00:00.000 --> 00:00.720 Is this thing on? 00:30.000 --> 00:37.000 I can touch my own bubble, but it still seems really weird. 00:37.000 --> 00:53.000 Hey Scott, Scott, like that. So I made this guy laugh and just did the rest of it. Ah, that's hilarious. Now we're just gonna sound weird as fuck. 01:00.000 --> 01:25.120 all right someone do an intro grit city podcast grit city podcast grit city podcast 01:25.120 --> 01:39.140 grit city broadcast don't worry they're innocent i promise welcome to the grit city podcast i'm jeff 01:39.140 --> 01:50.420 i'm scott i'm mike and i'm c-note yeah and this is the the kind of the uh welcome back uh to the 01:50.420 --> 02:00.140 united states of america jeff from uh his my trip i was gonna say his trip like i'm like his trip 02:00.140 --> 02:06.520 to from europe you can refer to yourself in the third party it's allowed yeah i did over there 02:06.520 --> 02:12.060 my wife even she goes are you doing that on purpose are you are you do you have a thing like 02:12.060 --> 02:18.900 you know if it was like seizure seizure related i go nah i'm just it keeps the the bitches confused 02:18.900 --> 02:26.470 you know just like narrating to myself yeah keeps everybody questioning people yeah keeps keeps that 02:26.470 --> 02:32.000 bubble just a little bit bigger you know what i mean that personal bubble space uh just a little bit 02:32.000 --> 02:39.780 bigger well i don't know jeff if you listened last week man um but we did some of your voicemails 02:39.780 --> 02:46.940 yes do you mind if we um if we listen to some of these these other ones you sent yes do it please 02:46.940 --> 02:52.540 okay um i uh there's a bit of a warning trigger warning maybe for some people there's some beeps 02:52.540 --> 02:58.320 in this first one jeff um i don't know how to explain it he's got a little out of hand maybe 02:58.320 --> 03:08.400 i did the cbd over there hey this is jeff from dublin ireland we're getting ready to end our stay 03:08.400 --> 03:19.100 in dublin and take a train to cork dublin is a town i really really recommend very it's very um 03:19.100 --> 03:34.340 uh like very yeah it's a very town uh it uh it has very uh oh my gosh i can't even say it's very fun 03:34.340 --> 03:44.720 if you want to keep if you want to if you want to learn about people can do that uh i'm a little 03:44.720 --> 03:52.240 i'm sorry i just barely make it out of bed because we had too much yesterday uh no i think we're gonna 03:52.240 --> 03:58.000 be ready to go to the next stop in work i know we said more to share with you on a podcast i got it 03:58.000 --> 04:08.340 have a good day you have a good day too sir we're having a good day um we have we have two more 04:08.340 --> 04:15.980 they're all semi-related i believe so here goes the second one hey gcp man i hated the last message 04:15.980 --> 04:22.860 i left i don't know what i was thinking but i just stepped out and i had a safety meeting and look for 04:22.860 --> 04:31.270 some uh last minute convenience store things because we packed for about the fourth time on this trip 04:31.270 --> 04:40.160 and we're getting ready to catch a train to quark ireland and i recommend dublin uh stop by whether 04:40.160 --> 04:47.060 you're you're curious about literature like they're proving that you know uh the irish people started 04:47.060 --> 04:56.740 their own uh language and alphabet with just you know placements of single lines um and it's also got me 04:56.740 --> 05:04.820 thinking i saw went through the the viking history museum we've been to all the churches between here 05:04.820 --> 05:16.420 and in london and you all the sculptures the marble are handmade they make uh uh stone look like fluid silk 05:16.420 --> 05:22.180 so there's no doubt in my mind we made the pyramids i'm sorry to burst everybody's bubble but if you can 05:24.100 --> 05:33.780 make the make the piece of stone look like silk in the bone in the wind yeah yeah there's no doubt in my mind 05:33.780 --> 05:40.500 we made the pyramids all right i'll let you guys go uh safe travels everybody talk to you later 05:43.220 --> 05:51.460 all right there's one more and then i think we're good ready ready ready hey gcp it's jeff again i just 05:51.460 --> 05:57.860 want to make one more because i have nothing else to do before we get picked up by the bus to take us to 05:57.860 --> 06:04.980 the train station to take us to quark um i really can't stress enough how cool dublin is that if you're 06:04.980 --> 06:12.500 into literature this is the place to come because gulliver's travels and many many other great works were 06:12.500 --> 06:20.420 created here way way way back when you know and then if you're a partier uh come here because this place 06:20.420 --> 06:29.860 doesn't sleep there's there's party districts that uh i highly recommend um and if you're into food you 06:29.860 --> 06:37.220 definitely need to come we had a scrumptious one of the best meals or yeah the best meal we had 06:37.940 --> 06:46.900 uh on this entire trip at at the uh bull and it's called the bull and castle and it was all about the 06:46.900 --> 06:54.820 whole both dishes were a special for about uh 20 dollars or 20 pounds and something uh piece and that was 06:54.820 --> 07:03.940 very good for the for the pricing around here um and if you're into beer and pubs like there's no other 07:03.940 --> 07:09.940 people that do it here they got the modern stuff and the oh and the guinness tour we took the guinness 07:09.940 --> 07:18.580 tour and you really uh everybody from eastern washington knows the process you know water hops and yeast 07:19.620 --> 07:26.580 and barley and barley and that's it but they've been doing it for a long time and uh they're still going 07:26.580 --> 07:37.060 strong um definitely a stop so yeah uh definitely put dublin on your uh visiting list i highly recommend 07:40.580 --> 07:46.900 hell yeah man yeah all the above i'd you as you heard him i i'm pro dublin 07:47.780 --> 07:54.100 um a lot of people weren't i was surprised i turned to a lot of my travel mates we had about eight people 07:56.100 --> 08:02.020 um these kids i grew up with uh back like i knew them when i was like nine ten i've all seen 08:04.820 --> 08:14.180 11 years old around there um and um so now they're all old people older than me and um it was interesting 08:14.900 --> 08:22.580 uh first thing off the bat uh europe is not ada compliant um not by a long shot 08:23.380 --> 08:30.260 magna's fucking screwed because they they can't i've seen a i see a lot of people crumple over there 08:30.260 --> 08:33.220 even on our own team magna 08:35.940 --> 08:42.660 yeah yeah if you can't walk up no old people old people old old old weight weight people trying 08:42.660 --> 08:47.620 to trying to tell english people what to do over there if they can't they wouldn't be able to get 08:47.620 --> 08:52.900 through half the doors matter of fact all the doors that's funny and they'll say and they just say 08:52.900 --> 09:00.500 there's a ramp around back around you know and this is part of a 18th century castle so you got nothing 09:00.500 --> 09:07.700 but cobblestones so yeah it's like we're not retrofitting the fucking castle so your fat ass can 09:07.700 --> 09:14.660 come tour it about yeah but they're very nice about it you know but yeah it's just like first thing you 09:14.660 --> 09:22.260 see fucking americans you know fucking jaws hit the ground when they said no well where's the no 09:22.980 --> 09:29.940 but other places they they like send down a car for them grab them but not a lot of places uh 09:32.100 --> 09:38.900 so yeah uh we as americans got a long way to go you know if we want to uh 09:40.580 --> 09:47.780 you know do anything uh because yeah these people have been doing this for for years years years just 09:47.780 --> 09:55.780 walking around um london's a whole lot crowded than than i thought i just seen movies you know 09:56.410 --> 10:06.020 um but the london central stuff uh just overcrowded to me i really i had to take some time out i lost my 10:06.020 --> 10:12.410 coat or not my cookies but but i again not uh just dehydrated and um 10:13.700 --> 10:19.620 haven't been there before and where we're taking the tube and this the guy i i i've uh his name 10:19.620 --> 10:25.380 was richard he was a very nice guy he he was a friend of a friend that actually lives there you 10:25.380 --> 10:33.940 know so that's no branson no no no no we would we would have to take the tube if that was the thing 10:34.500 --> 10:40.340 but uh creepy calling it the tube that just it's that reminds me of what you're in the whole time 10:40.340 --> 10:45.540 right oh yeah he's just picking up the lingo man i know it's just it's a it's a shitty name for 10:45.540 --> 10:52.500 something we we call this the cave in like what why no no because well that's the thing this is the 10:52.500 --> 10:58.820 same stuff that was the tunnels they survived the blitz in so this stuff ain't just like one level 10:58.820 --> 11:05.620 underground you have to go down a stock a staircase that made hogwarts jealous my wife's going how many 11:05.620 --> 11:13.220 rotations have we did like six or seven you know and but down at the bottom you know this was used as 11:13.220 --> 11:21.380 you know bunker a or bunker b so i i was thinking man i'm i'm you know busting my knees on the same 11:21.380 --> 11:29.380 fucking steps that you know people were busting their asses to get down because of the fucking blitz you 11:29.380 --> 11:36.820 know uh that's crazy so yeah so yeah it's a good good and bad thing we did it we we took the the tube on a 11:36.820 --> 11:43.620 on a um working day and it's just like anywhere else just like taking something a commuter to seattle but 11:43.620 --> 11:50.500 just twice as many people you know and you're underground most of the time but um 11:52.180 --> 11:59.060 uh but again if you're not ready for it if you're you're not ready for it you're not ready for it 11:59.060 --> 12:06.020 um it's it's uh everything's tap on tap off um you don't have to buy an orca card or anything like that 12:06.020 --> 12:13.620 um you just use your credit card and so you you tap on the the tube getting on and then when you get off 12:13.620 --> 12:20.340 you go well you go to turnstiles you tap in get on the train right to whatever stop you need to get off 12:20.340 --> 12:28.420 go out to turnstiles and you tap out um and they cap it for a day so it's like let's say 2.99 a day i 12:28.420 --> 12:35.140 don't know what the real price is but it's not that bad so you always want to tap out because if you 12:35.140 --> 12:42.740 don't it or if you use a different card type of thing you're still you're still tapped in and you're 12:42.740 --> 12:53.860 double charging yourself um so it was really super easy to get around that way buses same thing tap on 12:57.300 --> 13:04.420 yeah exactly and that's how that's right the tapper it's right on the public transportation 13:05.220 --> 13:15.540 uh uh same with buying anything uh from vending machines to uh you know so dinner you didn't uh 13:15.540 --> 13:20.580 so like my wife just went to ireland a couple weeks ago and she i went to the bank and ordered 13:21.220 --> 13:31.060 um i think i got her uh like a thousand euros to take so she had cash yes cash is king okay so i was you 13:31.060 --> 13:34.580 said you were using your card i was like all right were they automatically doing 13:35.380 --> 13:39.780 the conversion for you because like when i went to montreal the first time 13:40.820 --> 13:45.940 we went into places and they were like oh that's 12 whatever 12 dollars and we were like all right 13:45.940 --> 13:51.700 here and we'd hand them like a 20 in american and they'd hand us eight bucks back and then 13:51.700 --> 13:54.980 like the next day we're like hey wait a minute we're getting fucked here 13:56.980 --> 14:02.500 well they they do have a conversion thing it asks you if you want to do most places said you do you 14:02.500 --> 14:11.700 want to do american or euro um but we always pick euro because it's easier wait um uh london doesn't 14:11.700 --> 14:18.820 use the euro though right it uses the pound no yeah pound but this is in dublin yeah yeah everything else 14:18.820 --> 14:26.740 and this is everything's tap on tap off in ireland there's a lot of smaller businesses of cars is the thing 14:26.980 --> 14:34.420 and they like just cash because again you don't have to pay for the credit oh yeah well and they can 14:34.420 --> 14:41.380 either decide to claim it or not right so we did carry a lot of tipping money you know we took like 14:41.380 --> 14:47.540 like big big dogs but the the last company i worked for that they traveled they used to give us a per diem 14:47.540 --> 14:52.980 and it was a healthy per diem per day you know and they're like hey this is for tipping money 14:53.620 --> 15:01.460 you know bobby always he said so bobby was the president so yeah he says this is definitely tipping 15:01.460 --> 15:07.780 money and don't be a cheapskate right so it really taught me ben that yeah it goes a long way people 15:07.780 --> 15:18.100 treat you nicer people remember you um so same um uh tipping itself it's uh not recommended but when 15:18.100 --> 15:25.620 when the cab driver is you know uh look looking at you for every question you ask he looks at you like 15:25.620 --> 15:32.340 he's thinking about snapping your fucking twig neck and then and it politely answers your question 15:32.820 --> 15:41.940 the proper way acting like he wasn't offended did you ride in a black cab a couple times those guys are 15:41.940 --> 15:52.820 are cool um they have to buy that car so a black cab is a specifically made car um so you just can't 15:52.820 --> 15:57.860 have a black car and they say oh yeah just put a sticker on it no you have to buy the specifically 15:58.340 --> 16:05.060 designed and we rode in a four and an eight and a bigger package a car and a smaller one and they 16:05.060 --> 16:15.460 made everything fit every time and um driving in london we were at a beautiful place called uh 16:16.340 --> 16:22.740 parsons greens in a flat that the area was oh there was a flat down the street 16:24.500 --> 16:31.780 about the same size as the one we were in and they wanted 2.5 million um pounds 16:33.540 --> 16:39.380 dude you had that in cash right right i thought right when i get home let me sign this check 16:40.020 --> 16:46.260 uh and you can't rent you like you can't be an airbnb more than three months out of the year there you 16:46.260 --> 16:52.740 do have to have permanent residence there so it was a nice australian lady i think and an english husband 16:53.620 --> 16:59.540 a lot of people are starting to do that right a lot of towns and cities are making you um you can't 16:59.540 --> 17:04.820 have full-time airbnb yeah because it's a beautiful place and why have a bunch of cunts around it you 17:04.820 --> 17:13.060 know but so it is because it was like it was it was a living neighborhood man and it kind of reminded 17:13.060 --> 17:22.330 me of the pearl districts in yakima i'm sorry in oregon um you know those type of districts because yeah it's just 17:22.330 --> 17:28.660 like everybody had a pharmacy and a chemist you had to be careful getting sick because if you go to a 17:28.660 --> 17:35.940 pharmacy they'd say nope you have to go to a chemist because it says coding in it you know it and uh 17:37.940 --> 17:42.260 the uh so cool things like that little handyman store a little grocery store 17:43.380 --> 17:50.260 um there was nothing a little pizza pizza's big over there man everybody loves a piece of pizza did you have local 17:50.260 --> 17:58.420 pizzas or was it like chains both but yeah we had local uh but they had dominoes they had popeyes they 17:58.420 --> 18:05.940 had wendy's they had uh different and uh we ate taco bell one day just because i needed a reset 18:07.300 --> 18:15.700 you needed to clear your guts out like i need to feel american taco bell let's go yep it best taco bell and 18:15.700 --> 18:22.020 it was quick and efficient man no it's it works did you did you have access to a bidet while you were over 18:22.020 --> 18:28.090 there no no everything was still yeah paper wise i was wondering about that too i guess we were we were 18:28.090 --> 18:37.060 we stayed very americano um no um i would say like the places we stayed um 18:39.780 --> 18:46.020 would be like staying in the safer parts of seattle you know all the touristy spots yeah we didn't go to 18:46.020 --> 18:54.580 the third and pike place you know you weren't hanging out on capitol hill come on man right yeah um 18:56.330 --> 19:03.060 so yeah that was basically the whole whole trip was just hanging out and and snapping pictures uh we 19:03.060 --> 19:11.940 went to um there's like a market underground market and it's every inch of that space is graffitied 19:13.780 --> 19:20.500 oh is that where the pictures you had the pictures yeah yeah so if you go to our uh discord um i printed 19:20.500 --> 19:30.420 some i printed i posted some photos from from the trip um and one of them i forgot the name of the 19:30.420 --> 19:36.980 market but it's a various called something tunnel market or something like that um or something bridge 19:36.980 --> 19:50.090 or something march but they do teach graffiti also um but uh and it changes all the time i don't know the 19:50.090 --> 19:58.090 total rules of how to get in there or anything like that um but um talent was a very uh 20:00.820 --> 20:05.700 was very evident you know leak street arches there you go that's it 20:07.850 --> 20:12.180 that's cool man i wish more cities would do that i wish more cities would designate some area for 20:12.180 --> 20:19.700 graffiti i know tacoma used to have the the graffiti garages yeah they were super cool man um they shut 20:19.700 --> 20:26.580 them down because there was always broken glass and shit in there um well yeah i don't know yeah so we did 20:26.580 --> 20:32.820 see just a lot of tagger even even with those and so it's just a lot there's still a lot of that just 20:32.820 --> 20:39.060 because yeah but it's still cool it's part of the it's part of the culture right that's actually pretty 20:39.060 --> 20:45.300 cool they have like graffiti work shots and then they have like a straight up the tunnel rules 20:46.900 --> 20:57.780 cool oh that is awesome yeah yeah and um that was by we went to the the cambridge mark market also i'm 20:57.780 --> 21:09.380 going to skip down where we had um the proper sunday roast um we had that at the cambridge locking in 21:09.380 --> 21:14.260 lock in and or i'm sorry uh camden jesus christ jerry 21:16.820 --> 21:24.820 but the camden lock locked in that's in uh england i believe so the food was good you always hear you 21:24.820 --> 21:32.090 know horror stories about english food being terrible flavorless no yeah yeah because the but the only yeah 21:32.090 --> 21:37.780 it is kind of bland compared to us but man i thought everything would be a whole lot sweeter but it was 21:37.780 --> 21:48.660 not it was very like everything was just not as sweet candy bars to coca-cola um just like oh and you 21:48.660 --> 21:53.860 know and your matter of fact my taste buds was just like yeah stop by and get a candy bar everybody was 21:53.860 --> 22:03.140 jonesing for a milkshake but halfway through that's funny dude they they sorry i'm backtracking real quick 22:03.140 --> 22:13.380 they actually have delivery graffiti kits oh that's cool sorry all right go ahead sorry jeff yeah um no 22:14.100 --> 22:20.660 these kids are pretty creative and they just keep going because they are um every inch of that place 22:20.660 --> 22:28.980 has survived something you know on the ports they had to deal with vikings and even they had to deal with 22:28.980 --> 22:35.860 the french and and all that bullshit on the history over there and uh so yeah they they uh 22:38.500 --> 22:44.500 they deal with you know as an empire and you know and then they had to expand and stuff like that so 22:44.500 --> 22:51.140 they weren't making friends any anyway but their their food is is decent um the proper english 22:51.860 --> 22:59.140 uh roast is basically a um stew like if you think about our custom stew and then you uh deconstruct it 22:59.140 --> 23:06.340 as my wife says and so you just you put the all the ingredients on it and dump some gravy on it and 23:06.340 --> 23:14.100 put some taters on the side and then that pudding that that thing looks like a um there's a picture of it looks like a um 23:14.820 --> 23:24.900 pastry that's the pudding and it's like a uh pudding yeah i forgot i actually just watched a great great british 23:24.900 --> 23:31.380 bake-off today and pudding is is another word for dessert there so yeah it's like pastries and 23:31.380 --> 23:37.940 yeah and um uh and it was in a proper english pub 23:41.460 --> 23:48.020 that's dope as hell man so uh it smelled just a little dank but um it wasn't just a little 23:48.580 --> 23:56.820 just a little bit dank i were watching um football you know like soccer oh and that's the other 23:56.820 --> 24:01.940 fucking thing that blew my mind in london you watched the nfl while you were there oh 24:01.940 --> 24:08.820 fuck nfl was huge so we're passing these monuments and these these fucking things and then we see this 24:08.820 --> 24:16.340 huge uh garden that they go oh this garden is really neat to see all i saw was like nfl helmets they 24:16.340 --> 24:24.100 were putting on like this huge sport show thing oh it was the nfl experience that's what it was and 24:24.100 --> 24:32.260 it was in it was in london england so they were setting that up i said when did this happen because 24:32.260 --> 24:37.860 our our driver was like oh yeah football is great big here and i go are you sure it's the same one oh 24:37.860 --> 24:45.300 yeah yeah no we would love it here love it you know um but yeah i did not know it was that big 24:47.380 --> 24:57.460 fucking great huge huge huge it's huge huge huge so yeah so that was that was a very uh 24:58.420 --> 25:10.420 eye-opening um other things uh we saw that kind of uh i don't know make make makes me think we're 25:10.420 --> 25:17.280 all human is the is the beer um went to guinness um 25:17.700 --> 25:22.420 i don't think i shared any of the things here but you did do the guinness factory tour 25:23.380 --> 25:31.300 yeah did the guinness guinness factory tour and um again they're they're just very as as i said it's 25:31.300 --> 25:38.900 just a very simple process you know the hops and the water and the the yeast and uh the barley and it's how 25:38.900 --> 25:46.100 you add it and how you cook it and they've been doing it you know since you know forever and they've 25:46.100 --> 25:52.580 kept it tight knit in there you know for the most part that you know and they they've also had to 25:54.500 --> 25:59.860 did some things that were not popular with a lot of people um right and um 26:00.820 --> 26:06.340 to survive and the marketing i think uh if you want to know anything about marketing go to 26:06.900 --> 26:13.780 ireland see how they do it go to england see how they do it um because they've been doing it for 26:13.780 --> 26:22.180 thousands of years you know i think they do it right it's a good place to see because i everywhere i 26:22.180 --> 26:28.980 stepped it was like yeah i said i that's where they got that from you know oh that's where that came from 26:29.780 --> 26:39.940 you know uh cool as hell man they printed i i will share these they printed our pictures on on the on 26:39.940 --> 26:48.580 the top of the foam of a guinness and then a guinness zero zero point zero um and the guinness 26:48.580 --> 26:55.140 zero point zero is uh a non-alcoholic so it's basically about say is that a near beer gross dude 26:56.100 --> 27:04.260 no the cool thing is yeah it doesn't taste hoppy you know like um if you're not into if you like hops 27:04.260 --> 27:10.900 yeah i don't know what to tell you but um it takes out the the real bitter hoppy part of it and it 27:10.900 --> 27:17.940 makes it that yeah you can get by it pretty quick so if you wanted it for flavor and just because you 27:17.940 --> 27:24.980 know you could you could get by um and then of course the other ones uh straight up guinness 27:25.940 --> 27:31.620 uh yeah i want to add those let me see if i can add those real quick i thought those that was cool 27:31.620 --> 27:37.620 the printing on the foam thing yeah so everybody i showed it to they're like oh is that a cap 27:37.620 --> 27:44.900 they put a cap on it i go no it's caramel oh it's caramel i thought they were lasering like the foam 27:44.900 --> 27:49.940 but it's that's what i thought too mike i thought they were burning the phone somehow yeah yeah well i 27:49.940 --> 27:57.860 just assumed right right me too no you get right up on it they they they they um take a picture of you 27:58.580 --> 28:06.820 and whoever as you walk in with a little uh ipad yeah and now they've got your picture and you're in 28:06.820 --> 28:15.220 big brothers little little uh database well they don't even they don't even uh uh god they said yeah 28:15.220 --> 28:20.980 welcome to you know uk airspace you are now being monitored you know they don't fuck around they just 28:20.980 --> 28:28.100 say yeah you are now being watched by close circuit tv everywhere you go so yeah 28:31.060 --> 28:34.820 so being on top of a guinness beers probably least of my worries 28:36.980 --> 28:43.140 that's probably true yeah oh i even got yeah pulled over even coming back 28:43.700 --> 28:50.580 oh flagged me us customs they walk in now it's just like stand together in your group and they all 28:50.580 --> 28:57.540 pop up up up they take take your idea your facial identity thing and then uh mine came up red like 28:57.540 --> 29:06.420 robin green oh let's do it one more time robin green jeff red and about the third time it says go see 29:06.420 --> 29:13.060 officer they go yes sir you guys gotta go go see the office god damn it this motherfucker smelled like 29:13.060 --> 29:22.180 weed it wasn't coming back into the usa so yeah i didn't smell like nothing that's hilarious that's 29:22.180 --> 29:29.460 what you thought dude they're catching people right like coming in that's uh when you gotta worry right 29:29.460 --> 29:35.140 because you're you're not technically on u.s soil yet so that's what i'm thinking i said yeah 29:35.140 --> 29:41.700 fucking hey they literally do that to people that's a real thing yeah and so they they they got me in 29:41.700 --> 29:46.100 though and they just said hey well did you how how was it and i said fine you know and how long 29:46.100 --> 29:50.900 did you stay two weeks and i try not to be totally pacific you know two weeks four days four minutes and 29:51.620 --> 29:59.220 three six i gotta poop you know you got got anything to declare i got poop wait 29:59.220 --> 30:06.180 uh i i gotta i'm keistering uh keistering some english breakfast here bud so so that was the other 30:06.180 --> 30:10.820 thing so when the guy when they first take your picture they're like oh well it might be a mistake 30:10.820 --> 30:19.540 here do something else and i'm like trying to look like not suspicious now i know and i look i look 30:19.540 --> 30:27.540 like i'm shooting the you know like that magna that cold magnus there that one a comedian guy ben stiller you 30:27.540 --> 30:35.860 know his character uh oh man played with will will oh zoolander zoolander yeah he would do that cold 30:35.860 --> 30:42.580 magnum stare blue blue steel or whatever it was so basically that was the last picture that was taken 30:42.580 --> 30:54.900 i mean by the us government as you giving them finger guns yeah exactly oh that's funny but um and it 30:54.900 --> 31:02.100 stays on anyway getting back to the the uh they let you go though huh no yeah they did have any search 31:02.100 --> 31:08.340 nothing no and that's why i was surprised and like i already had looking your phone off uh no that was the 31:08.340 --> 31:14.420 thing it was uh he just says how long and i told him did we buy anything and i just said well just knick 31:14.420 --> 31:22.660 knacks you know uh from the just drugs you're like have you ever heard of a charger 31:25.940 --> 31:32.420 they and they saw i mean they they x-rayed everything that i had i brought one back like a uh 31:33.300 --> 31:40.900 one of a little vapy charger thing i didn't want to throw away oh uh chargers the sorry that's the 31:40.900 --> 31:48.180 little plastic things prisoners shove up their ass to smuggle stuff whoa no i brought it back in my bag bro 31:49.220 --> 31:55.620 yeah yeah no why don't you jump into conclusions no i brought that bag in my top zipper like where 31:55.620 --> 32:03.540 they can get to it they wanted it i wasn't married to it at all people were getting their coffee thrown off 32:03.540 --> 32:07.940 i thought for sure i'd get out but yeah i'm not gonna go that far i'm not that i'm not that 32:07.940 --> 32:13.700 addicted man i like the flower man hey dude butt chugging the coffee is the best way to get it 32:13.700 --> 32:20.980 then you don't even have to taste it instant caffeine oh oh man explain that in the fucking 32:20.980 --> 32:26.100 emergency room where i get like caffeine overdosing well my buddy told me 32:28.260 --> 32:31.300 don't worry we let it cool down first i learned that the first time 32:36.100 --> 32:41.620 but yeah it was uh everything's like efficient over there they did that bunch of drunk people 32:42.580 --> 32:48.740 standing in the line giving them shaky beers no one really spilt it everybody got got their pictures 32:48.740 --> 32:55.380 taken with their you know their cup with their stuff on it and even shaky jeff made it back to the table 32:56.980 --> 33:03.860 um when i said hold my beer with i really meant it they were like oh shit he's from the south 33:04.900 --> 33:11.620 that's right he's gonna do something watch oh man it was super crowded up there they jam as many people 33:11.620 --> 33:18.580 as they can and they're tricky they give you escalators all the way up but no escalators down 33:20.820 --> 33:26.020 that's how they get you yeah that's a trick man that's a trap it is so you're out you're stuck up 33:26.020 --> 33:34.580 there waiting for the elevator because no one's taking the stairs i'll take the stairs if i die i die 33:36.980 --> 33:40.260 you just got to make sure there's a bunch of little kids in front of you so they soften your fall 33:40.740 --> 33:43.620 oh i bet oh god yeah i got hiccups now 33:45.780 --> 33:50.660 the first first time i went to uh well it was the clink when i went there uh 33:51.380 --> 33:57.700 we i wasn't paying attention i was like oh i got seats on the on the 50 yard line uh yeah well they 33:57.700 --> 34:07.300 were also like four rows from the very top call me hawk stadium um and i was absolutely not in the 34:07.300 --> 34:14.660 best shape a matter of fact is my wife was pregnant so i was probably right around 500 pounds um and i 34:14.660 --> 34:19.300 walked my fat ass all the way up there and as you get towards the top i swear to god it's like climbing 34:19.300 --> 34:26.900 a ladder it's almost straight up and down and i got up there and i was like oh oh oh late 34:26.900 --> 34:33.620 fucking couldn't breathe i thought i was gonna die my legs were all shaking and i like the game 34:33.620 --> 34:40.660 started going to shit and and i stood up to to cheer and i was like holy shit if i fall right now i'm 34:40.660 --> 34:46.730 literally gonna kill about 40 people on the way down because nobody is stopping me so i hit the 34:46.730 --> 34:57.210 the bars halfway down oh man dude i always hate that feeling when you stand up in a stadium i always 34:57.210 --> 35:03.690 get like uh like vertigo like wobbly oh yeah because the whole fucking stadium's moving like no yeah 35:03.690 --> 35:09.940 it's just always really steep feeling too right those nose those those nosebleed seats man it's yeah it's 35:09.940 --> 35:16.580 terrible yeah i don't i don't sit up there anymore although now it wouldn't be an issue but yeah still 35:18.260 --> 35:24.980 fuck that now it's now it's now it's just old age yeah yeah it's not yeah it's gonna be the knees with no 35:24.980 --> 35:34.170 cartilage and the hip yeah exactly oh well that's about how i died and um i'm gonna say hold my beer 35:34.170 --> 35:40.260 for that one because we're taking an escalator up from the tubes so again just a little bit dehydrated 35:41.540 --> 35:50.340 oh steepest escalator ever so we're going up and if you look straight down you see how steep it is but 35:50.340 --> 35:56.730 you kind of keep your eyes to the side where they have uh pictures that are kind of tilted so it makes 35:56.730 --> 36:04.260 look like you're just going up you don't average sub stairs so i heard somebody coming up behind me 36:05.460 --> 36:12.340 so my brain i have a backpack on not too heavy my brain says step to the right you know let this guy 36:12.340 --> 36:21.300 you know you know he's going to come by go past you well i stepped too far and like my shoe got caught 36:22.100 --> 36:31.380 on the uh part that's not moving i fall forward to put my weight on my arm again it's the part that's not 36:31.380 --> 36:39.690 moving oh my head is getting banged on all those pictures that help you you know keep from getting 36:39.690 --> 36:47.540 motion sickness oh god i have about four of them i'm putting all my weight on my poor wife 36:48.980 --> 36:57.060 we're going down we're gonna because we're about 40 feet up at this point on this escalator oh 36:57.060 --> 37:02.340 fucking shit god that would be the worst to tumble down an escalator full of people 37:02.900 --> 37:07.620 oh my god because you know it's moving so you'll just keep falling 37:09.210 --> 37:12.170 that's all i could think of i said this is how i die 37:15.860 --> 37:23.620 you're like i'm gonna be on youtube oh yeah so at that but i don't know how i survived and my wife 37:23.620 --> 37:29.780 don't know how we survived but anyway right right myself i said i said i don't know what happened all 37:29.780 --> 37:37.210 i did was and she goes stop stop right there just turn around oh jesus 37:39.300 --> 37:44.900 it's like run before everyone gets their phones out right she's like she's like oh we could have died i 37:44.900 --> 37:51.060 thought we were going to die i was i don't know how i stopped you dude it's so awkward when you're in 37:51.060 --> 37:56.260 a group of people and they all know where they're going but you don't know you know what i'm saying 37:57.460 --> 38:04.100 move to the side don't stand in the middle yeah dude it's yeah you get stuck like that in places it 38:04.100 --> 38:09.620 sucks i'll just go with the flow sometimes i'm all fucking i'm walking this way yeah exactly everybody 38:09.620 --> 38:14.980 knows where they're oh that's that's same with driving which i uh uh well i guess i'm gonna drive 38:14.980 --> 38:23.300 this way for a little bit so i i do i do want to uh talk about uh temple street i think it's called 38:23.300 --> 38:33.780 temple street in dublin um uh yeah temple street night market oh there you go 38:34.660 --> 38:47.060 uh it's a very uh overview let's see um it's nightlife it's it's what it is so anyway when my wife um i was 38:47.060 --> 38:55.210 having a bad day again my wife likes to get a lot of stuff in thanks to her diligence there's always 38:55.210 --> 39:04.340 something that we could do okay so but it means there's not a lot of time if i have any issues uh 39:04.660 --> 39:12.170 physically mentally whatever and so i was having a mental day and plus it was dehydrated and i were 39:12.170 --> 39:19.940 hungry and kind of scared you know first time doing things so we were going to go to uh uh 39:20.900 --> 39:24.730 we had we hit hit the ground checking the hotel um 39:26.170 --> 39:34.500 oh oh man i almost i almost i almost ruined it uh but uh oh i'm trying to scroll and talk at the 39:34.500 --> 39:39.210 same time um no i didn't take the train yet because i gotta tell you the the train story i'm gonna say 39:39.210 --> 39:45.620 that for last so um that was from dublin to cork so anyway we're first day in dublin we're only 39:45.620 --> 39:51.140 going to stay there a couple nights boom we um get there and we go walking downtown we start walking to 39:51.140 --> 40:00.580 the uh uh a ghost tour and um like she's tired of my shit and i was i was getting kind of mean at this 40:00.580 --> 40:07.380 point and she and that we both see the cannabis store at the same time and it wasn't cannabis it was cbd 40:07.380 --> 40:16.020 you can't get thc there um so i was like all right because before i had a little vape and it made me feel 40:16.020 --> 40:23.860 better um and um so i was going oh this is go in i go do you got flour and they go yeah pre-roll yeah 40:23.860 --> 40:32.420 boom boom boom and it was only a two grammy thing you know um cbd so uh i take take it out 40:32.420 --> 40:38.020 and i also bought a lighter they give they they got me on an expensive lighter so all in all i spent 40:38.020 --> 40:45.780 140 dollars right while we were there on uh shit on two joints and a lighter no on and also on some rub 40:45.780 --> 40:55.060 uh some cbd uh because my wife's legs hurt you know and so uh we found some cbd ointment topical 40:55.060 --> 41:01.940 but this stuff was like all green you know it was very uh raw material um 41:03.380 --> 41:08.100 and it was wrapped up in a raw and it was all concealed and it was from california 41:09.210 --> 41:16.260 so it wasn't like um bam dude you were buying imported shit yeah it wasn't like it wasn't like 41:16.260 --> 41:21.540 yeah it wasn't like homegrown stuff so again i thought i gotta be safe you know pretty safe 41:22.580 --> 41:30.100 so i take about six big old puffs on it on a busy street um took a couple you know jeffing around 41:30.100 --> 41:35.300 taking some pictures relaxing because my wife again she's ready to fucking bury me out there 41:36.980 --> 41:45.060 with all rights you know um because i was just being a dick so after six things i'm feeling really 41:45.060 --> 41:50.660 good i was like all right let's go let's continue walking get across the street and everything starts 41:50.660 --> 41:56.020 getting kind of dizzy like a tilty really super tilting i said oh everything's getting tilted so i 41:56.020 --> 42:03.300 went too much and um she's like well do you have to sit down i said well i could stand let me stand 42:03.940 --> 42:08.660 and everything's getting worse you know and then she she finds she goes well let's find a place 42:10.580 --> 42:16.980 to sit and i said okay and so she she finds a bench because can you make it to the bench i said oh no 42:18.170 --> 42:25.140 you know and i'm trying to act like more like oh you gotta act normal jeff because i don't know where 42:25.140 --> 42:31.060 i'm at i in my mind i think in front of one of their monuments or something you know great war hero 42:32.580 --> 42:41.460 whatever and so i i i try to make it around this big potter pot you know where they uh put like 42:41.460 --> 42:46.420 plants and stuff like that yeah so you could sit on i said can i sit here and she goes she goes oh 42:46.420 --> 42:49.140 i wish you wouldn't i wish you'd come over here and sit on the bench with me 42:49.860 --> 42:57.690 or so cal try and as i'm walking around i see a dude he's on a bike on a motorbike and he's all he's 42:57.690 --> 43:04.260 wearing a yellow vest white white uh helmet and he's typing on his phone super fast so 43:04.260 --> 43:10.820 fucking jeff thinks oh he's a fucking narc you know this guy i'm gonna have the gestapo on me 43:10.820 --> 43:15.540 i'm gonna fuck that dude up real quick right well yeah and so i spin around and i said because i'm 43:15.540 --> 43:20.170 trying to act normal right and i said oh i don't want this guy to think so i sit down next to her and 43:20.170 --> 43:22.660 she goes well do you think you're gonna throw up and i said no 43:23.210 --> 43:34.820 you know famous last words yeah i'm okay so i'm i'm hurling and and i hear people riding bike on 43:34.820 --> 43:40.420 on those little motorbikes and people talking like well that looks like a good time and i hear a lot of 43:40.420 --> 43:46.100 different languages and stuff and i'm getting scared like pretty soon i'm waiting for it just 43:46.100 --> 43:51.460 to get fucking quiet you know and then or hear conversations that have to refer with me 43:52.180 --> 44:00.020 uh so i'm still trying to act normal like oh yeah well what's garfield doing today in the funny 44:00.020 --> 44:06.020 paper you know because i'm and my wife's going well we need to get something to clean you up because 44:06.020 --> 44:11.700 you know you're making a mess in your beard you know and she goes i just need to go back two feet 44:11.700 --> 44:15.940 to get some napkins from this place like well no don't leave me because i can't open my eyes 44:17.540 --> 44:22.900 so i think or at least i think i can't open my eyes i realize i don't i haven't opened my eyes 44:22.900 --> 44:30.420 so again i think i'm out somewhere in front of their uh a war monument hero monument and i'm you know 44:30.420 --> 44:37.540 just all i had before that was a mcdonald's quarter pounder and fries which was very good by the way 44:37.540 --> 44:44.340 it wasn't had nothing to do with that at all but that was in the tank and again i was very dehydrated at 44:44.340 --> 44:52.900 that time um um so that's coming out and she's going guy i don't think you ate that much you know 44:53.620 --> 45:02.820 and so every time i would sit up straight it would you know um so my wife um finally she goes jeff i 45:02.820 --> 45:08.740 gotta go get something to wipe this up you know we don't know and a nice lady stopped by and gave 45:08.740 --> 45:15.700 her like facial cleanups wipes you know like like you pick off your makeup so make a remover wipe to 45:15.700 --> 45:20.420 help clean the mess of my beard and she leans in and she goes jeff i'm gonna cut your fucking beard off 45:20.420 --> 45:28.180 tonight oh jesus i'm cutting that fucking thing off and i said well you have every right 45:32.340 --> 45:36.980 she's going well when you get better you know let's then because we still gotta walk back to the hotel 45:36.980 --> 45:46.660 it's about a nine minute walk um and so i was thinking um and i'm waiting still waiting for the cops but 45:46.660 --> 45:52.740 nobody stopped nobody did anything and finally everything wore off and i realized i was on uh 45:54.100 --> 46:00.180 temple street so street night market and we looked up the protocol because again i don't want to go to 46:00.180 --> 46:08.660 jail over something or a fine a huge fine but i was ready to you know take whatever i had to do 46:09.940 --> 46:17.140 and we looked up the protocol and it is that uh the uh people what do you call it the city council 46:18.660 --> 46:26.020 make the vendors chip together and and market owners chip together to pay for cleanup so it's kind of 46:26.020 --> 46:32.660 like mardi gras type of thing so you didn't have to clean it up no we just had to inform that the guy 46:32.660 --> 46:38.660 the poor store owner in front you know that we did my wife said my husband had too much of a good time 46:39.380 --> 46:43.220 um you know they're like yeah no problem man it happens every time 46:44.980 --> 46:50.660 and we walked away he saw he knew that was gonna happen when he walked out of here after i sold you 46:50.660 --> 46:58.740 those joints he was like yep i could tell the second i sold you that right no that's why they laughed 46:58.740 --> 47:06.100 dude did they have tobacco in them at all no are you sure no just straight up hemp yeah i'll check but 47:06.100 --> 47:11.460 yeah no it didn't say anything but uh that's what it sounds like is that like nicotine just yeah 47:12.340 --> 47:19.700 dizziness yeah that's what i was thinking too like if you never smoke dude and you and you smoke a 47:19.700 --> 47:29.540 cigar or cigarette you get sick or a chew take a chew oh and it was eight days over so i i didn't smoke 47:29.540 --> 47:36.180 anything for about eight days yeah but i mean i go months and not smoke and then do and i don't 47:36.180 --> 47:45.540 i never get sick dude no i end up on my butt yeah i love a spliff man oh it was a wild ride and i said 47:45.540 --> 47:53.380 man that's some good stuff so i do not uh uh hate market street and someone did ask if my wife wanted uh to 47:53.380 --> 48:02.020 call an ambulance and then she said no he'll be fine god damn jeff they're trying to call you an ambulance 48:02.900 --> 48:08.980 well that i'm surprised not a lot of other people did like everybody just walking by like yeah that's 48:08.980 --> 48:17.300 what that happens you should have just started screaming that god damn english breakfast right 48:18.580 --> 48:24.180 they would be like yeah that happens they just know you're a tourist from your voice and they just be 48:24.180 --> 48:28.260 like yeah okay she just started screaming fuck beans and toast 48:30.820 --> 48:38.260 they fucking made me sick this is bullshit yeah right no they're very nice too and they just they 48:38.260 --> 48:42.980 just do it in a nice way but yeah you just mind your own fucking business and can keep going i had uh 48:42.980 --> 48:51.780 chicken and a place called um i think it was john gracie's fried chicken let's see if i can find this 48:51.780 --> 48:59.700 sounds terrible almost i thought it was john and gracie's yeah oh you said gracie i i literally thought 48:59.700 --> 49:11.780 you said john gracie's and i was like oh you put in the name i don't want to eat that shit bob's greasy's fried chicken right 49:12.980 --> 49:18.180 i don't know i kind of want to try that now i'm telling you so um it's uh john 49:19.060 --> 49:26.100 gracie's fried chicken is a long-standing traditional fast food restaurant located in court city ireland 49:29.860 --> 49:35.940 famous for uh introducing the old school kentucky fried chicken style recipe to the country 49:35.940 --> 49:44.020 how can you go wrong with that so it's just like uh they stole the kfc's uh original recipe and 49:44.660 --> 49:52.980 took it to ireland good for him man yeah i had their chicken sandwich and i do recommend um took like 49:54.020 --> 49:58.980 uh five minutes and it's always piping hot everything there i don't know what they 49:59.860 --> 50:07.620 due to it but it's always comes out like 10 degrees hotter than it needs to be which is totally perfect right 50:09.860 --> 50:10.660 for chicken yeah 50:12.420 --> 50:14.740 oh i didn't say it was cooked i just said it was hot 50:18.180 --> 50:24.820 fucking microwaved oh no they fried it they fried it like just old-fashioned like it's just me 50:24.820 --> 50:31.860 the the order and you see john in the back with a big old fry these two big old fry one for chicken 50:31.860 --> 50:40.980 one for fries or chips as they say and i asked for the the sandwich the classic sandwich and they go 50:40.980 --> 50:47.380 he goes you want a meal with that i go what and she goes the lady in front goes you want that in a meal 50:47.380 --> 50:56.740 i say oh yes yes please and uh they tap again you just got your card they they tell you a thing and 50:56.740 --> 51:02.420 they don't even offer a receipt anymore because it's all um matter of fact they look at you with two heads 51:02.420 --> 51:09.060 and even half the time their receipt printer don't even print and so everything is um 51:10.900 --> 51:17.540 you know track through your your your purchase on your card yeah that's the future man 51:19.460 --> 51:24.420 so i thought that that was interesting again efficient get you in get you out but you guys gotta be 51:24.420 --> 51:33.300 be careful i know that's my warning be careful when you tap i got a buddy going to uh mexico and uh 51:34.340 --> 51:38.500 he asked he asked if i knew anything about cancun right and i was like no i said but i have another 51:38.500 --> 51:43.780 buddy that you know he's got a timeshare or whatever down there and he goes so i i email him 51:43.780 --> 51:49.940 or text him i was like hey any advice in about going to cancun he's all don't go and he goes if you do 51:49.940 --> 51:55.540 grab your wallet like hold your wallet i was all shit it's that scary he's all it's scary down there man 51:57.140 --> 52:03.220 but i don't know like it didn't sound like you had any problems at all over no but they do walk up on 52:03.220 --> 52:08.820 you really quick and they'll let you walk up on them really quick too and they don't mind they're 52:08.820 --> 52:17.940 just their personal space bubbles a whole lot so would you go back yeah oh yeah my favorite um scotland 52:17.940 --> 52:24.420 and ireland um oh cork so going and i'll tell you why ireland's my all-time favorite 52:25.540 --> 52:31.060 because um we're taking get done with dublin we get on the train it was pretty easy for not knowing 52:31.060 --> 52:39.540 what we're doing um and again it's not ada and it's not america so everything you really just gotta 52:40.180 --> 52:45.060 just take your time it'll happen you know it's just not going to happen in our time you know 52:47.300 --> 52:53.780 when you're waiting for tickets and trains and and and uh buses to trains you know 52:53.940 --> 52:58.980 um there's a lot of traffic and it's just not you just can't snap your fingers you know 53:01.460 --> 53:10.260 um so you get that you you get that going um oh god i'm sorry i was looking at john's fried chicken 53:14.900 --> 53:19.860 john john and gracie's john and gracie's fried chicken yeah i got that on my mind now that's some 53:19.860 --> 53:26.900 good chicken no i'm sorry i'll the um yeah just when you travel you just got to remember that you 53:26.900 --> 53:32.660 know in europe you're not in america you know they do things a little bit different there we're pretty 53:32.660 --> 53:41.700 efficient so you just got to relax um um so when you get that you get on their train and we're going to 53:42.260 --> 53:52.020 they you can't reserve and you can just hop on so like art r was a 12 o'clock departure and so you you 53:52.020 --> 53:59.860 get on with all your luggage and they have places for bigger luggage and like they have an overhead 53:59.860 --> 54:06.180 compartment you can put you know carry-on size stuff and get that on and then you go to your seat 54:08.020 --> 54:13.300 and they'll say like well this is for gram or whatever and there'll be two seats that will say 54:13.300 --> 54:21.060 gram and gram and there might be a seat that's red and that means that that's still up for grabs or 54:21.060 --> 54:28.580 vice versa i think it's red and it will say gram and it's green meaning that part of that seat is um 54:29.540 --> 54:38.740 open so you could sit by a total stranger um and we sat at a table that was me and my wife and we had one 54:38.740 --> 54:48.660 lady and then one was up for grabs and um this nice uh irish lady gets gets on and she had a her son with 54:48.660 --> 54:57.300 her he and she's he sat in a row that was kind of kitty corner from us and then she sat down across from 54:57.300 --> 55:04.180 us and she introduced herself and she was going uh coming from um dublin because her son was invited 55:04.180 --> 55:12.820 to a birthday party there it was overnight party and uh and she said her husband's a uh uh uh fisherman 55:13.860 --> 55:20.100 this is off the north sea right or north i'm sorry north atlantic so this dude's a dude's dude you know 55:21.540 --> 55:27.460 so we were talking about jobs and stuff like that and i said yeah i said this lady made me cry at my 55:27.460 --> 55:36.020 work one time she goes well you're just sensitive you know and i said yeah that's true and then she 55:36.020 --> 55:42.420 just continues talking you know and i didn't take offense of it and i just thought yeah that's that's 55:42.420 --> 55:51.140 true that's that's uh that that's british for quit being a little bitch right irish irish irish you're 55:51.140 --> 55:59.860 just sensitive oh yeah that's all right it's okay to be sensitive yeah yeah all right yeah she didn't 55:59.860 --> 56:05.540 say that's a bad thing either i just found she's like that's what what you are and i thought okay i'll 56:05.540 --> 56:12.100 take that i'll take that as a sensitive type uh found my clan graham clans been around uh starting 56:12.100 --> 56:20.180 in scotland and they moved down to i need you to not not say i'm a clansman okay your complexion is 56:20.180 --> 56:27.060 not the right color to be yelling now i know graham problematic tattoos and everything everything i know 56:28.980 --> 56:34.020 yeah even there people gave me a look not a lot of people walking around with beards and i don't know 56:34.020 --> 56:41.700 what what that means i don't know if it's a um um yeah i don't know they they have very crop beards 56:41.700 --> 56:46.980 and very nice looking beards and stuff but not everybody i thought they grow them out in winter 56:48.180 --> 56:52.420 yeah probably but yeah people would turn their heads and i was easy to spot in a crowd 56:54.100 --> 57:01.860 um the tour group or the group we were we were with they would go oh well first we saw jeff well because 57:03.380 --> 57:10.900 and then then they'd go and then we saw you uh to my wife and but yeah jeff was well we saw jeff because 57:14.260 --> 57:20.340 um went to uh you remember burton hair burt the stories of a burton hair 57:22.900 --> 57:27.540 nope body snatching back back in the old days back in what the fuck 57:28.340 --> 57:32.420 no do you guys remember that you remember the fun times and body snatching 57:34.420 --> 57:43.060 nope up jeff i think you're you're you're stroking out again you really no well no hair bro what 57:43.060 --> 57:50.580 burt burt and hair burt and hair they were the body snatchers that sold the bodies they would dig up to 57:50.580 --> 58:00.420 like the university no that sounds like the start to frankenstein yeah yeah close they made a movie and 58:00.420 --> 58:01.940 it was like a simon peck movie 58:04.260 --> 58:10.900 that sounds like it would be a simon peck movie well well basically they were like hotel owners and they 58:10.900 --> 58:18.580 they they figured that uh and they they figured out that they killed people that didn't have any family 58:18.580 --> 58:26.020 nobody would miss them and they would sell the bodies to the um the teaching hospital you know 58:27.700 --> 58:35.540 because bodies were hard to find right good bodies training cadavers yeah so it started this big 58:35.540 --> 58:38.980 industry of grave robin that's where it started i think it was in edinburgh 58:41.940 --> 58:47.220 i don't know any of that i'm not a crime person at all though like that me neither that doesn't 58:47.220 --> 58:51.060 interest me at all let's see you guys are weird in here 58:53.060 --> 58:55.060 so would you go see a place they lived or what 58:56.740 --> 59:05.700 uh no we took the tour yeah yeah we we took the tour and uh and they were talking about that's 59:05.700 --> 59:11.860 that's where it happened and you know where they stored the bodies and burkin hair there we go burkin 59:11.860 --> 59:19.620 hair the burkin hair murders were a series of 16 kills that carried over 10 months did you say you 59:19.620 --> 59:35.140 wanted some murkin hair that's gross dude yeah 16 killings in uh over a 10 month period in 188 28. 59:35.140 --> 59:39.140 wait they got tired of digging up bodies so they just started killing people for the bodies 59:39.940 --> 59:46.740 yeah yeah it was a good time until the last person they tried to kill it was an old lady and she didn't 59:46.740 --> 59:57.060 die or no she didn't die easily and so it was easy to to tell a lot that that's how you know you done 59:57.060 --> 01:00:04.020 fucked up if you can't kill an old lady you're doing something wrong right and these people were tough 01:00:04.020 --> 01:00:10.340 like edinburgh and scottish uh people are tough and you don't mess with edinburgh and since when you 01:00:10.340 --> 01:00:17.620 start messing with local people they say that's when people start taking notice and uh they turned one 01:00:17.620 --> 01:00:21.380 of the guys scan into a wallet i think oh my god 01:00:24.020 --> 01:00:33.460 i mean that's better than a wall mount right oh my god or a mask right right i told her how to wear her 01:00:33.460 --> 01:00:39.940 face like a mask as a doomy little cookie dance so yeah that was the start of the uh the um 01:00:41.380 --> 01:00:48.100 grave robin and there we saw a big old tombstone that had buckshot holes in it where they they uh 01:00:48.740 --> 01:00:54.260 shot at a grave robber or they may have got a grave robber um 01:00:57.140 --> 01:00:59.380 damn a lot of a lot of neat stuff 01:01:02.820 --> 01:01:09.220 i don't know it was a traumatic uh event for you jeff it was it was a lot to just to uh 01:01:11.380 --> 01:01:17.460 to oh yeah and even on the tour you take yeah it was a lot to take in and digest because a lot of 01:01:17.460 --> 01:01:22.980 the data i had you know it's like from bugs bunny cartoons you know so i mean at least the street 01:01:22.980 --> 01:01:28.820 was helping you digest some of it right right some well and then uh so that's the other thing so if 01:01:28.820 --> 01:01:36.420 you're walking along the streets in edinburgh scotland it's still legal to dump out their their window 01:01:37.620 --> 01:01:43.780 if they want to they've never repelled the law so if you're walking down the street and you hear wallu 01:01:43.780 --> 01:01:49.220 someone yells wallu you know they say don't look up just keep running and start running because it's 01:01:49.220 --> 01:01:55.540 like in duck and run because they're dumping shit out the window so but there hasn't been a big 01:01:55.540 --> 01:02:04.580 thing they they did repel the the rule saying you can't do it during the daytime you can still do it 01:02:04.580 --> 01:02:13.460 during the night time so if you dump your shit out the window uh in the daytime yeah you'll get in trouble 01:02:13.460 --> 01:02:24.420 but at nighttime you're clear just saying um and also uh one of the things you got had to get used 01:02:24.420 --> 01:02:31.060 to certain parts of the town um trash cans are no longer because of terrorists and that's why we 01:02:31.060 --> 01:02:36.580 can't have nice things so people just put their stuff in like these clear plastic bags and set them out 01:02:38.180 --> 01:02:45.380 what what what are they blowing up trash cans or what yeah at a time there was a threat oh come on you 01:02:45.380 --> 01:02:50.740 don't remember the freaking olympics when they put the bomb in the trash can and the security guard 01:02:50.740 --> 01:02:58.020 saved them and then they thought the security guard put the bomb in the trash can no i don't remember 01:02:58.020 --> 01:03:06.180 that come on come on dude so much shit happens yeah i forget almost immediately the boston bomber used pressure 01:03:06.180 --> 01:03:14.420 cookers yeah they should outlaw pressure you should go over there and just tell them that uh terrorists 01:03:14.420 --> 01:03:20.020 are now using electric kettles and watch them all freak the fuck out oh i want an electric kettle don't 01:03:20.020 --> 01:03:25.940 you mess up my electric kettle hey we got one i'm telling you that's the greatest thing ever it's the greatest 01:03:25.940 --> 01:03:34.180 thing ever i i told robin the first thing we're doing is getting electric kettle yeah it's fabulous telling 01:03:34.180 --> 01:03:40.740 you my wife but the worst part about that is me remembering to fill that thing every morning because 01:03:41.380 --> 01:03:50.100 my wife drinks hot tea constantly but it is just absolutely fabulous that she doesn't have to either 01:03:50.100 --> 01:03:59.220 microwave or or stove boil water every time she can just walk right over bloop honestly the hardest part 01:03:59.220 --> 01:04:03.780 is keeping my daughter out of it because she's like oh instant water let me use this for ramen 01:04:04.420 --> 01:04:10.820 that's what i use mine for right the wife drinks tea and i i make ramen and stupid 01:04:11.460 --> 01:04:15.780 a cup of soups like lipton cup soups i love those fucking things that's funny 01:04:18.180 --> 01:04:27.700 up noodles man that's my jam yep i uh i make uh yakisoba oh i like those too but i i use the microwave for 01:04:27.700 --> 01:04:34.980 that that's i don't i don't want to just soak them i need them to actually get get uh get a boil on 01:04:36.340 --> 01:04:47.620 but i i do uh i get the uh pre-cut um philly cheesesteak steak from costco and i freeze it and uh 01:04:47.620 --> 01:04:55.220 i'll just take out like uh eight ounces of it throw it in the frying pan and then while it's heating up 01:04:55.220 --> 01:05:01.460 i'll i'll throw in a yakisoba by the time it's done my steak's done and i'll just throw them together 01:05:01.460 --> 01:05:09.300 throw the seasoning in there okay now i'm hungry no that sounds good i almost like when the foe with 01:05:09.300 --> 01:05:15.540 brisket you know that's almost exactly what it is but i don't like hot liquids so it comes out yakisoba 01:05:15.540 --> 01:05:20.580 is like ramen with no fluid in it there you go so that's why i microwave it because it boils all the 01:05:20.580 --> 01:05:28.180 water out of it damn now i'm hungry who have you been listening to you've been listening to the grit 01:05:28.180 --> 01:05:34.740 city podcast check them out at gritcitypodcast.com mic drop