02 - 00:23:50:19 Unknown Oh, man. Did Garrett Bryant throw you off? He come out with a hammer. I'm still the regular day because I'd like it when you come out. Come up so big. Let's look at what the fuck I have. My hammer. When it came off this month. Forget everything. When the kids come out. Man on the couch, you don't know what he going to be A midget. 00:23:50:19 - 00:24:06:07 Unknown They don't come, like, stamped or nothing like that with an arm on their chest. You know, they're going to be a major door figure. You like going to be regular people? You think you know the doctor, Doctor Twan, when he when he goes to clip that big cliff, that big, he just know he's just going to be a grown ass man. 00:24:06:07 - 00:24:27:03 Unknown But then if you don't be grown ass man, he was still grown. Maybe a normal day. I a normal small my vagabond. Yeah, I would think not. No matter. I don't know. Maybe it's not like midget cheeks got a five inch camel or something like that. You know my face, man. You're disgusting. So you just got some midget. 00:24:27:03 - 00:24:49:06 Unknown She's got, like, a devil Madonna followers on Instagram. Why go beat out? What's going on? Let me. Let me tell you why I'm gonna lose them to a midget to fucking know it. That'll be the demise of our relationship. It's words can tell I'm almost five nine, like while I roll over for worth forever. Look at your hands. 00:24:49:13 - 00:25:12:10 Unknown You okay? You don't have much at all. Think about to speak about somebody coming at you, right? Yeah. He got to get it. Is he going to be the step ladder you know? I mean, why would you stay in it? He go climb on that little table right there. Be like, Are you ready for this? See, I just can't coming back. 00:25:12:13 - 00:25:37:09 Unknown Reason why you're not intrigued by midget dick is because I'm intrigued. I didn't say I'm not interested, but like it. Ladies, like short little lady people or whatever they're they prefer to be referred to as. There's a far greater chance of them having a very tiny for JJ, which has its own appeal on its own self. I guess they're an oddity because they don't look like other women that you've been with, right? 00:25:37:11 - 00:25:51:26 Unknown So like you don't meet midgets on a regular basis and like you go to a bar in every town has like a group of midgets to show off, you know what I mean? Like every little town might have a group of something else or might be a group of gays or blacks or whites or whatever, but is rarely like a group of midgets. 00:25:51:29 - 00:26:10:13 Unknown Join that, like fat. What is that, like a fat lady? Yeah. And you can redefine a midget with that on the radio. So it's like, what is that? What you going to look for? Like my fetishes, dwarf? I don't know. Maybe we need to ask you, like, how would you go about making this fantasy real? Hey, you're the one that's worried about losing him to a midget, so maybe we shouldn't. 00:26:10:20 - 00:26:30:17 Unknown Maybe we shouldn't. Boy, pursue. Maybe we shouldn't pursue what's going on with this. This is not how you cover me and refrigerator. That's. What's your voice. That's insane. Hey, look, Brad, don't cover to cover me. Get out. Ever since he covered it with a piece of paper cover to make. Now you cover. He covered. Did. So I have. 00:26:30:18 - 00:26:54:20 Unknown I have a controversial topic with you guys. All right. While we're talking about smaller veggies. Right. So I was already today or there and I was I came across some personal me more about small a change. Well okay so no this is the thing I can actually speak to this on a personal level, right? Like after you have a child, there's this thing called the husband stage where if you have a vaginal birth, they will pull extra stitch. 00:26:54:22 - 00:27:15:01 Unknown Extra stitch. I heard about that, and I'm all for it. Okay? Really? I don't know. I don't know damn well if it if you be shocked at the amount of men that like. I have a friend that works in labor and delivery, and she's like, You would be fucking appalled at the amount of dudes that, like, pull the doctor aside secretly and ask that to happen, because I promise I'd be worried. 00:27:15:01 - 00:27:31:21 Unknown I'd tear it up, too. We'll see. Now, here's a of let it heal. Well, I mean, but it was still like, you know, like now so just this but damage happens and if you're stitched up, that ain't like a permanent dang. So if you do some damage later, whether or not it will go back to go back to normal. 00:27:31:21 - 00:27:52:19 Unknown But let me tell you, after I had my first, they did that shit to me. Couldn't have sex for like almost a year. Like it was fucking painful. Yeah, right. And that would be my concern about it. But see, here's the thing. The reason why and this is what I is and this is coming from me, is that when men are in their in the room, when women are given the natural births. 00:27:52:19 - 00:28:12:14 Unknown Yeah. So they see what happens. It's traumatizing. Yeah. It's fucking the guys does because they're not ready to be completely sexualizing their wife. Exactly. It's not. It's not a sexy little toy no more. It's not the playground anymore. But it's the mother of Earth. Yes. That's why I ain't having none. I go because when you see that, she's like, What the fuck? 00:28:12:15 - 00:28:31:18 Unknown Like, I can't fuck with Danette because he has a message. That's all the people said. It's. And you see, it's just that I would imagine, like, I made him. I made him take down a goddamn picture that they had plexiglass over and they like I wanted them to dim the lights when I was giving birth to my first right, I was like, Dim the light. 00:28:31:18 - 00:28:49:20 Unknown They then the light and it created a shadow where I could literally see my legs up in the stirrups and I would have been able to see everything I was like, Take that picture down. That picture's got to fucking go. If I don't want to see what happens to me down there, I will never. And that's that's one of those things where, like, ruin me, you know, the Jew talks about fisting. 00:28:49:21 - 00:29:04:12 Unknown How can I be with a woman that likes to get fisted? Because what the fuck can I do after. Exactly. She's putting the whole arm up in there. It's kind of like the similar mentality of, okay, well, now that like, a whole fucking human body fell out of that. But JJ, will, I really want him to ever be the same. 00:29:04:12 - 00:29:20:16 Unknown Do I ever want to go full with that for JJ again? Right. You know, a lot of a lot of men, unfortunately. I mean, it's not my fault entirely, but, like, it does something to me. Psychologically. It does, because they see it. It's more like, What the fuck now? Like, I didn't like, just hold my hand. Yeah, I mean, that's what I would do. 00:29:20:18 - 00:29:38:09 Unknown Doctors always doctors always do this shit you want to see? They do. They ask you now to a look? Yeah. Yeah. I see you will take a look. No, I'm crowning. Would you like to watch? No, I don't want nothing to do with the woman's body like poop and herself to explain. Everything comes. All that shit is pretty good. 00:29:38:12 - 00:29:58:26 Unknown Yeah. And Joe wanted a woman's perspective, and I don't mind. That's a whole lot of coming. I'm more like, nasty. Just commenting on how disgusting childbirth sounds on top of, like, my lack of interest in being involved in it at all for mine. We're done with the C-section. You know, So we was in about 15 minutes. It was no problem. 00:29:58:26 - 00:30:17:02 Unknown Like the first one, I mean, of action to the first the first 150. Was that scary? Then we put the suit on. They got the fucking thing up and, you know, they start cutting, you smell of flesh burning cause they got to burn. In contrast to women. Yeah, that's all they want to. You staple them back up after them while you're stitching your stitches. 00:30:17:05 - 00:30:34:09 Unknown Still, you're going to have a scar like I did. Not even that big no more. It's more like that. Like real incision. Now they change scar, make it, and then I wear it. So it goes and they're waiting for me on birth. But like all C-section, scars go different than my scar. The first one. I'm glad I to have one. 00:30:34:09 - 00:30:54:07 Unknown The second one was more interesting because there was like, she bled a lot. There was a lot of blood. Oh, yeah. It's scary. I mean, it's a lot of blood. Well, the doctor was like, Hey, bottle, know how squeamish are you? But I got to show you something. I'm like, okay, what's up? And he picks a program was like, Hey, see this right here? 00:30:54:07 - 00:31:13:29 Unknown Holy shit. This sits right here. We could take that. All right, Now, do you want to see some? I said, man, you know what? Go ahead. Just take it off. Right. Message. You got her here. She's already open. She's still awake. Since you got your ovary in your hand. You might. You possible. Hey. Yeah. So he goes like, if you look all right, no problem. 00:31:14:01 - 00:31:32:11 Unknown And so he's dropped her. You just drop it like it goes back. Like, just we're supposed to do this out. People end up with, like, cotton balls. And so I'm like, mean, whatever, you know? I mean, like, if this is what it is, it's what it is, right? So I go on out and I'm sitting in the fucking room and I'm doing the skin on skin. 00:31:32:11 - 00:31:53:00 Unknown All my daughter and I see a bunch of nurses start running. I'm like, Oh, what's going on here? Yeah, I mean, and I mean, she's still in the room like, oh, usually this shouldn't take this long, and now we're another 15 fucking minutes in like 30 minutes. Now I look at what's happening. Yeah, they're fucking. The doctor comes in and he's looking at me. 00:31:53:00 - 00:32:10:08 Unknown I said, Look, man, at the time, this is what I cared for the woman. This was like I said, Look, man, don't give me the bad news because we are a problem. And if you give me bad news, I let you know. Now, before you say shit. He'll be proud of me. I got my baby girl there and he was like, Oh, that's no problem. 00:32:10:08 - 00:32:28:03 Unknown She just bled out a lot, lost a lot of blood in there. We couldn't get the stitch, couldn't get wound stitched up. Right. You know, just just kept bleeding amicably, amicably memory. Cool. But we good images again. You good? Good. I have some pain because I had we told the doctor go ahead, type everything while I was in there like, yeah, go ahead. 00:32:28:07 - 00:32:46:03 Unknown It's just she's already open. Go ahead, fix it. Now that one we ain't got no rights to. My baby's having it. You know what I mean, man? But then I didn't know that. It's a lot of air that gets built up, and I didn't know how painful that shit was due to that shit. I can't. So they were like, I know. 00:32:46:04 - 00:33:01:23 Unknown Like two friends almost died and C-sections and shit like it's but it's a really. So I was like, well, shit. And I know that all that arrogance you about a the bodyguard of the secretary, you know, like fucking a couple of weeks after that instead of her getting a hysterectomy. But I'm like, well she, she got real. Yeah. 00:33:01:23 - 00:33:24:26 Unknown Y'all can recover from that like two days. It takes a fucking year to heal. Well, for now, yeah. Unless a hernia mesh wraps around your vast difference there. So whoever I didn't tell or. That's awful. That's what happened to him. And fucking blast. Whoa. Yeah, Yeah. You hear what they're doing now, though? So our government decided that they don't want to test recruits in the army. 00:33:24:27 - 00:33:41:21 Unknown If people in the military for weed because of low recruitment numbers. And that's good. Now, it's sort of good, but it's sort of bad because nobody wants to be in the military. Nobody wants to be in the military any fucking way. But I'm like, Yo, hold on, Wait a minute. If you can stop the testing for the military, just legalize this shit, right? 00:33:41:25 - 00:33:59:09 Unknown You talk about you are you are soldiers who should die for this. Yeah. I mean, like, man, I would be a L class detective for the law enforcement agency. Some crappy Batman. Dude, if I could walk around with a fucking weed pipe like Sherlock, like Sherlock Holmes. Yo, yo, it'd be Bernard. Just be showing up and be, like. 00:33:59:12 - 00:34:19:08 Unknown They'd be like, What do you think happened here? And I'd be like, Wait, I'll be the new motherfucker. I'll be Shaft all fucking day. Yes, I'll be like, you And I walked around. Do what Kojak is shabiha. What can we solve? Murders. Right? You know what? That's a TV show right there We go back to the crime scene. 00:34:19:10 - 00:34:39:23 Unknown This small fucker right here, he be our dude. He be the man behind me, the guy driving us around. We'd be in the back talking to a small guy, and they'd be like, You're getting us there, man. Julie We got to get their order. MAN Brown car. Where was the hairdresser? Yeah, I hear his car being. I mean, Griffin isn't around Busta Rhymes. 00:34:39:28 - 00:35:04:08 Unknown Cher That's actually a good idea for if I can shout like stoner detectives, I can watch that. Sheriff. He's so funny. You you're telling me that, like, is you don't even tell me the address. I just get there and we got to be like, All right, we get our car, We're all right here, man. Got to go. And just like going to sit up and I'm going to be a crime scene bears a leg over there, I'm glad to say. 00:35:04:11 - 00:35:28:13 Unknown Right in your Compare me on where he died. I'm going to the Derby all day, every day. I have a driver to have a driver. That videotape to come by reservation or getting fried chicken right. He shows up with chicken. Yeah. I smell like fish already in the breast. Why in the car? Because they're going to turn where you, you know, for cop out. 00:35:28:15 - 00:35:47:25 Unknown How? Over there, you know, how are these drivers? Start an extravagant don't even need this man They woman give us the money and perfect entertainment I'll make this show but I know you all y'all are on strike. The actors and writers, all we all are on strike right now. SAG-AFTRA Yep, Yep. Which is nice, but hey, you know what? 00:35:47:25 - 00:36:08:04 Unknown Get your money, man. Do it for real. The young lady get paid, and the fucking air is not going to be able to make movies there. No, no. And I mean, for real, Like when you all get back around right in this shit, holler at you, boy. I wouldn't mind. GROSS shit is like, trivia me out. So I was watching Netflix with my kids the other night and we saw this new show on Netflix called Deep Fake Love. 00:36:08:04 - 00:36:41:21 Unknown Have you guys heard about this? You I've seen the sheets of pornos out of people. No, they literally like have a dude or like a boyfriend girlfriend. They bring these couples onto the show and then they create a fake cheating scenario with an ally. Cheaters, A guy. Yes. And then like the part their boyfriend or girlfriend, like, watches the video in order to determine did they actually cheat with someone or was this like something that was put on for a like with an AI? 00:36:41:27 - 00:36:59:22 Unknown Yeah, it's like this whole thing. I haven't watched the episode. Yeah, but it's tripping me out. I'm like, wow. Like, I just it blows my mind. Like, just because you can do something in life with all this technology. I don't know if it's actually I think I robot surrogate all these motherfucking fucking movies and already told us what the fuck there is. 00:36:59:24 - 00:37:26:19 Unknown I mean, look at Terminator Brown, Terminator three. We've been know and we know nothing like taking people's voices and share and Greek like so maybe to take the voice that saw and they've been dead for 20 years extras in weird they're making extras digital in them like you know we're going to take you don't know how I feel about it We use you we got you from one scene and we're just going to do with the Beatles of doing that with what's his name. 00:37:26:21 - 00:37:48:04 Unknown The only thing that I'm down for with that is like I've been saying, I want to start now. I want to start doing the porno with that shit from banging chicks and make them look famous. Women. We'll see. Here's a clip. Like Virtual reality or like, let's just have total recall. I Demolition Man Delusion. And then they put it Was I in Demolition Man? 00:37:48:04 - 00:38:03:29 Unknown They had to put on like that. They they like to have sex anymore. Sex? That's crazy. Well, look out because you come in your pants from that. Like, I have zero interest in that now. I don't want to do that. I just want to make porno with real chicks. That makes them look like. Well, see, that's up to Mesa. 00:38:04:04 - 00:38:24:27 Unknown Because look, here's the thing, though. That's a big down, homey. Now, look, as a famous person, best selling thing on the market. All right, Well, don't be surprised when she's like, oh, Ryan Reynolds, do it to me. That's fine. And you're like, My name is sir. You call me, right? I'm like, You like that Deadpool? Did he fucking slay you? 00:38:24:28 - 00:38:48:12 Unknown Got his Green Lantern flick? How you like? Yeah, Yeah. What guy ring? All right. Like Green Lantern. Stick around with it. Hit man Bodyguard's wife on my hit man. This did kill you, girl. Like did. But look, I got to have. You got to. You're right. I got feelings, right? Look, you got to. You got to own your rights as an actor to yourself now. 00:38:48:14 - 00:39:05:04 Unknown Yeah. Because the actors are saying, like, did the strike the people I Look, that's cool. You can go on strike. I can get a lot of generate you on this because we have rights to your shit. Oh, there's going to be so many lawsuits, you know? I mean, but that's fake. There's no guidelines or anything that was set up right now. 00:39:05:08 - 00:39:21:00 Unknown Stevie Nicks just updated her. Well, to say that they under no circumstances are they allowed to use her holographic image, her voice. You have the Dolly Parton, the same thing. Dolly Parton was like something when I'm standing with this show, once the show is done, when we're dead, the show is dead. You can't just keep making Mason Fringe shows. 00:39:21:00 - 00:39:38:25 Unknown Yeah, Yeah. I mean, unless Spotify wants to talk like you have airs that are like you go to take on the show, this man ain't got no here. No, I never talking about it. And he's going to step up and be like, I want to be the new Mason. I mean, just it could have some crazy mechanics out there to make him a show, man. 00:39:38:27 - 00:40:02:11 Unknown It was crazy fanatics. Yeah, I. There's a few. There's. You hear some. There's some not really hard ones and they're not, you know. Yeah. Talk to some people, man. We go, we love them. We love all of them. To some people, maybe to get out of the doubt. Brandon, man, I mean, what the hell? Oh, you. We haven't talked to Brandon in a week and a half minute, because last time we all told him that a hairy man. 00:40:02:18 - 00:40:21:26 Unknown Oh, hair. Your hair was like, do him on a shot out of our homeboys. Oversee Brandon. At least I got him them, my man. I had them up here and Brandon private for years prisons of him. Yeah. I mean, you finally got to be dirty trucker, man. That was cool, man. This motherfucker bury like minded individuals morality, how they're drafted. 00:40:21:26 - 00:40:39:14 Unknown I think the last zoom was, I think was harvest. I think the harvest actually came up, though, when you were let out. Saw he came out one time. Yeah. He was here when you were here. Yeah, but I think he was the last person I was in with. Yeah. Well I mean it only works with so well, but I mean we, I've got all the stuff here now to set it up. 00:40:39:14 - 00:40:59:05 Unknown I haven't set it up, but I've got the facility to make it happen so, you know, we got to do a birthday next week and maybe he'll show up on my birthday next week. My Is it really be 40? Wait, so it's possible, you know, as it was. Yeah. Yeah. You were talking about somebody else. No, I was just saying I was gonna tell Steve on my birthday. 00:40:59:05 - 00:41:20:02 Unknown So you come, but, you know, you know, it wasn't about my tell Steve. It's Elise's birthday, and he needs to come for that. Let me back Sunday. What time? Yeah, well, early for early morning. I could be here when we can do it. Afternoon. What time will you be here? Why don't you bring your show to show, huh? 00:41:20:08 - 00:41:42:04 Unknown What? So you're going to be in Richmond? Yeah. You got him, right? It's his girlfriend's 40th birthday, so. Yeah. So you got some fortune on there. Maybe we'll come to a show night. We could. We could watch You do doing Mike. Let me find out about. You know, he could for real. And we got to try. He's got the mobile studio pretty capable. 00:41:42:06 - 00:42:01:05 Unknown We throw a few mikes in the box, a couple of the stands. We get down there, She got to offer. Yeah, maybe. I know my way around Richmond like I do these. Oh, this man is at Fox or Crab is with a right to try to make a right turn. Yeah. Oh, man. Make a right in this neighborhood right there. 00:42:01:09 - 00:42:20:18 Unknown His simple gadget out. He's out about that. More later. With that said, we're gonna have to bring this episode of the Mason of Friends show to a close. We'd like to thank you so much for listening. We'd like to encourage you to listen to old episodes as well as new episodes. Share. Subscribe. That's right. Tell your friends Don't bogart this bitch. 00:42:20:21 - 00:42:37:06 Unknown Be nice to people that look like you. Be nice people that don't look like you. Don't be a dick. Little bit follow. Besides a gentleman. Keep moving forward. That's right. Keep grinding on the shit you're trying to get done because that's how things get done. We believe in you. That's right. We hear some G-Unit bruh and don't forget how much we love you. 00:42:37:09 - 00:42:54:10 Unknown And the next episode we'll play with you. Unit song. 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