Unknown 0:01 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is for the 727th time It is the masonn and friends show. Featuring LG do Perino aka the dude called to Hey girls, as well as his black handedness aka search hoax a lot me Mason, aka Mahoney Unknown 0:43 was good out there today. Unknown 0:45 Welcome to the rickety ship. Unknown 0:49 We'll say what's up all y'all out there appreciate y'all tuning in figuring out what else and all that good stuff. Thank you. So, Mr. unit before we got on, you say facts. So what happened at your local watering hole? Unknown 1:06 They just it just sucks. It Unknown 1:09 just sucks. What it's been like it for some time. Unknown 1:12 Forever. I know this sucks trying to go out drinking out here from the jump in has always been awful. It's some as it can be. semi decent if the music's right. Unknown 1:24 So why not switch water and hose Unknown 1:27 because you got drive for Unknown 1:30 what about the other one is in and what runs out a lot of Unknown 1:33 other places in town but war to just kind of sucks go out drink a couple of drinks. It's not like going to meet a bunch of Audis Unknown 1:40 balls like if I get shipped back. Unknown 1:42 I mean, everything Mainstreet smallest see elbow to elbow myofibers usually that's the same way fucking red zone. The same way I'm saying if I was hanging out red zone just walk back and forth from from the one to the other. Unknown 1:59 was back when we were younger. same should happen to do with groovies and all them. Zack same shit. A bunch Unknown 2:04 of dope as kids are there now. Again, because right here Unknown 2:09 a 25 year old banger 23 year old bang or something like that. Come on, man. Isn't that reason you're gonna I mean why else we're Unknown 2:19 gonna get a bad career ended up saying but Yeah, but look, but no, not really. Because it'd be nice, but I can't deal with them. Like I was gonna holler just one bra. But I'm saying but I kept watching her any just like pay attention. Like she was just a Barbet. You know, I mean, so anybody anytime somebody will come talk to her, she was all been all better. Like in their grill and everything. I'm like, Yeah, I can't but when you get a free drinks, just hitting like hitting on her she was just giving them attention and the girls was all like, you know, like fall here comes another one. And I've taught Tabata y'all need to do to triangle technique. Don't expand together better to shake volleyball these motherfuckers bro that's what you got. Unknown 2:58 What is the triangle technique? Unknown 3:01 Stand in draw. We get one good point and you get to on the end and then you just talk amongst each other. Then I said once I'm one of these hormones, we're gonna come up with our target at you just keep talking to your girl. eventually he'll leave. Yeah, as if but if you pay him any kind of attention Yeah, he's, he's in the game. Get ready, Riggins he don't give a fuck I begged that ring is he gave it back. That ass is on that single bench right there. He's steady back talking to him. No matter how many times you say or shake your head. I count my resting bitchface on the slippage that don't work. I don't give a fuck about that. Unknown 3:34 Do not ask the truth. Unknown 3:36 Nobody gives a fuck about a face I mean you have to physically call it due to Dick and he may walk away as it but other than that if you pay him any contents and he was pressuring let him buy your drink. I'd say because once I lowball the wire there's what she could drink that was fuck would have been he has arm all around her and everything. She's all like that was where he were like little creeper shit Unknown 3:56 you bought your drinks Unknown 3:58 bag around him right after I'm like bitch like what? Like your fucking lunches man. When I'm only fish leaves. She was all like Oh my goodness. Like yeah wish you're five years older Unknown 4:14 so easy to do that where you find a big mob hugger and just bomb a bear and be like, Hey, you just stand right here and then I say y'all go y'all chill up in the corner area and get a guy to block off that area by Movado bear Hilfiger? This Dan air you know Emilio folk pay attention man you can't be bringing these fine as this is every hearings begging all these dumb as cracking them up to college. Even though I've ordered a wheelchair we were right on our best fifth game. Last for sure. Thursday. Unknown 4:41 That's why girls go to the bar. They want to feel attractive. They want someone to come up to him and be like, Hey, Unknown 4:45 can I buy you a drink? That was like good enough. I feel better Unknown 4:49 going home by myself. Unknown 4:51 Thank you. That's why I was like, yes. I said I can't I'm glad I didn't have her. I was sick. She just wanted attention. potentional was our Unknown 4:58 self esteem boosted up a little bit. Unknown 5:01 Well, it might not even be true but you're extrapolating that from the situation and assuming that for yourself, you're not actually talking to these bitches they might have some real personality. Unknown 5:10 I'm not No, I'm not no hitch, but I've figured a lot of these bitches out, bro. I'm not a hitch, but I figured out a lot of these wrenches that's probably lives in here beat my neck all the time without almost see the future man. I got the tick almanac. You know, I'm scraping sites. To a certain extent Unknown 5:28 I want to say where your almanac might be a little bit outdated, but I get I get Unknown 5:34 low expectations. Yes. You live in the realm of low expectations and whenever that was also true whenever you meet anybody the second they give you an indicator that day to day should you should have low expectations you write them off you're like oh yeah, I see you write them off from your roster are more literally writing them off from across the bar. Like See that girl over there? I can tell you six things about her. Unknown 5:55 But then on top of that go when you go to these a hole in the wall war. knows you're gonna see the exact same kind of people. That's what made me tired of him when I was younger. Like I was Unknown 6:08 really sad because I bartended for a long time and I've met a lot alcoholics and they're a lot of difference. Being that makes them Unknown 6:14 to risks you see mannerisms, issues, you're like you know what I know what type? Well, Unknown 6:18 sure, sure. Yeah, but like, you know, the thing that makes them all obnoxious is their fucking alkies like you too, you should be alright with that. You should be like, I don't mind this girl. She's an alkie just like me. Unknown 6:32 How fucked up she gives. That's the thing with him is she gets more fucked up than he gets. Unknown 6:38 Standard dumb drunk bets Unknown 6:40 are saying that. That's an interesting threshold though. Because in Unknown 6:43 fact getting drunk to me I just can't find a standard drunk Bush dumb. Broad now that Unknown 6:50 she's getting drunker than us. She's clearly an idiot. Yes, you know what I'm saying? Unknown 6:54 Or we got some bad time that day or some something going on? Unknown 6:58 Maybe I don't know. It's got to be a bad day. If the ladies getting drunker than that. Unknown 7:02 I want to get drunk really podcast times really like other than that. I'm not really getting drunk. I might have one or two. I don't have no time. I may have one or two drinks and I'll pass now you know I mean it's like seven eight o'clock and I'm right here fall asleep right here in my spot Unknown 7:15 you're all mad at it Yeah. Unknown 7:16 Oh man, especially this week when I've been fucking cutting saw cutting and chipping up concrete all fucking day your Unknown 7:22 tires. Come on, go right to bed. Unknown 7:26 Focus locks up my fucking concrete does come up on the feet and I'm like Rihanna. Fuck the how to farm to get down in my shoes padded flat rate on the guy Unknown 7:39 mask on real mask he's Unknown 7:42 got silicone yes got Unknown 7:43 silica Well, that's it's got asbestos today. So God damn that shit. So Unknown 7:47 old. You've already eaten in Maui. And Unknown 7:50 I've had so much of that as we're past that, you know? It's already been doing his body work, you know, screaming and begging Griezmann to recycle that one. That's just it's in Unknown 8:01 the game as part of your DNA at this point. And then the Unknown 8:05 same I mean me and Captain Planet got into it the other day now you want to talk to me? No more. Unknown 8:10 What happened to the safety for Unknown 8:12 Canadian man? He's fucking idiot bro. Alright, first off, he's fucking idiot right? A second. Go to above and beyond with all the hosts You're shitting all totally with directly. According to OSHA, you can't do nothing safe. Yeah, I mean, if there's gonna be some kind of guideline or some kind of something that you're breaking, that is not OSHA fucking approved no matter what the fuck you're doing. Yeah, I mean, and plugins and Unknown 8:40 how does anybody expect to do a job up to OSHA standards? Oh, isn't that what his job low? Isn't that what the job would be of the safety guy to make sure that everyone's staying up to OSHA standards. Unknown 8:51 But there but yeah, but not really because OSHA it's ridiculous. You know, I mean, it's mostly it is like they want you to have two hands on like a like a regular drill. You know, I mean like little 18 volt battery drug I have two hands on him off. Unknown 9:03 What if you're trying to hold yourself up to a wall and drill a hole and somebody reaching out Unknown 9:07 then you need three hands mother because you need to always have two hands on his fucking little as Rankin Unknown 9:12 you got you have to have three points of contact during also Unknown 9:16 any type points of contact and one of mine but I gotta use two hands of corn Unknown 9:19 O's. If the ladder chip the ladder doesn't have a sticker on the side saying it's an eight foot ladder then I can't use a quarter. A fucking sticker. A bucket? Unknown 9:29 Well, what if it's a six foot ladder and it has a sticker on it that says it's an eight foot ladder. Unknown 9:34 You could you got to mark it all wrong. You can't use like that ladder right there. I physically can't use that ladder back there. One is not rated for 50 or some shit like that. Even though it's a little three foot fucking ladder Second off, it has no stickers on it. So I can't use it there. Okay, Unknown 9:48 yeah, so that's why it's here. That's why it's here. Hey, all right. Well, at least I get to use it Unknown 9:53 but it's but there's nothing fucking wrong with it. It doesn't have a sticker on it so you can't fucking use it. Unknown 9:57 I feel unsafe. Unknown 10:00 They'll steal sticker sticker I'll steal. Unknown 10:03 Thank you Mac you put an eight foot sticker on there. If I say it's not safe, Unknown 10:12 I say there's not because it's not safe. Unknown 10:15 You got me on that? I suppose. So. Unknown 10:18 His problem is I was working. Yeah, tell me what? I had three holes in the floor open up probably like two foot wide by two foot by like six inches deep right and I'm working in all three of these. I'm working in one I got the other to open. And this guy comes up. He's like yeah, we get a barricade up whatever. And I'm always like, what? I don't know why I was answered to do like that I guess because I can't stand about my work that I have limited fucking time to do to have a dumbass conversation with your fucking eyes. Right? So you got to put a barricade up. I said, I'm working right here. She said but but somebody could fall in a hole in you know, they could get hurt. I said, but I'm working right here, bro. Like, if somebody's really gonna walk almost like physically into me to fall on his fucking hole. Then first of all, we'll have some early adult backing off he's like a retard. He said well you gotta watch out for people around dumbasses stupid people on their phone walk runners I don't worry about none of them other foreigners and say the phone fucking hope they get hurt you piss them they go set to a different they go somewhere because obviously a fucking on drugs and they're gonna fall on a fucking hole right here with me. We're going into motherfucker right and I said in there off the job problem so Oh, but then we pay for that as I don't pay for shit. As what I'm paying for right now talking you waste of fucking time on my my three errors. I got to work on this god damn hole right here. And he's like, Well, I just want you to barricade. No, my bro. I'm working in his whole area. And there's arrows we're gonna is like my front yard. Right? I'm like, I'm working in this hole here. And he's like, Well, I'm just telling you I'm not telling you to barricade at all. I'm just telling you to barricade right here if I say move I'm working in this whole fucking area just because there's these three are open up right here doesn't mean I'm still Unknown 11:57 is what you're trying to say to this guy. If I put up a barricade I'm gonna have to move it every five seconds while I'm working inside this area, basically because we wanted to ask what you need to say to the guy so I don't need better words. The reason? There we go shut it down. My colleague and the reason Unknown 12:13 that's there. Okay, from here to here to here. To here. Fucking nobody's getting this motherfucker down to the extreme. And he goes, Well, you had authority to do that. And I said, Unknown 12:25 You just told me I gotta. I gotta barricade. It's a broken I shut this whole gallery down. He's uh, yeah, bam. Hey, Unknown 12:32 shut this motherfucker from here to here to here. Oh, you're being unreasonable. I'm like, Okay. Saturday, I'm fucking here. Fucking here. And then I went over to open up I was throwing wood and hold there was holes all over that was a bucket plate, right? Like I'm like, Okay, now here's my area. You live in Florida. And then he comes back later and the other guys they just start opening the bucket holes. They're not filled in concrete. Guy just comes over just walks right over the hole goes about his day. Unknown 13:04 Somebody walked over to the same planet Unknown 13:09 tells you to put a barricade and he walks over the exposed Unknown 13:12 muzzle with somebody else's blog. Because now I know you're talking to me now he'll like he calls the other guy. I got all my credentials and shit. The other day he come up me he's like what's up and he's ready he's right marks on the floor Unknown 13:32 not doing all this shit. I'm over here is that oh see you you say he was working in a big area and I was thinking man that is a big area. And I'm like, because the caution tape. That's what 75 Five bucks in a heartbeat area is not a big plug in area already. You dumb motherfucker. What's an extra eight feet you talking about? I'm like yeah, I don't know. I don't know what that should do. Like, they'd be like that. Oh, I really do. Okay. I didn't know. Okay, so this guy's a real dummy. He's just he just too much someone trying too hard to do Unknown 14:07 all I can do every safety mindfuck I've dealt with are just like that. Unknown 14:12 When I go be a lax Safety Safety guy Unknown 14:18 there's somebody loses an eye that's the safety guy get in trouble because he conveniently just be walking around and gone. Unknown 14:26 Like that happens fucking he just conveniently isn't there Unknown 14:30 or they'll lie and say something different. Like when they do got electrocuted, died because he got electrocuted on the job. They said he fell off a ladder because it looks better as an electrical company to say there was a call to death they're falling off the ladder not by his main fucking purpose of his fucking job but electricity down motherfucker. You know, so it looks better on paper and insurance at the bottom of Unknown 14:55 the ladder like looking like the Joker when he shook his hand. Unknown 14:59 They said he got fucking lit up and fucking just fell out loud ceiling Unknown 15:06 he was already got my Unknown 15:07 yo he's dead for he's dead when he's fallen Brian volts went across his whole chest. He said he's the one that you said he had burned mark all the way across smoke fucking tears. I was like Unknown 15:18 yeah he visions that right boom bust Unknown 15:21 talking to CPR and all that shit up on here because they tell us you just fell off ladder. Unknown 15:26 But the thing I've learned also with fucking companies, HR and fucking the safety people. They are all to make sure that company that the company that they work for Unknown 15:38 liable that's the same as what a follow up letter instead of electrocution Unknown 15:42 because that's not our fault. Because if they say that oh shit, this happened because of something that we fucked up and didn't do. Then it's lawsuit time. Unknown 15:50 Oh yeah, yeah, no. Or just pay somebody off. Unknown 15:54 Wanted to? Who the hell knows? None Unknown 15:56 of it's good. I mean, well, like I don't know we live in such a lawsuit. Happy country. It's scary. Unknown 16:04 Now things are so much easier to fucking file lawsuits for their free money. Unknown 16:10 It's easy to try Unknown 16:12 companies for fucking not being made in places. Their name was like Talia. Yeah. I don't know. The fucking Italian noodle place. I think that the guy that sued for tea or whatever the fuck that brand is it's the blue boxes of noodles or metallically Yeah, he sued that company because it's not made in Italy. They're like made in like New York or some and he actually won that lawsuit which is fucking amazing. Like, I don't fuck you pull that off. Can I get to look at some shit. Unknown 16:42 From nominee is he just straight soul searching every fucking thing. Trying to figure out what you can see like Unknown 16:49 some offices like that. You got one dude? I can't remember his name. But this one guy gets hired by companies to just fucking throw lawsuits at him. And fun get paid off lawsuits. Just stupid shit. He makes a professional living out of this terrible when he gets hired and then three days later he has a lawsuit because some he reads their handbooks from back to know where the loophole is. I used to do the same shit where I worked at i and Unknown 17:17 I'm sending you a link to this crazy bitch. That Oh gee, Bobby Knight Johnson sent us because he wanted to have your reaction to this fish apparently has only fans should be getting bad tattoos and shit. And yeah, the dude just walks out there to get his phone so we can look at the Instagram so I sent it to the Instagram join. Unknown 17:39 So this fish is crazy. The OG Bobby Johnson founder. They've been dyed the whites of their eyes or die Unknown 17:51 or teeth have been dazzled. They look Unknown 17:54 nice. She got some ground in those spikes and then but dazzle them or something Unknown 17:59 the fangs are Canada's she got her tongue split rasuu tongue split. What the hell yeah, so Unknown 18:10 she got the calls to get to dig holes. Was not tattooed on her back in her ass cheeks. To her eyes like really look like that. Yeah, dude. It's fucking weird. What's the Eaton? Unknown 18:24 I don't know where you got t flagger. We know what question Unknown 18:33 maybe we strike it around. Unknown 18:34 Is that better for licking the badge whatever every split, Tom. Unknown 18:38 I don't know maybe. Maybe you're gonna get split. If it's a matter Unknown 18:43 of your tongue a split you can do both sides. You can move them individually. Unknown 18:50 Like you do Unknown 18:51 this Yeah, Unknown 18:52 shut up. Well that could be interesting on the call Unknown 18:56 if you can make them go back and do some shit like this Yeah, Unknown 19:02 yeah pitches Wow. Unknown 19:03 Man bragging. Unknown 19:06 So you like or just based on the booty? Her back is Unknown 19:09 pretty bad now she got a decent body Unknown 19:13 that you could you fucker Unknown 19:17 probably night ready to crash Unknown 19:20 firm say you're probably most likely. Unknown 19:22 I mean she does have some nice booty going on on his Instagram calls Unknown 19:25 though. Man Damn, you don't like to dig holes in here and a little nose and a little cattle nose thing like your fucking name moms who can't deal with the little nose. A little nose. Unknown 19:35 So deceptive carries issue with this girl. Unknown 19:38 Because that's not the fangs are the nose. Unknown 19:46 Nose. septum piercing. Big here. Are you telling me that if a joke Scarlett Johansson got a septum piercing in their nose, you would be like I'm not fucking with you Unknown 19:55 do that. Boo. Don't do that. Don't do that. Some of them Unknown 20:02 Bobby not Johnson asked this question. Some Unknown 20:05 of them are some of them. Well, I Unknown 20:07 wouldn't I wouldn't I would not I you know, I'd have to see what that time feels like on my day. But I'm just gonna write little irrelevant on the fangs right? grinded Reza tokage hesitant, Unknown 20:18 at least at least not the point. But maybe the side or one of them off was my grazing. You might feel a little gray. Unknown 20:25 But the gap there man Unknown 20:31 would you make her keep her eyes closed? She'd be like close your eyes while I fucking Unknown 20:35 look at it. You wouldn't look like my soul probably be taken. Unknown 20:40 She looks like man Takashi to me she looks like Unknown 20:50 with the hair Unknown 20:51 that throws all the way there she cast her Unknown 21:01 whatever we do with a fucking wack 100 interview where he's talking about shooting somebody was like yeah, pull out the Yeah. Fucker out, man. So you did Unknown 21:14 my false I ruined your ability to have sex with the freaky chick on the internet by reminding you that she looks like Takashi six. Unknown 21:22 Because now be like there's a six nine somewhere on this Unknown 21:27 floor right she didn't do the same kind of hair coloration like the green and purple. Unknown 21:32 one solid color. She was black. Maybe no bra. Unknown 21:36 Yeah, but she's to Takashi like, like Fox. Unknown 21:40 She is Unknown 21:41 She got a good body. She's Unknown 21:42 got a nice body but it's just Unknown 21:46 this eruption up Unknown 21:51 she's done a lot of work on that man and not a lot of time. Unknown 21:55 We're worked your way up plenty of years. Unknown 21:58 Yeah, but what are you worried about there if you're gonna stick your dick in her mouth and pointy teeth but you worried about what her ears look looking like? I Unknown 22:03 mean, you know what? Okay, so this isn't too bad here what I could do with that. What goes on at rainbow colored? Shit? Nah, you know what I said there were a chance. Unknown 22:16 But that group that grill man on their Unknown 22:21 voluntary keep the junk out of her mouth. just licked the tip. Don't put it actually in your mouth. Because he's going what's working with that time? Like I want to know what's working. Well, I gotta see Unknown 22:36 if I can find this one before I've seen her. Do that shit. Were from my Unknown 22:41 hips. Let her talk himself and see you that Unknown 22:46 was straight to his ass. See what Unknown 22:56 time she packed house Unknown 22:58 versus what you left with? Right? I will see whatever you like. All right, that was the last row here this goes down south a little south. Now let's see what that thing about. Unknown 23:11 We're for straight. Unknown 23:13 Xander. Unknown 23:14 I want you to tuck my fucking salad, Unknown 23:18 green bag and a double tongue Unknown 23:21 and toss the salad here but Amarone wonderful buys as you can have Super Bowl tickets. I wonder Unknown 23:28 what kind of questions arose that the one was Unknown 23:32 fucking Kanye you recognize? Unknown 23:35 Oh, she was thinking Unknown 23:37 of putting the finger up was but this has worked for those who asked do I have to eat to get Super Bowl tickets? I mean fucking Russell sevens say he got a ticket. Unknown 23:53 That's awesome out there, Unknown 23:58 I got sits in the Def Jam box if you want to start tossing salad. Unknown 24:02 Right then now she's saying that her son is bullied at school because of her only fans content. I'm like, Oh, what the fuck do you expect? Unknown 24:12 That's what I'd be doing five minutes. It's your mom a middle school had only fans. That only fancy fucking jerking off to your mom. Like yo, I'm gonna come in and tell you about Unknown 24:24 your mom. She's in the shower at your house. Now just look at this blue load. Unknown 24:29 Yeah, you know how you got that shower? And now all part of the house is get the black hair and it's got the white towel across the back wall. It shouldn't be in the kids can be like you should be like mad your mom calm is so hard. Why she was hanging on? It was shaking. Unknown 24:45 When she was downstairs after she gave your cereal kiss you said by Unknown 24:52 school that's what she said on the only fancy so now that I sent the kids to school now. Unknown 24:57 Same thing for carnies kids. His kids are gonna hear some shit because yo man hey. Mama video ever see Unknown 25:05 what AJ did? Your mom? Unknown 25:07 It's old and grainy because it's not shot at 4k, but Unknown 25:11 it still works. Unknown 25:13 Like, man, you gotta think about the kids real shit though. Unknown 25:17 You know, you gotta be an obscure Internet porn star if you want to have children and you can't just be like famous Internet porn. Like Paris Hilton's kid Yeah? Did you see your mom? Dude when she was like just a couple years older we are Unknown 25:34 all your kids Unknown 25:35 when you're when you're modeling that that dude when she was 19 on camera. Unknown 25:40 You go your mom was in gaki scene where she gets all over fucking face Unknown 25:45 that doesn't that doesn't come up. Nobody talks about the nondescript blue khaki chick. You got a better chance to be in the blue khaki chick and not having your spot blown up at school than you do being like a Kim Kardashian or whatever famous chick that has a fucking porno out your Unknown 0:05 It's gonna be worse for the famous chick than it is for the really obscure porno. I Unknown 0:10 don't know why. But if Kim Kardashian then one of them sees what she is getting blasted all over her face, everybody going, Hey, your mom boy, she can take some loans, man. She got shot in the eye and didn't even flinch. Right, right. Like, you got to expect this shit. You gotta get your kids prepared for this. Unknown 0:29 And they're gonna say things like, Was your dad prepared? To like, follow raging? Did your dad it right to does your dad last 27 minutes because it was 27 minutes for Reggie came on your mom's face. Whatever the fuck you'd be like, Okay, well your mom's got to build a way. Not even your dad. Your mom is. Some dude paid your mom before you were even britches even at a daddy's britches camper Unknown 1:15 never knew about this hold on let me show you real quick hey that's your mom was asked right? Your mom got nice Unknown 1:21 Hey dude, I got screen shots your mama pray Jays Come on. Unknown 1:26 Come to your house man after school. house after school. Unknown 1:29 I want to see how your mom has aged y'all got a pool because your mom ever getting a suit and going to go swimming. You go have a birthday party at Unknown 1:37 your house. Every laid up and above. Hey, you look just as good as you Unknown 1:47 might now you've gone too far to secure things too far. Michael. He's gonna be up in there jerking off like Unknown 1:55 Right. spreadeagled right boy I wish I was watching this on my phone Unknown 2:05 stealing panties up a hammer draws on his head Unknown 2:18 on his face strength over an arsenal of Unknown 2:23 reused pair panties out the fucking handprint on his face except the one that's wrapped around his hand while he's you get the videos Unknown 2:33 just to see what it was like if I just move to the side. No, you didn't want Unknown 2:37 to be my friend. Yeah, that's right West, whatever west northwest that's right Northwest I didn't want to be your friend Unknown 2:49 Aubrey these kids got rough was ahead Unknown 2:51 of many of them. They don't have rough life's that much. Would you take that for the kind of money that you would have in your life if he was a Kardashian job? You would have to you have already seen your mama and your daddy fucking you might have already paid for it. You might as well even like yeah, seen it in person they'd be like Unknown 3:16 getting fucked. Market showed me the other day man. He pulled it up on his phone to show me that was a Unknown 3:24 really well adjusted child that walks into the new school and says I just get this out the way yes, my mom's Kim Kardashian. Yes, this video is her fucking rage yet. Here it is Dawn Unknown 3:37 doing like Eminem did fucking bunny rabbit Unknown 3:43 got a dumb frame Nate chatterbot the less often a leg with his own gun Unknown 3:50 and I still say to him say fuck the free world Unknown 3:58 want to be talking about celebrity? Unknown 4:04 Talking about y'all, y'all. He's right out of the car because he was battling these models room Unknown 4:21 Spracklin in the rural Unknown 4:23 sensory buy situations met again so to say Unknown 4:26 clearly I went too far but tempted to Unknown 4:31 sit got them so there was a man I had read on this wall funding to see if I can find him again real quick man. This dude apparently got three wives he's a stay at home husband I'm like yo, man that's the life right if you guys stay at home husband three wives Unknown 4:49 and all you do is knock them up. One every every 10 months. You're not gonna be Denmark's Unknown 4:55 not even knocked up. He already had they got two kids from his first marriage. Unknown 4:59 So he's got wives taking care of his kids from his previous baby mama Unknown 5:03 says here says self professed trophy husband opens about opens up about having three wives and they work while I stay at home. It says Nick Davis refers to himself as a trophy husband after a village and he has three wives and doesn't work. Follow two explains that he doesn't have a job. Because the king doesn't move around much. While the Queen's have all the power. Although Nick is over there living living numbers king has three wives that full time jobs of all three have got full time jobs Unknown 5:36 to him. Right. And they've had a birthday party come suck. He met his Unknown 5:39 wife in college 15 years ago. The couple of welcome Jennifer into their marriage nine years later, in April introduced Jennifer to her husband thinking she'd be a good fit for the family. And then Danielle joined the threesome last year after meeting them on a show by political they all look somewhat similar. I'm sending them to the group join now they just laminate dig around Unknown 6:02 saying man could you deal with that because you have two or three wives at the same time. Unknown 6:07 We all live in the same house. We gotta go we got drives. Now they all live together. Unknown 6:11 I think it's all stay in this area. They all shared incomes they got like you take that you they all got to work and all you got to do is just hit it and clean up the house. Take that I take three work and women. All I got to do is maintain Yeah, we've Unknown 6:25 gotta I gotta I gotta. We gotta have a nice spot. Even if Unknown 6:30 I need a nice home gym so I can stay in shape when they get home and get it right on all Unknown 6:34 the way to one gone. You got half a Unknown 6:37 hertz you get half a three that's like 50% Unknown 6:40 Exactly. You see what I'm saying? The math. The math is math and all point I mean, like like little divorce a city was up right now. Now. By winning like fuck, it don't matter. I want to divorce from you. That's cool. I got these two. I get half of your shoot. Unknown 7:02 That one on the left is a little rough. But let me see. You gotta you gotta Unknown 7:06 Yeah, just send it to the group, Instagram Unknown 7:08 one on the right in the middle. Yeah, they Unknown 7:13 may man picky man. If I have to bring women together with me and they all want to fuck me and just let me stay home again last fall because she's got the Unknown 7:24 last ever she got a Unknown 7:26 little No shit. We got to take that out. Unknown 7:29 You assume the download those days will fuck you up. Unknown 7:32 When that man is desperate Katelyn chip rose. I Unknown 7:35 look I don't know, man. They look in a little bit a little bit crazy. They're Unknown 7:39 crazy. amongst each other and chips with kids. Are they crazy? Do that game be all that great. Let's hit that big black. Cock like that one little chick on now take it unless you like big black Zeeman Unknown 7:51 or big fucking everybody she just talked about the big black day. Unknown 7:55 They may want to see one. Big enough for them. Not even enough. Unknown 8:03 Just impressed to say you're but you gotta check this out because I want to fuck you with my Unknown 8:07 one on one friends I used to playing Scrabble you know I mean, they was all fucking reflux right there. Please read about the big black guy Unknown 8:21 you know and see what had happened in Scrabble. They have all these like, naughty words. They were playing Scrabble and Unknown 8:28 like so I played black. And they got played. They've got very important out Unknown 8:36 because she was like, Yeah, I don't think you have to show you by Unknown 8:41 showing Scrabble, you know, show the word. Unknown 8:44 Right, right. There was a red sock and they put the C on top of the s. Unknown 8:51 That's like a triple word something and then some kind of point system. They got Unknown 8:55 it they got dub word to word, triple letter W Unknown 8:58 Yeah, double letter scores and all that jazz. Yeah, it's a real strange world man. Unknown 9:04 Like xOP like Exxon. Usually gives you like six points. You mean like Unknown 9:09 the president of China Z? Unknown 9:11 Yeah, she's like that like ridiculous, ridiculous shit that nobody ever knows about. People play Scrabble Unknown 9:19 for sores. Motherfuckers man. It's just like, I think we did talk about the 90 year old man and 76 year old billionaire. Yep. Unknown 9:27 Yeah, the dude who was marrying the Italian chick Unknown 9:30 without what I was. Talking about come ups. Unknown 9:33 You know? What? Unknown 9:37 Can't figure out how to say what he wants. Unknown 9:41 I think one reason why the world is so fucked up. It because you know why people don't like why people Unknown 9:50 see but nobody likes anybody. White because and black people. every Unknown 9:57 black person sees another black person. He's going to knowledge unless you don't like it don't matter. That's a fact. A white boy is not going to knowledge another white boy. Does he know that my Unknown 10:07 partner and I do that to black do so for you. It was up to random black. Oh, hey, what's funny you should do I find it amusing. Unknown 10:18 Why people like white people who know that like Unknown 10:22 because obviously I'm high. And I just keep Unknown 10:27 the same conversation with a motherfucker that works for me. It was like my boss's assistant came down man and we're writing and fucking this brother. We were he was just out there like she was chilling. And look up my Yo sup man goes Man, y'all right now. It's about digging whatever we I mean, we literally had a fun conversation. I was bullshitting and laughing and shit right? I gave a truck go on. Go to the next spot. Hop on the truck. There's a brother right there. He was shitting me y'all right now. He was like man say no, say less. You know me, and we keep moving. Go to the next station happens right? I said man, I love us. And he was like, What are you talking about? Sir? Man? I just had a conversation with three different brothers and we all know what each other's talking about man we don't even know each other. I see ya from st do that shit. I was like you can't get out now to another white dude but i Hey, what's going on man because they gonna look to funny egos. You know what? You're right. This exact same conversation we just never had Unknown 11:23 that may even even if you just randomly see somebody you'd knock them up like it's a walk through the mall or some hardly ever. Well, that's true. Am I gonna hit you back? Unknown 11:31 The white dudes like if I've never tried it with a white guy but whenever I say what's up to black dude, he's always like, Unknown 11:37 always say what's up? It's kind of like motorcyclists. You You don't get it. Unknown 11:48 But it's so automatic. They'll do it to a white guy. Like I say what's up? Oh Unknown 11:56 yeah, but they're not gonna acknowledge you unless you know how that Unknown 12:00 is all the most more perfect. Unknown 12:02 I heard this one shorty. Man. This was short. I used to kick away she had asked me once I say how do I get into the black people head nod Club was like you don't vich Unknown 12:12 she was like, swagger, swagger. She goes Unknown 12:15 but you cannot I see it because we understand each other. But if you nod to him brother he gonna be suspect on you guys and be like, Man what this bitch was just what is my girl? She was like really? First question that's gonna come to mind like when washing down me What's up with her? What's her? What's her deal? And then you gotta be hesitant on saying somebody like you will so what she was good. You might take as all now I mean uninvited saying hi. And in a month we're gonna be like, awesome. What's up like, I guess she's membership. 91 like it well, but You nodded to me. You gave Unknown 12:48 us different it's different for a woman because a woman talking to anybody is inviting that person to flirt back and ask for their number. In a sense, like you know, anytime you're out there in public and on on like an unsolicited encounter with a woman happens. You know, there's a part of you wants to be like, Yo, baby, let me get your number. That was a nice set off. A nice 15 seconds with you. Can I get your number and see you again sometime? Like, That's not weird, but like, you know, it should be expected to a degree. Like because it's so commonplace in a sense. And like I'll talk to business out here in the street very often. And if I do I might be like, what's going on which What's your name? Why are you talking to me? Can we hang out another time? Unknown 13:36 I don't. Just one old lady. Unknown 13:39 UP SHUT UP shooting down any opportunity you get like before the foreign embassies you don't believe it could be happening Unknown 13:49 perspective my perspective on such a nation is Unknown 13:52 share there's no expectation Unknown 13:59 like I said I was gonna go over there slide in there how they want you. But that's like the third dude that ran America's ran the star chitchat. I'm like, Yeah, that's typical BBs. I'm not about that. Like, Unknown 14:09 but like, how do you just see a woman at a bar with dudes talking to her? That's like, that's like seeing an alligator in the swamp or like, a bird in the sky. Like that's what happens man water is wet. Motherfucker women go to bars dudes talk to them. Like how you just go like oh three dudes. Unknown 14:30 Like I'm good. They're not talking about Virbhadra keep announcing Unknown 14:35 what it is to go after the shoot down on the dudes you want to fly up in there. Be like hey man, I don't Unknown 14:41 I don't want to go talk to any guy that was whispering in your ear. Unknown 14:47 Or Fordo they might not be but they might just be polite. Why can't a woman be polite and not be? Not be a Unknown 14:54 bit you can politely be like I'm not interesting take you on as on Unknown 14:57 some work but you don't even have to like put up she wants you to assume that this motherfucker talking to me is just here because he wants to bug me if you're a woman, because she doesn't have the right to say that without being accused of being a bitch. Like when you just log in, you're like Hi, how you doing? You know and she's like, I have a boyfriend. Or I'm not interested like what are you gonna say? Well, fuck you then big. Like she might as well be like, you know, Hi, how are you? I'm fine. Unknown 15:28 She's pursuing. Unknown 15:30 Pursuing. They'd like me having our single word for her is me trying to get her pants or get her number whatever that she is literally going to reply to that comment of hey how you doing with I gotta man. I don't want you to do Unknown 15:45 this look refuse or that is what it is that you see the basis say that like this the one I'm a holiday because you say right he makes no sense to me. She's talking to guys. Definitely when you want but if she ain't talking to guys definitely want to fuck you. So what is it that you want that are what you're looking for? Because I have lost here two songs at the moment. Unknown 16:07 Whenever I go to the bar. I'm just I'm really just getting out of a grip but if I'm gonna highlight a bitch I'm really looking for the one that don't want to be there like like the one that my boy fucked up we read hard times Cafe Howard times or whatever that one chick was there like because there was a friend's birthday. You know, she don't fuck with bars, you know? I mean, but my boy fucked up when he told me he wanted the accent. Right? Like he literally painted with the DX. While I'm talking to you across the table. I'm like, you gotta go now. All right, make sense? You know let me get out of the way so Unknown 16:49 so that you don't know what? You don't know what you want. You just don't use clear to me. Like you want the woman that is like you want the unicorn bitch. That does exactly all the things that you want Unknown 17:08 she got to give you a look. She got to blow off at least two dudes before you talk to her and then she gotta be receptive to you. But I don't know where to rescue. Right? He needs the look. We gotta get the look. If she don't get the look. Then no fucking point. Unknown 17:26 You got married your steps down. Start with conversation. And that can change everything. Unknown 17:36 He's got tiger blood. Ladies and gentlemen. With that said we had to bring this episode the raising of ratio to a close Unknown 17:44 we don't come back on this bigger figure out what we try to figure out how we come back to this. Unknown 17:49 I want to talk about this more next episode. We didn't have time to go in for another 15 minutes on this this Unknown 17:54 jus joober Burgers triangle with how can we make the Bermuda Triangle Unknown 18:02 Jumuah trying Unknown 18:17 to explore some of this craziness. Unknown 18:19 Yeah, give me a few minutes to get this next episode fired up. We're coming right back. Gentlemen. Remember, Unknown 18:27 be nice listen Unknown 18:29 to people that look like you guys. as well. Unknown 18:40 Like to encourage you to listen to old episodes as well as new episodes like this, grab your strength. Don't just pitch tell your friends about the show. keep grinding on the future trying to get done because that's how things get done. 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