Unknown 0:08 Ladies and gentlemen, one more time. The mason and Friends show featuring that dude called ju aka Juno Mars. As well as that dude called Mike aka the black hand as well as the pharmacist, Stephen smalls AKA, Steve aka I can't remember anymore your nicknames Unknown 0:51 what it is what it was and what it shall be. Unknown 0:54 Welcome aboard the ship. We're glad to have you with us especially Ubik Steve because such a long time Unknown 1:02 Happy Thursday. Yeah, the out there. What's happened? Unknown 1:07 Man BBC made it to the next episode even though his Buccaneers lost in the final second spot Unknown 1:12 or not believe what happened to the chiefs. I'm just saying to say y'all won't believe the bells are gonna be predicting the bell who's gonna beat Unknown 1:23 the brakes off the chip. That's what's about to happen what movies are you gonna get? Unknown 1:30 I don't wanna get data. Unknown 1:32 I just think I'm doing like, I'd like kind of like Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy. Like there might be some kind of like connectivity between no strategy no Unknown 1:42 oh my god. That would be amazing. Unknown 1:51 action but it is different. connection that did you Unknown 2:07 try to camp hard to try to get started here. It says they started recognizing them as as a person who should because there'll be the fucking him for the first you know? Unknown 2:18 It depends on how they're putting the montage together when this player is playing, whether it's good or bad, Rudy music Unknown 2:23 I'm just saying Forest Whitaker or rock Charles Charles Dutton rock isn't that Unknown 2:32 yeah, he just that slow clap. Unknown 2:35 Charles duck man was one of my favorite TV dads right there to take those shit in the rock. Unknown 2:40 You know, it's funny. I always confuse him with the guy that's in a predator. Its friends with Jesse The Body with Unknown 2:49 Bill Sahil Duke Unknown 2:50 I think that guy and Charles Dutton always like the wind in my brain and then like the same dude. Unknown 2:56 But I joke that there's always there is always rocking to me. And when he was in surviving the game, Unknown 3:02 and you know what's funny? Rock was like, what? Season like eight episodes. Unknown 3:08 He was hitting the crowd with too much good shoes, too much power. Too much. It was too much. It was bad because he was in the hood but he he was the one fucking do that went up against the fucking local drug dealer. He went up against the fucking local Pam like hey, can he go next? No, this in a habit in my neck of the woods. Yeah, Unknown 3:27 so they did that shit on a Fox TV show. Six Unknown 3:32 during the fox era, when Fox tried to come up ahead all the black TV shows the garbage Raiders do they take them away? Unknown 3:39 You know, it's funny. Fox used black people to get in a position to open up a news network. Black people ain't they're basically basically but you know, that's just me making a commentary on things. Livesey whichever. Unknown 3:55 Isn't that funny? Fucker rock was a good rock was a good TV show. I'll go for Rob was my TV show. I liked that out of all of them. Because I didn't write the Huxtables Okay, kinda believable. I Unknown 4:08 mean, yeah, other than I saw I saw an article talking about how, how could Claire and Cliff have been light skinned girls. Unknown 4:19 That's what always got me considered being Unknown 4:23 Urkel said that program. That's Unknown 4:25 what got me because I'm like, yo, that didn't make any sense how you got the nice for Cassandra? They like that a month. Unknown 4:33 I know what it is definitely baby. Some saying so many bad fucking Felicia, Rashad. Unknown 4:38 See that's one of them lower beta, but I do that that's working Nice. Somebody Unknown 4:41 was talking Claire Huxtable when clip one look. Probably Unknown 4:45 because Cliff had to deliver you know, I'm saying he would deliver it all. He delivered all his babies. So he knew when that one came out. Oh, that's my fucking mind. Unknown 4:53 How do you know that? Daddy and his mama was light skinned. Unknown 4:58 You know what that could be? His mind. It could have been like Unknown 5:02 that's what happened in my head. When I was a kid. I watch that. What's the lights get as kids? Unknown 5:12 His dad was definitely light skinned brother. Mama was light skinned to hear she was fair skinned, short to light skinned, but she was there she was like she was already Redbone Don't even lie. She wasn't only she was the shoot rate, right? Yeah, she was bone. Unknown 5:27 light skinned man. They had a dark skin child. To me. There must be some recessive darkness and lightness. I mean looking at you. He's gonna look white, but he's white. Unknown 5:37 That's true. He got a bit of Mexico. He's got he got a quarter Unknown 5:42 quarter Japanese Japanese make some him look Hispanic you got that samurai. Unknown 5:48 That's racist. Unknown 5:54 Straight that's politically Unknown 5:55 correct. Unknown 5:58 I do love my my juice measured I gotta find another one though. I get a compliment everywhere I go with that Unknown 6:04 should what that Unknown 6:06 Christmas sweater that would do it. Yeah. I guess I could count at least twice. Now not that nah, not that don't Oh, the blue Joan Unknown 6:16 did you fall that's what got my Jewish holidays lined up nicely Unknown 6:27 lined up John is sexy man. I will rock that. I don't know when Unknown 6:30 to tell me. It's not appropriate. Unknown 6:34 anywhere he does. Easter. Unknown 6:37 Yeah. unappropriate burnin batteries before they run out. Unknown 6:47 Yes, absolutely. Got to do when you weren't here. We were talking about doing a music video with you. Because when you were here in the last few weeks I've created all of this can we six nine gear. Let's see do we got to dress you up and that shouldn't have a bunch of ladies dressed up with you everybody dancing together. And if we have if we can get a mention girl and to do this. Unknown 7:18 They'd have to be 34 to have Unknown 7:20 three or four full carry six o'clock they're Unknown 7:23 all so can we six nine here and you're rocking the same shirt because I get to all over Jackie. I got all of beanie cap. I got to I mean it's it's crazy. We got skirts. We got fanny packs. We got my fucking leggings. Can we six nine sports bra. I got it all sign Unknown 7:42 everything you got to put the Slowpoke on there and if we're going to forget slope slope was another one of my main was on the field and no breaks are no bad. Unknown 7:55 I mean, we might have to make Unknown 7:57 no breaks is a real thing. Unknown 7:59 What fields should be on the back of a sweatshirt? Unknown 8:02 Well, but that's the thing right? I need y'all need your help to come up with more t shirt ideas. But thus far we've got we've got four different significant collections available Unknown 8:10 that have been kicked off a lot of them when I was screaming at them some way out now or whenever Unknown 8:20 you're robbing a lot of places Unknown 8:24 I'm doing my job I'm moving as take name, but it's kind of cool to see right. Unknown 8:28 But this van that she says like he's about to get Santa Unknown 8:32 Barbara that's what he does. He really does think that can be drafted. He thinks he's the natural he's gonna be he's gonna be out there hitting balls. Unknown 8:43 He could be out there hitting balls and he's gonna be like, Hey, man, we Unknown 8:46 need to sign either the Lakers. Unknown 8:50 Eagles beside me for a day you know, I mean, Buffalo r&r is at the minimum Unknown 8:58 on the way home to box quarterback soon to suit no one else you can take on. You know what else you can get ladies and gentlemen you can get I can't wait six nine wall flag Unknown 9:13 for your free wall. Very go. Home Decor you Unknown 9:16 can put it by your bed or maybe out in your living Unknown 9:19 room you don't I mean gas and live action gear to Unknown 9:23 another dude that's live actually was the guy who stole that from is that trademark Stole Stole from Unknown 9:32 forgot he got there but you didn't just go ahead and do it. Unknown 9:40 Does he have any with with it? I thought it was more I don't know nothing about the trademark live action. I don't know man. I don't think so. You should if he didn't use Google Unknown 10:02 merch that's all you got to type in the margin. You'll find Unknown 10:06 out on Google I Unknown 10:10 think about turtle turtle man. Unknown 10:13 How's our live action Unknown 10:18 right off the bat it was it says tournament live action yet. Tournament live action here. You can get a turtle man autograph shirt for 20 bucks off Etsy. Look at taking advantage of live action. I don't even need to scroll Unknown 10:41 looking for some live action Unknown 10:44 actually have a live action shirt. Unknown 10:49 The softball team is in Unknown 10:53 all the while. Unknown 10:56 It says d live as it turns out is a turtle it is possible to cook turtles shoulder Unknown 11:06 please stand in the water and he's away. We can't make the live action. I can't beat that college board. He's got he got Unknown 11:18 hurdles with his feet but he would come back to a long time Unknown 11:23 for dinner those people be like bro ain't gonna mind but I'll make you dinner and he's like bet and they would just make him dinner and he'd be right with you ever Unknown 11:30 watch the show? Like a black recruiter, brown recluse spiders out of somebody's basement while screaming ye. Unknown 11:38 Care Unknown 0:00 to just get yourself comfortable there is I thought about making a get yourself shirt but I wasn't sure if that was something that somebody definitely that she stole from somewhere the only thing I know as you can't wait six months I like that is all you dog. That shirt was flat so Unknown 0:24 can we no brakes definitely Unknown 0:28 way so what is no brakes referencing Unknown 0:35 don't stop I'm just Unknown 0:38 got a deal for us when he first ran with the ball and he kept going like, eight foot gate don't run around a third you better like stop and go Kibo go you got to try to make it home. That's just what I'm getting. Unknown 0:58 Right You can't hold up. You just got to get back to pegs. Yeah, and Unknown 1:00 it was worse when I play defense because now I can't throw so now just run the ball in from the Unknown 1:07 back. So hold on. You can't throw the ball. Unknown 1:11 Beside on. SHUT UP side. Why Unknown 1:13 do you keep doing this to yourself? You're fucking almost 40 You can't do this forever. That's fine. That's both. Unknown 1:22 They're not gonna get to jazz. You ain't learned how to bet I'm gonna get to platinum. Super platinum. From here on down. Unknown 1:29 He wants you want to Unknown 1:34 share Robocop right. Unknown 1:37 You want you want to grab the city crushing it so you know what you need? Unknown 1:47 Right from left on to compensate as big as right all right on to Unknown 1:51 the AI robot arm. Unknown 1:54 Oh, yeah, that's Unknown 1:55 the regular one. But yeah, that's what's great sprayed on. terminators is Unknown 2:01 just, you know, less muscle. Just one arm and that was Terminator. Unknown 2:05 That's what scream I just getting it right and turn it on. And keep my reg ROM or preserve until the Terminator. I'm gonna like in the morning. I keep swapping them out. Unknown 2:15 It'd be pretty cool to have some Terminator arms. Unknown 2:17 I got my for that we taught what 2030 ship by 2030 We're gonna be doing all that geometric when we flying well why don't we try to ride and apply to Metro San Felipe said I really would pitch all around I put Unknown 2:37 I'm gonna superimpose the wheels off of the Back to the Future car when it was flying onto a Geo Metro put that pitch in. Unknown 2:46 Soon as you put that shirt up on mine Unknown 2:51 see Biggie I had to do like the alternative stuff for you because like I know you don't make shirts and your size and everything. So I was like, let me go ahead and see if I can get some other stuff available on the storefront that'd be a biggest ally you know what I mean? Like you would Unknown 3:06 try means the world to me because it's it's a it's a tough game I love I was in China a build no truck. There fucking three acts of fucking extra speed. Not present that. That's all I'm saying. I tell you what, these companies I've tried to argue over the years. I know I'm abnormally fucking gigantic. I'm not trying to say give me a whole catalogue of options. Give us laugh at me bro. Like if you showed me somebody my size and they look at me. I'm supposed to not be an animal and smack you for laughing at me why? Unknown 3:45 The ball like you're the inspiration for big and tall cars that I want to make the rant but I gotta I got a sticker available for you. I got a hat that may or may not fit your big asset. Coffee Mug. I got a fanny pack that may or may not go around you began to wear a fanny pack. I got the wall flag. I got the Mason pot for podcaster for President base and 2020 for podcasts or for President pillows because I know that you can stick us on the couch and you're already won't be mad at you unless you turn it over. Or if you turn it over and your old lady doesn't like it it says legalize drugs and taxpayers tax churches on the back of churches on the back of it. I mean it's you told me to put like operate samples put it on the ceiling like a disco ball. Unknown 4:34 I have small children and I'm like that says we can live in taxes. Even we praise Unknown 4:43 you to get to over me but you can use them for your head your back or whatever in the car. I Unknown 4:50 usually hate those people that go down the highway with the flags on the back of the Unknown 4:56 Mason 2024 bumper sticker or Mace 2024 flag but I think there's just one side and I don't think they worked. I don't think they're two sided. Like you can't drive down the road and haven't looked like you know when it's supposed to look like go back lots flapping off the back of your Jeep and whenever Unknown 5:11 I would do that just for the mass came to a stoplight. Somebody could make some 20 Unknown 5:17 sided. Let me tell you if it was to satellite, you get the checklist on the one side I'd absolutely set that up but it's only a one sided flag. It's like a wall flag. That's a t shirt. Unknown 5:26 Forget about the flag as a teacher. I wear it like a billboard like filthy quadruplex LT I'll wear that Unknown 5:37 I think there is a class XL available. But you know XL tees. Yeah, that's a that's a hard game and there's a hoodie and the other like I got two merchandise sets up right now I know there's a hoodie that's available and a 3x and a four ounce or three XL T four XL T but they're like not available right now. Of course like it says you can select it Unknown 5:59 three years to make this short supply right what's Unknown 6:06 working Unknown 6:08 now I see people that are almost eye level with me. Almost not all the way but close. I'm like who's big out there? Yeah, check this out. I wanted to fucking Berlin so good bronzy used to got some big man shit, right? I don't I went there right one time and fucking this dude was in the big band section. He's just looking at should he got his disappointed look. I said bro, it's gonna be some slim pickings on because they had that visa for us and this fucking store for a hot minute, man. Like we got to really pick and choose where you gotta go to get the big man sheet because even if you ordered it online, you know saying you flipping the quarter on that last fucking year. It could come right it could not come rain chances are it's not gonna come right and that would be Unknown 6:50 my concern with any of this shit that I've got available for. Purchase like I'm pretty confident that the X Files and the double X's and the mediums just when they get bigger right once it hits the three XL five XL like because like I've been adjusting prices because all that big man shits expensive so I want to make it all the same price. So we don't do that for y'all because y'all my big people right Unknown 7:11 like there's lots of big people to watch the show but they aren't going to be offended at you not having merchant the store because nobody has Unknown 7:17 monitored the best. Unknown 7:19 This is used to sasco Like I remember when my sister worked that she worked at a shoe store, and she'd always keep an eye out for shoes. That came in my size right? And I remember it was remember the stock quarters. Were fucking they dropped them joints and they look fly right? But if I see you I see the parent that came in your size and they don't look right. So he tells me the shoe when they turn to the yo size shoe it does not look like a good shoe anymore. And I'm like that's it out there you gotta think about because shoes on a normal on a normal sized foot like a NINE and a 10 They look good but they you stretch that mindfuck out and then widen it out. So you know say dog right now Unknown 8:03 I can tell you I'm learning about all that because I'm making all these these pieces of merchandise. And I'm using Adobe Photoshop and Adobe Illustrator to like create the stuff that I'm putting on the shirts. So like, depending on what the item is like some of the hats I've had to like go in and like adjust the size, even the layout, and I've stretch things out. I've done all sorts of stuff like I get the what I smoke smells better line, you know what I'm saying? And there's a couple of different items going on there. But I've had to like literally change sizes on stuff to make it fit the different items and I'll put it on there. And it's a bit of a pain in the ass but it's it's pretty rewarding. You know what I mean? Like I'm enjoying what I'm doing. For the people out there. I want it to be like if you start filing with the show and you'd like it and you want to support like you didn't give something that's more than just like I gave him some money on Patreon I'd be like no, I bought a t shirt not gonna walk around and like Unknown 8:56 where you get this shirt from me check out these fuckers on the Unknown 9:00 line, right like and I made a shirt the one I smoke smells better it doesn't have made a different show in the back of it. So if you'd like want to get a cheaper one and not promote your show necessarily. You can still help the show. Yeah, you don't want to be like a walking billboard, but also got billboards man. I'm trying to help people out you know, business man over here. I want motherfuckers to see you and be like yo, I'm a cop that shit even though like you know like all over can we six nine shirt jacket all over can we six nine jacket that's just got it alone. You know the stretchy along the base of your jacket. The elastics got can we question mark off Unknown 9:36 to promote the strip club with a daycare. Romantic east. Unknown 9:43 Rolling Biggie Smalls is I'm not quite sure how to fully articulated on the t shirt side Unknown 9:50 guy had a big girl not a hero you drive by that you don't stop by your domain Unknown 10:06 let me run this thought by I was thinking about doing like a generic strip club like building you know with a wheelchair ramp and having a sign above it say roll it big a small strip club and then do like a little established 2017 You know and then underneath it have like a saying that something along the lines of a strip club where girls of all shapes sizes and capabilities are Unknown 10:38 capabilities. Unknown 10:41 If you're like fully versed in the show, you're gonna be like Oh, that's amazing. Unknown 10:44 Then you got to fill up playground and and back in the picture Tuesday. Unknown 10:49 That's where it becomes anatomy that's where it's too much to fit on. Unknown 10:54 A little asterix or anything on the back explain was like Well, at the front of the strip club on the front of it in the back of the the playground on the back of the shirt. With the daycare here were the daycare the back oh my god, bro the Biggie Smalls in front of you on the back of the streets is daycare the Unknown 11:12 daycare business conference here because strippers got kids to catch them like to go see stripper and we can provide Unknown 11:23 tutor for their kids. You know I mean Unknown 11:28 we take care preschool. Unknown 11:31 Exactly. This head so are we doing well. Unknown 11:35 No child shall be left behind. Unknown 11:39 We're getting ready Unknown 11:42 to dance though get hit not Unknown 11:47 necessarily be dancers. They want to do when they go Unknown 11:50 to the Cumbrae the kids is triple bringing kids bringing kids and gonna be good to go. We took care of the mouths of Unknown 11:58 whoever works at rolling better can drop their kids at the strip club. Unknown 12:04 They work and they can bring their Unknown 12:08 customers bring their kids that's why I see working out Unknown 12:11 preferred system is where you're going to make your money seem weird as kids in there there's got to be like a trial Unknown 12:18 and one thing he would be like if you brought the kids drop them off to daycare, and then you just walk through a door and you're in the strip club in the strip club there's gonna be a hallway there's gonna be a whole courtyard. You gonna walk around the courtyard? Unknown 12:40 I mean, we're trying to sell the store. I'm trying to sell the merchandise. For you, right, yes, we're some of the dream or saw the dream. We got the hey the cat brands. We're gonna have you with the strippers for the fucking blind and serpents for the Deaf the air. If you blind you gotta be able to touch them. If you blind, legally blind you can touch Unknown 13:02 the strippers up hanging on top of that legally blind, legally blind people got caught with right. Unknown 13:08 You throw a fake punch out Unknown 13:09 but somebody knows they might train for that out of the park. of TV Unknown 13:17 shop a lot of time, draw a fake punch and one you throw a bottle from across the room with somebody else. See if they catch how it Unknown 13:23 you can't. We can't be just now because now you can't just be hitting the mark. Unknown 13:30 Today he was just throwing grazed the lips. Unknown 13:35 This is what just we do out here. You know for blockfi We apparently kick him in and slap machine Unknown 13:44 up towards a water bottle. It can be empty Unknown 13:47 you got it so out of all this Unknown 13:50 violence you can't be like you're still assaulting them if you don't a projectile that and whether there's water in the bottle and I there's still a fucking project Unknown 13:59 man we got to come up with a T shirt because we damn straight run an actual strip club daycare here Yeah, we Unknown 14:07 don't have the absolute right to sell merchandise right Unknown 14:16 now we always talk about doing it in fucking Vegas. Outside of Vegas. You know they really get a little side action going on. Unknown 14:24 There where strippers can fucking go ahead and get paid to play Unknown 14:27 because when it's legal you can run out you can have this down in the basement. Unknown 14:34 I just want my cut I want my taste. I get into shift for free. Unknown 14:44 Flash you gotta go kids is our naptimes overweight gas. Got to go home. Your mama done Unknown 14:53 mama need to dance to Unknown 14:59 gangster 2024 24 hour daycare strip club where you go in you drop your kids off you walk across the courtyard, you're at the strip club. You stay till whatever the fuck time you want. Pick your kids up at 3:45am and leave the strip club. I mean daycare. Next to the strip club Unknown 15:18 even for Las Vegas all Unknown 15:21 breathalyzer on. If you can't pass the bread last you gotta Unknown 15:25 leave them at the daycare. Charge. Overnight care is gonna be charged at Hotel Motel right that's what worried about picking them back? Unknown 15:42 We're keeping the kid after we turned him in Unknown 15:48 a week once your credit card we take Unknown 15:51 three days or three days right overnight kit fee it's got to be about like 66969 6999 for Unknown 16:02 everyday elite to get into daycare. Unknown 16:04 Let's love you daddy day come back to get his credit card. Unknown 16:10 Credit card. The desert so you're gonna have Unknown 16:13 to go with sister Martha here. You got to stay with her from now on. Okay, I'm sorry. Mark we've taken the Blues Brothers Las Vegas. Wow, there's gonna be one out there. There's gonna work with us. There's gonna be one. He's gonna Unknown 16:32 be a tap of a we're gonna we're worse than we thought. Unknown 16:36 Because the system often actually used to be sprinkles. Before she became sister Martha. She found her way from sprinkles to system Absolutely. I happened like that. Unknown 16:52 That one taste of funky calm and you're like no funky calm like let somebody soured that calm. I got to go find Unknown 17:13 somebody could be pharmacists go hey, I had this batch of funky come. What the fuck can I give him Unknown 17:23 Can I get some pineapple extract and it can learn so many solutions. I mean, are they pharmaceutical? Questions? I mean someone actually come to you at the pharmacy. They've been like oh have asked Unknown 17:45 me every girl said I got a phone call. Unknown 17:49 Or I'll send my pelvis to becoming a nun. Can you give me something from becoming the penguin? Drink more water. Start there first. Hydrate yourself. Unknown 18:04 Hydrate. Start started water first. So Unknown 18:07 what you're telling me is the calm should be running your than congealing. Right? Nobody likes nobody likes kids. You really would like curl. Unknown 18:31 Colonel calm y'all know Colonel calm no porch. Unknown 18:34 Secret. It's a hydration issue gentlemen get some of that Coco Vita Unknown 18:58 safe water how they doing? About the seawater baited by gasps she did that to my head. Nothing It's better than luda, Chucky calm? Yeah, you Unknown 19:14 know what that chunky Unknown 19:15 clam chowder? Creamy Chicken Unknown 19:23 Soup calm water Unknown 19:32 cables give me a whole new perspective pharmacists. Right. Ladies. Thank you count your glass of water a day. Unknown 20:15 The pharmacist said if you drink a glass of water your comm won't be so nasty. Fuck the apples it won't keep the doctor away just foggy just don't let anybody nobody like Unknown 20:33 oh there's a lady that quite sure there is a lady somebody out there sniffing five people like Unknown 20:39 somebody come up there. We saw that on the video. Unknown 20:45 She took it like a line. Unknown 20:47 She put her fucking ticket her hand right in front of her face and when it comes time to come and she's snorting Unknown 20:59 Scarface down like a lime lime li me Unknown 21:14 not like a lion Unknown 21:19 put it on this because fucking I've been getting all kinds of shit. A lot of stuff. But I get all kinds of shit. I get all kinds it's all for the show that Unknown 21:34 well I know that's I'm saying that's why I can't imagine if I put this on for the Jew it's a club 69 remix. Oh yeah. Doing a remake. I am not Oh, Unknown 22:03 my God check it out. Unknown 22:10 That's why Mike's looking for a very specific video here every day and the thing that sucks is I was looking at it I'm like if that didn't want to start my cover letter. How are you going to make me come like that? It's snorted up. Okay, baby. If you insist Unknown 0:00 I'm serious. Yeah, it's the real deal Unknown 0:11 this nor check the counselor. There's no backstory. While she's got to get to the Unknown 0:25 rail fucking Unknown 0:26 backstory she's attending to snorts have come and had to make the backstory Unknown 0:32 in this has been amazing for the first 11 minutes or so. Unknown 0:36 For her to want to snort that gum. Unknown 0:40 You don't know you for a bit she doesn't watch that either. Unknown 0:47 She's a simple lady and Unknown 0:49 she doesn't look as happy as I thought she was. Unknown 0:54 So you don't see the look of excitement in her eyes and she lines up that line to come. And look, Unknown 1:02 it was said no, no. Unknown 1:06 It does depend on what they're doing. Unknown 1:07 I mean, I think probably that makes you think that regret Unknown 1:11 entered into her system shortly thereafter. Unknown 1:16 Black bathe like I don't know. Unknown 1:18 I think the I imagined that if you start if you snort come you're gonna smell come for at least three days. And I'd imagine two or three days later when she's still smelling come. She's like you I don't know that was a good idea. is worth the $1,500 I get paid to do that. That's what these minutes Unknown 1:39 after going, Unknown 1:40 you know when I started imperfect porno productions. I don't intend to pay the women any more than $1,500 for sorting presidential quite frankly, as the President of imperfect entertainment I wouldn't really like do come snorting videos about gotta get into Florida. I've tried to stick to some good old mean potato potatoes. Asked just some nice basic oral and vaginal intercourse Unknown 2:17 it's very normal, right mainstream. Right. Unknown 2:24 Not together. Right? Right. Sure. Unknown 2:25 Because I think that if I don't know whatever the lane is, that's like the weird lane that needs to be filled. I feel like if I was going to make porno making some just basic porno and being like, yeah, no random girl. By herself this couch and you're going to hear that come on your face. Right I mean, what else about Bordeaux? This production value that's it. They're gonna get their check when they leave. high production values exactly what what happened? I have more lights on than we have on in this room right now. Unknown 3:01 Important sound is important. I don't want to hear somebody's like it's a baby sheep. Like that's just like I'm done. Unknown 3:18 We've seen the video would have been stuck this cover. Unknown 3:22 He hasn't found well let me google it later. You look it up on your own. Just story a bunch of reaction videos, the kind Unknown 3:29 of information that what you say would you Google from the show? Unknown 3:38 No, no, no. What's your what's your phone does Unknown 3:43 anything new to this? Unknown 3:45 It climbs to the top. The phone climbs to the top of the highest place it can get to and jumps off or Unknown 3:49 someone's gonna be looking at that fucking search right there. Just like Unknown 3:58 conversation is gonna get recorded. It doesn't matter, man. It all goes Unknown 4:05 we had the nerve join. We will fucking ABTS yeah people love being able to fuck it over JJ remember the over JJ Unknown 4:16 gotta do is anybody's in that era that 78 year old push it up pretty good. That's a nice snatch. Unknown 4:27 Or the granite gray puts it over went bad for 80 or seven or whatever Unknown 4:36 he wanted to know he said bad was actually looked like Unknown 4:41 he brought it. He asked what it looked like. Unknown 4:44 So all my phone alright, I was listening to the radio. There's another heard on took his rebound which I suck. Can you can you suck you're big. You're losing res but I don't. For me I couldn't but if I had a vagina I would. I would eat the shit out Unknown 5:09 didn't know what you're gonna come so you could turn away and blow it over your shoulder Unknown 5:23 but I can make myself Unknown 5:49 was he would completely be a lesbian. He would be all about this book would have all kinds of toys and as well. He'd be like Unknown 6:01 flexible flexibility to changing sets already. On the wall Deki that's going down on his is June Unknown 6:28 Gerhart, you don't want Unknown 6:35 that but that came on and then on my phone ever said on the radio or on the radio because somebody else just like it came around right after they started to pick Brandon. Pickhardt and people are saying something and somebody asked him a question I hold on my next question was if you put a pig brain in somebody, can you still eat begging me as a person? Oh, god it scares you so I understand what you're saying. Unknown 7:16 I understand how ridiculous it is. And I don't even know how to explain Unknown 7:19 it. They put big brain I'm sorry, your son's brain dead. Unknown 7:33 So we're gonna put up the genetically engineered parts body parts inside of like you're putting another drink Unknown 7:54 reference to be like back when they did we just use the pig thing as a reference to talking about eating your rib removed. Yeah. You're like back when they did this. I was like we completely skipped over the fat on the radio. So by talking about rip or move to suck, they're the same week that he also heard about going to heart and a pig and using it to transfer his like back when they used to do that. That's when they were talking about getting rid of I couldn't do it. I did Satan's right to find it somewhere Unknown 8:41 else. Didn't say to change my vagina for the record now but if I lost the RAM or just send somebody needed one I can the left one that was gonna be strong because I'm right Unknown 9:30 these are those times where I don't really even know what to say. All right. Unknown 9:35 If you had to go for it. I'm not joking brother munch on this. Unknown 9:42 We miss having you here. Oh my god. Unknown 9:45 Everybody should be afraid of this. This will take us out of the house. Yo, I know what time it is now. Yeah, I Unknown 9:52 gotta Munch I gotta punch every guy. Yeah, I gotta go down as much time. I gotta go. Unknown 10:00 Practice in my yoga read his bill like he still had a lavender candle Unknown 10:15 at the house to smell faintly of cozy and strongly on lavender candle. 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It's like, who knows exactly. He's gonna be like, hey, hey, they're Unknown 18:15 chasing for a long time. Hey, Unknown 18:17 they're sugar kids. I shouldn't Yeah, he's been talking about you a long time. Unknown 18:28 For the first time interviewers like we should have said that oh, wait a minute. That's me it feels like I don't remember that guy knew like you will. Unknown 18:49 This motherfucker over here. Unknown 18:51 See, but that's the kind of shit Do we tell him? He should have the balls to say that he says he doesn't have the balls to say in public and then you tell us that he says that to you in public the first time you meet him. Unknown 19:00 I say in public normally. Girl I do get away with Scooter scooter in Unknown 19:14 a bad light band. I was in the band. So Unknown 19:24 you're telling me like Come my house. Blow me because I had a moped Unknown 19:33 that was the that was the spider man right turn where he got the rocket. Desert desert. Unknown 19:43 You're a bully. Bully spider. Unknown 19:47 Back spider man for me. Unknown 19:50 I've always been Dark Phoenix so I just laughed and laughed and he was like, I was like Unknown 20:00 let me ask you something, though. Like now that he's not riding a scooter everywhere. And he's got a little bit of a car life going for himself. Just Car Life make him more appealing to you than scooter like. So wait a minute you preferred him scooter life Unknown 20:16 No. I heard him with hair we went to trivia is like I hate him and I was like, fucking hair you was kind of sexy and I'm like Unknown 20:44 you ain't got sexy hair get swept up. Unknown 20:46 You got it now. Unknown 20:50 This circumvent so much. Unknown 20:56 I wish it wasn't that way. I wish it was like self taught you hair. I'm like what? He came him and man at the Christmas party to like what? Yes. All right. Angie is like oh i i told you target milk and Gatorade and I'm like No Unknown 21:28 look, I trace my gave Unknown 21:47 you my groin hairs? Unknown 21:49 If he's at now Bo I gotta get through Unknown 21:56 collared shirt. This is amazing. Unknown 22:00 Look at the Jew revealed straight up Unknown 22:06 all right, so actually, it's weird. Expected Unknown 22:13 you really are sexy. Gentlemen, with that said, to bring this episode of the Mason of friendship close. We're gonna hit you up with a Jew unit song after this episode. Come on Unknown 22:31 her tits. Unknown 22:34 I thought it would be most appropriate on your side revelant relevant Hell yeah. So be nice to people that look like you'd be nice to people that don't look like you check out the merchandise page on the www dot the Mason different show.com Unknown 22:56 Little bits by Little Bits Ladies Gentlemen, keep moving forward. Unknown 22:59 Sorry. Protect your energy we also while you wait, amen. keep grinding on the things you're trying to get done because that's how they get done where you believe in us right? Don't think about any hot buttons. I got it. But um, you know be We miss you. We're glad you were able to be on board for this week's theme. Keep coming back my man you know, once again so thank you for listening. Don't forget we love you very much. The best and Peace be with you guys. Unknown 23:32 Thanks so much for listening. If you want to help support the show, please go to www.patreon.com/the letter M perfect entertainment. There's a link in the description of each show at the bottom. If you just scroll down you'll see the imperfect patreon account link. If you're an Apple user, please take the time to give us a five star review on the Apple podcast app on your Apple device. This conversation can serve no purpose anymore Unknown 24:13 we got to work on this one. This is like the warm up we found a beat is bugging instrumentals just off the chain man I mean, they're rock bottom studio we find good finds we find falsified finds you know the way it makes it happen and we grind. 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