Unknown 0:04 Once again it is the Mason friends show featuring the pharmacist as well as that dude called Ju as well as that dude called Trae X one time for your mind two times for ya soul as well as Lady T aka. Ms t what up what up as well as Jay Rod Statham AKA eL transporte me I am Mason these are my friends. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. Unknown 0:39 What's happening Joe what is good out there to live in in Unknown 0:46 the weekend which is two things going on this weekend. Number one Superbowl weekend of course. Unknown 0:53 Halftime Show gonna be lit Unknown 0:55 it's gonna be fired for the best one. The Unknown 0:57 only one I really want to see is what's poppin All I care about. Unknown 1:01 Let me see the halftime Unknown 1:02 show. Well, if I can get another Brett's halftime show up taking that but I'll take Unknown 1:06 I'll give it up to that but also Valentine's Day weekend is this weekend. I should just Unknown 1:15 fucking oh yeah reminders for all y'all forgot. Unknown 1:18 What day is shit. Unknown 1:21 might already forgot. Unknown 1:25 This Thursday, though it's on a Monday. Unknown 1:29 People are gonna get Unknown 1:32 so mad. It's Thursday of their day that this episode. Unknown 1:35 I got myself set up for that. So as always, y'all know how I get. I get petty when it comes down to this? Because let's face facts Some of y'all gonna be lonely as hell. Rubbing in your lonely spaces, not necessarily rubbing in but Unknown 1:55 let me tell you, I'm just gonna tell y'all this. You're lonely. You're lonely. Unknown 2:00 Three things about it. Number one, Unknown 2:03 we want this. We want that. Yeah. Unknown 2:05 Number one. If you're a female, Sierra's brand didn't work. Number two, Unknown 2:10 your guy who's prayer see? Everywhere. See, okay. Unknown 2:14 If you're a guy, Russell Wilson's prayer didn't work. And number three in the words of Bobby Womack, if you think you're lonely now, wait until the neck Unknown 2:24 now look if you're lonely, self love is the best love gets you a laugh in the camera. Oh man. What the hell How can we never holla back at we mama Unknown 2:37 I needed to reach out. I need to reach out about that Unknown 2:45 with that lavender bath Unknown 2:48 shit CBD Unknown 2:51 bath bombs that lavender shit. I got that. I need that in my life for things. Unknown 2:55 Yeah. I'm gonna reach out. Go rent me Unknown 2:59 you know go to hotel room and a nice Unknown 3:07 to get a nice getaway. For Black Hawk in there with his black Unknown 3:24 was hard to say like, Please give the Judas sweet sound with the girls. Unknown 3:29 I remember that. No, no, no, he's Unknown 3:32 leaving. He's not taking a bath because of the black cock so Unknown 3:37 straight don't work before and apparently he got put a rag or Unknown 3:40 disgusting or Unknown 3:47 traveling you know maybe Unknown 3:51 he's like the Blackhawks fine the water? No train. Unknown 3:54 His bed his house might what ain't really built yesterday. Been around about 40 years you can totally just push it together. Work in it. Work now. I didn't Unknown 4:06 believe you have a chain or fucking 10 paperclip that's a screaming see Unknown 4:20 that's that's engineering at a time. Just came in. Just kept. Unknown 4:26 Model was already was already there configured for Unknown 4:29 me. He had what he needed. He just didn't have the proper attachments. But he could see how to make it. Unknown 4:37 So he made it. See homeownership for him would be fucking great. So what owned his own home? The shit he would come up with to fix that fucker. Unknown 4:46 That's exactly true. Think about it. Think about it don't remember how the jewelry went turned out like we drove it into the motherfucking ground so owed five grand on it. Unknown 5:00 For one my fault bullshit wait a bit houses aren't your fault because the fucking cylinder don't consider Unknown 5:06 because you drove out of it like a bad man like I kept telling you to stop doing. You can't just keep women into driveways and drivers. Right? I'm hitting potholes. You got a seven miles as I lift Unknown 5:22 baby that he took care of was a scooter that's the only took care of that. Unknown 5:27 They still laid that shit down. He did No, no no, I don't believe Unknown 5:35 Oh yeah. The loose gravel. He because he was coming in. Hi. Yeah, that's loose gravel. Gotcha. Unknown 5:42 Well shake as he was coming to Hot Unknown 5:45 Shot damn PlayStation three I believe with me that now would have been mad as much as that would have been needed to Wi Fi pair to update shifts. Because apparently I wasn't in the wild earlier. In wherever fuck out of me ask Unknown 6:02 you ever Sam Smith. Let me ask you this. If you were living in a life where you didn't have to drive a scooter. Could you imagine keeping that vehicle of life without like living life a scooter you got to treat your current vehicle whatever it may be like it's the scooter love it like it's the scooter or something wrong but let me fix it the right way. And my has a passion for paperclip on there but that's what I'm saying. And he has a passion for the fucking car. Like he did his scooter. That's what that was. You can have the passion for a house that costs way more than a fucking car. It's way more than a scooter. Unknown 6:40 That else is gonna fall apart. But wait no scooters. Unknown 6:43 I've been waiting to see a scooter pop up on his yard. I've been waiting on it ever since. Unknown 6:49 And all these stupid scooter videos in our Instagram read it's doing fucking Unknown 6:55 willing to do a wheelie on a scooter man scooter like dragging his foot down the highway because fuck it I'm like man when you got rid of the last one he was like heartbroken that my fucking left. Unknown 7:10 Listen to him. You can hear the heartbreak Unknown 7:11 when I haven't got the title for that motion still there. Unknown 7:15 They still got the title title for this man as a damn shame see. Now pharmacists, let me ask you so when you met this man, he was riding the scooter on a regular basis right. And we have said we have established this the thing that brought you around was his luscious locks of hair. His fluke that we did we spent that we spent let me tell you how long my two and a half years Yeah, at least two and a half years browbeating him to grow his hair out because even if he said quote, I can't grow it actually he said I don't grow hair. My hair don't grow. I said Unknown 7:53 we got it. Now you have a woman that's Unknown 7:56 a lovely lady here that is enamored with your luscious locks. And that is the thing they took you from just another guy trying to hit it to somebody that I might actually like to hang out with. Unknown 8:07 Right. It wasn't just the hair though. But the hair was the thing that turned the corner so the scooter was probably the thing that turned the corner the other direction were we doing Unknown 8:18 the screw of course she wasn't filming damn scooter termination in life, right? Somewhere. He chose to Linden in winter here. Oh I believe it like four layers. Unknown 8:42 Is he's a lot calmer now. But he was Unknown 8:46 a scooter life as well Unknown 8:50 as like the Spider Man job when he took me through the video. Unknown 8:56 I know the very first thing he said to me was hey, I've seen your lungs. You're sexy. I'm sexy Unknown 9:08 No, no, no. No years of maturation as well as long hair is what brought it around. Right? Yeah, you're like I got the ball rolling out there. And so that was that's what Unknown 9:24 got the ball rolling down the lane. Unknown 9:31 To be honest, it was mostly just opportunity because at the time they were like, you know this guy he's 23 he's a virgin. You should unnamed Christmas party. Unknown 9:50 I'm just here to like well, Unknown 9:54 I got I got my choice between this guy who was very nervous to talk to me and I was like, but I'm going to break you. So I was like, well he's not driving a scooter looking at his hair. Unknown 10:06 I don't know. So it was like that. You were you were there was Unknown 10:08 literally not I was very it was a superficial. So this was Unknown 10:11 the most this was the most recent encounter could have been a quarter flip away so you weren't a quarter flip you were almost careful if you're just lucky to have 23 Year Old Virgin didn't have any game at all. He was like hey how you doing? He had Unknown 10:30 those guy in the world and I'm like, I'm not I'm not gonna be your first you're not gonna introduce yourself in life. I'm Unknown 10:36 not gonna go anybody chances are he could probably be following you home and Unknown 10:40 well, but here's the thing did he tell you that? Was that part of his game? Was he like a virgin? You want some untainted cock Unknown 10:46 so everybody coming to me and asking me how young is too young and I'm like, Well, why are you asking me that? Oh, well, there's this fine gentleman over here with a cowboy boots. Virgin, but he is really into you. Unknown 11:01 And I'm like, Oh, this well, we see what he's a virgin. Unknown 11:03 You know the soccer guy standing on the corner. And I'm like it's not for me. This is why I said that a little more road tested. Like I needed more mileage Unknown 11:16 because like I need to like here, not there. Unknown 11:18 Just confidence that's what was lacking. Unknown 11:22 I mean, I smoked the hell out of it. Unknown 11:25 You know? I'm currently here. Unknown 11:28 This is why people like 30 and Unknown 11:30 over only really you that you that particular 30 Plus, it's to deal with Unknown 11:35 somebody younger than me. I don't think are like 10 years younger than me. I'm like, Get away from me. Unknown 11:41 I don't know I still can't Unknown 11:43 mindset I believe his mindset for me back you know, back when I was single was the mindset that you had to be. Your mind had to be in a certain place for me to fuck with you. Because if it was still on some, you know, Lala biotype shit mass and fairytale bullshit. I couldn't find what you needed. You needed some life to hit you for me to fuck with you need to have some life experience. And Unknown 12:02 that's like the difference between like older and younger women. Typically, like the younger ones. The world hasn't beat the shit out of him yet. Yeah. And the older ones, it has seeds. That's what that contrast is and what you like is someone who's had a little bit of the world kick him in the nuts a few times for you if Unknown 12:19 you you want that season and on that for that for Unknown 12:25 my steak restaurant. ribeye steak restaurant is the place to get into a fight. You know what I'm saying? We're out of steak here. I'm fucking somebody up and I'm trying to get out of the country. I can like cut my fucking hand. off and I can see that happening. Right? See, that's the thing. Exactly. That's the steakhouse. You're out of fucking $4,000 steak. Conor McGregor and I are about to kick the shit out of somebody. What is going on Unknown 12:47 here? You know what I mean? I mean, they still aged beef but they don't sell like brand new and Unknown 12:51 what's nasty about age? Unknown 12:53 You know? You don't Unknown 12:55 you know why Hbf is disgusting. I don't know switch do is you take a big giant piece of beef right even hanging out in like a like a reasonably temperature space and you let it rot. And then when you want to eat some of it. You wait for like for eight months or however long you're aging it the longer shave the rod off until you find the fresh meat. And that's what you Unknown 13:18 cook. I'm still gonna warm Unknown 13:22 the worms ain't made it that far Indian right place. Like now you're just being ridiculous worms. there yet, man. Man. I don't know, man. I'm Unknown 13:34 thinking that deep bro. Take a lot, Unknown 13:35 but that's the kind of shit they're selling at that Dubai Steakhouse. They're just shaving rotten meat off. Do they get the good stuff Unknown 13:41 care mahomes See, Unknown 13:43 real nice Dubai. Unknown 13:44 I'm sure they don't. But you know Harold Unknown 13:48 remember I told you about that shit in cars. It's fucking Unknown 13:50 the Middle Eastern like sports supercars. They're like dead on the side of the road. Like every every car you could ever want you could find in the Middle East, but it's Unknown 13:59 only the good luck against cars and fucking. If they can't pay the loan or whatever it is driving them doesn't leave and walk away. And so so they stay. Yeah, they are the luxury cars. They get these cars like I had a homeboy that was stationed over there. And he had told me said Man, if you could ever go overseas, and get a car and bring it back here and just get a title for you be straight, because they're all on the side of the road. You just go out there and do Unknown 14:25 what you would need to do is you need to get the car somehow back and then apply for a abandoned title. And then when the DMV provides you with the title for the vehicle that you say was abandoned in your yard like yeah, what happened? Well, this Bugatti Veyron abandoned in my yard. I need a title for it. And there's also this, this, you know, 95 FD RX seven with a veilside kit on it. And that was abandoned my yard at the same time. I luck. I don't know what I want the title for both, please. And then also, you know, and there's like just cars galore. Like, if I could get a car trailer and load it up in Dubai bring it home. I wouldn't Unknown 15:02 you just be going down the road and it's just littered with fucking these expensive ass cars covered and Unknown 15:08 take one apart and bring it back in parts now because that's too much work too much. Unknown 15:15 through customs in that Unknown 15:16 yeah, I'm not I'm not partying out and then rebuilding a Ferrari Medina Unknown 15:19 plug it out there is strictly in stages. Unknown 15:24 So difficult. They're handmade. They're kind of handmade. So you could kind of like see a way to do it. Maybe even if I make Unknown 15:31 it back shitty. Like if it's if I rebuild it. That's kind of crappy. It's still like, Yeah, but Unknown 15:36 if you build a car if you build a Bugatti Veyron crappy and you're like, Yeah, we run 200 miles a Unknown 15:45 minute, if I get a boo got it. I'm just cruising the Unknown 15:47 strip. You're driving slow. Unknown 15:51 Was everybody Unknown 15:53 I can dig it drip. The faster the car is the slower you should drive at Unknown 16:01 least every Mustang Unknown 16:03 drivers monitors everybody Unknown 16:04 here right? At least everybody here is not like a certain somebody that just destroys the cars every chance they get I'll just drive everybody. Unknown 16:14 Industry he just drives that says my Unknown 16:17 thing right so that's how it's house. What happened in his house do I just leave a mortgage I Unknown 16:25 drive hard. Unknown 16:28 Right here pharmacist that she wouldn't look the way it looks. It's been looking great for Unknown 16:33 me still looks great. I haven't cleaned anything in a while I get white notice in there like I do Unknown 16:39 our part of this month because life at the moment. Unknown 16:43 I put so much pressure on her man. She's like, I can't be here anymore. Do you? I can't be the person to teach you how to clean your kitchen. Unknown 16:50 I tell him I'm like go just have to cookies lay on the couch. I'm gonna go in here and get rid of my nervous hand energy for me. It's fun. So like Unknown 17:01 you're you're like You're like the fucking stripper that broke into clean the place. up that's me exactly. Oh my god. You found one you found was she why? Unknown 17:13 The other server would have said well Unknown 17:15 she stole random shit like wallets for six bucks and I just remember remember it really doesn't remember anything. Even verify that Unknown 17:30 the top of the hill right there. Yeah, we had a stripper stripper used to work nice to live there and she may have broken this house and cleaned it got house she broke into this house and cleaned Unknown 17:43 it steel that she saw Unknown 17:46 my theory. He took over he started cleaning sheet Unknown 17:50 metal sheet off the floor off the windows like three of those and threw that out the back door got the plastic. Unknown 17:56 She led lighting because she didn't see. Unknown 17:59 Like this is a mess. I got a I got to see the light vendors because none of the light bulbs were in anything. You had to like clear the windows to be able to see and it's just like oh my god this certificate. Unknown 18:10 Oh, here's the downside was was in the grill except for the shovel was right here on the couch. Couch Unknown 18:20 need to know shoveling or has taken Unknown 18:24 like she really clean she claimed living room she cleaned the kitchen and I thought we thought the heat clean Unknown 18:30 and clean that tub though did she Unknown 18:34 she cleaned his bedroom. Unknown 18:35 She organized shoes because when we came in we're like yo man you clean the house he's like nah man rubbish they robbed me clean the house Unknown 18:41 was made even funnier. Was the bitch wrote a note and say you're sorry for breaking in. But your house is like dirty dishes. She cleans she told her she cleaned dishes. You got like two bags of trash said Unknown 19:01 she was like looking. I can clean a house. Maybe we should go out some Unknown 19:05 klepto on top of that. I'll still read them dumb shit when I get out of jail Unknown 19:08 when I get out of jail. You know maybe you could like you know, Unknown 19:13 right off the street Unknown 19:14 while we were recording. Yeah, want to see what's happening. Unknown 19:17 What's literally happening while we were doing the show, there was no way to not talk about it. I looked out the window. I was like, Wait, what's going on? Unknown 19:23 The only thing of value that she actually stole was the neighbor's cat, Unknown 19:26 the neighbor's cat. And that ain't even real value other than a sentimental live right Unknown 19:35 this block back Unknown 19:38 probably scared back off as opposed just went up in there and talked to one room. She was written and his cat just hanging out like oh yeah, Unknown 19:49 he wrote a note apologize for missing here, Noreen. I cleaned your house. If she would have made dinner and you didn't, I'm telling you man. She would have made dinner and I might. Unknown 20:02 I might have asked her Are you cleaning houses and your stripper? Unknown 20:09 Okay, no problems coming soon. My son stay locked up Ranga clipped away is Unknown 20:12 how much mental illness can I do? Unknown 20:15 That that is the question that is the question. How much mental illness can you deal with? What level can you deal with? Can you deal with that crazy psycho bitch or can you deal with fucking like, like average and thin line between love and hate? Where she fucking beat herself for Martin you know, I mean, there's there's levels to this. Unknown 20:37 Like it's like puts you down to some degree. Yes. But Unknown 20:41 to some degree. So whenever you deal with Unknown 20:45 if yours cancels out mine then right does Unknown 20:48 your crazy balance out my crazy I don't know about being the right but like think about it a stripper. Think about this. Never. That's no offense pharmacist but think about this to Unit Two years ago a stripper that cooks and cleans Are you kidding me? This dude is this girl baby where you like if I just told you that if I said I got a stripper girl I know that she's and she likes to clean that Unknown 21:16 glittery shiny thing shiny right there's gonna have glitter Unknown 21:18 all over the Unknown 21:21 glitter from her from her job. You got to hide all the shiny stuff. Unknown 21:25 Super glitter. Glitter is definitely Unknown 21:29 glitter all over this house because notice glitter yet everyone Unknown 21:33 else from the strip club visits Unknown 21:35 That's from me from You Unknown 21:37 You're right he's like a stripper already. Look Do You doing all right man you waited out to get you better stripper. She's like she could be a stripper but she just as far Unknown 21:47 as chooses not to Unknown 21:50 I mean I could sell drugs Unknown 21:54 more actually about an I really don't know if that is a more normal call. You Unknown 22:01 know what? We are the last senior doctor and your mouth because doctors right should all day long and people show up and I'm like you're allergic to it or you're it's gonna kill you. Yeah. Right. Unknown 22:12 Oh, you finally Unknown 22:14 back in the doctor's office or are you going to be visiting the mortuary Unknown 22:18 we're the only people that are looking out for your prices. If you have a good pharmacy, you know? Like here let me get you a discount or people bring these flowers cake like at Christmas people bring me gift cards and like you don't have to do this. Unknown 22:30 I'm just being I'm just, I'm just the person that's giving you your drugs, right? Unknown 22:35 But they're like you always got your way and I'm like a pharmacy where people aren't nice to you go somewhere else. Unknown 22:41 But you feel the responsibility though, to treat these people with dignity and respect every time they Unknown 22:47 think about that before we fucking you did that to my fucking pushing man. You did that to your plug. Yo man. You've been looking out for me all year brother man. has been peach column bro. I appreciate you man. Unknown 23:03 If I was running Mason, I was trying to make small batch marijuana like MMA fighters will be sending me shit like Hey, thank you, man. I eat your cookies the other night. And I saw God Unknown 23:12 like I had a lady man I shit you not this one little old lady man. culo lady man she was cute shit man. Like the old lady kind of cute. She would come into food line when I worked at food on when I was younger. And she would bring me a pie every fucking two weeks she would just come and bring me a pie. Unknown 23:28 She would make a pie with stuff she bought it food line and they bring you that we'll find it wasn't so cool. Unknown 23:33 She these homemade pies you can ask him that she man she would come in there and fucking bring me a fucking pie like every two weeks. She's like here baby. Here's a powerful way I appreciate. Thank you. Hey, I made this. Did you eat the pie last week? Yes ma'am. And did I right? It was good. Yes, ma'am. It wasn't got you another one. I don't know what happened. That lady. I think she might have died on me man because I start showing up one time. I told you about that one time that Bill showed up a full line and tells you you would have maybe had and I was a baby daddy. But we wait. Unknown 24:02 He did not bring you a pie. No. Unknown 24:05 She brought a kid his mom was like yo, when you gotta take care of this. I'm like we talked bitch I don't know you. I know. Unknown 24:13 That you look like somebody she fucks probably gonna marry you Unknown 24:17 but because she brought this kid right over to the bone fucking dairy. I was like, this is your kid and you need to start taking care of them. Well, Unknown 24:25 how old was the kid? Unknown 24:27 The kid was like fucking maybe one. I was fine. He wasn't old Unknown 24:30 enough to have this imprinted on him. I remember this time my mom went to some guide the food line it was like your his dad. Take care of him. And he was like, I don't know that little Unknown 24:46 visiting like a nine year old Unknown 24:48 girl right, exactly. Daddy, I gotta go take the eight month old and get out of my face. Like I'm looking Unknown 24:56 at her like, Bitch you to fuck. I don't even know who you are. Unknown 25:01 She saw that. You had steady employment. She's like, I was seven. Unknown 25:06 job better than the baby daddy used to have took her on the Unknown 25:12 Maury. Show. My home girl was she goes What are you not telling me? I'm like not to have bits. Just say my kid. I'm fucking Unknown 25:21 not telling you know. Everybody here ever happened to Unknown 25:24 me, bro. This shit fucked me up man. I'll post like Unknown 25:29 this have you fucked in the last just Unknown 25:30 what I'm screaming I'm like I'm 17 years old has been just talking about this is my kid. I mean, she was making a whole big scene like, y'all. I'm sorry, but you got the wrong one. Like, Unknown 25:39 I wish I could find that. I wish I could see that. Unknown 25:43 I've met some interesting characters in my lifetime with some strange shit that happens yeah, it's just the most random is dumb shit. Unknown 25:50 And that's the only woman that ever claimed you had a baby Unknown 25:54 was like us meeting the damn TV cricketer. Unknown 25:58 Though the Mexican grass was he's the cube and that's I gave him cricket. Cricket was his other nickname I gave him because he has this fort when we were younger. There was a fort in his backyard. And we always get up in this month or get fucked up. And instead of him climbing down the fucking ladder and going to the house, he would jump from the fucking banister of the fucking floor, to the balcony to the port to the to the deck. He would jump back and forth across his molars and you would like a Cuban cricket and the name stuck right so one day we go to the strip club. We industry club we bullshit right? This dude comes up to us he's talking to he's like, Yo, man. Y'all want to burn again? Fucking why not? We got some shit. The Marine you guys were shooting Merlin's. We were like one up cool. He was like, man, we can't leave out here because they're not gonna let us back games like nah man who you with me? Don't worry about it. They'll let you back in and like I bet. So we go out to the car and we bullshit and we talked and he was like, Yo, what's your names? I told him my name is Mike. And this man Cuban cricket has to this creek right here. We call him the cube and he was like what? Yo, I'm the Mexican grasshopper son. We like fam up in this picture and we hit it off that night. Like we was cool right then and there man. We go back and forth in that strip club having a blast from the fucker with strippers. That next night that was that wasn't even vixens then that was before Vic's millennium. It was Millennium Unknown 27:20 vixens Unknown 27:23 Millennium Millennium mixes is where Millennium Unknown 27:31 millennium was fixes are the same place fucking which one was better? Oh, okay. I want to say millennium. Shower the shower. Oh my goodness. Man look, so Unknown 27:46 it was definitely better. Unknown 27:49 No, okay. I'm not gonna put all this information Okay, let's listen. I'm gonna break Unknown 27:56 it down the showerhead I can shower Penelope, but Unknown 27:59 break down the shower dances for you because I was in one man. I had to shit Wow. Because I knew what was going on. The first time I went I didn't know I was a novice. You know? I mean, I was a rookie. But then I became professional with the shower dances right? So you have to wait until you find the shorty that the banging the shorty and man who are partners because it's always two strippers in the shower dance, right? Yeah. You go in there. You got four seats in the front, four seats in the back. I always made sure that if we go in the shower dads, it's the homies that are with me and that's it. And nobody else gonna be in the showers but be my homies Unknown 28:32 how much our dance cost? Unknown 28:34 I think the shower dance tickets were like $20 Right. I'm gonna shower dance by myself Ryan going no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is why you have to have your homies rice chicken. You go yeah, they don't go on their soul. So he opened his mouth fuck around. Unknown 28:51 I'll give him 42 pitches y'all say he's 22 Going Aggie if you want to Unknown 28:55 just buy their tickets. That's all you gotta do. You bought a ticket shot. So once the tickets sold out because they got each stripper that's in there. They have their tickets, they sell them right. You go up in there. You got the four seats in the front for season back and it's a little like like a tiny little rub that's coming to bite your ankle highroad that's in front of the shower right now you're probably sitting from me to the stand to the shower. So that's what a good foot two foot front of me right here. Unknown 0:06 See a couple feet back from the shower. Unknown 0:08 Right so they get the shower going and there's a rope Unknown 0:10 don't cross the rope What am I said on the rope ? Can I skeet on the rope? Unknown 0:18 So they're in the shower right so he said look, so they're in a they got a shower. Now, they used to do whipped cream and chocolate you know, they were sprayed with cream on the titties. And have you come up with stupid shit. You can suck the you can suck the fucking whipped cream off their titties. You. Yeah, they say to come up and lick the whipped cream and chocolate titties. No, you didn't have to try and take you didn't go in there with me. When you go in there with me. We got today. Alright, so look so companies we get Unknown 0:49 whipped cream on I need a tittie covered in. Unknown 1:04 So look, we had one of our great recursive crew members and there will be one time right so the 10 is again LinkedIn shit, right? So this bitch goes look if y'all want me to eat her ass, I need money. And that's all you need. MC I took out a stack just smack dab in the face stood out bow he did as I felt like the dude on American Psycho is asked in front of you eat it if you are going to put that Serpent Mound frog eat that she got Yeah, it was a great demand to shower and shower dances man. You can make it happen in the shower dance, bro. Unknown 1:43 Like, there's a reason why that's not not available anymore. I Unknown 1:46 know it's available but they don't use the whipped cream and chocolate no more. He's pink man. Unknown 1:50 That's a big pain. Yeah, okay, so I have that. Friend surprised me and took me to the strip club to vixens on my 21st birthday. Oh limo. 21 yet limo drivers like I had a pair so people just kept giving me drinks blue drink red drink yellow drink. And then they're like Siri bought you this dance. And I had to go in a creepy room. It was like spotlight. Shower. Chocolate sir. I do like whipped cream opposite burger. As soon as he started describing little benches and I remember and then I woke up on the strip club. bathroom floor. Oh shit. I opened my eyes and it's like very tall shoes right there. And I'm like, this is a bad situation. I have hepatitis now obviously. bends down and she gives me a water and she's like, don't worry. This is the cleanest floor girl girl. Thank you. Well, I mean, Unknown 2:50 that's nice of her to tell you. This is February. They love my promise. Unknown 2:54 It's a 21st birthday. I can remember I'm the only person in the room that has never been to a strip club. I've made it known that I will not. I mean, I see that every day though. Not that but you know, it's just not it's fun is Unknown 3:15 the atmosphere is the atmosphere you won't be around. Yeah. Like to have a good time. The bartender gets the most money it should be the one that gets the most money out of your pockets. He should be the bartender because she's gonna get you fucked up right? He hit on me I heard that one bartender I signed her titties. He was up there with me when I sat there and titties I think he Unknown 3:34 wrote your name it smell focus. I Unknown 3:36 went up to the bar and I'm like, yo, she was a farmer from the bartender. I'm like, yo, what is all this shit she'd written on her arms and I'm like, what flux and she's like, I don't know what it is guys just started signing their names on the show my Oh, really? You mind if I sign my name? And she's like, Yeah, sure. I said bet follow and I fucking wrote Big Mike on our mind. Fuck Teddy's. She was like, you know, you're the only one that was brazen enough to do that shit. Man. You know, she kept my cup filled to the brim like issues overspill and I'm and I know what fucks with you here on this Unknown 4:06 bench. Unknown 4:07 Are you gonna sign her foot nice. Unknown 4:10 I'm a sign that inner thigh. Pen in line I'm signing hosted a Mason and friends show. That was not actually I probably wouldn't. But if Mike signed her titties, and she was like, here, you saw me now out of him like, well, I got one up Mike. Now here's what I need you to do. I'm gonna take a knee and you're gonna put your knee there and I'm going to right here right on that Unknown 4:37 the atmosphere is fun, especially if you got a good night of cast characters and because you guys are nice was a Mother's Day and we're for shit. You know what I mean? Unknown 4:45 Knowing my luck I end up getting like the worst ones. You never know, dude. Unknown 4:50 You got to be the best ones in there. Unknown 4:52 There's a lot of debate. Let's just put it like this. A gay man in a strip club. Well, there might be like a gay strip club you could go to so you know I've seen I've heard of something you want to be a part of it? No, I don't. I'm not interested in going to see. I mean, like if there was Chippendales you know if there was Chippendales or some shit or whatever like they don't, they don't bring out the fix do their magic Mike's. Like what if you went somewhere right, I Unknown 5:27 want to get all the way to the end and then just give them money. And can I Unknown 5:30 get like a PG 13 stripper where like, you come out here you take your underwear and we'll just keep the socks. I need you to wear banana hammock conveyer just just put the hat on out of here with that. I think that's the only thing that they're allowed to have. But it's like still well, but that I mean that to me, it's like when we go to West Virginia, I'm like well, at least I get to see Posey because like there's a lot of strip clubs close. If there's any around you can't get the Vatche no matter at all. And I'm like I like JJ I mean, Unknown 6:05 I'm just Paper Moon this. Yo yo, what am I stop seal Paper Moon is right next door. They be jumping on Tuesdays. Yeah, I think it's like wing to Unknown 6:16 date too. Right? Yeah. Unknown 6:21 And then like they'll see me and I'm working in the truck. They'll look over at me. I know What's up, bro. Give them wings. The wings bang. I know what's up. I got sucker down the wings and I found out about Paper Moon down and rich man like years years ago, I think I was in my early 20s And I was working at displays in the truck had to be Robert Furbish would like hot water heaters and shit like that because it was a pressure wash company. And as you got to take his trucks down and get them fitted I'm like alright, cool back. So I go down there and do was a mess. It's gonna take at least 334 hours my man what the fuck am I gonna do for three four hours he's like man good Paper Moon I'm like fuck is the paper really is like a strip club my How To fuck about get there man. Like I can't walk to the gate. You can? He said Do you remember that pink boom that you saw coming off the exits? Uh, yeah, like two blocks up. He's like, Yeah, he goes that strip club. Say word. He goes in there open. I was like right now, man. It's like lunchtime, right? He's like, No, they are open and they got some of the best fucking wings you ever had ain't get to see women get butt naked. So how long is Trump I'm taking he's saying but negative but they don't do that. I said wait a minute. Can they open right now and it was paces and Unknown 7:29 fat shots you get is camel toe huh? Yeah, you're Unknown 7:33 gonna see some slight cheeks you know? I got to these guys. And I got some wings. You know? I mean, I got flowers. Unknown 7:41 It's all you like jet pan cover. Unknown 7:44 No odor, some wings. Like it was like live Jimmy I sit down at a restaurant. Unknown 7:51 Hey Tom, you don't get paid. They don't have to pay like a Unknown 7:54 covering. So you got to go in there and Unknown 7:57 they just sit there and like swing their foot at you and should Unknown 8:00 not extra big strip down. Unknown 8:03 They stripped down to titties and cameltoe Yeah. They still didn't they weren't Unknown 8:07 opposed Samsung's scamming us by doing electrical work. Unknown 8:12 The one out now Alexandria. Yeah, Unknown 8:15 fuckin doing which piece workers these white boys who ended jobs something like 930 And then I ever we're going to lunch or actually we're done for the day, you know, over lunch at this bar, you know for whatever Am I you know, got to work at five but I got to this these garage five like 630 driveway Alexandria. Started like 730 now it goes to the board 930 That's it I'm going to our paycheck at and we go strip club at this point that we like, Man Fairfax shit, we pass Walker. Way basketball. Yeah, you're riding with them. I'm Ryan I'm in the with my sister like Manasseh or some shit like that. Even that better, even more, more better. Even way more fucking better. And as part it takes six out of seven laps to get about that little goddamn whole area. Fucking got seven worlds of finances on Unknown 9:18 Lightning Man. Unknown 9:20 He meant to a lot dude. Yeah, bro. It's like well, let's just hang out but the food's good. Unknown 9:24 Yeah, good food. I do got some good food but it sucks to be open in the daytime. Yeah yeah, this lady can see no snatch but she gets massive Teddy booni breakfast sandwiches, Unknown 9:48 bacon, egg and cheese with some Unknown 9:50 all day. Back next day. And I'm back then. Unknown 9:54 Three Sideshow cameltoe attendees. Oh, that's tough to complain about. Unknown 10:00 Get your crispy bacon crispy waffle. Unknown 10:03 Taco. Get my waffle house orders. Good. Unknown 10:07 Meal number seven. Let's say they open at 11 you get in there like meal number four for cook. He's right reggae prime. You don't be the first million. You got me like three. Unknown 10:18 You want to be warmed up? Yeah, you Unknown 10:20 got a table sitting there screaming. I need a couple of tables who have gotten taken care of before I placed my order. Unknown 10:26 A couple of cups of coffee with some shots. In it man he ready Casey no smash either. Unknown 10:33 I mean that I can imagine that being really frustrating. I would have a really hard time working at a strip club as a chef and not ask you to just come on just let me see your pussy like I've seen everything I've seen. Unknown 10:46 Everybody counter I Unknown 10:47 need to know what you're working with. The ring go? company needs a snack. You'd be frazzled. Unknown 11:05 A washing your lettuce down. But next week covering Unknown 11:11 all the basic food in fries wings. Unknown 11:15 The basic the basic bar. Food is good. The wings are good. Like maybe everybody's not Unknown 11:21 getting food. It's just good Barford. Unknown 11:23 Yes Good. bar food. Yeah. I mean you get a good steak. But you get that and like I said, you get aside a tedious mass and Unknown 11:35 they got good ones like that in Vegas that apparently have like really, really, really good food. It's Vegas. Yeah. Think about it the other Unknown 11:42 way they should. Yeah, they do. And they don't listen damn saying, Well, I want to Unknown 11:48 sit together like I'm not a fan of the ones in DC just because they explicitly grant the women they're buying. But boy, you got to spend an air for the month folks to do just for cameltoe entities. Yeah, like fucking we were able to penthouse that's what a fuck I went to. It was the fucking penthouse. Get up in that mansion. I swear to dude, the bouncer was probably why does that loveseat you're sitting on right now man. It's like that this model fugu was a huge son of a bitch and he's like, Yo, just go down and I'm like, because I'm ready to pay to get up in his pitches after Tyson fight. Go in there. And they tell me I gotta order a drink. I get a drink. It's a fucking like it was like a pineapple Faka but the bitch to drink was big as my fucking Pinky. That's the size of the fucking old cup was the size of my fucking Pinky. So was at three inches right there maybe by fucking maybe inch and a half round basically a little bigger shot class. That's what it was young and I my you I pay $20 for this sheet right here. This this this is what I get all night for $20 Is this right here? Man fuck this. I booked that joint. Going up there man. I'm looking at all these stallions walking around. I'm like, holy shit. stallions demand these motherfuckers got going on these bids winning stallions they got fucking these dogs these ads is online. Finally amazing Michael Do you know what a stallion is you fuck it's a male horse yeah I get that but fucking they got these muscle and like they should just jiggling right let's put it that way right so fucking we up in this model fucker right fucking we see all these shorties walking my man's Unknown 13:16 cock horses walk around and they don't Unknown 13:22 understand the terminology that I was talking about. They know what the fuck Unknown 13:26 like this is stallion like Megan V Yeah. It was in a strip club. Unknown 13:32 Definitely a strip club. Like Grace Jones family you know Rob tried tell you man he's my fucking shoulders was a man they was getting paid because look. So my homeboy sat down. Unknown 13:42 Look at two cookies giggling Unknown 13:45 and the stripper goes by right and my man's like, yeah, here we go, sweetheart. She's like, what's this? He's like, it's $1 She goes on how many more than that to shake this ask for you. He was like what the fuck? I'm like damn man. Unknown 13:57 They don't lay around make it clap once. Once for Unknown 14:01 DC strip clubs and not like that man cuz they get the balls all the time. But this is this after the Mike Tyson's right out of men. Wiki right. Bishop Don Juan, Laila Ali. See Muhammad Ali and fucking random Mike Tyson again that same fucking Unknown 14:15 night ran into Mike Tyson. Our middle strip club know Unknown 14:18 that this is at the fight. I ran the bishop down one after the fuck if I seen him. He was at another one. I was trying to go to his joint. I was trying to go with a bishop Zack because Unknown 14:28 Okay, the sounds you're trying to you're trying to catch the pussy shrapnel off the Unknown 14:32 very seas. I was playing with the cast that was with me wasn't understanding. Unknown 14:37 Mike. We could go to this club. And 28 women with a whole row he got the whole train which puts the shrapnel hitting people that are trying to avoid it. Or they're trying to take a couple of shots. Unknown 14:53 Now trying to have these guys sit the whole night because when we was at the fuck of a gentleman in front like they shoot it fair calm down at the bottom hon at the shoulders down in the front row because I'm like, Yo, man, I'm hooking up the man. I'm getting squared away. They're like, Yo, we got to daddy party. I'm like, yo, we got the DD party. Unknown 15:07 It's in DC. Unknown 15:08 What's this? Mike Tyson's last fight he had? He fought in DC and we got tickets to go to this fucking fight. Unknown 15:14 That sounds a lot as fuck. Unknown 15:16 I like I said, Oh man, it was tight as a mindfuck man all the people I've met not that big. So we had the strip club, right? And I looked at my homie he was like, Man is PJ trying to take this down? I said No, bro. Look at this shit. I said you got this pitch on this private stage over here. And there's a dude with a duffel bag. And he's reaching down picking up stacks show like fucking at least a foot long stack and he's just money making a ring. RP gets rid of back Stacie Reese back in a month. A duffel bag pulls out another stack dollar and if you think you're gonna see any kind of shit up at this mall fucking what $1 You fucking dead wrong with this shit, bro. Unknown 15:49 And this car payments to make for girls got big got the kind of girls that buy apartments to wishes rent them out. Unknown 16:02 Apartments $3,000 A month right because Unknown 16:03 see when the strippers work when fucking you got a big event ban the strippers are working the celebrities already out there? Because like I said Did he had his party Bishop Don Juan was around the corner Mike Tyson's last fight Ottoman for the celebrities that was that this bitch man shit. How much money you can make? That's from I'm screaming man like fuck. You know when the celebrities come and you go in a bedroom clocking in hell. I'm not clocking out till this time. I had my feet got to be blamed. For leaving some Unknown 16:29 Eastern strip clubs, where you were going? Yeah, DC and DC. You are getting cameltoe entities like and that's it. I'm putting coloriage stacks on ones out DC Unknown 16:48 these ma Unknown 16:50 Teddy's name he's in cameltoe they weren't Unknown 16:54 brought these cats was not fucking talks now ones man. They was calls now like 20 There's no fucking way I shit you not bro. They will talk Unknown 17:02 to a Bunny Ranch or something. I'm going to a whore house. I'm going to legal process. Throw that kind of money. I can't even touch water. What am I spending money like that for that is bullshit. He's not any of that shit. I am not spending that kind of money just to look at some Unknown 17:23 money that Busta Rhymes was rapping about baby throwing some of my fucking fucking I'll set the stack on the table when I sit there and drink some foo foo as drink but they spend that money man like when I'm telling you go to DC and Unknown 17:43 like living in a sex on the beach and I'm going to sit here hold on money out they just they just Unknown 17:47 grabbed stack and go to DC strip club when I fucking overnight you ain't getting no play unless you got stacks you better off just saying fucking you know I mean going back to club I got Alexis payment to make motherfucking sure I'm telling you man like he blew my mind like man look because my homeboys uncle was often stopped me yeah got me in this pitch my fuck. You don't want that when they come here. I told you we could have went to Denny's party I already had the way in. We would have been at this party we would have been straight or my fat. We could have went down the road where the bishop said and we would have been spared but now you don't want to listen to me. I had a straight Unknown 18:20 I had Mike you remember this you like you offended so when you are Unknown 18:26 shooting because I'm like man I gotta sit for the whole night like y'all motherfuckers ain't talking and then I'm a glade spit some shit to the shortage that are down in front of us. They're right in front of us. It's none of them and enough of us we even out in the numbers so all we gotta do everybody Unknown 18:42 puts the shrapnel back that's all scream go for hanging out with adults man Unknown 18:51 rah had this one homie man this one homie. I had him. I used to work with him. And fucking I was like, Yo, man, where we're going. I guarantee you some buzzing. I will guarantee you pussy. I got that as a Unknown 19:02 guarantee that you guarantee and plus you ain't got pussy man. It's hard to guarantee you know, I Unknown 19:07 guarantee because I guarantee I can guarantee this back in the day I can guarantee this Marvel's gonna do some as we go down the way. We're having a good time, man. We got seven women with a seven women with us, right? We're at this fucking club. I said, Look, man, I know you don't get on the dance floor. I'm gonna get on the dance floor. You stay up here. I'm gonna go downstairs now the shorty that was with me, right? She was like, what'd you fit in to do? I said I'm fitting to go hunt. She's like, Oh, you got to do your thing. So yeah, I'll be right back. I go downstairs because women when they're in clothes, right I'm like I'm a school some of y'all young. When women go to clubs, women always travel in packs. Unknown 19:42 Ladies, information from the ladies. All right. See, Unknown 19:45 okay, always travel for better right. So what I would do women usually dance with each other. I would just hop in the middle of the motherfucking circle. Somebody is gonna film if they film me, they all just go away with somebody in their circles gonna fill him off and that's when you start talking. boomhauer is what you were doing. Yeah, I just wake up in the mix. Right? I block any of them Unknown 20:05 on the floor here. So what you're doing is welcome to the first floor Hi. Unknown 20:11 I'm gonna go open the box over here somebody filled my fucker right right so I'm talking to these women and we're having a good time and I go back upstairs and fucking my homeboys sitting there and looking stupid on my mirror. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Man is the motherfucker down there eyeballing me as we were upstairs. You talking about there's a dude down there eyeballing you from downstairs up here and you fucking pistol. We got seven women with us right now. And I'm working on getting us some more. I'm guaranteeing you pussy. Deema here with the fuck I'm saying right. So this shorty comes up right? This older lady she's dancing with me. She's like, Yo, here's my daughter my waving waving you oh my God my God. I was like, that's something I say Yo, I'm tired Muhammad I may you got to fuck him given these clothes dancing on my fucking whatever. Or later. So then fucking one of the seven shoulders that we was with comes up to me she's like, Hey, what's up what's your homeboys and we mean was able to say he don't dance and then I say yay was this we are good dance on his lap right now. If you dance on him off his lap. He will get the fuck up. Watch what I tell you. She's like you should say yes positive. She gets over there. She starts dancing. My mouth McMahon's gets up on my day go home Welcome to the my fucking mix now. All you have to do is not talk about work because that's all it's not fucking whatever talk about was worth just talking about something other than something other than the fucking job and you're gonna be you're gonna get some pussy shrapnel? Exactly right. We're having a good time. Everybody's having a blast. You know, we have fun. And I hear Him say man, his mother's bitched at me because I picked all these cases. I was like son of a bitch. So look, long story short, some of the shortest lead there's two of them left for us, right. One of them I already knew I was like, man, all you have to do is sit down in this chair. Sit right here. She will take care of you. I Guaran fucking tee no problem. You will get asked from the don't mention your job. Don't say shit. Just sit right here. No more case picking don't say nothing. All you have to do is sit here. She's got you right? I'm in the bedroom with this other shorty. Man. We have a good time we talk. She tells me not to have you. I'm young. I'm like fucking maybe 1920 at the time. This bitch tells me she got big suck in jail. I never heard the second jail before right? I'm like oh word. What the fuck is that? Bring that shit out. Let's take a look. If you want to try opening up. You don't say she's opening the shit up. I'm rolling the Bob. Oh my god. This is gonna be good. My home. We're busting our butt y'all do it Unknown 22:43 did you make it your job Unknown 22:50 that like bro, you got to go sit down the fucking chair. Trust me set the fuck down and shut the fuck up. I got you I told you guaranteed by the fucking ass SON OF A BITCH not Unknown 23:03 Oh talk about pussy with that. Girl. So we'll get Unknown 23:07 locked the door. I do my thing and go to sleep and wake up the next morning shorties in the kitchen that she's cooking and she's bad cooking. I'm like, Unknown 23:14 she's angry. That wait the one that was was hanging out with your friends? Unknown 23:17 Yeah, I'm like, yo, what's up? She's like, they want to fuck last night as Unknown 23:25 well. You brought him out in this spring and him for not Unknown 23:35 that I told you. You got guarantee answers. Nothing wrong with that ask right there. Unknown 23:38 This girl is angry you wouldn't have sex with her last night Unknown 23:43 is your problem I get no dig for my baby mama the fuck you baby mama with that picture books day to get out so you know what? I'll never taking the word getting right. So following week I have another homie. I say Yo man, I guarantee you if you wrote down with me, I'm gonna get you some answers. Are you sure? I said man I'm positive I got you cuz this man fucking disappointed me. I hope you don't disappoint me. So we go out saying too short. He's now we go to a concert this time. We're at a concert. We're having a good time. We go to fucking a diner we eat. We get back to the hotel. I give my homie you're blunt. I said Yo, man, look, I know you don't smoke. But the shorty that's what she does. When she gets right. Give her this Okay, that's all you need to do. I go look, I go into the room with Oh girl that I was with everything was gravy. I get the next morning man. Me and my homies we roll him out. He's in the car. He's just smiling. Like he's got a grin on his face. You good? Humans, right, Brian? Like he goes here. He handed me the block back. I'm like, Shane, when he goes, I have to give it to her. She jumped right on me as soon as I sit down the Chair. Thank you. He goes man, you one bullshitting, bro. I told you man I appreciate you coming out you didn't disappoint her. Thank you very much man. The I'm gonna take you from here on out. He goes back to the jail be one because we all work together. Man. We go back to jail but he was like Yo, man, Mike ain't bullshitting. He say guarantees and he can guarantee that MacBook Air by looking at my man on my other home but like it will happen to you. I was like I told you that bitch got scared and fucking flaked on me man. I don't know what the fuck his problem was. He was right there was a here all you got to do is get hard and get in and I mean it's not a bad snatch. You like Go for it, bro. She clean? You know, I'm saying like, you gotta you gotta let him off. He just came fucking Unknown 25:38 he just might make you disgusted right now. I'm just wondering like, what does it say about the girl that he can just give her pussy away like that, you know? And I was thinking like, that's what I'm saying like he owns it like Unknown 25:53 you just had when Unknown 25:58 he needed recruitment Mike is like, Unknown 26:01 it was kind of like a silent deal. That we had, you know, the girls Unknown 26:07 designed to deal with you. They'd be like Michael if you bring me some random dick. Then like, I'll get you another random girl the fuck hopefully. Unknown 26:15 There was there was like this kind of silent lack that we had. But it was unspoken. Yeah, yes. Silent there was just a sound. That's just how it happened. The girls ain't listening to that episode. They probably they probably mean we all still got love for each other man. Say hey, man, if I ever see you again Hey, useful stuff. Are you doing football things well in life, you know, Unknown 26:38 shout out angry breakfast yeah is angry breakfast tastes like though is it better or worse than regular? Unknown 26:45 Breakfast is not made with love or fury though, Unknown 26:49 but it might taste Unknown 26:51 just be spicy. It's not. I've never Unknown 26:54 angry bread. It's not made with care. You don't care Unknown 26:58 like eggshells are poking you and I feel like it's like the bacon is slapped into the pear. Unknown 27:04 ggressive everything's aggressively scrambled eggs Unknown 27:07 are feeding and when you don't think you're asleep? Unknown 27:11 You have a backhand at the mall fucking that's kind of how you flip the pancakes. It's like your backhand at the max. Like it's just aggressive. The eggs and getting scrambled with tendinous they give scrambled with fury. Yeah. Unknown 27:28 It's pent up vaginal need for orgasm. What the Unknown 27:33 I don't think there's nothing wrong with a fucking hot breakfast Unknown 27:41 I think we're gonna have to break this episode of the Unknown 27:44 fire with Maven. I mean, you're not gonna just burn if you're gonna burn it. What's the point of cooking I guess you would Unknown 27:52 just burn ship because I get minds. Unknown 27:56 I may just be a little spicy man. I love because I believe in love Unknown 28:06 you believes so anyway Bros is Unknown 28:11 probably the second one cookie Unknown 28:16 that's gonna be these are them as Unknown 28:19 a four could be episode next time. Unknown 28:22 I might have four cookies but we're gonna have to do it on a Saturday so this full cover. I'm not offering a full I told them to do four on a Friday or Saturday night he can't do it on a Sunday night. It's the same thing. On a Sunday night for a Sunday night's gonna be brought up to the lady Unknown 28:44 Saturday they hear what you're doing. I'm like, well I got anything going on right however. Unknown 28:49 That's because the junior just wants to have fun. I would love to hear your story of work on Monday after a four cookie Sunday. And I really don't think it's wise thing. He was, you know we need to do we need to do one episode Saturday night with you on four cookies and and then do another episode the next day to see how you're doing 12 hours. Unknown 29:13 For cookies should be the karaoke episode. Unknown 29:17 For cookies I mentioned I forgot Unknown 29:20 to two cookies. We might laugh too hard karaoke and then Unknown 29:30 I'll lose my shit. Unknown 29:32 He would. He would laugh. But Unknown 29:35 right he's got to be somewhat together. Nobody cares. But like I said, we got to bring this episode of the masonry fringe show to a close thanks for listening. We're gonna play after this a two unit song called bright like a booty hole. March the 14th 2021 Unknown 29:53 Okay, that was the bleach of episode. New videos when we did the ADA bliss. Enjoy your song. Oh, this Unknown 29:59 is new. Transcribed by https://otter.ai