Unknown 0:14 Ladies and gentlemen it is. The mason and friends show Unknown 0:19 at fresh, featuring but dude called you aka elderberry. No, like these these bars right here. I think I got it but now, like when you start playing the piano fuck featuring as well. The pharmacist aka l pharmacist a high as well as the Black Hand of Mike aKa eL transporte Unknown 0:53 as Trae X aka el trae x a one time for your mind two times for your soul as well as Biggie Steve aka Stevie smalls, what it is what it was, what it shall be and me I'm Mason aka el Mahoney. Unknown 1:14 These are my friends welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's your what's good out there? Unknown 1:23 Kevin, Kevin's face your space was beating off in the shower too. And that was that American Beauty in the beginning that is not American Beauty but you read off to some slowly slow saxophone style so or maybe that's a trucker so he's into me stroking. Now there was no intimate stroke in the movie. I've seen what he was jerking off the rain. I guess based now he was in the shower. Unknown 1:50 Rain again wasn't this like smooth? There's there's a jazz ish kind of movie that fits in with this. Is it round midnight, and is not damn good guess. Robin I might have to come up at some point in the future. But this one is currently let's see. I can give you a hint. The director is a rapist. Unknown 2:12 That wasn't a Weinstein right. No, not that one. He would be a producer but it was Roman Polanski. That's exactly correct. I still don't know the movie yet. This movie also features Jack Nicholson Over the Cuckoo's Faye Dunaway, not One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest not that one maybe with a with a with a hotel. And so what does that shot it's not the shining. Unknown 2:35 Super gizmo rapist, you can't tell if Chuck named you for comes from jazz. Unknown 2:46 Not to depart it is not Chuck Maggi and as far as I know. I can't tell who the who did the music on this novel. No, this one everyone's completely lost is Chinatown. Unknown 2:57 One of my favorite movies the intro to because I do dig this. This has got some vibe. You know what I'm saying? I see stuff I listen to on Sunday. Unknown 3:05 This is your Sunday music. I listen to I can dig it man. And before I even get into bringing things to the congregation, I like to send a special hello if you will, to the good people. At equality Prince William out of Manassas, Virginia. I attended an event at the Saulsbury center in Manassas last night. Unknown 3:24 Valentine social for those in the LGBTQ community I had a great time. Unknown 3:31 It was an equality principle of equality. Principle your shot right on man. I'll definitely be back next time. I know. Keep your eyes out there gentlemen. You can run into Trey x if you play your cards rights, calm down. I got somebody. I think I mentioned that last week. All right, good for you. Unknown 3:51 Now speaking of getting people what you got ready to bring somebody to congregation you need to come to the front of the congregation because this is getting crazy. He just needs to say hey do use the word crazy but I hate to say crazy. It's like disrespectful to like mental health issues. I don't want to use it in that context. But if I have to do that, I will but I don't think he's really crazy. He isn't. I think it's just more so he just heartbroken don't know how to really handle it. He needs to actually have a therapist sit down with him. Have a little conversation but but that's really what you think it is. You think Brian He is literally just in need of this is me being nice i do now but see Connie is a very well rounded individual when it comes to the stipulated people to keep his name in their mouth, you know, I mean, because he got fucking album get ready coming down to two but it's true Kanye has been doing this more than you. Exactly. So he knows how to manipulate the chemo fungus in his mouth, his name and people's mouth. You know, I mean, keep talking about me. I got an album coming. You don't mean it's always going to stay high lexicon it's like this number one. The whole thing about like Billy Eilish shows you an apology like for trapped for Travis Scott. I'm like, No, she doesn't. Yeah, I don't get that at all. I don't understand. Apparently this is what it was she saying something about Travis Scott and that concert. Yeah, she said something like it was like taking shots fired and Travis Scott for what happened at what was the cost? Yeah, so wait a minute. Yeah, you're sticking up for Travis Scott. When Travis Scott hasn't said anything about it. He's apologizing. Unknown 5:32 Because he's talking about he's gonna go out and shoot her show because she noticed that people were in distress. And she was like, I won't sing another song until y'all calm down and get this medical attention for this we're not going to have a replay of Travis Scott. said himself. That's what he thinks she needs pologize Yeah. No need to apologize. That's bullshit. Yeah, like there's no need to apologize. He's red. He's literally referencing something that happened. That's a legitimate thing that happened. That's a legitimate thing that we don't want to happen. Again. Yeah, that's a legitimate thing is an apology is needed. And besides quite sure that people that can afford to go to Coachella will survive without Kanye West or Travis Scott being there. Either. Or Travis Scott had a McDonald's burger meal man. That's what my issue is. Where's Travis Scott? Milk I go into McDonald's get a Travis Scott. Unknown 6:19 even get that anymore, I suppose. Unknown 6:22 I think it's shorting out. But I thought Travis Scott had like a bacon cheeseburger. So I'm like, I don't feel McDonald's. But then fucking this on the map now. I'm trying to support Travis Scott because like, I don't feel like it's his fault. It wasn't like I think that is far more the venue's likely with this Travis Scott. You know, people died in concert. Unknown 6:44 You watch the news. You got a beautiful bond. You don't know nothing. About Unknown 6:53 the ticket stuff. Unknown 6:57 To that perspective, and number two, number two Kanye please leave Pete Davidson alone. Unknown 7:05 Are you guys gonna lead on just because then he's got Kim Kardashians you know what? Right now and you don't does not mean you have to keep name dropping them in songs and sending guns SNL talked about it in one of his songs. I'm like, come on. Yeah, he's just upset right now. Unknown 7:25 It was Kim Kardashian the Pete Davidson up here. Crazy motherfucker to just talking about it's like a biggie. So she where he was talking about like Pete Davidson had AIDS and she didn't have to take back the comment of AIDS. But he started to realize Oh, Pete Davidson has AIDS Unknown 7:46 teenage girls and even bad deeds. Little bit of help, but I think there's a lot to because he has an album get re dropped. There's a reason why he got he got a single with Pusha T right now. Unknown 8:00 Fire oh wait, is that the one that I was playing the other day? I don't remember how easy it might be. Yeah, yeah, Kenny's got some good stuff but I'll take him sit on the couch go home really? Now. I mean, he's him sitting down and shutting the fuck up forever when he needs to go on a sabbatical. Unknown 8:21 You sure like cuz there's a game song with him. But yeah, that's the song that he talks about beat beat. Davidson's God survived. God saved me from the crash so I could beat I don't think you want that smoke Manny from Staten Island. So wait, Davidson Withrow, Hans McConaughey. You know what? No, no. Unknown 8:45 No, that would be an amazing I don't think. Unknown 8:48 I don't think Kanye got hands. He doesn't have like a sense of the way. Unknown 8:53 I don't think Kanye he's also certifiably crazy. And I know we don't like using that word to disparage against mental health issues. Now that guy raises for reasons and it lines up Unknown 9:07 perfectly with audit that we will not Yeah, and that's what got kicked off SNL. I think when if Pete Davidson were to hit Conde he do like what's his name in Friday? The movie Friday is that buffalo crime is called he's gonna cry in the car. Go do it but he got crying and God gave you that chain, you know, laid on the ground and somebody is coming to pick them up. It will be amazing Unknown 9:39 would be amazing if Pete Davidson went all crazy on him and like hit him with the Leg Sweep. You know what I mean? And like hammer fist in and while he's on the ground and coming over here right? I see overhead right connected with them this job and he had wide already a you know Kanye going down and then walking away and they get in the car and crying. Kanye through the wire. Yeah, you gotta get through Kanye scaredy pants ain't got no security. Kanye got insecure. Unknown 10:09 That's exactly what I was gonna say. Unknown 10:12 Big security is what he got Kim draws and he got Kim cuz that's so terrible for Kanye. The only reason I Unknown 10:24 turned it out right now often it's got to be hot. Like it's like let me ask them now if you met if you met a girl, and you were like, you know, I've heard of you. She was like, Yeah, I know. You've heard of me because of my porno tape. Right? And she's like, Yeah, and you're like, Yeah, I've already because your photo tape. Like you know, in the end when when you're living next door to her. Unknown 10:48 Are you really surprised at some really wild shit? Unknown 10:54 You're saying right out of the gate was like he chose because he chose her to have children with but that's because between the tape and when Kanye got with her her status elevated to a degree that he wanted to be with her. That's why that's what I did when Kanye got Witter. Right, Jay had to come out with I hit it first. Unknown 11:18 He didn't. He didn't get mad at Jay. He didn't get mad because he understands the game. Because he understood rage at I hate to say this I really do hate to say this but it's true. If you got together any and everybody that has been with Kim Kardashian it would look like the video For We Are the World there will cook for her though. She's firstly nothing wrong. We've been promiscuous. If you're rich and famous and what Wait, what's wrong with it? If you're not rich and famous? Unknown 11:46 It's Unknown 11:49 your fritzing payments on your morals go out the fucking window because Unknown 11:59 in any Kanye West or Kim Kardashian or Pete Davidson motherfuckers No, no, no, no no those people like age anymore. Unknown 12:06 Your whole life expose me that she didn't. Unknown 12:12 She was a kid. Probably not on a different wavelength than most people's you think they're all evil? I didn't say you know rose no morals. Unknown 12:21 No morals and evil. Yes. Doesn't have no morals make it a lot easier to commit evil acts to see hold on Kim together no Mosby when Anyway, her best friend was Paris. Yeah. What were they best friends back in the day. Were they were Kim was Paris. Unknown 12:37 I thought the cam gear no parents had done that shoot first was first and he went ahead. Yay. Kim was like was she that this bitch got famous. Unknown 12:48 Sycamore fuckers didn't get my hand last y'all forgot about this. Unknown 12:54 But that tape was stolen and if she didn't put that out. I don't want to show who Yeah, I Unknown 13:01 did look at a wife that broke into that looks like G unit with that mullet. Unknown 13:07 Yeah. Unknown 13:09 So you're gonna you're gonna cut your shit into a mulligan for us. This year in the springtime so we can shoot Sydney the midget video somewhere. We might have the facility for that come in. Unknown 13:19 Gotta get us a real midget though. That's the real magic girls, the pragmatic start looking for that. put an ad out. We've already peruse Unknown 13:30 that gambits whatever whatever the hell it did karaoke night, private so you're gonna go to Queens gambits for the karaoke and once the Springfield bridge bridge Oh great. So you're going to hook bridge for that. And you still haven't told us a day though cuz we all got to come and rock No, no today. We go support the fuck out. We don't rock with you. We're gonna what we're gonna do is we're gonna hold back security thing after me or you will be governed Unknown 14:07 probably may never ever be let back in there again. But what we're gonna do is we're gonna go from karaoke bar to karaoke bar ourselves. But we're gonna stick up stickers and hand out cards all over the fucking place while we're in that QR code. Fuck. Unknown 14:22 I didn't have any of y'all with me last night. So I mean, really? I mean, can you even when people can't see a carry up? It's not like they take the mic from them. No, no, say no. Let's um, when you say I'm fist pump and I miss you Unknown 14:40 it's not catching my to have tuned them out by that point. You're laughing hysterically screaming people up on the ground laughing or getting drunk or leaving agree. Unknown 14:53 Either way, they get they get paid either way, you're gonna clear the place out because because whoever's leaving ain't cool anyways, so they might have gone go to Taco Bell or somewhere everything goes exactly go back go hit Taco Bell a bitch rarely hear you I mean besides that he's gonna put on the fucking concert tonight is gonna be some shit boy fucking hair. Unknown 15:13 Oh yeah, fuck the game. I want to see them all fucking show. I want to see they go through some holograms of pot. Maybe some Nate Dogg affair. Rockin pot leaf hats like it's the chronic album. Unknown 15:24 Fucking that's gonna be Unknown 15:30 burned once is already guaranteed it's already fucked up. We all fucked up right now. It'd be great. Unknown 15:40 If Snoop brings out Martha and Martha Unknown 15:45 you know that's gonna be that'll be a matter of death through records, right? Unknown 15:49 Shout out to snoop. That's a gangster shit right there. You went out and bought my fucking death row when I started that was that Dr. Unknown 15:59 Dre and Snoop and Martha are doing the puppy. Bowl commentary shout yes Unknown 16:09 halftime Unknown 16:14 I thought people competed with halftime I thought Yeah, I don't know. We recorded Yeah. Unknown 16:20 That's like if you're watching. Unknown 16:22 That's something you watch with kids like the commentating that join you got. Unknown 16:28 That's exactly what boxing or whatever that he was. Yeah, yeah, dude. He did everything he seen when the snakes are chasing the fucking lizard through the rocks and everything and he's like, he's commentating on nature videos and ship them and Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Did that before the Kevin Hart thing even like that one's way back. He's like, Oh, shit. Cuz they come and actually get home but he could be with all that shit. But yeah, like, the halftime show is gonna be so high, man. I hope so. Unknown 16:57 So to me shit. You got Dre, Eminem. I mean, you got all the classics. And Mary Jane. Yeah, and by the way, Mary's got a two album out right now it's really does seem like it can't miss like the bad but but how much how long is 20 minutes? Well that's how they break it up. It's gonna be whether it's amazing or not. There's like five of them. Six of them. Unknown 17:20 Murray has one song she's and that's going to be family affair. But if they flip the shit, like dope, they could really do some really dope shit where they're gonna blow them off the stage. Unknown 17:31 On fucking point like, nobody's really paying attention to the game. People are actually more excited to see the fucking laptop. So excited about this well yeah, Laker fans are super excited about this for the Bengals fans. Yes, they are. But for the majority of the country, I think it's more so the halftime but you know why that is? It's because it's two teams that nobody like if it was if it was the chiefs in the box. There would be a lot more hype around the game because of Tom Brady. And because people would be like, those are big names. Yeah, so right now you got a second year quarterback and Joe burrow who's like really good and an amazing guy, but nobody knows who the fuck that guy is. Yeah. And then you've got Matthew Stafford, who's not all that great who's not all that amazing, but he made himself look a lot better. With with the people around him, right because like anybody does, but that's what happens when you lead to commanders. Because that's That's your new name. Now the DC I don't know Unknown 18:30 what kind of name is that? Unknown 18:37 Your colors are gonna be red and yellow. And we're gonna find the hammer and sickle on our comrades for exactly. Unknown 18:47 Literally what I thought when I heard that she was commies. I was like, oh, yeah, the commies. Okay, great. Thanks, man. Awesome. And that was top story on all things considered that night. There's the comrades or whatever the names topic for at least a day and a half it was all talking about we know because it was going to de show or some shit like that Unknown 19:08 got leaked that night or some shit like that. They were on Fox five news helicopter was outside of their store and could see I had a command banner and the banner on the news for the name drop, that's so cool. That's so wack. Unknown 19:27 That's about as terrible as when Washington changed the name of the basketball team due to the wizards. I'm like, I'm seriously I'm sitting here. I'm thinking to myself, like I'm a poet's fan or a Redskins fan. Like I like Washington football. I like Washington basketball. Why is that offensive? Dota two bullets just because they're number one bar rate with the number one murder rate in the country. Oh yeah, we were beat Chicago. We're 25 plus years, mid 90s. NEC was our capital of the United States have changed back now. It was hot and to be honest, Chicago by now, when they were called the bullets. The National armory was where they played the games. That's why they were called the bullet by complaint when I called that because the trains that were being made in Baltimore, because they were the Baltimore bullets originally, there were bullet trains being produced in Baltimore, and that's what they were named after. So I get most of my my Washington teens back from my fanatic brother. So this sounds like something made up shout out bro. He might know something I don't know but I'm pretty sure there were bullet trains being made by balls live and mega sound better I'm For Real when they can name them the wizards and they were looking for it now. What the hell is a football game I was like name on the theory job could be a whole middle earth fucking theme Unknown 20:40 man troll Unknown 20:44 don't want to do it Unknown 20:49 no, I don't think you want to do fairies because I'm glad will come after you. Yeah, you got a point there. What about it? Oh, they're so used to controversy anyways. Unknown 20:59 We're like we're like, like, promoting fairies, right? Like it's not just name them the whole dress. That's what I'm saying. I think the Hawks is the best. They could have been shot to the fan. Nothing. No, you still have to haul your navel and hog. It's running around the team after the team. That's me. Is what the best like I wish I could have gotten Daniel Snyder's here because he's clearly not listening to masonry French or English. Nobody know and damn sure ain't listening to us to try and touch booty holes and snatch man protected but you know, you gotta protect your booty. Oh, gotta protect your booty hole. The only thing that made me think somebody was listening to the show is when I call it out Taco Bell and one episode and then three days later. Unknown 21:43 The wings off the menu. Now there's some shit. Like the cars we joined when he was talking about they're doing the biography or cosmi about how we've always seen these plays. Wait a minute. You mean the recent special that's on Showtime? That's the one because they're talking about the Spanish Fly. Oh yeah. We made on Larry King and the fucking the episode where he makes the fucking song. Yeah, the Barbie. I'm like, yo, we've already done all this. Unknown 22:10 We knew this already. We did this two years ago. We know about barbecue sauce. There may be somebody out there in the ether. Listen like yo, these muffins guy so we're gonna steal some ideas and wait a couple months and throw it on. Unknown 22:24 eBay for strip club comes out with a daycare in the back. We know that more or less now we had a pendant hashtag trademark that idea. It doesn't mean Unknown 22:35 it's not unless you write it down. Well give me a bill of sale. Right now man. Unknown 22:42 You probably want the right to the name. They didn't want to pay the money whoever already copyrighted I don't think cuz I don't think I had to look it up. They might not have they got the money there. It's not like they don't have the money. Unknown 22:58 $30 for some cheap seats over there the goddamn game and they got the goddamn money $17 For finance liquor drink for 20 or for a beer. That's your thing. Yo Thomas for a beer is the real look at Super Bowl tickets. Man. Have y'all seen them? You see that man where they had the mandate the last time the Bengals were in the Super Bowl against the 40 Niners the ticket average costs 48 riders ticket average price right now for the game in LA 1000 8600 plus average that go the cheapest see is like $4,000 Lately, that's the motherfucker where you're on the top with the banners and the fireworks going off at the back of your head. Unknown 23:41 The concession man's not coming there. Like fucking that shit $4,000 a year. Whoever bought these goddamn tickets and watching this motherfucker live like you awesome ballers check him off a bank cash flow every autumn and if T motherfuckers out there right now and they made money off that crypto. Do you know Irv Yeah, I heard David Spain on Stern. And he was talking about selling a condo and the guy that was buying this condo was like well, I can hook you up with like an apartment in the metaverse if you want Jesus Oh, you're speaking of fucking but I'm talking about I was just talking about this last night. You're awesome the shit out there. The woman got raped in the metaverse as soon as she logged into the metaverse gang raped drank again right like she couldn't have left like when the first thing she did her and her avatar got to re up character got so I got raped in a game of Dungeons and Dragons Unknown 24:41 bitch all you have to do is cut your visor off. You just take the hat off. Unknown 24:47 How to fuck I don't understand like, you ain't feeling that you are you here? Unknown 24:53 I got you. I got you got. Unknown 24:56 You got Unknown 24:59 somebody in the metaverse, you Unknown 25:08 fucked up man God what was wrong? I love you, man. Man. You see that joke? Unknown 25:18 In Goddamnit America, especially it is ridiculous. Unknown 25:22 What you hear in the background, I'm saying all you hear is the jerk off sound Unknown 25:33 play long Unknown 25:38 now see playing Give it to me Unknown 25:47 right in the mind fucking matter verse. 20 seconds. Unknown 25:51 No, that means that's what I want to do. Unknown 25:55 That's what he told me. She says she got raped with the metaverse. Yeah, she's suing the metaphor who makes the metaverse Facebook. Mark Zuckerberg. How's that? Knew Dan, but again, how do you fucking sue somebody for Avatar? That's that none of this shit is real tripped into tripping in the matrix. Yeah, this is solid. But matrix black mirror all this the blue pill and black mirror all together three sheets. That's basically what it's coming. down to. We're suing the metaverse and also, and thankfully this proved to not be true. The President was going to give out crack pipes. So we don't know he saw it. Yeah. That doesn't mean he wasn't gonna do it. No. Unknown 26:40 He was in college every month. Unknown 26:43 That's besides the point I don't keep wasn't given out crap. Don't give a damn about Joe Biden. Unknown 26:49 But I think when I saw this, I'm like, wait a minute, so we're gonna go from this. Let's go Brandon nonsense that I've come close to slicing some tires for people that even said that to me out loud. In public. I went on a trip but which are they said fuck Joe Biden to you? Yes. Unknown 27:08 Don't get me say Unknown 27:13 nobody gets. What happened was there was a guy at a NASCAR track that won a race. And he was standing on the side of the racetrack, and the interviewer and the crowd over the other side of the racetrack. were chanting fuck Joe Biden. And the commentator said oh, look, the crowds even cheering. Let's go Brandon for you. Because Randy was on this was a guy named Brandon and won the race that got turned into NASCAR like they thought was lower. Unknown 27:41 Or lower league. It wasn't the top dogs they were like the next tier down I believe but yeah, it's like Okay, so we're going from let's go brand new to let's go Pookie. Is that where we're going? But here's the thing though, right? Like you look at you look at the you look at De Niro right coming out the Oscars and saying Donald Trump like straight up fuck Donald Trump. And then if anybody came out at the Oscars and said let's go Brandon it through. They think that said their thing they would get in more they was your shit then then dinero did and you know I don't like Trump or Biden, in particularly. Like, come on now. Unknown 28:15 But I'm just saying like, like, let's go. Brandon is at the very least slightly more tasteful. It's at the very least a little less abrasive than running up into people's faces. To say fuck Joe Biden because leading with fuck, like, whatever you're saying. Yeah, but it's fucked amazing a print show or fuck Joe Biden or fuck Donald Trump. I don't like the more people it's not meant to be tasteful with a misinterpretation of a group of people screaming but it's a great way to say fuck Joe Biden without saying the F word quickly and without being directly abrasive in a manner that fuck Joe Biden is where let's go friend is not a bit of a doubt. But still y'all handing out crack pipes and thankfully that story proved to not be true. Exactly, think what could have happened, but I think it's based in something that it's true. And I don't know, handing out crack pipes is what they're doing. Probably something they're doing is a little not cool. So they try and turn the White House it's absolutely a broad statement. I'm making broad statements I do. I don't like saying that. I don't I don't trust we're gonna you're not gonna you're not gonna you're not gonna hand out crack by when you President I'm not gonna hand out crack pipes getting your drugs legalized. You're gonna have to hand out some clean materials, because you said drugs with right click. Unknown 0:59 I don't think the cracks should be sold at the store. I think Armand Hammer baking soda should have a crack recipe on the side of their box Unknown 1:14 if you really want to get this Arm and Hammer baking soda, buy your pure cocaine at the store. Unknown 1:21 Cook yourself right now. Unknown 1:29 cracks your product man. Unknown 1:32 Shouldn't be able to buy crack at the store Unknown 1:36 Muh fucka up some face if that's really what you want or whatever. Like cook it down. Do what you want with it correct. recipe on the side of the baking soda box that shows how to measure how long the cookies would have seen. Unknown 1:49 Water is swirling Unknown 1:54 water with the water boiling around if you cook it down. Unknown 1:59 And this is who wins the presidency you already know brown that's me. You are Nino BROWN President. Unknown 2:06 on everybody. I head back to getting this Nino brown snitches in the courtroom. I'll get shot by someone that's an actual member of the government killing me. Not someone in the community killing me. Nino Brown was killed by someone of the community. that's not what would happen to me. Boiler alert. True that VUmc New Jack City these young Jackson could be worse it could be me running for president Trey I mean, you're a viable option. Anybody is like I tell you what, I'd rather you were the gay president over Pete Buda. Judge. I trust you to give me that I trust you to be a better president to Pete budaj edge. Let's be honest. He was willing to run it. He was the guy one of the guys running for presidency when he just laughs He was he was years ago. Unknown 2:49 I was doubting I would just vote for that dude on the name The name of the day because Unknown 2:59 so many people who think just like this, my favorite thing is like he looked like a fan like it sounds funny when you say it and almost have like bullet points, right? It should almost be on the voting card where it says the name and then three bullet points that the candidate gets to pick. What three like 17 characters statements would you like? Stated underneath your name that enables a voter to have an idea of who you are. You know what I mean? Like I could do legalize and tax drugs, legalize and tax prostitution, tax churches, you know, I can put that on. And people be like, Oh, shit, I know what this guy's about. Unknown 3:37 Exactly that. I could do freedom overall. You know what I mean? And I do, you know, or you can make people earn the right to vote. Fuck that Steve's are people without his name sound funny to say Buttigieg Unknown 4:00 because there is like a significant portion Unknown 4:07 I like the way your hair looks. I like Jesus Unknown 4:15 Steve, Oh, okay. Well, I need the right to Unknown 4:23 vote for the guy to do it. Some guy named Vince Unknown 4:31 McMahon in a mumbling you motherfucker, but it's a cool guy name is the cool guy name had, like, you know, overtax the poor and you're like I'm poor and overtax me, like you don't want to vote for that guy. But if the next guy has legalized and tax drugs, you're like, Well, I don't necessarily use a lot of drugs, but I'd like to be able to buy them and get a taxonomy I want that, you know, any like for that legalized prostitution, legalized prostitution? Hmm, well, that's funny because I don't particularly like to do that. But I'd rather people were paying taxes on it and getting regulated on how it gets done and balancing this budget and how to balance the budget and rebuild the infrastructure where we're going to build roads and all this kind of stuff. Are we really I mean, well, that's the last we budget then you build a surplus do be the richest country in the world stop being the broker. Unknown 5:26 Exactly. Because I'm going to get so much money coming in off the churches and prostitution, drug legalization, flipped education. How much money did Scientology have that they would lose? Just to the government? Exactly. The military backup. Unknown 5:42 That's about not having the money to do we'd have the money to do it. Unknown 5:48 Sounds good. That's how half the people out there would be they'd be like, This guy's last name has a vowel at the end of it. I can't vote for Unknown 5:58 you got to validate him. His name is Italian I can't vote. Unknown 6:02 But now I'm gonna vote for somebody with the last name next. Unknown 6:08 To the boy, maybe you could be my Vice President. Well, there's a whole cabinet of things developed like the the can all get jobs will make some absolutely I mean, we've got to hear about the vice president going on The Late Late Show and beating the living shit out of James Gordon. I don't think you do I think that'd be beautiful. Unknown 6:27 There's probably a significant portion of this library right? Like I like that fit for cuz I can we can rip off Nixon and be like it's not illegal when the vice president does it. Unknown 6:38 We've even discussed that about like us going to the Emmys. It's gonna happen, dude, if we get in man. So I think the funniest thing is we show up as the Rainbow Coalition at the red carpet. You're wearing the black panther gear. I'm not allowed as tux and the guys from the nation is a nation Islam is rocking with you. And then when we get to accepting our award, Mike and I are up there because everybody else been arrested or passed or something. Unknown 7:05 Just standing staring at people you know. Unknown 7:10 Talking to talk, right? He's gonna be like, I talk to white people. Unknown 7:19 Now like the United spoken and flirt with Emma Watson agenda, your administrate. He's gonna walk up a mirror Unknown 7:30 with the hair when they were gonna get Unknown 7:41 some guys Unknown 7:44 real quick. Back hold up Unknown 7:50 Absolutely. was looking at windows when he was looking to die now he's 37. Now if I can roll down Unknown 8:02 my box twice and the left. That means in case you're wondering, folks, this may be a official announcement of running. Sorry for Mason running for president in 2020. For the I don't know if I've technically announced for 2024 but you might as well now. It's official at this point. And if you want to help support the campaign, you can buy a base in 2020 for sticker hat, or any number of other gear at the Mason infringe show.com/merch Click the merch page. Not the merchandise one that one's got some options but there's more options I think are a little better on the merch page. But since I've got two different dropship Mitch sites site setup you can peruse both one has more color options than the other. I don't know about the quality. I haven't bought any samples from them. But I like what's available right now. Unknown 8:51 Ah, it's dope stuff man. Do we got the CAN WE six nine here? The junior I had an ID on something and I can't remember. Why do you break down? Unknown 9:03 He breaks it up as I go. I had decided he was another another phrase. It was another another teacher phrase it might have been that's what I'm screaming. Unknown 9:13 I think my idea was that's what I'm screaming with like maybe my fucking face with like the fucking you know how they fucking you got the lines and shit where they are fucking screaming sighs and fucking screaming or but okay, like you're screaming and then there's lines coming out of your mouth like screaming and so that's why I'm screaming. Unknown 9:32 So we can do that. Like, there was something else there. But you know like it because like, I've been fucking dabbling a lot lately. And I haven't gotten it done yet. But like I've got the Roland Biggie small strip club t shirt, sort of halfway done, but I'm trying to get the Roland Biggie Smalls daycare t shirt concept done because my plan is I'm going to put the rolling Biggie Smalls on the front of the shirt and on the back here on the back. Unknown 9:58 And I'm gonna have I'm gonna have off in the background of each picture like a micro version of what's on the back of the shirt or what's like thick it's off in the background like there's there's the daycare way over there and Oh, there's the strip club way over there. Like if you're looking at the daycare, you can see the strip club and vice versa let me know because I'm gonna need to have one I can hang up. Unknown 10:22 You're gonna have to have one front hanging hung up on the one side. On the other side, that one that you can wear to keep fit for to keeping it to wear because you know, we'll work it out, man. I'll let you know what the policies are when we get around to it. Yeah, because I think we also discussed the we need you to come to the front of the congregation shirts. Oh, that'd be cool too. Unknown 10:43 Who would wear one? Well, when we go places a group you'd have to wear your shirt. You know? Yeah, there's that found a website that has the x had like a nice. You want to put a little train x to the x No. Unknown 11:00 Sleeping simple guy get some gear for cannabis 2024 Three was I got an email or some shit about that. I think 2022 cannabis festival coming up at 2022 in a couple of months 23 to 24 for you all. Unknown 11:17 But you I sign up for that. Unknown 11:20 I haven't bought my tickets. This festival called Whiskey leaf was the headliner. Yeah Wiz Khalifa probably won't stick around for that one. My watch I watched a few I'll leave while he's playing because like we usually I'm not gonna wait around till towards the end like I did with red man and Method Man because we we were we rocked through there for a while. We were leaving when they stopped playing. We were almost gone and I'm like they're not playing anymore. So it was over but the only thing I messed up on was not recorded myself saying Come on. When Redman was screaming earlier was going back to the car. We are way far out there. I was coming on with him. Come on. Come on. She was dope. Unknown 11:58 That was always Candice was real dope. Well, let me know. Unknown 12:04 Just don't like Just don't do anything crazy to roofie yourself like you did last time I heard about. He ate too many gummies or shit. He waits. He was like he was just laying around and they want 10 And we were in what the chair was gone. I'm like Well alright, Mama get on the ground. Unknown 12:22 Well, I mean, what the hell you know, lay on the bed lay on the verticals in Yeah, play homeless for covers. I got no issues with it. Yeah, ain't got more you were just camping out. You were having a picnic. Lounge? Yes. All gravy there. was no hands no no bugs him straight to that was a lovely little slash his gray hair was lovely. Unknown 12:42 Shade the shade is what really needed. We all do that shade. And then the shade led us to a great connect with the National cannabis expert national cannabis party. We can't say political parties or NCP Unknown 13:00 you got to say experts we meant well we got to get them on before we can really shout out them. We'll still still they were good. We got our own in house expert over here. The pharmacist. You know we got to come up with good questions for I think that I think that Rita would show up and have a lot more things to say. A lot more verbose, like the pharmacist likes to like, lay low. And she's not like, you know, in the market of pushing her sex Bertie's Rudy was out there. Let us know you know, I mean, if you're gonna be a sex Berg, you don't want to, you know, promote it too much. Unless you're like, you know, it would just be like at the bar like yeah, I'm a sex burger. People like Oprah real kid you Barbie. It's a weird way. Unknown 13:46 Those are questions you're gonna get it. Chuck got a bagging count backwards and 30 is stupid. Stupid. That's my one. I wonder what that's that's Unknown 14:02 it for some strange stuff. We got 7468 Start Unknown 14:11 you got three speeds. Yeah. We got the dice before if you want the dice. Unknown 14:16 Just a lot of power is the day before Valentine's day somebody is probably buying a Dyson. Right now. Unknown 14:24 They're gonna vacuum right now probably. Unknown 14:27 That's true man people. Unknown 14:29 And when you see somebody by a Lubriderm and CVS Don't look at me man. Unknown 14:41 Like I said I got somebody I'm not lonely like most people. Unknown 14:45 You got fountains Dan the super ball the same fucking one raft you get Super Bowl, no fresh episode that may say for insurance. Unknown 14:54 stuff going on right now. We're recording early. So we could drop this pitcher out to the regular ship. Crew member Splinter he hit me up. He said Man, look, I still listen to y'all every Monday and Friday. Y'all almost every month for the morning. Oh yeah, shout out. Unknown 15:10 Bro when the turtles keep on doing the damn thing. Unknown 15:15 Did you just do like a horse laugh at her day right he's over here Unknown 15:24 Mr. To cookies is more like it Unknown 15:30 came up with the name. Wait a minute. I think I was meaning to cookie. Yeah, it was me. So I take credit for that. Unknown 15:38 Not giving them the cookies but the name itself. I gave him the cookies. I'll take credit. Unknown 15:44 I didn't bring any more to give you that. But when you beg him next I gotta cover you know I'm saying I'll let you know I dropped a couple cookies on yours. Oh, boy cuz I had to pull the car over listening to that last episode was like, What the hell happened here? Unknown 16:01 A bit too much too. Yeah, well, a lot of things your your number of ways. out of whack. Yeah Unknown 16:12 that's my favorite Unknown 16:19 but that's why I told you not to eat for without expecting problems because like you were on to control we were too or he would have had the power. He would have been fucking Chris Tucker. The President is not here to pick Chris Tucker. Unknown 16:39 Next thing you know Joe was running down the street in his damn job. Unknown 16:45 To hit me up at the tree cut down his drone halfway up the tree Unknown 17:01 it would be a tree around a fucking tree around here. Oh my god. Ladies Gentlemen. With that said we're gonna bring this episode to a close Unknown 17:16 burn and retreat last night like what really what Unknown 17:22 man is making a big deal. Good evening anyway. So yeah, thank you so much for listening. We would like to encourage you to listen to old episodes as well as new episodes like share subscribe, right? The kind of people that look like you be kind to people that don't look like you. Don't be a dick. Little bit by little bit size and gentlemen, keep moving forward. Investing your mental weapon is Lady t always says protect your energy. Unknown 17:47 Protect video. That's right. Protect the booty hole. Keep it nice and clean as long as you can. And you know Don't forget we love you very much and have a great rest of your week. Fingers crossed. Unknown 18:01 Say very funny to somebody. Unknown 18:04 Say the sanctity. You only do what you want to do. Unknown 18:11 Anyway, we'll see you later. Have a great rest of your week. Unknown 18:15 We are. Unknown 18:20 Thanks so much for listening. If you want to help support the show, please go to www.patreon.com/letter M perfect entertainment. There's a link in the description of each show at the bottom if you just scroll down you'll see the imperfect patreon account. Unknown 18:39 If you're an Apple user, please take the time to give us a five star review on the Apple podcast. App on your Apple device. This conversation concerns Transcribed by https://otter.ai