20:57.29 Cameron So I'm your host for this episode camera and I'm joined by 2 of our co-hosts Dave and Matthew Dave how are you. 21:05.94 Dave I'm doing pretty good. It's it's been a week. It's always been a week. This was more of a week than usual. There was car issues and fun stuff that always just takes my money but yeah, otherwise otherwise I'm I'm here. 21:10.31 Cameron It's always been a week. Yeah, ah, that's the way that's good. How about you Matthew. 21:23.93 Matthew I'm here too. Ah yeah, um, this is my final week of work until I'm out for a couple weeks for some knee surgery which is super exciting for me to be on the couch and be doing nothing. So ah yeah, um, this is. 21:32.21 Cameron Ooh nice. That's nice. Ah. 21:41.74 Matthew The most spry and non-pain medicated you guys are gonna hear from me in a little bit. 21:48.76 Cameron Ah, well yeah, um, I'm doing all right myself I'm proud to announce my genetic disease diagnosis. Thank you to all my ancestors who made this possible? Um, but honestly don't care about that Dead Island 2 came out. And it's actually good. It's it came out on Friday. Yeah yeah. 22:04.84 Dave Um, no is it out now I did. Ah um and I missed all the all the game show Awards or whatever was going on because there's no E three. There's just there's just like whatever state of play or something I don't know what was going on. 22:10.16 Matthew Out. 22:13.65 Cameron Yeah, yeah, ah yeah, but after 10 years no e three now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, no oh governor. 22:20.80 Matthew You guys don't have a newsboy run up and tell you about video game news anymore. Oh I Guess your your your parts of the world have moved on some of us stayed a little more traditional. 22:24.56 Dave I know. 22:33.90 Cameron But you just got a little got a little kid in a little cap runs up to this us the yon good and evil too is being answered again. But yeah, no ah dying like dying I got dead island 2 is out. It's actually really good i. 22:34.60 Matthew Yeah I I I I give him a hay penny and he goes about his day exactly yeah. 22:34.23 Dave XY x three 22:49.20 Cameron Wouldn't believe it after 10 years in switching 4 studios during its creation. Ah but good good for them. it's in l a it's it's got the island theme with the beaches. It's all walled off etc. But oh yeah, it's very good. 22:51.39 Dave Yeah, is this still on the is it a new Island What's going on what I didn't hear anything about this so type. Okay. 22:52.25 Matthew Wow. Yeah. 23:06.93 Cameron So far at least I obviously haven't finished it. But it's just that this's that sort of 3 60 era hack and slash zombie style game but it has what I would call the world's most comprehensive gore system that I've ever seen. It is ridiculous. It's really really good. Um. 23:20.91 Matthew Um, so. 23:26.75 Cameron Has like gameplay as well because you can target limbs and things like that. All that kind of stuff. But yeah, no, it's I'm just happy that is out because I loved the original and I was looking forward to dead island too when it was announced in like 2030 I didn't 23:39.67 Dave Yeah, they only did like rip tied or whatever. Yeah. 23:39.85 Matthew And what a weight it's been. 23:43.91 Cameron What a weight it being ten years later here we are um in a decidedly less r rated sense though. Let's talk about today's subject well r rated an all but name let's be clear. Let's put this right out of gate. This is a poor name for a film. We're going to talk about Netflix's film chuppa. 23:57.66 Matthew Yeah, so. 24:02.94 Cameron Which is like the english equivalent of naming your your film Dick Zucker basically to not to be too explicit. 24:09.82 Dave Yeah I mean that's basically what they do? Yeah, it's so weird. 24:10.79 Matthew Um, it they even kind of try to address it in the film that they're like this is a bad name. Don't do it and. 24:16.54 Cameron E But they they dance around it because as's a child's feel like don't you know a troop but just means sucker and they're like yeah that means he's my little sucker I'm like um. 24:26.58 Dave Yeah I was like what Wow who approved that dialogue. 24:30.87 Matthew You're in a room full of people who obviously speak Spanish and then when grandpa hears the name he's like yeah fine, whatever like grandpa like my grandfather at least like God rests his soul if he had heard recall like you know something like that. 24:32.23 Cameron Yeah. 24:42.14 Cameron And yeah, here's my hi grandpa. This is my new dog. His name is blowjob dog though you're doing better than lovecraft. 24:45.96 Matthew Yeah, there would be no end to the laughter just just no end to it. Yeah exactly? Yeah oh my God oh. 24:50.24 Dave He's like here's yeah yeah. 24:55.51 Dave Here's my cat. It's called Sucky It's like what? well we don't bring that up. 25:03.15 Cameron That's the bar. That's the bar is it that bad. No, it's fine. Yeah, so this is this is a pretty newly released film all about e Trippica brast um sort of mostly it's about family Vin Diesel is not in this one though. 25:05.86 Matthew There it is. It's oh my god. 25:20.70 Cameron Um, oh man. Yeah, that would have been great. M They really did. 25:20.74 Dave I would have also watched that. 25:22.60 Matthew Yeah, they had some nice period accurate cars in this though, some real like big chaunky like jeeps and those like the really good Ford Ranger from the 90 s they had like 1 of those style trucks I miss. 25:27.93 Dave Yeah. 25:36.41 Cameron M. Yeah, yeah, oh man. So yeah, ah, our premise here. It's the year cast yourself back. It's the year nineteen ninety six everything's great you're sitting with your game boy god I do miss the game. Boy. 25:41.39 Matthew So much. 25:55.48 Dave At at the lunch table as you do. 25:56.10 Matthew Yeah, so when when this opened up I wanted to see what other like like productions or whatever were involved or or like like like who was involved in making this I was looking that up and it was the from the same people who produced home alone. 26:00.32 Cameron Do miss the name. Boy. 26:05.42 Cameron Yeah, yeah. 26:14.84 Cameron Ah, that makes Um, yeah. 26:15.76 Matthew And I was thinking home alone. Why would they put that like it was on the poster it says from the producers of home alone that was thirty three years ago and they put that on a film that came out this year and so when the opening thing popped up and it said. 26:23.94 Cameron Yeah, yeah. 26:30.82 Matthew 9096 I was like oh shit home loans been out for 6 years by now I bet these guys have seen it. Yeah exactly. 26:33.70 Cameron Yeah, yeah, this kid probably loves it. Oh but yeah yeah I mean. 26:45.90 Dave He's got it with his ah his sweet wardrobe of ah, all the the latest coolest properties. 26:49.92 Cameron Oh man. Yeah yeah, Cow Bunga. Oh absolutely the coolest kids in school. Yeah. 26:53.56 Matthew But yeah Brand New Brand new clothes with all those good brands on it I would have killed for that stuff as a kid. Yeah. 27:06.18 Dave I Don't know he didn't have a big dog shirt. So I was disappointed. 27:10.86 Cameron Ah I mean fair, fair. Yeah, um, but yeah, we we actually open up in Mexico with a government ish government adjacent scientist Richard Quinn played by. Everyone's favorite Christian Slater 27:11.12 Matthew Yep, no big dogs. 27:28.31 Cameron Um, he's hunting down the troupacabra this mysterious animal and he's narrowed it down to this one specific cave which very impressive, incredibly detailed search here they go in are there other Cave paintings in here. 27:44.93 Dave Yeah, there's like there I think they're are there paintings or their carvings I don't remember I think they're paintings. 27:46.70 Cameron If I remember correctly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's cave art of the troop Kabra Yeah, like in here they find feather and then they find a cub just a little guy. 27:47.69 Matthew Um, yeah. 28:06.20 Cameron Sweet little thing. Um and by a sweet little thing I mean it's it's the size of like a medium dog. It's not a big dog. Yeah, it's like a Bob that's actually very apt. It's got that very sort of linxy bobcaddy face. Yeah oh yeah, that years 28:08.35 Matthew Ah. 28:13.12 Dave It's like a bobcat with wings. 28:15.41 Matthew Yeah, yeah, Bob dears for sure and. 28:23.53 Dave Yeah, maybe a flatter muzzle like his face is kind of flat. 28:23.76 Cameron Is very expressive ears. Um, but yeah, yeah, there's a little. It's a little smussh just like my cat right here, you're not quite fully flat face. You're know Persian but and you got that little bit of a squish. um um yeah 28:33.16 Matthew Ah. 28:37.23 Matthew The 3 d like the modeling was surprisingly good like the yeah and when people interact with it it. It feels like they're actually interacting with it even though like yeah eye contact was a little weird sometimes with it. But. 28:43.25 Cameron It looks so soft and cuddleable. 28:46.50 Dave Yeah, they they they had something. There wasn't like a tennis ball. 28:49.59 Cameron Yeah, yeah. 28:55.61 Matthew Like for the most part it it it blended in with the world which was I don't know that's come a long way. 28:59.24 Cameron Oh yeah, we've come so far in terms of having things actually on screen that look integrated properly I think it probably helped that a lot of the time it was in a relatively shadowed scene like it wasn't always in full daylight so you can sort of just. 29:00.43 Dave Yeah. 29:10.50 Matthew Um. 29:17.85 Matthew Um, yeah. 29:18.67 Cameron Prone things down Overall a little and blended in like that and. 29:26.48 Matthew That's the cgi trick. That's why when movies first came out with that. Everything was so dark and it's just impossible to see what the hell was going on because they were trying to hide all the bats. 29:28.44 Cameron Yeah, yeah, um, that is extremely there. Yeah. 29:35.59 Dave Um, or or it wasn't You're like okay that's. 29:40.75 Matthew Or it wasn't dark and it was spawn with John like Waszamo yeah, it was like oh oh no sort of we looking at here. 29:45.56 Dave Um, and. 29:49.45 Cameron His superpower is that he's on the three point fifth dimension ah just slightly more real than everything else around him. 29:51.42 Matthew Yes. 30:01.36 Cameron Oh god ah, but yeah, they find a cub and ah quickly because when there's a cub. There's usually a parent. Ah, they're sort of quickly turns into a chase sequence as the actual adult Jupaabbra which is what like the size of a bear more or less. 30:17.66 Dave Maybe not that big. 30:17.99 Matthew Kind of between yeah between like a black bear and a brown bear kind of in between. Yeah. 30:20.14 Cameron Air size. It's like a big mountain line. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty big. The wings make it feel bigger I think um yeah, oh yeah, oh definitely? yeah. 30:29.80 Dave Yeah, on purpose I think that that's a good. It's It's a threat display. Also. 30:34.99 Matthew Um. 30:38.85 Cameron Um, and it it is barreling out down the tunnel and Richard Quinn ever the practicalist uses a flare gun to shoot it and burn its wing this thing that he's trying to capture alive for scientific study. Ah. 30:49.82 Matthew Yeah, he immediately fires at this thing and it's like he points so many non-gun like guns at stuff in this movie. It's It's very like strange every time you see him, you're like oh he's got a gun. Oh' no wait is' not a gun and. 30:57.20 Cameron Oh yeah. 31:05.40 Dave Yeah, there was probably a limit to things he could like threaten and still keep the rating. 31:07.13 Cameron Um, yeah, this is this is a ratings thing. Yeah, yeah, absolutely if if you pulled out a nine millimeter this ah movie would have immediately bumped out of like a child's rating. 31:09.24 Matthew Yeah, yeah. 31:15.44 Matthew Right? But when we find out why he's like after this and whatever it makes no sense that he tries to hurt it. They they have no like live captor equipment there. They've got no net guns. They don't even have a cage big enough for this thing. 31:23.50 Cameron No no, they just have a bunch of trucks bunch of trucks and dudes with search lights. That's all they brought to capture the supposed large predator. 31:34.37 Matthew Yeah. 31:42.65 Matthew A. 31:43.37 Cameron Of central America it doesn't doesn't feel very well prepared. Um, but I mean I guess you know he's convinced. It's real everyone else there seems to be in it for the paycheck. So maybe they just skimped on some equipment on purpose. Ah, but yeah, they are they are chasing. 31:57.82 Matthew Um, yeah. 32:02.43 Cameron The adult trooperabbra which has the the child with it through ah the the scrub and across the plains and as it crosses a highway. It gets hit by a beetle by a little little car. 32:12.88 Matthew Yeah, it manages to get away from them over and over and over again and then it just gets hit by a damn car. 32:20.53 Cameron I. 32:24.24 Dave Um I do love that it um it it has they have. They're like fairly intelligent and it yeah like it leaves its cub like. 32:24.87 Matthew Ah. 32:25.90 Cameron Ah, which yeah I. 32:33.90 Cameron Oh yeah, so. 32:35.80 Matthew Oh this is yeah this is sentient thing. Yeah. 32:38.49 Cameron Yeah Mm draw them off. Yeah yeah. 32:42.64 Dave And a sort of safe thing and then dashes out on purpose to like show itself and then lead the the guys away from its cub. 32:51.23 Matthew And. 32:56.72 Cameron I Do like the threat displays it does because it really leans into a having wings and B the weirdness because like the the traditional troaca but in its depiction is sort of this semi bipedal thing sort of nebulous. Yeah weird little guy. 33:09.46 Dave With the weird little Alien guy. 33:11.40 Matthew Yeah. 33:15.80 Cameron Whereas This is just a big cat but when it's attempting to threaten someone. It can stand and sort of walk a bit on its real legs. So it it literally Re is up to above human height and then flares the wings out and it's like yeah okay, that's pretty scary. 33:20.93 Matthew A. 33:21.42 Dave Yeah, yeah. 33:30.27 Dave No, it's yeah I mean it's huge Jacob and they're strong what I do like is that in when when we covered the chipo cup. But last time ah a lot of the art renderings and then the like firsthand accounts or I guess. 33:32.28 Cameron Yeah, yeah. 33:37.72 Cameron So. 33:47.13 Cameron Mm yeah. 33:48.00 Dave Multiple third hand accounts um are are saying that oh it has like spines on its head or some kind of fin or a mohawk and they gave the chippa harbras like little blue mohawks. 33:55.70 Cameron Mm. 33:57.76 Matthew Oh yeah, some feathers there? Yeah yeah, yeah. 34:01.82 Cameron Yeah, yeah, it's just design elements So they've gone for a cute enough design for again. This is a kids movie. Um like it has to be adorable because you you want the audience to fall in love with it. But it's still leaning back on some of that original. 34:14.33 Dave Yeah, it could it could murder somebody like no doubt. 34:19.95 Cameron Chpacarbobra Mythology and yeah, good straight. It's It's an enlarged mountain line with like extra big fangs. It's it's going to get there. 34:20.59 Matthew Um. 34:26.87 Matthew Yeah, it has that like I sent you guys that ah skeleton ah, my partner was just in Puerto Rico recently and saw that that chopacabra skeleton that looks kind of like a cow with these huge like under fangs like kind of tusks but fangs. Um. 34:31.40 Dave No yeah. 34:32.80 Cameron Um. 34:42.41 Cameron Mm. 34:44.17 Matthew And they have that kind of model into these cats they have like bore tusks almost yeah. 34:46.34 Cameron Yeah, so. 34:50.60 Dave Yeah, oh and they also gave them so they don't have opposable thumbs but they have raccoon hands where it's like it's kind of like a people hand but you know you can't the the thumb is still um. 34:55.44 Matthew Yeah, they do. 34:56.10 Cameron Yeah, they can hold things a little bit. Yeah. 35:05.86 Cameron So yeah. 35:05.89 Dave On the side but it can hold things a little bit. 35:07.51 Matthew Um, I think if this like they spent so much on this creature design and whatever I don't know if it was just too expensive to have it on screen all the time or whatever. But if they had done just this guy going on a milo and Otis style adventure. 35:23.70 Cameron Ah, that would be cool. 35:24.57 Dave Um, so yeah I would have like done that. 35:24.73 Matthew Ah, just like road tripping and whatever trying to find its mom that had been put in a cage and like relying on the kindness of strangers and stuff I think that that that could have been a fun thing to see this thing interact with the world more. But. 35:28.19 Cameron Yeah. 35:38.46 Dave Yeah, it's like adventures of yellow dog. But this is adventures of chuppa. 35:39.32 Cameron Oh man, Absolutely yeah, oh man. Yeah, no, that'd be cool. Be into that. Ah. 35:42.52 Matthew Yeah, exactly yeah. 35:50.32 Matthew Ah. 35:51.39 Dave She's. 35:55.32 Cameron So um, yeah, it it is ah we then quickly transition over to not Mexico as we meet our actual main character Alex or Alejandro. Ah, with his proper name but he likes to be called Alex because he is a hispanic kid in an mostly non-hispanic community and doesn't like the fact that he stands out because he's thirteen years old and that's what it's like to be in that age range. 36:23.57 Dave Yeah, they're in like I think they're in like Kansas where they at I yeah. 36:25.95 Matthew Um, they're in Kansas yeah, they're in Kansas yeah, it depends there is a Kansas City Missouri and a Kansas City Kansas 36:29.61 Cameron Kansas City which I need to be clear is Kansas City in Kansas oh god so it's either in Missouri or Kansas. 36:33.64 Dave I It's on a border. Yeah, it's very confusing. Oh yeah. 36:42.17 Matthew And boy if someone is from either 1 they are going to tell you about it. 36:49.19 Cameron Ah, the great American tradition of putting things in places that don't fully make sense. Yeah, incredible. Yeah. 36:51.19 Dave Oh there's there's there's Miami Florida and then there's Miama Oklahoma but it's spelled the same. We do it all over the country. It's great, but it's it's not. 36:52.76 Matthew A. 36:59.13 Matthew Are. 37:04.90 Cameron Yeah, oh man. But yeah, we meet we meet Alex whos yeah he's he's struggling with his identity as a young hispanic boy he again, he doesn't really fit in really well. He's doing his best. He loves the culture. He's got it. He's got teenage mutant ninja turtle shirts and all kinds of cool stuff all over his room. He's got a game boy which everyone wants to go on even though you're not meant to have it at school which that speaks the experience. Yeah yeah. 37:32.29 Matthew I did some math on this game boy um, when they came out ah in I forget what year they came out now. But um, their initial 89 yeah um their initial release cost. 37:39.40 Dave Eighty nine. 37:48.22 Matthew Was eighty nine ninety nine usd and factored in for inflation. It's about one hundred and seventy five dollars now for that for that little like Lcd screen. no no backlight ah yeah tetris tetris machine basically is what it was at least in my house. 37:49.11 Cameron Certain. 37:52.79 Dave Yeah, it's like $200 they they weren't cheap. 37:57.96 Cameron Man No no backlight. No absolutely not yeah. 38:07.59 Matthew Um, so yeah, man like I can't believe how expensive that little thing is. 38:12.31 Cameron Yeah, yeah, it really brings it into a comparison. What is that? that's like 40% the cost of a playstation 5 when it's not stood for inflation. That's ridiculous actually god okay. 38:23.61 Matthew Um, and yeah, yeah, for right man I knew one kid with a game gear and that thing died in like a half an hour there's just like. 38:25.84 Dave Yeah, don't look up the cost of a game gear or tell you it or a lynx for him. Yeah I had a game gear. Um it it. 38:30.42 Cameron Yeah, yeah. 38:39.73 Cameron And yeah. 38:39.81 Matthew You couldn't get through a game on it. Um. 38:41.71 Dave No you you got maybe an hour out of it. But that's 6 batteries every at a pop. Um, so yeah I had the like little adapter because you just you were just tethered to a wall. It wasn't portable. 38:49.65 Matthew You had to? yeah. 38:51.78 Cameron Yeah, um, but yeah, ah, a lot of Alex's struggle comes from the fact that his father relatively recently died of cancer which you know this this day. And again, this is children's movie. It doesn't shy away from like family family reality like yeah, like family members getting sick is like a big theme in this basically no, but you know. 39:10.85 Dave The realities of being a kid. Yeah yeah. 39:13.97 Matthew Um, yeah. 39:19.27 Matthew Yeah, but it doesn't dote on them either like there isn't like a huge swell of emotional music or whatever. It's just kind of yeah. 39:25.74 Dave No, it's just like this is a fact of life and you just gotta deal with it. 39:28.63 Cameron Um, it's part of reality. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But yeah, his father better has passed away but had been planning for himself and Alex to go to Mexico to reunite with their family down there. 39:46.76 Cameron And because Beirdo can no longer go Alex gets to go on his own over spring break hooray go to a place. You've never been before at least as a you know a sapient person family. You've never met here's your passport. 39:52.98 Matthew Is. 39:58.53 Dave And the family you've never met but don't worry here's your passport kid. 40:05.15 Cameron Put on that little that little lapel that we give to ah to miners on planes and go enjoy your trip down to Mexico where you meet your grandpa who is dressed as the coolest guy ever and immediately spoils it by grab you from behind and pretending to choke you out because he is. 40:08.59 Matthew And has. 40:23.40 Cameron Ah, former lucha libre champion who assumes that his grandson would be in the in a similar interests. Um, yeah, this grandpa his name is chava. He's played by da da da da da Demian Bitche yeah 40:28.95 Matthew A. 40:40.32 Cameron Probably butchering the penunciation pronunciation there. He's a Mexican actor who has sort of broken out into Hollywood over the last couple of decades. Ah, he's super cool. 40:50.80 Matthew Yeah, Grandpa's yeah, you weren't wrong. Grandpa's fits in this are amazing. He wears like this like vacaero jacket. At one point that has like embroidered leather like ah shoulder pieces and stuff man it. Yeah, it looks good. 40:59.62 Cameron Yeah, ah man is so awesome. Yeah. 41:04.61 Dave Now What? What? Yeah whatever his like his farm is not doing poorly like his whole house is expansive. Yeah. 41:09.50 Cameron Um, I'm just what I mean he was like the lucilibra guy in Universe so he probably just is doing this because he wants to and not because he needs to per se yeah um, but yeah, the the man is. 41:09.67 Matthew Yeah. 41:16.49 Matthew Are. 41:21.62 Dave Yeah, yeah. 41:28.14 Cameron The most fashionable character in any film I've watched lately. Ah, um, and yeah, they're not staying in the city or anything. He's got a ranch out in the sticks and he takes his grandson to the ranch. 41:33.27 Matthew Um. 41:45.81 Cameron You know tries to connect with him get to talking with him and this is where we see every time Alex's dad is brought up. He just immediately pulls out the game boy which got to have your yeah got to have your coping mechanisms and yeah. 41:54.56 Dave The defense mechanism like and a and they like they specifically call it out which is nice. 41:56.40 Matthew Um, is is. 42:02.23 Matthew Um, yeah. 42:05.30 Cameron Yeah, it is good. Ah, and ah he gets to meet a couple of his cousins. First off we have memo who doesn't speak a lick of english is a decent bit younger than as I would imagine. He's like 8 or 9 maybe 10 and is also just fully lucha libra obsessed. But also is into the same kind of things Alex' ' he sees. It was the cutest mode he sees Alex's teenage mut ninja total shirt and just goes Kawa Bunga yeah I love I starts rattling off in spanish. Ah. 42:32.83 Matthew Are. 42:35.33 Dave Um I live Leonardo. 42:42.99 Cameron Is very sweet honestly shows him around ah memo and ah his sister both have nose rooms Alex gets to sleep in the loft with the world's dustiest bed um sits on that thing in a full cloud. 42:53.40 Matthew Yeah, that place is just agitating my hay fever just looking at it. It's yeah. 43:00.39 Cameron Yeah, ah yeah, um, yeah, and he's ah just sitting out on the on the roof just outside his bedroom window is his slightly older custom luot cousin older cousin Luna Le ah 43:16.92 Matthew Who at any given time this girl is wearing at least 20 scrunchies they're in her hair. They're on her wrists. They're around like her ankles at 1 point like there's like a guy like offset or like just offscreen somewhere just like they really need. 43:19.23 Cameron Um, oh yeah. 43:26.21 Cameron Yeah. 43:33.31 Cameron Um. 43:36.50 Matthew We need to let them know what's the 90 s come on more more scrunchies. Let's do it get the wheelbarrow. Yeah, give her cassette player. Yeah, how many yeah happy face earrings. Do we have lying around. 43:36.29 Cameron Yeah scrunchy grown a cassette player. Yeah are so many? yeah. Um, they're all very much like in in terms of like costuming. It feels very authentic to that time. Period. Um, they're they're really pushing the aesthetic. Ah the dialogue feels much more modern but I feel like if all the kids spoke like it was the 90 s it might not hit so well with the modern. Young audience. Ah because they get they they sound very modern which part of my brain was going is this because I don't remember if it explicitly states 9096 because my brain was going is this set in the 90 s or is this set in like the early 2000 and he just has a really old game. Boy. 44:15.62 Matthew Um, this is. 44:30.58 Dave No, it was said I depends in the 6 44:32.90 Matthew Yeah yeah, said 96 at the beginning. But again like I don't know I'm I come from a french canadian family and every time you go up to ah to Canada. 44:33.81 Cameron Yeah, yeah, okay. 44:47.52 Matthew Ah, it it feels like they're like 15 years behind fashion wise and and and like that kind of it. Just everything just feels like cheesy and just a little bit older. So I'm like maybe Mexico's the same way just like cassettes are still just rocking out down there. It's like sure why not who cares. 44:48.48 Cameron Um, yeah, yeah. 45:00.47 Cameron Um, maybe yeah, everything old is new eventually I got to get a vin or but. 45:04.87 Dave Yeah, well aside from him like rolling around with a game boy because that would have made it weird. 45:07.11 Matthew Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's really into Retro games. Yeah. 45:14.62 Cameron Yeah, but yeah, they they sort of really into Retro gangs. It knows what's up. Ah, they get to know each other a bit and um, you know he's getting his bearings. He's sort of adjusting to the fact that he's not in the city anymore. He's. 45:17.25 Dave Is it. 45:32.96 Cameron Out on this ranch in the middle of nowhere. There are goats. Um, but you know let's get dinner ready and ah shava leads them out to a woodcutting stump puts an accident and then just points to a few nearby goats says go and Alex pick one. Um they are. 45:47.34 Matthew Are are. 45:52.39 Cameron Actually messing with him really playing on that country living stereotype expectation I Guess Ah, but yeah, ah memo Memos fall into it. He's like he gets down. He pats it goes like you should pick this one. It looks so much tastier. 45:59.32 Matthew Yeah, welcome to my childhood geez. Ah. 46:11.36 Cameron Ah, and this is where we see a sick goat. Um, it is just sort of lying on the ground looking a little bloated just distressed and unable to move properly. And as I oh what? a shame? What a sick goat and Alex just looks at it has these 2 enormous fangholes on its stomach and well there there is a way to miss them because before Alex's eyes the skin nets over and closes the wound. Yeah. 46:27.29 Dave Um, yeah, like there's no way to miss them. They're huge. 46:30.71 Matthew Um, yeah there. 46:36.31 Dave Yeah, well I mean they were there though when when Chavo and everyone walked by. They're like oh the goat's just sick. Probably it's like no, there's you can see them. There's 2 giant. 46:41.49 Cameron Oh yeah, but yeah, got bitten by the world's biggest snake. 46:46.61 Matthew Right? Just walking up to a dude who's got like just 2 just massive holes and like well I got sick just like no one would do that? Yeah I hate it when I get sick and I get. 46:54.47 Dave Yeah, he's got some sick polls right? There was that. 46:56.78 Cameron Um, yeah I would. 47:02.66 Matthew 2 huge fang marks in my torso. Yeah cheese. 47:03.91 Dave Yeah, this isn't slither. 47:08.50 Cameron No, but yeah, this is this is our first clue that ah elchicabra might have made it out of that highway to somewhere a little closer to home as it were. 47:23.50 Cameron Um, but yeah as we also see literally inaction that miraculous healing property as the goat is the goat's gonna be fine. Let's be clear this movie talks a lot about dead goats says there's so many dead goats in this community. We never see a deck now. 47:36.69 Matthew Nope never see one. 47:38.69 Cameron This this is ah this is a sustainability focused Chopacabra film drink only what you need. Ah. 47:44.18 Dave Which is really confusing giving the the large size of like the full grown tupacabra like what are they okay, must be. 47:48.43 Cameron Yeah, well I mean the the fullg grown troercabra are the ones out there killing the goats I Assume it's just that just the little guy only needs like a quart rather than the entire goat. 47:52.27 Matthew Um, yeah. 48:04.60 Matthew Are. 48:08.81 Dave Well, it's just really confusing because because they have the if their saliva at the minimum has like the healing properties of what they like licked will heal up because it reminds me of like a little bit of ah like the vampire bat where it will bite and then or it would come just like. 48:11.64 Cameron Yeah. Yes, yeah, so. 48:26.48 Dave Make a little Nick with its teeth and then like lick the blood out and then that just has it like um, anesthetic property. Yeah, so it'll it'll keep running freely. Yeah. 48:27.30 Cameron So button. 48:28.89 Matthew Right? But they also have anti anticoagulants so they like the the the wound keeps yeah bleeding So it's kind of the opposite of this. 48:32.10 Cameron Yeah, Slide Analthetic You keep bleeding. 48:42.80 Cameron Yeah, yeah. 48:45.00 Dave But mean just like that idea where it's like it's it's abiding a thing and then it's the it's using that to like be able to eat later I guess but like if the big ones have that What? okay. 48:46.20 Matthew Yeah. 48:52.90 Cameron Yeah. 48:55.28 Matthew Um. 49:01.12 Dave It took its took its leg off. Don't worry to just lick it and okay, it grew back. 49:03.19 Matthew Yeah. 49:05.78 Cameron Um, oh God that'd be beyond miraculous. Um, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, um, but yeah that that. 49:11.17 Dave The flesh knitted itself up in like 3 seconds that's miraculous. 49:18.11 Matthew Um, yeah, yeah. 49:22.46 Cameron Evening Alex notices his grandpa is just going out to sit in the barn in like the middle of the night and he's listening to a little a little music box and while he's sneaking around spying on what his grandpa's up to he notices a cute little monster. In the long grass screams gets everyone's attention says I saw the troacavabra I saw it I saw it and a rabbit hops out of the Bushes. Ah the classic bait and switch Alex also cuts his hand in this process and so it's time for everyone to go back to bed. We'll we'll get that washed up. 49:50.87 Matthew Are. 49:59.20 Cameron And then Alex was just wakes up with the the troopacabra cub much like a cat sitting directly on his chest in the night and in this case licking his hand clean where he was injured um, freaks out again and it just runs off nowhere to be seen. Ran right past his cousin Luna who was out on the roof again and she didn't notice because she had her head set in obviously. Ah, yeah, once again, we see the miraculous healing power suddenly his hand is fine like this this thing is the real deal. But um, you know, just domesticate it and. 50:26.16 Matthew Um, yeah. 50:37.16 Cameron Stick 1 in every household the world's most popular pet. Um. 50:39.70 Matthew Um, yeah. 50:41.44 Dave Has even got a little. It's it's it's it's you can toyify this. It has a little mohawk. 50:46.20 Cameron Oh yeah, yeah, you oh what? modern dog and cat breeders would do with a trouper carbra would be insane I'm sure get get every shape and color that you would possibly desire. Um, yeah, ah. 50:47.62 Matthew Yeah, easily. 50:53.66 Matthew A. 51:04.66 Cameron But there's there's other problems to deal with ah which is grandpa's not around but he's wandered off which he does sometimes but we're not allowed to tell the family about or the doctors because otherwise he'll lose the farm. Um and they'll make him move into the city which he'll hate Obviously which no. 51:12.94 Matthew A. 51:15.73 Dave Um, and they'll make it move to Mexico city. 51:20.66 Matthew Yeah. 51:23.51 Cameron Can't blame him living out. There seems much nicer. Um, but yeah, yeah, so he he's got not necessarily dementia but he's got a ah brain injury. It's explained that. Yeah yeah, yeah, during his ah lutralibra career. He. 51:34.94 Matthew Um, he's got a Cte. Yeah, pretty much. 51:42.61 Cameron Took a dirty blow from a el chavaz right? A Chavez El says shaal. No I can never remember Aal El Kar ah he 51:45.40 Matthew I The chakal chakal that's it chaal. Yeah. 51:51.70 Dave Yeah. 51:55.89 Cameron Yeah, the the heel of that match did a dirty blow and took it a little too literally and ah grandpa wound up in a coma for like a month and has has just never been quite the same ever since. Um, and yeah. 52:02.30 Matthew Is. 52:08.42 Matthew Again, like man like not like a safe thing to leave kids around with it's not that people with Ctes can't live lives I know people who have had ctes who are doing great. You know, maybe. 52:13.36 Cameron Yeah. 52:19.95 Cameron No, um. 52:26.27 Matthew Take a minute or 2 to figure out math and whatever but they're doing all right? otherwise but especially getting older and if he had a history of being a wrestler and he keeps switching back into being a wrestler every once in a while and wanders off and yeah, like these kids are between what is it like. 52:29.54 Cameron Yeah. 52:37.75 Cameron Um, yeah. 52:44.52 Cameron And 1514 or 15 for Luna. Yeah. 52:45.30 Matthew 8 and maybe 14 yeah fourteen fifteen yeah right um so but I don't know what these parents are thinking but a well to adventure time with cte grandpa. It's going to be great. 52:46.50 Dave Yeah, probably probably 14 53:02.98 Dave Yeah I don't worry he bought a goat. 53:03.41 Cameron Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just wandering around walking his goat because he needed go yeah. 53:06.29 Matthew He did He bought a goat. 53:12.27 Dave Who you feel like why do you have a goady like I need 1 53:14.12 Matthew The name it what? ah Pepito. Yeah. 53:19.23 Matthew Need one. 53:22.21 Cameron I needed one. Ah yeah, um, so yeah, they they they collect grandpa from off the side of the road eventually head home. Ah, the news is once again, full of reports on ah Trippacabra killing livestock throughout the area. 53:30.96 Matthew A. 53:41.43 Cameron Ah, grandpa unhappy with this. Just turns the Tv off and says there's a bunch of nonsense. Um, um, and um. 53:49.39 Dave Well and I like that um grandpa he like vacillates between wanting to show Alex um, and Luc Libre and then like also being upset by it like understandably but like he he loves it and then he also. 53:58.97 Cameron Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. 54:02.50 Matthew And. 54:07.00 Dave Has harsh feelings I mean we will we find out why there's a lot. There's lot to unpack with the with your grandpa. Yeah. 54:09.64 Cameron Yes, button. 54:09.94 Matthew Um, yeah, it gives and takes it's a yeah, it's it's a it's a it's a dangerous Maiden Luci libra 54:19.40 Dave Um, yeah, um. 54:20.49 Cameron Oh yeah, yeah, um, but yeah, once once ah grandpa leaves Alex pulls out that little music box he found in the barn and says you know Grandpa's hardened something and loz says it's just because his brain doesn't work more or less. 54:37.90 Cameron You know it is an old tune that he used to um, used to sing to to beto to his son. Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, there's quite a sweet little melody honestly? Um, but yeah. 54:42.30 Matthew Are right. 54:42.20 Dave Yeah, and then Beto would sing it to Alex. 54:51.17 Matthew This is right right? right? after I think they were bare handing bottle rockets on the roof which I was like okay this kid's going to blow his hand off. It's healing blood time like this this is it and then she starts like. 54:57.33 Cameron Yes, yeah. 54:57.50 Dave Um, yeah. 55:09.90 Matthew Ah, balance beaming on like an unfinished wall or a fence or something that's like a story up but I'm like okay she's gonna fall and break a bone and then you know yeah I'm just I'm just waiting for these kids to get hurt because that's what they set up and nothing happens like. 55:12.60 Cameron Um, yeah, child endangment time. 55:23.13 Cameron Yeah, nope. 55:27.44 Matthew They did this whole thing with bottle rockets and I'm like that's good to if that's got to come back like no sorry yeah gone for good. 55:29.27 Cameron Oh yeah, no, no, no. 55:33.31 Dave She's like yeah wait I just hold on to it until the very last second when the views is about to go in then they go and it's like okay and then it blows his fingers off. 55:36.48 Matthew Right? Yeah, you're supposed to put it in a bottle. That's what the sticks for like obviously but like and then like later on when they're in San Javier and they're like at the market he stops near a fireworks stand and I'm like oh. 55:40.56 Cameron Yeah. 55:49.34 Cameron M. 55:55.42 Matthew Finally going to do something with fireworks. This is great and then no, no unfortunately yeah pyro was not in the budget. Unfortunately. 55:59.24 Cameron By a grand day. Yeah Nah No ah yeah, but you do. 56:05.72 Dave Yeah, it's very sad I remember when I was um, when was this actually it was ah there would have been ninety five ah I was down in Tijuana and with. 56:15.94 Matthew Alright. 56:16.70 Cameron Yeah, yeah, well there you go. 56:23.16 Dave There was like a shop that was selling MNineHundredS so if you think if you do the math and I remember what it looked like it was yeah it was the size of like my laptop. 56:27.53 Matthew Ah, oh. 56:31.12 Matthew if if eighty is half a stick of dynam my the 900 oh my god that's like so it's a siege weapon. that's that's amazing that's a door charge. What do you do. 56:31.85 Cameron There's a lot of data. 56:37.30 Cameron Coolly said. 56:41.41 Dave So yeah, yeah, they had them and they were very cheap. 56:43.19 Cameron Ah, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 56:49.23 Matthew You can opened a marble quarry like your life could have changed but. 56:51.67 Dave Yeah I Just remember I good that you reminding me That's like yeah there was like fire workshops and they had like whatever you wanted for for were like nothing for you? yeah. 56:51.75 Cameron All man just all man. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah yeah I mean Gunpowder is cheap to produce. You know. 57:01.36 Matthew Wow wow. 57:07.83 Matthew Yeah. 57:10.47 Cameron And any other additives are just like metal shavings. So any local industry produces them. 57:11.14 Dave Yeah I remember even as a kid going like this doesn't seem like it's a safe like this is a depth charge. What is this? why? Why do they have this. 57:20.25 Matthew Um, yeah. 57:20.58 Cameron If look you got to celebrate and sometimes you've got to celebrate hard enough to knock the dust off every house in three hundred feet 57:32.25 Matthew Um, not only blow my hands off ah blow the hands off my entire community. 57:33.95 Cameron Yeah, oh man. So what I'm hearing is that if David gone on the trip to to Hajuana a year later he would have been in the film at some point just an extra in the background. 57:34.55 Dave 10 57:44.92 Matthew Pretty much. Yeah. 57:46.71 Dave That's right I would have met elchipocara. 57:51.95 Cameron Ah, oh man. Um, but yeah Alex later on sort of takes the music box out to the barn because he's curious about what's going on and begins to play it and from out of the shadows emerges el shupacabra. Um yeah, like like um, like we said earlier it it is like intelligent like. It. It has decided it really likes this music and um, this where the the little raoon hands come in because yeah, like the thumb claw can stretch out a little further. It's not a real thumb but it's like grabbing it with its little hands and juggling it around and like getting good looks ah and this this thing is just yeah, it's it's. 58:14.87 Matthew Are. 58:29.99 Cameron Just an intelligent creature inspecting its surroundies. it's it's yeah It's bilingual it's better than Alex. 58:33.75 Matthew It seems to understand both English and Spanish somehow. Ah yeah because they like ask it for things or tell it to hide or do whatever and it just seems to just know and understand so. 58:43.80 Cameron Yeah, it's oh yeah, yeah, absolutely between the healing Saliva the grabbby hands the the non anatomically possible wings. 58:49.60 Matthew Ah, real magical animal here. 58:58.99 Matthew Um, yep. 59:01.48 Cameron And the ability to understand multiple human languages not even particularly closely related ones like it I I could stretch Elchipikara understanding french as well as spanish ah yeah english is the worst language for a creature to. 59:12.35 Matthew Yeah I'm sure it's good with all the romance languages. Yeah. 59:20.60 Matthew E. 59:20.98 Cameron Suddenly be able to speak or understand because it makes no sense. Ah yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you're a third of the way to knowing dars. You just got to listen really carefully. Ah yeah, um. 59:23.39 Dave Yeah I mean I surprised myself every day. 59:38.96 Cameron So yeah, this this little tripacabra has just been living out in the barn for the last week or so um and ah Alex is getting along pretty well with it. They're they're forming a bond and it's obviously hungry. So he gets it some Teresa from the fridge and is just carrying this enormous plate of tereso where memo says what are you doing is's like oh I was hungry. Our cousin just shakes his head at him and walks off like what you're going to eat. What is this like £5 of terisa on your own. 01:00:09.19 Matthew There's a lot of sausage there. Yeah. 01:00:09.32 Dave Well this is after memo tricked him into eating brain tacos at the market. 01:00:11.43 Cameron And yeah, yeah, eating the seso Taros yeah, which hey brain is tasty. Um I would not eat it personally because preon diseases exist but hey it's out there. Um is is a traditional food for ah. 01:00:13.70 Matthew Yeah, yeah. 01:00:24.72 Matthew Pre-on diseases. Yeah. 01:00:31.27 Cameron Many generations. Ah, ah yeah. 01:00:32.77 Matthew We I grew up on this stuff called a Creton which is ah you take the head of a it's usually a cow and you just boil it and you boil it and you boil it and you boil it and everything that comes off ah you kind of congeal down and you make it's also called head cheese. 01:00:48.16 Cameron Um, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. 01:00:50.33 Matthew Um, and then you'd spread that on crackers and stuff. It's very good but you know if if you had told someone that after they had a couple bytes. Yeah, they'd probably give you a look. Yeah. 01:01:02.25 Cameron Yeah, don't tell them before. Yeah, oh yeah, you never tell anyone what goes into haggis until they've had some because Haggers haggis is excellent. Is one of my favorite foods. But yeah, no one No one wants it. 01:01:06.89 Matthew Yeah, if you tell him before you'll never get him to eat it. That's the thing. Yeah, yes, that's it. Yeah. 01:01:20.20 Matthew Are. 01:01:20.60 Cameron If they know what it's about, um the same thing with sesors I suppose and look any any modern sausage too. Let's not be snobby about this. 01:01:27.76 Matthew The phrase you don't want to see how the sausage is made like it it. That's pretty true. 01:01:34.77 Cameron But people clearly do there's a very successful Youtube channel all about making different sausages. Mr so good old miss the sausage I love him. Yeah. 01:01:38.99 Matthew Oh that's right I forgot about that guy. Mr. Sausage of all the things that came out during the pandemic like me watching ordinary sausage was like I don't know I don't know why I started watching it and yeah, watched it for way too long. 01:01:56.87 Cameron Yeah, it's still going strong. But yeah, ah you know the the the tropacabra does not want the teriso and seems to interpret this as Alex wanting it to feed him because it just grabs a ball of tereso meat meat and just. 01:01:59.27 Matthew Ah, but yeah. 01:02:14.52 Cameron Smusshes it all over Alex's face which again got those creepy little almost hands. It's very good at what it does. Um and as an exchange has a little a little like glasses case with a drained mouse inside it. 01:02:17.19 Matthew Um. 01:02:30.87 Matthew Is. 01:02:33.37 Cameron That it offers back to him is like are you going to eat that come on. It's good. It's what I eat. 01:02:39.25 Dave It's like I I looked at what you eat. Apparently you said that was good So here this is my my super snack I Love that I keep in a little box. It's like what. 01:02:41.88 Cameron Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an orderly creature. 01:02:48.67 Matthew Um, yeah, that that it was very very strange kept it in a box and then like and then this kid has no problem just picking up a dead mouse and just like doing a magic trick with it right next to his mouth. 01:03:02.45 Cameron Ah, yeah, so. 01:03:05.83 Matthew And I don't know. But. 01:03:06.79 Cameron Yeah, yeah I mean look from from a trooper carbra's perspective. The mouse is like a candy bar like it's that little snack that you eat and and you eat it all at once. So it's not coming back like your regular meals would in is. 01:03:14.30 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:03:21.48 Matthew A. 01:03:24.66 Cameron Not not a self-regenerating Mars Bar of ah of a mouse. 01:03:27.57 Matthew What a dream. 01:03:29.16 Dave Although the trippa the Shipbook company is like playing with mice later like like like I don't know it it. It shows up later and it's just running around. He's just like playing with it. 01:03:31.24 Cameron Oh what? if that's the same house. 01:03:34.11 Matthew Oh shit like it I. 01:03:41.86 Cameron Um, the most traumatic experience of your life. A super predator swallows you nearly whole and you wake up 5 hours later completely fine. 01:03:48.10 Matthew Know my God I'm pretty sure there's like an x-men comic where like wolverine's like eating his leg to stay alive and it's growing back or something like that. It's got to be so like along the lines of that kind of hell. Yeah yeah. 01:03:57.92 Cameron Oh god that sounds like something they put Logan through. Yeah oh man? Um, but yeah, ah he they they fall asleep together in the barns loft and he wakes up to memo looking for him. 01:04:05.54 Matthew It's that kind of hell. 01:04:15.86 Cameron The troopcabodo is not there and as they're about to leave the barn the Troopocao appears and memo freaks out because it's a literal local monster. Um, it's it's got a prehens our tale. Yeah, this thing is. 01:04:24.96 Dave It's playing on the raptro take a little like a go to Monkey. It's like hanging from its tail. It's great. 01:04:29.40 Matthew Um, yeah, yeah. 01:04:33.73 Cameron This thing is the most eclectic combination of creature traits and I love it the the body and face of a mountain line that the fangs of a wild boar sort of wings wings of an eagle and the tail of a spider monkey. Yeah. 01:04:42.34 Matthew Yeah, kind of. 01:04:46.69 Dave And it and it's not wrong. The all of the art is like oh conglomerate chimerric thing or worry little order the lay lean man just depends on who saw the chippicabra little late lean guy. 01:04:55.60 Cameron Yeah, yeah, just a little Alien guy. Yeah. 01:05:03.51 Matthew Yeah, when when it was singing with the music box. Ah ah, my partner turned to me and just said is this the new baby Yoda is this what they're trying to do here because it's just like. 01:05:11.43 Cameron Um, yeah, oh man. 01:05:17.33 Dave Like it's like whooing in tune. Yeah, yeah, it's little It's little um, like queer day like little howls it does but it's but it's different like it has a. 01:05:17.92 Matthew It's too cute by a factor that makes you annoyed with it at a point and you're just like all right. 01:05:19.92 Cameron Yeah, if Eels Marketable. So yeah, it's got reverb in the. 01:05:30.59 Matthew Ah, has. 01:05:34.26 Dave I Don't know there's a cooing sound in. Yeah. 01:05:36.98 Matthew Yeah, he's got an effects pedal which is funny because like yeah later on it starts to make these like stock sound effect noises. Um that I was like. 01:05:40.56 Dave Ah, just just put some reverb on there. 01:05:42.23 Cameron But. 01:05:51.90 Matthew Racking my brain to understand that kind of like right right? right? like that kind of noise he made a lot and I was like where have I heard that and if you've ever seen twelve ounce mouse which is like a very strange cartoon on adult swim that they made be. 01:05:54.70 Cameron M. 01:06:01.44 Cameron And. 01:06:06.29 Matthew It was like they made it because another show that they wanted to air couldn't air in time or something so they like threw it together in like half a day. Um, there's a character called skillet which is just a like Jpeg of a mouse that they vibrate and they play that noise whenever someone addresses skillet. 01:06:12.52 Cameron Mm. 01:06:23.85 Matthew And it was the exact same sound effect I was like oh Wow I'm having like flashbacks to trade school like when I would stay up like all night watching adults swim because they use that same sound man. It was great. 01:06:24.55 Cameron Minute. 01:06:34.68 Cameron Yeah, yeah, um, yeah, this point the the the tropa kabra is out of the bag. Um Luna comes in and to find them sees the troppa kabra screens chava comes in finds them. She really does. But. 01:06:50.15 Dave Um, she screams a lot like it's excessive I I wonder if they didn't show the kids like the key animation art and then just like imagine the troa cabra. Yeah. 01:06:51.62 Matthew Um, yeah, yeah. 01:06:53.38 Cameron Yeah, it's not. It's not as threatening as it's I Why don't they just showed them the original art. This is what you're looking at this weird little mouthy Alien thing. 01:07:06.28 Matthew Um, well it's established later that there's like Mountain lions or some sort of desert cat. So it's not impossible for her to think they have like yeah like like I ah. 01:07:13.10 Cameron In. 01:07:15.96 Dave Yeah, it's like a toger manline. 01:07:18.11 Cameron Yeah, yeah, the brain reaction is you have a kugo. 01:07:22.83 Matthew Yeah. 01:07:23.53 Dave Yeah, or it's like the um, the people that like think oh oh I Found a stray cat is like that's a bobcat or or I thought those's a links you can't have that in your house. 01:07:32.34 Cameron Yeah, yeah, does anyone know what breathed this dog is and it's all over their cub. Yeah, um, yeah, so it's maybe a slight overreaction but like the the brain primal instinct of that is. 01:07:33.70 Matthew Um. 01:07:38.28 Matthew Um. 01:07:48.20 Cameron The young version of an apex local predator as feel does it does fit Yeah shava comes in and explains that he's been looking after the Tropakabra Cub ever since he was driving out at night a week or so ago and ah hit something with his car something big and scary. 01:07:51.46 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:08:06.66 Cameron Ah, went back the next day and found the cub just hiding in the bushes nearby. Um, you know they've they've bonded. He's got to take care of it because ah he knows people are coming around from all over the world trying to find and presumably exploit. This wonderful natural creature and he's right because immediately after this who comes up a christian slater Roland rolling up ah with with his big old truck saying hi I'm from the us government and ah we found your license plate. 01:08:30.94 Matthew Is. 01:08:43.13 Cameron Near an area where we're exploring for elshuabbra. Um and is just immediately stonewalled by Shava Um, who threatens to suplex him. 01:08:56.30 Dave Do you know what? a suplex is you want to see one. 01:08:56.50 Matthew Yeah, he does. 01:09:03.00 Cameron Which um feels ridiculous, but again is like a genuine threat I would not like to be suplexed, especially not by an experiencerid wrestler. The German souple. 01:09:08.87 Matthew Which one's the back. The backbend suplex is that the the German suplex all right? That's the one I always have in my mind. Yeah I always have in my mind when I hear suplex I'm like oh. 01:09:13.30 Dave The German sublex. Yeah. 01:09:17.91 Cameron Yeah, that's that's the leon special. Yeah. 01:09:23.10 Matthew I Want to see that and it wasn't the German obviously wasn't the German suplex at the end but I bet that that hurts just looking at. Yeah. 01:09:25.13 Dave No yeah, that's a root that's a tough move to pull. 01:09:25.83 Cameron No, ah because I. 01:09:32.76 Cameron Yeah, like you're fighting not to give yourself a concussion when you're doing that. No they a more traditional suplex where you like strongarm someone and fully lift and then slam them directly onto their back. Um, which is safer for both people ironically enough. Um. 01:09:45.48 Matthew Um. 01:09:50.43 Cameron So good. Good good choice there. It's still not safe. Um, hey kids after watching trooper don't suplex your cousins. Yeah, you will You will kill someone? Um, yeah, don't drop kick your grandpa. Um. 01:09:58.78 Matthew Right? this. 01:10:02.81 Dave And don't drop kick your grandpa. 01:10:09.95 Matthew Ah. 01:10:11.78 Cameron Ah, we we have sort of an interim period where ah, they're like we should probably find its familymbling return it and also it needs to learn to fly so memo jump off the roof of the roof of the house multiple times to teach it How to fly. 01:10:23.73 Matthew It has. 01:10:27.10 Dave He jumping off into a Baow hay. So or I guess multiple bals of hay. It's just the pile from. 01:10:28.35 Cameron And it's you know it's getting the idea. Yeah big bailla hay absolutely is. It's it's getting yeah, it's it's it's it's sort of it's sort of a fledgling. It's getting the idea it's it can hover a little to sort of do an Acme midair. Oh god what am I doing. 01:10:30.60 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:10:45.73 Dave It's It's very acneia is like reaching around like the coyote when it but when it realizes gravity's the thing. 01:10:47.97 Cameron Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, yeah, and ah meanwhile ah grandpa wants Alex to sort of get more in touch with his roots here and so shows him a fight by the lee. 01:10:50.50 Matthew Yeah. 01:11:05.54 Cameron Ah, the libra fighter el berico verde ah, which the something green I never remote pa Rico is um, my spanish is not very strong ah doing the suplex is like this is what I threaten to do to that man came to the house. Um, and I was the best at it. Oh okay, yeah, the green parkeet that's cool. The suits his outfit as well. It's very colorful, very green and vibrant. Yeah, um, and ah yeah, ah grandpa was orel park red pago azoo. 01:11:26.32 Matthew Um, yeah Perico is a parakeet is yep. 01:11:28.15 Dave Um, yeah. 01:11:41.38 Dave Yeah, blue lightning. 01:11:42.30 Matthew A. 01:11:43.66 Cameron Ah, the the blue lightning. Yeah ah and ah his best student was Elrio Verde who was beto. Ah Alex's dad and he was set to have like this absolute smash career in lure libre but he met Alex's mother and they ended up getting married and moving to the United States instead um because you know yeah, you don't always go on this predefined path sometimes fate intervenes in a different way. Yada yada yada um, and as soon as he starts talking about his father Alex pulls out the game. Boy. 01:12:20.81 Matthew It has. 01:12:22.68 Cameron And obviously annoyed at this continuous deflection Grandpa grabs the game boy and says if you want this back. You got to fight me and he just has a libray ring set up in his backyard because of course he does um's just sort of ah, show you what you got kind of deal like. Connect with your roots put on the mask wrestle with grandpa a bit. Yes, you've got to feel all your feelings you got to etc, etc and the second he's looking away as is always with sparring never assume your partner knows when to stop. 01:12:42.51 Dave Has done your father's mask. 01:13:00.14 Cameron Um, Alex overcome with the feelings that he has been told to let himself feel properly for the first time just runs up and completely shoves grandpa like and trips him over a bench straight onto his back. Um, the the child suplex. 01:13:00.44 Matthew Ah. 01:13:19.32 Cameron Um, didn't have a buddy to get on all fours behind him to trip him with but the bench filled that role for him. Um, and ah obviously doing this to a senior but senior citizen not great. Grandpa is ah. 01:13:35.39 Matthew No. 01:13:38.69 Cameron Bedbound they they get the doctor in and he gives him like a sedative because he's obviously in incredible pain and it's just you got to let him rest how's he doing is his brain all right. Everything's perfectis. You know, nothing's wrong at all. Why would anything ever be wrong. 01:13:49.73 Matthew Yeah. 01:13:56.49 Matthew Don't ask him to draw a clock or anything just ask his grandkids like god. 01:13:58.10 Cameron No yeah. 01:14:06.42 Cameron Yeah, his his doctor seems to have an inkling of what's going on but is playing kind of fast and loose with medical responsibility here. Um, but it's fine. It's absolutely fine. Nothing's wrong. 01:14:15.63 Matthew Ah. 01:14:22.10 Cameron What could possibly go wrong. Grandpa's have an arrest um the troopercabras screaming in the background. That's pretty normal as a tro. It's screw so loud. Yep yep, really sick veterinary school. 01:14:28.62 Dave It's it's screaming so loud and the doctors like what is that? think oh we have a sick cow and the doctor just brushes out like oh that's why I never got into veterary medicine. You're like okay. 01:14:37.76 Matthew Yeah, hey. 01:14:40.99 Cameron Yeah, sure that's that's exactly what that is. Um, yeah, you also know this man does not own a cow. Yes and goods that's it Oh some chickens? yeah. 01:14:46.30 Dave Take you you work out by farms and stuff you know that doesn't sound like a cow. And some goats. 01:14:54.34 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:15:00.59 Cameron Everyone everyone has chickens that doesn't count as a farm animal. Um, ah, but yeah, the hey the troopercabra is freaking out in the barn better. Go see what's up and it's Christian Slater back at it again. Ah this time with with a with a trank done. Just. 01:15:10.57 Matthew With a gun. No no, it's not again. Yeah yeah. 01:15:13.30 Dave No, he's got a cattle prod. 01:15:17.33 Cameron Ah, legally trespassing on this private property to steal a creature offset property. Um, and ah because this again is ah is a child's movie. First off, you can't show children fighting adults for real or adults fighting children for real so it is. Sort of a cavalcade of people coming into the barn going. No stop. Well we can't do anything but stop I like I figured memo at least would just go straight for the knees on this one. But. 01:15:41.12 Matthew Yeah. 01:15:49.64 Matthew Yeah I mean there's like there used to be in movies like kid power was the thing and like like like like that like 3 ninjas. Yeah, exactly man. Ah what a touch yeah what a touch point yeah ah 01:15:53.22 Dave Yeah, like the 3 ninjas. Yeah come on Tom tell him take him out. 01:16:01.12 Cameron Um. 01:16:05.21 Matthew What is it? Colt's going to paint his mask white and hide in a room full of drapes and just kick the shit out of a guy. Um and they give 1 of them diarrhea I think that movie is insane anyway. Ah, but yeah, yeah, but. 01:16:07.90 Dave Yeah. 01:16:08.33 Cameron M. 01:16:15.70 Dave It's There's a lot going on that one and it's grandpa. They're learning from grandpa. 01:16:16.15 Cameron Yeah, yeah. 01:16:21.35 Matthew No, they do none of that here. They just kind of watch Christians Slater slowly walk out of the barn with this ah tranked animal. 01:16:24.20 Cameron Yeah, yeah, yeah, but there is one solution to this problem because for first off, it takes takes a minute to like properly cage and safely place the cage in the back of the in the back of the truck and all that so they got a minute. 01:16:39.30 Matthew Yeah. 01:16:42.57 Cameron So let's run up to grandpa who's ah off his head on morphey pull. Yeah oh yeah, no they they keep an eye of what's happening Alex runs up to grandpa who's office his head on pain gillis pulls out RaPagoAsul's Mars and says el jaall is here. 01:16:45.33 Matthew Um, yes, yeah. 01:16:46.95 Dave It's it's just Alex the other is cousins. Don't go with. 01:16:57.74 Matthew Yeah, no, he weaponized cte grandpa like he just he just points him it just lets him go. 01:16:59.76 Cameron And Chicago is here. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, elal is here. 01:17:07.50 Dave Think you have to you have to get up grandpa your enemy your more your mortal enemy is outside like what. 01:17:17.71 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:17:18.58 Cameron And this this extended sequence where he's like yeah we got to go we got to go. We got to go but Grandpa's in lutra libray mode. So he's taking his time to suit up. Um, what what? lutra libray goes into the ring without his cape and like really deliberately tying the front of this really gorgeous cape incidently his his libray outfit is incredible I love it. 01:17:24.83 Matthew Are. 01:17:35.76 Matthew A. 01:17:38.45 Cameron Grandpa style again. Um, and then just walks downstairs sees ah sees the scientist Quinn just walking through his house. It goes you and flying drop kicks him. 01:17:51.96 Matthew It's so violent he like threw it knocks him over a desk and into a fireplace. It's just like holy shit. 01:17:53.72 Cameron Yeah, yeah. Yeah, when you're not feeling you know the traditional aches and pains of old age for the first time in years and your brain is ah 30 years in the past and is it like this is this is my enemy who's a luly brain knows how to counter these moves and fall safely just put your whole body into it right. 01:18:08.80 Matthew A. 01:18:19.33 Cameron Just really go as hard as you can. Um oh it was incredible. Oh man, Um, yeah, and ah, they they grab the chuppacabra. 01:18:19.84 Matthew And great. The best part of the movie right? There was that was that kick so good. 01:18:38.31 Cameron Grab grandpa and hop into Quinn's car to drive off. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:18:40.84 Matthew He. 01:18:44.81 Dave Yeah, it's that that was that that was the the checkoffs gear shift was was um, Luna was being taught by her grandpa to like to to drive a car to help him out and so she's the only one that can drive. 01:18:51.78 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:18:54.65 Cameron E yes, yeah, only 1 tall enough to reach the pedals. Yeah, yeah, it's like wait where are we going? Why are we leaving like we've got to get trocabra away. Yeah truepa. 01:19:02.68 Dave Ah, because Grandpa's still kind of like goggly on the meds. 01:19:12.17 Matthew Here. 01:19:14.65 Cameron So and not even true, but we've got to get trooper out and I can only imagine grandpa and his state is extremely confused. Ah either maybe here. 01:19:19.18 Matthew Yeah, they keep saying Chopa Ed yeah. 01:19:24.64 Dave Yeah, the yeah, the whole the whole naming ceremony was was just Alex going. Oh it's Juba because he doesn't know what itllhuca butta means he just knew the word and was like making it sound cute if I just shorten it. It'll be cute. 01:19:28.29 Cameron Yeah. No no. 01:19:36.42 Matthew Um. 01:19:40.60 Cameron So it would have been better to call it cabras Honestly little goat. Yeah a cabrito cabrato Yeah know it's just my little sucker. 01:19:45.39 Dave Then a little little goat. Yeah, but yeah Lu is just like you can't with that. Um you can't say that and it's like what little Ju but Jupa little my might. 01:19:45.91 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:19:51.69 Matthew Her. 01:19:58.98 Cameron Like man you are missing. You are missing decades of cultural context. Yeah. 01:20:03.75 Matthew Yeah, it's just it's It's such a like like ah a non like it's a greingo decision honestly to be just like yeah shorten it is cute, whatever and damn the consequences. Yeah that whoever. 01:20:04.30 Dave Who. 01:20:11.80 Cameron Oh yeah, yeah, okay. 01:20:11.64 Dave No, if for sure. 01:20:16.81 Cameron Oh oh yeah, some some exec was like yeah this is it. 01:20:19.26 Matthew Produced This movie was like no, we're doing this. It was my idea. Okay yep. 01:20:23.28 Dave Then the director is like ah okay I guess I'm directing this now. 01:20:27.30 Cameron All all the all the Hispanic actors just sitting there in between takes just talking to each other about how this is the weirdest possible decision. It's meant to be cute right? Oh what? If it's. 01:20:36.45 Matthew Does this movie have a different name on spanish release like if you if you look at at it Netflix Spain or yeah because man. 01:20:41.23 Dave I Don't probably not. 01:20:45.19 Cameron What if it's just called Chopiabbra in Spanish Um, and. 01:20:51.38 Matthew I wouldn't like watch let my kids watch even who's g- rated a movie cult that. 01:20:58.14 Dave I mean they just win with it I think because um yonaquaron is Alfonso Qurran's son like he has a pretty solid record on all this stuff I think if they just was like that's what we're doing now probably didn't probably didn't have a choice. 01:21:04.68 Matthew Um. 01:21:11.15 Cameron Oh yeah, no, it is just just still called chooper in spanish ah god quite Christopher Columbus the d 01:21:14.12 Dave Was chris columbus I bet he was like we're gonna do this now Chris Columbus the producer um can you have a colonizer now the director. 01:21:16.64 Matthew Ah. 01:21:22.63 Matthew Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Yeah, no, but fits a theme doesn't it. Yeah yeah, and the Harry Potter films yeah 01:21:25.68 Cameron All and nice. 01:21:32.24 Dave I Mean he did adventures of babysitting and and homelong. 01:21:33.13 Cameron Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh man? Um, but yeah, they they drive off with tupa in tow. Which. 01:21:40.16 Dave Yeah I don't know. 01:21:47.62 Cameron Freaks Gramp are out once he realizes what they are actually transporting um and ah yeah, they they do some evasive maneuvers for a bit and eventually they go well we got to get got to get trooper back to his family and ah they they stop the car and trooper just starts running off across the. 01:21:51.67 Matthew Um. 01:22:06.91 Cameron Planes ah he knows where he's going where they drive past the the the side of the accident he remembers he remembers the way home and Alex is just sprinting off after him. Everyone else is sort of jogging after them and we we come to an old. 01:22:21.32 Matthew Is. 01:22:25.75 Cameron Burnt out oil pipeline that crosses a Canyon and ah tupa sort of calls off into the distance. We hear a call returning off from the distance. Um, and so off he goes you've got you've got to let you've got to let them go if you love them. Let them go. Um. 01:22:44.73 Cameron Off he goes walking across the ah the the oil pipe off to freedom and safety and Alex is very sad but ah sort of satisfied that he's done the right thing and as ah as a reward for this just act karma sends a kugar a a much less high budget. 01:22:59.33 Matthew Yeah I just have written down this cat looks like shit. It looks so bad. 01:23:04.65 Cameron Much angrier looking my my initial. My initial reaction was this is what the taanttanal Latiger looked like before it was taxed their meat. 01:23:12.58 Matthew Yeah I don't know if they were going for make it look hang dog and hungry or what but this is like yeah they they they spent all that money on. 01:23:19.48 Cameron A. 01:23:27.30 Cameron Not on this mountain line and. 01:23:27.90 Matthew Ontupa and nothing on this damn cat. It just looks like ass. It's so bad. 01:23:34.94 Dave Yeah, so looking up the release like the international release title. It was chuppa like everywhere I love that the the japanese is ah Alex and chupa. 01:23:40.47 Cameron Yeah, button. 01:23:41.80 Matthew Whoa. 01:23:47.37 Dave The only place that wasn't was in Brazil and there was like Meoammio luja. 01:23:53.10 Cameron Mayo Makeo Lucha my friend my friend the the fighter. Yeah, okay, interesting. Yeah, fair enough just ran with it. Um, yeah, ah I do like it. 01:23:53.35 Matthew My friend the fighter. Yeah. 01:23:55.90 Dave Yeah, so but everywhere else everything tupa. They just ran with it. 01:24:10.51 Cameron How this cogar acts fairly realistically in that it sees a a young boy and is ready to go and the second a fullgrown man shows up and starts acting big and scary. Its goal is to skirt around him and run the hell away so it's good on that It's not. 01:24:25.95 Dave I Do like that it does the double paw like clap. 01:24:27.58 Matthew Um, yeah, that move That's a scary move if you see a real cat do that? yeah. 01:24:29.35 Cameron Yeah, um, yeah, yeah, absolutely not they just slap those meaty paws together. Um, yeah, no, it's not. It's not the traditional movie predator ready to kill and. 01:24:33.83 Dave Oh yeah, you don't want that good big cat. No no. 01:24:48.87 Cameron Murder because that is what it does and it's not a thinking animal that wants to eat. No this is this is a real animal that's like I've got a chance to eat this kid' gonna take it. He's cornered and he's alone and then a bunch of other people show up as like okay I'm getting the hell out of here man. 01:24:54.69 Matthew Um, yeah, prime opportunity here. 01:25:03.67 Matthew A. 01:25:08.42 Cameron Um, but as as ah as the problem here is that Alex has crawled out onto the pipeline to escape the kooka and this pipeline a not maintained b definitely not in use because it's got this massive hole in it already. So it's definitely not pump in anything. Ah. Has ah had its limits between a young trippecabra and now a young boy sort of just walking part way across it and begins to collapse and child end engagement and yeah, they it's it's go to fall into the infinite. Best below him of this. 01:25:35.15 Matthew Here We go child endangerment. This is what I've been waiting for here. We go this kid's gonna take a fall. 01:25:46.79 Cameron Very very deep Canyon Ah let this kid get injured just let us see the healing powers really go. 01:25:48.71 Matthew It's weird. The things you find yourself rooting for in films I know I'm waiting for this this checkhobs gun that was introduced in like the second scene to to get fired here and oh man. 01:26:00.48 Cameron Yeah, no, no, um, but the the the other checkles gun which is they fly now. Um, yeah Troop Trooper comes back to save the day and despite being I want to say with a generous estimate. 01:26:07.50 Matthew Yeah, oh man. 01:26:17.13 Cameron Half the size and weight of Alex um, yeah, oh yeah, it is it is airlifting like a helicopter straight up. Yeah, it's a good point that they are. They are built little creatures that makes the flying even more confusing. 01:26:17.18 Matthew Yeah, the power to wait ratio here is all out of whack. 01:26:23.91 Dave Yeah, it's pretty dense. It's probably like I don't know £30 maybe yeah 01:26:32.63 Matthew Um, yeah, like birds have to have hollow bones. That's it. That's it it? yeah. 01:26:36.72 Cameron Does does it have like a helium sack and it's in its chest. Ah yeah, no, the the secret third act of the movie that no one saw because they cut it is ah where the chippacabra. 01:26:39.59 Dave Yeah, and these are not hollow. They're like knocking stuff over. 01:26:52.63 Cameron Manages to fly back down by breathing fire. Um to just release release the gas. Um, yeah, um, yeah, but but rescues Alex right at the last moment by activating the power of. 01:26:58.80 Dave Yeah. 01:27:00.58 Matthew Ah, it's hydrogen. It's filled with hydrogen. 01:27:12.42 Cameron Ah, really improbable from a physics point flight. Um they they are reunited and everything's fine and then ah Christian Slater comes around the corner shoots chippacabra with another tranquilizer out which is this the second dar in like 2 hours there's a lot for a lot for an animal. 01:27:23.41 Matthew Again, Just yep, trooppa's getting doped up Grandpa's getting doped up like yeah. 01:27:29.61 Dave For a little one too. Yes I guess the dosage. 01:27:31.17 Cameron To take? Yeah yeah, everyone's doped up. Yeah. 01:27:38.94 Dave That's the secret message of this movie. 01:27:40.80 Matthew Yeah, anybody anybody with any agency is going to get just just medicated into oblivion. 01:27:44.94 Cameron Yeah, pretty much pretty much um and he takes trooper this time he has this time he has the cattle prod like out and ready. It's like everyone just calmed down. Everyone just calm down and grandpa's there. 01:27:54.57 Matthew Ah, here. 01:28:00.23 Cameron Sort of coming to his senses and stopping Alex from running at the man with a with a cattle prod pointed at him less child endang good. But between the 4 of you you could totally take this copy see I would understand that if Quinn. 01:28:03.80 Matthew He. 01:28:10.54 Matthew Yeah, Grandpa's just like give up it's over and it's like. 01:28:20.12 Cameron Had an actual gun like the the level of threat massively increasing there but this is like this feels like a situation where it's like okay kids we just watched Jurassic Park for the first time last night you two go from the side. So I'll come from the front. 01:28:22.92 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:28:34.37 Matthew Ah, we we need to talk about Jurassic Park and this film and it's its it's love of Jurassic Park because at the very beginning in Alex's room is the jeep from Jurassic Park and a Jurassic park poster the first shot. 01:28:40.30 Cameron Um, oh yeah, yeah, yep, yep. 01:28:52.41 Matthew Ah, that like the government shows up to threaten Christian Slater is a mirror shot of the helicopter landing for Jurassic Park and he's like trying to hold things down or whatever as if like you know it's just like that. Um he does the claw thing with the cop he's. 01:28:56.44 Cameron Um, oh yeah, it's so close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:29:08.54 Cameron So yeah, that kid. Yeah. 01:29:11.40 Matthew You know where he pulls the claw just like Sam Neil pulls the claw on that on that kid and then there's another Jurassic Park shop coming up. Ah when ah all the the full size troop of covers are on the jeep it's just the t rex attacking the jeep it's it's just. 01:29:25.42 Cameron Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly yeah. 01:29:30.60 Matthew This this movie I don't like and drassic park came out 95 this is 96 maybe maybe everybody this movie's got Jurassic Park fever and they just want to do it the same I don't know was it 90 three all right. 01:29:36.25 Cameron Um, oh yeah absolutely then yeah yeah lost world was 98 I want to say ninety nine I can ever remember. 01:29:39.44 Dave I think Jurassic Park was 93 I think so 01:29:52.88 Cameron But yeah, Jurassic Park is recent in the world of the film like it it is it is. It's not going to be out of pop culture for another thirty years minimum so it's still in pop culture at this point. Definitely yeah, it continues to be good. Yeah. 01:29:54.58 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:29:55.51 Dave Um, yeah I mean it would have been like. 01:30:03.26 Matthew But just I don't know why they kept making drasic park references to something that has nothing to do with dinosaurs fossils any of it Any of it. 01:30:14.71 Cameron Just yeah, the the curtain draws back and it turns out this is actually in the Jurassic Park universe and this is not a natively occurring creature it flew over from ila nula um is the first experiment. 01:30:22.21 Matthew Um, yeah, this is it's it's got an ingen serial number on it. 01:30:27.10 Dave It's a genetic construct which is the other part of the thing those it was a government experiment. 01:30:32.50 Cameron Yeah, like can can can we can we resurrect the like an ice age Mountain Lion by using archaeopteryx dna to fill in the caps. We accidentally built the troercabra. 01:30:48.28 Dave Um, you they used they used the um ah Horseshoe Crab Dna instead of frog. 01:30:49.17 Matthew Cupacabra Dna. 01:30:56.88 Cameron Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh man. But yeah, um, Quinn makes off with trooppa gets in his in his ah truck and starts driving off and um. 01:30:57.50 Matthew Um, yep, no shit. Ah. 01:31:12.68 Cameron It's It's a bad ending. It's a downer ending except ah for when a shadow swoops across the sky and the adult trooper carbra which is massive again. Absolutely mahosive as we would say ah sort of gets in front of the vehicle and. 01:31:19.20 Matthew Yes. 01:31:29.41 Matthew Yeah. 01:31:32.82 Cameron It's yelling and screaming and pooling at it and um and then another adult trooper Carber shows up and starts like beating on the top of the of the truck and you see like the the roof begin to cave in under the weight. Oh yeah, and then. 01:31:44.15 Dave Yeah, these are like £500 animals 01:31:46.64 Matthew Yeah, well Mama was the one in front and like was like flapping her wings and like holding the car and it couldn't back up because she was hanging onto it and then like I think it is like the dad in the back because the one in the back was even bigger. 01:31:55.23 Cameron Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:32:02.34 Cameron Oh yeah, because like there's there's there are three Troercabota adults total which is interesting actually because like is one the the older sibling or is this like a multiple females one male situation. We don't know the biology. Yeah, it could be like a pride of tropocavater. 01:32:15.73 Matthew It could be like a pride. Yeah, who knows. 01:32:22.11 Cameron Um, but yeah, like the the female is big and then the shot pans out. There's a third one that looks like a bison if a bison was shaped like that like it's got that barrel chest and shoulders look to it and like oh you oh okay, these these are getting real big. 01:32:28.79 Matthew Yeah. 01:32:40.90 Cameron Um, and they are just yeah tearing the van apart to the point where ah Christian Slater Bailes let's let's trooper out and just runs for his life and then grandpa suplex if I'm remembered correctly. Um, yeah. 01:32:56.29 Matthew Yep. 01:32:57.37 Cameron Yeah, yeah, I'll show you the soup legs. 01:32:58.34 Dave Well he he grabs. Um I think he's holding Alex. 01:33:01.77 Cameron Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:33:03.81 Matthew Yes, he's got the cattle prod. He says he's gonna like like shock the the baby like he manages to like ah threaten the troop of commer to a standstill with a cattle prod which again they don't speak the language yet. Yeah, they're intelligent. They understand what's going on. 01:33:07.83 Cameron So yes. 01:33:17.52 Cameron They're intelligent. Yeah yeah. 01:33:21.33 Matthew But yeah, but then grandpa knocks it out of his hand and suplexes him. But if this was a kids movie made in 9097 of these creatures would have picked up Christian Slater and flown away and that would have been the end of him. Yeah, you wouldn't see it but you know what happens. 01:33:35.36 Cameron Oh yeah, yeah, he he would get troopered. Yeah ah, all over his cup guy. Um, yeah, and ah. 01:33:41.64 Matthew Ah. 01:33:41.94 Dave Um. 01:33:44.49 Dave Has. 01:33:48.90 Matthew Ah, ah she cheap on might note No no, no actually that one works and it's not good. Oh. 01:33:49.34 Dave I can't I can't use it as a title I'm sorry. 01:33:53.37 Cameron No, we we can't see too little of but cho on my cabra until the wound regenerates. Um God that's terrible. Um, yeah, um. 01:34:06.36 Matthew Where it we got to put a content warning in front of this children's movie. 01:34:10.54 Cameron Is always a content warninging front ah man. Um, but yeah, the day is saved um the the evil science is defeated um and ah Alex does have to say goodbye. Um, it's words. 01:34:23.36 Matthew Yeah, take that advancements in human medicine. 01:34:28.41 Cameron Yeah, yeah, exactly ah words gone out that Grandpa Iss not quite right in the head after I guess they filed a police report about him drop Gi kicking and then suplexing a guy government official. Yeah look it's It's all a big mess. No one's going to believe it. 01:34:37.20 Dave Government official. 01:34:40.37 Matthew Yeah, ah. 01:34:46.11 Cameron Where is the trooperabbra show me the trouperabbra you just invaded this old man's home and he took the reasonable reaction of forcefully ejecting you with his feet. Um, but yeah, he's going to have to move into Mexico City for his own good. Um. 01:34:49.20 Matthew Um. 01:35:03.99 Cameron Which this surprisingly stark like advancements in medicine sure. But even if even if they got the chuppacabra you wouldn't be having a treatment for a cte in in grandpa's lifetime out of it. Maybe um and Alex is sad to see him go but he's learned. 01:35:13.61 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:35:22.28 Cameron Ah, decent bit of Spanish Honestly, which good for him considering he didn't want to initially ah and he's yeah, he's going to head home. He's going to have a great time and be proud of who he is you know find find like that that comfortability with his heritage and his culture. 01:35:25.62 Matthew A. 01:35:40.16 Cameron And as as they're flying all the way back to Kansas City what's that outside the window flying alongside the plane at thirty Thousand feet it's choer It's cheaper he's coming He's come to Kansas baby. Yeah. 01:35:46.85 Matthew Ah, at thirty Thousand feet ah 01:35:48.26 Dave Do a barrel roll. 01:35:55.87 Matthew I really thought that the end of this movie would be either Alex Alex is bully confronting him and Alex like Lucha libraing suplexing a kid or chopa's there and like scares the crap out of this kid and then no one believes him. But. 01:36:06.88 Cameron Ah, man. Yeah, um, yeah, yeah. 01:36:14.30 Dave Well, that's that's they are saving that for the sequel chuppa to cabra. 01:36:15.35 Matthew That's not that is not what happens as this equal to god to put tupa in the city and he's just in Kansas. Ah. 01:36:20.27 Cameron Ah, chimantic. 01:36:29.74 Cameron No no hold on. No no I've got the title for it's tupa two goat but it's all in capitals because it's greatest of all time. Ah, and it's about that. It's about the tupacabra entering a luchelibrey tournament because it's got those hands. It can wrestle. 01:36:43.83 Dave Um, I mean I would watch that Scott big. Yeah, it has a little mask. 01:36:46.10 Matthew Oh man, it goes in an air Bud direction. There's nothing in the rulebook that this tupa comra can't do lulibra you guys? sorry. 01:36:46.37 Cameron As long as it keeps the claws pulled in if it's if it's not the clause all they can Sco like them. Yeah, no, yeah, it's not illegal for the juer to suplex al chakar. 01:37:02.96 Dave Oh except for El Cha calls probably older than grandpa. 01:37:05.52 Matthew As we call could be dead. We don't know man Yeah, who has a different crypted. 01:37:07.98 Cameron Yeah, okay, eltra Charles's grandson yeah um yeah it turns to pokemon that eltra Carl's grandson walks in with with champe. Go. 01:37:23.50 Matthew Ah, crap. Yeah, big leagues now. Ah. 01:37:24.30 Cameron Yeah I moved up I moved up to Vermont you know, big leagues man god yeah, the film was endearing I think if I was if I was like in my early teens a bit younger than that. This would be like a great film and I would love it and would be like a core part of my identity would be the fantasy of finding acrypted um ah it is definitely a a child's film didn't didn't hit so half of you but I like a lot of what it's doing I do like the tripocabra design I think it's. 01:37:51.50 Matthew Ah. 01:38:02.41 Cameron Actually relatively unique even though it's clear they were going for like it has to be cute as part of that but hey it's it's still a pretty cool design. Um, and yeah, like turn turn this into adults film just ah, add a core system and kill 3 more goats. 01:38:08.10 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:38:18.31 Matthew Yes, a gore system a comprehensive gore system. Ah. 01:38:23.24 Cameron Yeah, if if grandpa doesn't drop kick someone and I don't see the shattered bones protruding I don't know what I'm here for. Ah. 01:38:34.74 Matthew I Think yeah, especially like if you were in a mixed language household. Um that this film would do well because it is kind of like I mean it has like the themes of like embracing who you are and don't shy away from culture or. 01:38:40.57 Cameron Um, oh yeah, absolutely. 01:38:49.90 Cameron Um. 01:38:50.59 Matthew That kind of things kind of bookend it and things like that you know it's good messaging is very cute. Ah, but again, it's like 1 of those like it relies really heavily on the children actors and stuff. So I mean at that at the. 01:39:02.34 Cameron And. 01:39:06.65 Matthew The one point where like they're like cruising in the car and singing Mexican songs and whatever like yeah had a good feel to it. Um, and you know everyone's having a great time. Ah, but yeah, Solid B is all right. 01:39:08.70 Cameron Yeah, that was really nice. 01:39:17.62 Cameron Button. Yeah yeah, so. 01:39:25.45 Matthew What about you Dave is this here new household staple. 01:39:26.80 Dave Yeah, no, um I enjoyed it. It was a cute film again. Yeah, if you're like I don't know 12 maybe a little younger. Yeah for kids, it's great. Um. 01:39:35.37 Cameron Um, nothing. It's it's a great kids film either. It's got all the good elements. It's feels that it's got that thing where it feels a little deeper and sadder because it doesn't shy away from the reality of Ill or dying relatives to make it feel like a more mature film when you're. 01:39:38.31 Matthew Um, it's a good kids film. Yeah. 01:39:49.51 Matthew Right. 01:39:54.23 Cameron Young and you want to be like no I want to watch films that are like real I want to don't want to want to just watch all this kid stuff and it's like oh grandpa's got a Cte and and you go oh it's so deep. Um, but it kind of is it plays into it a little but it doesn't yeah like you said it doesn't make it a soul. 01:40:00.56 Matthew Are. 01:40:07.38 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:40:11.20 Dave No I mean it's it's It's really like about and but you know embracing your heritage your culture. It's about family. Um, yeah, it's it's ah it's a It's a little. It's a heartwarming little film. Ah. 01:40:12.84 Cameron Folk is not swelling up the emotional music. Yeah, it's a good message to have. 01:40:17.40 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:40:26.76 Cameron Oh yeah. 01:40:29.45 Dave Did they like have miss opportunities. Yes, a a lot of things that the film I think leaned into and then just didn't do So I wonder if that was um, like budgetary reasons. Ah. 01:40:30.43 Matthew Um, yeah, set up but didn't pay off. Yeah. 01:40:38.91 Cameron Um. 01:40:43.13 Matthew It smacks of rewrites in here because there was a lot that was set up that just was not not paid off so whole healing thing like this like this like dude who says oh my investors will be upset if you. 01:40:45.52 Cameron Yeah, ah, it always does. Yeah. 01:40:47.36 Dave Yeah. 01:41:01.87 Matthew If you fail again blah blah blah that guy never comes back ever again. Ah yeah, just there's a couple things there I don't know this. Ah I don't know this this kind of hit in a weird spot for me because ah I am only the ah third generation in this. 01:41:03.58 Cameron Yeah, so. 01:41:19.38 Cameron And yeah. 01:41:21.23 Matthew Country ah for my family. My grandfather emigrated from Quebec and my father would not speak french in our house because he didn't like I'm the first generation to not speak french like the rest of my family because my father didn't want us to have the accent because he spent so long. 01:41:25.90 Cameron Yeah, yeah. 01:41:41.12 Matthew Trying to get rid of it because you know you can't have that around here. Ah, it's it's you know it was frowned upon then when he was younger and stuff so the whole like you know, make sure to to remember where you're from speak the language where you're from you know, integrate it into yourself because it is important is. 01:41:45.20 Cameron Yeah. 01:41:55.63 Cameron Yeah. 01:42:00.98 Matthew Yeah, that's that's a powerful thing. 01:42:01.51 Cameron And absolutely so that like worth a watch if you can get past the title. 01:42:06.15 Dave Yeah. 01:42:12.69 Dave Yeah I had um I had recommended this to a coworker. Um, she has I think 2 two little kids and they're they're from Mexico and so she's like oh yeah, my kids watched I didn't. 01:42:14.14 Matthew Um, and. 01:42:25.78 Matthew Um. 01:42:28.67 Dave Like I caught like part of it with them I was busy doing stuff. She's like they they loved it I don't know I think they're they're they're pretty young. Um, so it's demographically. It's like it works just fine. Um, but yeah I mean I didn't have a product this was I had fun watching it I Wish it did a little bit more with what it was like positing. 01:42:31.60 Cameron Yeah, so. 01:42:43.21 Matthew Her. 01:42:43.55 Cameron Written. 01:42:48.38 Dave But um, otherwise you know it's like it's a cueb the the ship a couple is like really good I like the creature design a lot and that just a little the little mohawk like sold it for me. Yeah, it it ran real quick. Um. 01:42:54.81 Cameron Yeah, yeah, no yes. 01:42:59.10 Matthew Yeah, it was good tight 95 minutes to like the the right runtime it doesn't really drag at any point there is the set. There isn't really like a second act where it like drags a ton um man. Other than it being a little cringy sometimes you know it's not bad. There was there was no point where I was like I got to walk away from this for a second which is good for a kids film. 01:43:17.00 Cameron Um, yeah. 01:43:20.35 Cameron Yes, yeah, so. 01:43:20.58 Dave Oh yeah, especially when we're we're well outside of the demographic for this. So. 01:43:26.11 Matthew Man oh man. Yeah I thought this was going to be like pg 13 and you know we get like something. But yeah, oh well. 01:43:26.25 Cameron Oh yes, yeah. 01:43:35.90 Dave Um, no, it's like G kind of mean it's There's thematically I would to give it a higher rating just because it's not like shying away from anything. It's talking about like heavy stuff. 01:43:46.36 Cameron Um. 01:43:49.65 Cameron Yeah, so. 01:43:51.22 Dave But it doesn't It's not heavy handed in what it's doing. It's like a lightest touch. Um, and it's wrapping things up like like really neatly in a way that yeah, that just doesn't work that way. Yeah. 01:43:51.60 Matthew Ah. 01:43:55.61 Cameron Yeah, so. 01:44:00.93 Matthew Um. 01:44:02.97 Cameron Yeah. 01:44:09.86 Dave This falls into that sort of I mean that's like home alone where things happen and you're going like that's just not fantastical creatures aside like. 01:44:23.29 Cameron I. 01:44:25.36 Dave Ah, the situation. The government stuff the extra I mean there's just so much going on that like kids don't think about because they're not aware that it exists. Um, but looking at it Critically you're like no like no this just doesn't work. 01:44:30.76 Matthew Um, yeah. 01:44:31.18 Cameron Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:44:38.10 Matthew It would have made more sense if he was a poacher and he was like after after it for some big you know some like big game hunter or something like that right? He's after a trophy and they're after a friend and that would make more sense. Not. 01:44:41.49 Dave Yeah. 01:44:45.34 Cameron Um. 01:44:53.45 Cameron Yeah. 01:44:56.50 Dave Um, yeah, no, it's like a legitimate like that it makes sense in context. But you're not given like the background of that and then he's treated like ah a Dopey villain. 01:44:57.98 Matthew Because the reason he has for going after it is actually pretty good. 01:45:06.79 Matthew Ah. 01:45:10.21 Cameron Mm. 01:45:14.66 Cameron Yeah, yeah. 01:45:15.92 Dave Guy when he's not really a villain. He's just going about things weirdly like he's just very like ah well he's American is what it is is. He's just like wall. 01:45:16.90 Matthew Um. 01:45:24.10 Matthew Yeah. 01:45:25.50 Cameron Yeah, yes, he's very american. 01:45:29.46 Matthew Yeah, the interaction with the cop like underlines kind of his character right. 01:45:35.28 Dave Yeah, that wasn't great and then he just rolls up and this is not his house and you're in another country from that aside. But yeah, go yeah, go go roll up on a farm in. Well. 01:45:36.99 Cameron M. 01:45:43.92 Matthew Um. 01:45:48.34 Cameron Yeah. 01:45:50.68 Matthew Ah. 01:45:54.81 Dave In Mexico probably or at or anywhere do do that do that in Texas see what happens real fast. Yeah drop kicking is the least of what's going to happen if you even got past the gate is the thing. Yeah. 01:45:58.48 Matthew Yeah, yeah, see yeah see what happens man see what happens exactly. But yeah, but. 01:46:02.29 Cameron Yep. 01:46:10.52 Cameron Yeah, so. 01:46:13.42 Dave So yeah, it plays pretty fast and loose with that kind of stuff and it's you know it's kids movie. So that's that's part for the course they don't really need to pick that apart. Um, but it's fun. It has they they clearly like are faithful to. 01:46:16.78 Matthew It Yeah, it's excusable. 01:46:23.36 Cameron And. 01:46:32.66 Dave The various lawss of algepokavara in this. So yeah, it's good to see that they did that um and they're and they're going to bring it's it's kind of fallen out of popular consciousness for like a little while like it was pretty still pretty big throughout the early 2000 and then it kind of went away. 01:46:34.69 Matthew That was the von part. Yeah. 01:46:37.80 Cameron Yeah, yeah. 01:46:52.44 Dave Um, Pop culturally wise at least and then this is something nice to kind of bring it back up and might maybe revive more interest encrypteds. 01:47:02.27 Cameron Yeah, yeah, ah all right? 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