00:00:00:00 - 00:01:06:08 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, for the 791st time, it is the Mason and French show featuring live via Zoom. The homie Big Mike, a.k.a. El zu Moreno. Yeah. Me? Oh, yeah. Also joining us is that dude called Jew, a.k.a. El Jew Barrino I was just me. I am Mahoney, a.k.a. El Mahoney in Reno and just made that one up. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. 00:01:06:10 - 00:01:29:18 Unknown Was having a yeah was good out there today day me homie Reno that's that's my homie Reno It's like I was laughing about one of the things we were. I called the Jew during the show, but I can't remember it again. I'm always trying to remember shit when I can't remember shit, but he started to sound like him a little bit. 00:01:29:18 - 00:01:59:08 Unknown I know, man. I'm all fucked up. I'm totally out of whack and I can't concentrate on shit. I don't know. Try and get it together, man. It'd be like that, man. It'd be like, Hey, so forgive us. I'm doing a whole new video set up right now on this. I got Big Mike on the zoom screen with a camera on that joint because it's way a big pain in the ass to try to record on the iPad and then transfer that over because it takes up way too much space there. 00:01:59:12 - 00:02:24:27 Unknown You know, some of the finer tuned details of the stupidity of this show and how we get it down, how we get down and such. But, you know, I'm enjoying myself still. There you go. I like it over there. I like a little task, you know, a little something to overcome like Mike on Zoom. Yeah. So, look, I put this doing on Instagram the other day, right? 00:02:24:29 - 00:02:54:06 Unknown With record and we're how to go with fucking Forest and and Bobby Bouchard and border boy say man tied game 30 seconds left force wants to go home Bobby things for us to talk bad about his mom could Bobby be for us now Jude said that Bobby got on because the retard strength that Bobby got who he's stronger, who's retard, stronger, stronger forces. 00:02:54:06 - 00:03:21:26 Unknown Retard strength. Who is Bobby Rush? What? Waterboy? The Waterboy. All right, so here's my thing, though. He's got a catch force. Well, I don't think he's catching force. I don't know, dude. I think once you get forced to throw down, he's going to throw down. So I don't think that what you're like. You're saying go run force is trained by the army. 00:03:21:29 - 00:03:39:18 Unknown Well, you seem to wait for us. Beat the shit out of it due to the Black Panther Party. All of them. The Black Panther Party, Jenny's boyfriend's what to do, Why he beat the shit out of the ball fucker. And when he throws down, he throws down hard. Corey squared up, he's swinging. He's fully following through like force. 00:03:39:21 - 00:04:02:13 Unknown Force is a problem. It's like if you get force to hit you, like you're going to have a problem. So I think they force is going to overcome any Adam Sandler character is out look I'm team for so this because like I said Bobby Shea has to catch force he ain't got force three is with this time I mean you know dude you got an opinion on this. 00:04:02:13 - 00:04:10:16 Unknown Are you just going to sit there? I seen Bobby doing. Oh, you bet. Vice Bouchet is. We got him all day, man. 00:04:10:19 - 00:04:33:29 Unknown So you think Waterboy can catch? Yeah, he's just. What was he, a running back anyways? But is this a fight on the football field, or are these fools just fight? What was your back? My receiver for Turner Field ain't gonna make it. Well, what position did he play? My first something. Just a punt return special teams. Well, yeah, because he's special. 00:04:34:03 - 00:04:56:15 Unknown But this was a fight, though. I thought these idiots are going to just fight like we're going to shut him up, man. No, let's not. Let's not. Celebrity Death Match is just. He's on defense. He's on all this football field. Yeah. In power turn, Bobby Rush is laying his retreads down, bro. He never run passant. Nah. If if Horace got that ball, they say for what he did. 00:04:56:15 - 00:05:19:04 Unknown He had four set four run for four straight, though you can do you can lay him down, bro. He don't cut or nothing. Just run straight for us. Went to the side he knows how to cut before took out a whole band. He took out the whole marching band. Well, that's not counting on those. A bunch of soft ass motherfuckers. 00:05:19:07 - 00:05:36:11 Unknown Yeah, well, I don't know. I think it's a really stupid debate. You ever a strong lover and band? Maybe The tube guy. I heard him over a whole lot. The big ass. Yeah, terrible. But on that, the bass. Drop the big break. You're going to have, like, petty stuff. They're playing the violin and shit like that, you know? 00:05:36:11 - 00:05:59:17 Unknown I mean, so you only I like. Yeah, I'm fully lost, bro. Y'all are ridiculous. Now, some dumb ass motherfuckers. Also, they're thinking about this. You're like, Yeah, you know, And I'm still team for Mike. You think about the dumbest shit. I'm all team force with this dumb shit too, but you really be on some dumb shit sometimes, Mike. 00:05:59:20 - 00:06:16:10 Unknown It just popped up in my shit and I'm like, You know what? That's a good question. I wonder, like. Like, All right, like, there's one meme out there. This is how does a blind person know when to stop wiping their ass everyday shit? That's a really good question. That's like a tree fall in the woods kind of question. 00:06:16:10 - 00:06:35:21 Unknown Like, Oh yeah, the blind man has, you know, an ass is really clean. Yeah, he got a sniff. No, bro, no. You case that you assholes always fuck, you just can't have shit as we're at the fourth wipe. You got to you got to sniff it. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You got the four strikes and then sniff, see where you're at, I think. 00:06:35:22 - 00:06:58:19 Unknown I don't know. This is what I'm doing. Like, this is what I'm doing. This blind man, I was nepotism blame. Oh, no. Oh, no, you buddy. Oh, you just took a shit. So even if you sniff, you still go smell shit. I'm inclined to agree with my man Mike on this, but you can see the strong fragrance. But numbers, You know, if it's like a number seven, that means you need to strike again. 00:06:58:24 - 00:07:18:12 Unknown I need you, like. But if you're hitting it like a three, you might get away with it so far. Tom Yeah, He could have said underneath his fingernails they were saying he could had fingernails. You two. He got to have you got to train a dog. You got to have a shit sniffing dog, right? Do her dog work, dog, sniff your ass and bark to tell you how many more times you wipe your ass. 00:07:18:13 - 00:07:41:29 Unknown The more. Yeah, you three. But three barks is three more lives, right? You need to take care. You need to care it again. It's just asking if a dog was with me. It's stupid asking Infidel so they could check it out. About who? You suck. Well, more white. Yeah. They want more care. Oh, liar. Oh, that's a lot. 00:07:42:03 - 00:08:11:12 Unknown That's just so quiet that just a small, quiet room. You might have a little something there. Let's do a courtesy through courtesy one. Just make sure we square it all off there. Yeah. All right. I got to. I got a question that me and smoke come up with yesterday here on the couch Here? Oh, yeah, Because you kid, you have your girl puts you in handcuffs, you sure? 00:08:11:14 - 00:08:29:20 Unknown A fuzzy, fuzzy brick. I mean, she should be like, you know, I don't know what's going on in there and all this person. That's to say, we're just us. That one now. Well, like, I mean, where did you get handcuffs? I need more of a plan. Then. Can I just cuff you? Okay, here's the thing. I know. That's for goal. 00:08:29:22 - 00:08:50:29 Unknown Hey, all the fuck? No, because she got this shit out of her. Do. Yeah. Your butthole. Your butthole is there. It is. Penetrated. If you get a haircut, bro, you see, like. And I'm like, Yeah, no, thank you on that. But like, if it, when it's a vegetable or a thumb or a finger but you know, if it wants to like, you know, like slowly blow me for like a long time while I'm handcuffed, like I can wrap my head around that. 00:08:51:06 - 00:09:11:01 Unknown She has to do lots to do a lot of fun stuff. Like, I can totally be down. So you couldn't do the through the bed, through the headboard, handcuffed, like to where you're in it to win it. You're like this, you know, I'm saying, No, that's this. I'm sorry. I know I'd be fine. Locked down, like being fully strapped to the bed and having a bunch of fine shit. 00:09:11:01 - 00:09:26:02 Unknown If I trust the guy, what's going to do and then I can do. I don't want to end up like George or Seinfeld with some bitch right out. The jump is going to fucking rob me a shit bastard. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm good. I'm not doing that with some bar bitch. Yeah, No, no, it won't be like that. 00:09:26:04 - 00:09:43:16 Unknown But I don't know, man. I don't know if I can be straight like that. I mean, I could do the handcuffs, I believe, but I don't think I can do to off against his shackles. I'm like, Nah, I mean, like in. I can't move. I need to lay. I need to lay free. But you've been around mixed shit. 00:09:43:19 - 00:10:02:03 Unknown You always say that you can't. How do you spin it around with handcuffs? That is a hand. You did a little break dance spin, you know. I mean, you just. You think you're going to you're going to spin that helicopter your way out of that. You're going to windmill your way. And yes, you flinging a bone in there. 00:10:02:04 - 00:10:19:01 Unknown And, you know, he got that that fast and Furious logic. That's what you got a Mike, do me a favor. Stay a little closer to that, Mike. Bring it a little closer to you. I got you. That ain't no problem. Boom. How about that, right? Oh, no, man. I'm just gonna be tweaking on these this audio the whole time. 00:10:19:01 - 00:10:39:29 Unknown That's all I know. And got you guys. We got you. We had to get you a nice, nicer mike over there is probably how I just got to said, Hey, let me just drop it down a little bit for you. Ladies and gentlemen, Mister. This is what they fine tuned to show some time to Midway because we're full amateurs, but we're still having a good time. 00:10:40:01 - 00:11:01:26 Unknown Uh huh. All right, let me check it out now. You sound a good deal better to a degree, but just. Just concentrate on talking into. So that's all you should be. Good, bad, bad man. Because I turn you up about as much as I can without making it explode on us. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Well, no. No handcuffs for me Now. 00:11:01:28 - 00:11:22:08 Unknown See you. And I just think y'all just some pussy, that's all. I. He's not here. No, no. Look, I have perfectly good reason he's violated, and he's gonna be violated. Well, he's. He thinks that no handcuffs fit him and that he's scared of being violated right there. It's not that I. We know the gospel has to stay the way she wants to steal my booty. 00:11:22:08 - 00:11:53:10 Unknown Oh, look, like not. That's not for me. And he's got a valet here, so that's not going to have it. I'll buy it. Yeah, I would be a I would not be opposed that that that's not going to happen. They just need to ain't. I can't do it. I see the violence with clothes and I can tell. Yeah. 00:11:53:10 - 00:12:10:03 Unknown I don't know man. I think that's, that's like. I don't know. I wouldn't want it. Like you're marrying this girl that you don't trust to tie you up and not you check his asshole. You know what I mean? That's it. Well, you can't leave it over. But that's all he's wearing. Even over there, like, Yeah, we good on everything, But she still make a lot booty. 00:12:10:03 - 00:12:48:06 Unknown How if I'm not playing at ten, she's got a face or whenever she walks by me, you say, you know, you know I saw his on this day on lockdown. I was not open till I figured shit. So that's it. Mike Michael's booty hole is remains on lockdown until he's here. Until he's taken a shit. And he's worried if he gets handcuffed by his or say she will put something in his booty hole. 00:12:48:09 - 00:13:18:05 Unknown How is that fair? Is that a fair description? Chris? Absolute answer is correct. Well, that's she goes on that. That's pretty amusing. That's pretty amusing. Mike, You're balls guy marrying a woman. I thought that man woman like that good on you. Because I told her, I said, you know, when I get old and I got a, you know, the diapers and shit all like, you know, I've changing them. 00:13:18:05 - 00:13:37:19 Unknown I have a nurse come and do all that. You're not allowed. She had a lot to do with your ass. Oh, yeah. She definitely violated. I don't ask what would be the fun of that if he's already, like, shitting himself? What's he going to come in there and fucking, like, take his manhood then for like, that? Don't make no damn sense just to say he did it. 00:13:37:20 - 00:14:01:27 Unknown Yeah, Just as I get the fucking prints. Okay. I'll go get the press automatically. That's some fucked up shit, Mike. Yeah, you tell it. I mean, we all tease, you know? I mean, why do you, like, you really do like horror movies? Look at him. He's living with. He's sleeping with the enemy at this point. Was this is it? 00:14:02:00 - 00:14:24:28 Unknown Like even when I sleep, my sister on lockdown, it must just be. It's always place. Not even a bug getting in there. No, ain't brought it to my ass. Why don't you get a. I'm saying, why don't you get a legitimate like. Like a chastity belt, like underwear. Now you got to get like chain underwear that locks and you lock yourself in it, you like and sleep here. 00:14:25:00 - 00:14:45:07 Unknown And then to do my dick got to be out. Yeah. Okay. Is how you are prone to being a really violated if you're lying on your back if you've got delayed. They've never stayed back down. Like you can't be right. But see the way you be drinking back then, you can't roll over back. You got to be back down. 00:14:45:08 - 00:15:11:26 Unknown That's the way we like to sleep. Yeah, back down. Phase up the way we take a nap after that. And at take a nap. Yeah, yeah, babe. That as bad as every time I was out on time at work ever. I just have a let it be like, fuck is wrong with you. Feel kind of like you like her. 00:15:11:28 - 00:15:30:03 Unknown Mike Yeah. Sometime they're like, Well, are you okay or are you fucking kind of concrete? I got, I got a job to get to my fucked up company, man. Like I said, I'm an electrician at times, and other times I just do your job. Guy. You just get free. Hey, look, you want you want to get your job done. 00:15:30:03 - 00:15:43:10 Unknown Yeah. So if they're not going to do what they need to do to set you up to do your shit and you're going to do it for them and get your job done, it's good for me because they know my work, because I had one. Do you come on? Demo day was like, You need a job. I was like, Yeah, not so they fire me and I said, But then I let you. 00:15:43:10 - 00:16:03:16 Unknown I got your number exactly like I was like, Because like I say, I got deal. Like I got the right equipment for what you're doing. I'm like, You're over here just using the wrong equipment, but you're still doing it just takes extra day and a half, you know what I mean? Can give a shit about Alabama. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:16:03:16 - 00:16:20:09 Unknown I mean, you get jackhammers and shit. You. I got a little hammer dragged here, you know, he's got real equipment that's made for you. You let him subcontract you out, be like, I'm going to demo this. It's going to take me 5 hours. I all of me for ten. That's a difference with me and everybody. I'll sit there and beat up the fucking ground all day long. 00:16:20:09 - 00:16:36:17 Unknown I don't give a fuck. This sucks, but I'll do it even talk. So you just go in with a sledgehammer sometimes. Yeah. Like when I finish and touch your shit. If it's as far as far as beating some shit out the way or go getting a cord and a drill and all that. Yeah, I'll take the hammer to it. 00:16:36:19 - 00:16:55:18 Unknown I watch out to come out. Remember what it was like. You got a problem, bro. You just build up aggression. I'm like, Why? No, He's like, Hey, you just beat the shit out of that. Like, for no reason. And I'm like, Well, it was in a way that a reason you don't want that aggressive dog. And I'm like, All right, well, you can't hit it like a bitch, but you got the bad shoulder. 00:16:55:19 - 00:17:18:03 Unknown I know your hands hurt after you do that shit. Like I can still do a 51 mile an hour fastballs, my shoulder and too bad out of place. You know, you get the mileage from Dave Buster's was this underhanded throw. This is over here. I mean, I everybody else there was faster. Everybody, everybody else. The fastball is that like 60 to 63? 00:17:18:03 - 00:17:42:01 Unknown I was running at like 53, 54. Not hurting, not in pain, you know. I mean, but not in pain, not pains. I was cool with it, you know. That's why the fucker said they are clocked Yeah I climbed to don't into baseball game over yonder. Have you guys done do they have at that thing the that that machine you see everybody punch in where you punch you don't have the punch don't over there. 00:17:42:01 - 00:17:58:29 Unknown I've never done that. Yeah they don't have that there don't have that. I've never done that. And what you punch at my Joe maxed it out because fuck the dumb ass I was with, we went to a fuck that we go some movie theater in Fredericksburg had one and I was like, Let me see if I still got it, man. 00:17:58:29 - 00:18:19:23 Unknown I hit that ball. Fuck it. It went by bite out of cross. I was like, Yep, I still got it. I'm good. Well, congratulations, Mike. Mike still got it. Mike can take a couple of punches before that big one land, but I know when I landed you will feel it, Mike And hit with the force of Ivan Drago. 00:18:19:25 - 00:18:46:03 Unknown Yeah, Yeah. Hit you with the hit you with that. If he dies, he dies. Now for you. That's not a machine he should fuck with. So I'm saying he shouldn't be throwing the ball at the P shouldn't be throwing it. The pitch machine that tells him he's got 60 mile an hour. That's true too. But that punch machine is definitely one that the fuck Because go fuck with his ego because he will hit that bitch and be like Oh no, know that that shit hurts worse. 00:18:46:05 - 00:19:07:09 Unknown That it's the stuff like the push in motion and end up in the pool. Jerk that really fucks my shoulder up. Not so much throwing the ball. It's like trying to grab shit. Like if something's falling and I got to try to grab that motherfucker fast to kind of shit that. So what you're telling me is you need to use the and let it fall. 00:19:07:11 - 00:19:21:27 Unknown Yeah. Like if I going to let my kid fall. I'm sorry. Unless you fall on the left side of me, you're angry. Will that target of if you fall in a rise like you see that look? Because they see that we both could be on the ground. Yeah, I feel it like. And now, buddy, I would enable this. 00:19:21:29 - 00:19:38:27 Unknown You go behind, you, give you a kick. But I've be broke up as fuck with the arm hanging out of place and shit looking like male. Yeah, yeah. Male. After he gets out the straight jacket and Lethal Weapon firing of our column, he said, You know, I hear you. I got to go bang my shoulder against a wall. 00:19:38:29 - 00:19:55:06 Unknown Yeah, that's that shit. Like, like I really can't do my job fully. Like, if I were to actually do electrical work where I, like, pull wires, so, like, well, then you damn sure shouldn't be doing the demo. Yeah, well, then was fine. This is the whole the trigger, you know? I mean, we're going to hammer till your shoulder fucking gets vibrated out of socket. 00:19:55:06 - 00:20:24:27 Unknown Oh, yeah. That's shinning. I'll feel good after all day. You won't after I'm there for that. Hang on. Like it. After all that, I'm there for that. He don't want to get tired of the bed, but he likes not sitting on the ground getting that tank vibration going on over there. Oh that don't I. Oh bugger. That's likes the vibration, you know, that's what he says it is. 00:20:24:29 - 00:20:50:02 Unknown Good vibrations. Yeah. Good vibrations. Yeah. Ju ju ju likes the good vibrations cause I retain vibration of an average singing. Agile have been agile. Yeah. You want the chain vibrations, You should get a bitch. Tired of that and hit you with him. Tape vibrating it away to get away to it that you want to take fire breathing space is is is is a semi phenomenal fan that's what he gets when he hits it with the jackhammer. 00:20:50:05 - 00:21:10:01 Unknown Oh no you hear him talking about as they say. It's a simple said again, I don't remember what I say, but I think I said semi sensational for now Yeah is that do is phenomenal sensation but it's not orgasmic I'm not going to bust one off in front of like 37 fucking employees or nothing. Like it's nothing like an it's not an orgasmic, but it's something different. 00:21:10:03 - 00:21:30:22 Unknown Yeah. I mean if I almost right up in there with stranger meet Chad Manning, I mean, you never know. By the way. Yeah, well, you got, you got you ain't really one with your booty holes, so you don't really know, man, that at all. I don't mean to be really very proud that game just out of town. So getting to take vibrated and get penetrated. 00:21:30:22 - 00:21:49:22 Unknown He's getting vibrations, man. I mean, I'm like, that's the thing, right? Like, why you got to be so uptight? Might that one scream, You're tired. They want to let these girls get engaged. Ain't getting in the tank vibrating now penetrated maybe a little bit, but is hell, man. I mean that just that. Like if you shaving your butthole or something like that, you mean, right? 00:21:49:23 - 00:22:23:00 Unknown You're gonna get a little close, something like that, you know, like it's okay. Okay. Okay. What's the matter, Michael? Too much. He's doing too much for something we got. Harry is, you know, hair down area. They got or three down, hair down area tattoo very down here. It's called the taint area that region to take taint region. Yeah but just not to take the said there's a whole region around it you know was saying it's got it's got you got communities around and shit you know I mean that's, that's called the Gooch huh. 00:22:23:03 - 00:22:43:22 Unknown Because you got them over to somebody when they good slick and like Now how did that area look like. Where is that. Where do you hear that? That's the tape. That's the path from your balls to your asshole. That whole paraphrasing the tape, that's the taint. Taint, a.k.a. the space between your balls and your ass. It was. Say, all right, we've got a new one. 00:22:43:26 - 00:23:05:28 Unknown We've got a new area here. Any problem Up all, We're still in. We're still together. Yeah, that's. That's what they calling about the goo. I doubt anybody parts. Okay, Gooch. Well, you can't you can't knock it. You can't knock two houses. These are, you know, I mean, everybody can say things about it. Yeah, well, I'm not, I'm not necessarily agreeing that you got to try everything. 00:23:06:00 - 00:23:25:04 Unknown I'm just saying, like the way you talk about certain stuff from, like, you know, you probably would enjoy that thing that you say you wouldn't do the way you talk about stuff. You know what I'm saying? Mahoney You would have you your tape vibrated. I don't know. Just yeah, probably. Do you think they could have some fun? They can see you could actually. 00:23:25:07 - 00:23:41:16 Unknown If I trust this girl, like, I would let her do it. You can't just put a vibrator. What? I'm. She probably can see that you run all kinds of different vibrating apparatuses they got these days. Yeah, know, and I had to that. Yeah. I don't know. Now. It's a lot of honest. There's a lot of options. Maybe a rose on the tank. 00:23:41:16 - 00:23:58:08 Unknown Might be. It might be. Where is that, Suzanne? Okay, that's what I'm saying. There's not there's not necessarily a problem there, especially if you got a girl that you trust not just go violate you like Mike. No, Rose, man. Now, Mike's got a girl that'll violate him if he lets her get halfway there. Where you go well over. 00:23:58:09 - 00:24:12:23 Unknown This is what he's about. So for a girl, Rose, I won't use it, but I've. I've actually tailored it for yourself. So what you need to do is buy two. You say this one's for you, and this one is for me. I need you. For you, it is my. I need you to take Rose. Agnes, the regular Rose. 00:24:12:23 - 00:24:39:03 Unknown All right? Yeah. Because you can't let her use your rose on her because this will give you that. Clean it off money. No. Nervous. And, you know, washing your dick before you go from home to home, fucking paying liquor. You're not doing it. Oh, you take liquor dirty now you take liquor, liquor. Oh, fucking stover that. God damn it. 00:24:39:09 - 00:24:59:25 Unknown Oh, man, You tell that to take my baby. Get the rose. Well, these are all you know. I told you not to row in any of them things. I don't exactly live your life, Do you Do what makes you feel good? I ain't doing it. Well, that's a certain sound of a violin. You don't sound like you would enjoy it. 00:25:00:01 - 00:25:19:27 Unknown Ed, the Jew sounds like he would. And I'm like, Hey, look, if I just. If I trust the chick, I'm down and I'm here for my beard. Mike, you don't have the situation where you can let yourself trust because you already don't. You got to like, protect. You got to guard against the potential invasion. He'd had to have a booty hole past the booty hole. 00:25:20:03 - 00:25:43:28 Unknown You'd have to have a booty hole patch if you try and get my bra. See you put on the strap. That's the booty whole patch. And, you know, let the booty hole lock when a cock is still exposed, put out a strap with the booty hold back. That's the slip. You are going to take my bread and just put on the fucking Mourinho patch when the strap that's, that's the one you want. 00:25:44:04 - 00:26:03:19 Unknown Then you can close your eyes and enjoy the fine, but just risk free. Do that work. If you sit by the bucket robbery and you see there you go. See, you already know how to do it. You're in no one method. You right? No one method, huh? 00:26:03:21 - 00:26:24:19 Unknown Oh, you feel that? He said now, at which time I see. Right here, man. Try that. Oh, I see. Yeah, I'll tell you. That's nice. The tiny vibration, huh? You heard it all before for that work that you got on anybody over there with five gallon buckets. Everybody said besides the shed, like, got there ready? And it's. It got. 00:26:24:22 - 00:26:54:27 Unknown That's how you get people to do the work for you, man. You're like, look at how nice this isn't like, Oh, I do that. Oh, hold job, everybody. Hammer drill. Oh, buckets. Huh? Huh? I mean, just like here, a whole bunch of have grown ass men do with that double bucket. It's my fucking whole shout out to, to, to Indians out there. 00:26:54:27 - 00:27:30:29 Unknown Mark. And for an indigenous American day, you did. You're. You're okay for me? No, that's not Columbus Day. No more. All right, Indigenous Peoples Day. And not no more Columbus Day anymore. It was this fucked up because a holiday, the holiday formerly known as Columbus Day, now Indigenous Peoples Day. I was probably 30 some years old till I basically found that Christopher Columbus wasn't a white man because in school when they teach you that, you hear Christopher and then Columbus, you think, Oh, that's a white boy, man. 00:27:30:29 - 00:27:51:21 Unknown It, you know, I mean, they ain't gonna be. No, they do tell you he was a Spaniard. There ain't no Spanish. Well, he's Italian, really. Like he sailed for the Spanish Portuguese. I think one of the other can't be Spanish, though. He can't be a Spanish boy, even though he sailed for the Spaniards. I don't think he can be Spanish with a name like that, because I ain't never met no Spanish, Chris. 00:27:51:29 - 00:28:11:29 Unknown All I know is that the Italians claim him and get all butthurt around like Italian heritage and shit. So he's a white boy then at the time you get him, what would Italians aren't even really white. Really? Not like it's one or two Spaniards, though. I don't even know if I agree. I think here's the reason why. That's the reason why I hate all this racial bullshit. 00:28:12:01 - 00:28:26:27 Unknown We're all humans, man. We just come from different places and look a little different. That's why we can have children together. Like if we were different races, like. Like I think people treat race like it's a species, man. Yeah, but you can. Oh, yeah, Yeah. Not, you know, I mean, it's like you're saying we all can mangle, but. 00:28:27:00 - 00:28:55:07 Unknown Well, that's what I'm saying. Like we're one race where the human race, you know, getting apart like exactly all this fucking no matter what the all shit flavor, color, perception, it's all fucking smoke and mirrors, man. It's all bullshit, it's all distraction. It's all things to make us dislike each other and not like, like each other when. Yeah, you know, we got a lot of different shades on this show right here from wanted to bed to bright light. 00:28:55:12 - 00:29:17:03 Unknown You know what I mean? And like, I like that. I don't like being in a group of people that all look the same or all don't look like me. You know what I mean? Like, I wouldn't want to be here with, like, 30 to anybody that's, like, that specific group. But, you know, at the same time, like, I wouldn't be opposed to living somewhere around the world where I was the lone person that looked like me. 00:29:17:06 - 00:29:40:03 Unknown But they would have to be a reason to be there. I'm not going to be like, Yo, me. Just go pack up and move to like South Asia or Kenya or somewhere. You know what I mean? Like, there have to be a reason to go, but it could be cool. All right. There being someplace else. Yeah. Yeah, right. 00:29:40:05 - 00:30:04:25 Unknown I don't know. Like, if I didn't have kids, I probably moved somewhere. Oh, I probably move over over there in a European country somewhere, man. Oh, shut the fuck up. Like not you had a boy. Somebody a day walking it all Know who the fuck else are just talking. I don't. If I didn't had two boys, I would probably. 00:30:04:27 - 00:30:27:28 Unknown You keep saying you'd be on the water. I don't know. No, because now we're getting real. Well, at this point in time in my life. Yeah, but if I was like, working for my same company, I would be traveling with just my father's Johnny. So somebody going out of Florida for, like, six months? Shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Please, dawg. 00:30:27:28 - 00:30:48:09 Unknown I need some. I go to Germany for fucking six months, you know? I mean, fuck it. Yeah, but I need somebody to go here for whatever I try to do that shit. She know how hard it's going to be to, like, maintain the lifestyle you like to go do that for. You're not going to be able to see that thing is when you go to those different places, you don't really have no life because you're working so goddamn. 00:30:48:09 - 00:31:05:27 Unknown Yeah, what I'm saying, the things you like to do when you're not doing anything, you're not going to be able to like, do that in Germany, okay? And that's I mean, it's going to take you how long you speak German, how long it's going to take you to find weed in a place where we still criminalized. Like you can't just go to the store in Germany and cops weed. 00:31:05:27 - 00:31:19:06 Unknown You got to learn German and then you got to find people that speak German, that smoke weed. It's against the law. In Germany, you get to learn how to be a criminal inside of six months, inside and try to do a job in Germany. Never make no damn sense. The same in Florida where you don't move the floor. 00:31:19:06 - 00:31:35:13 Unknown You could be just fine. Fine, fine, fine. Yeah. What kind of weed you go get from a crack in in Florida? You know what I'm saying? Like you won't be we. Well, I would just get my car also. That would just get my car. Oh, well, I mean, because again, we were ever. But not in Germany, you know? 00:31:35:13 - 00:31:50:01 Unknown I mean. Yeah, but your job may or may not like frown upon that. There's all kinds of I mean, I'm saying. Well, that I mean, you could do this. You got to be able to beat the man. But I think it would be I think it would be a larger task than you're giving it credit for. It would be some kinda Yeah. 00:31:50:01 - 00:32:07:15 Unknown Like I don't think it's some simple shit, but I would just not I would then I would keep it simple then. Well, maybe not good. Well, you as simple motherfucker. All around America, I would echo. I'd expect you to maintain my car's simplicity. And there's just no how to pass a drug test now when they present me one. 00:32:07:18 - 00:32:28:24 Unknown Yeah, there's a way to do that. Uh huh, You could do it. You. But you got kids, So you got at least three years before that happens. Yeah, but I'm not doing any of that if I'm. If I'm. So what are you doing now? If like, when, when the when you kick the boy out of the house, when he turns 18 and you're like, I'm gonna move out of that bridge. 00:32:28:24 - 00:32:47:00 Unknown I'm hitting, I'm hitting. What are you hitting? I'm going to. Where are you going? Oh, now I like to go on down to Smith Mountain and go ahead, just get my pontoon boat with my two or three grills and a smoker on my want to grill in a smoker in a houseboat? No matter how old I am, I have them pontoon boat, my roach boat. 00:32:47:03 - 00:33:03:23 Unknown So you want a house on the on the lake and a boat for the lake and a couple of grills and a smoker, two boats. I need a boat to go out and then I need a rowboat. What's so wrote boat slang? It's like they're trying to sell him like. Like roach trucks and broke two jobs right away. 00:33:03:23 - 00:33:28:24 Unknown You're talking you want a food truck, That's a boat and you're going to pull up and smoke. And I go, come to me. This is where I'm putting I'm on a book. This Rob Bianco, whatever, whatever. Halibut for the slabs and the ribs and the ice in the middle. Essentially, you want people to be able to smell you on the water, and he's going to come up to you anyways where you find out where they all smoke, because a lot of places they got to one spot where they like. 00:33:28:24 - 00:33:47:19 Unknown They came to atmosphere where they can be ground in a water and shit. Yeah. So you can like that one spot that's like in like Florida or somewhere where like all these people get together and it's like reverb on, they got all their boats. If you had a full boat right there, that's anywhere really in Florida, wherever there's a place where you can actually pull up, then everybody, everybody meets. 00:33:47:19 - 00:34:09:01 Unknown But the same way, delay like they all got their little clicks and their spots where you can can vibe safely and freely out in the water with to drink and shit. Not to worry about Iran. Yeah, but they got, they got like a they got like a fucking ice cream boat. That ice cream dude drives around on a boat. 00:34:09:06 - 00:34:30:01 Unknown All right. And ice cream. I like ice cream. I know that. And he's got to make decent money because it's fucking ice cream, you know what I'm saying? Well, but you could slam some, like, quick foods in ice and beer on water all day long. You need to not bother with doing that. The legalities of selling alcohol and just sell food and drink, you know what I mean? 00:34:30:01 - 00:34:48:23 Unknown If you want to throw ice and beer up in there, you know that shit, that's going to be a licensing quagmire. You have to get license anyways for food though, either way. Yeah, but the alcohol license is an additional license. It's not just a license and it's a whole lot easier to just be like, You want a Sprite, you want a Coke, you want a Pepsi, you want Dr. Pepper, You know what I mean? 00:34:48:23 - 00:35:08:18 Unknown As opposed to like Miller Lite or Bud Light. Let me see your I.D.. Oh, is this real or fake? Oh, liability, liability, liability, liability. Fuck that, man. Here's ribs, here's some soda. I got some of this Aquafina or whatever the fuck you getting from wherever. Some deer park, some Fiji. You know what I'm saying? These are motherfuckers on the boats. 00:35:08:18 - 00:35:31:27 Unknown They already have. They look. Anyway, this is exactly say run out. Your job is to replenish them from drunkenness to semi sobriety. That's what your job is as a food truck like or your beer or your or your beer or your beer boat. You want to sell gas? Gas, right? Yeah. Give it to us now. I won't be right now. 00:35:31:27 - 00:35:50:01 Unknown I have a gas pump, gas tank right on the way. I'm right on the waterfront, all my shit. And I'm like, Yeah, pull up. Slide to blinder. Look it. Filament up for $0.30 less than a marina. Look. All right, carry on. Do What you need to do is watch Shark Tank a little more so you can see these millionaires and billionaires, it'll be like entertainment. 00:35:50:05 - 00:36:15:15 Unknown You're all really diverse here. You're involved. You got your hooks in too many fucking lines right now where you need to be like, especially saying do something and do it really well. Like you said, ribs, chicken, right? Like we've talked about this before, just chicken and ribs and you go out there and you've got a couple sides that you tear up and you do banging and you've got maybe some really good French fries and you've got some really good chicken options like a sandwich. 00:36:15:15 - 00:36:32:13 Unknown You are so pulled chicken or the fuck you got chicken breasts or whatever, you got legs, whatever you got can't go, you can't do all that. It's got to be like, look at it poured or strips or something like that. You got a sandwich there, you can say, Well, you can't be like, fire drown, you can't be breaking down flaps and then dry and then drown. 00:36:32:20 - 00:36:51:28 Unknown You get to consider all that simplicity. So you do a couple of chicken dishes, you do a couple of ribs. Your ribs because ribs are ribs, right? Yeah, ribs, ribs. You get some chicken options. You guys are rare with a two side option array. One side. Right, Right. You got, like, your mama's running cheese and you got your fucking potato salad and you got your collards or whatever. 00:36:52:00 - 00:37:11:20 Unknown So you do three or four things that you could slap on there that the side options and you're out there tearing it up, man. Salad, 20 outs fucking so you know nothing about will take care of that 20 foot 18 foot pocket a smoker on the back. Eat out that bitch. Now I'm saying you get to smoker on the back of that bitch and you smoke that shit right there and my fucking now roll up. 00:37:11:22 - 00:37:42:23 Unknown What music are you pumping on the lake where you sell a food. What you slinging? It's not ice cream song. I play an hour, Kelly, but I'm playing what you see. You do. Well, I'm playing. I got to perfect. Well, not I'm going is going to have to hit that that kickball soundtrack you know to Stevie Stevie Wonder in the sun the old Yeah yeah you go Motown yesterday, Stevie Wonder, Earth, Wind, Fire and then maybe some like Bruno Mars. 00:37:42:25 - 00:38:04:04 Unknown So I can take care of everybody because of Wyclef. I will listen to the Wyclef and Wyclef is all right, but they play a lot of shit. I never heard of turtle Tutsi to T or some shit some I don't fucking know when they've young baby album. I don't fucking know bro. Got like one song and I can almost listen to you. 00:38:04:04 - 00:38:22:13 Unknown But then I look at his name, I'm like, I can't be I can't be telling people that I'm listening to t t or whatever it is. My father's name is Brad de la Sue, Saint John's something like that. I can't remember the album. This was his last, but he's got to be in the category of Wyclef, you know, so I don't know. 00:38:22:16 - 00:38:42:15 Unknown But then they b play me playing kind of crazy shit with on that Wyclef Sir I guess is not that much class or you're just talking about like a Pandora station over there. Yeah man, you got it, you got it. Spotify quit bullshit and what your cheap aspira Spotify for that, right? Yeah, well, there's actually a Spotify, there's a free version of Spotify. 00:38:42:15 - 00:39:01:00 Unknown But like, like it is going to be, I believe, at least a little more. Well, what's never Twain. I'm to Spotify, get closer to that artist than Pandora. Yeah, I think so. I think the Spotify is just it's still same shit. It's more options, but it's still same concept, right? You just streaming music library really. I mean is. 00:39:01:04 - 00:39:17:10 Unknown Yeah, but Pandora, it's like you start a station and they play stuff on it and they'll play live versions of shit and all this crap. And I hate live versions. Yeah. Like when I went to song, when I would listen to Pandora, like I'd be like, Yo, play for you and John, and they'd be like, okay, here's a live version of the Elton John song, and I'd be like, Thumbs down. 00:39:17:13 - 00:39:44:29 Unknown And they'd be like, Well, here's a live version of a fucking, you know, Stevie Nicks song. And I'd be like, I don't fucking to listen to this live shit. I don't have to listen to anything live unless I go find some live shit that I want to listen to on Spotify. I pay ten bucks a month, essentially on Spotify and I have access to whatever the fuck I want to listen to and I make playlists for the show and just I go, Listen to Joe Rogan, start and stop whatever I can listen all kinds of podcasts on there. 00:39:45:02 - 00:40:05:06 Unknown I can watch videos of they have videos like Spotify is what Pandora should be. It's just everything because I used to use Pandora, but I think I stopped using Pandora because like commercials or whatever. Yeah, I got on Spotify. They have to worry about that. Yeah, you just go find what you want to listen to and listen to it. 00:40:05:06 - 00:40:32:20 Unknown Like if you want to go listen to like every fucking, you know, Tupac song, you just go to Tupac and there's all of Tupac's albums. You go find a specific album and listen to it you want to go listen to like, you know, are Kelly You go listen all the R Kelly stuff, there's everything's there. Like you just go find it and listen to you what you can do, like how you like do like listening to like he just put the hardest thing and fuck, I want to listen to shit similar to that. 00:40:32:20 - 00:40:53:29 Unknown All you got to do is type artist and after they play like two or three songs in that artist, they'll go through two categories just like you do. It'll just bring up somebody similar or somebody to or you literally click on the three dots next to a fucking song and say, Go to radio like, I like this this snow song informer in your head. 00:40:54:01 - 00:41:14:06 Unknown Go to radio and it's going to play radio. It's going to play songs that are similar to Snow Informer. It's it's it's just a product. It's not super expensive. It's probably the last thing that I would skimp on like put to show and love. And I get and I get Spotify I like that's, that's what I'm spending my money on for sure. 00:41:14:06 - 00:41:35:06 Unknown Always. I'm always going to have Spotify and you can listen to us finally fucker. Yeah, we're on their Mac. Listen to us now. Yeah, he's got cash. You can, you got access. You could go on Spotify, you know on Twitter and share the show. You know, you could, you could do all sorts of stuff that you don't do. 00:41:35:09 - 00:41:55:07 Unknown Like there's no expectation for me to do anything. You show up and all that and you just type in X. Because when I started looking for that, John, I was working with releasing a bunch of porn pulled up, so I just had like clothes on that are like, I want to just type in Twitter. Well, but you're probably on Twitter and I'm on Twitter, but it's not anymore, right? 00:41:55:09 - 00:42:29:21 Unknown Well, I hit out at Sweet Jane and you you pop up and I ask you, a lot of the times when I'm loud and stuff on there on Twitter, I do to add juju Sweet Jane and you're your face shows up. So, like, you're counting this. If you can figure out what your password is or just tell it you forgot your password there is that but you would have to get twitter rock bars or you'd have to hit Twitter, which you could probably download to your phone and then you'd have to tell it and you forgot your password and figure out what email you use for Twitter. 00:42:29:23 - 00:43:03:16 Unknown Yeah, but it'll say, Oh my God, email to fucking fuck. Yeah. She was like, Oh, this is the bandit. Don't write it down for nothing. Even right? Not 15 years ago in writing, but never. Yeah. Oh, come on, man. Ladies and gentlemen, have nothing. 20 years ago ways. General. With that said, we're going to have to bring this dumb ass story to a close. 00:43:03:19 - 00:43:25:08 Unknown How much it had done exist. Oh, yeah? Well, you'll just have to figure something out or open a new account. A will at that one. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, we wanted to thank you so very much for listening. We wanted. We wanted to encourage you to listen to old episodes as well as new episodes like this. These gentleman. 00:43:25:14 - 00:43:42:28 Unknown That's right. Be nice to people that look like you be nice to people that don't look like you. Don't be a dick. Uh huh. A little bit about a little bit. Ladies and gentlemen, keep moving forward. That's right. Keep grinding on the shit that you're trying to get done because that is how it gets done. And we believe in you. 00:43:42:28 - 00:44:43:11 Unknown That's right. Don't forget to watch whatever RFK has to say tomorrow, the ninth and, oh, yeah, represent. So go. We'll talk about it. Maybe next episode. But don't forget, we love you very, very much and we wish you nothing but the best. And peace be with you. Peace go.