- Welcome to Log Level Debug --- - Recorded live, April 27th, 2026 --- - I'm your host NAME-NOT-FOUND, and here's all the news we've logged from the past week. --- - Apple has announced Tim Cook is stepping down from his role as CEO, who will be replaced by John Ternus --- - When asked why he was stepping down from his role as CEO --- - Tim Cook said he's tired of everyone calling him Tim Apple. --- - Quote: The name stuck with everyone around the office. That sort of thing wears on you. --- - Cook will be moving on to a new role as a line cook at small, 2-star restaurant, where he was assured, no one will know him. --- - Before taking on the role of CEO, Tim Cook ran Apple whenever Steve Jobs would step away due health concerns in 2004, 2009, and 2011. --- - He has officially been CEO of Apple since 2011 when he finally *finished the job* --- ![bg](./images/holding-gun.jpg) --- - Not much is known about John Ternus --- - But if he's an Apple employee through-and-through, everything will be kept secret until a *big, flashy announcement*, once a year. --- - If you'd like to learn more about Ternus, the Global Glob had an exclusive interview with him this week. Visit the link below. **QR code to article -- flash text 'shameless self promotion'** --- - Moving on --- - Meta announced they will begin tracking how employees work in order to train their A.I. models --- - This includes keystrokes and mouse clicks --- - When asked why Meta is doing this, a spokesperson said... --- - Quote: If we're going to continue developing cutting edge technologies to track every aspect of our users' daily lives, we need to really dog food them... --- - We'll start with our own employees, and roll it out to everyone else once we figure out a good way to sell that information. --- - They say the data will **only** be used to train the A.I. models and for nothing else. --- - To which every employee replied, "You don't need to lie to us. We know where we work." --- - Moving on --- - Hosting platform Vercel confirmed this week they were breached and customer data was leaked. --- - The hackers were able to obtain access by compromising the 3rd party tool Context A.I., which was used by a Vercel employee --- - When pressed for comment, the Vercel Chief Security Officer poured a shot of whiskey, drank it in one gulp, and said quote, "Yeah, makes sense." --- - Vercel also determined other customer data has been leaked through other, similar events unrelated to this incident. --- - When pressed for comment, the Vercel Chief Security Officer poured a very large glass of brandy, drank it in one gulp, and said quote, "Yeah, makes sense." --- - Moving On --- - Anthropic says unauthorized users gained access to Mythos, their A.I. model which specializes in finding security bugs in software code --- - At this point, Anthropic has only made Mythos available as a preview to select companies. --- - They say it's to give good actors a head start in securing their software. --- - And we all know some companies need as much of a head start as they can get.. --- ![bg](./images/ms-logo.jpg) --- - The unauthorized users got access through a 3rd party vendor environment --- - When asked why the vendor wasn't secured using Mythos, an anonymous source told us --- - They weren't big enough to be on the list. --- - Some are saying the Mythos preview is only available to specific companies so Anthropic can heighten expectations --- - When reached for comment, their marketing department said, "Hell yeah, of course that's why." --- - And that's all the news that happened this week. --- - If we didn't talk about it, it's not in the logs. --- - Join Log Level Debug next week when we'll talk about everything that happened between now and then.